al-general

[violet panther]

damn, sitting miles on those

[rose spire]

No ships for 8 hours

[ember spindle]

🖤

[agile silo]

DONT JINZ IT

[outer verge]

yes i know

[rose spire]

No slow mode please

[lunar patio]

fine

[outer verge]

also btw there is no way to update that guide directly cause we lost the file

[bronze pilot]

Damn it's maintenance day today

[outer verge]

so yea

[mossy rampart]

Only 6 I think

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/marine-ina-marine-宝鐘マリン-ホロライブ-houshou-marine-gif-5105027251951062571

[bronze pilot]

But luckily I got all the rewards for last day

[rose spire]

It’s 8 but depends on how big the update is ig

[random tusk]

Her face looks like she got slapped by a brickwall lmao

[agile silo]

not even waybackmachine can save it?

[bronze pilot]

I think I had still had 22750 event points unspent

[ember spindle]

why can't i play broken game smh my head
/s

[outer verge]

no it was on some random google sheet that got deleted

[lunar patio]

imma hed back to warthunder

[bronze pilot]

Could I still spend it after maintenance?

[ember spindle]

iirc yes, event shops stay open for a week after the event

[random tusk]

I can't even play azur lane bruh

Not because of device incompatibility

[rose spire]

Yes you should be able to

[weary trellis]

well 3D Vtuber models are simply 2D pngs floating at angles

[mossy rampart]

6?

[random tusk]

But because i would have to use a 65 inch screen for my PC

[ember spindle]

7?

[bronze pilot]

Since it's maint day, I'll look at my other ship game, one with real ships instead of ship girls games

[tough saddle]

just so happens on my 200th pull i get Lex II,

[weary trellis]

you need the timemachine

[rose spire]

Updates go for 8 hours Wym Although we had an update for like 4 hours once

[random tusk]

Anyways

Gotta go guys

Bye

[ember spindle]

[mossy rampart]

The game news announcement says 6

[rose spire]

I have to wait till 2am prob

[rose spire]

Cya

[rose spire]

Oh yeah I’m blind asf

[raven grove]

Goodnight everyone

[agile silo]

Go back in time in 2020, and tell ALO what ship will come in the future with evidence

[weary trellis]

log in exchange for will D porty and Cleveland meta crystal

[meager marsh]

Dumb

[agile silo]

They'll be devastated that Yamato aint here

[rose spire]

Oh fuck up otto von or I’ll retire your wife when servers are back up

[weary trellis]

tell them Idolmaster is meh

[rose spire]

Yamato isn’t getting released for another 6 years

[cyan ravine]

anyone know if yostar gives you one more ur token if you ask nicely i was too busy buying a skin last second and didnt realize i was at 199/200

[agile silo]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[rose spire]

Dam all of em are fine

[violet panther]

why that Anchorage looks more gorgeous than she should be

[weary trellis]

imagine going back in time and telling Cygames to release Umamusume Global during lockdowns...
2025 ALx Umamusume collab

[hazy tartan]

Chat I was 5 stage clears short of willam d porter

167/200 token thingys

It’s joever

[agile silo]

go back to 2014, and tell Kantai Collection to go global

[weary trellis]

you still have event pts right?

[wheat cosmos]

I have access to it

[weary trellis]

they meant English ver

[wheat cosmos]

Ah

[hazy tartan]

Yep but not enough to exchange in the shop for the last 23 tokens tho

I feel like they were more stingy this time around

First time I missed one

[weary trellis]

I didn't grind enough but I can exchange enough for will D porter

I did use the double drop books

[mossy rampart]

1.5K

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-walking-walking-back-virtual-insanity-walking-reversed-walking-reversed-gif-10372581163346915305

[modern yoke]

[mossy rampart]

In all the 1500 I have a single favourite

[nimble dune]

slowmode is enabled?

[inner gust]

Time to lock in for w16

[tough saddle]

slowmode is always enabled

[blissful oxide]

normal

[nimble dune]

man why is it 15 seconds? too long

[blissful oxide]

a maint without slowmode would be too unusual

[blissful oxide]

it's not 30 sec or smt get used to it

[tough saddle]

idk, to stop people spamming essex gifs

[violet panther]

among others

[stiff forum]

Cause maintenance

[hazy tartan]

Wait the 8k event points I used for cleveland meta were more than enough for William d porter then I coulda ripped cleveland from the gacha cuz I had a lots of coins and cubes. Generational throw right there see her in 2 years with the rerun

[stiff forum]

So the history guys don't Raid gen with their shits

[nimble dune]

it's just that 5 seconds seems more reasonable than 15

maybe even 10

[tough saddle]

i got cleve META from clearing the SP stage

and now i have 60K event points to spend after maintenance

[stiff forum]

To maintain the peace

[violet panther]

some gacha general-chat has like permanent 20 secs cooldown

[stiff forum]

Wait 30 sec wtf 💀💀💀

[tough saddle]

at least its not 1min

[nimble dune]

wait really?
BRUH
THAT IS BULLSHIT

[stiff forum]

LMAOO

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

30s slow mode

[nimble dune]

NAH 30 SECONDS IS WAY EXCESSIVE

[violet panther]

be very contentful, each time u gonna type/say

[rose spire]

E

[stiff forum]

Fr can't say just single word anymor

[solid whale]

i sleep thru maint anyway

[rose spire]

Boobs.
15 sec slow mode now

[stiff forum]

ik mods y'all trolling ik @violet panther @nimble dune

[rose spire]

