#al-general
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be nice
pass the gyat to me
Yu’uh
fake sex
Shut penguinman
anyway, wanna play something?

Do not sex with passinggurl that means he doing with himself
Not to flex but I got a legendary weapon in nightreign
🍋
its IV
Hm maybe wait
fukyu mean?

check DM
Selfcest?
Hm
check your dm rn
is incest or selfcest worse
Having self-confidence is kinda cringe
incest I guess?????
selfcest
I don’t know define what worse means
Not loving urself is kinda cringe
is this a joke
Selfcest is kinda impossible
True
Also true…..
Hot
LMAO

Schob
What!!!
check deez nuts
Self love!!!!! Tho!!!!
fr, self love is great
Where eesex femboy at
what
Umazing 👍

Work...
essexmazing
nah where bataan femboy at
There's no rules against you batman
I thought your job was being essex femboy
alright good
i work full time as unemployed
Wow! That’s really sad
He love himself sees his reflection on the mirror as eesex everyday and kisses it
What the fk is wrong with y'all 
woowww selfcest 24/7
What’s wrong with self love!!!!!!!!!
Hm
You should learn to love yourself more brah
Hm...
idk
essex go enjoy life
i havent received a lingerie outfit for amagi
its making me lose it
so if were RPing based off pfp does this mean im gipsy danger from the 2014 movie pacific rim
WAIT WHAT
I DIDN'T NOTICE
Mmmm peak anime in one week ahhhhhhhhhhh
PEAK MOVIE MENTIONED
get outta here gym guy
ok maybe this RPer aint so bad afterall
Lmao
Yes! Have fun
based pacific rim fan
I SAID GET OUT
Oh ewwww ewww gym
Ofc you’d say that
Tf u mean ew
fatto otto
Shut up
That's how I made big ass
you know who else is mean
STOP AGREEING
im finally getting ägir in my whip
my mom
yall just cant handle the neutron style
Quiet or Otto von goes in the dorm and doesn’t get fed
GYMS ARE BAD AND STINKY AND WEIRD
Ur fa-
No.
sad that it never got a sequel
WHAT????
Otto von even goes to gym bro
stop abusing my wife you’re evil
Putting Otto von in dorm and not feeding her
NO?????
i do not agree with this but i also agree
I almost broke my spine when i caught you
I’m literally so nice stop bullying me
Bully Otto
BECAUSE OF THE VELOCITYI WAS THROWN AT

Hottest art

later ni
She’s got no food oh no
Cute
She looks happy idk what you mean
she’s fine I can feed her
I need ones like mihara
What does she look like. Or what’s her personality like
god she is my dream woman
Im gonna overwork Otto von in 12-1 and every time she gets low morale im gonna keep using her till she drops to 0 affinity to the point where shes so drained shes begging to let her go but I’m not gonna do that she’s gonna keep working no matter what and when she wants good I’ll give it to literally any other ship

smash
Fish waifu
Isn't her name mermaid
my new car is cute
who? siren?
hes getting big lmao
Yes
eww crazy woman
why?
I think I have mermaid in my account
Aint spoiling
Most certainly
alright
I got her alongside that soda bunny skin
you can tell me in DMs if you want. idc about spoilers
i'm gonna be honest, i don't get the hype or love for siren
lil bro is 3-4 pounds and 12 weeks old

please let it be 6 hours already
Sirens are so nice we need more like them
no you dumbsex, siren from nikke

Her name is mermaid too
Mermaid
Is mermaid water proof tho
We thought alike lol
SHE'S A FISH
i'm gonna throw a jelly donut at your face
TF U EXPECT
me to my cats
she's a robot though so I'm skeptical
Don’t fall for propaganda shipgirls are evil vote sirens NOW
Even Biscuit?

Or was
No wonder. She is the only woman you could ever have a close relationship with and that’s in your dreams.
Siren biscuit when? So I can farm XP on stage 
Also what the hell is wrong with you
initiating seal release. Execution in process
Stop being evil…..
Bismarck tried to sell me crack she’s evil
Siren Otto how about this I keep farming XP on her stage too
I FINALLY GOT S RANK ON THE BOSS BATTLE OF SP STAGE
Never
Beating Otto von again and again
I don’t understand
Oh there's another women
atago could beat me within an inch of my life and id still simp

Schobbob

can't remember the last time i touched nikke
Should i download it? I got enough space
so many gacha games i dropped
idk
i don't play it antmore
anymore
I see
If you like ass

hm
And it's age restricted
Not official btw

Unofficial community
It's official
Tf u mean
Turns out both communities have it
damn
Nothing
No
good luck
See ya @stiff forum
It is official lol
Thanks man
youngest player of azur lane 👋
Al one when


