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BISKO GIVE IT GIVE EHER TO ME
Takagi

John 
My Bisko still coming along
Hot goth girl i see
Am i dumb or did I just realize Manchester had triple gun turrets...
you are dumb

F a i r

Oh wow she has anemia.

getting Maury ready soon to partner up with Willy in 12-4 
Looks like shit
Oh she got a retro?
wtf is this

pin
and yes she did
very
she got her retro this past UR event
Manjuu ain’t gon like this
They are
Sheffield!!!!!! 
UmaUmapyoi funtime
Oh well FREE MONEY
Sheffy!
Sue Money = Less Skin Gem Price?
Sheffy good 
No we gon increase the price

L2d now cost 3k gems
Sheffy Ghost!
exorcist sheff
Also waste your arrays on Sheffy it'll be funny trust me 
Bloodborne Sheffield
Hmm
hmm
Bloodborne mentioned
Stop sumonning daedrich entities in discord please
I live in Australia so I had to fight spiders (rom in this case) and that’s how the blood moon activated
Last time the half-life fans did that 50% of them got mentally destroyed
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
New Atago gif
and that's how Resonance Cascade summoned Doro to this world?

who want their files like this, i got it from the AL Crosswave Deluxe
that Atago has ticks with all the wolf stuff
yes please pass the laffey this pc icon
Crosswave does not exist
Actually what is that blurred file 
my real name
Is that the Epstein file 
thats the skikan files
instructions

oh what

What if I can't?
so this how .txt file behaves in discord
is Rudolf really.......
symboli scratching her ass like my dad 2 beers deep
No
Hell yeah I just completed the introduction bereau in wows
Even for a train attendant, that skirt is pretty non-existant
hurry up Cow...I need my other ships to get some aff
Cows not leaving until you give her headpats and let her cuddle you.
What’s this
It's a concept art
Virus
oh no Epstein files
holy shit

EPSTIEN FILES
we got epstein files on laner before GTA VI
Ooooooo Bisko
Atago and Bisko spotted
pfft she will get grilled first
an optional requirement to play Arknight Endfield too
Thank god my idol isn't in the Epstein files
NJ saw the files
beeg pc wallpaper
imagine imagine

man that wallpaper is old
ancient ass wallpaper
Omg are they releasing a new game?! No way!!!
I wonder when it'll be available!
AL new game released before GTA 6
thunder lane
AL II will be on Roblox trust me.
On WHO
even next CoD may be before GTA6
AL EoS, kancolle will still be alive
On you.
It will be because CoD is dead set on yearly slip releases
Leaked Thunder Lane 3PS armour layout for Dunkerque
Guys guys
will it be BO8 or MW4
Half life 3 before Azur Lane II???
Youre so evil

1mm on Essex's head
You're not passing boy? Then who are you
NOOOO
Passingboy META
we need the return of sports skins
will simply overpen Essex head, since her's almost entirely hollow
No armor. No pain
Why use explosives when you can use solid shots? Why use armor if you're gonna get shot anyways?
-Britain when making the Comet Variants
IRL APHE on tanks made much smaller difference because of the confined spaces
actually
Sherman Firefly : 
research showed it made nearly zero differences
Sadge
SAY WHAT
W H A T
average AL player
So cute
he aint wrong
at least he's honest
oh shit i need to spend my steam points
world of warships, i assume?
AL Crosswave
I wonder if I can download crosswave
manchesta making me feel things
Glory glory man united
full bundle of Crosswave is around 25-27$ iirc
wait for sale.. and even then only buy if you like AL visual novel. Else skip
Sukhoi S-32 is my latest rabbit hole
rather spend on cubes than that
which i already did
What if I'm using it to launder money?
idk why but Bayern in wows feels very slow
looks like bastardized Su-47 
Speed can I have some cubes? My mom is kinda Cubeless
Yamato have been mentioned multiple times in crosswave
more like yamatroll
Su-47 was a tech demonstrator for it
hope Su-32 ain't for stealth
I’ll release Yamato
Dork! 
Our Sandy Klan leader was shot by the Renown cultist on I-52
Ahh yes the famous Istrebitel-52 from the Polikarpov design bureau
oily
NJ is Cheese
finally managed to set it thank you

