al-general

[sick crest]

I can't decide

[sleek cape]

Starve

[normal comet]

Starve

[late shale]

Hmm

[sick crest]

Aight

[sleek cape]

Become skinny and get muscles

[shut crane]

cat posting

[solid whale]

car

[sleek cape]

Then all the big oily men will want you

[tight goblet]

hmm

[solid whale]

[normal comet]

If i say I'm a playboy irl would you guys believe me?

[sleek cape]

No

[solid whale]

no

[normal comet]

Lol

[tight goblet]

umm

whats a playboy

[sleek cape]

Going from one girl to another and not caring

[tight goblet]

o

eww

[nova elm]

A magazine

[solar dome]

a bunny

[sleek cape]

[nova elm]

What? It's technically not wrong

[solid whale]

no its wrong in this context

[sleek cape]

Very wrong in this context sir

[mental frigate]

[sleek cape]

Henderson!!!

[sick crest]

A

[sleek cape]

Dustin!!

[nova elm]

B

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

did you know that Taihou is good for your prostate

[solid whale]

Big Guy!!!

[severe lion]

I vote Hipper

[sleek cape]

I vote tipper

[nova elm]

What happened to GoodWorm?

[sleek cape]

What happened to delightfulworm

[severe lion]

Good worm die

Only evil remain

[sleek cape]

The power of Christ repels you

Get out of this innocent man’s body

[gaunt apex]

Yikes

[tight goblet]

hmm????????

[sleek cape]

What happened to the light?

[weak parrot]

breastworm

[nova elm]

Stolen by gobbla

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

[weak parrot]

Seek refuge in the Amitabha Buddha

[severe lion]

Sorry nothing

[sleek cape]

[tight goblet]

boobs

[solid whale]

🗣️

[sleek cape]

I’m making an OC sir

[radiant cipher]

Oh wow

[tight goblet]

for what

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

yes boobworm

[radiant cipher]

Louisiana?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[gaunt apex]

light wat?

[sleek cape]

(Dark) ???

Where da light?

[gaunt apex]

ohh

there was never light

[weak parrot]

Stop posting that hippie stripper looking dude

smh

[sleek cape]

No

[radiant cipher]

Make him

[weak parrot]

[nova elm]

Wtf

[sleek cape]

[nova elm]

[weak parrot]

snip snip

[languid dawn]

hi chat

[nova elm]

[weak parrot]

how would you feel if there was an increased level cap and you can have a lvl 400 shinano

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chester-bennington-mike-shinoda-nine-inch-nails-nitzer-ebb-depeche-mode-gif-16516753

[severe lion]

[weak parrot]

also, hi (slur)

[languid dawn]

I will buy the gems ship pack right then

[meager marsh]

Scary but cool

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/weiii-wei-daitaku-helios-ダイタクヘリオス-daitaku-heriosu-gif-13953305417723560615

[languid dawn]

[sleek cape]

AL

[weak parrot]

Nah, the titties are hard and cold

[solid whale]

modern philosophy

[sleek cape]

And I’m making the BB part too

[weak parrot]

rock hard breasts

[versed quarry]

I believe

[tight goblet]

whats a oc

[weak parrot]

I believe I can die

[nova elm]

WEIII

[severe lion]

There are silicon in them shipgirl

[sleek cape]

Original Character

[weak parrot]

I believe I can touch your mom

[tight goblet]

oooh

[sleek cape]

Snow u know ts

[tight goblet]

dms rq

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-hendry-i-believe-in-joe-hendry-gif-5787357635896762647

[tight goblet]

I do?

[sleek cape]

cough cough ur server

[radiant cipher]

NPC’s in chat today

[tight goblet]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[versed quarry]

Ye

[tight goblet]

THEN MAKE IT

IM STARTING IT SOON

[radiant cipher]

Not you twin

[nova elm]

Good morning traveler, would you like to buy my wares?

[radiant cipher]

Your comments make some sense

[tight goblet]

hmm

I wonder who

[sleek cape]

Okay okay im gonna cook

[versed quarry]

"You have the hands of a healer" head ahh

[sleek cape]

You place a Iowa

Cut off the bow

[sleek cape]

Give it sodak bow

[nova elm]

How you'd do that? You must be a mage.

[sleek cape]

OC created

[severe lion]

Gray hair means hag

[nova elm]

Siowa class

[nova elm]

🪞

[severe lion]

Nothing means anything anymore what am I saying

[sleek cape]

Ever since you became evil

We forgot about you

[severe lion]

Okay

[mental frigate]

Had some minor technical difficulties

[nova elm]

Nothing is your identity now

[sleek cape]

We didn’t want all that filthy evil in the MASSIVE 2026

https://tenor.com/view/linologist-explain-gif-20468870

[severe lion]

Ur meme not funny

[sleek cape]

Ur not funny

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[sinful vapor]

Henderson

[mental frigate]

John

[severe lion]

Glowworm forehead is brick wall

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099083902460641330/1322876667718537257/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[nova elm]

Matcha sewage

[lunar patio]

did u ever sleep?

