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X of Hans
Bomb. Guided Bomb.
My alsace 
according to @gentle cargo directly led to modern anti-ship missiles btw
You don't even have Alsace-
Nvm
Buh
Nah, I led to modern anti-ship missiles
the radio-controlled bomb with the operator on a joystick, and oh idk, not the extremely succesful and autonomous active-radar homing glide bomb of WW2
Give your lion and Alsace NOW

THATS What i was Searching
If AL had trading shipgirls mechanics, I would trade her for Alaska.
JESUS Fuck i know what i mean
still wrong battle
Casablanca isn’t in Egypt

imagine taking that long to search for mers-el-kebir and still being wrong
🥀
Casablanca is in Morocco no?
Unless Egypt somehow took over all of North Africa
honestly quite incredible
that would be a wrong battle
there was no Richelieu-class at Operation Catapult
it was the Dunkerques
AGAIN i still was thinking THIS battle i just didnt Know WHICH french ship... Richelieu Dunk or strass
I bought a property in Egypt
And what they do for you is
They give you the property
none of them sunk
and Richie wasn't there
My cat is sitting on my ass and swatting a cat toy
I NEVER SAID SUNK!!!!

you know, if i don't know anything about a topic i just try not talk about it
instead of embarassing myself


The fuck are are u on?
and more importantly, the Alabama wasn't tehre because the Americans weren't there at all
He like me never embarrass yourself embarrass others
Richelieu had a refit in United States btw.
i never embarass myself because i only gaslight or something idk how that word works
Why embarrass yourself when you can embarrass me?
kinky
1 i was just pointing at a french BB get shot at by a 406 mm gun from a US BB i didnt know Which US BB specificaly AND i never Said a french BB sunk...
IDK what u Impliment but JESUS
What
Or you could just not have any sense of embarrassment, which forces others to feel second hand embarrassment for you
HEY YOU FAKOUR
there were no American ships at Mers-el-Kebir
Tututu
It was Massachusetts if that helps
Talking about JB?
AHH Thanks! and it wasnt on Kebir?
RANDOM KID vs FAKOUR-90 AIR TO AIR MISSILE
American wasn't even in the war in 1940
Are you talking about the whole Massachusetts Jean Bart showdown?
how could they be at Mers-el-Kebir?
Or what
AHHHHHHHHH THAT ONE THANK U!!!!!!
Second Hand Embarrassment? looks more like pity 
Snail slave
U ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!
I can change my name
Wasn't Mers-el-Kabir the battle that Hood and Ark Royal deployed at?
this is not a call for help
Casablanca 1942
:3 let's just share
Operation torch
IJN Yamato firing on Confederate forces, 1863
This statement is true
Nah it’s good
I was in 1863
that would be during Operation Torch when the allies take back French Africa
British Fleet
the one he's thinking about is Battle of Casablanca during Operation Torch
the half-built, stationary Jean Bart vs. Massachusetts
At the battle of waterloo
Intrepid is good wife also
Jean Bart still held out
I said that you stupid fucking pig

This is why your filthy
Thanks! i was confused which Battle and which ship, i just know 1 French BB Vs 1 US BB
she did
and survived for a postwar career lol
Imperial Japanese troops under the command of Union General William Sherman raze the countryside outside Georgia, 1862
@granite parcel i'll beat you
Domestic violence?!
Say hi to dog
Dog hi!
omg domg!!!!!!!!
So is this server just having sloppy sex
Yes good.
That dog is drunk. Arrest him! Underaged drinking?! Not under my watch!
Can I have your dog?
Nah I prefer sitting on a hill watching the stars n shit with my shipgirls
tu tu tu tu
Yes dog
Max bearstapler
I married South Dakota’s again 🥹
You can drink any beer at any age here
Alabama Massachusetts South Dakota
Torch was a unfair fight , it was a stationary target for radar guided main guns 
Even if you're just a newborn
Name all the US states go
New ball
This was the Picture i had in Mind
staedler stapler
Uhhhhhhh idk
no Indiana?
Idk prob the US states
George
West Virginia
that was from a bomb
I name them George
Nah
no from a 406mm Shell of massachusets
Great job. You said them all
at least thats what i heard
Yayyyyyyyy
no, it was from a bomb
from Ranger iirc, one of her few actual sorties
my favourite US state is Liberia
Its the other photo , JB Main guns got jammed by the 16 Inchers
John Bartholomew
u where too slow we allready cleared it, just wanted to know now what bomb was used
Aw poor jean Bart didn’t deserve that
i penetrated her stern with my torpedo and blew up all over her insides
I'm amazed she's still floating
AHHHH so her main guns where the Thing that the 406 hit
I wish I couldn’t read sometimes