AMERICAN cheese
RWAAAAHH 🗣️ 🔥
Oh look a maid how cute
What is she waiting for
for you to hold her hands!!
!!!!!!
Why is she cupping her hands like that though


I’m close to dev 30 the burger in pr8
Whos winning popularity poll in chan/little category in JP? 
yo what would happen if i login azur lane in my pc and phone at the same time

assuming same account only one device will be logged on, and you will be booted from other device
Hmm
you will explode
That's too much power
You will be banished to the shadow realm
Big FRED
also known as Fucking Ridiculous Economic Disaster
?
Where's buff?
Ya know it would be a cool feature to change our loading screen rotation
would love that
can we have selectable login screen too?
As much as I love the big balloons I kinda want more action screens again like hornet launching the dolittle raid
baka chat
LION SPOTTED LION

Gobbla repellent is a j*b?
Aww so cute
Wait a second why is your paper so rough 
Thankks!!!!!!

It’s been through some stuff…..

Doesn't look that rough
make that your tattoo
what
definitely cannon
what the fuck
Tamp(i)ons
Quick question, I'm at an anime shop rn. Where do y'all thing Azur Lane fits? In the Military Girls Sections or Gacha Games section? 
Aight
I know who you follow on twitter
Found Nikke but no Azur Lane
been thinking, if W16 is Battle of Sibuyan Sea, where Musashi was sunk by air raids, W17 might logically be Suriago Straight or Battle off Samar
or both
What the freak !!!!
What
What….
Do you have a vendetta against me or something…..

Hmm
no. you just gave your game away is all
your secret is safe though
Is this time for nosy detective Gallant?
For some reason I did one game on wows legends got 4k global exp and now I’m getting 200 each match
either you started sucking or you had some bonus applied to that match
Prob bonuses
I lost the first match anyway
It is not a laughing matter
I’m just a noob
Yeah you’d never type BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH right?
And then edit your message and say “I do hope the best for your next match”
No never
You’d never
Nope you a good
Person
Azur lane????????
No he means your style
What does this mean
What do you mean my style
Oh you mean like project sekai or something
Hate how trumpeter makes you assemble the small ass barrel 😭
Yeah I dunno anything brah
I feel your pain brother
Explain in al terms
assembling a space battleship yamato kit and i gotta put the barrels on the tiny ass AA guns
Imagine needing eyes

I lowk don’t understand
Starting to hate building armament guns ngl
It's a very small anti aircraft cannon
That they need to put on the ship model
It's annoying
Smaller than a coin literally
I got an NJ one and it was annoying
1/700?
Ohhhh I think I’m gonna build a Bismarck and Scharnhorst one soooooooo
PEAK
I think its in new jersey Im not sure
oh
Yeah its in new jersey
I'm stupid
New Jersey and Iowa are at my house
New jersey is in new jersey lmao
"I'm currently in New Jersey building the 1/1 model of USS New Jersey. There's no way the Ordinance Bureau can stop me now!"
why