Wow

[nimble dune]

nah, that's fucking bullshit

[stiff forum]

💀

[pure depot]

[tough saddle]

at least its not an hour

[weary trellis]

working on strength during maintenance

[dusk schooner]

@stiff forum@nimble dune you both look oddly stupid today

[mossy rampart]

Lol imagine if it was 5 minutes

[stiff forum]

Lmao

[drowsy dagger]

So I got Lexington 2 at last Minute like Lion and Hakuhou

But don't got WDP like Trafalgar and I404

[rose spire]

EMPRESS

[mossy rampart]

That would be insane

[solid whale]

syanda can you make slowmode an hour for the meme

[stiff forum]

Can I do 5 min? Idk tho I think 1 min is highest

[rose spire]

lol

[dusk schooner]

Wtf is with this cool down again

[nimble dune]

[pure depot]

nah watch this

[violet panther]

[stiff forum]

NO

[rose spire]

Uh oh…..

[hazy tartan]

Was hakuhou the ur we got before Lexington or was there another in between?

[solid whale]

[drowsy dagger]

Lex 2 Event just ended, yeah

[wanton pelican]

Test

[tough saddle]

is this an essex hold my beer moment

[violet panther]

[pure depot]

I mean we do have a completely timeout-free channel to talk in during maintenance

[dusk schooner]

Many salty kids raging in chat for not getting her?

[pure depot]

or more like

6

[nimble dune]

🗿

[violet panther]

[pure depot]

so bitching about the one channel that always gets slowed during maint is peak newgen behaviour

like vro just go to the other channel

[wanton pelican]

free us from the slow mode syanda

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-gif-19085008

[pure depot]

s u f f e r

[waxen slate]

I can't bitch about something if you don't use it

[drowsy dagger]

I don't got William D Porter, but got Lex 2

[tough saddle]

you can buy Porter later

[dusk schooner]

@stiff forum oh right could you download mlbb later I need to use you for an event and as a meat shield if possible

[tough saddle]

if you got enough points to buy 200 tokens to trade for her

[violet panther]

if u grind event normally like 60 times, u gain daily Willy-tokens enough to like up to 160-180 (with designated girls )

[drowsy dagger]

Not enough currency

[tough saddle]

did you farm the dailies?

[dusk schooner]

Oh damn I was too lazy to even play the event

[drowsy dagger]

I just Started 3 hours ago

[tough saddle]

oh well then u boned

[solid whale]

rip

[weary trellis]

I'm free @pure depot

[rose spire]

Dam bro…

[pure depot]

right, back to my chinese grand theft skyrim

[tough saddle]

wait for her to go to the UR exchange pool in a few years lol

[torn aspen]

Bruh

[dusk schooner]

That sounds fun send me the link

[violet panther]

Will Iowa come before Willy rerun or GTA6?

[pure depot]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564740/Where_Winds_Meet/

Steam

Where Winds Meet

Jianghu knows no boundaries: Cross-play available on PS5, PC, and Mobile. Dive into the game for free now! Where Winds Meet is an epic open-world action-adventure RPG rooted in the rich legacy of Wuxia. Set during the turbulent era of tenth-century China, you take on the role of a young sword master, uncovering forgotten truths and the mys…

[dusk schooner]

Ah that one nice

[tough saddle]

Iowa will come out when RAM prices drop again trust

[dusk schooner]

Nah we'll probably have Scammer retrofit before that happens

[keen folio]

6 hours timeout is real.

[dusk schooner]

Oh right @nimble dune since I'm done with that no lion dude for now can I also torture you

[nimble dune]

bad girl

[dusk schooner]

I'll steal your NJ

[nimble dune]

[lapis blade]

[nimble dune]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc5-vergil-dmc5-motivation-chair-gif-25921358

[dusk schooner]

Bet (there's one gif I wish I could send but they'd certainly erase my existence if I sent it)

[unique horizon]

LMFAO WHAT

buddy no
If you fuck with him, you fuck with me

[frigid tendon]

Hi

[nimble dune]

🤝

[dusk schooner]

No why would I fuck with him I'm gonna fuck his wife not him

[pure depot]

leeeeeewd

[unique horizon]

No if you lay one finger on him, I’m coming for you

[dusk schooner]

Like I said I'm going for the no wife not him ;-;

[rose spire]

Nj is hot

[dusk schooner]

Meh I'd say average

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/come-here-shamiko-momo-machikado-mazoku-gif-14895776

[rose spire]

[opaque meteor]

out of everything here this is the only thing i understand

[unique horizon]

:/

[solid whale]

i live

[rose spire]

[solid whale]

and yet i reap what i sow

[rose spire]

[opaque meteor]

i dumped 100 ballots into jav

[dusk schooner]

I'm just stealing everyone's wives these days and turning them into money maker

[stiff forum]

Dc is dying

I saw 4 msges of mine

[unique horizon]

Do that to Sirius and I come after you with a chainsaw

[rose spire]

Give lion dumbass

[dusk schooner]

Eh DC comics is still alive

[nimble dune]

pisscord

[stiff forum]

I said dc not df

[dusk schooner]

Never

You don't deserve big cat

[stiff forum]

Maybe

[rose spire]

Fuck you respectfully tho

[solid whale]

well technically "cat"

[dusk schooner]

No I don't want a maybe I want a definitely

[nova monolith]

That's on you Rena, told you last time that you could've asked help from me, but no

[solid whale]

lion aint a real catgirl

[stiff forum]

peak name

For peak app

[torn aspen]

Main Sea Area 16-4 Drop New Ship
SSR Destroyer Fujinami.

