#al-general
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doro gifs
star wars EU had trouble with writers trying to one up each other, the disney stuff has the problem of just copying older star wars stories and calling it original
Let's go first message i see is about Enterprise
i sure hope Blanterprise doesn't make it top 3
yes
well expanding on a cult we knew they existed tbh
Brrrrooooooooo they set up that plot point 2 FUCKING YEARS AGO

yeah well
but, i still rock with star wars
despite all the bs
@opaque meteor sir I for you
I meant Hammering’s head
but like my man it's christmas / new year, bad timing for that event, I don't feel like playing that shit
skip skip
i'm not that petty like a lot "fans"
Nice seeing you again
I got you homie
I have no interest in paying for a worse version of a story I have already experienced, so no more star wars for me
DOKTOR?!?!?!!?
for me, i never really delved into the EU
like not extensively
Borger
like i've read through wiki articles and did some looking through lore videos and other things
it's not even just the EU, they copied the actual movies and managed to fuck that up as well
"guys what's the gooniest lobby in the game"
save that Manjuu, bro is hanging onto dear life-
i mean, sure the sequel trilogy was bad
but i will give credit to the costume design
THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE HAMANNBURGER PROPAGANDA
so if I’m getting this right, Gacha game lore tends to completely fall off the rails by year 5?
because I’m hearing Nikke’s lore is so fragmented it makes my hard drive seem more stable than its lore
double double with no lettuce and no sauce
buns ketchup pickle cheese
you don't need the sauce, but you NEED the lettuce
you don't know me and neither I know you
a double double isn't complete without the lettuce and grilled onions
I didn’t know you
if you want to have a coherent story in the long term, you have to plan that shit well in advance and there's not much reason to plan for a time when your game will probably be dead anyway so they don't
Doctor, please continue the Nearl bloodline
That's what I'm saying, me neither
I was just surprised at your striking cosplay
Nope, I’m in Azur Lane
you can make a story coherent and without 100% planning it
like that was so fucking peak
Absolutely
gacha games lasting years plural is the exception, not the rule
it can be a mix of a planned out basics
@lime cloak
it was just a gut instinct to write the message
because it was so good
I thought you were the actual doktor
the structure is the only thing that really needs to be fully planned in advanced
as well as making sure the filling is coherent and not contradictory
but other than that, you can fuck around with everything else
I just realized that in the writing for my VN for Enterprise, I’ve been using AL lore to drive a bit of the story, and god, I basically need to rewrite half of the lore to make the story sense.
And I thought the programming spaghetti that would make YanDev blush was gonna be the most of my problems
I just try but I can’t breathe
with AL, you can only really take tidbits
and the rest you'll have to make up
a la star wars EU
what are you referencing
spaghetti code needs to be fixed first, it will only get worse
What about pizza code?
Nope
is the pizza OOP? in that case it's fine, if possibly a bit redundant depending on use case
yeah, i think the stupid writers trying to one up each other contributed to the wackass quasi-aryan boba fett clones in the old EU
No

??? damn, guess I'm just stupid
like Fenn Shysa
like he just looks like some dude larping as boba fett
What animal is guam
guam doesn't have an animal motif
I'll take the picture.
guam is just a blonde bimbo
the good news is that RenPy is easy to fix and code check. It’s basically baby’s first Python
its the actual writing of ad-hoc lore. Like I’m making the son of John Archer (supposedly the what the Commander is based off in game according to lore) Ryan Archer the commander and “childhood friends” with Enterprise.
I swear shits getting fucky and the weight of butt-fumbling the ball like the NY Jets is weighing on me
Shikikan:
JIGGLE PHYSICS?!!!?!
Who like Swedish pizza?
i don't think those are supposed to be ears

just
No
Wut?
Oh Enterprise

What in the zenless

pfff whats zenless. hoyogames i guess 🤣

Long
Yoink
GEMS
What the fuck.
guys i see the appeal in alsace now, i thought she was mid till i read her secretary quest
got some oil

Enty, that is…not oil
Hmm

I see french woman appeal but not alsace
...
What the jiggle
Baguette plane
Who tuned it up 500%
better than stiff rocks xD
tomgirl femboys in maid dresses touching each other
What