[nova elm]

No-

[sleek cape]

🥹🥹

[severe lion]

What ever happened to this freak

They found the strength to move on

From this pit

[clever gazelle]

[sleek cape]

😔

[radiant cipher]

Lmao cope

[severe lion]

Why is that ship so small

[sleek cape]

WOWS RUINED MY ONE CHANCE FAHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[severe lion]

You will never get your waifu! Despair!

[sleek cape]

Fuck you

[nova elm]

Wait renown got an augment?

[rain valley]

looks like it

[nova elm]

YaaY. Now Repulse when?

[rain valley]

her augment was in her boobs

[placid gulch]

how to motivation

[severe lion]

Give up

There is no reason to go on

[placid gulch]

uuuuu

[severe lion]

When things are hard they will only get harder

Give up now

[nova elm]

There is nothing after death, everything only exist in the world. If you fail here you will fail for the rest of your life...

Or

Boobies yeaaaaaah baby! Boobiiies

[placid gulch]

omg Arco hiiii

[sleek cape]

What if Iowa class had a straight bow like the sodaks or Iowa class sodak

[radiant cipher]

@sleek cape

[sleek cape]

Name him gurt

[severe lion]

Battleships are irrelevant

[sleek cape]

Shut up

[radiant glade]

[sinful vapor]

Apri

[tight goblet]

hmm

[nova elm]

But I want guns :<

Can we have monitors again?

[severe lion]

The chances of battleship vs battleship ever happening again is 0%

[sleek cape]

Son we know this

[nova elm]

Mikasa vs Iowa

[sleek cape]

You just hating for the love of the game

[radiant cipher]

The chances of you making a good comment is 0%

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[severe lion]

Azur Lane will continue to crank out gooner slop until eos

[versed quarry]

Worm

[sleek cape]

It’s evil worm

[nova elm]

I Miss good worm

[sleek cape]

The second we get another Iowa I’ma see them half naked in the default skin

[nova elm]

And then scotch tapes for her skin

[sleek cape]

True..

[tight goblet]

hmm

[severe lion]

The womb forgets them; the worm feeds on them; they are remembered no more. Job 24:20

[sleek cape]

You never went to my DMs pal

[severe lion]

We are nothing but worms

I have seen the light

[sleek cape]

No we are people

Listen here

[nova elm]

Cope. I'm a chicken

[tight goblet]

I thought u would just make the thing in me server ye

[sleek cape]

We came from our mothers legs

[nova elm]

Womb

Your legs can't get pregnant

[sleek cape]

I ment between but yuh

[nova elm]

[sleek cape]

Yeah mb twin

[nova elm]

It's okay

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[nova elm]

Aight imma grind 3-4

Gnight

[tight goblet]

hmm

gn

[severe lion]

Imagine all the rotted deckwood worms get to munch on after your favorite shipgirl gets sent to the ship breaking yard

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-luke-skywalker-shock-gif-13110792

[normal comet]

Potato

[meager marsh]

yummy

[random tulip]

Beautiful

117 pity, three Lexington 2s

[tight goblet]

hmm

[rustic sapphire]

Tes français ?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/loud-music-speakers-explode-loud-rock-and-roll-gif-16482155

[rain valley]

Canadian, and english

[weak parrot]

Meat and potatoes

[rain valley]

I know small, small amounts of French
mostly reading

[rustic sapphire]

Ok man

[solid whale]

C'est Hogwash

[radiant cipher]

Ni xiang hē bing de xuebi ma?

[solid whale]

lao gan ma

bing chilling

[solid whale]

[royal sigil]

que

[solid whale]

je'suis baked beans

[tight goblet]

hmm

[modern dew]

omelette du fromage

[solid whale]

j'adore est un chien

[radiant cipher]

Don’t

[late shale]

Hmm

[solid whale]

this is a free country, you cannot stop me from liking that dog

[royal sigil]

[rain valley]

your local personal rights don't apply to an a global internet service company

laws specific to operations of companies within certain jurisdictions may apply

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dooly-gif-19284362

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

you don’t need the 的

[rose spire]

Gm

I forgot to put my phone on charge

[weak parrot]

anyway

cock

[rose spire]

Cowpenis

[sleek cape]

LeBron

[rose spire]

[radiant cipher]

Sounds better with it imo

[limber skiff]

Excuse me it’s

Q’est ce que le fuck

[weak parrot]

ew

[rain valley]

it's Quebec French

[sleek cape]

Eating sum jambalaya

Ts good

Peak Louisiana food I can’t lie

[tight goblet]

hmm

[limber skiff]

Quebec use fewer English words than France French

[tight goblet]

I need calamari

[limber skiff]

Because they’re so butthurt

[sleek cape]

You should try jambalaya

It’s good

[solid whale]

my kitten is bein adorable

[sleek cape]

@radiant cipher get over here before I eat it all

[radiant cipher]

[tight goblet]

the what now

[rain valley]

the text was validated by my French Canadian friend, because I'm always concerned about just throwing words together in another language

[sleek cape]

Jambalaya

[weak parrot]

mm Jambalaya

[sleek cape]

But the a sounds more like a U

[solid whale]

look at this goober

[weak parrot]

Gumbo better though imo

[sleek cape]

IMO I like the jambalaya better

[tight goblet]

whats in it

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to racism

ciao

[tight goblet]

like what is it

[sleek cape]

Search it up

[tight goblet]

no

[nova elm]

Cute goober

[solid whale]

bro think he a shrimp 🥀

[nova elm]

10/10

[nova elm]

Eepy shrimp

[sleek cape]

Bro lowk a shrimp

[solid whale]

hes 12 weeks old

baby

[nova elm]

Baby

[solid whale]

🐱

[sleek cape]

Baby shrimp

[weak parrot]

Roon is good for your prostate

[sleek cape]

[royal sigil]

[wanton pelican]

[nova elm]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[solid whale]

i love my car

[sharp swan]

Is maint tomorrow night or tonight

[rain valley]

tomorrow

[sharp swan]

so technically on the 8th then?

