#al-general
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Aight?
Someone mention Bisko?
Manchester united
Bisko and Laffey? Peak
then the -chan 
CNY 
Their website. It also gives you access to the churcbill war rooms. Ive been se erl tkmes inside of belfast
Are you fucking serious
same
$10 billion for the Bisko plush 
I know her outside and i side very well
I was a member whe. I lived here
Gib your plush lowk


No.
I’m full of Milk man
Watch as he realized that it's Takao-
(Fake news)
For legal purposes I can't coment.
u can
nice
happy shopping!
happy for you
Also Nimi.
Nimimaxxing!
Nimiloving!

happy pig
No it's Atago fr Fr, I'm just messing

chill
Which artist is this
Siiiir.... May you spare me some gems :[
Their shading and texturing
Immaculate
I forgot who made this
Look at how soft those breadts look

Does Manchester support City or United? I bet on City
pretty sure it's くらしっく
hi richy
The way her bone structure perks out due to her low body fat percentage the smoothness of her belly
Oh my god
I smell bread
that art prompting gamer to write a whole essay

Oh my peak
I need the Bismarck and Musashi one

Belfast is mine
Do i really gotta wait for Vanguard's-
If gems payment for your wallet. 
Yes. KEEP WAITING
do they ship to japan because that's the global site
I’d assume so
Are they just cards I can look at?
What's up losers
I’m not a degenerate breast tiddie lover Pig. I’m a professional Tiddy lover
it's transparent card
I can appreciate quality breasts and thickness when it appears
food 
You can see through it I think?
Dayum gurl
Good evening chat
U breathe alright w those short shorts?
well duh
but what for
what are you seeing
through it
Got myself a belfast toy
oh
Sus
Xd couldnt resist
I may not share your hobby , but I know when a man got himself a new piece to the collection

It was the cheapest
Where’d you get it from?
dunkeh!
Very lewdable 
Donkey.

And dunk as well
Don’t believe you send proof
and drunk as well
i would but i would be banned
Just her face
no
Greedy
we actually have a law in japan where we can't take picture of other's faces with out consent
simply wife
I don’t care just let me see Belfast😭
therefore i can't take a picture of her face
Fluffy wife I want tails
Ima cry now
wish to go there one day
Ah yeH I forgot
*functioning battleship
They have a replica of the... err golden... i forgot
It can shoot nukes
In the river as well
Golden Hind?
and threaten anyone u want
Yeah aint very far away
Golden Hind is nice
is GH single or double-gun-decks?
Gouden Hind
gouden lane
remember to state the unit in kilometers
is that the eiffel tower
Sooooooooooo
It’s whatever you want it to be.
Uh, hello?
BUY

BUY IT
Oooooo….About that
Shout out to the guy who got it tho
abominably distorted, possessed, and decapitated Eifel Tower
shout out to the wnba
Didn't buy Eugen skin pls bring me back i want to buy it
shout out to the
Hm
I love sirens
Thanks I love to yoink ur gifs

Get it bro
wish they would stay in my favs. some seem to disappear....discord ghosts 😮
Oh so you think I’m rich rich huh?
Lol
That ain't making you poor poor
Bismarck need lion
I don’t even hate 20 rn bro
Bismarck plushie
Yes
hm
Hm
@still niche i just need milk for my kashino shrine
i think this happens if the original message you saved it from is deleted
Gimme that pad
15 more mins
Yeah mine
my entire life saving
She has quaso tho
only thing i need left is kashino figurine and fumo
hmm
kashino oppaipad ✅
kashino keychain ✅
life size kashino cutout ✅
kashino pillow ✅
kashino mousepad ✅
6 kashino 1/6 cut out ✅
what else am i missing raa
kashino cosplayer
You realy have all of these ?
The update here
kashino wallpaper
BOOBA OVERFLOW 
Not as much as I was expecting tbh
me watching AL drain several gigabytes of my storage just to render some huge bouncing tits
Oh my lord