I was just tryna have a normal conversation
What a terrible day to have eyes
Richybleh

Straight Bow dysfunction
is it me or......... is that.. BEND?
She was hit by torp
Terrorize.
Massa did get a penetrating shot into ammo storage of JB, but that was empty
Hey! I’m probably the dumbest person here when it comes to ships but I’m pretty sure ships aren’t supposed to face that way!!!
Just a speculation tho
It is normal for Russian ship to look like this
Rena, you surely took that seriously 
The ship is probably just stretching 

We sure?
Is it also normal for Russian ships to have barbeque inside their hull?


Yeah been in the waters all day y’know
Still beyond me that this ship not sunk...
Plot armour
Joe, you of all people should know 
dafuq
Bigger Plot Armor then Rey in the Star wars Fan Fics
this is ALO Gen lmao
More plot armour than most shonen mcs
Bigger plot armor then supernatural characters
ohhh
you're that kinda dumb
this all makes sense now
Sam and Dean should of died like in most episodes ngl
Still...
wym still?
ahh thank you nice to hear such words
I don't wanna
Collision?

Japanese torpedo
At least i know i am Kinda Dumb sometimes.... its okay... But i like to get teached and corrected when im wrong. im human nothing wrong about it.
What is it with destroyers and Cruisers having their torpedo blown off and being fine?
The British even stitched up 2 broken destroyer to make 1 fixed destroyer
Sodak survived a small beating from kirishima after electrical failures making her a sitting duck
i think some boat found Pittsburgh's bow still afloat somewhere
DAMN from that Angle it looks LITERLY Like someone cut off a piece of cake.
longest ship in the world
SS France (1960)
Whuch ship had a fake bow made for Fast repair to sail back home?
Pittsburgh
pretty sure it's the same incident as this image
sorry to interrupt but are those really veins in eugen's tiddies?
AHHHHH i just have that pic in mind with a White Plank on her i think?
What if instead of man in the wall it was man in the box
nimi is gonna nuke you
Minneapolis
officially confirmed or just community speculation? xD
confirmed by me
with my eyes
i see the veins
it obviously looks like veins lmao
Yostar really detailed huh
stop making me go buy this outfit >:l
BUY it is GREAT!
I know it is
I'm kinda in disbelief because that's a very niche kind of thing, so it surprises me to see them drawing veins on tiddies
Name something that has more love than Dean and that car
I have all my stuff for sodak other skins don’t bother me 
John did u close the Door?
LUL
I’m sure it can be repaired…
"hey man you forgot your bow"
"Gee thanks"
In that state i wonder if she would be more hydrodynamic steaming in reverse

Nothing
and less of a chance of the fix leaking
The ship is faking it,
It can be repaired easy.
||
Facilito = Easy||
Exactly
AHHHHH she back in Action after few Pain pills
Yes
if she's faking it for my attention she didn't need to i'd take those tiddies any day
Fr
Most ships that had their bow blown off use their stern
Me with Bismarck
To not put pressure on the damaged bow (front) part
probably just condensation or sweat
but god those boobies
yummy
Iowa shells
Beefy
probably
Looks more like an imprint or a strand of her hair
Yeah probably just sweat or an imprint
blue sweat?
maybe in a powerade commercial
Next step cameltoes
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love cookies
I also love boobs

flashbanged by this
not a fan of the titflation
It won’t be your last in this server
Smh can't appreciate
how do we enable this
And Titspansion?
She simply got a supply of Kashino's milk
Seems Normal
Hey if you don’t like bigger boobs just say we won’t judge
i Like Them Boobas BIG !
Titspansion is more of "more types of the said.
While titsflation refers to the size increase of said.
My urge to send inflated Hipper is increasing-
2018 - 19
2025 - 26/27
DO IT
Cowpens supply of milk
If she don't want em I'll take em
Is cowpens officially the biggest now?
But cowpens not sells her milk does she? only Kashino sells milk

Anywho
AHHHH CURSED CURSED
Lmfao
PASSINGBOY DONT SEND THAT AGAIN CURSED
Would you like to see Little Hoei?
You and me both