[stiff forum]

[nimble dune]

fr

[stiff forum]

Definately

[nimble dune]

there's also dih's cord

[solid whale]

all lil and no woo make sandy a dull girl

[rose spire]

[stable plank]

who

[solid whale]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8b0852ad4ca168e03cb831ded17bc0a/tumblr_pzjv1mVDmn1uxybkho2_500.gif

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire watch this lion on my screen (I'm on a strict low budget rn so don't mind the trash equipment)

[nova monolith]

Z11 but IJN

[stiff forum]

Dw soon he getting her

[rose spire]

Who gave this mf lion

[stiff forum]

then he don't need to beg

[rose spire]

In 1.5 fucking years🫩

[stiff forum]

[dusk schooner]

Nah I'll curse him

[opaque meteor]

im not them but i'll look at it 👀

[abstract ingot]

time to rush to w16 from w14

[rose spire]

Wow thank you.

[stiff forum]

Lore accurate pfp

Yandere

[mossy rampart]

Just cranked a dub in OG Fortnite

[dusk schooner]

Not just a Lion but 2 in 10 pulls

[torn aspen]

Call name Fujinami

[rose spire]

I hope on the Feb UR you get shafted and get a common instead

[torn aspen]

[dusk schooner]

Hmmm Fujinami + Z11 mixed with cringe early days gaming type of names Z_Fuj1nam1_Z
(I'm bored rn head going numb)

[stiff forum]

Play less MLB

play less cod

[unique horizon]

His wife counts as him btw

[stiff forum]

play less delta force

[dusk schooner]

I got 2 Lexington II in 20 ok pulls

[rose spire]

Lex II was so easy lol cowpens was so much rarer to get somehow

[stiff forum]

Tf why the lights on my office started to flicker

[gleaming galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759614141425385492/1213225695438835762/B23A5409-8C95-4FF3-A526-6AE1D3BB3A44.gif

[rose spire]

I’m haunting you

[dusk schooner]

FNAF music starts playing

[torn aspen]

Wrong incorrect

[rose spire]

Boobs saves lives

[gleaming galleon]

She vibes

[rose spire]

She’s winning this round for a reason lol

[gleaming galleon]

The burg vibes

[verbal narwhal]

She is such a cute

[gleaming galleon]

Vibeburg

[stiff forum]

@verbal narwhal lemme yoink those emojis

[stiff forum]

I don't fear those

[stiff forum]

Mecklenburger

[nimble dune]

yummy

[verbal narwhal]

[dusk schooner]

Wear a stretchy underwear tonight woman cuz I'm gonna ||give you a wedgie||

[stiff forum]

[torn aspen]

Beautiful wing 🪽

[nimble dune]

likewise

[tired crown]

Solid birb

[verbal narwhal]

Nice bewbs

[rose spire]

I need this emoji

[dusk schooner]

Stay out of this NJ's little good boy

[tough saddle]

[nimble dune]

what's with the hostility? too much sand in your vagina?

[torn aspen]

Solid bird

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-i'm-dead-lol-laughing-lmao-gif-7585881974681125832

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-drinking-alcohol-thirsty-gif-27077648

[stiff forum]

Hi birb

[rose spire]

I like birds

[tired crown]

Chirp

[tired crown]

Chirp

[rose spire]

Bird getting drunk

[rose spire]

Chirp

[nimble dune]

chirp

[tired crown]

Chirp chirp

[rose spire]

Chirp chirp chirp

[tired crown]

Chirp chirp chirp peck

[rose spire]

Chirp peck peck chirp

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-robin-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-13434930028784677741

[outer verge]

[dusk schooner]

@unique horizon your question has left me confused gimme a min I'll figure something out

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-robin-hsr-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-13434930028784677741

[rustic sapphire]

Maintenance is on ?

[frank marten]

Yee

[ionic gulch]

Yea

[rose spire]

YEAHHHHH

[ionic gulch]

[dusk schooner]

So when does the milking start I need some milk for cheese on my lasagna

[stiff forum]

Eos happened

[rose spire]

Make me mod and this will never happen trust

[dusk schooner]

Aight imma go play some mlbb but before that

@rose spire here catch

[sour granite]

@rustic sapphire dont post stuff like that with nsfw gesture

[rose spire]

Actually go fuck Yourself😭😭

[nimble dune]

what

[dusk schooner]

Why do it myself when I have a wife to do that to me

[stiff forum]

Hm

[rose spire]

Ion think you should be talking when you have some cheap ass gear like that

[dusk schooner]

Speaking of wife here's one right now

[rose spire]

Lucky mf

[rose spire]

[rustic sapphire]

Ok

[violet panther]

it's Mod;s few-seconds troll-test of brief "6 hours cooldown"

[nimble dune]

🥀

[nimble dune]

shit isn't funny, not gonna lie

[stiff forum]

So uh 6 hours is highest

[rose spire]

Dam

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-gif-19085008

[agile silo]

oh...shit

[rose spire]

[violet panther]

Ye Shunguang is also an Uma

[opaque meteor]

seems about right

unicorn is already an uma trust me

[torn aspen]

Funny

[stiff forum]

Zzz floof

https://tenor.com/view/엽빛나-zzz-ye-shunguang-ye-shunguang-ye-shunguang-zzz-gif-13279729058338383966

[rose spire]

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

[rose spire]

[nimble dune]

10/10

[dusk schooner]

Nice ass ma'am

[rose spire]

Another bleach game coming out?

