al-general

[nova elm]

Now sing

[modern dew]

tabarnaque

[teal girder]

face reveal

[rose spire]

That’s not normal lowk

[nova elm]

Bro who the fuck keeps summoning world ending bosses

[teal girder]

cant spell AL without AdeLe

[rose spire]

Mb

[meager marsh]

I SET FIRRREEEEE TO THE RAIIINNNNNN

[solid whale]

you cant spell "the antichrist is among us" without azur lane

and among us

[nova elm]

Genius big guy

I agree with big guy

[meager marsh]

WATCHED IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE!!!!!!! Ok I’m done I gotta go sleep bye

[rose spire]

You can’t spell Azur lane without boobies

[nova elm]

Hey he's going to sleep

[meager marsh]

I don’t agree with anyone

Not even myself….

Ok bye

[nova elm]

Lets spam Otto fanarts!

Quick before he wakes up

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-you-can't-trust-me-i-don't-even-trust-myself-dracula-flow-trust-gif-4113685456519310796

[meager marsh]

WHAT

[rose spire]

Let’s kill Otto von

[meager marsh]

HEY

[meager marsh]

WHAT THE FUCK

[nova elm]

Oh no he's still here

[rose spire]

Let’s spam Otto von fanart when he goes to sleep

[meager marsh]

yeah idiot

[nova elm]

Wait untill he calms down

[meager marsh]

Didn’t even wait five seconds

[nova elm]

Stay silent guys

[meager marsh]

I will never let up my wrath.

[rose spire]

Dam.

[meager marsh]

What

[nova elm]

What

[rose spire]

What

[meager marsh]

we all saw that

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[thorn saddle]

[meager marsh]

Bro finishes in five seconds crazzzyyy

[timid mesa]

Some British Grumman (uhh idk which plane it was) crashed on Victorious

[solid whale]

sorry man you posted cringe

[meager marsh]

Let’s all point and laugh

[rose spire]

Nope yall saw nothing

[nova elm]

Bwahahahahaha

[solid whale]

Im going to fill your matress with flesh eating scarabs tonight

[rose spire]

Yeah hahahhahahahahaha

[rose spire]

Please don’t

[nova elm]

I don't have flesh.

[solid whale]

too late

[rose spire]

Bruh

[solid whale]

the bed bugs bite

[rose spire]

That’s it

I’m taking your Atago privaleges tn

Idk how to spell that word

[solid whale]

ok listen here buster

[rose spire]

Privileges

[teal girder]

learned enemy skill kamikaze

[rose spire]

I’m listening

[solid whale]

I have on a C4 plastic explosive vest I will detonate it if you try to take my atago privileges away

[rose spire]

I literally don’t give a fuck now I’m Taking your Atago

[teal girder]

imagine Meck skin controller is the C4 detonator

[solid whale]

the C4 strapped to my chest:

https://tenor.com/view/x-prixz-gif-25364849

[rose spire]

NOOOOOOOO

I died a heroic death tryna save everyone right?

[nova elm]

Oh no! I accidentally sent an official skin of Otto! I hope an Otto lover doesn't see this.

[solid whale]

no you got a kazuma teir death

[timid mesa]

Execute Order Lemon

[teal girder]

the sign art

[solid whale]

better luck next life

[nova elm]

What happens when Bismarck reincarnates

Does he go to hell first before reincarnating or does he go to heaven?

[teal girder]

he?

[rose spire]

Terrible skin hope Otto von doesn’t see this message

[rose spire]

Heaven because lowk I’m an angel to everyone✌️

[rose spire]

Yes he

[nova elm]

Actually idk

[rose spire]

NOOOOO

[nova elm]

He could be a femboy

[rose spire]

Fym I’m a straight male guy says my name

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-pinocchio-lie-long-nose-not-telling-the-truth-gif-17524233

[rose spire]

Def not me

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEztjY6aQAEBM9x?format=jpg&name=large

[tight roost]

BrownDust2 soon will be christian-friendly,if AL is next it's game over.

[solid whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810336500637499403/976235108816277554/972289769864306768.gif

[rose spire]

This lowk a Bloodborne reference

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/2009609056844239093

BrownDust2 Official (@BROWNDUST2_EN)

🗒️40th Developer Notes: January Update

The latest Developer Notes have been updated!
Check it out now!

🔗https://t.co/yOUJ1jlqCN

#Devnotes

X · Jan 9, 2026, 12:51 PM

Fuck this Caca Sellout Game.

[nova elm]

Qute

[nova elm]

It's so Joever

[proud estuary]

who is up yoinky their sloinky

[solid whale]

[tight roost]

A bunch of fucking Judas they are bruh

[nova elm]

Bro went British mode

[tight roost]

cannot wait for this sellout game to EoS

[proud estuary]

what do you expect. they made a JRPG and then all of a sudden added alternate universe Self Insert dating on the side. Now they are doing damage control by making the entire game a self insert. Blue archive did this right, Nikke did this right, Azur lane did this right, fgo did this right, basically every gacha is a self insert. Now BD2 is destroying their entire universe to fit this narrative.

[solid whale]

no but you misunderstand the woke mind virus made them change school to academy its so over

[tight roost]

yep i cannot wait for a waifu with man's face soon in BD2

[solid whale]

[modern dew]

face reveal

[proud estuary]

all they had to do was make it a self insert from the start

[sinful vapor]

checks the new votes.........