Hmm
Butt juice
What’s the context behind the door
“What are you going to do ATF? I don’t think they make plates big enough to stop 16” HE.”
Hmm
Im not too into modeling but if u want a peak kit overall but expensive + comes with cheese get flyhawk
In other cases trumpeter works fine, the details are just mid
S m a r t
Better question, who paints their facility to look like something out of fallout
Bro is in vault tech
IKEA Storage facility
Holly shit
THEIR COLOURS MATCH
Wait no they’re Swedish
i'm gonna touch you
Took my sticker 😔
Ig some people
Maybe vault tech was the friends we made along the way
Atp let's just steal all your stickers
Maybe the Platinum Chip was really just a potato chip
Permanently borrowed*
Holy fucking bipolar mf now has Iowa in name
Atp can we slime this man out
No.
I’m picky okay😔
I’ve never designed a ship before tho
Joe Bidet
@nova monolith they talking about you bro bro
Me too.
Oh yeah
A potato chip probably has more moisture than Mr. House
Unless it’s food🤤
@nova monolith disintegrate this man
you are food
Eat me
Anyways, I’ve ran out of oil 💔
Get salt and pepper and Shi
True!
I’ve been trying to get lucky with cubes and I’ve had no luck
Yorktown and Lexington made me go broke
I been spending 2 cubes on special/heavy each day for Yorktown II
That’s what I want
badmutsuki
Yorktown joined my fleet just in time to watch the (accidental) Birmingham torture arc
yurtkown
What 
i'm gonna touch you
Lvl. 100 Birmingham with shitty gear in 13-4 and Operation Siren
Is this scale modeling or other frfr
Fools.
Why would you subject yourself to killing sirens
Here is something I didn’t know can happen
Kind of the same as yours tbh
At least that's just spiders?
Is that one of them huntsmen spiders?
Ig?
Welcome to South East Asia and Northern Australia.
Prob
Bro spiders kinda mess me up, love snakes though
opsi is deadass more fun than normal stages thanks to not being interrupted by "your dock is full!"
Yoooooooooo that’s Timmy right there my bro
OPSI LOVER AHHHH SIREN HATER AHHHH
I hate both of em
Never seen an wild snake tbf
and also the game being able to handle moving to more than 3 squares away by just taking multiple turns in one go
I’ve fought a black bear before, yet I would still cry if I saw a wild tarantula crawling at me
I hate how fast they move bro
Bro what
WHAT
I’m from Alaska
Ew OpSi lover
Imagine genociding Sirens
I see aircraft carriers every match so crazy
~9 feet on the ground yesterday
It went from -20°F to +37°F in three days
Omg, stalker in real life
Ay ts lowk fun snow runner mayb crazy
Louisiana has winter? I thought you were like Texas? 
It was like a solid 70 degrees on Christmas
It goes up and down

As a person living in hell, this looks cozy asf
About a meter of snow a day though for 3 weeks straight
Damn a different kind of hell? Sign me up.
I used to be a trucker man, I’m so glad I didn’t do that in the winter
I had an tire explode on me for the first time this summer actually was scary as fuck
arent you always scared
You said he’ll so I’m assuming Australia or New Mexico
No
even mice
Can i interest anyone in a bowl of bread?
Me
North of Straya yes.
Yeah, Volvo Autocar hauling a whole load of rip rap
Yes.
afraid of getting hit by a 406mm
I like bread
Ic ic, trust me it’s worse down there
At least you just freeze to death nothing is going to poison you
Beautiful
When the comment so bad I gotta pull out shitty ai
Screw your healthy diet. I'm American 🗣️ 🔥
💔💔
fuck you i'm also american
no excuse
Tung tung tung sahur tunged tralala tralele tralalo
This doesn’t look American ……
It's funny American speak
Fuck you too I’m extra American 🗣️🗣️🔥
Ok well. If you say so I guess
Gun
the holy spectro frazzle inflict
Must be in one of em Spanish speakin parts
Big gun
Yes
I live in uhhh
Arizona
Yea I totally don't live in Guadalajara
Is your favorite ship girl Arizona

Stop running
You said that in a way that sounds very weird how did you manage this
My favourite American ship? Essex. Favourite BB? Nevada. Favourite state? Arizona
Between me in the Navy, and you who visited a battleship museum once, who's more american?

