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Yamato
Erm

Dont fall for it WV
I shant
If you cover yourself in oil, you won't sink
🤔
I'll check it out.
It works pretty badly, I drowned
🤔
launch game, set some commissions, check PC, go back to game and UI is broken again, please whatever is causing this bug, fix it already
🤔
It's crazy how easy it was to get Lexington II but no Cleveland or Cowpens yet
RNG is a mystery
do you think maybe the R in RNG would give you a hint?
settled cough just a joke
Pasadena likes to give people purple hell
She was the last one for me
Yeah haven't got them yet either
Was worth spending the money for quick finishers to get her tho
Bob
Along with her skin, so i got more than enough out of this update
I like how happy go lucky Pasadena is in her quotes and Jusstgram messages
bob?
She is a cleveland at heart
I'm especially happy she turned out closer to fargo in design rather than Santa Fe.
Santa Fe wears like literally nothing
And is just a rumor spreader
Easily my least favorite of all currently added cleveland sisters
Hmm
Me and @radiant cipher
I don’t get how some girls don’t wear underwear
You just let that shit hang out and sweat and stink
hmm
Wait, was she actually in slow ahead
Yes
10th HVAR acquired, time to go back to campaign
I find it amazing that Pasadena's only formation voice line is manipulating Santa Fe into spreading rumors about a party
Or music festival she's putting together
I forget
Point is, Santa Fe is a good tool for advertising
Imagine Vietnamese waifu game
Beyblade factory simulator
What
Was the first thing i thought of when I heard vietnam
The trees are speaking Vietnamese
My brain knows very little about Vietnam
Off and on it's hard to keep one ship in mind that will stay your favorite. I want to purchase at least one skin for one ship. Never done that in the past.
What life feels like when Sodak isn’t Iowaposting
How does this happen

2 missing xp
akashi feels like it
Hmm

Hmm
when the alcohol kicks in and the newly-divorced milf starts touching you without consent so you lowkey realize that life isn't that bad anymore

Shut up femboy
Man I really want thighs
hi Infu 
I need it to be fatter
I have the normal and other version of her.
Ofc unused 
Omagaaa
nut
unfortunately?
by sunrise tomorrow morning, the world will finally be rid of children
-w-
A child was born the minute you said this btw
A woman? Wanting me?
Don’t flatten yourself a fake woman
Done

Omagaaaaa
Aisu 
Hi gob 
Good morning.
Taihou is not fake
Test
good morning laners
Mornin'

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Hmm
when the valorant e-daters are too busy flirting to play the game so you lowkey get a 25 killstreak to deploy a nuke to their houses

hmmmm
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do u think taihou secretly drinks kashino milk to stay competitive? 
jesse
wtf are you talking about?
kashino gets released in early 2023
taihou summer skin gets released later in the year

coincidence? I think not
tomboy wife
FOR THE LAST TIME
I
AM
NOT
ICE CREAM
or are you...
indeed Aisu 
SHUT UP
-w-
Shaved ice
.
🍧
we agreed on Kakigōri)
On what now
nut calling me Kakigōri
valid
Marry birb, have daughter with birb, Taihou's just winning

I've never heard of kakigori
wakagi
hmm
I have a theory its impossible to sakura empire to cover their upper torso
Properly
yes
because i keep taking their clothes off
I raise you hatsuharu normal skin
What's up losers
upon retrofit is not covered properly anymore tho lol
hmm
mm
PSA
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
skibidi toilet
Any person that likes feet is a loser unless your a homie
Thats why she got killed off
Gm everyone
Guten Morgen?
It's morning already?
I guess
It’s 10:42am for me
Its 7:42 for me
5:43
6:43 but no fking sun
Normal for winter
I live in the equator
I think I’m tired
Same
Hmm
A 5 minute nap never hurt anyone.
4 hour*
That 5 minute gonna turn into 3 hours
"it's only 3-4 hour. What can you miss in that time? Probably nothing!"
(cosplaying as a devil)
I once had like a 6 hour 5 minute nap
Take 4 more naps for 5 minutes then

Because
Wait why didn’t it explode
That are one minute
Wait
Which own real is real th house flying or exploding g
Ah
I’m to tired to type
Holy shit
Clearly the flying house
Uhhhhh indeed
@GROK what is this man saying?
@GROK what is he saying bra✌️✌️✌️
Hmm
UHUH?
Lmao
@GROK reverse this man's edit and magnify by 200%
iknowwhatyousayin
Saladsareoverratedashell
Jarvis put this man in a bikini
The humble government with cluster bombs from Vietnam
Im not laffey
Just jump over them
Laffey would fall asleep in a zombie apocalypse✌️
Laffey taffy all the way
Bro thinks he's mamario
Lowkey I might be

YES I am what are you gonna do about it
Filthy jalapeño eater
Very dangerous. Never sleep for 4 minutes or 6 minutes. Your house explodes if you do~
Wrong continent-
Laffey would clutch in a zombie apocalypse
Oh, bad fact.
Tomatoes weren't originally in pasta.
Oh, fun fact.
Tomatoes are lowkey red
Tomatoes were originally in the Americas.
Italy is in Europe
Mine are green? Wtf where do you live?