[dusk schooner]

Aight back to waiting for the long ass matchmaking

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1456301500446806139/20251230_191049.gif

[rose spire]

[nimble dune]

11/10

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-1644030559217035648

[dusk schooner]

Actually wait a min

@stiff forum cosplay that Musashi skin

And only share it to me

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/hms-lion-azur-lane-anime-memes-gif-1870417443096944779

[dusk schooner]

Make @nimble dune pay for it if he wants it

[nimble dune]

i could also pay her not to share it with you

[dusk schooner]

I might have gone nearly bankrupt from the France vacation but I'm quite confident I can out bid you

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183837091851948102/1374602796950622208/lion_rawr_smaller.gif

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[dusk schooner]

Look at him he's just begging to be flexed on

[stiff forum]

Damn chill out you two I was lil share it to everyone

[rose spire]

Quiet.

[dusk schooner]

25 bucks and a piece of candy I got from a bus driver as a compliment for opening the door for an old grandma

[serene elm]

looks really good

[violet panther]

she sure is floofy despite being a honse

[nimble dune]

bad deal

not gonna lie

[nova elm]

There's no slow? Amazing!

[serene elm]

she looks like a unit in AL

[nova elm]

I can yap yap yap

[nimble dune]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[dusk schooner]

Settle down it's the starting price I can raise it but let's see what you have first

[violet panther]

mods already being unusually generous about no slow, so goon respondibly

[stiff forum]

Hm good

[rose spire]

Yeah not like we got hit with a 6 hour before

[torn aspen]

[dusk schooner]

Hmmm yeah I have something better

[violet panther]

despite that happened only for few seconds, yeah

[nova elm]

Can have I have some money speed? My mom is kinda homeless

[serene elm]

now we know the amount of money you have and the last 4 digits of your account

[stiff forum]

Say no more

[nova elm]

NOOOOOOOO

[nimble dune]

not like you can actually do shit with it

[rose spire]

[dusk schooner]

@nimble dune certainly you haven't forgotten about the maid outfit I showed on GFL off topic once

[stiff forum]

Yes

Me neither

[nova elm]

It's probably an American bank like Chase right?

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

Slide $5

[tough saddle]

can I have some money 128GB RAM costs more than a 5090

[nova elm]

We can guess the numbers

[nova elm]

S u c k t o s u c k

[stiff forum]

He throw over money too fast

[serene elm]

prob no idea

[stiff forum]

That's why only 2k dolla

[nimble dune]

nein

[nova elm]

OoooH

[violet panther]

that color patten seems definitely not Wells Fargo

[nova elm]

Speed that's disrespectful, that's someone mome is homeless

[unique horizon]

pola simp in the wild :oo

[nova elm]

Wells Fargo has a functioning app?!

[rose spire]

We doing a full investigation on hyper card rn

[nova elm]

Not in a million years.

[violet panther]

WF is usually red white, and some yellow/gold

[stiff forum]

He should give us 10 Dolla each of us

[rose spire]

Nah $100

[nova elm]

Chase is blue and white

[stiff forum]

Get battlefield 6 with 60 dolla other 40 Dolla is yours good deal

[violet panther]

how about BoA?

[stiff forum]

[violet panther]

red blue white?

[rose spire]

Hmmm…OKK

[unique horizon]

I use BoE

[violet panther]

isee

[nova elm]

Ooo

[unique horizon]

benk ouf englond

[nova elm]

Never seen American

[stiff forum]

Englond

[nova elm]

But Citi is also a contender for blue

[violet panther]

it's long time , since i was in college in San francisco, back then there's no (functional) phone app, i used Wells Fargo

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-vergil-gif-11621738758750747487

[stiff forum]

When was it

[violet panther]

2019

[nova elm]

Watch as it turns out to be a shit bank like Arvest or something

[rose spire]

You seem rich gib money

[nova elm]

Am vewwy pwooor

[violet panther]

although there was WF app, like a red back ground with gold letter iirc

[nova elm]

Am jwust an employeeeee

[rose spire]

Me too…

[nova elm]

Minimum waaageee

[rose spire]

Idc gib money

[stiff forum]

Go beg to lion

[rose spire]

Fuck you

[nimble dune]

i only give to those who deserve it

[stiff forum]

Peak mentality

[rose spire]

Devs should lowkey sign me up for a challenge and if I win I get to choose an ur I want

[nimble dune]

fr

[rose spire]

Please devs Ty

[violet panther]

Devs will definitely pick any UR but Iron blood for you

[stiff forum]

What if they say no

[violet panther]

[stiff forum]

That's still win

[rose spire]

I actually dgaf about iron blood rn all I want is lion

[violet panther]

for us , yes

[rose spire]

I mean I’ll take Fritz ig

[nimble dune]

BF6 is 70 bucks, but yeah

[rose spire]

Uhhhh sued!

[violet panther]

ultimate hilarity if it's Chinese UR BB

[tough saddle]

i have a few copies of Lion

[violet panther]

Sun Yat Sen

[rose spire]

Yoooooo for me right?

