#al-general
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Yow how many clears does it take for a threat level safe? 
USS Johnston 2026 bro 
Mogador sister
Rupprecht sister
Mogador sister and Clemenceau Carrier plz (idfc if it's a cold war ship it's pretty) 
She shocks Mog like Hassan's dog
Clemenceau (CV)
So true 
Oink oink
what is she doing at level 80
Someone accidentally just got thrown into the deep end
just throw some books at her

until she reaches 100
I have no idea how she even got in the fleet I’m going to be real
what a laner
I’m out anyways 
how tf are you out of books
i have like
20,000
laying around
I used all of mine on Yorktown, Hornet, Lexington 
God that’s the worst, sorry
nope

💔
i always get struck by the purple curse
I didn’t get Pasadena 
I didn't get the free UR 
Oh look a corgi
Bro I’ll get the URs on first pull but never the purple
same
although in my case
The purples are only an illusion
i just brute forced until i get her
Very dangerous corgi
Ya
which was like on my 130th pull or something, not too bad
99% of the entire royal navy's power
Soo uhh... What did you do to piss the AI off 
Grandma loves beating up Iron Blood just like old times
And the Italians
Especially the Italians
70 more vouchers damnit 
Funny guided weapons will not stop the grandma
I just
how tf did you not get her
Rather it just makes the grandma angrier
If I grinded the last two days, I could've gotten her
literally do the daily missions everyday and you're guaranteed
I forgor 💔
to get her
He do be forgoring 💔
💔💔💔
United states of Oil
Warspite has to be one of the most stubborn ships ever. She’s also got like the best glow up story ever
unc time getting to me 💔
Today it's my birthday, soooo, Rammed ships posted
hmm interesting symbol you got there
Hipper be like:
Damn luck vampire
Leipzig got a taste of Eugen booba
I am back after shower!
I play vietnamese
Ohh
You guys got colonized by the phap 💔
I see
Paris Has A Pe-
Yes
PHAP stands for whu
Got in 1884 lol
France
2% crew
This is fine
Plap heavy ass people
I guess let it sink
why tf is your minimap so zoomed it
shit aint mini at that point it's a megamap
I served for the Emperor
Because minimap is not very important, the range finder and conning tower height is
It’s like 2 guys and the portrait left
my teammate's minimap
💔
barely covers one single grid square
Son your gonna crash
I can always just press M
Isn’t like information and positioning the most important part of this game
especially in naval
ngl
Yes

Here is my lineup
I thought I was world of warships at first 💔
Otsu is so fun to play
Idjit
it does amazing when the enemy are dumb
which
okay
let's be real
I haven’t played warthunder in a year and I can still remember my k/da wtf
Real
I tried to torpedo run the SMS westfalen in it
It did like zero damage and I died while retreating
Y u p
No majority are smart
Air CAS or air like actual air?
Lmfao
F6F in arb, hell
F6F in grb, heaven
should have gone for a DD/Cruiser, never worth it torpedoing battleship
Majority of players are fast
And zero has a horrible acceleration rate 💀
Fr fr
my Dunk with 225mm belt tanked Long Lances before
tbf, WoWs also has good model quality
They have very strong Aa
Who needs acceleration when you can spin?
True!

War thunder models are better, Wow are more stylized
Peak italian guns frfr
Nothing will be as painful for me as playing F-100 at 10.3. No other plane can hurt as bad.
Ts the average weight in 1943
I did get very good afterwards which was nice!
Oh no guys we can't save him
He's already trapped in the loop...
RIP
I gave it all up
3000 hours of Warthunder and I called it quits
Loser
Ik 
Hi
I love shelling the enemy

That's gore of my favourite character
How dare you
John Kitkat?
Is gojo your favourite character?
No
Right Kitkat bars
Idk why but the right always taste better even tho it's the same shi-
I’m sorry what
Naval warfare in 2026 be like
My tounge and mouth in general is kinda funky
i'm so sorry for your disability

