al-general

[ivory oyster]

oouhh time for you time become on plate, peacefully ?

[devout bough]

How is

[lime cloak]

[devout bough]

How is a pig supposed to continue on

[ivory oyster]

in someone's stomach

[solid whale]

[devout bough]

I need her

I NEEEEEEEDDDDD HEEEERRRRRR

[lime cloak]

[lime cloak]

[devout bough]

Manchester will be mine

MINE

Then i can get my grubby Pig hooves

[solid whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829127440629891105/881006023572332554/me_irl.gif

[devout bough]

All over her body

Imagine cuddling with her on the floor

[lime cloak]

[devout bough]

While looks at you with that bright, cheerful smile

Bask in her radiance

[weak parrot]

hammann eating raw onions

[lime cloak]

Bro, calm down

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kucapalau-gif-354550868306613651

I need to get Manchester

And then

[lime cloak]

Hunting target 🎯

[devout bough]

I will oath her

And she will be MINE

[lime cloak]

Your wish is become true

[devout bough]

FOREVER

[teal girder]

Liverpoor

[devout bough]

AND EVER

[lime cloak]

No one take her from you

[devout bough]

She's cute too i guess

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

Mr pig loves Royal Navy girls

[devout bough]

I do

[lime cloak]

[tiny elbow]

Hulls done frfr

[lime cloak]

Beautiful

[devout bough]

Vittorio Veneto?

Or one of her sisters

[lime cloak]

Bismarck?

[devout bough]

Roma!

Roma is positive gorgeous

[tiny elbow]

First missile victim

[devout bough]

One of the prettiest girls in game

If i do say so myself

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/littorio-azur-lane-gif-5987003324156432769

[rose spire]

Enterprise sells me drugs

[tired crown]

It’s British isn’t it

[tiny elbow]

Could only get roma because them mfs on shopee selling littorio for 400 pesos more + that shop wasnt trusted

[rose spire]

How’d you know

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-vittorio-veneto-littorio-laugh-gif-23054580

[tired crown]

[devout bough]

I'd be content with Roma or Vittorio Veneto

[rose spire]

Tell me

[tired crown]

Turret design

[rose spire]

[tired crown]

Very distinctly British

[rose spire]

What makes the turret know it’s British

[devout bough]

Manchester when i get my pig hooves on her

[tiny elbow]

Peter trump has all 3 littorio class but only roma and littorio is on shopee from what I saw (+ roma was from a trusted seller and was cheaper)

[meager marsh]

I loooveee this skin of hers….

[mossy eagle]

mf...

[meager marsh]

[tiny elbow]

This specific gun design on most british battleships

[mossy eagle]

3 extreme challenge attempts
all time out

[rose spire]

Holy shit

Ima go look at my ships of the hms rq

[tiny elbow]

Im not that deep into naval history so idk lol

[tiny elbow]

Take note that the kongos and fuso also used the same turret design I think

Ik the kongos had, the fusos look similar

[rose spire]

Aren’t those the ijn?

[rain valley]

British-built IJN

[rose spire]

They have SOME ships

[tiny elbow]

Yes but kongo was made by british shipyards hence why the gun design is british

[rose spire]

Lowk idk much about ships ngl

[tiny elbow]

Same lmao

[rose spire]

I see cool ship I like

[tiny elbow]

Understandably based

[modern dew]

but they're british...

[rain valley]

I know this might come as a shock
but I've taken to learning quite a bit about ships
French ships specifically
I know, you're all shocked

[tiny elbow]

W h a t s h i p i s s p e c i f i c a l l y b r i t i s h

[modern dew]

every ship

even you

[tiny elbow]

When did I become british

[devout bough]

Eeehh

[rose spire]

There is no way this is all British destroyers from 1890-1921

They have SOME

[rose spire]

Hey so ima just take your indomitable Okk?

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[devout bough]

Right after i finish inside her

[rose spire]

Let me too Okk?

[modern dew]

3 seconds ago

[rain valley]

so not only did I get Duca before hitting 60/60 in war archives
I popped a cheeky 2x rewards and got 2 MORE OF HER

[rose spire]

Her outfit is just so goddam fine

[tiny elbow]

Size comparison next to the only carrier I like frfr

[devout bough]

She's so elegant and pretty

[rose spire]

I’d never guess you like French ships

[rose spire]

Like The Hms ships should be

[tight roost]

BD2 is deadass getting cooked by Steam 💀

[devout bough]

Anyways it's mid noon that means i'm really horny right now

See you all chat

[tiny elbow]

Wtf my guy gon do

[rose spire]

Royal Navy as in the name does mean it’s Royal and elegant

[tight roost]

Censorship bullshit

[rose spire]

Cya pig

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-tongue-emote-gif-7697866652276672685

[lime cloak]

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-mambo-mambo-omatsuri-mambou-matikanetannhauser-gif-12623842818647218209

Mambo mambo

[worldly river]

oh italy

[lime cloak]

Pineapple pizza

[rain valley]

well did I ever pick a good time to start getting post-armistice Sardegna ships!
hope 1 or 2 of the new ones are that

[verbal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205650004199346276/1274640701816045578/BlueStacks_2024.08.18_-_02.47.26.02-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

vibrating Bourg

[tight roost]

how did i get varesa in 2 pulls after xilo 50/50 victory in Genshin but not fucking Raffaello Bismarck von Lexington Zwei after 173 goddamn pulls here on AL???