[tired crown]

Lion sama

[rose spire]

Lion my goat

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fritz-rumey-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-gif-15525427488638206650

[nimble dune]

oh wait, it's on sale right now

[rose spire]

Holy please no

[rose spire]

Cool sword

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/fritz-rumey-azur-lane-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-rumey-gif-12441192175432685377

[tough saddle]

not much of a sale if you ask me

[stiff forum]

80 dollars for what

[rose spire]

Nice boobs

[nimble dune]

idk

[stiff forum]

It won't get sale wait 1 or more year

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-sleeping-seseren-cute-gif-17729556

[violet panther]

i think Fritz is like Tier 1 or 0 in booba list, just below Taihou?

[stiff forum]

Her hips are bigger

Then her tho

[rose spire]

I DOTN don’t at the list I make my own speculation

[stiff forum]

Only the gun skin caught my attention

[violet panther]

[nimble dune]

i don't even play BF6

lol

PvP isn't good for my mental health

[stiff forum]

Other those are kinda mid

[rose spire]

I just play Elden ring tbh

[violet panther]

i play NMS

[nimble dune]

i play cyberpunk

[violet panther]

[stiff forum]

What nms

[violet panther]

No Man Sky

space sandbox

[nova elm]

You sure? Covert that to dollars

[stiff forum]

very preem of you choom

[rose spire]

Oh…well let’s make the most of it

[stiff forum]

Oh yea nice one

[nimble dune]

it's very nova, choom

forking over the eddies was well worth it

[rustic sapphire]

I paid 100€ for this

[stiff forum]

Hell ya choom

[rose spire]

King of the seas

[stiff forum]

Shut

[rose spire]

Fuck you

[nimble dune]

lmao

[nova elm]

Vi vs bismarck

Two iron blood dummies fighting each other

[rose spire]

Oh yeah you’re done for

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-wash-washing-machine-screaming-gif-2988230697739988192

[stiff forum]

I'd win

[nova elm]

I'm not Essex

[rose spire]

Fuhhhhhhh

Just die

[rose spire]

No.

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-id-win-gojo-satoru-clownjo-clown-gif-16116436106454630042

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/kaido-one-piece-funny-funny-kaido-surprise-gif-1512050258793141513

[nova elm]

Anzeel is already dead

[stiff forum]

Accurate crew vs inaccurate crew

[violet panther]

in our timeline

[stiff forum]

[nimble dune]

i'd be a gonk if i never klepped myself a copy

[rose spire]

Anzeel and his creations get smoked by me😭

Bismarck in motion

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

King of the ocean

[stiff forum]

No

[nova elm]

Fat of the ocean

[rose spire]

You shouldn’t get a right to talk ngl

[nova elm]

Actually eugen is kinda fat too

[violet panther]

unless it's Barent Sea

[stiff forum]

That what I need to say to you

[ionic gulch]

Uh

[rose spire]

Don’t make me go hate. sirens now yeah?

[nova elm]

Papa regianno

[nova elm]

Okay fine geez

[violet panther]

vice versa if Soyuz going down to equator

[rose spire]

Heh

[rose spire]

Good

[nova elm]

As long as you don't do OpSi I'll support u

[rose spire]

Ty ty

[ionic gulch]

Must been the wind

[nimble dune]

wind've been the must

[violet panther]

March won't , but Evernight will

[nova elm]

Wind has blowned

[violet panther]

Wind has met

[rose spire]

Where the winds meet

[violet panther]

it's where meet

[nova elm]

Guys

How to play the Siren Tamagochi gamemode?

[rose spire]

What

A siren gamemode?

[nova elm]

Raising TB as your child

Yes

[rose spire]

Do you kill sirens?

[nova elm]

No

[rose spire]

Don’t do it

[violet panther]

depedn on which daughter u r going for first

[rose spire]

Oh I’m not taking care of some random child I don’t know

[nova elm]

Just gimme them all

I'll figure things out

[stiff forum]

It wasn't the wind

[violet panther]

good luck not raise her to become a NEET or office-slave first time

[nova elm]

That's why i need the tutorial Winky dink

[rose spire]

Woah….

[violet panther]

there should be ample document on how to raise now ehhh

[nova elm]

Gimme the magic excel sheet

[ionic gulch]

[rose spire]

[silver lava]

[violet panther]

TB : the nerd, the thicc, and the sassy , for example

[rose spire]

Why does this gamemode even exist

[nova elm]

For me.

[violet panther]

to test how terrible your fatherhood-trial can be

[rose spire]

Ohhhh

[nova elm]

I play a lot of tamagochi back in my day

thank you for understanding

[rose spire]

Passingboy…

[silver lava]

The children yearn for the mines

[rose spire]

But like seriously what does this gamemode even do that helps you

[nova elm]

That's the magic of it

[violet panther]

nothing

[silver lava]

I played some frost punk so i sort of get you

[nova elm]

N O T H I N G

[violet panther]

except, said TB on "size" and "costume" in secretary page

[rose spire]

So I’m raising some fuckass child I didn’t ask for that’s not human for nothing?

[nova elm]

See, tamagochi is fun.
Extremely fun if the citizen your town keep fucking dying because the giant ass heater in the town dies.

[nova elm]

Yes

[rose spire]

Where did she even come from

[violet panther]

in lore, SKK asks for

[nova elm]

kidnapping

[rose spire]

I’m being deadass too btw

[nova elm]

Yeah, so we just politely kidnapped her

[silver lava]

Woooo child labor because everyone died in a gas explosion and half the housing burn to the ground

[violet panther]

SKK ask Akashi to create a child-raising simulation for TB for ai.learning on human social, educational, and physical growth

[nova elm]

Woooo you dont enough Wood? Let the children collect the Wood!