If it makes you feel better I got hit in the head hard enough with a shovel that I now have a TBI induced hate of lasagna.
Me and the boys hopping in the south china sea lobby before getting spawncamped by a sweaty PUBG veteran
40mm AA gunner having PTSD attack while playing Space Invaders 40 years after the fact
Me whenever I see azur lane. Akagi
What is the joke
A million dollar question
Smh
true
Honestly dont know where to put the 5 planes included in the kit
What ship are you building?
Roma
Ooooo
The titanic
Ohhhhhh that makes sense
I’m not that smart Vro
Its a littorio class but I made it not italian
We know don’t worry
I swear once I get a j*b
I am gonna make some original shipgirl stuff from the money I get
Thanks sodak knew you were on my side❤️🔥
Becaus I can think big and accurate
But my skills are dogshit in creation stuff
i knew this mf was jobless
don't ask me how




Wat

What
You scared I am gonna call FBI on you?
yes
What is??
?
post it
Oh.

Uhm
Tf
i know that art though
it's not official art
it's only from the official artist
nah
so not commissioned by laner
2ez
there is a difference
its in the dam CN wiki wtf
unless you want to count all the YD preggo art as official too

Arnt many AL artist R34 artist too?
Many are

It is in my heart

flasbanged
I feel like committing vehicular ma-
CVT goes brr
CONTINOUS VARIABLE TRANSMISSION UOOOOGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Manual is the old king
Is that a Japanese Type 10?
Of course it's Japanese lmao
faster acceleration than Type 90 even though only 1200hp engine
She finally has planes frfr
and lower horsepower/ton
More efficient transmission ya know
i only know of herring's and dishwasher

hatsuzuki's is less so, but still kinda a risque artist.
Hell of a lot easier to drive, too, I'd bet
Nuclear sub
Wasn't that dishwasher the also one who made the lindsey stilring "what you are made of" music cinematic arts?
I guess I can do the last 3 clears tomorrow
i do not know
I remember someone mentioning it
3 star might wait until W16 clearing mode is out
It's not too bad
Ain’t even touched w14 yet
What's W14? And w16
I am not very familiar with these terms
tbh i find it marginally easier than W15 was
Bruh
the Kelp, hola
Yes campaign I know
But which one
level 130 bosses
got my 2nd Meck gun today
Ay nice.
die
show off
Oh got it
got it to +13 and gave it to Bisko Zwei
Been getting awful luck with my second in progress
also show off
now Meck and Bisko Zwei has the gun
fuck you both]
😔
I spent 50 cubes
Instead of yorktown II I get shimekaze
And instead dof hornet II I get taihou
… what
still got time for my 3rd since pr9 is in July
HE UR CL gun for PR9 plx.
waiting for protocore shop update for my 4th la9
I only have 10 for 2nd one

i don't know how the fuck you guys get so many UR gears from PR
still saving up my 3rd and 4th (from protocore shop) Hindy gun for another UR CA in the future
PR exists solely to punish people for having a life
late stage chapters aren't so bad since you can dedicate a block of time to them
but having to get on every few hours to reset research and also keep up the coins to afford it all is a full time job
yeah fuck you
I need to switch out Felix's ply gun and give it to Bayard
2nd Yamato gun is so bad 
Champy only one can use yamato gun
Ngl

This sucks man

bunch of half finished UR gears

2nd Guam gun soon 
Best CB gun
when the fuck is soon

this upcoming Thursday
do I just ignore PR8
I already know
already mad I got 2 meck gun
Fuck you
I don't want to use the cube for mac n' cheese
But yeah i got enough to d30 everyone
Absurd
Finally got Willy to 200aff, now to 125.
all these bps are just for fate sim
I hate all of you
Kelp, you are hated too 
Bro slide some gear designs
The UR PLEASE
Don't bother him, he plays 12 hours a day
Yippee