6 sub 
Mhmm
breastworm
Show the oppai pad

What is friends 
chat are we getting troopzoned
on laptop and i dont wanna scroll through ten thousand messages so heres a photo from my shopee lmao
true
isnt it suppose to be like 500?
is a bootleg yo
is not original
too poor for official product
they can wait
yeah it looks pretty bootleg
i have other stuff to pay (tuition)
How much is that
Peak gaming accuracy

5 dollars
if i remembered
250 or 350 php i forgor
the shop where i bought it from is gone

Furina
i just search up costum oppai pad in shopee
1:1 DOLL
Spoiler: ||Enterprise kills Essex||
shopee 
Mike Tyson 
yes
Enterprise 1-0 Essex
in like 4 years
Never knew that existed but there was some Indonesian guy who graduated with March The 7th
WHAT
i shall do the same fr
mach 7
I'm not lying so here you go
i need to do this in 3 years
So yeah, who wants the Noelle KFC standee
Kobo country
closest ive ever done was bringing mine to school 2 times
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
I mean, I understand having professional standees
Bro
it was for projects
the first one our leader wanted her as idek a mascot
like, if you brought in a full sized cutout that is professional, I get it
but that
hnnggggff
i couldnt be bothered tbh
Kashino school project
frfr
no just bringing them to school
pretty much only used as mascot
I mean I can’t say anything, because for a biology class project, we had to teach the class about a body system using song
And I picked a love live song

I still feel the cringe
You guys are something
The teacher said we could pick any song to use
sooooooo
Most people usually just did covers of popular radio songs
The update will be fixed again on the server list
2 hours left..
I went to college with a shrek t'shirt one day
I went to school dressed as a 1920s woman
my god the makeup was annoying
also
Ballerina flats
They are so uncomfortable
it was a for Gatsby day
Your into crossdressing dont you 
The whole 11 grade class had to dress up as 1920s people
Hey, if I get to wear awesome clothes and not feel the pressure of being a dude, why wouldn’t I
I got told off joking by this old man teacher that I wasn’t sitting like a proper lady
It was hilarious
I wish I could do something like that without any problems
Because I was sitting open legged
Like I would as a normal dude
But I was wearing a short sundress
so he was like “that’s not how a proper lady sits”
lmao
the funniest part was using the restroom
I made a dude double take the bathroom sign
And he was LEAVING the restroom
Yes pretty cool atleast
I was one of three dudes to crossdress that day
apparently I “won”
Because I actually put on makeup
Congrats 
I want USS Nebraska to use me as a chair
I dont have the balls for putting makeup for this
I mean I wouldn’t recommend it
I had to sit still a whole hour
while my mother applied my foundation and makeup
not to mention I had eyeliner
Anypony get snow this winter or nah?
Winny
Understandable
Yeah
HEYHEYEHYE WOAH
oh that shit available in doorzo
chucking the nj ball across the street
She looks cute
DRAGON FUIYAAAAAAAAAAA
NJ ball turn into 16 inch nuclear shell 
Talking about Nuclear Shell
Iowa W19 shell when?
Agir
gir
BRING ME BACK TO LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
Little Ägir
Mornin
mmmm
Good evening
north flight
omg opera o
Joko looking ahh
Wrong, it’s Ågýr
That solo man again
You’re wrong, is Little Ägir
Let me in

Here take it
I’m gonna touch you
thanks
How long is the Mt anyways?
Btw what else coming in today maintance?
I deleted the game
must wait...
6 hours
Ok, I touch you
Good north flight
From now...
You're welcome
2?
1 hours and 15 minutes left ish
Me, I'm gonna be a shipgirl.
I can Counter that
Fym it’s 10:49pm
Alright, I'll download it now
What coming to the game with today updatr other than the W16?
6.49, silence Aquatic man
Vittorio memory and 2 augments

madgeburg and renown augment
Aquatic? Huh? What are you trying to say you dummy

Renown will finnaly have an augment yaay
Will it be useful? Probably not.
But will she be cuter? Yaay she is.
Damn your internet must be fast to be able download 15 gb of data in 1 hours ish

