al-general

[devout bough]

look at hear breasts

[radiant cipher]

[devout bough]

the shape,

[radiant cipher]

Pig

[devout bough]

how it's bounded by her clothes

[devout bough]

oh hi Richie!!!!!!!!!!

[devout bough]

what's this????

it looks cute!

[hollow quarry]

i'm looking alright

[rain valley]

Essex pig?

[devout bough]

Lemon Pig

Le Mon Pig

Le Monde Pig

hmmm

[austere mesa]

Le Mona Lisa Pig

[devout bough]

omg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_pig

[hearty salmon]

Just me a hot sexy MILF

[devout bough]

i can't believe i'v never heard of this before

[hearty salmon]

[austere mesa]

TIL

[valid wigeon]

Why

[radiant cipher]

Yeah

[trim gyro]

but what about pinecone pigs?

[devout bough]

Rafale is so peak

[valid wigeon]

War Thunder gameplay or Smt way more realistic than WT

[stiff forum]

on good pc yes

[rain valley]

not as peak as 4-engine British heavy bombers

[valid wigeon]

B2 Spirit

[rain valley]

not british
and wrong era

[austere mesa]

I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree pig 🎵

[rose spire]

So tuff

[hollow quarry]

daughter

[valid wigeon]

I guess Lancaster

[radiant cipher]

Ew

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-impact-amber-clap-gif-27700470

[devout bough]

Handley Page Victor

[valid wigeon]

Amber

[rose spire]

Also tuff

[radiant cipher]

True

[rain valley]

this is what peak looks like
Halifax, Lancaster, Stirling

[sage zealot]

the most peak british bomber is the mosqito

[devout bough]

Beaufighter

[rose spire]

Ohhh looks like that one girl in fucking Genshin the one you meet at the start of the game I forgot tho because I dropped it like 20 minutes in

[valid wigeon]

Amber

[rose spire]

Yeah her

[devout bough]

Bristol Beaufighters my love

[rose spire]

I like planes

[rain valley]

Blenheim is solid too

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/jahoda-genshin-impact-shy-girl-jahoda-genshin-impact-genshin-jahoda-gif-1828359950816405169

[valid wigeon]

Jahoda

[devout bough]

I think these are Beauforts actually

but you know

same thing

[rose spire]

Okk now that looks super cool

[oblique dove]

Hmm...

[rose spire]

The way the planes are lined up

[sage zealot]

most elegant british aircraft

[devout bough]

Mosquitoes!

nice

i love them

Hornet is in the same vein

guess the plane

[sick crest]

Drug

[modern yoke]

[rain valley]

even bigger lineup
Halifaxes and Stirlings, with their gliders ready to go, Operation Varsity
the Halifax I volunteered on was there

[mossy rampart]

I had a full game of Wyverns once

[devout bough]

Britain during WW2 was peak

it's all downhill from there

[sage zealot]

pixels where

[mossy rampart]

VB something

[devout bough]

VB-10

[rose spire]

Honestly this would be so cool to see irl

At least we all agree this the most beautiful design oat

[viscid sedge]

I get Thousand yard stares from top tier, i'm a Japan main and well its not fun with the F-4EJ Kai at 12.3 having to fight against planes i really shouldn't be going up against.

[sick crest]

Best plane ever built right there

[oblique dove]

🥞

[mossy rampart]

This thing

[rain valley]

just the one Halifax itself is amazing
let alone a ton of them

[devout bough]

EJ Kai vs Su-30M

delightful

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-dunkerque-gif-22031367

[modern moon]

Condor Bomber

[mossy rampart]

It does look pretty cool ngl, it was the 2nd bomber I actively grinded for in WT

[rose spire]

Big plane

[rain valley]

this epic pic from the unveiling of the finished museum restoration, about 20 years ago

[modern moon]

Also it was used by also used by German Navy

Big plane for a small navy

[rose spire]

Germany and planes…

[modern moon]

And One Fat Sakura Empire sea plane

[devout bough]

eeeww

axis

[sick crest]

Why is she wearing stockings in the bath!

[devout bough]

hmm

[modern moon]

I think this guy hates Crimson Axis

[rain valley]

same tho

[devout bough]

nah

[sage zealot]

sea planes are so important for the pacific

[rose spire]

I thought there was a hole through that plane for a sec

[devout bough]

i hate ironblood specifically, Sakura and Pasta is fine

[sick crest]

Anyway year of the daisen

[rose spire]

What did we do

[sick crest]

[devout bough]

[rain valley]

sink the iron bl-...
ferrous hemoglobin

[devout bough]

cute

[rose spire]

STOP IT

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

Heh, using an iron blood emoji but you hate iron blood.