Appropriately or inappropriately
both

hmm
i'm gonna touch you
Too quiet
Nein
guess you like it then
Quiet chatting
hmm
pineapple pizza is fine
Everyone has sleep
Imagine if Azur Lane
added in the most fucked up mechanic ever
that every additional B200+Lv125
your main ship (first oathed) gets 5% buff
and it stacks
forever

gouden lowkey looks nerfed in her new skin
Retiring oathed shipfus to refund the ring

So there can be B999 and lv999 too
As you say
boobs look more flat when lying on back
tell me you haven't been with a woman
without telling me you haven't been with a woman
Cuz they're more spread than plump that way
hmm
Most of the people playing the game don't have one
I meant more the second version but nvm
Mi hermano en la cabra negra, this is the Azur Lane server. What did you expect?
Too late brother
eyes are enough to know stuff like this, no ? 🤣

eh no need, refunding the rings themself would be nice tho
they never seen a real woman's boobs spread then
or they just didn't simulate it
instead of resorting to insults
or have an idea of that in their head
in times of the internet....oh well xD
Erm
It's literally just pot calling the kettle black at this point
Fights are more fun tho D:
must add more silicone
who u talking to
Ya, go tell the mods that inciting fights in chat is a great thing
color or the other one

huh?
And still it won't spread naturally CUZ ITS FUCKING SILICONE
what fight bro?
lmaooo
Why always the mods bro, everything is allowed unless the mods appear
ppl say leeuw boobs not as big as base
someone just straight up say "haha lmao ur a virgin" as reply
Hmm
The intent is clear
back in my day
also who was it here that said Hawaii wasnt op
I do fight
tell mods that
"tell me you haven't been with a woman without telling you haven't been with a woman" - Turquoise, 2026
slowest boat ever, it has barely moved since the americans got it
again the mods
can you stop bringing up the mods
even if you've been with a woman, you'll never comprehend it because the size difference between leeuw and the average woman is like insane
why
are u scared of the
MODS?
gravity moment
Hmm
no like saying shit to them isn't going to matter
I prefer not using Mods, but some really make the game better......
why does it not matter, do you want it to matter?
careful now
I am not afraid of the mods, I'm just disappointed in the fact that you have to bring up mods to make an argument
It's not an argument
No cheats
What mods 
It's a reminder that this is an official discord server
diplomacy
yes we all know about that
we all do at some point
mods stopped showing up anyways
only appear every few hours for a brief few min anyways
wdym misbehave
Its just that bad
this is a server that allows bad words and shit
and it's not that bad right now

This
like I can say @rain valley FUCK YOU BITCH
lets collectively ignore this guy for now
and it will be allowed
Hmm
hmm
I can also post cowpens unlocking picture with "well FUCK YOU" to people not having cowpens and still get away with it
I want USS Nebraska to do unspeakable things to my private areas
I already have guy on ignore anyways
flexing about breaking rules, but then scared of mods 
👍 appreciate it
breaking rules?
this isn't even rule breaking
Good question
and we aren't scared, we are just disappointed that you can't make an arguement by yourself and you just have to bring up MODS to make one
Rule breaking?
Leaving wet foot prints from melted snow in chat

Hi Pin
why do I suspect none of you have had to function in society without your parents to mind you?
now trying to pretend he didn't just make the claims that "MODS ARE NOT AROUND, WE CAN POST WHATEVER WE WANT"
hes just lying clothing there is no rules being broken
CLOTHING hru
God forbid we joke
or just say some shit and never do it
Doing okay
nice
You hate Willy i think that’s reason to ban.
well
if this is rule breaking then everyone here is a criminial
I don't care if I get banned
like fuck off and go do something else with ur day
criminial
If you your mind can't comprehend the difference between me talking about someone talking about how we can break rules vs someone actually breaking rules, the fault lies with you
lesbian birds
there are about 13 hours left, can i get 23 more blueprints for f6f if i farm nonstop? 