One way to find out
No I want Bismarck or lion
NAAA Kashino and Taiho still are bigger, IDK why Artist who make fanart increase the sizes by 10 sometimes
i want bashful lion on my bed
Do it 
Get the Chinese players. They're the ones measuring it-
Uhhhh because bigger boobs save lives
I like cocky dominant lion
Always goot to have 2 rescue balls on you when in water
You like being dominated?
Ok.... 
Raor
i want domination loss lion that starts off cocky and dominant but gets subdued and tamed later on
STOP IT PASSINGBOY
Oh…well I mean not me but ay you do you y’know
That’s it passingboy
Sooo..... Like......
Uuhhhhhhhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS HOOOOT
HIOOOT
I guess Joe is right about being unhinged
This you losing against enty?
also missed it again
Good
Eugen Milf in comming
Will go in wash machine next
HEHEHEHEHE

Don’t you dare
Okay that's enough
DONT
Seeing hipper with boobs top 5 cursed things oat
It might be time to play nightreign
Like?
(also ts is old-old, I'm pretty sure one of my friends made it)
Uh my San Diego is a bit different
Oh, dam.
Foxes
It
Happens
Ig

perfectly flyable raffle
Is my Belfast broken too?
Nope that's normal.
i can mindbreak her
HUH?!
u got a hole in your left wing!
But she’s my second favourite hms why would I do that
because you said you wanted her broken
Okk!!!!
I said is my Belfast broken…?
Congratulations you have been promoted to manually piloted missile!
M o r e AA's?
what if
Yo guys
what if
no lpease no
Do y'all have a tier list?
some really substantial milkers
yeah it's this one
I Will turn your ship into a the Yamato, filled to the brim with useless AA weapons.
Thanks pal

Can I join in?
There's the Japanese tierlist
The Chinese "asset list"
it's chinese
and it's very famously wrong
A tierlist for how good the ship is right?
i thought google would have some kind of things to stop this
GEMINI?!
i'm sorry
The G in Gemini stands for Gooner apparently
What..
Goober
gobbler
Goober is good
Gooner is evil
Support goobers
omg hi gobbler!
gobbler is bristol
we were just talking about giving you megatits!
Gobble gobble
real
Must goon on roon
Bristol is sister

do not
I have to sleep now
Not do?

Give this man a freezer
or maybe...
He deserves it.
I can stay for 10 minutes
YaaY sleep deprivation
I support goobers always and forever
not a man
Ball
Just 2?
Give this Hydrogen and 2 Oxygen a freezer. He deserves it.
Isnt that what our cells run out of?
hmm
Not enough
No our brancells run out of brain cell
Okay cookie man.

Do you know anything besides from man
Idk. Not really :[
Piss for brains…. Tsk tsk tsk.
But you can pee on brains?
:[ better than a loser who likes Otto Von Isuck!
Yes
Theres no brain. It’s just pee up there for pissboy
Passingboy*
Your insult is so bad and depressing I can’t even feel insulted. I actually pity your lack of creativity
Bismarck 
Hi
Zamb, there's no tier list in there
Otto von You might have pee in your brain if you think passingboy is spelt pissboy
Essex
It’s clearly pissingboy
Nu'uh you bullyable Otto
IJN CV had such keel bulge on midsection?
It is pissingboy no?

Try harder and maybe I’ll put you on the standard of a bully
Shut up PlyHole
Blind, it clearly says peakboy
hmm

You just showed pissingboy
Ply cute
You could’ve at least edited it
You’re so dumb
Aha! I will now stay quiet 
insulted by a robloxer sounds like doubling the insult
Where did you get this information exactly

Have you even played Roblox? 
I have insider information
Elden ring
Feels like you’d know it by experience….
i tried for a month, my nephew still play
boobs
True
I love boobs
I know how to deal with annoying children's and it's to let them out of energy 
Boobies
Especially a certain someone boobs…
boobs
This sentence sounds wrong
Chancellor's booba
PLYMOUTHHH

Asians usually scotch tape their children to get them to shut up
Her skin should’ve been L2D……
So-
woah

I doubt that…. Also that’s not how you let kids “let out their energy” or whatever
Still smash
Sirens are so nice❤️
I love my Arbiters
SMASH

Shipgirls are evil

Sirens are clankers too, which also nice
Me and sirens would get along well

I remember someone liking strength
Heretic
"Akashi, bring me the oath ring now!!!"
Hello it's me
Hi
strength-chan ahh