[modern moon]

Who designed this

[sick crest]

Lmao

[radiant cipher]

Who asked + nurnberg is cute

[devout bough]

who asked

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

[sick crest]

[modern moon]

OOF

[sick crest]

Gotta find a new pfp

Ill do that when I wake up

[rain valley]

live from the Venezuelan coast

[rose spire]

They’re alright, Right?

[sick crest]

No

[rose spire]

I’m sure

[modern moon]

No ded

[rose spire]

They jumped out at the last second

[rain valley]

that doesn't save you in today's world

[novel bobcat]

man's using discord in his sleep over here

[devout bough]

Charybdis and Indomitable

[sick crest]

Yep

[nova elm]

Some says it's overkill
Others say it's necessary

Intellectuals say beeg rock goes kaboom

[devout bough]

Pedestal would have been so much less casualties-heavy had the proximity fuse entered service sooner

[sick crest]

I wake up now

[devout bough]

Well, less heavy for the British, more casualties-heavy for the nazis

[rose spire]

Awwww

[devout bough]

[devout bough]

Scylla and Charybdis

[raw scarab]

Any chance yamato this year?

[modern moon]

Idk

[rose spire]

Nope, try again in 3 years.

[sage zealot]

the british peaked with the town class

[sick crest]

3 years

[modern moon]

[modern yoke]

[sick crest]

Okay time to wake up for real this ttime

[devout bough]

damn.

sucks for Hong Kong i guess

[modern moon]

Wake up guys Royal Navy F4!

[devout bough]

if only these were available during the Falklands

would have absolutely bodied the Argentinians

[modern moon]

I should cut out and join the Royal Navy than Eagle union

In switching teams guys

[rose spire]

Is this a sign?

[modern moon]

Yes

[devout bough]

it's tragic that nowadays, serving isn't the perks in and of itself anymore, but they always have to add a "gain skills" and "future reference" in there

[rose spire]

I can see how skills would be useful in life but what kind of future reference are you gonna get

[devout bough]

Easiest is Air Force - Commercial Aviation

[viral matrix]

the dead cult

[rose spire]

What’s that sound interesting

[modern moon]

Someone mentions Falklands?

[viral matrix]

ah yes, the falkland islands conflict

[devout bough]

showed 'em alright

[viral matrix]

least pointless cold war conflict

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/sakuracyan_/status/2007064670457532814

桜酱_sakuracyan🫧 (@sakuracyan_)

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[sage zealot]

didnt the british have to borrow a fuck ton of weaponry from the US for the Falkand intervention

[viral matrix]

yea

[modern moon]

Harrier

[viral matrix]

also warcrimes

meanwhile, all the argentinians got was intel from the soviet union

[echo quiver]

I feel bad for South American countries in general

[viral matrix]

funnily enough there were extensive negotiations between britain and argentina to just hand the islands over before the war

but falkland lobbying said nah

even tho the british governments at the time were trying to cut whatever expenses they could

[stable plank]

she looks like she needs some sleep

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kurumi-gif-4027527240353564918

Guten Morgen

[viral matrix]

you can tell the sleep depravity

[viscid sedge]

the CVA-01 Fleet program overall would've bodied the Argentine military

[viral matrix]

broke britain cancelled the CVA program and the follow-up program to the CVA one

[rose spire]

There be some life force alien thing that could wipe out our multiverse with one hit and we wouldn’t even know haha

[viscid sedge]

more like Britain kept cutting into the military funding when there is a active cold war ongoing that could've gone hot at any moment ._.

[modern moon]

Okay let's start making real life Kansen!

[echo quiver]

Wait what

[modern moon]

Before earth obliterates in pieces

[normal vine]

A AL vid in this current economy-

[viral matrix]

the british economy in general failed to keep up with the rest of NATO, it was more then a cutting funds problem

[rose spire]

Did she imagine that was enterprise?

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/haf-mirage-2000-5-formation-greek-mirage-2000-hellenic-air-force-αεροπορια-σχηματισμος-gif-11916418042363228700

[rose spire]

We are way too poor for that

[normal vine]

yes

[modern moon]

Welp care for a edit?

[rose spire]

Explains why the punch felt so aggressive

[rose spire]

An edit?

[modern moon]

Yeah

[devout bough]

woah

Rafale can "see" from its IRST

[rose spire]

Aight

[viral matrix]

germany suffered a catastrophic defeat in ww2 and yet, while split in two, managed to rebuild better then britain

[modern moon]

.

Here

[devout bough]

without a targeting pod

[viscid sedge]

pretty sure its partially because Britain focused on forming the NHS rather then rebuilding the country?