[proud estuary]

not Lathel

[solid whale]

face reveal

[tight roost]

Review Bomb SelloutDust2 till they stop censoring

[modern dew]

lookin fresh

[solid whale]

thanks man I grilled those burgers to perfection

[radiant cipher]

Hi john

[solid whale]

cant grill a good burger without being 4 beers deep

[sinful vapor]

Riche oh hi!!!!

[proud estuary]

Face reveal

[teal girder]

not crocs

[solid whale]

OH MODERATORS

[teal girder]

MR BEAST is here

[solid whale]

<@&472236072743600148> scambot

[radiant cipher]

Lmao

[vernal oriole]

/mute 165532876006359050 Scam

[willow thorn]

member must be a mention or valid user id.

[umbral hill]

[vernal oriole]

lol

Thanks Ender

[modern dew]

where's mine

[sinful vapor]

Ender and Accurian

[solid whale]

its in a parcel through the mail

[teal girder]

who dat

[solid whale]

10 - 15 buisness days

[modern dew]

word

alright

ill prepare the microwave

[teal girder]

oh I had to mail a cream puff soon. pray it works

[nova elm]

The time it arrives its gonna be a salad too

[solid whale]

havent you ever heard of aged goods bro

smh

[nova elm]

Duhh. It's gonna be a veggie-beef grilled burger. Practically a salad

[rose spire]

I’m now home alone

[nova elm]

Bro thinks he's Kevin

[solid whale]

epic ed edd n eddy reference

[modern dew]

are you sure

[nova elm]

Oh uh

[solid whale]

they call me fiberglass insulation

cause im in your walls

[nova elm]

Thank god my houses are built from bricks

[modern dew]

they call me landlord

cause you owe money

[rose spire]

No.

[rose spire]

Yes.

[solid whale]

cause I just evicted a pregnant singlemother and her 5 children from their apartment

[modern dew]

check your mustache

[rose spire]

Please leave

[modern dew]

it was a brave decision

[rose spire]

Bruh, not again.

[modern dew]

landlords have feelings too

[nova elm]

Our associate forced us too (BlackRock)

[solid whale]

shouldnt have missed their rent after i raised it for the 32nd time this week

smh

[radiant cipher]

@sinful vapor

[modern dew]

the best company on earth

[nova elm]

Maybe they've should've thinked twice before having 5 children

[rose spire]

I don’t pay rent

[teal girder]

I'll pay on the 32nd of the month

[modern dew]

truth

[sinful vapor]

[rose spire]

The landlord pays me

[nova elm]

What happens if they have 6? Then they wouldn't be able to pay for as long as they did

A necessary loss for our margins

[modern dew]

their children should be humble and carry their parent's debt

[solid whale]

they even missed the breathing tax I added on without telling them

[nova elm]

Yes yes, generations should pay us

Repeat customers

[modern dew]

factor in the existence tax

[rose spire]

Once a customer stays a customer

[solid whale]

and the refrigerator subscription (mandatory)

[timid ermine]

life is roblox

[rose spire]

I don’t pay my refrigerator

[timid ermine]

yall got refrigerator??

[nova elm]

Their loss! Where else are they gonna go? We control 86% of the housing market!

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-26518129

[rose spire]

Let’s make the prices go up by 75%

[solid whale]

shoulda considered their landlord's feelings before wanting some place to live

smh

[modern dew]

thats what im saying

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtdMY-KUYAISleA?format=jpg&name=small

[rose spire]

My house lol ofc we gon raise rent

[nova elm]

Omg pasta

[modern dew]

they should still keep paying us landlords even if they moved out

landlord support

[rose spire]

BUT YOU CAN PAY ANOTHER WAY

with cash

Not credit card

[modern dew]

put those away man

[nova elm]

You're allergic to women?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-pool-dancing-man-boobs-funny-gif-16915457

i might do this

[modern dew]

no im alleric to tenants

[solid whale]

[nova elm]

Those tenants and those debt-filled hands

Yuck.

[modern dew]

yea its fatal... i have to suffer just to have them around

[rose spire]

Anyway I just raised my neighbours house rent by 85% (it’s
Now $4300 a week for a 1 bedroom apartment)

[solid whale]

I am the lord of this feifdom and my tenants dare to complain when i raise rent for the 15th time this month

[nova elm]

Trust me. You should've bought a house in Mar-A-Lago, away from those filthy tenants in Manhattan

[teal girder]

will be happy roomates

[nova elm]

Or if you want to still make sure your residents are paying, buy a house in Long Island

[rose spire]

Anyone wanna live with me in a 4 bedroom house lowk feeling alone

[nova elm]

There's a friendly orange man in Mar-A-Lago with cool parties

[rose spire]

I’ll pay rent

[solid whale]

how about I just eat my tenants instead

[teal girder]

pay with themselves literally lol

[proud estuary]

ok

[rose spire]

Eat them? No I feed them to cats

[nova elm]

Only if they don't pay for 1 week.

[rose spire]

Ty

[solid whale]

if they dont pay early I eat them

and they have to predict what random percentage I raise rent by

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-right-back-at-ya-kirby-anime-kirby-eating-a-watermelon-gif-17530449855967863291

[rose spire]

What if they don’t guess correctly?

[nova elm]

I love raising and lowering my rent prices

[nova elm]

Guillotine

[solid whale]

I eat them

[sinful vapor]

this is what we get for having a dead week.....smh

[nova elm]

We're going insane John. I'm crazy

[rose spire]

I never lowered them actually I raise the people that can’t afford it rent but lower the rich people rent

It’s fair y’know

[rose spire]

My favourite

[solid whale]

i love eating poor people

[rose spire]

Wow…perfect

[nova elm]

You should try lowering it, makes the tenants happy before increasing the rent

[solid whale]

their despair adds flavor

[nova elm]

A rich and sweet flavour

Something similarly enjoyable like stealing a candy from a child.