[rose spire]

Ohhhh did that observer give her over?

[nova elm]

No Akashi kidnapped her

[rose spire]

Why would he need this🫩

[violet panther]

Akashi copied TB form alledgely from Observer Zero

[rose spire]

Akagi doing wtv ig

[rose spire]

Ohhh

[nova elm]

Little Enterprise
Little Belfast
Little Formidable
Little Renown
Litte FdG

[rose spire]

So basically I kidnapped tb against her own will and now she’s working for me without asking her

I’m a great fucking guy

Yeah sirens are better than this btw

[rose spire]

Ngl fdg being little really doesn’t make sense

[silver lava]

Ok, I don’t much like the non historical ships but Little Prinz is adorable

[nova elm]

Fr

[violet panther]

in simulation , comes the most accurate "community status" icon ever

[nova elm]

Actually good Eugen

[silver lava]

[nova elm]

Hey look! That's me!

[silver lava]

Bro eugen was like my go to to get through the first 12 chapters now it’s like throwing a snowball at a brick wall

[nova elm]

• she doesn't even have unique augment too

Yup. Totally. Doesn't. Exist.

[silver lava]

I have literally no other CA trained more than 110 because I’m a fucking dumbass 💔

[nova elm]

Who tf even invest in CA 💔

My highest CA is 85 💔

Or something

Idk forgot

[silver lava]

Kreigsmarine fans

Or Baltimore cruiser fans

Man, I love Anchorage’s design but I cannot stand her referring to herself in the third person

[nova elm]

She's just a kid-

Oh yeah little ancho exist too

[silver lava]

Little ancho

It was cool seeing Alaska in this last event though!

Wish Anchorage was that pretty irl but yk yk

[violet panther]

Anchorage irl...ain't that ugly eitherr

[silver lava]

More pretty than the city itself!

[violet panther]

still less remote than Alaska-state-capital Juneau

[silver lava]

Bro Juneau doesn’t have a single road to it

You have to boat in or fly in

[violet panther]

yep

[silver lava]

I was actually born there

If you ever go, make sure to go stop by the USS Juneau memorial. It’s just a small series of plaques by the crewship docks but it’s a nice spot.

[violet panther]

Uh...sry..for Intrusion -quicky shut the door-

[lavish oracle]

damn the next academic year really gonna be 2026-7

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

[silver lava]

Too old for this

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-hsr-gif-10798410603094276698

[violet panther]

so she passed out from "Student Loan Form"

[serene elm]

yes

[silver lava]

“Compound interest..?” Litterly dies

[lavish oracle]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[silver lava]

College sounds scary man

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[nova elm]

Me?

[violet panther]

for once a guy named Bagzz here, college was "safer" choice than what he is now

[nova elm]

Before this event I didn't even know the Constellation base in Alaska

I thought It was Seattle or something

[silver lava]

Everything is in Seattle irl

[frank marten]

Wha

[silver lava]

We don’t really get warships up here for the most part other than CG

[lavish oracle]

damn

[lavish oracle]

lowkey could go for a big tiddy horny nun rn

[blissful oxide]

ohh

[silver lava]

Best of luck to you?

[worthy dawn]

I'm anchoring it right now

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[opaque meteor]

[worthy dawn]

fact chcked by real CL enjoyers

[violet panther]

she's a modified Baltimore-class with :

• • 1 turret aft, to a total of 12 guns on 4 turrets
• lower stern deck for rear-most gun arc
• has torps

[worthy dawn]

also amidships aviation

[nova elm]

Godbless Helena
Godbless Scylla
Godbless Sandy

Godbless Aurora

[lavish oracle]

dang

[violet panther]

which is ofc, lower her AA than the Balti, theorically

[worthy dawn]

just put more AA mounts astern Yepge

AAss

[violet panther]

a penultimate design study on maximum firepower of Baltimore, before advent of auto-loading 203mm guns on Des Moines

~~arguably , the AA layouts deliberately decreased, due to advent of Proximity-fuzed shells ~~

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-gif-11309393603239543158

[simple grotto]

hello guys

[sharp swan]

CLs are the best

They mow through aircraft

[worthy dawn]

croozer always and forever

[rustic sapphire]

Nugget on nugget

[frank marten]

[lavish oracle]

why does england speak american?

instead of english

[violet panther]

[worthy dawn]

they're very uncreative

so they just took an existing language and spoke it with funny accents

it's like how so-called "russians" just speak bulgarian with funny accents

[violet panther]

or is it because "american accent" is faster?

[nova elm]

Are you stopied? Thats clearly to keep the watermelon from turning into a soup

[violet panther]

he's keeping watermelon from Miyabi

[umbral stone]

if it works it aint stupid

kinda like that scenario

[frank marten]

Stupid

[silver lava]

Ikr?

You know I can speak Canadian so I’m bilingual

[nova elm]

Make your own language fr

[signal delta]

Well the map drop still stick at SSR

https://fxtwitter.com/Ratto7R/status/2009145766271742428

らっと@アズレン (@Ratto7R)

メイン海域 16-4ドロップ 新艦
︀︀SSR駆逐艦 藤波
︀︀#アズールレーン
︀︀#AzurLane

**💬 6 🔁 100 ❤️ 308 👁️ 8.8K **

FxTwitter · Jan 8, 2026, 6:10 AM

[nova elm]

Amerish or something

[umbral stone]

isnt canadian language called being nice and maple syrup

[violet panther]

....