Thats the neat part, i dont

Why am I up so early
it only take 15mins no?
No?
thats kinda slow...
Im doing this every maintainance so that I dont accidentally download opsi 
My internet is either 500mbs or 30kbs
it takes me about 30-40 minutes for 15 GB
What the hell are y'all internet made out of?? I get max 3MB download 
bro lives in the sahara

I have uh, pretty okay internet

You're somehow close
Xd knowledge
Beach Sahara
Morocco 
A little more tropical
Western Morocco
And a continent over
Yeah i brought Bismarck to the British treasure cave
Throw the plushie to the stone,and god will revealed the secret of the universe
Treasure vault*
Cave. Cuz pirates dont hVe vaults
Do a reverse Indiana Jones and give it back to Egypt 
Bruh the roseta stone is fucking big
They're not pirates, they're privateers!
Even in Vatican
As an spaniard ive heard this before
Wanna see Cleopatra?
Oh that’s horrible
you and what Armada?
Yes
Ok im going to the mummy section
Steal treasure
I feel bad for her man. They took her away and she is here now
Mummy mummy
Well how else are you gonna scam tourists? 
AnywYs brb
It got removed
the game will go back in 2 hours, right ?
Hm
Could you melt faster snow? Heard there's oil down there
Hehe boobies
Hm? I will make snow Melt dw
Hm
Snow there is a massive fire happening somewhere in my country could you like get rid of it
It's called California
But you're water's cousin?
Im the advanced form
But i thought you could help
I’m not in California
Good morning everyone
Mb mate
So shouldn’t you be even better?
It’s Okk
Good evening

Question. What Anime woman outside of Azur lane would would take as wife material
Zero two.
every gacha game (expect BA) has some waif material
except
of course
Got you sir
Klukai
I mean i guess if the players are the same age as the characters (17-18 which there are)
Couldnt they just hallucinate them as their gf or something? 
klukai overrated lol
i prefer springfield
We can brainwash teens to start gambling at a young age.
Don’t gamble guys
I gambled once
Comparing milf to a normal girl crazy work
:0
Got you sir
Who Bismarck? When they released the plush
Got better one
Perfect timing on a Iowa class
Yoink
fake news
Got you sir

But well Bismarck and Cleo
wtf maint ended??
I have 454 Iowa class photos
unless you plan on troubling yourself with all of them

SErver up!
Damn
ppl gonna attempt w16 now
Wanna see the drakkar? I think they have an entire one
including @sleek cape
Yoinking all of them
Sodak boutta finish in 3 hours
NJ
Oo goths... + Tomboy....
and ignoring the risk of overheating
NOW SPAM W16 CLEAR IN #trophy-room
FUCK W16 MY SHIPGIRLS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
Bru sad I can't download war Thunder on my phone
W16 EZ
W16 EZ
W16 EZ
IT'S TOTALLY NOT GONNA SCREW US
Plen
Loser
I shall find a way
falken
she can hit me after drunk from work
til war thunder is on mobile to begin with
Bismarck

mt done
mt 19937 
I’m gonna touch you
I WANTED YORKY II NOT HER AHHHHHHHHH BRUHHGH
gl on someone will clear chapter 16
Proof
Milk tea
The proof is my boobs
||I need to get ready before 6.3 anyway.See you later.||
Hmm
Fr
Also lantern rite is around the corner Better get grinding
Congrats
have you seen her in-game 
Thanks.