[tepid vault]

Hi

[rain valley]

a who?

[modern dew]

i do this sometimes

[tight roost]

Lexingmarckffaello Zwei

[rain valley]

i have no idea who you're trying to reference out of those

[tight roost]

3 of my missed UR chances

[rain valley]

not enough to pull to pity?

[tight roost]

on one of the banners,i got trolled by this diu lei lo mou bitch by the name CleveMETA hard

[rain valley]

diu lei what?

[tight roost]

it means "mf" in cantonese

[rain valley]

and I'm supposed to know that?

[candid forge]

daily nubian propaganda

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-nubian-nubi-gym-gif-10449221699710023721

[tight roost]

Noobian*

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

[lavish oracle]

my family be bugging me on useless matters

like a job or a driver's license

[restive wing]

How to goal physique to nubi that question is who know?

[modern dew]

a job in the big 26

smh

fatman manboy

[rain valley]

just monetize being a femboy

[tight roost]

bro don't even scare me with that j-word 😭

[modern dew]

jnob

[teal girder]

Batman

[teal girder]

I saw this plushie

[opaque meteor]

what is it like to have a job in 26

[ember spindle]

(cw: that kind of application)

[sharp swan]

Stealing this

[teal girder]

No arcade until like 8pm

[opaque meteor]

[sharp swan]

This is a normal pizza

If you see anything wrong you need to find help

[rain valley]

aside from the obvious
it's heart-shaped

[ivory oyster]

meme-zza

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-that's-friday-cat-gif-3527836795048385392

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/older-meme-checks-out-gif-14849207

[nova elm]

"Peter, did you order pizza?"

[rain valley]

she's too hecking cute

[nova elm]

Milkshake Maker

[sacred oak]

Oh boy 50 oil!

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/oliver-twist-beg-gif-15317597762469044911

[normal comet]

Hi chat

[silver lava]

https://tenor.com/view/camellia-oil-camellia-oil-cooking-biosenca-tea-seed-oil-gif-19687067

Is 50 oil enough for the United States to kidnap your president?

[normal comet]

No

[nova elm]

Chat is too peaceful, here have a morgador

[modern yoke]

Go away

[raven grove]

Boop~

[nova elm]

The speeding Mogador of Chaos

[modern yoke]

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1374666510366408784/GIF_20240623_092430_956.gif

[nova elm]

Licki licki

[modern yoke]

Shut up mog

[nova elm]

This guy really hates mog huh?

Wish I could've tortured him more, sadly I don't save Mogador pics

[modern yoke]

I am anti-lewd women

[teal girder]

Start now

[rain valley]

lewd women?
like Cow?

[teal girder]

We pro - lewd the ryu

[nova elm]

I think I got something a bit lewd

But not too lewd

[sharp swan]

Post it

[nova elm]

Here you go

Charybdis

[sharp swan]

I wonder if her spine is made of metal

[teal girder]

Smh chary

[nova elm]

Quick before Pig sees it

[sharp swan]

Noht that lewd

[rain valley]

it's either that or dust

[teal girder]

Ping @devout bough

[modern yoke]

I will never accept a lewd woman

[nova elm]

You would prefer this.

[devout bough]

[rain valley]

but she's so excited!

[nova elm]

my go to suffering picture

[teal girder]

[devout bough]

OMG CHARYBDIS HIIIIII

[modern yoke]

[nova elm]

I should've deleted that

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455906707669651597/image0.gif

[devout bough]

MLOARHHFHHGGJKDIE

[modern yoke]

No thanks

[devout bough]

I want to devour her

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

We all do

[teal girder]

Pole dance

[nova elm]

Polehugging

[teal girder]

Good skill to have

[modern yoke]

Hug pillar better, not me

[rose spire]

She’s just hugging the pole right!!!

[abstract ingot]

Wife on the back

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yummy-eating-cat-cat-yummy-cat-tasty-gif-7631065232934593183

[silver lava]

Crazy

[calm elm]

Yall gonna die soon

[nova elm]

Peak Howe?

[solar dome]

dear god I cleared 15-4

[nova elm]

Ik, I'm just a human after all

[rose spire]

W16 next

[abstract ingot]

No, King George V

[solar dome]

no morale

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/im-only-human-after-all-rag-n-bone-gif-27601456

[solar dome]

sadly

[silver lava]

I know dude, work has been so shitty recently

[solar dome]

and I need houston

[rain valley]

congrats!!

[teal girder]

Haya not very hayai

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is the only one I accept. She is wife, protect the happy pink party creature eternally

[solar dome]

hayay

[nova elm]

Hayaya Haya needs more morale Haiyaaa

[sharp swan]

5 affinity, 0 morale

[silver lava]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[modern yoke]

Hoo...

[teal girder]

Mr Roger?

