#al-general
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oh my fucking god
IM TALKING ABOUT THE ADMIRAL HIPPER CLASS
no casual clothes have that much side boobs
seylitz and lutzow are represented as different ships ingame -_-
baddie -> Baddie
we talking about grannies?
this jit
They do when Eugen wears em
omg
oot, what is the name for the shirt? sleeveless shirt??
LETS GOOOO GRANNY HOUR
my granny can't be this cute
Oh but she CAN be
tallin is the renamed Lutzow, and Weser is the converted hipper Seylitz
granny life chose me
hmm
yeah, they squeeze tomatoes into tomato puree
"tallin is the renamed Lutzow, and Weser is the converted hipper Seylitz"
this is literally who they are in AL, both non finished ships had different fates; and thats represented in AL
i dont care about the INGAME versions bro
i was just asking who IS IN THE HIPPER CLASS
out of the three damn sisters
i was missing one
looked up wikipedia and decided to add these two
alongside blucher
THE SUPPOSEDLY ONE SHIP I FORGOT ABOUT
blucher loves you no matter what, even if you forget her
they are also the name of unfinnished hippers
stop
that lutzow become Tallin
but that doesn't mean that they are not the names of WW1 battlecruisers
the ship was finished as Tallin
thats what i was mentioning
yeah because she got transferred to the goddamn soviets
man stfu
@magic venture
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planned as Lutzow and Seylitz, but they became Tallin 

Seydlitz become Weser
always using the same damn picture too
pig you missed the mention
get outta here
Always kai cenat
no
they're confident in their product @lone vapor
it was always mr beast
thats why
even the wiki articles show the changed names
their product is dogshit and should be cremated
stop talking
i dont wanna hear this bullshit anymore
@devout bough pig save us...
sorrry, you missed the reply

holy denial
denial
words, I confuse them sometimes

violence is always the answer
there is only 1 in the entire world

no
i dont have any toys
not even legos or hotwheels
super flexible rubber pig, good for all sorts of beating
never liked toys
isn't that same as those orang utan squishable toy??
what are you
evil or something
2000 yen
you are red after all
not too bad
and most importantly, football
Biscuits
what a nice childhood
it looks so cute
i didnt have time for some stupid toy that i'd forget about in like two months after getting it
i just want to put it on my shelf
you can do that
i mean, i do have a pig plushie on my bed
but id say its a waste of money in my opinion

a plushie is a different
highkey what size are bismarck's funbags
but toys are just a waste of money
you must be really good at managing money @lone vapor
how wide are bismarck's thighs
yesn't
granny
ngl now that i think about it
yes i am wise with my money
i spent all my time watching you
i ain't
this is so cute
i bought pngs
so have i
very granny
investing is weird

what happens if your investment falls
you die
i invest in bad bitches
pamiat boobies
bad bitches use it as fuel
btw
does anyone know the size of bismarck's funbags
7
50 cubic meters
jesus christ
depends what skin she has on
we're not zenless zone zero

34dd or sum shit
Grows in-between skins
in that skin, they are approximately.... very large
"We... Are Azur Lane."
not for you but
i am not azur lane
Crimson Axis
Enough for me to bounce on them
bismarck got super inflated in this skin
how long is it still on
Lowkey might be my least favorite skin of her
i might just buy it
wtf do you mean this mf ass bitch has 7 whole pages of official arts
fucking wehraboo pandering
i think i copped that skin
what happened
dan
pigbooru
tomato
I thought he was talking to that guy over there
tomato, is your english comprehension not the bed
bismarck is a old ass ship lmao, enty still has more
i have a feeling that you might not be entirely following here

hmmm yummers
mmm?
she used to be normal sized
sorry im not paying attention to fucking discord every second
also quick secret reveal
tomato is bigger than cowpens
i am still playing nfs heat
so please spare me the bullshit
no, no mercy
what do you even call this style of "clothing", underwear?
this year will be year of the Iris
it took me less than 24 hours to finish the game by the way
Richelieu oath
like what the fuck
proceeds to get a 3 ship mini event
new Clemenceau L2D
that'd still be better than most years
last nfs i played was nfsmw

i might play it again
sooo
hell no
and underground
like is this supposed to be a lingerie
2012?
i was a lil kid
nope
the og
the og one
ahh
they won way too hard with Alsace and Moggy, not gonna get a event for few more years
i wanna cop all the og nfs gamss
i was a lil kid last time i played that
it's underwear you wear when you intend to get railed later that night
like carbon n underground
still not as bad as what they did to eugen
say you had to describe it to a blindfolded person, how do you even start
do they have boss system like og MW or carbon??
Hm?
i fucking love golfs
in heat?
god bless golfs
yep
not that i remember
same
the last nfs i played was hot pursuit tb
i also play golf irl
wdym it's just an excuse for me to rail Clemenceau behind a bush outdoors
in sports clothing

we should do a golf date..