Seen who
Also Escofier and Xiangling about to go cook
sodak
u have? 
😭
Confirmed by Yaoyao herself
I guess anyway bye for now.
🍰

looks like me
Why is Bismarck just traveling the world n shi
Is that some Roman emperor behind that plushie
true, why not u
Yes it is
Is there a sodak plushie
Xd come on
Can't tell if that's Either Diocletian or smt
It's you
frfr
Never
gonna give
I
You up
But yeah is a Roman Emperor. A very famous one
lol

Julius Caesar
Scipio africanus
it's god caesar aight
nah, They messed with the slowmode earlier and Syanda forgot about it
Perfect shaped hips
Augusta
what did u say
Can't mention Caligula
ur mentioning a resonator aight
Really did man
We gonna go up and down, side to side, in and out, of her.
Caligula
Hips don't lie 
Look at kansas
ANOTHER HINT
u good?

Well, Literally a Kearsarge look alike
FINALLY A GUY WHO THINK THE SAME
Here is a snack for everyone
My mind is making stuff I don't even know I knew, take lyrics than make something random

Exactly 
Tiberius
Cladius
You won xd
YAAAY
Yeah its Nero
oo understandable then, have a nice day
I win the extreme nerd competition
Please stop smacking your stick
Anyways I need to find the Drakkar
Thiccer and smoother for some reason 
Belly

All in one
What is that on the bottom?…
Little pony
Hmm
Hm
Gonna make her drunk, drag her to the room, gonna
mhmm
Make my children with itm
Midriffs 
I want view from behind 
We about to breed like rabbits with this
woah
Or tazmanian devils for that matter
Sounds like someone got into Ina's Back Fetish
HOLY MOLLY! THE W16 ARE SO OP
Clearly Wales isn’t a real country
16-3 HAS THE BEST GUN IN THE ENTIRE GAME!!!
Also a very horny fun fact:
Tazmanian Devils breed until the male passes out from exhaustion
oh god, @drowsy dagger
Marry
Female lobsters get more fertile the older they get
Hmm?
Hm?
Say it?
Imagine this then
This deadass made me have a tear come down my eye I wasn’t expecting that
16-3 HAS THE BEST GUN IN THE GAME 
Ohhh that makes sense
Hmm
Me too
you offered to pay for dinner and this is her response
okay independent lady
Hmm
I got question, how do I approach woman when she just got back from a funeral
someone @ me when Maintenance ends, going to play Date A Live: Spirit Echo
I have that mod it's just something will posses ur charecter
poor harbin
Hm
damn dal
Possess your character and mimic your voice got it
me do that daily too
Yes
Guys what should i do💔💔
And it will turn into something dangerous
Also not so fun fact about Harbin
Does he know?
It was the site for Unit 731
Don't you double dare me 
Okay bud
We gonna chill with her and make some icecream.
Vanilla extract and some cream included already
Well the game maintance ended up 1 hour earlier 
No dont
Dont tell him
It's gonna be so funny-
do you think yostar customer support got me with the 30 points hookup

Shh
play al at w*rk 
Uhh no. We're just trollin joe atp...
I do Actually 
I do...
Phone restrictions 💔💔
BWHAHAHAHAHA
Sad cat noises
Understandable
Is that Brest? I’m not sure sorry
That is what we call frozen milk
painleve
Ohh
Who want to milk that for ice cream?
now that its finally too late... I got cleveland meta 4 times in pulls, but the rate up elite ship? Not a single time... I am sad
is it even cold
Breadleave?
iceleave
🧈
Is this bug
No you just suck
Hard on her
(relog)
LES GOOOOO I GOT DRAKE
(server disconnect with local probably)
She's hot
100% Steal a Woman/ Bugatti
What color is your Bugatti
nope, it skill issue
Normally you don't need to fill every ship requirements to farm
Anita max girl ❤️❤️❤️

you need to fill the CA spot
Yessirr kiki, do you love me
Give enterprise her daily 🛢️