[frank marten]

...hmm

[silver lava]

Until anyone speaks German

[umbral stone]

nein

[nova elm]

trust me after 1000 runs a hidden UR Will pop

[signal delta]

Bro, isn't Canada is the reason why we have war crime thingy

[umbral stone]

that's news to me

[silver lava]

They loved their war crimes in WW1

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[frank marten]

Dumbsex

[umbral stone]

canadians hiding their actual ploy all along

le gasp

[nova elm]

Throwing potatoes right before throwing grenade is a chad move

[violet panther]

[silver lava]

Only part of the British line in 1914 to not do the winter truce too I believe

[nova elm]

Watch as they will burn the white house again

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-laughing-emoji-animated-laugh-gif-27394849

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

[frank marten]

[silver lava]

Welp, guess we’ll kidnap Justin Trudeau

[rustic sapphire]

Brat

[umbral stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282845931082879067/1389077056914067476/icon_3.gif

[frank marten]

More brat is gud

[silver lava]

Who even is the prime minister of Canada?

[rustic sapphire]

True

[nova elm]

Wait Justin Trudeau's not the PM anymore

Last election it was labour

Someone

Mark Carney

Iirc

[silver lava]

Never heard of him honestly

[nova elm]

Good, because Canada being more popular than the US means a disaster is coming

[serene elm]

I'm now forced to farm br

[nova elm]

Beer Root?

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sheffield-bache-azur-lane-bang-hms-sheffield-gif-20122147

what a bache deserves

[violet panther]

here comes japanese bache?

[silver lava]

We’ll leave them to their seal clubbing for now. They deserve it after our presidents shit talking

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-sleeping-seseren-cute-gif-17729556

[nova elm]

You killed and destroyed the entire population of 9 Bache lover in existence. Hopefully you're proud.

[silver lava]

Sheffield my beloved

[signal delta]

You like her?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/lingsha-honkai-star-rail-hsr-lingsha-hsr-lingsha-chibi-gif-12057037156442377249

[umbral stone]

how many did i eliminate since ALO's creation

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Stop kissing the trashcan monster-

[umbral stone]

i already forgot

[umbral stone]

[violet panther]

there's more way to yeet Bache

[nova elm]

This makes it a whopping 579.

[umbral stone]

gonna need more

[nova elm]

Algerie

YAAAY

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

aww

:[

[umbral stone]

[frank marten]

Hey

It me

[nova elm]

Fat

[frank marten]

Change your mind now

[violet panther]

love at first salvo

[oblique dove]

[nova monolith]

Big

[nova elm]

Yes i change my mind

Glory to the Royals

[frank marten]

Ply is wife ply is life

[nova elm]

Yes yes i agree

[rose spire]

I love boobs

[ember spindle]

many are saying this

[rose spire]

I’m still gonna say it no matter how many people say it

[silver lava]

Is that Long Island melting?

[nova elm]

Wait i think Natoki posted this earlier

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-hsr-honkai-soundoriented-nod'-gif-4379169228365192361

[rose spire]

I did not mean to send the nom sticker

[nova elm]

Blame Natoki

[rose spire]

delete this cursed thing rn

[frank marten]

[silver lava]

[signal delta]

My god , someone already at 16-3

https://fxtwitter.com/reikurozuki/status/2009185237662843179

黒月零 (@reikurozuki)

16-3红海自律全清完成

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FxTwitter · Jan 8, 2026, 8:47 AM

[frank marten]

Honestly

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-bongo-azur-lane-bongo-atago-gif-20439094

[frank marten]

Look good

[nova elm]

Mmmm

[rose spire]

Someone take passingboy image perms away

[nova elm]

WHAT THE HELL

[signal delta]

[umbral stone]

[silver lava]

Someone scuttle her it shouldn’t look that good

[umbral stone]

OMG SANDY?

[nova elm]

You cant unatago the sandy batman.

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-3d5-azur-lane-gif-13815078

[hollow ivy]

my yostar account is connected to the wrong AL account, how likely is it that my actual account still exists?

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-san-diego-sandy-gif-25215030

[nova elm]

Yes, blame Natoki

[rose spire]

Please stop I beg of you

[hollow ivy]

i havent played the game in years

[rose spire]

This me btw

[nova elm]

Iirc it gets nuked after 3 years but you can get it back

[hollow ivy]

oof

[serene elm]

she looks peak

[hollow ivy]

ill try to contact customer support then

[nova elm]

Idk how, i gave up upon my first acc anw

[nova elm]

Goodluck Boris

[hollow ivy]

thanks

[silver lava]

Gl!

[nova elm]

Sooo next question

[oak sierra]

lvl cap update??

[nova elm]

When Anson?

[hollow ivy]

would be a shame to lose that account anyways, spent a bit too much money on it for it to just disappear 😔

[nova elm]

No.

[violet panther]

since u already accuse me of that...

[idle pier]

San Atago

[oak sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/whhyyyy-vanish-vanish-emoji-emoji-vanish-whhhyyyy-gif-10057259719602444514

[nova elm]

YIPPPEEEY!!!!

[viscid ledge]

Catgirl Sandy when

[frank marten]

Ans who-

[blissful oxide]

I see dori

def not

[nova elm]

Two horseman of it doesnt exist. Funny Anson and

[nova elm]

You know what? I prefer this.