[nova elm]

shipgirls lining up asking for divorce Tommorow morning because of w15

[nova elm]

No I'm uncle Chang

[sharp swan]

Good thing I only oath Pasadena, who will not be sent to the W15 mines.

[nova elm]

I'm gonna send childrens to die at W15 (politely)

[silver lava]

Commander, we’re mutinying and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[ember spindle]

a good commander should be able to tell when a battle isn't winnable YET and fall back accordingly
why are you letting them crash to 0 affinity

[sharp swan]

I will send all ships I do not want crushing on me to W15 mines /j

[rain valley]

I send them to the medal grinder the moment they dare show up

[nova elm]

[rain valley]

my dock and my lifestyle have something in common
childfree

[ember spindle]

[silver lava]

Those higher levels with the planes were scary till I got Reno and Sandy bro

[teal girder]

Sending granny there instead?

[solar dome]

time to do it again with full tempesta

[nova elm]

Yorktown yes, Hood no.

[rain valley]

Yorktown do be on my w16 fleet

[silver lava]

Yorktown

[nova elm]

I wonder if I can even beat w16 with my acc rn

[sharp swan]

Rate dorm

[silver lava]

I got Hornet II like the day she was added to the build pool, all life goals are now completed

[rose spire]

Deadass when I look outside there is smoke everywhere and all I smell is smoke

[rain valley]

beep-boop/10

[teal girder]

No Sandy stage

[silver lava]

Probably because there’s smoke

Is the fire alarm also going off?

[rose spire]

No it’s water

[rose spire]

Nah

[nova elm]

You could say that the smoke is suffocatingly large~

Badumtsk

[sharp swan]

It's better cause beep boops get to be brainwashed about throwing parties for 17 hours a day

[rose spire]

[sharp swan]

That's why it's still christmas decorations

[nova elm]

Not enough Sandy. 0/10.

They should really just make a sandy theme dorm decor

[teal girder]

This guy secretly Sandy cultist

[modern yoke]

[silver lava]

Psst, we might have to put them down

[silver lava]

I’ll drink to that

[nova elm]

Hey Patrick, what'cha talking about

[silver lava]

Nothin’

[teal girder]

Drink glue

[modern yoke]

[silver lava]

🙏

[nova elm]

Essex eating glue

[nova elm]

Someone had thst

[nova elm]

HERE IT IS

[teal girder]

Yay

[rose spire]

[nova elm]

Glue is just goeey milk

Change my mind

[rose spire]

No

[rain valley]

easy
glue is, in fact, the end-goal of Uma

[earnest condor]

do not eat the rendered horse

[teal girder]

Elmers cow squeeze glue

[nova elm]

:0

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-umamusume-mask-off-turn-around-turn-gif-3202483504109883076

[nova elm]

How dare you insult my beloved Donna, she just passed away >:[

[nova elm]

Oh wow who's this Uma? Never met her!

[sinful vapor]

El Condor Pasa

[silver lava]

Cowpens nooo

[rose spire]

I like glue

Glue helps me in school projects

[rose spire]

Uhhh sure

[nova elm]

Whaaaa, impossible!

[teal girder]

Zohnnnn

[silver lava]

Wait it’s horses turned into glue

[nova elm]

Condor wears a leather mask!

[sinful vapor]

Zrbs

[nova elm]

Couldn't be her.

[sinful vapor]

[nova elm]

[wise thicket]

[sinful vapor]

just like Tazuna is not an uma

[silver lava]

[nova elm]

Tazuna and Director is definitely not an Uma! They definitely don't have tails hidden by their skirts. Yup.

[wise thicket]

:spin:

[sinful vapor]

oof spam

[nova elm]

Spien

[nova elm]

New Uma?!

[rain valley]

that's not how you spell 'spin'

[nova elm]

Schpin.

[wise thicket]

Have this lazy Laffey

[agile silo]

I broke de geme

[nova elm]

Aww so cute

[silver lava]

Ooo nice sketch

She’s so cute

[rose spire]

What if glue became glue because since glue is the glue the glue will have to glue it’s glue in order to become glue

[wise thicket]

Chat should I Digital it?

[nova elm]

Wow man, you really glued yourself on this one.

Badumtsk.

[ember spindle]

[versed quarry]

Special week died from falling in the stable yet in the anime she fell a lot

[nova elm]

Go for it, and colour it. Could be cuuuter

[oblique dove]

So how did it go?

[versed quarry]

The irony

[ember spindle]

[nova elm]

#CancelGikka

[pale panther]

Group C voting ends tonight, right?

[wise thicket]

Noooo

[rose spire]

Thanks man I really tried to glue in the glue since the glue really wasn’t working like a glue and y’know how glue works but ay glue can glue right?