[viral matrix]

ww2 bankrupted britain

then decolonization

suddenly you have a decaying economy and need to soul-search

[devout bough]

NHS still ended up being dogshit

[rose spire]

Planes are so tuff

[sage zealot]

at least when you pay in the US you get service quickly

[viral matrix]

kinda funny how the victors of ww2 (aside the USA) got worse off then the war's loosers

[viral matrix]

for an exorbitant price

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/f22pulling-f22raptor-raptor-f22-gif-27356054

My favorite fighter jet.

[opal karma]

what if Azur Lane had "skip battle" mechanic?

[viral matrix]

longer waiting time or crippling debt, whats your pick

[sage zealot]

i got my heart surgury for free

[devout bough]

that's what the USA's "support" does

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-gif-22100461

Can't forget my favorite jet

[modern dew]

i ate the last one that's why

[viscid sedge]

Thats my 2nd favorite

[modern moon]

Royal Navy propaganda

[lusty marsh]

Where's us navy propaganda

[modern dew]

where my propaganda

[modern moon]

QE don't want others to have propaganda only Royal navy

[lusty marsh]

PSI propaganda:
🧠

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/f-14-f14-tomcat-f-14-tomcat-fighter-jet-gif-15056844373727629908

my 3rd favorite is this.

[pastel elm]

Greetings

[lusty marsh]

dear queen Elizabeth
if u give eagle union edit I will release retrofit queen Elizabeth

[devout bough]

F-14 hella overrated

[lusty marsh]

P-36 is where its at

[devout bough]

realest opinion

[modern moon]

Say less

[lusty marsh]

TOTAL EAGLE UNION VICTORY

okay heres ur retrofit queen Elizabeth

[viscid sedge]

what about MiG-23?

[devout bough]

MiG-23 is cute

[lusty marsh]

23...

[modern moon]

Mig 21 Fish in Bed

[devout bough]

I like it

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/mig-21-mig21-mig21-bison-mig-21-upg-iaf-gif-5219174720492977084

[lusty marsh]

My favorite plane is the plane

[devout bough]

XF8U-3>>>>>>>>>

F-14

F/A-18

F-4E

every American naval fighter

[lusty marsh]

No actually my favorite plane is the x axis plane

[viscid sedge]

remember don't use the MiG-15's NATO designation in here

[lusty marsh]

[devout bough]

fagot is a type of flower

[viscid sedge]

ik

[devout bough]

the word you're looking for has 2 Gs

[lusty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-no-no-no-tik-tok-tiktok-gif-10008636557488486936

[viscid sedge]

we joke about it, because you say it in almost the exact same way xD

[lusty marsh]

g force isnt real

because u could just ignore it

you know

[devout bough]

g force is real

like g spot

or something

idk

[lusty marsh]

pig spot

[modern moon]

Who want some Iron blood propaganda

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[devout bough]

disgusting

eeeww

get it the fuck away from me

[viral matrix]

do you have a bias by any chance

[modern moon]

What propaganda do you even want?

[devout bough]

Take a gander

[viral matrix]

its either french or british propaganda

[devout bough]

omg you know me so well bestie!!!!!

[viral matrix]

its surely not cope from your end

that reaction to germany was near feral lmao

[sage zealot]

imagine needed a propoganda video

[lusty marsh]

First video what are they saying

[viral matrix]

dont need a video when the statistics speak for themselves

[lusty marsh]

I genuinely cant tell

[viral matrix]

its one of hitler's speeches but slowed

[lusty marsh]

TOTAL EAGLE union victory

[viral matrix]

american shipbuilding, yo

[sage zealot]

the US built more clevelands then the japanese built destroyers

[modern moon]

Here you go Mr pig not a propaganda but I guess they had good battleships

[lusty marsh]

beautiful industry

[viral matrix]

im not mr pig

[modern moon]

Hahah

[viral matrix]

@devout bough this be yours

[viral matrix]

another american battleship that did fuck all

[lusty marsh]

Irl azur lane compilation

[rose spire]

Dam I took this picture of my cat 6 years ago

[short silo]

She was a busy girl. Operation Torch. Keeping Tirpiz in harbor. Then to the Pacific.

