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So when are we gonna get another arbiter?
@devout bough my chickens are scred of the snow and will not come out and they told me the pigs of the near farm are also scared of the snow
Theres like 3 left iirc?
cute
Sussex meta
Elden ring
exist for once in story then never appear again haha

red sussex
nah, she will summon an entire family

Nordsex, Wessex, Sussex, Essex (hms), Middlesex
sounds like new plot
death be upon ye
when we seeing a complete miss D
omg, who could this M lady be
would be funny if she's still petite
Enty meta
ideal body type
her casual cloth is far friendlier than that
need more shipgirls built like Vanguard
Vanguard was like JB
Vanguard’s rigging looks really good
right right
Vanguard would do exemplary, if you ain't interrupting her weeb time
I forgor, is there a separate vote for the Tempesta girls or are they part of the normal shipgirl votings?
I’m not updated on lore why does she look so much like the arbiter
Such a vanguard thing to do
I wonder what anime she watches
sailor moon
"Mahou Shoujo Arleccino-Chan" OVA 
wowh

lanerrrsss
I couldn’t tell if this was Arlecchino or Otto von for a sec
piggiesss
hi hah!
hi pig!

Hello pig
u ping otto and you know what happens
I Should ping and say Otto von is here but in truth there was no Otto von
If they did a separate special vote for Tempesta girls, she'd easily be one of the top girls 
otto von arlecchino
and Otto is german, while Arlecchino is french
azur lane
the one and only Arlecchino ^
no we're talking abt azur lane one
Hold on guys I’m trying to find the other one

lmao
uhm
leash pulling kinda hot
Then the Cv one?
Will you fuck a crippled woman?
depends
then u dont like AmagiCV? since she becomes healthy again
Think we going a bit to far ngl
we're not that far away yet
pick your poison
there's still miles to go
Somehow
or face the 460mm watergun
blind
mute
amputee?
parasite
I wonder if that would hurt
depend on pressure
- how far away u stand xD#
if regular capacity, that watetgun would exhaust in 3 seconds
yes, yes, yes
delete a m away and it's gonna be a real one
Dam I’ll be fine if that water gun hit me point blank range
now imagine Kashino/Cowpen's "ultra-high-pressure" milk-cutter that can cut steel

what's the speed of water
Mach 5
460km/s 
hmmm
I see why this skin was banned
it's like present-day watercutter, but with milk instead
because people got big sticks up their asses? 😏
meanwhile Alsace's
is it equipped with laser too
Uh….
SEGGSQwgusggs
Honestly ion think that’s what I was talking about tho
hmmm
interesting question
i will have to test that out

any words to Alsace before she got Formi-ed to orbit?
I'm the father
of dumbsex
excellent
what about the son and the holy spirit
Now, I have been wanting a taihou skin…
for ages
and you will stick to it once u get it 🤣
What was that? I know I got sent something
Hm….
maid Taihou when?
Whenever just keep dreaming
why maid? bunny enough....or the bikini one 😛
because those latter 2 already have
More tomboy tuxedo skins 
exist
bunny kashino when?
Daiwa Scarlet skin for Daisen when
bunny QE since everyone have to be a bunny nowadays anyways
remember she wore one on a comic
bro is gonna Umapyoi Daisen
need a skin one
would rather has QETA wear than QE
Give Indiana a tuxedo with an open blouse 
I'm greedy, how about both?
Alsace gonna enter my dock someday
Biloxi could lease that, she has 2
like fuji kiseki
Indiana Jones uniform for Indiana when
Tomboys 
Ark sure is there because Z1
huh?
Probably a oxi cola, she’s in the pool so obviously it’s hot so she wants something cold to drink.
like in the anime she's from she's a thicc nurse that in that moment was just happy to be at the beach 
makes sense

hi pig

the fuck

hi real arsene
Woah…
how's inside the nursing home?
i've been bullied and sullied by these admins
new data missions give information on some shit that happened in the alpha timeline that was mentioned in the event story, basically WW3 happened, then it unhappened but everyone who was there remembers it
oi wtf\
Yall getting sullied by raisins?
pigs don't look up
what a shame
hopefully they still able to feel the skies
when will we get a shipgirl that plays the accordion?
Fake Arsene?

Ban for impersonation
?