[nova elm]

#Gikkahatedeserved

[wise thicket]

Welp here emotional supports

[nova elm]

Awwww

Cute

[nova elm]

Ffs use a double tape

I can't glue it anymore-

[versed quarry]

Tape is tasty

[stable plank]

[sacred oak]

that's a cute emote

[nova elm]

There's an actual food called Tape here-

Not sure if you're referring to the elastic tape or the food tape

[nova elm]

Cute

[solid whale]

i prefer glue over tape

[oblique dove]

A+

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/packing-tape-wholesale-gif-1830446324323645784

[nova elm]

Kirk-Sensei

[nova elm]

That's literally my fuckin tape brand-

Niché spotted

[weak parrot]

cock tape

[rain valley]

it's everyone's tape brand

[rose spire]

I’ll tape you to the bed

[solid whale]

I love eating glue

[rain valley]

kinky

[nova elm]

Instead of taping why not cuff me instead?

[rose spire]

[modern yoke]

New my rules add

[wise thicket]

can I have some hug because I missed william D P event ship

[rose spire]

Ty

[nova elm]

[versed quarry]

I love drinking air

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

Don’t got em sorry

[normal comet]

Why no cowgirl

I like kashino

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dudidam-mambo-matikane-tannhauser-vtuber-dance-gif-253137180940701003

[modern yoke]

This is just my personal opinion

And my rules

[normal comet]

I see

[normal comet]

Mid rules

[modern yoke]

[nova elm]

Uhuh?

[weak parrot]

"daily cheese"

[nova elm]

I love these kids

As a parent.

[versed quarry]

Rules are meant to be broken

[modern yoke]

[pale panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-wallace-and-gromit-excited-food-gif-9581035

[modern yoke]

I will not break my rules

[normal comet]

My past weebs circles like em young. I cut em off

[tepid vault]

hi

[normal comet]

Hi

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-grate-gif-24660491

[rain valley]

good call

[rose spire]

They all sell me drugs

[tepid vault]

wassup

[nova elm]

Sup is was

[tepid vault]

Soup

[normal comet]

[modern yoke]

It's time to eat

[versed quarry]

Is ketchup a smoothie

[normal comet]

Yes

[versed quarry]

Yey

[weak parrot]

is mayonnaise an instrument

[normal comet]

Yes

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-ume-usume-chibi-dance-anime-gif-10304596603435351987

[nova elm]

FUCK MEEE

A TYPHOON HIT

AAAAAAAAA

[weak parrot]

gladly

now bend over

[normal comet]

Raw?

[rain valley]

oh shit, where

[weak parrot]

the only way

[solid whale]

[normal comet]

[rose spire]

Booba

[normal comet]

It's bigger in new skin

[nova elm]

Java

[normal comet]

Jawir

[nova elm]

Extremely windy ass rain just appeared out of nowhere

[rain valley]

damn

[nova elm]

Bicit

[rose spire]

It’s not THAT big right?

[normal comet]

Yes

It's that big

[wise thicket]

Thanks you!

[rose spire]

Dam

[wise thicket]

[normal comet]

And hipper got no buff

Hipper buff basically gorizia

[normal comet]

Mmm snack

[sharp swan]

It's what happens when they get too down bad for skk

[wise thicket]

Imagine laffey in that skin XD

[rain valley]

she is just...
so damn THICC

[normal comet]

Damn

Those bakery

[sharp swan]

Naht my thing

[sharp swan]

Not interested in honey

Never will be

[normal comet]

I imagine grabbing those won't fit my fingers

it's bigger than basketball

[merry robin]

Hipper still stayed flat

[weak parrot]

goddamn, mano has such a massive rack

[rose spire]

Most man prob have bigger chest than hipper

[nova elm]

Can confirm it hurts. I was the Manjuu

[sharp swan]

Mano?

[normal comet]

Yeah me

[merry robin]

Hipper doesnt even have a boob

Its a chest

[weak parrot]

sakuragi mano

[sharp swan]

O

[merry robin]

E

[rose spire]

CRUSH ME

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/ninjala-ninjala-season6trailer-ninjala-season6-season6trailer-season6-gif-22070682

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Yep

[rose spire]

ME and cowpens are thicc

[normal comet]

Proof

[restive wing]

I can't stop laugh of her flat she is so pettan

[normal comet]

how thicc

[normal comet]

Akashi also flat tho

[weak parrot]

akashi tits

[sharp swan]

Scam cat

[normal comet]

[sharp swan]

Destroy

[rose spire]

Uhhhhhh dw

[wise thicket]

I only wish to stole Akashi Tier 5 gear box

[normal comet]

Send me how thicc you are bb

[wise thicket]

but she is too powerful

[modern yoke]

Come here cat There are fish here

[rose spire]

No.

[normal comet]

Why not

[restive wing]

A fish?

[sharp swan]

Adult bulin

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna touch you

[restive wing]

See Bulin is Bulin!

[modern yoke]

Yeah

[modern moon]

Thicc bulin

[rose spire]

Cause I said

[normal comet]

You're not thicc then

Sad

[rose spire]

I am

Only few people can see

[normal comet]

Liar

[rose spire]

No

[normal comet]

waaa waaa

[wise thicket]

Yet we feed her to our UR lol

[rose spire]

waaa waaa

[sharp swan]

Sacrifice the child bulins

They make them stronger

Adult bulin can kill

[normal comet]

Adult bulin pay taxes?