ur making it a issue?
I mean this kinda feels like a nothing burger
you should see how the admin doesn't even bat an eye on your messages
like its NOT a issue
Perhaps
exactly
@stark fox thoughts, clothing?
What's there to matter rn?
how many fleets have you got?
I’d have to read the full convo
Once again, are you scared because I said you should behave instead of causing trouble
i could say 6, i can stretch it to 8

Anyway, party dresses
not a single one of us isn't even scared of getting banned
if you have the oil, that should be fine
like god we have better stuff to do in life
the thing is basically about golden's boobs, and @rain valley said something like tell me u havent been with a girl without saying u havent been a girl and it went down ye
than chatting in a discord server
if you're not scared of getting banned then why are you worried about the term "mod"
so why even bother
in what way was he worried
mb for asking the question
there are about 30k lefts i think including on the storage
He specified it in comments multiple times
@rain valley bitch stop lurking.
only heat can lurk
GET OUT BITCH
im not worried, you just can't make a good arguement without "mod"
it seems this has escalated
You need maids at a party too
dude didn't understand that boobs typically look more flat when a woman's lying down
this is true
I'm still here lol
just not contributing much
I have no boobs to speak of but even I can say
I gotta sleep now, I will wake up being banned so peace (or not being banned idk)
She’s got a gun

for the record I meant the second one
gn
for the record
who cares
sweet dreams
important distinction ye
woahhhh
you're still wrong
and my point still stands
anyways post mommy
Hmm
the one where she’s sitting upright yknow
not lying down

I’m too short
and when she's not lying down
she looks just as hella stacked as always
moooo?
Mom, I didn’t drink milk again
Moo

highkey looks similar icl
just imo
what are you even arguing at this point??
mmmmmm
Ok what just happened
Hmm
and your opinion has been stated, found to be dumb, and has been suitably dunked on
moving on
CowLane
🥛
why are you so pressed
The only argument worth having is how many Boises you should oath
(The answer is all of them)
hmm
because you keep replying to me?

only 2 cows i know of 😮

Kashino, Cowpens, and Kronshtadt (shhhh she's undercover no one say she isn't)
kron? nah thats just 1 skin (nopt l2d sadly )
Nah she cow now
she is cow
maintain the cover
still better than the other one
Kron's skin seems like she's been brainwashed into being a cow or something 
@rain valley
the danger of being a spy or something
enjoy the two cows playing in the field
happy cows
what
how can she fix me when she can't even fix herself
30mm deck armor ass
Second what Type of warship was that Woman
indeed ass
Imagine her bending over
even in wows she sucks ass when hit by bombers and for what I saw in war thunder she gets fucked real hard
nah I did pretty well in her in wows
Kinda fun playing USS South Carolina
tbh anyone does in wows but she gets full pens
I want HMS Sheffield to touch me inappropriately
I would say Eugen suffers the most against British ones as those are normally bad for pen but they do lots of fires add to that the fact that 95% of the bombs on Eugen will actually pen
4 fires single bomb salvo
Sir do you play football

Since I got you gift
did test that, ships with low armor on the deck will get more fires from British bombers
We need De soto ship

no paddle steamers allowed sorry
the fact that Italy can get a sailing ship as a standard faction unit is really funny
Too bad the lady is....
French...
the Great Lakes trainers would be kinda cool tho

The US does also have a ship like that we can deploy if need be
not allowed sorry
The one ship that is the closest to killing the American president during WW2
Kinda want a Game this time we play as Planes in WW2 and Cold war..better if they were women
but she gets UR status
And breedable
LOVE THE REFERENCE
It's a meme decision
Every single history book and channel literally says Willy D is like the worst of the fletchers categorically due to the service term
But willy D gets UR
Vespucci was a training ship, what I don't know is if she had any sort of armament at any point
man, if johnson gets Rare/ Elite I would be pissed 
put both together and you get johnston and willy d
just need 1 more
Johnston should've gotten UR
she does have the sections to put cannons
is there USS Dick?
yes
oh well