I lowk need some
Dam…..
he does not know...
Laner is basically idle game though
that I play about 2 hours a day

Me too
But if you aren't logging on every couple hours, you're fucked
Not really
Only commissions are that annoying
Game punishes you for not setting a schedule around it
imagine setting a schedule
You can have 6 research in your backlog

So not even a full day's worth
I spam commissions, but I only do so when I have the chance
A lot of them are 2 3 4 5 6 hours
What kind of commissionๆ
You can get a full day's worth out of them
cube > oil > gems > etc
I love gems
The better ones are slower
I love the 5-8 cubes from commissions
I need Yorktown II give like 220 cubes
Damn
I have not done a 10hr commission in years
Dam…
Faster ones give a better rate and the really slow ones are trash
You're punished for picking the slow ones
But I'm kinda forced to do exactly that
Faster ones give better rate only if you consistently get them every time
Which you don't
I can only play with any degree of regularity on weekends
That's why in the grand scheme of thinfs purple cognition still better than blue cognition
I'm always picking the longest cognition then, so how are you guys running laps around me?
Make it make sense
John 
Vi

I have my researches going about 20 hours a day
I got like 4 H research and a E project today ffs
I'm picking, as far as I know, the most optimal ones
Yet somehow there's always some guys that finish all the ship blueprints in like 3 months and have 4 UR gears by July
Omfg I want the triple 406mm Mk7 but the wyvern is much more important
Oh hey we got snow a little just now
People say Wyvern is much more important because of the gap between it and barracuda or sum like that
VIT-2 is actually the runner up
well time to level up Andrea Doria Meta
and cheaper to build
What does her meta look like?
Neat as hell
This is discrimination!!!!
My personal opinion: bossing weapons are more important. Torpedo bombers feel underwhelming in general
even a +13 wyvern is visually spectacular but disappointing in map clearing
Yeah this is why I just wanna get the BB gun honestly
basically what I'm saying is, build spearfish instead unless you really need the extra AA
Who’s the ship next to it?
an iowa class
or the iowa gun
Wyvern goes in the 3rd slot yeah?
Ohhhh
Lex II?
I noticed she can equip a lot of Shi on her slots
A lot of newer/higher tier carriers have flexible slots
wywern goes in tb slot
Yeah ima just get the BB gun
you know, you can have the best of both worlds since the spearfish is even better than wyvern and uses the UR ordinance reports instead of design plans
spearfish doesn't have AA, but that's probably fine
I’m closer to the wyvern then I am with spearfish like way closer

Rick James: That girl is pretty wild now, the girl's a super freak~
You can?

Boobies...
BOOBS
Chat dead it's so over
I killed it…


No matter what mode you are in, your still taking gold

milf
NJ powercrept is just a myth guys

New Jersey….heh, more like NJ
How do we tell him guys?
I think I should just leave…
Tell me what
power is one thing, waifu is another

Getting 6-7k power on your waifu
She's definitely not losing in the skin department ill say that much.
6 7 on a merry rizzmas
as March7th Alter once said
6 7 on a merry rizzmas
Gng mfs in da big 26

Do they like nj?
Schob

i feel like we spend the most NJ merch 
ah shit

👀
sus
Arsene said shit
throw dirt at @rose spire

I hate you
ello hate you
i arsene
I tried
Knowing Bismarck is a tsundere, why does everyone he talk to becomes his partner??? 

Riche

Riche has been sullied
Uh….wym…..
Bismarck isnt tsundere, she is shy
and adorable

I want that emoji
Talking about me
Show me the ways to that emoji o funny penguinman
I do be a tsundere

you wouldnt last a day in the place
for your sanity, no
"how painful can it be?"