[rain valley]

yeah, night of 7/8 in north america

[sharp swan]

cool

[nova elm]

Mericans

[rain valley]

North American

Canadian, specifically

[nova elm]

Ehh-land

[weak parrot]

beans

[opaque meteor]

On toast

[weak parrot]

How British of you

[opaque meteor]

So what

Is preferring tea over coffee also British

[weak parrot]

no, that’s just called being based

[nova elm]

Iced Tea.

Iced Thai Tea.

Iced Milk Tea.

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[radiant cipher]

Black tea with brown sugar and milk my beloved

White tea my beloved

[nova elm]

Earl Gray is underrated

[rain valley]

black coffee
sooooo good

[radiant cipher]

[rain valley]

has to be a flavourfull coffee on its own tho

[weak parrot]

That’s a breakfast/dessert tea

[nova elm]

I prefer my coffee like i like my women.

Milky.

[nova elm]

Perfect with croissants imo

[weak parrot]

shadowbanned ✅

[rain valley]

I prefer my coffee like I like my women

naked, and partly in my mouth

[radiant cipher]

I prefer my coffee like I like my women

No coffee

[nova elm]

Isnt that like an expression

I remember a sitcom using it

[weak parrot]

Just wait until I use you

anyway

[nova elm]

Huh?!

[rose spire]

Idk why but i randomly got signed out of TikTok but I’m back in

[rain valley]

you mean state-owned social media?

[rose spire]

Also I woke up to my blanket all the way on the floor

[meager marsh]

Woah……. So what does this mean exactly

[rose spire]

And accidentally just deleted this whole paragraph

[weak parrot]

They got you

[weak parrot]

Means gay

[pastel moat]

What's the difference between l2d and l2d+

[rain valley]

sex scenes

[rose spire]

I also accidentally created a whole groupchat on Snapchat with 5 others🫩

[nova elm]

I think he likes coffee

[pastel moat]

I thought cowpen had l2d+

[shut crane]

gato

[rose spire]

Sure

[nova elm]

The + skins are more, booga booga. Women in funny poses, me neuron activated. Me like very

[weak parrot]

Cowpens has upcoming automilking feature

[nova elm]

Grown up akashi-

[weak parrot]

anyway

[rose spire]

Free me bruh

[meager marsh]

I think you like piss pissboy

[pastel moat]

But the price is the same?

[radiant cipher]

Bi but I dont want to see women today

[nova elm]

I think Otto is overrated

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

Come see some femboys in maid dresses

[rose spire]

Oooo

[radiant cipher]

[meager marsh]

Do you know what overrated means….

[nova elm]

Otto has too much hype for little reasons

[rain valley]

you're bi? well, that explains why you're epic
queer folks

[craggy geyser]

You had me at bi

[meager marsh]

She doesn’t but thanks for thinking that I guess

[radiant cipher]

It’s complicated

[weak parrot]

lmao

[meager marsh]

I’m the only one giving all the hype

😔

[rain valley]

most sexuality is
still valid af tho ❤️

[potent forge]

As god intended...

[nova elm]

Bro came out of nowhere to spread cowpens truth. Based.

[meager marsh]

Me when. When I. When I try to . Stuff

[rose spire]

Anybody else really want chocolate rn?

[weak parrot]

no

[rose spire]

Aww

[nova elm]

Just like pansexuals like me. I really like pans.

[weak parrot]

anyway, is it time for boy milk

[meager marsh]

I’ve heard this joke too many times

I hate it

[rose spire]

I just like boobs tbh

[weak parrot]

[rain valley]

old and pointless kitchen joke is old and pointless

[nova elm]

[idle pier]

It won't change how I perceive you

[potent forge]

something something Cleveland META?

[meager marsh]

Is that a good or bad thing

[idle pier]

Good

[weak parrot]

I like female shaped organisms

[nova elm]

Like how dad jokes are made by dads

[meager marsh]

bummer /j

[weak parrot]

Nah, dad jokes are made by jokes

[rose spire]

Dw passingboy I think your joke was funny

[weak parrot]

[rose spire]

FUCK I JUST DROPPED MY AIRPODS ON MY WRIST

[rain valley]

no, like queerphobes have the same overused jokes that are just boring at this point

[meager marsh]

This is true

Like… the helicopter one…..

[idle pier]

Tf is the helicopter joke

[weak parrot]

[meager marsh]

“My gender is helicopter!!!!” Or some shit

[idle pier]

Ah stuff like "I identify myself in a bilionaire"?