Willy getting the UR for the memes is kinda perfect tho
no PIT those are just scuttles
Gm nerds
true
RADOM MILITARY GUY
she does have section for guns
megukazinsky
Tallinn
LHD-6 Bonhomme Richard was called Bonnie Dick
now I need to know how much is that in mm
57 okay
support ship, buffs speed

jk, she buffs aura
we put all 3 together
full team of dicks
Omagaaaaa
who are you missing?
Vote for Blucher
after today's daily 3
I have 594k coins
2751 cubes
lots of faith
and 69 pulls in
if not u die
nut
@radiant cipher I think I might actually have a sub I want to play in WoWs 
start gambling
I hope
I did test pulls in other gachas
and I got Surcouf today
and a new SP card in D4DJ
sooo it's a normal not awful rng day
I'll just grab my lucky coins and hope for the best

Coolest sub ever
BLUCHER MENTION 
I made a snow today
I like the position perfect for blucher
come on Lex
Vote for blucher guys
hmmmm let's do a 10 while I'm still decent in resources
This is adorable
keep going nut
nada
back to single pulls
dont stop
hmm
another cowpens
annnd we're down to 2699
cube count?
yep
oh that's still plenty
how many times have u hit pity
yeah fair but still if I pity I'll cry 
1
hmm?
and u have 2699 cubes Jesus
KEEP GOING NUT
may be 2400 if Lex plays tough 
how many years of saving is that 😭
100 pulls in still nada
hmmmm
soon to be 5 
respect
keep going
DAMN IT 10 MINUTES TOO MUCH TO BE HER
u r not allowed to stop
who is this
pookie
oh it's Joffu 
food sound and nut in the same chat
hey im new to the game, just started yesterday. is there a good guide people would recommend? and also i may have foolishly pulled in the limited build pool, but i hit lexington II. is she any good?
IT'S A HELL OF KENT AND PORTLAND
annd that's Percy
ykw I'm doing another 10 idc anymore
you do 10s until u get
annnd now going down to 490k coins
unless u porr
Lexington II? Shes a grear cv to have against light armor, but you'll need resources to limit break her before shes good. Shes sort of expensive for a new player.
And yes theres a guide. I dont have the link tho
Acquila
Imma find it
I think this is the one?
Contains guides about the mobile game Azur Lane! Developed by samheart564.
ah ty. ah well, just pulled because my gamer brain cant resist when gacha tabs say "limited" or "event" ig il just do nothing with her until i understand the game
ANOTHER PASA
oo ty
my condolences
might as well lmao
to make u feel better, I got lex in the first 20 pulls
another Joffu
What is Cowpens and Cleveland Meta time?
literally another Pasa
You'll need UR bulins to limit break her, but she is good when paired with the proper ships, but its definitely gonna be some time till you get there. The guide should help, you can also always go to #gameplay-help for anything related specifically to gameplay. I'm not exactly an expert but there are people there far more knowledgeable than me
is this mlb
I don't really want to get Cleveland without cubes but I might have to
nah i appreciate you even taking the time to respond, takes a while to get into any of these games so anything helps. as an aside, should i be saving my pulls for something specific or is there no downside to just pulling all the time?
I'd watch that

first time I almost empty the shop
because I got like 4 cleve dupes
usually I don't buy the prints
isn’t Cleveland like twice as rare as lexii
I haven't quite emptied it mainly because I stopped doing the sp stage for oil reasons, all I really wanted was blueprints
I have my 10th HVAR now
yeah
thats tragic
but you should be able to at least get one from farming a lot
if not, that's normal
STILL NOT A PITY THO
Pity counter remains on 1 
wow, you did take pulls into account
wdym u got Yorktown 2 in 2 pulls
I just started doing it with Shimakaze and kept going 

i haven't taken pity, the hardest I got was Shimakaze in 190 pulls
York2 take 2 pull is ironic
yeah that was very funny -w- didn't even have time to wake up
cleared that whole banner in 12 pulls too
i took my lexi in like 40 to 50
ur still dreaming bro snap out of it
time to do only Q and C researches for the foreseeable future
MAGDEBURG AUGMENT
annnd 2537 cubes left
🎉 🎉 🎉
not that bad
who's the new girl to obtain in chapter 16?
How are you