13/10
GOD
Hmmm
Okay I know that John is not lying so I'll trust him
What the fuck they have one of the best oath skins Fym
wat....I just said 13/10 out of randomness
Both of their oath skins are heavenly
And a broken clock can always be right twice a day
My clock sells me drugs
we need more oath skins for them
no
different style oath skins
no
No……
fuck it
punt @rose spire
A penguin sells you crack?
True
So peak.
Smol

A Essex sell me crack

John

Duh?
I wonder who had an Essex Pfp in the past 
Yes
Cleo probably 
@nova elm here
im logging off, i keep getting pinged in 4 different places
must've pissed off the wrong people
bye bye
Sweet I'm gonna ping you now

couldnt handle the pressure it seems
1/700
Im doing 15-4 and airstrike doesnt seem to do anything, anyone else?
Bro there is like a police helicopter flying around my house Matter of fact sound like multiple
it's a bug or smth bcs of w16
How disheartening, havent cleared mine yet
what does the 3 other fingers could be
NUMOMMA
MUMOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE GIVE ME SNU-SNU AND MANY FLOOFIES 
I didn't expect that..
Dw its gamer it’s common
😭 🙏

Good morning everyone 🩷
Cuteee
Hi
uvh is cute wife too
Damn
I need it lol
Omg wife
i was wondering why my napoli was half hp everytime i was farming
it turns out i was sending my fleet to farm exp in 13-4

Any serial code?
your intention was 12-4?
i c


I should do w16 but... 
u will priotize floofs first
Pro Infernal 

I prefer looking at the other side
She wants to be spee so badly
spee is cute, i404 is thicc
Nice ass
and Duisburg
YES, MORE FLOOF BOOBS, ASS AND FEET 
Combo of all 3, boobs, ass and feet 

got nothing with that xD
That's why Bunny Sushi is the best skin 
Which nfs is this?
Lemon girl
I TOUCH THE BOOBIES
Why is roon sweating

Me in between 
Manjuu, please give us UvH bikini skin with small tits and her back tattoo 

"Madame, I will hold those milkies for you , this isn't a proposition"
Very best
Is it this kind of comparison….or another reason they’re fighting
Gargantuan Goo goo googers vs Good G sized Goth Giddies
GIB BREAST MILK

I want to sniff and lick her feet so bad
, I want her to sit that fat ass on my face and after that I want her to massage my back with her boobs 
YES , MOTHER GIVE ME PRIORITY SEATING IN YOUR BREASTS
could you maybe pretend to be normal people for once?
Too much effort required
super creek? 
i have question can get banned if i play azur lane on a simulater like bluestacks
I mean, I could be if the topic is about tanks

it's fine, no botting though
thank you
he got banned for no reason xd
I just want her to hug me tight and love me man
im sad
Sorry but I don't have mommy fetish, unless it is FdG 
its been 2 weeks since i last played
didnt aquire lex 2 but oh well
but hey
guam rerun
Oh, her
i can finally get the guam gun
Man, I wish Guam is more tanned
I also wanna have big milkies 24/7
tbh shes already perfect
I wouldn't mind an extra 60kg in my car if it meant having love
Yeah but tanned gyaru is the best

true
ellen joe
ah the gif got deleted
Mlem, shark fin 
i should probably change my pfp
Shark fin soup when 
Where shark
who though 
Mmm Shy Onee-san Boobies

Hokkaido gal 
havent watch that show
Mmmmm I love horny MILFs
I just noticed the cute horn she has
HORNY MILF DETECTED
no horses
Peak gyaru
Good, now break it
Grab it and bent till it break
Like you can't tell me that her design doesn't look like they had a "I will the horse"
damn, some real violent people in here 
it doesn't look like whatever you wrote
there I did it
I told you
Just kidding, cute horn, still going to grab them tho 
But yeah, Italian next
anyway, sweaty wife
I really want to know which ship they going to come up now seeing that we run out of real ship few events ago
Mlem, sweaty armpits 
Boob mole 
Belly piercing?!!!! 
Imaginative is the word I use
Don't tell me, she is wearing thong as well? 
It is the year of the horse afterall 
DANGER
Ok but look at that facial structure and tell me it doesn't resemble the brat archetype
Mmm Bremynom
Brem has a bullet belly piercing
bullet belly?
Oh she totally looks like a brat
Guys can we send amagi oath skin it’s hot
Isn't mamagi always hot?
Hmm, not my thing tbh. It is sexy and all but I really don't like anything sharp near the belly button
Yeah but her oath is sum else
All her skins are hot tho
God, I love France trope in anime 
they really do kids
its u


