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How is your day
Good
Great
Yours?


I'm having a 'kids these days' moment
when did memes become just gifs and a white box with default text on top?
it's a discord reaction image
all of them are pretty unfunny and terminally online
doubly so when it's war thunder related, or if it has colon 3 brainrot
I remain based in my disdain then
usually companies make the dumbest gifs to try to stay cool
then AL be like
I remember the first time I searched for this image, I googled "tf2 spy pornography"


laugh at this user
Let me just change profile brb

Drunk granny
tbf those are made from already popularized memes.
the baguette fight is funny tho
Azur lane memes are pretty decent I guess idk
absolute honey was a brilliant take tho
For me 24 here but feels like 27

fahrenheit or celsius?
C
Also this degree are completely normal for us in this smal tropical island country
I'd be dead
this is normal for us in the strange land called Canada
colonialism was dumb
colonizing Canada tho? batshit crazy
Mambo Mambo!
Ei ei ei
Mambo best Honse
Fuck outta here
too much glue in chat
She tried :,<
Many horse glue
why is the glue dancing?

Mambo Mambo, omatsuri mambo
Time to grind opsi

Me to bro
getting there
yup
Slowly…
the amount of grind I one can accomplish while waiting for an on/off migraine to peace the fuck out
is large
wife beautiful
who let bro cook
T'was status and basically money makin
You ok?
She's not scary she's just... weird
I learned about that in elementary school
I'm just thinking the European empires looking at the Russian states, and thinking "huh, we should get ourselves a frozen inhospitable wasteland like that"
and boom, Canada
It had a lot of wood, fur, land
"this looks like a nice place to settle"
no, it's fucking cold Jacques. go home
The chef
I mean, it literally is fur
Siberia was colonized because of fur
oh I know
it's just wild
Hudson's Bay Company, the fur trading company set up in the 1600s, only just finally closed up last year
It was much easier to get the trade and control the people's and trade with them like, people needed fur, Canada still is not at all deforested and does not have all of that much inhospitable artic tundra russia has where the soil literally freezes and thus trees cannot grow
Last year. 
1670-2025
rip to a British colonial institution lol
finally went bankrupt, and another company bought the assets and trademarks that were worth anything today

My barely average Lion somehow clutched a 1 on 1 duel against a maxed out NJ yey
@rose spire just gonna rub this all over your face
the Lion does not care for American overconfidence
Let me say
what's the connection
HOLD ME NOWWWWW
I’M 6 FEET FROM THE BOOBS AND I’M THINKANGG
MAYBE 6 FEET AINT SO FAR DOWNNNN
Oh no
What?

Im doing it like that cuz I can't add an emote to her message
She'll kill me
Xd
DAMN..... This is not even a Fight Taiho just SLAUGHTERS....... Taiho Supremacy!

ch14 hard..
damn
they were battered and bruised but team Rumey solo'd 14-3 mobs
rumey hmm
ppl say 14-3 is the hardest stage to 3-star in the chapter
good to get this out of the way
because it has an ammo node
oh
and it also has cloud cover which solely benefits you
ahh
I hope not get bad dreams on Akagi
essex meta
I'm still contemplating why this Loli ahh siren won first place instead of the peak Empress
this is literally making my head hurt
Strength will never win


it's all of you guys fault in this channel
This is one of those things that makes me wish every lolicon got arrested
Oh wait nvm that would kill Blue Archive
birb 
Bird
Chirp



can you tell us why that matter in alo first?
oh this isnt off topic
moment
UNICORN
Protect unicorn at all cost
Chirp
I will
18000!
Need one more point
Birb got cooked by one of the nuke tests
what missing months of update does to a laner
have you not beeing playing?
what missing lex2 does to a laner
no
i just go on emulator only to buy stuff

i play on phone
damn
i actually can't buy stuff
on my phone
because japan playstore doesn't let you buy azur lane global stuff
and switching account is too bothersome on android
so i just have an emulator running with the same account but with american playstore
so i can buy stuff
ahhh
All roads lead to lane
extra gems
doing my part to keep this darned game alive for a few more years
how much is 30 dollars in yen these days
"It will soon be plappy time"
What
damn
Horny
Is your purchase above 30?
TWENTY-NINE NINETY NINE
"Let's find out"? Brother are you evading tax?
my card got hit with a 5300 yen purchase
Lmao shuckz