I’m tired of these fucking excuses sirens just wanted a home and those sh*pgirls decided to intervene
Anyone know how to get these gifts? I stopped playing for two years lol
Indeed
Who this may be
island planner
Islam planner
Siren of Nikke
Ah, thought so. Are they difficult to obtain?
Boobs? Butt? Can I touch?
WHY DID YOU DELETE IT PISS BOY. It’s literally the one good thing you’ve posted
Lame planner
Oh?
idk i've never touched island planner
What was it
Good
You're real for that
Sirens in Nikke are nice although I don’t know them
Shinano with...with an AMG One?
This
Yoooooo is that me?
she has hypnotic-voice-command
Not even that bad I dunno why he deleted it
Because she's mine?
Yeah. You’re dying.
Why would you show it then…. What does that have to do with anything….
Not built for min max, built for IRanOutOfDepotRoomAndSlapGoldGearOnAvailableShips
I’d happily died by being choked by thighs
hmm
Wth
Either one works
mhmm, the one type of Weather
Hermit
Ahh thx
normally Hermit is more of callous type, not seductive type
now we wait for them to stop releasing meta ships and give us what we want!!!

Planning on making more siren fanposters
HAHAHAHHA
*sorry atago meta
So I can bully a certain someone
Never
what we want again? there're too many to list
mm
Gameplay improvements can wait. I just want more siren baddies.
Buy 1
Get 1 free
Come on brother
I want to put a ring on THE MOON
and preferably, put a man in THE MOON
i just want to put a ring on Hermione's fingers right now
Don't ignore me Joe 

did i stutter?
yes, you did
Cutie
A Mercedes Benz AMG G-Wagon
To gift Formi-
was it RQ-Shinano that was it?
WE ARE GOING TO PUT A RING ON THE MOON!
NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE I AM HARD!
I prefer yappingmachine 3000


Are y'all forgetting that the Collab is also twins?
Hm, Mercedes C300
well, mine would be either E.M. or C.
Mirror mirror on the wall
No, I should 
Show me a french person
French (derogatory)
Don't be mean 
At least I don't hate and deny my French identity, you're the one hurting yourself
🥖
🥐
omg i'm French too!!!111!!!
🥖
Your breads are all straight while mine is bent 🥀

Is this gonna be another chain again-
What kind of bread

Cwoissanthe
argaublly the only Dassault plane used in numbers in ww2, MB. 170 
Ch16???
Yes
Yee
I haven't even finished Ch15
I don’t have any bread

GOLLLDUUUUUCIIIIITY
Moi président
💀

😭
So it sounds like Siri stuff?
Moishhhuuureé Prézidante!
Une deuxième baguuuueeeette a heurté l'Eiffel!
More planes
Buh
imagine she order u to "c-m" while standing, fully uniformed
No. It's gonna be mines hell
Chapter 13 and onwards Aware
Bubis
i am violently drooling and making sucking motions with my mouth
Ty Laffey
make your bets people
Brother

battleship hell v2
or plane hell with extra extra hell
May i have some oats?
No
no
Please brother.
imagine Yamato-class production battleship mobs in w16
I love cowpens milk
Have Agnes instead
i have been chosen
Tf
Oh no. Yamato-class boss.
the tall skinny Plymouth have chosen me
We're fighting Musashi.
and Shinano
Good for you
Shut up Otto von
Brother i have seen beyond the dungeon halls. Theres no oats to be sucked
My ham and cheese sandwich taste good
there is
AL Chapter 16: The 16 Lemons of the Apocalypse
the tall skinny Plymouth have chosen me brother
Apocalypses of Hell
Lil enty hell
Literally
Ply and UvH of 1995 
I love 12-1 and 12-4
Pig
YES PLEASE
May I?
i called her, a meatball head
even Tuxido-mask called her as such in my native-language dub
Sailor Sun.
VKS
What is that height difference

Wait I second I don't recognize these sleeves
Ply is mine
It ark ofc she's tall
Who's that
UvH can go to the scrap yard like every other ib boats
Ark Royal's
Hello lesbians
Is it good idea to date an azurlane cosplayer?
Maybe....
I don’t know. Who are they
What’s their personality
Huge if big
Her personality is big
even a loli is still a shipgirl, continuous bonk would slowly crack SKK's ribs
Huge
Are you referring to her tits
I wonder how it feels to get hit by that-

a headpat
awwwwww
painfully thicc and slow E-100
Hop on Naval bro.
Say no the the snail
Probably by a hammer
Yesnail
what if the snail has booba?
old berlin map
man.
that brings memories
Old
I missed it too
@frank marten manjuu bikini time.
that first frame is how amagi looks at manjuus
Huh. Interesting……