[rose spire]

You can be a helicopter?

[meager marsh]

Yeah exactly

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/helebobter-gif-4633749728343719882

[rain valley]

the best anti-queer jokes are made by ourselves on the daily
because get two of us together, and the self-depreciating humour flows like a river

[pastel moat]

Helicoputer helicoputer

[idle pier]

Ah I see.

[radiant cipher]

Why do you have to say that
Thats such a red flag

[idle pier]

Leave that song in 2024 pls

[weak parrot]

birds are very bird like

[potent forge]

only some of us were born lucky enough to perform the helicopter penis

[weak parrot]

It’s okay, I’m a red flag

[pastel moat]

You can still do the tornado tongue

[idle pier]

What you gon do about it
Also I always was a red flag look at my color

[radiant cipher]

[radiant cipher]

The fact you brought it up immediately lol

[weak parrot]

Imagine doing the heli pp and then you just take off

[pastel moat]

Should I raise the affection of black rock shooter

Don't think I'll oath her

[rain valley]

do you expect better from someone pre-defending against wehraboo accusations?

[idle pier]

Tbh Idgaf about your sexuality. You're a W

[meager marsh]

I mean. If you think they mean “I still hate you no matter what (but not because you’re queer)” LMAO

[weak parrot]

brown rock shitter

[royal sigil]

reminds me of that one video
Tank spins the turret so fast it starts levitating

[weak parrot]

lmao

[radiant cipher]

[rain valley]

this
I'm gay and a bitch
two separate things

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-seeding-server-ci-gif-2606014585771888113

[rose spire]

How do I respond to this

[weak parrot]

By doing the action

[royal sigil]

[potent forge]

that tank gif would have been pretty solid ngl

[idle pier]

You don't

[rose spire]

You do it first

[weak parrot]

Only if you watch

[rose spire]

Fair

[devout bough]

With my defense budget and prospective spending for 2026, I have decided that the Royal Navy Cruiser HMS Hermione, and the Iris Orthodoxy Cruiser Brennus, will be receiving oaths this year

[weak parrot]

[radiant cipher]

You only sound like a bitch to the uninitiated

[nova elm]

Broke ahh defense budget

[rose spire]

Ty magsarion

[rain valley]

nah I do be a bitch
I own it lol

[meager marsh]

True…..

[weak parrot]

people die when they are killed: the musical

[devout bough]

I will immediately begin work on the oathing of Hermione

[rose spire]

Hmm…

[devout bough]

while preparing for the acquisition of Brennus

thank you for your attention to this matter

[nova elm]

Get a second Alsace

[rain valley]

this is the most based way to talk about AL spending

[nova elm]

Get a second preload fleet

[weak parrot]

my defense budget consists of a cardboard fort with a nerf minigun

I don’t even have the mini gun

[rain valley]

me when my spending in AL contributes to Canada hitting our NATO targets

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blows-bubbles-the-bimba-gif-27089126

[idle pier]

I don't need defense budjet cuz I got no enemies

[nova elm]

Acquisition of Shipgirls for necessary frontline motivation boost :

300 million

[rose spire]

[devout bough]

omg dunk!!!!

[weak parrot]

I am the enemy

I consistently raid my own territories

[radiant cipher]

Enemies to lovers

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

What the fuck am I hearing at my door

[nova elm]

Most likely a noise

[weak parrot]

They’re coming for you

[rose spire]

Ohhhh that makes sense

[rose spire]

Who?

[idle pier]

Chat I got fever about 39,5 degrees could I be cooked?

[weak parrot]

You will soon be deep fried

[nova elm]

? It's below boiling point. You're gonna be fine (probably)

[weak parrot]

those who shan’t be named

[rose spire]

Cooked beyond repair

[rose spire]

Name them NOW

[weak parrot]

they will come for you

[meager marsh]

If it keeps rising yeah probably. It’s okay if I consume your corpse after you’re fully cooked right

[rose spire]

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[weak parrot]

The only way to survive is to fight back

[nova elm]

Otto Von Maneater

[idle pier]

I cackled at this

[nova elm]

Morning good

[weak parrot]

Good morning (derogatory)

[devout horizon]

I just arrive and suddenly cannibalism.

[weak parrot]

Well, this is cannibalism official

[rose spire]

Is this a new thing you do?

[weak parrot]

[devout bough]

good laning

[nova elm]

Welcome to al-cannibal

[rose spire]

But I’m weak

[devout bough]

hmm

[idle pier]

Cannibal Lane

[devout bough]

what does the verb lane actually means

[nova elm]

Oh no. LoL flashbacks.

[weak parrot]

Then become a femboy maid and poison the water from within

[devout bough]

what does it mean to lane

what am i doing when i am laning

[meager marsh]

No.

[devout horizon]

Wait.

Consuming Bulin is cannibalism or not?

[nova elm]

Yes and no

[rose spire]

Ah, well please don’t eat me.

[opaque meteor]

Seems like i missed a lot

[weak parrot]

I eat roon meat

[meager marsh]

I’ll think about it

[devout horizon]

Hmmm.