[wise thicket]

[sharp swan]

Probably

To scam cat.

[weak parrot]

paying taxes is for homosexuals

[weak parrot]

i have a job

[sharp swan]

Not for long!

[normal comet]

No way

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna touch you

[normal comet]

Skk got job

[teal girder]

Over qualified

Gonna get laid... off

[modern yoke]

[normal comet]

Adult bulin gonna pay taxes and rent

[nova elm]

And still will get sacrificed to other ships

[normal comet]

Underpaid and overworked

[nova elm]

Dumbsex does not care

Chad

[teal girder]

Name all the ships head

[nova elm]

Noshiro Essex Murmansk taihou illustri uni javelin Laffey ayanami

[teal girder]

Who is murm the hat girl or the back row

[nova elm]

It could go either way, either hat girl is enty or non hat girl us murn

Or it could actually be Yorktown

[teal girder]

How about top left in front of noshi

[abstract ingot]

That's yorktown and enty

[nova elm]

Oh didn't see that, Kawakaze

[teal girder]

The thing close to yellow

[meager marsh]

Plot twist:

[nova elm]

Yellow thing is a Manjuu shaped object

Gray thing is Kawakaze

[teal girder]

3 USA girl but 2 birbs

[nova elm]

Yorky and Enter share their bird

[meager marsh]

What are we talking about actually

[rose spire]

Yorktown II is so fucking hot 2 banger skins plus her default

[solid whale]

#notmycommander

[meager marsh]

Real….

That would be Otto up on that screen

[abstract ingot]

That would be Chapayev

[nova elm]

Ain't Chapa blue?

[nova elm]

Deal

I come from a land where guns are expensive & illegal ez pz, 1 million squeacky

[solid whale]

easy deal

500 yards is a CRAZY DISTANCE

and what are the odds i get modern day Simo Häyhä

[wise thicket]

Somebody watching me….

Anyway how is yall

[tiny elbow]

Fellas is it morally incorrect if I were to build my roma with no life rafts on her turrets

[nova elm]

No

Oh btw does anyone have a Manjuu png with like the chicken only?

[thorn saddle]

under most scenarios that'd be a piece of cake tbh

Even assuming they hit you majority areas wouldn't be lethal

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-john-wick-keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-4-jw4-gif-12555304645715891364

[thorn saddle]

you'd have a shitty moment but the day would get instantly better the moment they pay you the 1mil

also nothing saying you can't do anything. Run, duck, and dodge or have a shield etc

[rose spire]

What if I lowk just dodge

[nova elm]

Lowkey just stand in a 500 yard wide open field, you'll be able to see the assailant

Or go to Ascension Island, the only dudes shooting you would be most likely on a boat

[dapper iron]

All those guys that qualified at 500yds in boot camp waiting for their chance right now

[meager marsh]

WAAAIIITTT FUJINAMI IS A FASHONISTA I WAS RIGHT….. let’s go….. now I extra wanna get her

[rancid compass]

nah just invest 2k in a shovel and a steel plate

ez

[jaunty adder]

anyone know what event this plane is from?

[thorn saddle]

hakuhous event

[rancid compass]

with the shovel you dig down and after 3m to the side a bit and the steelplate u use to cover the hole

[thorn saddle]

shame they won't see my message cause they got me blocked tho

[dapper iron]

You have to leave the hole eventually

[silver lava]

Like this?

[abstract ingot]

One shot? I mean, the one assasination attempt done with an AR-15 with unmagnified red dot sight and he missed completely, an AR-15 probably also would lose distance if air was a condition during that day

[rancid compass]

well obviously ima set a timelimit they can shoot in

[abstract ingot]

Worse it could do is a shot to my torso, but wouldn't it have lost enough velocity by then to not be lethal?

[rancid compass]

similar ye

[dapper iron]

500yds is a standard rifle qualification distance in the military, point target lethality is up to 800

Area target accuracy is 1200

[teal girder]

otto skin is p much that pose

[rancid compass]

the task was set to "random person shooting the gun" which means it could roll a freshly born infant or someone without limbs

[dapper iron]

True, but they were talking about the rifles ability in this case

[meager marsh]

Yeah….. just more tied up and more butt

[dapper iron]

So the numbers still stand, though youll have .223 with an AR15 rather than 5.56 with an M16 so it would be harder

[solid whale]

keep in mind too

this a random person

[dapper iron]

Right, not saying the person can do it, but the rifle can

[solid whale]

is easy money

[teal girder]

wholesome

[nova elm]

Guys will put themselves in hypothetical danger for 1 million dollars other than actually getting a job.

[rose spire]

Ima go stick a fridge up my ass

[nova elm]

Okay bud

[rose spire]

Tip: do not stick a fridge up your ass

[nova elm]

Ain't no prize in that

[rose spire]

I am now hurting for life

[rose spire]

Yes.

[nova elm]

Get screwed.

[rose spire]

[thorn saddle]

[abstract ingot]

Still, it's an AR-15, not an actual hunting rifle

That's what I meant.