man im two days late on w16 announcement 

Something bad happened
i can't get pass ch15. yostar buff't that level way to high
170 pulls
I got the baby 
time to fight musashi
good thing is you get to choose the tamal menu at least 
well, everyone got the baby
where waifus
hi guys 
Usually its best to save for events, but as a new player I don't think it'll matter too much. I think a ten pull every now and then wouldn't hurt.
You dont HAVE to save your cubes. But usually everyone does for URs
i have her in my fleet but it isn't helping
ch15 is too hard to beat
Need aa
as a new player, you must spend all free gems on skins for your fave 
Ngl, mobsashi is kinda fake, since she tank for the other 2 mainfleet she always got low
At 1100 gems and honestly can't find that one skin I want yet.
honestly it's good the newbie pulled on this banner
I overspent and still have 4.2k left over xd
beginner's luck is real
Priority
The skins hasn't pleased my needs. Needs to have a certain erotic theme to it and I haven't found the skin for that.
What your fav theme
Hmm probably something that would put this game over the age rating.

Lol
hmm
Imagine that dorm prop when you can put somebody in that cage but more to it then that.
hmm
I guess in a way if implements were used and the ship had marks so yeah a bit more then the game would ever allow.
mobsashi?
never
Musashi on mob duty
A punishment room kinda skin I suppose
I forget how many pulls I used, but I got almost all URs very early except for Shimakaze
that's stupid, who thought of that?

I mean hey more skins where the butt is showing wouldn't hurt either full moon and all
Just use Aquila, its percentage heal of musashi HP 
Hmm
I rather use raffaelo
Raffey has far less dps output
and you realize whatever damage musashi takes is heavily reduced ??
She does? Never notice that ngl
its a flat 30% damage reduction for your fleet
I joined this server with worst expectations and I must say I am surprised in a good kind
any damage your backline takes is practically cut by 30%
it's 3 am and my neighbor is doing karaoke on loud speakers
Hope someone files a complaint
bros gonna turn grok into a shipgirl
I hope that happens
they are sidegrades, for musashi comp she outputs the majority of damage, for raffey she is more reliant on sub dps
grok's too busy making child porn and putting women in SS uniforms
LOL

Tf
grok working as intended
I wish I were joking
i remember when grok was generating children feet pics for some reason
under a post about femboys
Is there a new grok trend?
I know it's real
But your message came so sudden unexpected
because it's grok, being used by twitter users
it gives out what's asked for
grok was mentioned
Like I wish they had more skins like this but I wish she was enjoying it.
yeah its people tagging grok to undress pics of children
Accidentally went to the twatter this morning and all I see is people asking grok to edit photos
grok having no safeguards 
gork is this trve
And I was talking about war thunder
cool, you weren't part of the grok and shipgirl conversation then
it does, just very very sht ones
Hope they get tracked down
I am, I started it
effectively no safeguards*
mecha grok
pedo grok
what next
Whatever brainded twitter users want
alo grok
it wont show actual porn , but you can def redress some of your ship art with lingeries
I see Nvidia making the 3060 again
clearly this is proof that AI is worth new consumer PCs being a myth
A.i sucks but it's fun in games
Pc building dead because people want grok generated goon art
Can literally make the whole thing a totally diff experience so I am in the fence
Topic change jutsu
Pancakes!
you can give Lion a actual skirt instead of her leotard
real
Hmm
Feel bad tho I killed someone in a game have to head to his funeral too 
@TB generate me new jersey being my loving wife
How do i get the Janus Skin from title scren?
Anyone star trek?
grok is this true
😭
this reminded me when i met an azur lane fan at school and he didn't know who TB or helena is
Enterprise-F
When did she get oathskin lol
amazig
Absolutely amazing indeed
Im sleeping on Announcements lol
That's odyssey class
Yorktown class is upgraded odyssey
Lol
Odyssey and Yorktown are the same ship, as the Enterprise-F
They are not
What in the fresh hell am I looking at?
Enty-F was the first Odyssey refit into a Yorktown, yes
it is in the air
and it is a craft
Yeah ymthats true
Like some kind of mine craft
Enterprise was destroyed in a battle
Then she was brought back to spscedock and converted to yorktown class
so... the problem with the gif then is??
i'm gonna touch you
12 hours till maintance 
mods can you embed ban him
20 hours till people get beaten in the ass by the W16

My SU-30 will touch you first with Gsh-3 canon first
18, unless maint extend
6 hours maintenance?
What is micromedley?