lets find it out
How much is 30$ in £
At least 2 Big Macs owner

which me luck chat
According to my calc (short for calculator) :
Thats alot of pounds
Get the cashier.
No
Who's the cashier?
Least inconvenient thing for the staff which is chicken nuggies
oof
Nvm
Preferably the one whos behind the register
Please buy me too 
Get 4 pc nuggies with coffee
got the shortstack
Consider this a threat.


atleast it not whogen
shortstack asking me to come help her from getting NTRed or something i have no idea
omg so true
Can i have a nugget
You won't eat a poor fried manjuu wouldn't you?
now
Respectfully fuck you
what skins do i buy
But lion surviving as she should

Welcome to discord mobile
all instead
Why not all 3?
Oh boy ik that feeling
My 43 gems are in despair and agony rn
What did I do -w-
Rub lion over my face because I don’t have her
should i do that aswell
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the queen's voice
Please no
Stop please
Aren't you supposed to be a Bismarck simp
Why do you care about Lion -w-
I smell cheating
Hey man I love lion and Bisko am I not allowed to have 2 favourites?
Man if only my enemies could last more than half a sec to show my lion's damage 😭
sadly i only have 1
Jesus fucking Christ I just realised lion isn’t getting released for a year and a half now I’m genuinely sad
go play world 14 hardmode
Fight harder content then w9 campaign 
I'm too lazy

Actually they can't even, your ships are a disaster 
Did your date ditch you bro
yea, ik, i'm stuck with Drake of all thing
Is that barbecue chicken?
honestly i love this skin ima get it
Never had the chicken at McDonald’s

Me too I’m just poor rn
Pepper chicken
When bro flirts me so I lowk take him to pound town

Ohhhh
i'm at 441/480
still playable for now


||maybe i can delay procurement even more||
wait till you found out that you need to clear 50 zone to unlock all the shop
I prob should do this
wait till you get stronger
i usually do those at mid/end of the months
But I’m to lazy to wait till then
you dont even have the full shop unlock yet, it like buying gasoline before buying the car
i do all of those on like the last 5 days
willy is good 
Thats fine.
samey
everything that's not clearing map and dailies i procrastinate
and spam all my AP packs at once

tho i do arbiter early since i sometime forgot about it till last day
some months i can 1 battle arbiter
Arbiter on hard mode destroyed me
on hard
usually need 2 battles for harditer
Like it wasn’t even a fight
It was like a atomic bomb versus an ant
Spoiler alert:
I was the ant
Harditer usually left limping after 1 battle and the 2nd one is only clearing like the last few health bars
you'll beat her eventually, some month is harder than other
light and heavy harbiter aren't bad for me
medium has been a challenge, but with the latest ships next time I should have it fine
arbiter with both shields and 25% heal at 30, and anti crit