Who is to say the shooter just does not even have a steady grip at all, it's a random person. What if it's myself firing at me

[rose spire]

Not voting for anyone

[abstract ingot]

Oh the baby votes

[austere mesa]

in soviet russia the chibi vote for you

[weak parrot]

of course little eugen is winning

lol

[abstract ingot]

All of them look good but I wouldn't really care if any of them won

[ember spindle]

[abstract ingot]

Yeah, she is kind of the cutest out of the rest.

Lil enty is not popular and Taihou chan, well, I wouldn't be mad, but I think there are more Ägir fans at this point

[ember spindle]

[abstract ingot]

She is carrying bombs

[pale panther]

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/murmansk-azur-lane-murmansk-azur-lane-azurlanepv-gif-20472806

[open dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kawakaze-head-pat-anime-fox-gif-3395683729188032140

[meager marsh]

Yes

[oblique sinew]

damn aria outside of honk

what is this

[open dragon]

wutdeheil

[oblique sinew]

damn he even sounds like aktion

[meager marsh]

I would vote for baby anchy cuz she’s the cutest daughter in my eyes….. I mean I dont have any favourites or anything haha

I love all my children equally guys!!!!!

[rose spire]

I don’t got any daughters so ima not vote

[errant yew]

I want to put this out there if you’re going to buy a dvd player buy 1 that supports all dvds from all regions

Stupid region codes

[oblique sinew]

what

[unreal comet]

Would be great if I got some ballots to vote with

But no

[wise thicket]

The fleet relax

[dreamy coral]

Aww that cute

Question
Which shipgirl can fly the aircraft (manually)

[meager marsh]

Awwwww

[silver lava]

I would hate going hunting with my AR-15. Larger chance for me to not kill whatever animal im shooting at in the first shot, can’t hit anything super far out, and most importantly it’s just not built for that purpose at all.

[open dragon]

same

[thorn saddle]

give nimi a pineapple trust me it'll be funny

[silver lava]

I’d say Enterprise for sure, not sure on who else

[oblique sinew]

same

[open dragon]

[oblique sinew]

[open dragon]

u seen aemeath anim?

[dreamy coral]

Without her power right?

[oblique sinew]

the what now

[modern yoke]

[open dragon]

oh new wuwa char

[oblique sinew]

i quit wuwa when 2.0 dropped lmao

[open dragon]

[silver lava]

I’d think so

[oblique sinew]

game peaked with fishing event

why play after

[wise thicket]

I’m lack of lore knowledge of Azur lane

What will happen I want to know

[open dragon]

fishing event is just rover settling down with phoebe

[oblique sinew]

i dont see how that counters what i said tho

[pale panther]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-eep-eepy-cat-sleep-gif-1640442240488704130

[nova elm]

Eepy car

[teal girder]

DUI

[nova elm]

Driving In my caaaar riiighht after a beerr

Hey that buump looks like a deer

[teal girder]

10 points

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-gymnastics-perfect-gif-13568618

[light island]

Aria

[open dragon]

tosh

[thorn saddle]

nothing i just think itll be funny

[weak parrot]

azur lane is sus

[modern dew]

lawl lil ship votes is on

i will be saving my ballots

[nova elm]

Vote for Lil Chessy plz :<

[modern dew]

no

[teal girder]

belchan chan

[thorn saddle]

they disappear when next votes occurs

you're just losing out on resources

[modern dew]

none of those creatures are getting any votes

[modern dew]

good

[nova elm]

Im now afraid what's gonna happen to your future children

[modern dew]

is this the last vote or is there gonna be more

[modern dew]

huh

[nova elm]

Second to last

[modern dew]

oh alr

wonder what the last one is gonna be

prolly aoste and anzeel

[meager marsh]

Those hot human people? Awesome

I forgot if they were really human I dunno the lore of this game lmaooo

[placid gulch]

after the littles vote comes the repechage

[modern dew]

yea

[placid gulch]

for ships that didn't make the top 10 in the previous rounds -w-

and then comes the final

[modern dew]

oh lawd

finally something worth voting on

[solid whale]

yeah we have the losers vote

[placid gulch]

we still need a little more dead humans before a special vote on them opens -w-

[nova elm]

ANZEEL ANZEEL

ANZEEL VICTORY

[meager marsh]

Oh they’re dead? Aw man

[placid gulch]

ah yeah

[meager marsh]

That’s a bummer

[nova elm]

Who says we can't revive them?

[placid gulch]

every human in the story who's not us or a disguised Arbiter died in OG timeline

or in Sophia's case

she's stuck in a time-space limbo

[meager marsh]

True…. Azur lane doesn’t keep anyone dead forever from what I’ve heard

[placid gulch]

oh no humans are dead dead -w-

[meager marsh]

Not fair!!!!!

[placid gulch]

we got that explained the past 2 UR events

[solid whale]

yeah humans dont have hull data or whatever the fuck

[placid gulch]

only shipgirls and Sirens were able to survive the final magistration
and thus, only they can be "reborn" in new timelines

[nova elm]

Watch as I get a job at Manjuu as a lore writer and make them reincarnate as AI's

[meager marsh]

They need to add on more lore that erases that lore and makes it so they can revive and get revived

[modern dew]

dunno what you're talking about

anzeel just pulled up to my crib

[placid gulch]

yeah OG timeline ends in like 2050

[meager marsh]

Okay well maybe not like that….