[fleet flume]

She is getting it

[rose spire]

Yes

[echo quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/wybuch-kosz-poszła-buum-gif-23913599

[rose spire]

[fleet flume]

I love my pencil skirt girls

Dare i say, better than no pants

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/kronshtadt-kronshtadt-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-10293770187964925701

[fleet flume]

Tirpitz Will be jumped the moment she exit the fjord

[nova elm]

My favourite loading screen of 2026 fr fr

[modern moon]

Yorky

[echo quiver]

T H I C C

[rose spire]

I just like lion tbh

That’s why I like it so much

[modern moon]

Also good night commander needs to sleep and then wake up and drain all wisdom cubes for builds again

[rose spire]

Lion such a nice shipgirl

[fleet flume]

She be the type that Will act haughty and be clingy when its just the two of you

[rose spire]

I remember when lion killed all those arbiters because she’s just strong like that

[fleet flume]

From the shelf to the counter

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[blazing nacelle]

Is it pronounced Lie-in or Lee-on?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-lick-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-gif-8937093444098193613

[rain valley]

the first

[sage zealot]

lee-on is such a french thing

[blazing nacelle]

Time to go win a bet, thanks guys XD

[rose spire]

I love cyberpunk

[echo quiver]

I prefer steampunk

[rain valley]

can always go for the Dutch lion, Gouden Leeuw
ley-oo

[opaque meteor]

Damn

[viral matrix]

yea france got a little humbled in 1940

[opaque meteor]

Wuh

Who put yorktown in that

[viral matrix]

manjuu did

[rain valley]

Manjuu did

[viral matrix]

profit margins, yo

[opaque meteor]

Krauts later got humbled by the m4s

[viral matrix]

slow ass mf

[opaque meteor]

What is a stratagem doing here

[viral matrix]

i can say the same for you, y'know

[opaque meteor]

[echo quiver]

Fair

[opaque meteor]

Ice cream ships when

[viral matrix]

glorified repair ships

thats the only purpose they'd serve in al

[fleet flume]

The M4s weren't even intended for tank on tank combat

[viral matrix]

same goes for hospital ships

[opaque meteor]

Yeah

Support the infantry

[viral matrix]

which is probably why things like armor and firepower looked so underwhelming when compared to late war german tanks

which were very much designed to destroy enemy tanks

[fleet flume]

+50% attack speed and 20% more damage at the start of the sortie

[opaque meteor]

Who came up with the idea of a box german tank (tiger 1)

[viral matrix]

henschel did

[fleet flume]

I mean, thats why they field Pershings in the first place

[fleet flume]

The inglorious angle

[opaque meteor]

We need ships that store ice cold cream

[sage zealot]

the shermans were designed with early war german tanks in mind, which they did perfectly well with, heavier tanks can be taken care of by artillery and planes

[devout bough]

Royal Navy Lion when Marine Nationale Lyon enters the room:

[sage zealot]

infact they rarely saw german tanks that the sherman cant pen

[viral matrix]

fair point, not all german tanks even by 1944 were a tiger or panther

and even those werent invulnerable to a sherman

[opaque meteor]

Right

Panzer 4 when charb1bis

[devout bough]

try panzer I

or panzer II

[opaque meteor]

Panzer I?

You mean the 38 (t)?

[viral matrix]

the char was pretty impressive, especially compared to the panzer 2s and 3s that they would realistically have run into

the problem lied elsewhere

ahem fuel

and the fact that the entire french frontline caved in

also close air support so

[rain valley]

I like how manjuu pulled the 'two lions' joke with the one maid video

[opaque meteor]

38 (t) when angry soviet cook with an axe

[devout bough]

the problem were that Belgians caved in

[nova elm]

There are 3 lions from 3 nations that form a triangle.

[fleet flume]

Ball knowledge

[viral matrix]

both is applicable

[sage zealot]

the sherman was a superior tank to the panzer 4 which is the main german tank during that part of the war

[fleet flume]

The Lion triad

[devout bough]

which one

[viral matrix]

the french army in 1940 was in a rather sorry state compared to germany

[nova elm]

One is fake but, still lion

[rose spire]

Golden Leeuw
Lyon
Lion

[rain valley]

uh... lemme find it

[viral matrix]

i'd say both were rather even

[sage zealot]

you realize the french armored arm was just better then german tanks early war

[opaque meteor]

38 (t) when tks is hiding in the bushes

[rain valley]

#game-news message

[viral matrix]

and yet most french units had to rely on flags and smoke signals to communicate

france didnt really move on from the ww1 way of doing things

[echo quiver]

Motorbike also

[nova elm]

Only reason Germany did good early in Western front was that they can talk to each other

[sage zealot]

there is nothing wrong with moterbikes? hell even horses are good

[viral matrix]

coordination between infantry, armored units and the air force worked well

[opaque meteor]

Honorable mention to the British guy that invented the Blitzkrieg tactic

[viral matrix]

the humble radio:

[echo quiver]

There is a saying that that bulk of the Wehrmacht, moved at the pace of a horse drawn wagon.