i don't think i've ever seen any arbies with 25% heal at 30
that's a brutal one
with Lex II I think I should have it one-shot
Ooooo I might start using lex II
shields and anti crits are annoying
the shields burn off fast with air strikes
petroleum
this setup should perform better than my last medium harbiter run
I might just get lex II mlb and then put my gear from enterprise to Lex II
you should
Oh my lord it’s Pittsburgh
lol guam gun doesnt get the rainbow 
shread skill shreads
the slow and steady frontline
?
lol yeah I don't have it yet 
will have it with rerun this month
f my spelling there lol
tomats
wait, didnt kront need russion gun or something?
Pretty cool skill from what I’m reading
she needs NP gear of some type
so she has the one augment
Armor break only works for fp based damage , so only the Keary guns 
yes
hence the setup
Is Bismarck Zwei bugged? her morale is not going down after multiple sorties
No, plus if you put them in dorm regend is usually fast enough
The dorm second floor was so amazing to unlock
every ship in the dorm dropped morale but her
probably bugged display value, happens sometimes
try restarting, usually fixes it
other prob take more damage than her
Honestly I’m debating if I want to use Laffey II or Guam for my fleet
Laffey is a better ship
if you use Guam, take note of her upper off-flag BB/C/V skill
nice little bonus
Waifu is a whole different matter
otherwise, she's just an AA tank
Does she have to be the flagship?
Laffey 2 triggers Lexington 2 skills
Oooooo
which skill, i'm EN
No
Guys who wants McDonald I bought a family box of chicken nuggets
it's this skill
BB/C/V in the slot above the flag
does bluestacks still have issues when playing azur lane on it?
any fix or alternatives to bluestacks?
Mumu iirc that's what it's called is the alternative.
mumuplayer12
got it, i'll try mumuplayer, thanks guys
im surprised bluestacks didnt even bother to fix this problem
Honestly, I stopped caring about emulators after awhile
I just got myself a good gaming phone instead
i still use bluestack, it bearable
Oh that’s good then
I kinda need to level lex skills
So close to level 10 2 of them
n
same, I'm just shy on her last skill
and lvl124
She’s level 71 for me so she’s in dorm rn along with mecky
Dam I hope enty gets her own augment or retro soon
so many wifes 
What the...
aaaand that's my w14-3 finally worked out
boss backline needed the EVA with the battleships firing at them

How to get past 15-3
how to get past 15-4
Hopes and dreams
eldridge retro
How many
I have 10
i saved my fleets for 15-4
send them all to the mine
damn
I need tutorials on 3-4, how to get past it /s

I'd likely pop in Cowpens instead of Painleve now
and Lex II instead of Essex
:[

How dare you shaft me 
Anyone else have problems with BlueStacks? It freezes constantly
No,
still Essexes tho
Does AL have pc version?
I don't use it though
level your starter and long island to the level cap
that's what I did
i wish 
sucks that I can only use 2 ships though (I have 0 cubes)
actually solid tips wow.
Can't even do one sp stage without closing app atleast 2 times
Wait akehm.
"What is long island?"
how much would a act cost

Long Island is a potato
continuing the acting 

But I thought it's a ship game 
That island is tuff
the opposite of short island
bigger than reasonably-sized island

Where am i
Pat big kitty

Miaw
B767 landing
Airbus better
lockheed martin sr-71 blackbird landing

I have been summoned
🤫shhh
Polska when reichtangle appear behind him:
Can i have better gear than swordfish now
Can you retire essex
(I can't use that my flight deck will melt from the engine exhaust)
Calling france
Summon the Grand Fleet

Calling all the dominions
At least i one shotted akagi

midkagi
as usual somehow her meta ver got more votes than yorktown meta
I defeated kaga while being damaged like the trash can in the dark alleyway in a shady neighborhood
oh my fucking god
Enty reaction:
Want your Nimitz refit?
Akagi got OBLITERATED
Ohh yeah the votes should change today right?
What
azur lane players should not be allowed to vote
Im not THAT enterprise
i saw a torp on the way, real or fake
enterprise cvn 65
Uhuh?
Im The Enterprise
But can you do this loser?
Fakest fake enterprise
Nu'uh you fatso
bismarck and tirpitz- nvm
triple jump supremacy
Akagi: floating
Enty: awakens and flies infront of her
My awesome Twintails can generate me lift 
Yorktown class
And also british Enterprise
Enterprise clas is my descendant
Lex II does not fuck around, jesus 
My goat…Lion…

harrier jump jet. use it
Instead of
You know what's more powerful than 2 UR Essex sisters? 2 actual Essex URs. But Manjuu can't let us do that because they know we'll be too powerful

HMS Enterprise (1705–1707): A 24-gun sixth-rate captured from the French.
HMS Enterprise (1774–1807): An Enterprise-class sixth-rate frigate.
HMS Enterprise (1848–1903): A survey sloop used as an Arctic discovery ship.
HMS Enterprise (D52) (1926–1946): An Emerald-class light cruiser that served in World War II.
HMS Enterprise (H88) (2003–2023): An Echo-class multi-role survey vessel, sold to the Bangladesh Navy after decommissioning.
Them as well?
Fat
-# motivation has left the chat
and French before that
there were French Enterprises, then the Brits captured the last one
then the Brits had several, until the Americans captured one
i mean, its fair since descendants exist 
I'm switching to essex
What

It ain't even that painful yet
Your pain in the ass just take your tbf avenger
Essex you want fighter bombers?