Is she has a piercing there, where else does she have it? 👀
scary 2 person
Gosh damnit 💔💔
It's u
Indeed kids always to be Protect from trouble or danger
Damn , I have that many kids?
You're a dad
Did someone say France?
shinano dd 

Eww french
NotPassingboy sells me drugs
She, a French, is also a dad > 
w-wha?
French.
u and him 
heat
why my floofy kid runner up 
But that’s good quality?
they dont like her sleeping all day?
How much better quality do you need
Omg hi columbina
Imagine Father Training with Children be like
4096
pc says otherwise
p

I mean my phone is good
How do we tell him?
Lowk might be you tho
Drug supplier
nah ive got my ipad with me
Nu'uh
still the same
I haven’t owned a iPad in years ngl
You sold drugs to me yesterday???
Oh look. Hopes and dreams 
NU'UH
Bisko mentioned
Yes you did I got proof
Hey guys look we have an iPad user here! Let's bully him
try me.

How bro felt after saying that
squeezing tom?

U read what I typed.
There is one
its called a Toyota
Awww
awfully quiet there
@nova elm this you selling drugs to me?
Surely not a corrola?
Caught in 4k
OH HELL NAWH BITCH
I DID NO SUCH THING
Spread Hornyness not Hate
That’s crazy now mf tryna hide it
AGHHH THE ASS
No?
i mean the pic
can i shove her ears into my mouth
We should elect you as a politician
Is infernal online?
Infernal favorite food u mean?
No edit
Oh yup infernal is online
he behind u

he will jump out of nowhere and pat your wives
is entwt going to mention the Bnnuy rerunning too
Jesus fucking christ
I'm seeing so much purple and blue
this is an afront to god
!
HEY WE SANDY CULTIST ALMOST DIED IN 2020
San Diego 
San Diego
tf?
san atago
Does bro not play AL smh
Consent is important
unlucky
bruh
especially with somebody's wife
I have more cursed San Diego
they're still here
i do
Nah
but wth is this
Yeah
ah i didnt download her skin
Your new Sandy
Uhhh umm
Inzauma Shine Eternal!
you remember the sandy at the beach episode? Yeah it's basically that.
Food
i wonder if kiana's scream when she hit cvmagi could be heard from earth
Torpedo Sandy
All hail Sandy Cult Revival 
The battle of the ages
No French boy
wdym battle they're going to kiss
Where's the source
Friendly fire Sandy, you mean 
Cowpens bigger because I touched them yesterday
VAAS
Shoot our own torpedoes at our allies it will be funny trust me
Blonde sandy
Wth
Where the fuck is little Cheshire???
Lil Eugen is 1 in Avrora
Lil Eugen also 1 in Little Enty
in enty too
Akagi-chan should be number 1 but she didn't
2 & 3 are the same tho
I love her in every universe
Actually nvm Agir is 3
Even Little formi but she is heavy same as her mother formi she do
If even amagi-chan she is number one she would be great!
Oh it ain’t even EN no wonder. Smh😔
Gone. 
I wonder what's JP's top ranked is
Gone to the void.
Fuck y'all 
Friendly fire william D porter u mean
I'd let her shoot me.
Being famous for exploding upon contact hardly counts as forgotten
Also wow that Illust is peak. Why don't we have more of that than just the Owari and Atago Halloween thing?
Because