[nova elm]

There's a major difference when you can hear Hans calling from the back through the radio and Jean writing you a telegram to be transported by Giuseppe 2 hours later

[opaque meteor]

They probably did

[devout bough]

cute

[viral matrix]

basically every army during ww2 was majority infantry

[devout bough]

we have 3 Lions now

Lion

Lyon

and Leeuw

[nova elm]

The Glorious Imperial Lion
Fr*nch lion
And the we like to build dykes Lion.

[nova elm]

Actually its called Polders isn't it?

[devout bough]

The cute Lion, the hot Lion, and the elf Lion

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

[nova elm]

Musashi posting hour?

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[torpid kettle]

just a little fluff for increasing the mood 🥰

[nova elm]

Godamnit I summoned a demon.

[viral matrix]

congrats you missed the whole ww2 discussion

[fleet flume]

I mean, they are both mediums, more on supporting infantry and later on upgraded to fight enemy armor

[nova elm]

No he's here for boobies, the boobies monster

[opaque meteor]

The cow or

[hearty salmon]

Bitch I’m here for the Mumomma posting not ww2

I already got a war with my ketosis killing my muscles

[nova elm]

Anything attached to a living sentient shipgirl he will devour.

[hearty salmon]

[hearty salmon]

Pretty much

If its a hot sexy woman

[opaque meteor]

Oh damn

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-pixel-grab-grabby-hands-gif-26126978

[hearty salmon]

Its a hot sexy meal

[opaque meteor]

Is that ohne

[hearty salmon]

Wonderful , I will now bring this prized catch back to my bedroom abode

[opaque meteor]

Do not the Norfolk

[viral matrix]

im kinda just waiting for manjuu to add tier 11 ships

i know we already have roon and hindenburg, but clausewitz would be even funnier powercreep

fdg too, hannover has been a thing for years

[opaque meteor]

Came for enty stayed for history ~~ (and cowpens) ~~

[sage zealot]

tiering in wows is a useless metric for AL

any ship can be op with skills

[viral matrix]

i mean

yeah true

cheshire is the prime example

[nova elm]

Mmm yes

History or milk. Truly sophistication

[viral matrix]

shes absolute garbage as a tier 8 in wows, and yet as a PR ship shes pretty good

[devout bough]

wows is fantasy more than real these days

that's why i'm not a fan of it

[viral matrix]

well, whats the alternative?

[devout bough]

they don't even try to keep it grounded anymore

[fleet flume]

More historical references in dialogue 🗣️

[viral matrix]

war thunder naval?

[opaque meteor]

Name a character more meme-able than essex

[devout bough]

with 400m 200,000 tons battleship

[sage zealot]

hawaii diff

[devout bough]

yes

[opaque meteor]

Ooo my favourite

[viral matrix]

c'mon now, its not that absurd

the heaviest ship in wows is hannover at 100k tons

[devout bough]

might as well be

[sage zealot]

the new wows hawaii is more possible then 80% of wows ships

[viral matrix]

do people even play that

[devout bough]

yeah sure nazi germany had the capacity to produce a ship heavier than modern supercarriers

[nova elm]

Im pretty sure legally they can't change the PR system and change the Collab from WoWs to WTN

[sage zealot]

they couldnt even build the zeppelin correctly

[fleet flume]

Mutsuki reactions

[nova elm]

Since the update the PC client has increased amount of players, but looking at the Mobile one it has always been popular

[viral matrix]

capacity doesnt really matter when the "blueprints" that may or may not exist are designed by people who do so merely to avoid frontline service

[opaque meteor]

H class was just a thiccer Bismarck

[sage zealot]

30 essexs couldbe been spammed out by the time graf was finished

[rain valley]

who knows
entirely possible they could stop working with WoWs, and do another company for the next groups
depends on what the agreement looks like

[devout bough]

[heady pawn]

There is Bremen to power creep the CL meta

[viscid ledge]

I really forgot to ask, how many UR ships I missed since the last Yorktown II rerun???

[devout bough]

a few

[sage zealot]

bremen is amazing, but man hawaii is way too versatile

[viral matrix]

roon, hindenburg and clausewitz are CAs, not CLs

[viscid ledge]

Huh. And seeing Yorktown II on the standard roster means I won't have a problem anymore.