What
lmao
I haven’t even been here
ye i blamed takagi for stubbing my toe today

damn
Winnie & the pooh 
Vote for seydlitz NOW
I'm going to vote for wives that have an actual chance if you don't mind

ew
come back when you rolled for the swordman
Antonio isn’t in this game
AYE AYE SIR
Thats because nobody pays attention to the others at all
Its a self fullfilling prophecy
how do i give her negative votes?
motherfucker I have over 70 wives, I'd have to choose regardless
floof
guess shes got no chance. still voted
sup
8 of the top 10 at this moment are my wives, 18 wives total this round
Cheese burger
I'm pretty much guaranteed 4 wives getting to the finals this round

I just realized i'm blocked by arsene
when did I interact with them for this to happen
You poor creature
im agenda voting tbh
#🅱️lame🅱️akagi
seyadeez
what np level arc ?
nutz
what got deleted
4
The files to when Yamato is coming out
noice. same xD
Was sorta hoping for kuku since that’d make her np5 but I can’t complain about the double ssr
i was going for np5 but got buster kukulkan instead
kukuku
i just hope they dont speedrun too much on NA.
damn
They haven’t in the past 8 years and they won’t now
I already have latte and omelette, but why the combo recipe aint there?
Closest thing is qol stuff
i should have see that 
i was hoping for double gssr since i also want an extra copy of godjuna
Iris Event for February
You must be missing œuf
Greetings


Same, I’d pull on the same banner again

I have to use my phone
the ice coffee and chesee is there tho
that would mean the 2 UR event is prob NP
No
Have you tried putting it in some rice
it will be Iris too


You never know
You are right
Russian christmas is until the 7th!!!!!
it can still be christmas!!!!


I removed the trees already 
Maybe next year
no!!!!!!!!!!!
Never put a tree up since 2014
Why are nimi and Laffey walking so quickly?
They're in a hurry.
I wonder why
Three wise men should bring me that gol etc


had to cut due to panty shot I will not risk

I'm now getting forced by this people to banned me
we have many cute redheads

Including you
Many but never enough
hm
so red, very booba
Man even this people hate Verstappen I'm switching teams

ALBON ALBON ALBON
lolstappen
Hmm
very wholesome yes
Don't forget to give your daughters headpat today
time to go touch snow

the panty slide
it's snow touching time
i will give give Charybdis headpat
i will also give Charybdis a lot of otherpats as well

such as breastpats, asspats, etc...
I have not received the melt in years

there's so much snow outside - white snow, yellow snow, brown snow, black snow. All the snow to choose from
PILE OF FLOUR
what do they even eat in winter 
No nut is @placid gulch

cow tits up in da house
Is this man serious really albon

Okay fine jeez
What?
Anyways today my friend has reached a new level of stupidity
@light island is pile of flour

hm
hmm

I wonder if anyone dislikes the current title screen for not being horny
dido my favorite maid
I really like it actually
hmm?
Right answer
I want to hear from other players tho
Good
its a good break from horny
Finally i can start the game in public for now
Refrozen yellow 
scary mod #1 or #3
I wanted to bait a gooner into saying they hate the current title screen for not being horny
Maid night battle
yes, you're such a genius nobody saw it coming, a true master baiter
I wish Lion actually wore that skirt she has in the new title screen
Lion is peak
Yes he’s genius at baiting people right?

hm
I don't see fancy
Dido kinda boring , Scylla is more fun
shes second
ysi

Sirius 
dido muse
mmm?

must be a fake nj

@hearty salmon what do u see here
damn
get well bro, u gotta be horny later
Y


@pastel oracle

i love milfs
is dis maid

Sleepy maid fox
infernal

mmm
Same

Pro infernal
kaiser
bongo that ass
I’m gonna touch you
Be sure to remember to vote Implacable
I touched snow
1 vote for Implacable means 1 vote for eternal happiness
I will not
1 vote for wife means 1 vote for love
which girl has the biggest schlong
That’s the one I’m voting for
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
What is schlong?
sus
Damn
AS-90
Condom
Hell nah
Beautiful
Agir's glorious booba
mushashi is one of them
4 more blueprints, then I'm done with the event
Tonk
Dorm is only good if the ship you love is there
I'll just leave this here
is that even a turret?
No, it’s a wifi antenna
I read that as “communist breast size ranking”
Oof
I was confused
cawk


which one is good?
Musashi
Sankyu
Musashi my beloved
My wife
milf
All breast size are equal!
I'm sorry what?
She slays the cosplay ngl
Ima get Yorktown II for my next UR from exchange if I don’t spin her
Nah and now is ma wef
Bro
no
Snow did not stay here. It instantly melt
The wold is white here
Yes
no

we do?
Send lion

The greatest plot twist of all time
Yeah

Good morning, even though I feel like I got thrown around my room in my sleep...
ykno its batman femboy when its a big breasted georgian man