But it doesn't need to fill CA slot until now

normally you dont, but in hardmode stage you need to fullfill the ship requirement
dis is brest 😛
Noooo,my 100%

washed
Washed
Omg? Im actually correct for once and Siv truly has Skill issues? No way.
Then how did i do it before 
Washed ahh
What kind of Chinese meal can we make with this
mmmm
work in normal stages
dessert
not hard mode
It's WA hard stage
But Le Triomph doesnt drop in normal no? Or does she?
No only HM
she doesnt
Summer desert
Then how did he get Triomph-
Why is she so cute like this
Chilled bat soup
Ofc this fleet worked before the maintenance
Why do Azur Lane ships have huge breasts?
Have all four nights of evernight
Because you like them
This is so uh.. unproportional, with all due respect to gooners out there
Marketing
Have you seen Kashino ?
How dare you equate my elegant Vanguard with her medium of premium. With those inflated ships.
Oh my bad dawg fr
Ok two options. Imperial war museum or royal airforce museum
Should I look this up?
I did, and god DAMN those hooters look absolutely MASSIVE
Good, next time you equate my beloved with them, off to the house firing squad you go

Yeah big anime tiddie
Royal airforce. Tirpitz remains. IWM remains of the minisub theh tried to detonate under tirptiz
The artists in whatever Azur Lane's creators they are in sure do put up a good skill into drawing these... Ladies
hmm
time to sleep

good night all
Its 1pm
Wonder if they made men would they make their weapons big in their pants
It has been a while since ive seen gobbla

Gn
Where is he
That's why we play games with these girls
you just need to know where to look. ofc you see them xD
Gonna fuck her in her sleep and now keep them bikini's on top
Ohhhh
why would u want shipboys in al ? 🤔
plenty other games where u get characters like that xD
WOOOAH calm your balls my friend
Jesus Christ
quick question when Prinz Eugene skin comeback I missed her recently
Well shieee... Not that I'm complaining that much to be honest
Bru I can't stop making parodies
Have I nice day bru
But bro don't you sometimes just wonder whenever you look into these shipgirls and thought hm... Aren't their bazookas too big for their truck?
OOH YEAAAH curious question for y'all
Do shipgirl boobs size correspond to their ship's main gun caliber?
I got my Bismarck here with those awesome huge chests and she got that uh... 380mm was it? Her main gun caliber?
Yes
hmm
Which isnt all that big
So bigger boobs = bigger guns in real life?
No
Bismarck is considered flat nowadays
Destroyer?? Who puts big titties on little girls?
Yes because girls now have to have big boobs in al for some reason
Men of culture
Even submarine have tits now
The creators of Azur Lane sure do whatever the hell they can to rack up some money
Going as far as uh... Make those breast cups bigger than the entire alphabet
I do love huge boobs tho
Kashino is the limit to grotesque size, now they make skin to increase breast size of existing girls
Oh? I see, I see. Correct me if I'm wrong
hi vladimir
u seeking for peace?
I'm at peace bro, I just got home from our lab experiment LOL
oh wow
I might've asked the wrong person today, welp
Man, this game sure has some of the sexiest drawings I've ever seen
yes, there's alot too in #al-art
Oh yeah? Let me check
Bro will goon
You a boobies guy, my friend?

Ass is also peak too
why would we
DAMN
Baltimore
dang right, an uss
ballinmore
No, stay away from me
fake
WOW
Look at that shaking
Mogador is probably the most horniest girl in the game
until the next one comes xD
DD? Does that stand for Double D cup boobs?
alphabet is long. me think its beyond d 😛
New mogador ship added
Destroyer but it’s definitely bigger than that
next-gador 🤣
alr bro pack it up
@pure swallow i see u need some of them.

This ship will somehow be 10x hornier
next generation mogador dominance
this calls for my secret weapon
I need my lab report finished more than these girls bro 😞
manhou
eww
I can eat this
there you go
cn bros cleared it before ch15 existed
Nah, I'm just built different

Whole port is full of mogador
ch20 will have jdams and jassms
Thanks man I'm saving this LMAO

The chests a little too much though
well thats for ur lab report
no it will never be much aight
Looks hot. My turn
this is not glowow