M
I can be my own bomb

But i don't have fighters to escort them
It's a safe future investment for your kids. Buy it
Lmao first try , just need to adjust timing 

THERES NO FUCKING FUMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh well i go bomb midkagi and midaga
wheres ur recon
Bro

This year we reactivated 2025 memes
What did I just read
Essex for the win
We got 2025 part 2
DLC year
Boop
-# oh i do have all the ships to clear w14 and 15 its all for the memes
Literally bruh💔💔
I’m afraid we got the 2025 DLC remix
Yay…..
Eye of rah remix
Oh ffs
not me finishing my event SP stage ~10min before reset because I forgot
no not me at all...
I wonder when this will be back
Soon ima go do some sorties with lex II and Mecky so I can get exp and affinity on them
I made a ton of progress after this event-
en anniversary
EN anni*
Nu'uh she's mine.
can we delete 2025
nah we are in 2020 part 6
No
true
2020, into the third trilogy
it's all just a 2000 sequel
We're on part 6 of 2020 can't wait for part 7
No this is 2020 fifth season.
i wanna delete a certain donald
Donald duck or ronaldmcdonald
How dare you wanna slime out Donald Duck
Execute this man now
Aye aye south Dakota

Rotisserie chicken.
Enty meme?
That's amagi plush spinning
That’s now a Essex meme.
I feel intimidated
I’m a little shy tho….
we'll be ok, so long as we spin
Like what if I’m bad at spinning….
Everybody is welcome to spin
No but i caught you after you got punted, finally
Nobody can be bad at spinning, come and try spinning with us
yay! You did it!
Ok…. I’ll give it a go!!!!!
yayyyyyy

I’m addicted to spinning
Spin until the earth stop
smol spin
Bros spin has transcended 
MMY WIIIFFFEEEE
spinning the server
Nah clearly not
Mmmm alright then
Yes! I am here
Hello
I am the husband of otto Von Alvensleben
You’re not Otto von husband…
See you later buddy

You clearly like Belfast more
Shut up you’re evil
Hmmm
When tf did I become evil
Okay nevermind you’re stupid
Yes
Nvm maybe it’s more of a enty thing
Since forever????? Everyone knows this
No you got Belfast all over you
when you refused to sink the iron blood
obvs
HARBIN
Nope you clearly don’t like Otto von it’s obvious
This month should be light harby , time to run some eagle comps 
You clearly like yorktown
No I sink IB all the time
Prove it then
Don't even need to , they sink themselves
Mb you like enty more
Sink her
I’m calling Essex on you