NoooooooO
Arizona is awesome
Okay hear me out.
Gore of one of my favorite girls💔💔
New Hampshire lowkey my favorite state
My friend, let me introduce you to Nebraska ✨
Cowboy cat???????!!!!!!
Ion hear nothin out of that state
People who are old an wealthy enough to move to a warm state, but not rich enough to move to Florida
i have heard you out and i find you lacking
Delete Connecticut

It's just Highways anw
All in the southern charm
massachusetts is the only state that actually matters anyway
Hey, watch out buddy in from the grand state of
Uh
I’m from Louisiana
What do we have
Never actually been to New Orleans
land mass
Only thing worth there is the boardwalk
We’re like Texas but without being second place at everything
Which is a scam
first place in fatties
We’re just one in landmass and like last in everything else
so utterly ridiculous that it didn't even warrant a response
you already lost young blood

the best thing about Massachusetts is the baseball team
that's all i can really praise about it
My only impression of Massachusetts is fallout 4 ngl
He gave you the finger u gonna let that slide?
yes
Best state is Idaho
potato state
Y’all have nothing on the great states of Iowa and Kansas
Unironically an amazing place
Yall ain’t got nothing on Guam ✌️✌️✌️
Yup!
As the server Boise lover, I have to say… eeeeehhhh
Man, I wish I could use Juneau but I just feel so bad even putting her in a fleet
So Corny.
JUST DO IT
LET HER DIE
She’s too precious to even be sunk again
16-4 easier than 16-3 tbh
If When USS Nashville is added, I’ll still stay loyal to Boise though
we need USS boston
All I want in my life is USS Samuel B Robert. Go my suicidal child go!
Her skill would all be about tea
USS Canberra would be awesome
When you playing wows and your teammates start dying and you hear them saxophones screaming so u know ur done ✌️✌️
Holly shit someone stole the captain
Son wants to be one of the deepest shipwrecks
she starts trolling the HMS boats
I think she is the deepest discovered, no?
Anyways, a Taffy 3 event would honestly make my day
Next world would probably be taffy 3
I need the rest of my Brooklyns. And skins for Phoenix and Brooklyn
I think we're gonna get it as either chapter 17 or 18
Get some Kaiser coffins into the mix and another DE
Oh you’re right!
chapter 16 is sinking of Musashi, which is part of that same operation
Yesyes
No. Eos by then

so 17 will either be Suriago straight, or Suriago+Samar
Lets be real. AL ain't surviving into 2045
I will singlehandedly keep the servers online
Introducing, USS Trump, trump class battleship.
Another gif for me to steal from sodak
You are saying that like I will let that happen
Son u gon have kids by then
No u won’t
LOVE MEEE
they're not even naming a ship after him. just the class
LOVEEE MEEE~
HEAVY MACHINE GUN-
Boy I love the USN 💔
they'll fetch a good price on the black market
Watch as Naval tradition gets nuked
Ty
Cries*
cries
YOU'RE TELLING ME
Sorry.
No we are kissing you
I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO SUFFER IT
HELLO BOAT LICKERS.

You in the navy?
I lick water
yes
Iirc I think he is
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I got rejected cause of eye sight yet the army let me in bro
Sodak handing out gifs like it’s candy on Halloween
I remember a US marine interview where he said that an Indian navy ship lit a pirate boat on fire instead of arresting them 💀
stealing
AHOY SAILOR! WELCOME ABOUT ME USS DEFIANT BOAT
what class is it
Bro licks ice. 
I remember it's Donald class, I might've be wrong
No??? Holly shit I need it read this
Yes it's real
They carry have anti piracy operations
That's actually a common tactics tho
Y'all should actually try that instead of bombing them
The marine said it's not a common tactic for them
They just spewd petrol and lit it on fire
In reality I won't be on a trump class since i'm squadron side
but still
Losers
Imagine having a moral compass
this organization does everything in its power to steal my faith in it
Rah
Just join the marines
I love killing for money
Love the military 💔
No faith no problem
What are yall even talking about
Well let's be real tho, INS destroyers a scary af
all the same problems but with worse quality of life. no thanks
But crayons and glue are tasty
they are not
Tch. Peasants.
i quite enjoy my tea and geedunk hot dogs
We connoseiur enjoy them daily
Real kings eat dirt
thank
Clearly hasn’t eaten the whole “welcome back to school” discount meal
Schools when they serve you pig slop and expect you to eat it
The tiny post-it notes are the tastiest
Nah man, chalk is the king
I love eating classified military orders
Dirt is queen
Bro, I was up in Anchorage and there was a bunch of National Guard guys messing with 11th Airborne dudes it was so funny
I feed that to snail
sex-class destroyer
Nooo
Nah. You rub dirt on wounds. Not for eating
bro found a unicorn
Unicorn level rarity
Even if I did join the marines, I'd still probably be working on H-60s
except it'd be a black hawk instead of a seahawk
I don’t think marines have blackhawks
Seahawks iirc
They use MV-22
They do have em
I love cats
If I joined the navy I’d lowk be on a destroyer then aliens come and threaten the world and sink my destroyer
So I reactivate a Iowa class battleship and save the world
HMS Thunderchild
Oh
Never mind
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER GIF LOL
Iirc I watched it in high school
The only Blackhawk variant I’ve ever flown in was a Jayhawk, it was as fun as being rescued by the coast guard can be
Mighty mo!!!
Ok, i was wrong. They don't have 60s. Except technically, they do
Oh yeah. The pimpcopter
I used to share a base with those guys
That's the marine 1
That's a presidential transport
The ship born ones probably would also use the Seahawks right?
yeah they'd get a ride from the navy
As per usual
Dudes having a blast in their life
Daddy navy has to do the big lifting
Realism went to hell
Those guys should have been liquefied
That’s a real photo sir