[rose spire]

But I’m nice to you all the time

[idle pier]

Ima eat your wife

[meager marsh]

I’m glad I made you laugh I was being serious though

[rose spire]

[meager marsh]

Since when. Name two times you’ve been nice

[meager marsh]

HELLO????

Only I can eat my wife sorrrryyyy

[nova elm]

When he didn't call me pissboy and when he gave me candies

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you

[nova elm]

[meager marsh]

Not asking you buddy

[idle pier]

Too bad I already closed her in the oven

[nova elm]

I'm his lawyer.

[devout horizon]

0.0!

[rose spire]

Uh…that’s hard to track the messages y’know

[weak parrot]

We’re all femboys in this chat

[rose spire]

It’s true I agree with this

[rose spire]

We are?

[weak parrot]

Yes

[nova elm]

We? Who's we?

I only know weiii

[weak parrot]

you

[meager marsh]

I still wasnt asking you

[weak parrot]

I’m still gonna touch you

[meager marsh]

Nuh uh

[nova elm]

Lawyers are very nosy people. I can be more nosy than this

[meager marsh]

Lies. You can’t name a single time you’ve been nice to me

How are you gonna name 2

[weak parrot]

lawyers commit sodomy daily

[meager marsh]

You’re pissboy not snot boy. Stop being nosey

[rose spire]

Uhhhh…..I can’t find it because it was Sent a couple days ago

[meager marsh]

If it was just a couple days ago surely it wouldn’t be so difficult to find

HEY

[nova elm]

Nu'uh, Bismarck biggest fan is better and nicer and handsomer than you Otto Von Loser

[rose spire]

Nah because there is no messages directly

[meager marsh]

you keep saying you’ll retire my wife you’re NOT nice to me…

[rose spire]

Ty passingboy

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-carl-skeleton-daitaku-helios-gif-13045125812539583489

[nova elm]

WEIII!

[glacial valve]

i need farm Gold

[meager marsh]

Yeah cause you’ve never been nice to me

[rose spire]

What I love your wife she’s super cool

[glacial valve]

much GOLD

[nova elm]

Farm 15-4

[meager marsh]

LIAR!!!!!

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

Cmon Let’s put this behind us.

Right?

[meager marsh]

I think you want to kill me and my wife

[rose spire]

Never

[nova elm]

Lmfao

[meager marsh]

Stop deleting your messages or I’ll pull up that one thing that can read deleted discord messages

or like download it I guess

[modern moon]

[rose spire]

You’re not an admin

[nova elm]

Do it Ottoman.

[opaque meteor]

[meager marsh]

Yeah but there’s a thing like that…. Do you not know of the thing

[nova elm]

Bis ain't a wuss like you

[meager marsh]

Bitch don’t test me

I’ll dig up your past message to incriminate you

[nova elm]

Nu'uh. I never do anything bad like lying.

It's definitely not my trait.

[meager marsh]

That’s just a lie on its own

[rose spire]

Do it or I’m putting your wife in the dorm and not feeding her while she’s being overworked in 12-1 and 12-4 begging to be freed

[meager marsh]

Everyone lies at some point

[rose spire]

Nah I’d never

[modern moon]

Probably all of us here

[rose spire]

I’m a angel

[nova elm]

Put her at 14-4

[sleek cape]

Language!!

[hard vine]

I never tell lies personally

[devout bough]

no

[rose spire]

I haven’t even passed 14-1…

[devout bough]

put her at 16-4

[nova elm]

16-5

16-5

[meager marsh]

FINE!!!! Give me a few days though i gotta get things set up for my new super awesome computer

[weak parrot]

I need to plant some hot women into the ground

[devout bough]

16-lane

[meager marsh]

NO!!!!!

[weak parrot]

So they can sprout

[meager marsh]

I am using language!!!!!

[weak parrot]

and turn into hot girl trees

[devout horizon]

Girls can grow from the ground?

[rose spire]

Haha pussy doesn’t have it

[weak parrot]

[cinder pagoda]

What's going on here?

[weak parrot]

Yes

[nova elm]

Never seen them

[nova elm]

Everything

[weak parrot]

you buy girl seeds

[meager marsh]

I WILL HAVE IT AND YOULL REGRET TALKING BACK TO ME.

[devout horizon]

Just normal insanity. @cinder pagoda

[modern moon]

Chaos

[weak parrot]

plant them

and water

[nova elm]

It's just 2 dudes fighting

[meager marsh]

Do you not know how to reply. Genuine question

[devout bough]

hehehe

[rose spire]

Yeah yeah wtv dumbass

[devout bough]

i will marry her

and we will have lots of hot steamy seggs

[rose spire]

Oh she’s bad asf

[nova elm]

Can you stop marrying any girl you see

[rose spire]

[meager marsh]

Oh okay

[nova elm]

Um.

[meager marsh]

Good for you I guess

[devout bough]

i only marry girls i marry

[oblique dove]

Morning ☕

[meager marsh]

LOOK YOU’RE BEING MEAN RIGHT NOW

[weak parrot]

seggs with femboy maids

[meager marsh]

oh

[modern moon]

[nova elm]

[weak parrot]

my icon is great

it’s a femboy maid

[rose spire]

Pat Bismarck and I’d forgive

[rose spire]

Where is it located?