Aight that was not the wind

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

Ooooo suffering and false hope my favorite

[solid whale]

false hope makes it even funnier when i kick them back down again

[rose spire]

When people have close to enough money to pay their rent I just eat their money

[solid whale]

really?

I just burn their money

[rose spire]

That’s one of the ways I do

[modern dew]

freak...

[rose spire]

Burning is to basic tho

[nova elm]

You don't do fake giveaways?

[solid whale]

i love fire

[viral matrix]

sounds illegal

[rose spire]

I do real giveaways and burn the prize infront of them

[nova elm]

It's not illegal as long as the IRS don't find out

• we'll hire a paid actor

[viral matrix]

the IRS is everywhere

accompanied by the NSA

[solid whale]

sometimes when im feeling spicy Ill blend up their money into a milkshake in front of them and say "wubba lubba dub dub thanks for the grub grub, oh and by the way rent is due tomorrow"

[nova elm]

Ahh you see, thats new money problem, we old money use books

[rose spire]

This lowk is funny

[solid whale]

[viral matrix]

nah if i lived in your shitty commieblock i'd burn it to the ground after that

[rose spire]

Tell me more

[solid whale]

[sacred oak]

me and who

[nova elm]

Don't worry. It's insured, we won't lose even a single penny

[solid whale]

yeah sorry rentoid this is my kingdom

[viral matrix]

that just means that you'll pay in full

any idea how insurance works

[proud estuary]

I will carry you on my back while you have no limbs

[sacred oak]

aw so sweet

[solid whale]

you signed the lease I can do whatever I want

[proud estuary]

[viral matrix]

not how it works

[nova elm]

Mmm... Nah, we used collateral stocks on our Offshore companies. + It's not us footing the bill, it's the tenants

We make them pay 95% of the insurance cost

You know. Like a good landlord.

[viral matrix]

its your building that burnt down, you pay for it

simple as

also you worship sirens

[rose spire]

I sometimes send them to North Korea

[solid whale]

I actually steal money from orphanages and churches to build more apartments

[viral matrix]

crazy

[rose spire]

What’s wrong with that?

[nova elm]

Oh that's very anti-sirenistic.

[rose spire]

Sirens are great sirens are nice

Sirens is why I live

[rose spire]

Ohhhhhhh that’s smart

[sacred oak]

i like sirens that go awooga

like claxons

[viral matrix]

the sirens are the most disgusting and miserable 'people' to ever roam the earth

[sacred oak]

air raid sirens are pretty cool too

[viral matrix]

all they deserve is total eradication

[solid whale]

death star siren is pretty rad

[nova elm]

WoooW... We were genocided by the Azur Lane and this is what we get? What a racist!

(In a Karen tone)

[sacred oak]

that's no siren. It's vader's built in MP3 player

[viral matrix]

might need to buy a bit more zyklon b

[valid wigeon]

At this point Bush the Sirens of Azur lane

[solid whale]

thats it im raising your rent by 500%

[nova elm]

Yes yes

Raise his rent

[valid wigeon]

Bomb the Sirens

[viral matrix]

i dont care who you send, im not paying your stupid rent

[solid whale]

if you dont pay rent im sending the pinkertons

[viral matrix]

literally who

[nova elm]

Anti-Sirenistics in the senate? Destroy this man re-election chances by Photoshopping him abusing children!

[solid whale]

if I dont get rent how will I buy more gold to hoard

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-pinkerton-gif-26391296

[rose spire]

Do you hate sirens now?

[viral matrix]

move to israel

or switzerland

[nova elm]

How can I build my megachurch?! 😭

[valid wigeon]

Bomb her

[viral matrix]

would exterminate

[tight roost]

BD2 betraying their gooner fanbase just for their fanservice to get toned down to Reverse 1999-levels reminds me of that scene where WoD nuking Camera Base in Skibidi 79

[solid whale]

how will I afford my solid gold car

[rose spire]

What…

[rose spire]

What..

[viral matrix]

you heared me

[valid wigeon]

With an A-10 Warthog

[viral matrix]

in the most painful way possible

[nova elm]

How will I get my childrens into Harvard without donating a building??

[viral matrix]

harvard is garbage anyways

[tight roost]

jesus fucking christ...
BrownDust 2 is going christian-levels after the devs selling out to a myth called "modern audience"

[nova elm]

It's only garbage because of our kids, we can't let those Renters having equal access to education

[solid whale]

yeah I need equal access to their money

[viral matrix]

i dont really care for your barcode children

they can live in poverty for all i care

[rose spire]

I’m deaf.

[viral matrix]

too bad

[rose spire]

Bruh

[solid whale]

I need a solid gold statue of vegeta to put in the front of the building

[rose spire]

Bruh

[nova elm]

How dare you insult my beautiful X-1296-Azera daughter!

[viral matrix]

is "she" a clanker while we're at it?

[nova elm]

She's perfectly fine as she is! Her barcode head is nothing to be a shame of!

[valid wigeon]

Kidnap her with Delta Force waiting in her bedroom

[rose spire]

Watch your language

[viral matrix]

rust bucket

tin man

[nova elm]

No she's ethically made from human genome extracted from the world's top athlete.