[blissful oxide]

san laffey

[viscid ledge]

Cursed Laffey

[silver lava]

would love to have Anson make fun of Tirpitz

[violet panther]

San Flattedgo

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

[silver lava]

Vehicular hamburger helper

[violet panther]

she got Formi-rolled

[idle pier]

Musandysashi where

[silver lava]

Laffey was was drunk driving again

[nova elm]

this is peak...

[umbral stone]

WATASHI WA NUMBAH WAN

[silver lava]

Not forklift certified

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-san-diego-meme-sandy-hey-hey-gif-25214992

[rose spire]

Bro please stop sending shipgirls taken over by the San Diego curse

[violet panther]

Essex does

[nova elm]

HAYASANDY!!

[umbral stone]

bringing back the oldies

[silver lava]

Essex is forklift certified??

[violet panther]

yes

[silver lava]

Poor hipper

[torn aspen]

Updated Content
・Main Story Chapter 16 Added
  Obtainable: Destroyer "Fujinami"!
・Added 2 types of dedicated special equipment
・Implemented character story and ship chat for "Vittorio Veneto"```

[nova elm]

I want her to be playable fr fr

[silver lava]

Having a luck demon as your younger sister

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

WAIT IT ENDED NOW?!

[rose spire]

I’m guessing jp/cn servers?

[nova elm]

HUH?!

[devout bough]

i'm gonna start Expedition 33

while waiting for maintenance

[rose spire]

Bro bout to play peak.

[frank marten]

Who could this little be

[rose spire]

Bisko spotted

Btw

[nova elm]

Clair Obsucc

[umbral stone]

i like to order your juicy fat burgers maam with large fries and large soda

[sly briar]

Tadaaa

[torn aspen]

JP Server

[torn aspen]

yep

[sly briar]

Who is that lady on the background

[nova elm]

:[ you scammed me! How dare you!

[rose spire]

She’s getting it ready expect a 2 hour wait

[umbral stone]

dont dare the ayayayaayayayayaayayaayayaya

[nova elm]

Next April fools please turn all the girls into Sandy

[umbral stone]

[violet panther]

is that Bis and Ganyu plushie?

[nova elm]

I want to see Sandy Lion

[devout bough]

playing with French dub for the definitive experience

[silver lava]

Oh gosh

[umbral stone]

too late

[nova elm]

Sorry I don't speak baguette

[torn aspen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/684365249960345643/1050615468043542538/b82fe35f30e5baff3cbeb42b49a24a5ba4a735de_raw.gif

[umbral stone]

debuff

[violet panther]

unless Anson will return on April Fools

[nova elm]

ow

[umbral stone]

i mean honhonhon

[rose spire]

English

[devout bough]

anglais

[nova elm]

My head is hollow-

[tired crown]

And the winner of this spelling bee is….
Expedition 33!

[rose spire]

I’m so glad I don’t talk English

[umbral stone]

so how do u spell it

[royal tundra]

Anson returns with rerun

[nova elm]

Ah London. Always so shit.

[rose spire]

This is peak this is why I live

[sly briar]

Xd look at her size

[azure tangle]

No slowmode on maint?! Woah

What a blessing

[devout bough]

omg!!!!! Belfast!!!!!!

[torn aspen]

3 hours left soon!

[violet panther]

so it really is Santa Ganyu

[nova elm]

Only saving grace is the Belfast

[sly briar]

Yep din din din

[devout bough]

i love Belfast so much!!!!!!!!

[nova elm]

....? It's in 3 hours?

[azure tangle]

6 hour maint!!! (clueless)

[nova elm]

Okay gotta speed run my war thunder

[rose spire]

We all love Belfast❤️

[devout bough]

say hi to her for me!!!

[sly briar]

Im visiting London for yhe week and I wanted to give our girl a visit

[devout bough]

tell her Pig says hi!

[torn aspen]

No the update download soon!

[nova elm]

SANDY SANDY SANDY
ANSON ANSON ANSON
SANSON SANSON SANSON

[sly briar]

Yeah Xd dont worrh

[nova elm]

YaaY

[sly briar]

Im tempted to go inside again

[torn aspen]

EN 3 hours must wait for the update..

[silver lava]

Good on you, enjoy your trip!

[devout bough]

i wish to be inside Belfast

[nova elm]

Those emoted the trashcan emoji please be advised. I am in your walls

[devout bough]

[hearty salmon]

Ahhhh Subarashi

[violet panther]

how much ticket for Bel interior tour?

[rose spire]

$69 and sold out💔💔

[nova elm]

HEY ITS GAMER! SPAM HIM WITH CURSED IMAGES!

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[devout bough]

free if you're her master

[violet panther]

[torn aspen]

is nice XD

[nova elm]

Drip.

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-touhou-guya-peep-door-gif-26458788

[hearty salmon]

Try me bitch

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[hearty salmon]

[nova elm]

Who dat

[violet panther]

Liverpool

[rose spire]

Well uh…

[nova elm]

Okay I know you like boobs, Soo

[devout bough]

cute

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-takagi-san-teasing-master-takagi-san-karakai-jouzu-no-takagi-san-cowgirl-gif-24417949

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-dorothy-goddess-lick-gif-9416492385680279075

[devout bough]

i like Manchester and Liverpool

[rose spire]

I want Atago not this person

[nova elm]

ow

[sly briar]

16£ i think and if you are a member of the imperial warmuseum free

[nova elm]

That's a living being with real emotions.

[nova elm]

How to join the IWM?

[rose spire]

I don’t give a shit give me Atago

[nova elm]

Shit fine

I'll go into my folders

[rose spire]

Good