[devout horizon]

Whats a femboy?

[nova elm]

Masculine male.

[meager marsh]

Aren’t you supposed to make me forgive you

[rose spire]

Very strong guy

[hard vine]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-horse-bruh-what-are-you-doing-gif-5299736778155662839

[nova elm]

Mamamia

[rose spire]

Yeah but I’ll forgive you if you pat her

[modern moon]

Guys who drink normal monster and cosplays as a maid

[stable plank]

never forget what they took from us

[devout horizon]

Hmmm.

I think this worth for Google.

[hard vine]

what, big ass tiddies?

[nova elm]

Waifus

[rose spire]

I love boobs

[nova elm]

With normal public appearance

[modern moon]

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-touhou-guya-peep-door-gif-26458788

[devout bough]

no

[nova elm]

Mornin

[devout bough]

small ass and tits actually

every girls have megatits now

[umbral stone]

harro

[devout horizon]

Oh.

Its just guys who's feminine.

That's a bit anticlimatic, actually.

[nova elm]

I want pettan

[oblique dove]

Uh oh

[nova elm]

I want pettanko

[stable plank]

nice skins like this one

[umbral stone]

[meager marsh]

a boy presenting feminine-ly I guess (in the ‘traditional’ sense, like wearing makeup, skirts, thigh highs or whatever)

[stable plank]

big ass tiddies are always here now. a bit too big

[nova elm]

You seem to be very experienced in this

[umbral stone]

batman femboy?

[meager marsh]

It’s not that hard to think about what it means

[rose spire]

Ofc

[nova elm]

I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE-

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/real-life-batman-gif-18344577568836981509

[nova elm]

Mmm yess.... Femboy expert?

[modern moon]

Even destroyers are now having massive tiddies

[nova elm]

PhD in femboy analysis's?

Very smart

Me jealous.

[meager marsh]

I mean. Okay. Sure I guess

[rose spire]

So Otto von likes femboys and not Otto von…?

[meager marsh]

Theres a lot of titties to go around

[nova elm]

OvA husband PhD in Femboy Analysis

[meager marsh]

I did not say this. This is your own personal assumption of my words

[rose spire]

I know

[nova elm]

But the phrase "you study what you love" can apply to can it?

[meager marsh]

OTTOOMMYEIFEEWIIFEIWI WIFEEE

I love my wife I love her soooo much

[idle pier]

Peak right

[rose spire]

Put this mf in 12-1 and overwork her

[oblique dove]

[nova elm]

A very good tank for W14.

[rose spire]

It’s supposed to be 40 degrees today

[meager marsh]

Anddddd I’m going to consume your corpse once I kill you

[modern moon]

Man I love when naval ships that are meant to be weapons turned into big tiddies girls

[rose spire]

Holy shit I did not expect this

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kaga-akagi-cooking-dinner-gif-19636742

[devout bough]

Hermione propaganda

[meager marsh]

Are you being sarcastic………

[idle pier]

Fr

[devout bough]

Royal Maids are the best

[rose spire]

Hermione bought me my first house

[idle pier]

The best Dido is called Scylla

[rose spire]

Hermione sold me crack

[rose spire]

No

[devout bough]

I love them all

[rose spire]

[devout bough]

I already oathed Scylla and Charybdis

[meager marsh]

Okay well I guess I’m a master of surprises!!!!!!

[nova elm]

Can attest. Charybdis was my first piggyback. Scylla is my champion of 3-4 until 14-4

[devout bough]

my lovelies

[rose spire]

You’re so funny

[meager marsh]

I should level Scylla more

[nova elm]

Waiting for oath

[nova elm]

Yes

Yes.

[devout bough]

Hermione joining soon

[rose spire]

I sadly don’t have Scylla….

Maybe

[meager marsh]

Are you trying to appease me so I don’t kill and eat your corpse

[nova elm]

Bro doesn't have the best SR

Imagine not having the best SR

[meager marsh]

We might be pushing it here…..

[nova elm]

I'm ragebaiting him

[idle pier]

Bro is missing onto so much

[meager marsh]

woah

Continue

[devout bough]

Hermione's dress is special

i like the cutouts

[meager marsh]

awwwww

[devout bough]

covered by the apron and netting

[meager marsh]

I also like her dress

[devout bough]

it's pretty cute

[idle pier]

I mean Scylla has great AA

[rose spire]

Yes

[meager marsh]

True…….

[rose spire]

Sure…

[devout bough]

ntrprise

[rose spire]

WHERE DID ALL MY MAIDS LIKE HERMIONE SIRIUS AND DIDO GO

[nova elm]

Screw u i got enterprise this morning

[rose spire]

Delete this message rn

[meager marsh]

Theres too many you’s in this sentence it’s bothering me

[nova elm]

Taken by me

[meager marsh]

Retired.

[rose spire]

Maybe this will make you happy

[nova elm]

Verily

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

Awww

[rose spire]

Shut up

[rose spire]

Good

[meager marsh]

No I don’t think I will

[tight goblet]

hmm

[rose spire]

Die.