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ichigo-rain-gif-10466119050915345991

[viral matrix]

jeffrey epstein looking ass

[nova elm]

(i cant keep acting bro ts too funny)

[viral matrix]

bolts

nuts

[rose spire]

We got a siren hater in here

[solid whale]

I distilled the soul of 150 crying orphans to creat the perfect vessel to transplant my brain into

[viral matrix]

and im proud of it

[solid whale]

so i can charge rent forever

[nova elm]

Yeah an Anti-Sirenistic!

[rose spire]

KILL ALL SHIPGIRLS SAVE SIRENS

[nova elm]

How dare you support siren genocide!

You are just a Neo-Azur supporter!

[viral matrix]

they can get the gas chamber treatment for all i care

[rose spire]

SIRENS JUST WANTED A PLACE TO STAY AND SHIPGIRLS FOUGHT THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE EVIL

[valid wigeon]

Meanwhile the Iron Order being based on The State of Burgundy or The World economic forum or the crooked cross Germany

[solid whale]

ok listen here buster

im raising your rent again

[rose spire]

Ew…….

[solid whale]

[nova elm]

anyways.

[valid wigeon]

Correction, Brown

[viral matrix]

you can have this if you pry it off my cold dead hands

and even then good luck

because i will have glued it to my cold dead hands

[solid whale]

too late

I already own all of your assets

it was in the lease you signed

[viral matrix]

you know what

[nova elm]

Your mother's healthcare is in our hands, you better give us your money or we'll harvest her organs to make stew

[viral matrix]

thats it

communism

[nova elm]

THE C-WORD!

[rose spire]

Cyberpunk edgerunners reference?

[viral matrix]

you scared of a little 9 letter word?

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-this-gloria-martinez-cyberpunk-edgerunners-you-can-do-it-you-can-handle-it-gif-26915071

[solid whale]

the only C word allowed in my apartment complex is cash

[viral matrix]

collectivism

[valid wigeon]

Neo-conservatism

[viral matrix]

death to the land lords

[solid whale]

rent raised by 10%

[viral matrix]

power to the working class

[nova elm]

How dare you speak that way to me boy! I will send my paid mercenaries to hunt you down

[valid wigeon]

That's just called socialism

[rose spire]

Only 10%? Should be by 50%

[nova elm]

That's it. No more wage for 3 months!

[valid wigeon]

PS never worked

[viral matrix]

i know

[solid whale]

youre right 300% it is

[viral matrix]

dead men cant raise the rent

[rose spire]

YEAHHHH

[nova elm]

Not if you die first

[valid wigeon]

But live men will

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/southpark-blood-bath-black-friday-shopping-gif-3576274

[viral matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-photoshop-gif-25202160

[valid wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/evernight-hyacine-castorice-cyrene-dance-gif-11887850873871293145

[blissful oxide]

capitalism

[rose spire]

My great great grandfather who was a landlord wakes me
Up every night and tells me to raise guest rent by 50% therefore the dead man can raise rent or tell you at least

[solid whale]

and that one

[valid wigeon]

Democracy and Neo-Liberalism

[viral matrix]

ever considered that youre schizophrenic

[solid whale]

but it isnt cash so im raising your rent by an undetermined amount

[nova elm]

(dead week really does make us go insane huh?)

[solid whale]

if you dont pay exactly whats owed in 2 days im eating you

no more no less

[rose spire]

Doctors said no.

[viral matrix]

ill feed you some bullets its fine

[nova elm]

Kill the Right-Wing Anti-sirenistics!

They're anarchist!

[viral matrix]

the siren population makes up 10% of earth and yet they're responsible for 90% of the crime

[solid whale]

threat against the landlord tax +100%

[viral matrix]

taxation is theft

[nova elm]

For us, not for you.

[solid whale]

you signed the lease

[viral matrix]

i really dont care

[nova elm]

Now you just play to the tune of our orchestra

[solid whale]

thats what im SAYIN

[nova elm]

You're just a cog in our machine

[solid whale]

and that machine makes me wealthier

[valid wigeon]

Money Printing?

[viral matrix]

inflation, yo

[nova elm]

The engine is chugging while you are only a molecule in the steam.

[valid wigeon]

What engine?

V100?

[nova elm]

Steam

[viral matrix]

the engine of capitalism

[hybrid thicket]

.

[valid wigeon]

In what Veichle

[austere mesa]

,

[nova elm]

See. You commies are smart

[rose spire]

This guy doesn’t have to pay rent tho

[viral matrix]

anyways yeah im gonna bomb your commieblock

[nova elm]

C a p i t a l i s m

[austere mesa]

h o

[solid whale]

only my pets dont pay rent

[nova elm]

No rent but still tax. Where's your non-human tax?

[valid wigeon]

OIL BOI

[rose spire]

Animals shouldn’t have to pay rent

[viral matrix]

hes just like me

insert ryan gosling meme here

or something

idk

[nova elm]

Wait

[solid whale]

unless theyre tenant's pets

[rose spire]

Nope a non rent tax free for animals for me

[rose spire]

Nope all animals are good and fine

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

[rose spire]

Tenants or not

[nova elm]

There you go

[solid whale]

fake landlord

smh

[rose spire]

However if the tenants have animals I raise their rent by 800%

[nova elm]

How dare you show pity?

[rose spire]

Because y’know scratch marks

And stuff

[nova elm]

Hmmm

I'm keeping an eye on you

[rose spire]

I don’t let animals suffer I let humans suffer

[valid wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25760638

The Red Sun in the Sky Intensifies

[solid whale]

I have to rip up their carpets every week

hairs in the carpet

[hybrid thicket]

go hard

[rose spire]

Bloodborne is coming….