No
Fair
aight, sleep time
later folks
have fun
and sink the iron blood 
Violence? Oh my god
Yknow. Bismarck kinda looks like an iron blood and more dark version of enterprise now that I think about it. The vibe and style…. It gives off that feeling….
With a little help from royal navy
I’m gonna sink you
True
Sounds like a royal navy
too busy sinking into Cow and DEM BIG TIDDIES
Damn
You smart person
Turquoise is secretly British /j
oi
bit rude innit?
I think they like essex more than bismarck
AAAAAA BRITISH TURQUOISE!!!!!
Quite surely so
blokes bein right ol cunts
lex is stronger than Lion???
Thy gods have presented us exquisite weather for thee battles with iron blood
or is that just helena doing that
I can’t find that one Al meme that would go perfect with this
now sink the Bismarck, put the bugger to the bottom
for King and Country!
Sinking Bismarck is of utmost importance
Is it the lemons one
Lmao no, that's why timing and fleet comp is so important 
This dude ain't biish isn' he ae?
God save the king! (Or queen cuz azur lane)
anyways, sleep now that Bri'ish was a thing
You’re so mean to me
Nighty night 
No
You deserve it. EVIL
You sure made royal navy proud mate
Keep talking and I’m retiring Otto von
Well it wasnt really a request but close enough!!!!
Enterprise
Evil Enterprise (Bismarck)
Russian Enterprise (i forgot)
I will retire bismarck
I’m so nice to Richelieu and Jean Bart and here you are
I will retire you
You forgor
What about Royal Navy enty?
Seems like we're in a mexican standoff
g'night 
Oh yeah
Gn…
Y'know, It really does suck looking so similar to the enemy + one having the exact same name as you
Which should I enhance more?
Nothing
Unicorn
Thank for the wisdom essex
Wait until you get a gold equipment
Indeed
Sorry I can’t find that one Al meme…
POV: Prinz Eugen in 1946
pov: tons of peoples in 1945
i'll never forgive the japanese!
Did iowa lose one of her guns
Yes. Blame the Japanese for nuking Prinz Eugen.
Prinz Eugen was a beautiful ship change my mind
aaaa
Uneducated moment?
I thought people in al were smarter
How is a 16inch gun
Smarter
Than
A bird
Her ass is sticking out of the water
I see that as a win
Saratoga also got nuked
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
oh lala
EUGENBOOBA 
Someone explain how eugen grew her personality
My main issue with the skin is that I cannot drink the alcohol
OH SHOOT WHAT HAVE I DONE
NO PLEASE MY EYES
what have you done?
I STILL NEED THEM
I WANNA LICK HER BOOBIES 
I WANNA HAVE SOME DRUNK GERMAN BOOBIESSSSSS
what's about to happen
QUICK SNAP GAMERLIFE WITH THE GAUNTLET
Average conversation in Room 1 on Little Enterprise
Lmao
I play on lil e and this is 100% true
Guys I think someone lost his brain...
Did gamelife stop?
We have probably met then
We all probably have met in R1
AltaisDelta here
I usually chill in room 2
Oh Hi Alta
Who are you
Clearly not a Reno lover 
I use lil e as my secretary
Shit.
Imaginary technique : Hollow Boobies.
What
Gamerlife isn't posting pictures of boobies today
Bomb time?
NEVERMIND
FUCK YOU
LMFAO
I SPOKE TOO SOON
ah time to save all to drive again
NO STOP
YOH SMASH THEM IN MUH FACE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

wot de fuck
He's slowly going insane lads
No
Gamerlife pleae
We have families
Spare us
Lil Enty Room 1? Specimens like gamerlife lives there
hey..
You can give me boobies
i did not save it to drive
No
Do not compare me to those knock offs
You're one of the specimens too yk 
Oh my
I am not some vile animal
I am a boobie loving connesiur with 7 wives

Literally me
Respectable but
Can you not in general
Also my doggo is resting on me
man i love these model also fr fr
appeasment
whats my name ingame
Brain think brain think brain think
This makes me feel a special way
You should check out Nikke
Mmmmm
Spook?
What would an Azur Lane top gear be like
For your informations i am the little e in room 1 or 2 mostly room 2
💀
yep
aight here we go
I saw something
must be some ahh degens in those chats, right?
i...
Mirror mirror on the wall, tell this man that he is the same
didnt rhyme
i only used in game chat for guild
mods servitorize this man
Hey Enterprise if you there
do you want to see USS Montana Heli Carrier?
I'm not very known for intelligence am I 
Wait who would be the cast of Azur Lane Top Gear
ummmmmmm
idk and i dont understand ;-; im sorry
Buddy what di you think AL is about? Ships? Nah buttercup , we’re here about the business of sniffing some big tiddies
The stig would be an Arbiter (for top gear)
Sir this is NOT Little Enterprise
fast and furious
Sir , THIS IS ALO
BOOBIES
TIDDIES
EVERYWHERE
Guess the empire from this cropped out area
great qing
Hmmm

why is british included
Im guessing its british anerica colony
Or american
mexico
No
Japan
Congrats