[nova elm]

I mean I don't know what the document says, but it's gonna look kinda dumb if in the contract Wargaming didn't sign a "non-competion clause" or what mumbo jumbo the legal system over there uses

[devout bough]

if i draw a Fuji-class japanese super missile battleship-carrier hybrid for the JMSDF on a piece of toilet paper right now

would that classify as a WoWS-worthy design

[nova elm]

Imma look up examples of legal contract in the PRC wait-

[viral matrix]

no, as it is out of the time scope of wows

[rain valley]

considering AL barely advertises it as a WoWs collab anymore, no idea
all I know is I do not want the WarThunder community here
ALO doesn't need to become another place to leak access restricted documents

[devout bough]

but if the time scope didn't exist

[viral matrix]

the time scope does exist

deal with it

[weak parrot]

daddy's little banana peel

[viral matrix]

wows wont ever get ships past the early cold war

[echo quiver]

W A R T H U N D E R

[nova elm]

Counterargument : would be extremely funny and we get free exposure (to the CIA,FBI,NSA and so on.)

[weak parrot]

whore thunder

[devout bough]

the point being, my toilet paper design would be just as real as whatever toilet they dug "hannover" out of

[weak parrot]

world of whoreships

[rain valley]

hmm, that would be an effective way of getting rid of the lolicons
permanently

[viscid ledge]

I play strictly naval in War Thunder. (I fucking love Submarines)

[nova elm]

:0

[merry robin]

Hi Turq.

Hey chat

[nova elm]

GREAT IDEA TURQ!

[devout bough]

whenever the nazis complete that 100k ton battleship would be well into the cold war hypothetically

[nova elm]

Hi barbie

[viscid ledge]

War Thunder Mobile I mean

[devout bough]

if they could complete it at all

which i highly doubt

[wise thicket]

hello

[devout bough]

actually no, not doubt

[nova elm]

olleh

[devout bough]

they definitely couldn't

[merry robin]

WTM eats my RAM memory

[glacial valve]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9ZExj8aYAAlCxQ.gif

[merry robin]

Fuck WTM

[nova elm]

Fun fact : that issue has been fixed. But the game has shittons of other NEW problems

[viscid ledge]

Totally. 12GB RAM and it's still a little laggy.

[nova elm]

You lose some you gain some

-Gaijin Entertainment

[merry robin]

I play wows.

[merry robin]

My potato phone is 4

[low musk]

Hallo

Chat

[nova elm]

Elo Storm

[nova elm]

4GB?

[devout bough]

https://www.deviantart.com/tinkertanker44432/art/Hirohito-Class-Super-Battle-Ship-ALT-History-554092437

[merry robin]

Yes

[viral matrix]

you didnt draw it in the 20s-40s, so the designs wargaming "found" would be more real for the scope of wows

[nova elm]

Hirohito what now?

[devout bough]

[low musk]

Ello Essex

[viral matrix]

whats the harm in fantasizing?

[viral matrix]

if you dont advertise it as a historical vessel, why complain?

[wise thicket]

hi storm

[low musk]

Hi

[devout bough]

i don't say it's harmful

[devout bough]

i say it's fucking lame

when we have actual warships

[viscid ledge]

Relatable. I had WTM on my old 4GB RAM phone, which is now currently use for Discord and other games than gaming.

[low musk]

My friend take me on his bike

[wise thicket]

is this o class or something?

[nova elm]

Wait a fucking second this is a ship I made in Ultimate Admiral Dreadnought!

[devout bough]

going against what hitler moaned out one night while on drugs about a 100k ton aryan battleship that will sink the entire Royal Navy at once

[nova elm]

[low musk]

OH NAH FAST

[glacial valve]

Kill Valparaiso

[heady pawn]

He did nothing wrong

[low musk]

I moan now

[glacial valve]

shit ship for idiots

[nova elm]

Still doesnt excuse him imo

[viral matrix]

if wargaming only took real, fully realistic ship designs, the game would be pretty boring

[viscid ledge]

Anywoo... Imma play Blue Archive, buff up Hina (Dress) and do battles.

[viral matrix]

that and unlike war thunder, its not meant to be realistic either

wargaming makes arcade-style games

[devout bough]

they could just take feasible proposal

[nova elm]

~The Germans won't have any ships just saying~

[devout bough]

Alsace being one

the original H-class designs aren't that bad

[wise thicket]

goodluck sensei

[opal karma]

[devout bough]

Montana-class

all that good stuff

but no

[opal karma]

good evening chat

[nova elm]

Shut you Hina Dress haver

[wise thicket]

hi coconut

[viral matrix]

yeah germany would have basically nothing above tier 7-8

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-23980638

[viral matrix]

aside the h-class and subs

[opal karma]

hi CSD

[devout bough]

going the same route as world of tanks with their "Defender" Soviet super tank

[nova elm]

Consider that your first rickroll of 2026

[viral matrix]

the defender is pretty managable, have you seen their recent lootbox tanks tho

[devout bough]

and double barreled 130mm autoloading super heavies

[viscid ledge]

Add Hina Swimsuit to that too.