But lowkey
Low-key berry berry smart
It’s fine because as long as I dream big I can do anything
Berries?
hmm
North Flight my beloved
Ahhhh
bananas, however, are berries
Yes
as are kiwis
As long as the seeds are outside, it can't be a berry


Only a billion bananas?
humans are berries confirmed
Hello
hello (derogatory)
Fe-Fe-Fernandooo aloooooonsooooo
My stomach is smoll :<
you have a stomach?
Uhhhhh skill issue
Yes
human seeds
Seeding the field
Jarvis, cut his hair and make him look like eleven and put him in a maid dress full of women who like twinks.
That’s mean ngl
I’m gonna touch you
My ships are in my dorm starving btw
They're gonna turn into metal scraps bruh😭 😭 😭

Mods
Uh oh
"It was only the wind"
Dw guys I fed them
I only feed north flight
How about south flight?
What about east flight
West flight?
Lowk don’t feed ships and promise you’ll feed them all they gotta do is overwork themselves but then you don’t feed them

Northeast flight?
Lemme feed sirens
i don't feed ships in dorms
I AGREEE!

Ref isn't this Shipgirl abuse?
Nah
Nah
mmm
Hmmm
hmm
hmm
I love boobs
Vampire boobs
Demon boobs
Now hold on….
Hold on…
Man boobs
boob boob
Ruined it
Idk about this
insect boobs
Praying mantis ahh
I will spam it in your DMS 
Go ahead
But I don’t accept the dm

Ahh what the fuck
Godamnit a counter
Yall know when you’re chilling in bed and suddenly a tear comes down your ey

Mods
@cyan idol Im playing too
og 
Wrong channel lol
says last updated 3 months ago -w- so maybe they're in a silence period like the other time
Slaimuda? The tierlist website?
@nova elm made this
We should probably check up on their discord server ngl.
@sinful vapor 
Bnuy

it's actually alive
MoooooM
the only thing is
They're not editing it?
the last server news was on september
"we added everything before pr8, hope X recovers soon" september 7th

Huh
Tf
Sometimes
take your meds
you might be hallucinating
Taka Hallucinations
U better not
Ooo
Or the boys will jump you
i think the game really wants me to finish meck
I wish this happened to me but for Bayard-
Mon président ! Le 2ème baguette has hit la Eiffel
OWARI ON 3 LETS FCKING GO
no one gives a fuck about ur opinion as usual
What's group C
nooo dont fight
its basically the third round of the voting
Oh
pov you suggested to your commissar that they make a tactical retreat
Not English
Graf Zeppelin aproaches, Tactical retreat not Needed.
Must death to pig
Just earthquake warning
remind me, does the burg appear on any manga?
Oh
Rare in my area
Hindenburg, cuz last time I rember it was only Ägir with Hipper
girthquake warning
thats one huge menacing stare
My GRAF
formi falling


long time no cheese, Nariko 
cheese?
i am swiss....... i always have Cheese

how you look at azur lane shipgirls when they say "stop staring at me" with the largest ever boobs conceived by mankind


"tell your boobs to stop staring me in the eyes"
u activate Dive bomb and just Fall into Pillows
Go blind
a while ago I tasted goat cheese
tell the boobs to stop covering the whole damn screen

biggest mistake of my life 
that is Disgusting...... that is Greek cheese... not swiss.
I didn't saw any gameplay or played azur lane.. Do u guys suggest me to try it?
We Swiss Have Proper Kashinos as Milk Supply
💀
I show gameplay
Where
The Head of Taiho Lovers Gives seal of Approve!
Anyway can i get the hot characters or am i too late?
You get the hot ships every time its gacha
Good point
2026 is the Year of BIG FAT BOOBA!
just depends how old the boat you like is
Its actually year of honse
added to the game wise
But thas good too
cant gacha for my favorite boat 💔
Imagine
Operation sex
Pervert
i am debating if i need to farm for another HRVA Rocket Plane
2026 is the Year of Daisen
Year of the mambo
Horse
PROUD Pervert..... After all i Play Azur lane.. Where skins get u banned on Stream for showing LUL
I’m gonna touch you

nah
23rd hvarcat blueprint confirmed
I have spoken
2 more
Bache
And i can escape the mine
The dreaded hvarcat mine
How does her boobs move like that
anime gravity works different
Hello all!