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-gif-11974384128074106550

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-21917172

[craggy geyser]

[nova elm]

*saves

[devout bough]

laner

[nova elm]

azur

[nova elm]

Mione

[nova elm]

Is that....

HOWE MY BELOVED

[devout bough]

Howe could i forget

[nova elm]

HOWE LOVELY

[devout bough]

guess howe many times we did it last night

[nova elm]

0, because she was here last night

[devout bough]

yeah it was 0 becuse i was doing Hermione last night

[sage zealot]

i already wifed howe up a long time ago

shes mine

[sinful vapor]

[tight goblet]

dido and scylla my top 2 maids

[devout bough]

maids so pretty

[sinful vapor]

also

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[sage zealot]

you ca faction fleet w14/15

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-snout-attention-looking-watching-gif-2789457055918708080

[gentle cargo]

i thought about Mob Brits with Lion Perseus and Implac

Bos Iron blood And Bismarck Just punches the Shit out of the Boss

[sage zealot]

percy

[devout bough]

what a handsome pig

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blows-bubbles-the-bimba-gif-27089126

[gentle cargo]

Those are the 2 Fleets i thought of using

[sage zealot]

ulrich just kills herself

[devout bough]

ironblood ships should sink themselves right now

[nova elm]

Emo years

Vs

Adult years

[gentle cargo]

Ulrich gets Replaced by Graf

[weak parrot]

sex years

[sage zealot]

and Duisburg+Madegburg might as well be empty slots

[gentle cargo]

duis and mag are just for LVL Farming in there

[sage zealot]

Might as well use FDG at that point instead of Ulrich, cause you arent going to keep her alive

[gentle cargo]

Iron blood is my Boss Fleet i not plan to do morew then 1 battle with them. 1 but fast

[dark solstice]

You have so much to live for Piggy dont do it

[sage zealot]

its the concealment mechanic, ships that get revealed too early gets shot to death

[gentle cargo]

What would u use?

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/turner-jungle-scuttle-gif-24651177

[sage zealot]

perferably a better carrier but if you insist on IB...

Mecklenburg also exists, and that better be Zwei

[gentle cargo]

i not use Meck...

[dark solstice]

Embrace Formi

[gentle cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-formidable-gif-20466212

[raven grove]

Boop

[sage zealot]

formi overrated, bring back centaur love

[gentle cargo]

My Formi Plush says otherwise

[dark solstice]

formi better but centaur good too

[nova elm]

Embrace Albion, loving elf ladies.

[sage zealot]

Unironically better then Implacable in that mob fleet too

[gentle cargo]

Implac swapped with Formi ROGER ROGER

https://tenor.com/view/roger-roger-roger-roger-that-copy-that-robots-gif-5912820

[stark fox]

Ah yes, the Tom and Jerry cartoon where no one wins

[dark solstice]

The viewer wins

[stark fox]

Do we?

[dark solstice]

and that other kitty if its the one i am thinking of

[stark fox]

You mean the one that stole Tom's girl?

[dark solstice]

yea

[stark fox]

And the Mouse that stole Jerry's Girl?

[stable plank]

the bristol who sold the world

[dark solstice]

cant remember the mouse but remember the other cat driving off with her in a roadster

[sage zealot]

[dark solstice]

You need more Royal navy subs to fix that

[sage zealot]

i didnt even use subs

[gentle cargo]

immagine 7 years in Royal Navy still has 0 Subs while Italy has 3..... RIP

[sturdy ether]

Yo chat how to build a good fleet

[dark solstice]

WIsh subs were just controlled by the comp

[gentle cargo]

is that your W15 fleet? or what?

[dark solstice]

like i didnt have to move the zone i mean

[nova elm]

Preferably it can float

[sage zealot]

that was my updated lethal w15 fleet

i did it originally without lion and trafalgar

[gentle cargo]

Fully AI Controled or Manual?

[sage zealot]

lmao manual

[gentle cargo]

SHIT....

[sturdy ether]

[gentle cargo]

WHO THE F Still uses Manual in Azur lane in 2026

[sage zealot]

havent played the game manual for 6 years ay this point

[nova elm]

Usually the shinier the equipment, the better it is

[nova elm]

Hi

[thorn saddle]

The weirder the setup the more it'll want manual to do late game content

[viscid ledge]

I'm decommissioning most of my Elite shipgirls cause I'm out of dock space. And dock extension are still in Gems.

[thorn saddle]

[gentle cargo]

Buy New Dockspace

[rain valley]

I do
it's a chill game to play while watching a video or listening to music

[devout bough]

[viscid ledge]

I'm F2P so no, I don't need that many shipgirls. Unless their UR.

[sage zealot]

Until some stubborn people , I grinded out tech and gear so I can actually use my waifus in endgame

[sage zealot]

All of late game AL is grinding lvl120 fleet tech of shitty commons

[viscid ledge]

That's why I got the Königsberg sisters in 125

[gentle cargo]

THIS is Why i wait for them To Adjust Gameplay.... At some point they have too... or the Game simply just Dies..

[thorn saddle]

125 seems excessive as it's only 120 that gives the tech

[sage zealot]

Their fix to your laziness is releasing more op ships

[devout bough]

i have 560 dock space and it barely feels enough

[sage zealot]

Lion has like double the dps of monarch

[nova elm]

Goblin!