Nice job kitty
Exactly
Nya and allat
Keep stealing them for me
Aight
Marine Helicopter Squadron 1. They fly all the time, but they're only called Marine One when the president is actually on board
I used to see them flying in circles for for hours for whatever reason
they also got these
Roflcopters
Seaking???
peniscopter
Was ts tuff in the 80s?
Standby in-case of Presidential emergency
If there's no landing available they'll usually just hover
GUYS
I have an I idea
What if I make my own shipgirl media in a few months (I am serious)
An i cooked?(because I am planning now)
And these, which would sometimes fly low enough overhead that we could feel the rotor wash

Omg plane
Ospreys are eh…
OCS?
Although apparently no president has flown in one
Because they're all pussies 
Doing so should probably be considered an assassination attempt
Nope
Just like how azur lane came after KC
Because they don’t want to die
Vice President Kamala Harris did ride one a couple times though
Tbf I heard from somewhere that the failure rate of the V22 is just average
it is
It's just the media hyping it up as a deathtrap because something something budget overrun
seahawks crash all the time but they're rarely reported on
When shawty invite me to her crib but them saxophones start screaming so I scram ✌️✌️
National Guard Blackhawk try not to run into mountain challenge
"Sodak brainrot it getting into my brain istg"
Guys don’t we all like Taihou
Did such great cement work that I indirectly gave it rigging 😭
Funny looking clouds. I wonder why they're gray
army blackhawk try not to hit a civilian airliner challenge
Yes I like sending her into an anti uandere mental asylum
That was so bad
“It’s on sight”
real
happened on the south end of my old base btw
It was like recorded on the background of the capitol building too
theres no maintenance today right? i cleared out my mail and i got a mail about it 💀 idk if it was for thursday or today
As if god already wasn't telling us the nation was fucked
And I was completely unsurprised by it
Uh we got lebron James tho
There is maintainance (lying)
Yeah, I wanted to be an helicopter door gunner until I realized that it’s not its own MOS and I would have to be a helicopter repair technician. That is not my cup of tea I’m trying to run away from that!
DC airspace is fucked
DC itself is fucked
Jesus, that was over on the east coast right?
Did bro snatch my gif
It's a lot of fun actually
The Blue Angels aren’t scheduled to return to TN for 2027 yet. Big sad
Sit on your helmet, so that when you shit yourself you don't dirty the chopper

nah its seperate
I’ve been doing vehicle maintenance since 12 so i just want to try something different while im serving.
Repair the Ronald Reagan.