Bro…ME TOO
I am old enough
See ya dear

"Better view"
Hm we should not talk about this
No
hm
not right now
Dont reveal my age please
Chill bro. We are of age
I can assume
Ik
yes because the ban hammer is always waiting for you
their shitty AI moderation will fuck you over
It's always ai
I said cuz people here are either grandparents or fucking old

fuck AI
Okay. See ya chat
🥀

No
Its a question not an answer so
Dc won't care about ur opinion 💀 also it's not human who moderating it
what did bro post
ages
yeah somehow I managed to put her in a car
fucking pisscord
and shes tall as fuck
dickscord
Do you have agir
Hm
cool
it's not enough
they need to get their shit together
How is she
and wake the fuck up
Have you ever used her
Look at cat, praise cat, pat cat.
chill out iam on lobby inv me
pat cat
?
Bro I thought you were atleast 24 or 25 according to your name but there was a 10 year age gap 😭
Johnny silverhand reference perchance?
Wake the fuck up samurai
ur 25?
we have a city to burn
Vi read…
Adam smasher
Heh
Has anyone listened to 4 raws
join VC
preem
Preem
cute
Aww car
Shes gonna demolish every single piece of furniture in her way
I don't have lexi2 btw
This is lex1
Yeah thought so because it looked very different
hm
Bro what?

I lied
gib cube
That cube is not real bro
you can easily spot the difference because lex 1 is never happy
I haven’t seen Lex I chibi form
because she died
Does that mean hood is not happy either
and while dying was not enough to make her dead, it did make her sad
Her past self sad yes
My entire event ended in 84 pulls bro
not all girls are haunted by their deaths
hood is very unbothered by hers
Damn
84 pull for mommy lex, bro?
47 for me but 10 pulls for lex II and pasedena
Cowpens took the longest for me
i don't know letme check
10 pulls for clevemeta and lex2 in my case
SAME
I GOT COWPENS ON THE 84TH FUCKING 1 PULL
and fun fact I did all this without saving up cubes
cowpens pure milk same as kashino, well i want to pet a cow tho
Pure milk but not pure cow
still same to me:v
oh about gacha 72 pulls got them all lexy twice
Like cheshire isn't a real cat
I got lexi twice too
she's build diffrent
But still acts like a cat
i just wait for the Guam, al sace and soyuz then i'll quit
Yeah my bad put the wrong ship name
would...
DONT
yall are buggin
same same but diffrent
yes, though she appeared in an earlier event right before
lmao
the same event with Akagi meta
There was akagi meta?
i guess not
not released yet, but she's been shown
there's no akagi meta, she isn't playable
i want her so bad
you can even vote for her in the popularity polls
she was on azurlane
her art rocks
The ghost of Amagi and kaga...
makes me cry
my wife one of them
We got a happy ending for all 3, so that's nice
but they can never replace the original
That’s good
when kaga
Kaga died as a Christmas tree
Kaga was brought back my dude
as BB yes
Lex II has to be like a 10% chance
I don’t know what I want
ok so

kaga is still dead right
no
A story in two pictures
but we have her data or whatever tf
You perchance got anything of Bismarck?
past kaga data

Didnt see her there unfortunately
Will check out animate
Aw dam, what did you get there?
Just a lot of character pins and stickers
Then what
well. The kaga we knew is technically dead, but her soul basically got merged with a past copy of herself, creating a new Kaga BB with the memories of our kaga
So I was correct
so, basically she's ressurected
Of what characters?
That Kaga BB is the old one from before her carrier conversion. much older event
Le malin, Richelieu, DoY, Baltimore, Hermione etc etc
it's just the resurrected Kaga was brought back as a BB again, but it's CV kaga inside
damn so the kaga is just a possessed kaga bb
Does this imply the existence of a BBV kaga
no
Indeed
but like, imagine I took your brain and put it inside a cloned copy of your body from when you were 15. that's the kaga we got now
I think theres two amagi pins in there
I should put the full spread in merch showcase
But lazy
Buy 1k dollar Bisko plush
IM LOCKING IN
Amagi is dead dead, and the copy we got now is a wholesale recreation based on Akagi's memories of her, siren data, and an alternate timeline hull
You actually found 1
In kaga's case, they actually captured her soul and stuck it back in another body
so Amagi cv is just how akagi remembered her
that and whatever siren data they had
Good
there is one on the yostar store


I barely got the cruise pass stuff

YOU CAN GET THESE FROM GUILDS?!
Yeah like 1% or sum tho
Turns out yes.
yes!! guild exchange whatever has a very low chance to give you an actual resource in addition to guild coins, but it's not zero
Hehehehehehe Flex Channel Materials
Lucky
this belongs in trophy room more because it's FREE GEMS
💰
Deff
I must flex on the plebians
the odds are so damn low that is just not worth spending guild pts for these.
hello mister john 
I stopped ages ago cause it was better off using the guild pts to upgrade guild tech and better raids
What is heavier
understood, an inefficient and ineffective way to gain resources. Must force own guild to do this 
1000 ton of ships or 1000 ton of phones
Is her name netflix