[placid gulch]

get ready for the apocalypse -w-

[meager marsh]

I was thinking more with the power of magic whimsy and friendship

[modern dew]

oh

well

[nova elm]

Are you implying you want me to stay unemployed

[modern dew]

will i get to see the creation of the sirens

[placid gulch]

yeah

[nova elm]

Purifier maid outfit when?

[modern dew]

wonderful

[meager marsh]

No I don’t want them to be ai’s

[modern dew]

make sure the arbiter blows me and @meager marsh up

[nova elm]

Tch picky eater

[meager marsh]

WHY????

[nova elm]

Sure

[modern dew]

why not

[meager marsh]

I DONT WANNADIE WITH YOU

[meager marsh]

STOP

[nova elm]

I'll let chariot blow you up

[meager marsh]

I didn’t consent….

😔

[modern dew]

sometimes you gotta let fate take its course

[modern dew]

even better

[meager marsh]

THIS ISNT FATE

[modern dew]

yea it is

[meager marsh]

STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE

[modern dew]

its your destiny to be blown up by a siren

on YOUR soul

[meager marsh]

NO!!!!

I’m gonna get hired by Manjuu to reverse all of this

[forest sparrow]

Boise didn’t even make top 20… Time to cry myself to sleep

[modern dew]

i installed a dead man's switch inside of that manjuu

[nova elm]

In this case you're gonna get crushed between the wheels of Chariot's daughter Pulvirization.

[meager marsh]

You know what? No more lore

I’m erasing all the lore

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/2009694514550882695
pray for GoonDust 2 chat

Gadwin (@NoWokesThanks)

[Brown Dust 2] CENSORSHIP.
Bending the knee to the modern woke sensiblities. RIP Game.

X · Jan 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

[modern dew]

yea because we're both DEAD

[meager marsh]

Hell, I’m gonna erase the damn PORN!!!!

[placid gulch]

yeah it'd be better if y'all got blown up by Chariot

[meager marsh]

NO MORE PORN GAME!!!!

[nova elm]

RIP Boise lovers

[placid gulch]

else you'll become X food

as in mysterious space mush

[modern dew]

if this happens how will @devout bough live his life

[tight roost]

BrownDust2 slowly diving into Christian territories

[meager marsh]

The pain of loving characters with a small amount of fans……

[solid whale]

the woke mind virus wont let me have schoolgirls

[meager marsh]

It’s your fault. You made me do this…..

[modern dew]

can i get tickled by strength

[solid whale]

its so over

[meager marsh]

I have no choice

[solid whale]

billions must perish

[meager marsh]

If I’m going down EVERYONES COMING WITH ME

[modern dew]

i already moved everyone to a luxury resort

[meager marsh]

I think you should stay away from schools

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[modern dew]

why didnt you get them whilst you were in school yourself

[nova elm]

Sure

[meager marsh]

Couldnt pull

[solid whale]

brother I wound up playing azur lane

[modern dew]

become the schoolgirl then

[solid whale]

what do you think

[modern dew]

i wouldn't think

[solid whale]

[modern dew]

time to get yourself a husband then

[meager marsh]

Yeah I can see why you’re resorting to trying to kidnap schoolgirls

[meager marsh]

I meant the other guy…..

[modern dew]

@solid whale introduce yourself bro

[meager marsh]

Also no I have my wife

[solid whale]

[tiny elbow]

Curiously what do yall prefer, romance or straight into ykyk

[modern dew]

i ate your wife

yoyk

[meager marsh]

STOP EATING MY WIFE

[modern dew]

no

[tiny elbow]

Will you eat another?

[light island]

elo

[meager marsh]

then perish.

[modern dew]

depends on who she is

[light island]

[teal girder]

fully digest first

[modern dew]

true

need more mayonnaise

[tiny elbow]

What if my friends wife is a full course meal

[solid whale]

I have eat and will eat again

[teal girder]

make sure no poison

[modern dew]

oh word? ill pull up then

with my spork

[meager marsh]

Stop committing vore PSI it’s weird

[modern dew]

vore?

[teal girder]

full course like the dorm food?

[solid whale]

[modern dew]

im just hungry pal

[timid mesa]

Luck while watching youtube is insane

[tiny elbow]

Holon lemme get a reservation first

[modern dew]

god FORBID someone be a cannibal

smh

so judgemental

[meager marsh]

Does this make sense to your small brain

[teal girder]

hannibal is bad too

[solid whale]

cant believe bro took the cannibal perk irl

wild

[nova elm]

Straight and Yuri

[modern dew]

none of that

im just trying to hit my gains

yknowatamsayin

[teal girder]

theres many yk in AL

[tiny elbow]

Either one thats preferable to you I dont discriminate

[nova elm]

yorktown

[teal girder]

2

York no town

[nova elm]

York

[solid whale]

bro ill bet eating the rock would give crazy macros

[teal girder]

Yorck

[tiny elbow]

1781

[nova elm]

So creative.