[viral matrix]

pigs are eating our money

[nova elm]

Increase their rent based on the amount of furniture they have in their room

[rose spire]

Yeah this is why I don’t let animals pay rent but increase it for the owner because they should KNOW they have to pay more rent if they have animals

[valid wigeon]

Dante is that You?

[viral matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-vladimir-lenin-soviet-union-ussr-cccp-gif-18128544897993071507

yeah maybe we should abolish land lords

[valid wigeon]

Scp-001 Daybreak?

[rose spire]

I increase on every inch on of furniture/carpet etc they have

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/lenin-kawaii-soviet-union-communism-cute-gif-2439899569609691311

[viral matrix]

lenin might have had a point

[solid whale]

yeah cant believe rentoids think they dont have to pay 1000% more to have pets

[nova elm]

I turned your hero into a femboy

You have no more hope

[viral matrix]

ok now thats cursed

[valid wigeon]

Stalin Way better

Or some American Racist called Rosseau

which i cant mention here

[nova elm]

Lenin kills rich People.

Stalin kills everyone.

[viral matrix]

maybe i should do a siren concentration camp edit then

[rose spire]

For every inch their furniture is I increase it by $500 yeah one tenant has a mansion with like 40+ furniture and I’m getting 2.5m for every inch it is every week

And that’s 1 of they 700 houses

I’m new to being a landlord started last week

[nova elm]

(honestly sure, would be interesting to see. I have some pro-siren propaganda WIP rn)

[rose spire]

I’m sure you guys have more properties

[viral matrix]

youre gonna drive yourself out of buisness

[valid wigeon]

2000 Asian Financial Crisis Intensifies

[nova elm]

I own 45% of the buildings in Manhattan

[solid whale]

every landgod has to start somewhere

[sick crest]

they start as a landman

[rose spire]

Well I mean I’m a landlord and lord is in the name therefore I’m basically their lord and have to whatever it is for me to be fed every week

[viral matrix]

charge too much and people will just leave

economics 101

[rose spire]

Wish I could be like you

[rose spire]

They can’t leave lol

[solid whale]

sometimes I eat everything in a random tenant's fridge

as a little snack

[viral matrix]

cancelling the lease/contract, leaving the region/state

they very much can

[rose spire]

(This also funny ) really? Ima have to try that someday

[sick crest]

tHey won't let them

[rose spire]

Bro lava is surrounding their house plus 40 5km missiles 500 turrets

They ain’t escaping

[solid whale]

gonna break character for a min, i saw an image of this really fat guy eating out of his tenant's fridge

[viral matrix]

the NSA would like a word with you

theres probably a hitsquad outside your door as well

[solid whale]

and it was captioned something like what weve been saying

[rose spire]

LOLL

[rose spire]

This?

[solid whale]

YEAH THAT

[rose spire]

LOL

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

[viral matrix]

did he also get shot at by his rentoid

this is america after all

stand your ground laws

[rose spire]

I wouldn’t know…

[worthy dawn]

glorious landchad

[solid whale]

you ever laugh so much your face muscles start aching

[rose spire]

He’s right

[rose spire]

Yeah it’s happened tons of times

[worthy dawn]

luckily rentoids are considered inferior lifeforms, so they don't have constituional rights!! Thank the landLord for that 🙏

[solid whale]

[viral matrix]

so nazism

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

[viral matrix]

im also surprised we didnt get nuked by the mods or admins yet

[rose spire]

Why would we

Hello riche

[viral matrix]

what part of being a landlord is related to al

[solid whale]

yeah were just exercising our rights as land lords

[worthy dawn]

ragebait? landchads are significantly superior to nazi rats

[rose spire]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh the mods might be landlords

[solid whale]

land lords exist in azur lane universe

[rose spire]

Uh huh…

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-umasatono-uma-satono-satonodiamond-gif-13336439090134210064

[viral matrix]

im gonna exercise my right to skin you alive

and then feed you to your cat

[solid whale]

ill just buy a new skin with my rentoid bux

[worthy dawn]

buddy is NOT mensa

[rose spire]

That’ll cost you 5b

[viral matrix]

not paying you a dime

[rose spire]

Bruh

[viral matrix]

womp womp

[rose spire]

Tenants get more greedy each day

[solid whale]

smh

[worthy dawn]

smh rentoids are always like this, landchads need to eat too

[viral matrix]

also if you enter my house uninvited im gonna blast your head off

[rose spire]

I’ve only been a landlord for a day and this how I get treated?

[solid whale]

i think you mean MY house

[worthy dawn]

physique takes calories to maintain

[rose spire]

Luckily I don’t live in America

[hard vine]

Did someone say feet

[viral matrix]

not yet

[hard vine]

Damn

[worthy dawn]

it's just rentoid copium, don't worry about it chad

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1372134147870691328/horse.gif

[solid whale]

im adding the foot fetishist tax to your rent

[worthy dawn]

landchads are bulletproof anyways

[viral matrix]

nope

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-od-copium-overdose-overdose-twitch-gif-9006779378751968406

[solid whale]

yeah all landlords have subdermal armor

[viral matrix]

nah, 5.56x45 will return you from the fantasy landlord world to reality

[solid whale]

I disagree

[viral matrix]

wake up

wake up

[worthy dawn]

oh this rentoid is a hoi4 player, that's why he can't grasp our landchad humor

[solid whale]

[hushed abyss]

Hello can someone help me there's no daily or weekly missions showed up

[radiant cipher]

[rose spire]

Thanks, glad to have someone who is also a landlord that knows how to deal with this.