No shes Hulu
no she is called womanabuser354
No clearly she has the netflix tag on her head
That's not a fucking z
what is zzz?
shut up john
Formidable

Nice tits
thats going to drag on the ground
you appreciate the car, not the bitch in car shows
today is a good day
Its not a car show. IS. IT?
thats my mate billy you just cut up john.
Has anybody got ultra rares on 1 pulls
I have
got Yorktwo on my 1st ticket in the rerun.....when I already had her

i had hit cvmagi on my first pull 

shit got so bad they done took the bar in the outer ring 💔
Riche

Is this san andreas
no this is patrick
Patrick subaru?
clearly that is CJ
Yes
he went heehee
neeko bellič from 2xko
wow definitive edition surely got a lot of updates lately

I think I'm gonna buy the game after all

!!!!!!!
I only knew the models could be imported, but I never knew the animations could be imported too...
Forgot that Joe told me AL Gen can be different
Take the camera further

Wsg
Man if only if I knew who made these animations for manjuu

i love oguri
she is just like me
i like food
but im not a fatass
so she isnt like me
oguri goober
World hunger wouldve been fixed if it werent for oguri
The limited-time event "Sounds Echoing in the Heavens" is currently underway until 1/8 (Thu)!
Through limited-time construction, obtain the aircraft carriers "Lexington II" and "Cowpens"
Through the limited UR acquisition event, obtain the destroyer "William D. Porter"!
Be sure not to miss it!```
Thanks 
what were they thinking
What a goofy goober
WHAT'S MILLER DOING IN HERE
Takagi 
her ears dont even fit 💔


nuuuuu spee no ears
np
oguri cap 🤝 nikke snow white = avatars of gluttony

Anybody else left AirPod tend to sound like a robot and then stop 5 seconds later?
You sound suspiciously AI generated.

Uh? Thank you?
beep boop
Yeah full stop and everything
No, YOU’RE AN AI!!!
john
turns out both of them were Dio all along
No you're the ai!
I didnt say anything
Oh god thats gore
AI stands for Artificial Intelligence.
It refers to computer systems or software designed to perform tasks that normally require human intelligence, such as:
• Learning from data
• Reasoning and problem-solving
• Understanding language (like chatting or translating)
• Recognizing images or sounds
• Making decisions or predictions

Holy shit John
How is John gonna plead in court? He even videod the murder himself
He’s guilty
I will speak with my lawyers first
Passingboy remove those reactions
🤖
Beep boop doop beep
Yep, that’s it!
they even got ayaya its game over
O-
every time I see an AI post...a little bit of me dies on the inside.
I am clearly an undead at this point
Die Essex.
at least essex is clean now
free shower
Enty ofc you’d say that
and RP = 🚮
what the hell is this
Dark Souls
war reenactment rp in real life is good
well its kind of rp
cringe
Bro, the most amazing beautiful game oat.
Dark souls
game oat?
Of all time you saw what I said
Oat is Goat.

🐐
john

maybe just because im hungry
hah 
John Cena
@sinful vapor
cat
Neko

Cats are so cute
Yes
Kat Fu
Heh XD


It might be real…and you’d never know
Kat Fu = ancient Nekotaijutsu
nekopara

For emu users, what emu you guys use?
mumu
this person knows ball?
imagine delete
couldn't be me
Couple cat
that one looks like atago
Guam
Who?
noooooooooooooooo
Nevada?
its Guam but I think the next ur rerun after that is Soyuz
yes
Hmm, Lexi feet 
What…
I want to lick it 
Guam first
long wait will finally end i see
Panzers 
Pineapple pizza
Eww

Just kidding
at this point slapping it makes fine melody
her ahh is an instrument that captivates the listener
Pineapple is not on pizza
i was just about to press the big red button

Commander,Pineapple Never Belongs On Pizza's
Cancel it
I wish we have sagging big tiddies hag 
Yeah, I canceled it
Man, it will be glorious 
Enty, I will hunting your sister
and Commander i still knew what you did last few months

NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTERS
only hag i know is warspite

Hmm, too late
Nope
P-1000 already on the air
T-72B3 has arrived
Good luck intercepting those 
what? a tank?
you knew it wouldn't pen Commander
Ewwww, T-72
whats a tank going to do against my SBD 1000 lb bomb
125mm Proxi round
Well Shoot it with a 122mm dt gun
I got some
and use an HE Shell Just Like An AA Ammo
worst tank
anyways I still Knew what You did
loud, unarmored
wut tank is that again?
Yeah
thighza big cute
Italian
I canceled that
No, Vietnam
Mlem, I want to eat her
Leclerc tank?
I mean the tank
I know that
cancel commander for even suggesting pineapple pizza
Anyways Did You Said Sorry To Mainz Last Few Months Ago? The Coffee Incident?
I didn’t remember that
I just accidentally shoot Iron Blood ship
i guess Your having dementia
Ok I guess
good
i suggest you move to #off-topic to tank about tanks
Ok
"tank about tanks" was on purpose
Ok
Why are you smirked?
bruh