how golf called a sport?
oh. youre one of those sportsball fans
if players use sport-tools ,to play with a ball, with scores , then probably a sport
i didnt
i just asking, i'm not into sports, except volley ||damn those thigh||
i used my starter car
pool is a sport
like any normal guy
tbf i had to try them out
and after that my buick steamrolled everything
oh hey let me just hit that ball as hard as i can
love my drift build
and hope the ball lands near the hole
but why golf so pricey?
overshot
volleyball is goated.
idk
because old people
yeah
he's one of those sports fan
overpriced sport
yeah i only follow football or basketball
ping pong is fun when you think about it
my favorite sport is bed tester
gets hella competitive after a while
oohhh
like how the actual fuck do the athletes have that much of a feel of the paddle
holy shit
yea
like you can bend the shit out a small ass ball
baseball was alright
curve that shit twin
quite liked it
baseball is great
what is your best time?
3 seconds
i played a canadian sport one time where you had to catch a puck in a basket
or someshit
JB firing at Americans
it was interesting
can i use an actual pickle
yes
blessed
yes you can use an actual pickle for pickleball
still waiting on season 4
true.
oh lawd i need to cop the koenigsegg agera in heat
god damn
Woah
suddenly, I wanna play golf
Didn't know that image existed

Only 1 turret
Largely unfinished superstructure
My poor girl

Anyways time to level the colonizer brit
Wiisjsjsusisoaowjwbshddh
big beautiful boingers
I have no meta
For almost 2 hvarcats
Once i get my 2nd hvarcat this event
That will bring my total to 4 hvarcats
4 should be enough, some comps want more but bleh
is the hvar from this new or is it same as yorkzwei
sam exact one
Same as sextown
Go check
no
Tell me how many you have
at least 3
I wonder how many I have 
prints
i barely grinded this event
Love you gobbla 
let me finish this deez 3 run
deez runs
i have 87 prints currently
hmm
How many hvarcats do you have rn
ive crafted two maybe in thr past

idk
how many hours until event finish?
i have 4 currently
maybe 40h
40 i think
ooh 1 more day then to do missions
Got a few prints
YOINK
hru mommy calamari


mmm
What the heck is this
Refresh
1hr Hs are awesome
More mechanics
OH NOOOOOOO
so a total of 6 submarines to be used huh
We will now feel the slow torture
Of Operation Pedestal
Of being constantly harrased by submarines
who will be the legendary SS Ohio?
Barely knowing where concealed enemies are
hmm
Ohio as a Fleet Auxiliary
Even more stalling unsinkable skills
She should have like
3 unsinkable procs
To be historically accurate
hmm
Hmm
Mmm

Oof finally got my kasumi leveled enough that I can two-shot Yorktown meta
(I know i know ow filthy casual but I figure two shooting is a reasonable goal)

kurumi is what makes yorky meta easier
the what now?
collab ship becomes meta
Kurumi
we have kurumi at home
Argh stupid fat fingers on phone and autocorrect yes kurumi
although Momo is prob better 
"Uh uh max dock space" "oh they're going to scrap some ships" (idk if they're good im still new) "hmm 43 medals" "wait -8 eight ships?" "OH MY GOD" i'm guess this is what their mind was like
idk. But i noticed they deleted only grown shipgirls. And left lolis
i wonder which ships are gonna be viable on chapter 16 this time
U heard me bro
understandable
man if you were in lil e you would have seen lion
100% collection no more⦠for awhile
is that supposed to be bad or
big shipgirls take too much space
you can have many small ships

thats not how it works-
Wish I couldnāt read sometimes

||depends on view point||
Why the fuck am I getting a reply to this
Discord mobile strikes again
YEAHHHHHHH NICE PIG
Yay
Now you need to get 2 more
You guys already know what Iām gonna sayā¦
I dont have momo leveled unfortunately. Kurumi was hilariously closer bec
That took a while
LION SPOTTED LION

Lions thighs so thicc
Cause I got a bunch of her in the event
woahh
Snow. Why are u not snowing here
hmm
I want a snow
I dont wanna
Scary lion

Lion looks like his wife made him sleep on sofa.