[sick crest]

did you drink water today

[sick crest]

#gameplay-help

[radiant cipher]

Too much yapping
Not enough ship

[solid whale]

have you tried paying rent on time

[viral matrix]

very helpful arent you

[hard vine]

Holy booba

[solid whale]

ye

[radiant cipher]

[solid whale]

and because im so nice I only raised their rent by 200%

[hard vine]

You are too much on Reddit

[solid whale]

[sick crest]

[viral matrix]

average redditor behaviour

[hard vine]

[worthy dawn]

britoid spotted

"behaviour"

[viral matrix]

this you

[blissful oxide]

red dit

[hard vine]

This might be difficult to believe, but Mogador is quite lewdable

[worthy dawn]

hell no, that guy is extremely underweight

[sick crest]

impossible

[worthy dawn]

as a MENSA landchad, I'm 3 times the size

[viral matrix]

youre gonna keel over before youre 30

[ember spindle]

i need this pressed into my face

[worthy dawn]

nah, I'm already 60 years old and I can still run a marathon every day

it helps me evict single mothers to be in shape

[echo harbor]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶

[echo harbor]

I want to milk her

[rose spire]

Miss I can see your ass and I like it

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754162364718514226/1459298590404120576/IMG_4275.gif

[viral matrix]

what is that

looks like one of those kugelpanzers the germans dreamt of

[radiant cipher]

The first atomic bomb

Trinity

[blissful oxide]

[viral matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-barbenheimer-barbie-oppenheimer-movie-gif-14455380668331281856

[solid whale]

live IBS reaction

[viral matrix]

man thermonuclear weapons have been the best invention of the last century

you cant convince me otherwise

[worthy dawn]

someone should make an atomic bomb waifu game

[viral matrix]

how would that even work

[worthy dawn]

bruh we're in the discord server of a game about warship waifus

[blissful oxide]

loading screen shipgirl holding nuke instead of torp

[worthy dawn]

indianapolis

[echo harbor]

Yes, big boom

[radiant cipher]

Noooo

[echo harbor]

Nah, as much as I want to credit Nuke for deter ww3 and the total annihilation of human race thanks to our collective stupidity, in order to avoid the usage of nuclear weapon we start having "low intensity" conflict in which everything are allowed as long as it isn't nuke and when technically no war were declared

[echo harbor]

Nimi bad

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-yuzuha-zzz-yuzuha-zenless-zone-zero-shining-gif-7947023266852988098

[novel bobcat]

gotte love the sardegna translation, which is hencefort known as "Sardin"

[solid whale]

grok translate this for me

[novel bobcat]

yeah i cant read moonrunes

[blissful oxide]

sardin fish

[solid whale]

grok put the text into a bikini

[echo harbor]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

[violet panther]

[tight roost]

the True Rafa 2.0 incoming

[radiant cipher]

But it wont be a UR event

[solid whale]

choukai

[violet panther]

QBZ-95 Choukai Daiyan

[rose spire]

Riche out here straight up blessing us with these pics

[rose spire]

Yoooo it’s the girl that doesn’t wanna drop from 12-4

[torn aspen]

The latest information ahead——
The "Sardinian Empire" faction's limited-time event will launch at the end of the month!
The members are heading to the port area to prepare for the event!
Battle is imminent, Commander, please prepare for the battle! (`・ω・ ´)ゞ```

[solid whale]

well they were both drawn by shiyo

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-monza-ferrari-flag-tifosi-formula1-gif-27678585

[solid whale]

you can tell a shiyo character by their same face

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/976573734855004160/EN.gif

[solid whale]

🥀

[agile silo]

i dont think of any battleships in italy

all of it is in WW1

[solid whale]

i post more dog

[rose spire]

Best girl out of the sisters btw

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458505891765686415/20260102_153642.gif

[solid whale]

🗣️

[rose spire]

Look at the dog

[solid whale]

what the dog doin

[viral matrix]

skip

[wanton pelican]

I think I bought that skin

[radiant cipher]

No

[plush marsh]

Yes

[modern dew]

DAMN

[rose spire]

Prob sleeping

[plush marsh]

[modern dew]

I want fruit salad

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

I want to eat vegan

[violet panther]

u can have a vegan >

[plush marsh]

[radiant cipher]

vegan?

[plush marsh]

[violet panther]

Hirohito was a vegan?

[plush marsh]

Maybe

[modern yoke]

Go vegan 🚮

[plush marsh]

[modern yoke]

[plush marsh]

I'm actually eating a huge beef steak right now.

[solar dome]

thebivgigest bfeef stek

[plush marsh]

[modern yoke]

I like rendang

[violet panther]

sure, with grass

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

Well, for her sake I can even eat grass.

[solar dome]

i do not care about houston 1 give me houston 2

NOW !!!!!!!!

[stable plank]

welcome to the club buddy

[solar dome]

is there an exit

[dapper iron]

A best girl enjoyer

[stable plank]

its a long ride. buckle up

[solar dome]

phew

[plush marsh]

[solar dome]

are there snacks in the car

[low musk]

Hello chat

[solar dome]

exsclty

[stable plank]

no snacks. just misery

[plush marsh]

If you see him, then you are not his target.

[solar dome]

🙁

[plush marsh]

[low musk]

But

[plush marsh]

But

[low musk]

You...

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/dom-dominator-twisted-roblox-tornado-car-interceptor-gif-4734480504067634502

[plush marsh]

I

[low musk]

Twisted?