Ded chat
oh nvm, I am done with the event. Got my 2nd Willy copy and had enough pts to get MLB Cleve Meta with 2k pts to spare
nice
still don't have cleve 
took me 70k to get my 1st and 80k my 2nd
I'm almost 90k
the Kelp, hello
At 80k myself
so officially done at 82180
ITS A RAT
Gonna get second Willy later today.
been a long time since I went this far in an event
i keep getting cleve until the point earning crystal fragments 
even with daily ex i feel like im chonking through points
I already got mines with 2k pts to spare after also getting the last 3 meta crystals for Cleve Meta
Daily sp you mean
sounds about right
i almost thought ive missed smt
Sp don't have leaderboards
Dont insult xi jinping like that
tbh its never really worth going above anything like 60k
The CCP will knock your ass out
it really is not, but hvar was worth
Oh yeah needa see hvar prints
why do people keep talking about willy d but then now its all about the event
WHAT THE FUCK 82K
Big rat
you mean donald Trump And President Putin ?
made enough to craft 2 with some progress to my 3rd...but oh well
oh my lord
damn
57/25 for me
sup
im happy with the shop plane
oh i have 47 not even focusing grinding them
say that again
when does the event end
This thurs
yea
oh its like years
weekly oil coming up soon
years

i have 15k oil already
oh dang, reminds me i shall collect oil
i went back to 13-4 cos i was done like a week ago
I am waiting for 3 more hours to pass by
i guess ill get 3 more prints just because
how can I get to the UAE in azur lane
u cant the sirens blew it up
uae/
FUCK

CANT EVEN STEAL OIL IN THIS ECONOMY
how can i get to the place with 40b gallons of oil reserve
The exact same gear as me but with a bow instead of a sword
cant we just rip the band aid off and annihilate the sirens already
I might play some bloodborne
she ready
the sirens are cute
and
theyre allowed to blow a little thing up every now and then
voting observer goes cooked
why not
i gotchu
Why does she look like meta
lo
I’ve seen enough, Bloodborne collab is here!!!
the sirens are the most miserable and disgusting 'people' on earth
That’s funny
i dont care if hot
ANNIHILATE THEM
kill
watch out

!!
MURDER THEM
arbiter lovers coming to protect them
the sirens are our greatest allies
rain nuclear hellfire upon the sirens
More shipgirl propaganda the sirens wouldn’t hurt a fly
THEY ARE THE MOST DECEIVING PIECE OF SHITS EVER
enemies*
THEY STARTED THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAR
They just wanted a home❤️
you guys arent reading deep enough into the lore
lore? expecting alo to read?
Why?
HOOO AH
im well aware that the sirens are the lesser of two threats but they're just as guilty
If we kill the sirens you guys will automatically switch back to simping on shipgirls
mhm
But how?
nothing else to simp for
The sirens are nice when you realise X and shipgirls exist
the sirens are shipgirls
Affirmative
*unplayable
they should add shipgirls
if sirens become playable there would be a mass quitting
i mean sirens
the extermination of both the sirens and X is humanity's most desirable outcome
and unoathable
they need to add observer
observer is observing the humanity
simp for warthog
not sure if nazi germany is that nice but atleast its not the sirens
Is fritz rumey real

idk shes hot
went to irl huh
Yeah humanity can keep dreaming lol
The only fritz rumey I can find is a random guy
don't mentioned the n word
what
musashi sank in the philippines but what does nj have to do with this
was she ever even stationed there
de"cipher" it for me please
who is that inside
eld retro
cipher?

sounds familar
Nah
it was made by a phillipino person who was delusional
You’re wrong
its a propaganda aight
She was in Battle of Leyte Gulf (1944) and supporting landing in luzon

Who is trap in cage? Z23?
So musashi kills you and honey helps you
eldridge
retrofit

eldridge is cute
But why she in the cage?
When did you buy this furniture
Like a 5 loss streak in wows I’m just a new player bro ion deserve this
Is this still available
Yeah it should be saw it before
it gets progressively worse when you get to tier 8-10 btw
WOOOOOOO
just scroll till the back and u can see the set
I’m just a tier 3🥀🥀🥀
Once I unlock ägir I would buy that shit
Lemme see how much home coins I got
3 people that look vaguely similar
cloning technology
that set cost abt 2k if i remember
indeed
Damn so I need to save up more