When lion is in my dock, trophy room getting hit by the screenshot in less then a millisecond.
Just wait a year and a half tho
woops forgot one. my bad :/
I could apply it everywhere

@pastel oracle


Cowsegs
š„
LION SPOTTED LION

Now please stop flexing in my face

World 16 full french here I come
How many worlds are there
Are we getting a rerun event after this current one?

dont worry. not having any bismarck skins š
i'm gonna touch you
ā¦
I need more gems to buy more skins ngl
Btw Barbarossa how much cubes you got?
its time to feed the cat
Dam youāre not gonna get any time to gamble for Musashi lol
why would you gamble for musashi? she is in perma exchange
GLORY TO THE KITCHEN LOLI
I meant that too
But uh you can do both

time to sleep

good night all
Still sad Helena didn't make the cut in her group. Hopefully Yorktown will
Fdg my beloved
Yeah. I still have a lot. Because i spent most cubes on the event banner. Which doesnt count to main banner
Mommy fdg
Youāll get her someday 
Musashi my beloved
But you also got Guam event
ONE DAY
What?
Guam?
I heard of her.
How she looks like
You ever watched Oshi No Ko?
Who?
No. But i know most characters
This her but prob the worst gif for it
hmm
Ruby, but blue
Charybdis wink is too precious
Ah with twintails
that girl
Uh....yeah i imagine
Biggest fraud
Anyway
I dont like Oshi No Ko
But it teaches a lot about idol industry
Yes
Ohā¦
Looks good
Mainly that it sucks
Yeah. It sucked. And will suck
true
The ages of characters in plot are crazy
even the smallest thing can get u boomed
š
Gwam
I see
dido and scylla best maids

Maid harem
I love all of them
Yeah

Yeahā¦.

Belfast remains my favourite
Yuri is the right of all sentient life
-some steel balled guy
Hehā¦
TF is this server broš
Sorry~ my gem(550ā150) is loss, buy dock lol 
Wait that's a sick combo
First time?
It's pretty awesome new auxiliary skins come in combos
Skill issue
glad u agree
Nah y'all need to be slimed

I'm done comparing ISPs after getting a second opinion and it turns out the cable company is actually the best suited for me, but they're also more expensive... oh well
U can leave if u dont like
Si don't have ccard but cannot buy gem lol 
As an f2p. Same
sirius spotted
I request nep

yamato entering san francisco is better
Lol
Ww2 another scenarios would be crazy
Don't have that plus it was a gif brawl
there's a gif of it
Send
Ik
Search gifs
Doesnt show
Just realised it too
nvm, there's no gif of it, but there are images of it
Nahhhh gifs all the way
cursed japanglish
TF is furashisuko
..
try some of the italian shipgirl names
Giulio Cesare
Zara remains Zara
I'm in school btw
well yes, that's an easy one
Leonardo Di cappuccino
hmm
ć¬ćŖćć«ćć»ćć»ć“ć£ć³ć
Reonarudo da vuinchi
Sukuna tier
Sukuna Bakushin O
oh em gee, lv120
using names with both r and l is kind of cheating, tbh
they don't have another option
the l and r sound are the same for them
it's this in between trill
hell, v can transcribed as ć“ or ć
ć“ is more modern invention
but historically, they just used ć (bi) for most v sounds
shhh
except Vladivostok
which is actually historically 浦唩 Urajio
Even if the Japanese landed on American Soil, theyād never make it through the strongest defense we have
The dust bowl
well yeah
an actual successful invasion would be impossible
but it's a thought experiment fiction so eh
i mean most of the actual stuff that happened in there are things the IJN never actually had on the table
like that passing reference to an invasion of australia
there were no plans for it because they weren't stupid
why is there history discussion in my boat porn channel
the only action there was actually planned for the mainland US was the I-400s deploying bombers to strafe the west coast
that sentence sounds like it would be said by someone with a complete lack of understanding of scale
i mean in comparison an actual invasion, a small scale bombing of the west coast by I-400s is nothing
Us people want boobs instead
they weren't intending to target the entire west coast anyway
it was mostly centered around california iirc
im about to gamba
hmmm
skin gamba
but then I recently found out that people I know were under the impression that you could hit all the tourist hotspots in egypt in a week by car
europeans who visit texas assume they could drive through it a day
i mean to be fair, scale is hard to picture
they apparently didn't get the memo that it's a very big country and even the stuff near the nile is days apart
i think they know egypt is big, they just don't realize that the nile is that big
thanks for your service sir
you take a plane to travel to those places unless you've got a very long vacation
or unless it's your job to travel through egypt via car
Thanks⦠she looks so cutesā¦.. 
hell, even just Cairo itself is freaking huge
most people don't realize that most cities are actually massive
Iāve driven trough france multiple times so I can imagine
Texas is a bit bigger
i think it's especially the case with europeans
with how small each country is
and how easily you can just pass through
well, that's actually just western american cities being massive
yeah, houston counts as west
most cities east of the mississippi are european sized
most huge US cities are just poorly planned, hideously inefficient
the west suffers from urban sprawl
Parking lot
hmm
it's the result of a car centric culture
Though its gotten a bit better
most things are built to put cars first
cars are intresting
Houston dallas fort worth metroplex
we got rid of those laws decades ago
but to be completely fair, seeing people walk randomly across the street is pretty annoying, even if i'm not in a car
like even when i just walk somewhere
it's just wack seeing someone walk across the road so casually
that's just how streets work over here, unless you're on a highway you will probably see pedestrians at some point
if theres no cars and u cant see any coming
u should be free to go as long as u make it quick
From communities created by the US governmentās stupid zoning laws
i mean small residential streets i get
but those big
arterial streets
don't walk across them
like come on
that's just stupid
it would certainly help if your guys didn't keep adding lanes while failing to solve the traffic problems