[oblique dove]

Yep.

[low musk]

BUT WHERE IS DOMINATOR 1???

[plush marsh]

I ate it

[dapper iron]

My favorite line

[low musk]

[plush marsh]

[plush marsh]

[low musk]

[dapper iron]

Yahoo~☆

[plush marsh]

🤔

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-kurumi-tokisaki-date-a-live-anime-tokisaki-gif-4832834242562271614

Hello char

Chat

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kaga-akagi-cooking-dinner-gif-19636742

[plush marsh]

Hello

[low musk]

Hi

[karmic delta]

Kirkkkk

Hru?

[plush marsh]

It's probably very convenient.

[blissful oxide]

must be hirohito's servant

[dapper iron]

Im finally going to give ch16 a shot today, should I be scared?

[sharp solstice]

No where is safe

[plush marsh]

I didn't even get to 10.

[blissful oxide]

to know that

[oblique dove]

Good and very rainy

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/koba_hinanjo/status/2009355941599416474

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[dapper iron]

I've seen some of the cursed Ch16 screenshots and I dont wanna do it

[modern dew]

word?

you're a saudi prince

im all yours pal

[karmic delta]

Rain is alright peaceful if your alone

Hey psi

[modern dew]

zup

[wise thicket]

Damn it my Hirohito Watching phone Gif is gone...

[oblique dove]

I guess.

[solar dome]

i heard it's not that bad

[violet panther]

"revive a vegan with a steak" is my gimmick as always

[modern dew]

ive taken it away just now

[blissful oxide]

yorri

[low musk]

[karmic delta]

Hah

[blissful oxide]

vegan teacher:

[karmic delta]

How is everyone?

[modern dew]

so long as you provide me with never ending swag and money

[plush marsh]

[dapper iron]

From what it sounds like you can mostly use Ch15 fleets and throw some bulges on them

[modern dew]

yea he's right next to me you want me to pass him the phone

[violet panther]

[plush marsh]

[blissful oxide]

good, just the end year holiday is ending

[oblique dove]

Good after Christmas day buying diecast cars.

[devout bough]

????

What does this mean????

[blissful oxide]

hi pig

[devout bough]

Hi hah!

[modern yoke]

[devout bough]

I want to touch Manchester

Inappropriately

[blissful oxide]

hmm

[devout bough]

[plush marsh]

[blissful oxide]

what about marseillaise

[violet panther]

she's too exquisite for improper touch

[rustic sapphire]

Hardest choice

[oblique dove]

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[shut crane]

I'll just vote for who's last, ez

[devout bough]

Her too

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-melon-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-9053748982823945129

[rose spire]

I am now back

[oblique dove]

I'm going to eat dinner see ya.

[plush marsh]

[blissful oxide]

miya

[devout bough]

I want to roll around in bed with all my wives

[rose spire]

Heh

[plush marsh]

Everyone wants it, and I do too.

[rose spire]

Bismarck and lion in my bed

[plush marsh]

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/proprase-gif-9591254933648970252

Me too Mr pig me too.

[plush marsh]

[dapper iron]

I need TWO submarine fleets??

[plush marsh]

[blissful oxide]

viru

[dapper iron]

hah...(new ppl)

[plush marsh]

Adolf

[modern dew]

receive? oh you mean my tax returns?

yea nah thats mine

[blissful oxide]

tax

[nova elm]

Tbf. Its more of a gift than a tax

Since shes not forcing you-

[cosmic forge]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-melon-miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-gif-16632634836592998545

[rose spire]

Alsace is in wows

[agile silo]

Yamato Museum Reopening

with help of Kantai Collection

[modern dew]

she'll be forcing herself on me if i dont pay up

i need this money for groceries

[stiff forum]

check gouden luew

[agile silo]

ive put 2 tenrais

on Amagi's fighter slot instead of a fighter

no fucking wonder i get fucked W15-2

[rose spire]

I’m too poor to go to Japan

[rose spire]

Why

[stiff forum]

cry more

[rose spire]

Which tree?

[stiff forum]

for lion

[rose spire]

Fuck you

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

damn bro

its netherlands

[rose spire]

She’s not there

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/yamato-kancolle-kancolle-arcade-kantai-collection-gif-26563139

One day

[modern dew]

2 days

[stiff forum]

if i find bro

i will curse ur ass

so u lose every 5050

[tight stone]

Azur lane x Uma musume when

[modern yoke]

No

[stiff forum]

no

[solar dome]

looking at this ancient skill on kizuna ai and I'm really wondering if there's a cooldown on it

if not

[rose spire]

Mf I don’t play games with 50/50😭

[solar dome]

does she potentially have the ability to just go completely invincible

[tight stone]

[worthy dawn]

true, you only play azur lane which has 20/80 rolls Kappa

[rose spire]

Hahahahahahahaa

[worthy dawn]

that makes me curious, is the french battleship line turbodogshit in legends too?

[rose spire]

Huh?

[stiff forum]

yet you still lose it

[worthy dawn]

in PC french BB line is the worst BB line in the game

[rose spire]

Lemme see

[stiff forum]

skill issue

[dark solstice]

French were pretty strong on the PC

[worthy dawn]

by a pretty big margin too

emphasis on were

[stiff forum]

wows?