The helicopter maintainers at the mine I worked at were awesome to be with though. They love fixing that stuff man
Repair the titanic
OMG SANDRONE HIIII
over the Potomac River, next to Joint Base Anacostia Bolling. The airliner was coming in to land at JFK and the blackhawk was coming from over the base.
I am going ruin everyone's day by showing a turboprop A-10
Where's the damn propeller?
Look at the back of engine
no i need to wear my helmet
What happened to it??
OH GOD THATS CURSED
old
Oh it's gonna go into a refit in 2/3 years
Ah, like most of our ships
You know, something something golden fleet preparation
And appearently it flies better due to higher bypass ratio bruh
So it's faster
Combating Chinese Century type shi
Yuckky
We need to destroy their fleet of canoes
A-10 rocket engine version please?
Before their coastguard does it for us
Except that their canoes outnumbers us 
"Congress please let us retire this platform"
Good Evening
A-10 is just a sad missile buss nowadays
A-10 is a MANPAD magnet
The missile yearns for titanium bathtub
No i already invested 10 trillion dollar to the company who will be doing our life extension on those outdated platform.
POV
The X-32 didn't fail the testing
On the note of platforms, F-35s seemed to do really good over Venezuela
Venezuela doesn't have air defense 
Should I make this a gif
They do. just... not very good
Not anymore
No panstirs don't count
Those are Russian, Russian equipments doesn't count as defenses 
Imagine sitting in your control vehicle and the radar platform just explodes next to you
Hamas probably had better air defense than Venezuela before the war with Israel
I’d just go home
This reminds me of a time when thr S-400 shot down a ballistic missile
Bro Hamas? The Houtis had a more capable anti aircraft weaponries than Venezuela
billions must rigging analysis
Are you just torturing yourself?
Y’all see the video of the guy shooting the MANPAD at the Apache??
Is torturing yourself fun?
yes
Yeah? The one in Afghanistan?
Godbless your soul
No in Venezuela
Lemme check
Houthis were far stronger than Hamas
I did
first time ive walked in on chat talking about smth normal
He got responded with "proportional" response
Poor dude shot at the wrong bird
insane, loli winning over lion
His body weight in 40 mm
no atago up there
Also
kearsarge deserves it
The missile hit a hillside lmfao
whatever "it" is
I am reminded of the time USS Johnston fired all 5 5" guns at a single Japanese officer just to spite him... and all 5 were direct hits, or at least directly where the officer used to be after the first direct hit.
You guys remember how pakistan had their ai defense completely useless because of the HQ-3 radar systems that refused to work because they were Chinese export?
Do you want a skirt or a blouse?
what are you talking about
Alright Imma go
I need to take a bath (I feel dirty if I dont)
Take a shower
Bath makes you dirty
You said you wanted to be dressed 
that's why shower first, then bath
showers are for hygeine, baths are for leisure
Nah bro
I will take a hot shower
I am not a league of legends player
You have discord downloaded
Sexy hot juicy shower
i never mentioned not showering?
??
Son take them out to dinner first don’t just airball immediately
Fuck it I'm LeBron
I also have a stock of books too
That I need to study daily
Omg actual cruiser Ibuki
EW STUDYING
1732 Elephant Way
Townton, Bontana 40672
MY WEAKNESS
bro
you asked for it
Now son
Tell me the definition of mass defect of proton
Eeny miny moe, who's the best of them all?
UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH
I'm a Social Student not a nerd
a elite ship beat other UR ships in CN poll...........
Dum Dum.
It's a childlike character too


I wanna give props to them for not voting the overexposed characters...
However it's CN, and if one thing is certain. CN likes their wierd shits
sir/mam/human/siren/martian, whatever you may be, please remember what discord server you are currently in. You are a 
Nu'uh
ummm
I'm a...

A man


you will never be a loaf of bread
Awww
Daily goon
You dumbass
I'm pretty paranoid about checking mupltiple times a day that I got everything
learned my lesson
I thought it would take longer
Seg
I was so busy 💔💔💔
well
Hi chat
you did have 3 weeks
True
Though my personal experience is that fact can make me complacent
What if still working for 3 weeks 
Is Guam worth pulling
yes
Even if not it’s a UR might as well
I will be crying myself to sleep for not getting Willy D 
Dw there's more better ships then her 
Me with lion