I wonder if the Tutorial team can beat 16-4 
Yes
who would be a boss of 16-4
Long island is strong 
No I meant
Hood
Wales
Norfolk
Suffolk
Or was it Dorchestershire?
Hmm wait...
worth it
"Riche-Nee, our time is coming to a close"
JB butt moment
Marco : sword fight is yesterday, haxx it is
The only french ship I can tolerate in my dock-
because the rest got NTR'ed by me

don't worry
i'm working on Algerie too
i don't like French ships (because I only have Algerie)
Friendly fire will not be tolerated

Actually nah. Imma sell my entire french tt
Good
To piss u off 
how tf do you sell stuff in war thunder

Ah hell naw. Tank or air?
Hello
Account for sale
WT account French TT until tier 6.
Open bid starts at 15$
Ofc. Tank.
I offer 1d trial of bmpt-72 terminator
Who needs CAS?
No cold war tank😔
Did you premium your way up the french line?
Ofc not. I like suffering.

eeww tier 6
low
newb
i could do that in an afternoon
Ah, a fellow masochist 
My Israeli is top tier already
i like suffrening
why the fuck would i want to play israel
Only a true man unlocks the tree using the french reserves
what tier are the Avro Lancaster and Lincoln in?
that's how high I'd got in WT
God
Because ZSU.
idk 6.0
Have they changed the terminators bullshit survivability btw
or something
They just uptier it if I remember
The tank was promised to him 3000 years ago
Omg!
that's as far as I'd wanted to go in flight combat tiers
i actually enjoy jet combat a lot
It's not that hard. I just had to get a good loot box prize.
I still mad that they uptier the EBR
I hit it for British, I think I was close for US, and French I was still t4 or 5
BVR, notching, defending, cranking, all that good stuff
Gambling.
and also the technology available is super cool
Thrust-vectoring MICA my goat
will pull a 90 and hit your target while you're notching
from a range of
2km
Sniper ahh
shit's goated fr
AHHHH GORILA!
Ong 🔥(I'm on 12.0 french air)
wrong br
My lawyers has advised you to not finish that sentence.
the best BR to grind French is 12.3
with the Mirage 2000C-S4
Mirage 2000C-S5 at 12.7 is sadly stuck in shit matchmaker
but
Give me time
I'm waiting for WT to add carriers-
until you reach Mirage 2000-5F i'd just reccomend sticking with Mirage IIIC/IIIE
those 2 are the GOAT
Isn't it rank 8 no? I think
My brain is roting
Mirage IIIC be like:
acceleration? no
energy retention? nah
sustained rate? optional
RWR? lmao
IRCCM? not needed
win rate? all of it.
it's so fucking goated while being underappreciated
And it has a funny button for dog fights or catching people running away.
the funny button for dogfights is just the elevons?
Mirage IIIC doesn't have any AoA limiter
it's a 50s jet ffs
you pull on the stick the elevons do exactly what you asked
I'm talking about the space X rocket booster when your low on energy because Doritos
dominate a match with underrated equipment give another sense of cathasis
why would you use the booster instead of the guns
DEFAs are amazing
Doritos is a fuel for D.O.R.O. rocket
Why not. It's for the shits and giggles.
none of your missiles are the slightest bit flare resistant
so if you bring only missiles and the opponent flare once you're useless

R530 are also pulse seeker SARH
so one chaff and they're also gone
these oil full and coin notification are just B ullshit
oil full you should use them
Until you get down tiered and laugh as they try to doge your missiles
making idle feature just useless
coin full just ignore it
I'm not finishing chapter 13 and it's 16 already
Someone send kurumi to wake me up
oil full for too long, and 🦅 will come to abduct you for bargain
yorr

John

I’ll send Mutsuki
How is thy John?
the John, hola
Kurumi only
the Kelp, hola
And Yorri hola
I’ll send uhhhhhhh
Elbe
1950s
Where do I get her again?
doing nothing, just relaxing. you?
Fine with me
its my choice if i want to use nor not same as the coin these notification are plain stupid making things tedious asf
Thinking of purposely giving myself a cold so I stay cold throughout the night and stay up
Sp, D3, or B3
Yes
Gacha*
Trying to save the points
Tell me about it

WIFEEEE
RAAAAAGHHHH