[worthy dawn]

yeah

[rose spire]

This the entire tree

[stiff forum]

nah

[dark solstice]

Yup pissed me off when I couldn't cit them with dive bombers too

[stiff forum]

the armor is kinda ass

weak shells

[worthy dawn]

no repub? probably for the best

[stiff forum]

weak shells

[worthy dawn]

yeah and they have nerfed accuracy and no real gimmick

not to mention gigantic palace superstructures

repub superstructure

[stiff forum]

ez to pen too lol

[stiff forum]

clean

[dark solstice]

Don't they have that insane reload buff and high velocity guns ?

I only played dunkerque but she was fun as hell

[worthy dawn]

you're thinking of bourg, the main line has slightly worse accuracy and 8% speedboost

[novel bobcat]

ah the questionable round has come again i see

its the same as asking a parent who their favorite child is

[worthy dawn]

yea I honestly don't want to even vote

[blissful oxide]

voting there dosent give rewards right

[worthy dawn]

hopefully not

I already have all the global rewards lul

[blissful oxide]

o

[novel bobcat]

if it does, just give them all a single vote

[worthy dawn]

Im voting for whoever is in last place

[blissful oxide]

lmao single vote

[dark solstice]

Formi chan best anyway

[novel bobcat]

but yeah even if it is a game, morally speaking i just find this particular voting round weird and shouldnt be a part of it tbh

[radiant cipher]

hey that's chambord castle

[tight roost]

the fact that not getting lexingmarckffaello zwei after 173 pulls on Azur Lane but getting varesa in 2 pulls right after xilo 50/50 victory last night on Genshite was balls

[blissful oxide]

the fact of not admitting skill issue-

[dark solstice]

One on the right looks smexy

[modern yoke]

FS aquitine and arleigh burke or uss kid

[blissful oxide]

expert

[radiant cipher]

[modern yoke]

I know enough about ship design

[dark solstice]

I like how it's not a box but the box like ship probs better

[rose spire]

I’m playing wows rn yall think I’ll win?

[radiant cipher]

nah aquitaine looks better than burke

[dark solstice]

What ship you using ?

[rustic sapphire]

I wanted little Friedrich in top 3

[rose spire]

König so I won’t really fight powerful ones

[worthy dawn]

[worthy dawn]

no

[dark solstice]

Hmm it's 50/50, if it had been kaiser I would say a win

[radiant cipher]

let me guess you're going for Bismarck

[modern yoke]

In the modern warship game, the best frigate is said to have 3x GL and 3x missile slots.

[dark solstice]

Kaiser and Bayern best two on that tree, didn't like Konig so much

[radiant cipher]

ok but what does it look like

[worthy dawn]

using the hull number technology, it's Dewey

[modern yoke]

Excalty

[trim gyro]

Gneisenau is pain, if you're going to skip any part of that line, make it that one

[modern yoke]

[stiff forum]

bayern is more pain then gneisenau

gnei is fast

[rose spire]

9K DAMAGE IN 1 CYCLE RAHHHHHHH

[stiff forum]

fast treverse speed

[trim gyro]

Bayern is fine

[rose spire]

I died

[radiant cipher]

Nah
Bayern is great

[rose spire]

You’re right

[stiff forum]

the dispersion will make u go kys

[rose spire]

Whatttttt i thought it’d be impossible to guess

[devout bough]

laners

hmmm

[radiant cipher]

big mistake

[rose spire]

vi is lion in wows?

[stiff forum]

for new people i dont think bayern is good but i dont have problem using it

[stiff forum]

yes

i have her

[rose spire]

No. Me see ship, me like.

[trim gyro]

I've had shots from 1km with Gneisenau that managed to not hit anything despite the aim being perfect

[stiff forum]

check british treee

[rose spire]

She in the tree or premium?

[stiff forum]

i think tree

[dark solstice]

I remember knife fighting two Bayerns at close range with the old pre fixed Warspite and winning somehow and yet at range again vs two Bayerns getting destroyed by that silly bugged armour she used to have

[rose spire]

Vi I got better with aiming a little

Be proud

[stiff forum]

the problem is should added 4 guns on it

three guns aint good

the dispersion make me miss shots

[trim gyro]

if you want to learn how to aim, pick literally any BB line that isn't German

[rose spire]

Yeah I heard that

I’m to good at the game to miss

Tho

[dark solstice]

I found the opposite, Germans are decent accuracy you just have to be good at aiming

[rose spire]

I lowk just got smoked

[stiff forum]

use japan

[rose spire]

We can win right?

[trim gyro]

if you want to learn how to BB properly, also don't pick the German ones because they don't punish you for screwing up as much

[radiant cipher]

?
they physically have bad dispersion

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-brainrot-taube-german-brainrot-gif-6459701673453881025

[rose spire]

I wanna get Yamato but I have to go through bereau first wtv it’s called

[devout bough]

[radiant cipher]

go US battleship line first

North Cal is still amazing

[dark solstice]

I never had an issue with them at all used to steamroll with 3 German bb division

[stiff forum]

if you want to aim good get cruisers and destroyers and spam HE

[trim gyro]

bad dispersion means you're probably going to hit the ship if you fire enough shots at it, but good luck hitting it where it matters

[rose spire]

People have only used High explosives on me and not armour piercing

[dark solstice]

I always found if you aim well the shells at worst straddle the ship

[stiff forum]

he is not the rusher guy

[trim gyro]

good dispersion means you can just delete ships, German BBs mostly can't do that

[stiff forum]

thats cruisers

[dark solstice]

Warspite Everytime a Omaha appeared

[rose spire]

Well Idfk jeez

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[rose spire]

NOOO WE ALMOST WON

[trim gyro]

Scharnhorst has pretty good dispersion now, but that's 283mm and it's a premium