[teal girder]

York plus Duke

[nova elm]

Jorky?

[teal girder]

New York's neighbor

[modern dew]

@teal girder would you be okay with me going out on a date with sheffy

[nova elm]

Oh wait not in the game yet

[meager marsh]

no

I don’t

Please stop

[modern dew]

yea you do

[meager marsh]

No.

[modern dew]

you understand everything

[meager marsh]

Ok I guess yeah but still

[solid whale]

bro is bulking cmon man

[meager marsh]

Stop it

[meager marsh]

Okay big guy

[timid mesa]

Disgusting word ngl

[nova elm]

Otto getting bullied yaay

[modern dew]

why would i stop the creature from the hit series IT

[meager marsh]

I’m glad you understand

[modern dew]

let him do his thang

[teal girder]

gib balloon

[modern dew]

how many

[timid mesa]

I saw it

[nova elm]

What does vore even mean? I know it's popular on deviant art but... What is it exactly??

[modern dew]

got 50

[timid mesa]

Why people like someone being swallowed bruh

[modern dew]

no clue

[nova elm]

OOOOOOH

[timid mesa]

It ain't some kind of anaconda shi

[meager marsh]

You are so stupid. It makes me want to die.

[modern dew]

didnt you get blown up by a siren

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-boss-thinking-gif-15255635

[meager marsh]

If I did why am I still typing

[nova elm]

He's shittalking from heaven

[meager marsh]

Dumbass

[modern dew]

because you're a demon

[teal girder]

anaconda is goofy movie

[meager marsh]

Okay Piss.

[nova elm]

Girl thought she was Nelson fr fr

[modern dew]

somebody give me a hammer and spike

[solid whale]

I need skulls

[meager marsh]

That implies you’re also a demon since you blew up with me

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-bonk-hammer-bonk-hammer-bonk-screen-gif-18247759

[tight stone]

Who's more tsundere. Nelson or Hipper

[meager marsh]

Hipper

[solid whale]

vegeta

[modern dew]

i got resurrected by @solid whale

[meager marsh]

Nuh uh

Liar

[solid whale]

yeah im actually a level 100 sorcerer priest

[modern dew]

ask him

see

told you

[solid whale]

I cast raise dead

[nova elm]

Tsundere levels of both can't be measured

[teal girder]

I'll be a mercenary clergy

[modern dew]

he's just chill like that

[meager marsh]

Yeahhhh sureee…. And you’re definitely not Satan in disguise and he definitely didn’t make a deal with you…..

[teal girder]

pay me for resurrection

[solid whale]

yeah im just a chill guy

[modern dew]

just be a hot support class mage

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-pep-guardiola-that-chill-guy-meme-funny-gif-9583442170381172905

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/1x1x1x1-forsaken-roblox-necromancy-i-gif-7683812168067572945

[teal girder]

bounty hunter kill, I'll revive

[solid whale]

he just like me frfr

[teal girder]

infinite money glitch

[nova elm]

I'll be a cleric

5 dollars per heal

[timid mesa]

Sounds American Healthcare

[modern dew]

deals keep getting better

[meager marsh]

Anything can be measured if you try hard enough

[solid whale]

literally just about to make that joke

[teal girder]

how much HP you got

[modern dew]

ill be a fella with a rocket launcher

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

Uhhhhhhhh

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25760638

[meager marsh]

Infinite

[modern dew]

you mind not taking pictures of my lazer pointer

[solid whale]

damn we all boutta turn to slime

[teal girder]

does fall damage still insta kill?

[rose spire]

So it’s red

Uh

[rose spire]

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/2009694514550882695
Imagine if this happens to AL
(BD2 could potentally have their horniness fall down from nearing average Nutaku game-levels to Genshin Impact-levels)

Gadwin (@NoWokesThanks)

[Brown Dust 2] CENSORSHIP.
Bending the knee to the modern woke sensiblities. RIP Game.

X · Jan 9, 2026, 6:31 PM

[meager marsh]

No

[solid whale]

day has broken

its so over

[rose spire]

That laser point is very big

[modern dew]

erm elite ball knowledge

[teal girder]

thats hack

[rose spire]

I’ll protect you all

[nova elm]

This is like watching our neighbour get nuked

[solid whale]

guys the sky is falling

[modern dew]

yea i lowballed a guy on manjuu marketplace for it

[solid whale]

billions must perish

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/007-skyfall-gif-25423972

[rose spire]

I can’t die a virgin

[modern dew]

yea you can

[nova elm]

Aren't you a Vestal Virgin???

[rose spire]

Dam W trade

[modern dew]

either this or make out with a tree

[rose spire]

I think I’m good

[meager marsh]

Let the sky faaaaallll….

[nova elm]

Youre supposed to die a Virgin

[rose spire]

What’s that

NOOOOO

[nova elm]

SKYYYFAAAAAALLL

[teal girder]

otto in adele noises

[meager marsh]

This is true

[nova elm]

I believe Otto is secretly Adelle

[meager marsh]

I’m the musician Adele guys

Surprise!