one day she gonna get a new l2d 🥀
hvarti
bongotago
Gowbens
fake cowgirl < real dog girl
holy jiggles
i speak truth to power
._.
Waste of wine
epic reference
AL anime kinda wild
alagi licking kaga
then like next episode atago assaults her sister

Wearing clothes is illegal in most jurisdictions
Did you know that you need to breathe to live?
no i didnt know
this is how the US wins in the olympics
I want the sauce to this
probably even larger than her head as usual
In dm

Who the fuck breathes any more
And this?
A relic of a bygone era when times were simple and game were fun
and when u actually owned the game
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Oldie
the NFS's ^
17 pushing 30
800 is enough for me LUL
Giv me some
Xbox 360 Minecraft
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Black Ops 1 and 2
I noticed something
i started playing game, when Moba was still a Dota warcraft3 map
I'm fucking old
Why deadends looks like your fucking stupid
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Guam my love
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Did someone say dock space 
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Hello
Yeah , now when i think about it only Twitter can azur lane post its ads there , because of how pervert the characters looks like
@pastel oracle ITS SPECIAL DAY TODAY
MY Jam was NFS MW 2005 and Carbon, Those where my Jam when i was a small Lil Boy and looked at the older Kids Play those on PC when i still played with my Toy Cranes and stuff.
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MW2 was so peak back in the day
wasn't that the game where you could drive around the map like an idiot on 1st person point of view?
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I liked that
Ooh hokusai
Driver San Francisco was so peak tooo
my dock always needs constant enhancing and sorting
MW2? i was too young for that..... My Mom didnt Let me play it.

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Bro I played Saints Row 2 and GTA at 5
I also was too young for cod
Or maybe younger
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who are all those thousands? do you have a 1000 san Diegos oathed?
I have like 700 Indy’s I think

remember CoD: Ghost ? (2013), about a mission when US raided Venezuella's capital , sounds de javu?
Nope
It totally was a possibility tbh
This event i tried to Stream The New Update.... i was.... Somewhat Fine on Twitch.... BUT The moment i Showed Cowpens..... BOOM Youtube Took down my Stream IMMEDIATELY.... its Devestating.
Controversial opinion, Ghosts was actually good and people shat way to hard on it, same with Advanced Warfare
i played Saints Row 3 Still never played 2.
/mute 1354791710672162966
Cuba, Venezuela, Middle east, only thing that would be surprising would be Mexico or some european nation tbh
2s4tyulpanspetsnaz#0 got muted.
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like
moment
I've played SR1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1 reboot
No idea what that was all about
remember battlefield 3's metro?
it's controversal opinions indeed...at least at the time, the setting conveniently omiitted out the advent of EVs
Russian moment
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probably a russian propaganda bot
Reboot...... YIKES.. that was HARD to Play through...
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AL Introduced: Ship Trading
Oh abso fucking lutely
novorossiya what is that thing all about? who is promoting on a gooner server for people to join and die in a trench on Donetsk?


i renamed Eugen Muse to Eugen..... Because the Normal Eugen is still Just Trash.
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Whu what, don't diss my girl like that
She's mad asf
Bismarck to Bismarck Zwei
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THAT is why i renamed Muse. Waifu, Better Waifu

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The Amount of Eugen Lovers...... WHY did Eugen Still never Won anything?
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LION SPOTTED LION

Back then when there where only 3 ships dont count
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She already won
I like this loading screen
2021,, Competition, 3 Ships and 900 Loli fletschers
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despite the condition
First she's just cuye asf and second mummy vibes
I love lion

Recency tbh
nice try
like, there was a spike on votes for Vittorio Cuniberti once the skin was announced
clap clap
wasn't it?

NOW..... MORE SERIOUS...... Eugen Retrofit when?
what the hell, same mindsey
Why she clapping her hands?
I have enough Oaths to say shes gas
evidently not
I still have four more rings
wait no, I think this might be outdated, let me get in the game.
Job is only thing allowing my spending habits

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Source: Trust me Bro
I'm working on more as time goes
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We Found the Helena guy 2.0 with Eugen
Nope, it's the most recent
Holy fuck that's a lot of Eugens
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rings for all the gals
Based asf bro
I AM Just Glad for TAIHO SUPREMACY!
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lol
Taihou farted and exploded

Sheffy better
Taiho still did more then the Whole Soviet navy in 100 years

My wife

heres 999
Stalin was too preoccupied ironing his moustache
Yeaahhhhhhh...... Soviet Navy fights soviet Equipment
Great Equipmet comrade

When I oath the next shipgirl i don’t know what to call her
i know what to call the Next Soviet ship
hehe
event going to end soon with two dead weeks in site 
Thank you for telling me this
What is it?
oh no, anyways
Don’t we have Guam event on the 15th?
next oath ship u shald follow German Engeneering and call her 35784 Numbers Like germans do .