[nova elm]

Fakehyu

[devout bough]

they're all pure fantasy

what's the point of even adding real tanks

[heady pawn]

Z46 was built, but never completed

[low musk]

I ALMOST DIE BY HIM

NAH

[viral matrix]

what real tanks are left beyond ww2 and the early cold war? wargaming has basically already added all the historical options

[opal karma]

correction

[nova elm]

To serve as base model and sell their premium copy-and-paste

[wise thicket]

honest rough shinano eating hambugi art:

[nova elm]

SO CUTE!

[opal karma]

cute

[nova elm]

Pattu pattu

[wise thicket]

oh no i accidently add spoiler :Sob:

thx

[fleet flume]

Their only option is to add obscure prototypes that is designed on a napkin

[nova elm]

No it makes a suprise

[viral matrix]

@wise thicket i will skin you alive

[fleet flume]

Or, they get drunk and make it themselves

[devout bough]

"obscore prototype" nah they just make shit up

[wise thicket]

[viral matrix]

whats the alternative

theres nothing historical left to add

[fleet flume]

Hear me out

[nova elm]

I guess make a separate tier for moderns?

[devout bough]

expand into cold war

[fleet flume]

5 bottles of whisky

[devout bough]

just because they can't

[nova elm]

And cold war

[fleet flume]

And a napkkin

And a pen

Boom

[viral matrix]

i mean they could go down that route

[devout bough]

doesn't mean i like fantasy rainbow bullshit

[weak parrot]

breast napkin

[nova elm]

But then again wargaming will run into the same problem as Artstorm

[wise thicket]

still cant imagine WOW have missle (indian voice)

[nova elm]

Making modern battleship that does not exist.

[devout bough]

War Thunder said they wouldn't go past late 1940s jets 10 years ago

[fleet flume]

True, they already have early cold war

[opaque meteor]

What did i miss

[wise thicket]

hi enty

[viral matrix]

and here we are

[devout bough]

here i am with a Dassault Rafale

[opal karma]

anything

[nova elm]

Talking about wargaming's future and the consequences of the PR system such a scenario happen

Also

Cute fanarts.

[opaque meteor]

I have two sides ahh

[nova elm]

This

[devout bough]

world of tanks is basically irrelevant in the military community now

no one talks about it

it's now in the sweaty e sport shooter sphere

[viral matrix]

yeah because unlike war thunder, they dont leak classified military documents

[nova elm]

Of course I'm an Essex lover, I must have 2 braincells fighting over control. One is the cute patootie one and one is the stinking nerd one.

[fleet flume]

They poisoned the community by chugging out deviantart ships by the monthly, mind you the community already SUGGESTED many obscure ships from existing modern navies but they ignored them

[viral matrix]

isnt war thunder in the same league

e-sports "ready" n all

[devout bough]

e-sports ready is a meme

[nova elm]

Wait I wanna show you something

[devout bough]

war thunder isn't an e-sport game

[opal karma]

Naval War Thunder
Anyone?

[fleet flume]

They have a league 😭

[devout bough]

not fun to watch someone notch a missile, turn hot, and launch another missile at 30km over and over again

[fleet flume]

Are we even talking about AL at this pount

[opaque meteor]

Me

[viral matrix]

nah

[devout bough]

nah

[fleet flume]

The Sun is the universal flare

[opal karma]

deserve a kiss

[devout bough]

devious MICA-IR with IRCCM:

[viral matrix]

i probably would play war thunder naval but i dont have any interest in the ships that are ingame at the time

[devout bough]

scheming IRIS-T with Imaging Infrared Seeker

[opal karma]

it's kinda fun tho

[viral matrix]

aside maybe the admiral hipper but i cannot be fucking asked to grind even more

[viral matrix]

wows is fun to me, why switch to another game where you do basically the same thing

[nova elm]

Me

[devout bough]

me!!!!

[opaque meteor]

I just though of

[nova elm]

Look at this bullshit.

[wise thicket]

i kinda ptsd of uhhhh getting hit with a torpedo even im a torpedo boat

[devout bough]

you do very different things, just because it's boat doesn't mean it's the same

[opaque meteor]

Lets say someone says they like AH

[nova elm]

Look at how they Massacred my girl

[opal karma]

enjoy the sea while watching some smol vessels got vapourized by a fucking 16-inch HE

[opaque meteor]

But they were trying to say admiral hipper

[devout bough]

war thunder you don't have a magical bird eye view and shell drop aim for example

[opal karma]

kinda Florida

[nova elm]

just don't play British

-Advice for every war thunder gameplay

[opaque meteor]

Roblox naval 1945 anyone?