I play after that so dunno lol
hi henderson field
72 hours maintenance or something
Old players PSTD
Like 48 hours or so 
i need to make a good fleet for w15 but forgot how to again 
Riche 
8 if Lexington 
Some have it longer IIRC. Washington only have 8 hours if im right
All of you not experience the first ever big NP event delay or something?
Oh, kront event
I feel like we only talk about micro layer
My first event is Visitors Died in Red
No ,the Belo event I think
I remember
Oh, right that one
Her event delayed Sandy server for like 24 hours ish
The blue hair
Tashkent event
Eh, i only remember it being like, 12h ish
Why do people call her Trashkent?
No delay there, just MM
Is it bad I got all the way to W-12 and just now learned how CV LB works…
Cause those people are thrash
I can join the game after 12 hours too but often time inget kicked out and then need to download more hot fix
That's every event
And I learned how To use AA guns. There are AA Carries and there are AA cooldowns
No one call her that tho
Not as often as the Belo event that for sure 
Not afaik

Not my finest moment but it explains why my SE CVs were doing no damage
5 in 2 years... "common nickname"
Maybe 3lwhen she was new
Synd need to explain himself there ngl
When she was new she was the best DD
Or is it Kent they talking about
Hmm, isnt there some random added maint also during that event?
Suffren : )
I think we do yeah 
Not in 2020 no
Only time I recall is with Island Planner monday
And someone in the 3D dorm, but I don't care for that
No
yes
it's just loli haters basically
I need to pen her stern 
I think sometimes people forget Azur Lane was made for both peoples 
azur lane was made so i could oath you
or have we forgotten that pre 2023 or so was like a golden era for loli artists in Azur Lane

i love pasta girls and raff even more 
Bache will say "I am the Azur Lane"
she can stay
Eh, game give Vanguard Impla that year, me happy nevertheless
its crazy that she still doesnt have a l2d 
Bache? Yeah
God fogive me for i am about to sin
True, Infernal probably still mad about that 
One day
Le Malin, tashkent, Grozny, etc.
z52's skins and so on and so forth
I AM mad about that 
fucking riot till Impla gets L2D
and please don't let it be mid
like Soyuz' first L2D
Asking the impossible, eh?
She have an oath skin?
Ayy is that a letty pfp?
Besides the crossover events do new ships get added still?

today's the last day of a new ship event, so yes
I said if
Every 4 months or so
Nope, Don't play CNY
Oh right,sorry,
Yes
Yeah, I get the international servers keeps some ships and never make it to this one yeah?
no, it's pretty much all unified now
Oki bahye chat
No new ships if they ain't UR eh? Over 2 months a new one cometh
Ok thanks

Well the non UR ship is very much easily forgotten
The non UR ship that can be easily remember is PR and DR ship 
Wut abt collab character
So unless they released another WW1 ship event like the SMS then there no reason for me to remembering them
smolensk more like snickers candy bar with the vein
Emden my beloved
Expect for the Gridman
Hey @pastel oracle
Found you wife over here 
true
girl called Jean Bart
Okay, I hear you and counter with...
https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/2/20/PasadenaMaid.png
She part of the UR event tho 
I just find it baffling is all 
I have heard people farming Agano
her artist prob busy or doesnt care about her
but are people simping Agano?
Bro someone married kent
Good question
You think there won't be someone marrying Agano?
bro someone married mutsuki
you smoke up or explode on impact
True
Boop~
Isnt someone here have like few hundred Kent in dock lol
A lot of people married bulins
both somtimes
this seems like average victorious behavior
There one person in Twitter that I think marrying someone from drop map,I forgot which ship it was
Most of the drop girl arent that bad, surely
Either marrying them or collecting them,I think they have like 700 of them
I don't even remember who the heck this one is

True 
Is that spoon girl?
Is it?
Chinese Malin
Takagi 