@pastel oracle Brotherrrrrr
sugoi dekai

umm
mouse


Willian
Have you seen the klee sitting a soda fountain image?
so many degens
I agree with this guy
hmm
weebs gone crazy
the what
Poor guy
It's literally a Klee cosplayer sitting in a soda dispenser
And someone's dispensing soda
A part of me tho wants to say it's AI generated
Who are these ninja weebs
It's just that outlandish
holy
It doesnt look AI
A part of hopes it is cause wtf
If its AI. Then i am scared to death
Feet kissing guys are ninja weebs who are degenerates and gooners.
Why tf is Nagato 5th in the poll right now
What is wrong with yall
And ninja
I had a nuggets for dinner yesterday

All my votes are going to littorio
Good
I voted for Implacable 
Homemade? Takeaway? Like McDonald’s? KFC? Where
My Vote going to my greatest secretary Richelieu
Takeaway. My sister brought it.

that's what I wonder
Oh hell yeah
I did not like pizza tho
You don’t like pizza? Dam
I want an italian pretty lady to make me a pizza
I vote for nagato
No. I love Pizza. But that pizza was bad
and emden
Good man
and noshiro
I'ma say something that'll make all the italians and probably 99% of people here go wtf
I eat pizza without cheese
You’re special
ok
Why
Oof that sucks
Cheese is good

aswell as another thing that i think is just a me thing
You know how when you have a block of cheese and it gets moldy?
Some people just cut off the moldy bits and keep the remaining block
I find that absolutely repulsive
How am I special
Throw away the whole block of cheese, there is no saving that shit
Ok
Explain
As someone who is part Italian how am I genuinely supposed to respond to this
Dont worry. There are people like u.....ig
so?
WEIRD!!!1!!
she cute daughter
Whats wrong tho?
like u making it weird
smh thats another way u special
u see the bad in the most innocent things
True
I will admit tho, I need to have them put extra sauce on the pizza in order for it to not dry out like crazy when cooking 
I know what’s fishy because of experience
My Xbox is so hot that when I put my hand on it I’m genuinely feeling a heart beat idk if that’s good or what
make a BBQ out of it
Well i hope u still enjoy the pizza.
sure
cheese is good
I like cheese
Girls can do ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
Yes
And recently i meet a lot of girls are actually playing Azur lane
Cheese is goated
The girls like porn
Pepperoni and italian sausage best 
Except for liking you
Humans can do whatever they want as long as they actually try
They tend to struggle
Shut up pissboy
I had with peperoni. Not my fav tho
True!
I'm also weird as I'm one of few who like pineapple on pizza
You’re pissboy. you have no honour
Of water
expect olives
woahhhhh
Yes I agree
They are either lesbians...or something else. Thats why wherever i go girls are lesbians.
I'm expecting olives?
last time I had olives I was sick
Never had it. And wont.
only lesbian for anime girls ye
Weak snow
Something else… like…. Bisexual!!!!!!!! Gasp
shut it
I mean, I play azur lane and I ain't a full one as I'm married to a man
Ye
Uhhh
jackpot
uhhh
Good luck gal.
Me POV
Why jackpot?
W
Tokai Teio and the adventures of the 2nd Astartes
Yeah..bi.

then we show him your wives ye
When eating a pineapple pizza I’m only tasting pineapple compared to meat lovers and pepperoni where I can actually taste everything
No wonder they got lost.