besides the gun, event is dead for me
Next Soviet ship is gonna Be Named Failure 48.
It’s gonna be my first gun and I don’t have her so it’s good for me
Is her gun a CB gun?
"UNICORN IS THE GOAT!!"
yes
Same i farmed 3 of the Planes, all i needed
Good I’m using Ägir
60k
82k
Bro I’m like 30k
Speaking of his new level of stupidity the stupid question he asked me was what the hub would be called if it existed in the AL universe
It pmo so much I wanted to stick my hand through the phone screen to slap him

Hello Sirius chest kisser
ONLY Soviet ship that i renamed a Proper name is Lützow........ REASONS...
What reasons…?
WELL.... She is
- German
- Eugen Class
3.......... Beer
MUSS DAS SEIN



ok crafted her augment, so now Gouden gets the greatsword.
ketchup
Eugen was Laid down First
THEREFORE it is Called Eugen Class.....
i dont care if there where complications with eugen.....
i not call it after a Flatchested Women who spend most her career in dry dock and rotting there like this
You mean arse kisser
At least you have preferences
Not in this server
Are you sure
Why is it called Hipper class
Heh no need to start an arguement
Since its always been and permanently be Admiral Hipper-class for a long time
battle cats
John how much money have you spent on Azur Lane?
yes
Y e s
Rough estimate how much
in 4 years....like give or take 2000 USD
that is... very underwhelming and im happy it is
500 USD per year 
its not really THAT much
Since the BRS event over 1000 AUD for me
not a lot
Indeed
Shld give it to me so I can buy war thunder stuff 
WELL
To be fair....
besides 1 ship in the Eugen Class
all of them where ABSOLUTE dissapointments...
Blücher gets Rocket first mission
Hipper had a Perma subscription in dry dock
Lützow was ...... well.. ask soviets...
Seydlitz was never even completed #Zeppelinfate
truth birb nuke
Probably encroaching on 1500+
Yes lol
i spent a lot more on first 2 years, then steady about 300$ a year (on AL )
i dont wanna see my AL Bills
ok
I haven’t spent any on Al but maybe that’s a good thing

I have spent exactly 0 on azur lane

What can I say? it's dead week, if it truly is then good grief, that's great
Yet
I dropped 300 AUD minimum on Lexi alone
been a dead week for me so far lol
well this is interesting. btw what happened to the other shipgirl game? xD
genshin about twice that a year,
so another 2 weeks of it again
but because i ain't c6 sweaters
I am Glad AL is the Only Gacha i play Actively...... other wise.... uff
If wuwa was on Xbox I’d play it
Glad I spend on AL and not on Uma Musume 
2000 USD will not get me much in Uma Musume
Kantai Collection still alive and only in JP
i wait for 1 Game.... BECAUSE...
HER!!!
The rest idk
to each of thier own I suppose, thanks for the reply.
This looks like nikke I’m not sure might have to correct me
Name is top Right
Miresi
Ohhh I’m blind asf
I been playing Uma Musume since global launch and I only spent like 35 USD which were on those 3 star Uma bundles.
Honestly never heard of miresi
Not out yet, its a upcoming new Game
It reminded me off Nikke the design tbh
I see
Miresi : Invisible Future
What's ur twitch channel name?
oh right since dead week is coming up....I am curious what are the next batch of augments will be..... please give me Seattle and Gascogne augments 
Ooooo new augments?
this week sure
NarikoVT
When do they normally release new augments?
during dead weeks
I’ll take a augment that looks cool
Dead Weeks where its Called Cube Recovery and OR Major Events
Then ig it should be soon
Not EVERY Dead week
I’d love a fdg augment
MEH, FDG is still one of the MOST OP Ships

I’ve only heard she’s good for new players
I have her dev 30
NAAAAAAAAAAAA
azur lane goat debate
but yea you do not see augments dropping in events unless collabs or something else
She still in My Fleet
That’s good
we should get a lane ship
Apri

Hi apri
i just Love her skill that as soon something comes too close to her she immediately Sends a Barrage its way
Anything but a augment or retro for enty
DEUS VULT
UR richelieu
Cause she doesn’t need it 🗣️🔥
My goat still performing well in the big 26
I am being forced to say this
real
Now now hold on i was using her till w14 she goes incredibly hard ngl
AL twitter has been quiet other than reminding event is almost ending soon
I mean u are THE bird
WE NEVER gonna See Enterprise Retrofit or Aug.... They Jump Straight to Enterprise 2 At this Point
CVN-65 READY FOR DUTYY
Double Damage and Invincibility says it all 
she’s so amazing to use for a ship that old







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