pedestrians getting stuck on the highway just brings more questions than sympathy
Poorer communities are usually completely blocked in by highways
Creating a food and amenities desert
Omagaaaaa
omagaaaaaa
Ouhhh boats ā“ļø š„ļø š¢ āµ š¤ š£āāļø š£ š£āāļø
so many boats
bet
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
i thought it was something you just put into shirley temples
Hey Apri


nut
cherry juice has always been a cocktail component
to me
why can't she do cranberry juice
she's american
Itās not red
I donāt understand how those two things connect
Is it cuz red??
hi barb 
Yes.
Halford is a fake vampire
Aisu 
@tight goblet u seen Turq?
But sheās a cute fake vampire dork
aw manā¦. They shouldāve made her real vampireā¦.
but whatever, of course manjuu would do weird things
Fake alucard lol
i haven't heard that name since 2015
we already have a few real vampires
3:08am Iām struggling to sleep
Workaholic fake vampire is big cute
Holy peak
Just sleep
veneto swimsuit pleas
Let me help you 
Thank you thatās very helpful
Ik
W
sounds awful tbh
TOMATO
and how is she a fake vampire again
Cuz sheās not a vampire
am i seeing right
awwwwwww Iām a little worried about the workaholic thing but awwwwwwww
the pinheadass
Oh no not youā¦and donāt bonk me
@stark fox 
Hi tomat
why did you assume that she was a vampire in the first place


She doesn't even make it look like she's a vampire
LeBron James

or she does idk I don't have her
LeJames Bron
big bronson reed

Man auto correct just hates you
Me and LeBron go way back ngl
My keyboard hates u too Soda
Donāt worry sheās very diligent

bold of you to assume that this is ALO
You were a sperm when LeBron was in his prime
I will find yo ass soon
Also she likely gets her outfits from Fladher
lebron sucks though
Peakšāļø
he's a shill
absolutely agree
you know you can just not say anything when you don't know shit about what's being discussed?
Im just confused on pin calling her a "fake" vampire out of nowhere
because she is a fake vampire
i'm working on getting halford
She isn't even a vampire let alone a fake vampire
does she make herself look like a vampire
she's supposed to be a pretend vampire
does the banner end in 15hrs or
she acts like it
im working on getting kendrick
Maintennace tomorrow
For alas, veneto got new memory
does she do acapella?
The āI hope you donāt think servants have the right to say noā thing sounds suspicious but hell yeah!!!!!!! Doesnāt really feel like the commanders the servant though
What does getting new memory mean?
oh aight
Uh, noā¦.Iām good Iām not gonna accept some blood from someone i donāt know
Your stupid
please do not the boobs
I love drinking blood anyways
And ugly
salty as hell
Secretary quest
Wait wait. Mb. Maintenance as always on Thrusday. I thought Thursday tomorrow.
Also cuz she calls herself a āVampire lordā
what in gods name
I see. Ok
what is this 2016 emo behaviour
yeah now I understand
Sheās just a big vampire nerd.
And she is adorable
wdym by 2016 this is 2016 my brother
so she's like those twilight things that claim they are vampires
Uhā¦.
I will send your shit packing if you do that
I hope you stub your toe
I hope you fall off the bed
Soda u got cornered
I hope your sheets are cold
It just smells like teen spirit
I hope your pillow is hot on both sides
Kids be kidsā¦ā¦
at least, she comes off as a kid lol
Quiet, Fake fruit
ok wtf i cant make payment
Oh no Iām even closerā¦
Not the gay alucard.
FUCK YOU GOOGLE PLAY
Both Alucard are tuff ngl
NO
Take it back
pin it's fake vegetable
Iām sorry š
Say Iām smart and handsome and I wonāt retire
Nah, heās a fake fruit
Give me that instead bro I lack this shit
Doesnāt even go in FRUIT salad
Your smart and handsomeā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Only in Vegetable salads
Vegeta?
this alucard will condemn you to an eternity of suffering for shit talking his mom
Mustāve been the wind
How exactly are we the servant again. Like she just wants to roleplay (more like just calling the commander a servant) while also working her ass off
Yep, thatās it sheās getting it retiredā¦nvm sheās staying

This alucard is so dramatic
GIMME YOUR SODAK
hmmm isn't it fake fruit and fake veggie then?
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