Hi did you miss lane
You’re maaarriiieedddd??? People in azur lane can get married to real people????
the more pepperoni the betetr
mm
Ye
Because they're not delulu like you
I know one bro. He is married
Remember, delulu is not always the solulu
There is a ton of people here that is married
I got extra lucky too, they're 6'2 
And you're?
You’re literally single bro you can’t be talking
I guess I know whos the top and whos the bottom
i'm 4'8 i'm short af
You think you aren’t pissboy
Nice. Tall. I am that height too. Growing up more.
@shrewd adder?
ITS YOUR NAME
too short gal
Damn
How I’d hold you:
She’s passing girl not pissing girl
we know whos the top and whos the bottom
You two aren’t made for each other sorrryyyyyy
Nu'uh
The small ones are always the wildest
I actually can’t find a video to watch on YouTube…

renegade immortal
thank me later
She physically pulled him into the relationship I bet…..
hm
how many reps then? 10?
100
what server is it from
neat
I need it
Ander's
What’s that
the what?
invite fr
You don’t know?
chinese anime
They compensate for their shortness by squeaking like a hamster and running around like a corgi
????????
They're a youtuber currently MIA you can likely find it on their youtube channel or something
o
Japanese make better anime ngl. But chinese also good. With lots of cencor
No I know I was just tricking you ofc idk that’s why I asked
Hasn't Anders have been missing for 5 years btw
Hmm
some chinese anime better then most japanese anime
Pause
renegade immortal is one of em
Chill
Search it up and you will see
Honestly am in to many servers that sifting through emotes is such a hassle
Idk but I can barely watch anime now
I speak from experience
Lemme see rq

I did not watch chinese ones.
So many femboys
Like you
so why u saying ones better if u havent tried the other

Truke
dont just take stuff from others
Awesome…… 
Ohhhhh snow this is the anime you keep sending
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the femboyest of them all?
I thought anime originals make it better. Idk
mhmm
Is it English subtitles?
Reference to Pushkin
Pushkin goat
baroque, boondoggle, fastidious, sychophant. i do not know what any of those words mean.
it does
femboys are overrated
tomboys is where it's at 
have
What!!!!!!! Acting like I said sum
Good morning nerds
you’re pissingboy. What more proof does one need
How many eps?
TOMATO!!
RANDOM MILITRAY GUY
its currently at 124
morning Li
tomboys are peak
Well not that big..comparing to one piece
you have google
its considered short for chinese anime
its not even half way through the story
Guessing 24 minutes an episode 20 minutes without openings?

about
Don’t fall for propaganda one piece isn’t that long
I know
I might watch it

I've never watched one piece
I don't watch anime anymore in general
It shouldn’t be as long as it is
I just read manga off pirate sites
Tomboy is when short hair
But the pacing is SLOW
good
yeah bro 900 episodes isnt a lot
YANG!!!!!!!
Especially Dressrosa

Eughhh
hi yang!!! ! !! !
ACTUALLY it’s like 1154 or sum
tomboy is a way of life
Tomat
Hiii
hmm
tomat
elo
Not necessarily
ketchup
🍅
Yeah ngl dressrosa dragged as hell
motato
See ya chat
I love cats so much
hmm
a cat is fine too
Me neither
Nekos?
take some maths
Kitsunes better
Already did.
find more
Studying triginometry
fuck cats

i hate cats
When a person got cos90° down there.
i hate every cat (except mine)

stupid fucking cats
I own a few cats but I'm allergic
I see
what about cos(pi/2)
Same. To their furr?
Same shit.
why do you have cats if youre allergic to them
Not their hair, it's technically their saliva
are you like
Cats are worth dying for
wait no do you have a sphynx cat
if so...
slap 2 pints of whip cream on that creature
Yeah. I had a cat. She was cuddly. Then got pregnant. We took her away. I wont keep a cat myself i think. My allergy plus asthma. Hits me hard.

They just tend to lick themselves and then that gets everywhere. As cat spit has their stuff in it that is what causes a reaction to us
the gobbler
Yeah.
But to my former cat i had no allergy
Only to those of when i go to guests
im bored
Same
Hmm
Me too
hmm
our bodies are weird
My asthma summones up usually when its rainy
i have a stupid idiotic cat
I’m bored but bored enough to not sleep
that likes to snore
gascan is cute too
where armpit
got any pics of @lone vapor
Hey Winnie the Pooh
here is a picture of me
hey
Burj Khalifa
hmm
Holy shit is that a sniper crossbow that’s cool as hell
heres more pictures of me
Hello hah
hru

Bored tbh hbu?
this is me irl btw
all ears
im so cool i know
Looks better. I dont feel appewl tho
bored
Oh my…
Can i rub your ears
1 million soon
UR bias goes strong
You are now the 4th person to say that in like 10 minutes

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