[devout bough]

i feel like they should make dockspace available for cheaper

now that we're in the 8th year of the game

[thorn saddle]

I got 900 on the dot and I'm using over 750 of it

[viscid ledge]

800+ warship waifus in the game

[nova elm]

150 gems or 100 would be nice

[sage zealot]

Less

[stable plank]

dock space actually gets more expensive at some point

[rain valley]

dockspace is rough on collectors

[devout bough]

i retired all my rares

and common

[weak parrot]

chill birds

[devout bough]

actually no

i keep some of them

[gentle cargo]

My Lazinness is there because i have a real life that has a mom who needs my help or in this case needed. AND THEN Nowdays 900 Games want your attention each Day while u just have 24 hours ... So YES.. i GO the Lazy route.

[stable plank]

me who has 1 copy of each ship and multiples of the ones i like

[thorn saddle]

I mean, to play the game you only need the base amount and the right ships

[gentle cargo]

i Need all of OP nees i can Get

[thorn saddle]

So if you just wanna play for that you can easily

[sage zealot]

Cheeky has 100% collection rate and hes F2P, its about spending your gems wisely

[devout bough]

imagine playing azur lane and only caring about the "good" and "op" ship

🥀

[rain valley]

just ignore the elitism
play how you want, go at your own pace
doesn't matter how you clear the content, just that you do if that's you goal

[viscid ledge]

I got all that Z destroyers that I got and didn't retired them, so as the Mutsuki and those other Sakuran common-rare destroyers.

[nova elm]

Play the game for Vanguard

[thorn saddle]

I'm being a lazy fuck on getting cavalla for the 100% cause she's in war archives

[devout bough]

although

[weak parrot]

Meta chasers are disgusting

[gentle cargo]

Mate u see my Profile pic right?

[devout bough]

i wish they made Hermione and Charybdis less shit ability wise

[nova elm]

their only hope is just a really OP augment, which is impossible

[devout bough]

augment for shit ships never helps

just look at Algerie

augment only helps on already ok ships

[gentle cargo]

Look at Eugen

[frank marten]

Eugen zwei incoming

[nova elm]

Eugen augment doesn't exist, it's a Mandela effect

[gentle cargo]

Only Way is Remove skill Ad new reworked Skill... Whic h they only did on Graf Zeppelin

[sage zealot]

Chary was just a testing dummy for zwei

[viscid ledge]

I lost my Bismarck Zwei cause I've been gone for too long.

[thorn saddle]

Gimme an augment for u110, it'll be funny cause it'll upgrade her funny RNG skill

[cinder pagoda]

just give Eugen a retrofit that is pure damage increase

[weak parrot]

My favourite Royal Navy ship is Chlamydia

[gentle cargo]

Eugen Refit- Increasing Armor size by over 9000

[cinder pagoda]

they WOULD do that

[frank marten]

More available gun for Surcouf would be nice

[lavish oracle]

who is klee and why is everybody her oomf

[weak parrot]

Coursuf

[devout bough]

never mention my sweet Charybdis in the same sentence as shitmarck again

[viscid ledge]

Hipper not having the Atlantic Bow while Eugen (even Tallinn) explains why Hipper is flat as cutting board.

And thicker armor.

[gentle cargo]

Charybdis got banged by Bismarck KEKW

[weak parrot]

that doesn’t change the fact that I’m gonna touch you

[devout bough]

?

[frank marten]

Or it's because she got hit by gw

[devout bough]

vro doesn't history

🥀

[gentle cargo]

WHUT.. u said never mention them in 1 sentence

[frank marten]

[drowsy dagger]

Her META beats her by a small margin

[gentle cargo]

DID i said it Was Historical

[weak parrot]

META sex

[nova elm]

Sourdough with Mecklegun would he funny

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blows-bubbles-the-bimba-gif-27089126

[sage zealot]

They though Chary black hole skill was gonna carry her . Overcompensated and made chary notoriously bad , even for a dido

[gentle cargo]

Which Richelieu Ship got gangbanged from behind by Alabama?

[weak parrot]

Greeks have some of the coolest surnames

[gentle cargo]

wasnt it JB?

[rain valley]

none?

[devout bough]

none?

[weak parrot]

Metaxas is an awesome last name

[devout bough]

why is every single of @gentle cargo's history take wrong

[rain valley]

rip

[sage zealot]

It was Massa that shot up JB

[devout bough]

don't forget the nazi missile submarine yesterday

[weak parrot]

JB = James Bameron

[drowsy dagger]

mistook another Chocolate Babe

[nova elm]

did he say that?

[devout bough]

yes

[nova elm]

O.

[weak parrot]

anyway

boobs

[gentle cargo]

it was in Egypt

[devout bough]

omg Charybdis hi!!!!!

[viscid ledge]

Fritz X sunk Roma btw. We need Fritz X on game.

[devout bough]

see? @nova elm

[weak parrot]

Egyptian slavery

[nova elm]

Yeah now I see

[weak parrot]

Who the fuck is Fritz X

[rain valley]

Battle of Casablanca

[granite parcel]

A guided bomb