[viral matrix]

its fundamentally the same thing, even if you have different mechanics on how you blow each other up

[rain valley]

but that's how I see maximum boom

[nova elm]

Me.

1000 wins and counting

[opal karma]

too true

[opaque meteor]

Churchill III

[nova elm]

No loses

[devout bough]

me when "reload speed consumable"

[valid wigeon]

Azur Lane: The Rising Tide

[devout bough]

also

[viral matrix]

again, wows and wot are arcade games - war thunder isnt

[nova elm]

Churchill Petard

Truly the best tank.

[devout bough]

wows seems to think you're feeding damage control parties into the fire and blocking its oxygen with their bodies or something

[opaque meteor]

100%

[viral matrix]

arcade game

judge it like its a simulator

[opaque meteor]

I call it Churchill Petard because

[devout bough]

that's why they're fundamentally different things

[rain valley]

that's the soviet way
"steel expensive, man cheap and plentiful"

[devout bough]

you care about managing damage control, fire control

putting your ship on course for a stable and easy firing solution

because your ship's heading also matters to shell velocity

[opaque meteor]

Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts anyone?

[devout bough]

it's fundamentally a different game

[nova elm]

Ffs tho. British tech tree is a mess.

Shit early game vehicles

Literally waiting simulator mid tier (or how fast can you die simulator in naval)

And "decent" to "how the hell does this exist" high tier

[devout bough]

the only similarity is that both have boat skins

[viral matrix]

war thunder focuses on realism, youre not telling me anything new

[devout bough]

saying they're "the same thing" is just blatantly wrong

[opaque meteor]

No?

[nova elm]

Dont have the money

[viral matrix]

the same thing as in you have a boat and shoot other boats

[opaque meteor]

Sad

[opal karma]

we got Enterprise in UK naval tree

but not the CV

[devout bough]

Squad is the same thing as Fortnite confirmed

[opaque meteor]

I wish you a happy steam sale

[devout bough]

you both have people and you both have guns

surely the same thing

[opal karma]

I just had ONE WISH

[nova elm]

If you're willing to buy me a new laptop, ultimate admiral dreadnought, a new pair of socks and an astolfo cosplay I'll do it

[wise thicket]

idk how i can deal with this helena CLV....

[opal karma]

to have a proper PC to play War Thunder

[nova elm]

Consider this an extortion.

[opal karma]

what the....

[devout bough]

eeeewww what the fuck

[opaque meteor]

The astolfo part is the only thing I'm considering

[nova elm]

Disgusting

[devout bough]

smash the stern off

[viral matrix]

[wise thicket]

im trying with my corsair 😭

[rose spire]

Uh…

[low musk]

MW ?

[opaque meteor]

Put it down. Put it out of it's misery

[nova elm]

Waiter waiter give me 10 fucking torpedoes per side

[opaque meteor]

No ship deserves a fate like that

[opal karma]

install the Arch down and put the high socks on

[viral matrix]

the whataboutism man

[nova elm]

Yeah. Really disappointed that they "redesigned" old warships to be modern

[devout bough]

wrong analogy

[nova elm]

Just looks like a half-ass attempt to put aegis on it half the time.

[devout bough]

[wise thicket]

i got more of curse pic of them....

[hearty salmon]

Why she look like she coming off an all nighter and 3 monsters

[viral matrix]

wows and war thunder, yet you refer to fortnite

[opal karma]

oh boy

[hearty salmon]

(She just like me fr)

[nova elm]

PLEASE NO!

[wise thicket]

okay im good with helena CLV now

[nova elm]

SPARE MY EYES DEAR LORD!

[opal karma]

looks who back

[nova elm]

Oh god the demon

No boobies. Go back to #al-art

[opaque meteor]

I agree with Essex for the first time in a long time

[opaque meteor]

Agreed

[low musk]

Recheu or Super Aslace in new Update?

[valid wigeon]

Ain't no way I got Murmansk

[nova elm]

Super Alsace

[low musk]

Alr

[nova elm]

DMITRY MEDVEDEV?!

[low musk]

I hate MW

[opal karma]

...but if you close your eyes
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

[low musk]

THEY PAY TO WIN

[devout bough]

please tell me what accusations i'm defending against

[opaque meteor]

Mw is fun until its not

[hearty salmon]

What’re you going to do? UnNot’nt the Norfolk?

[devout bough]

my point was an analogy

not a defense

it's an attack on your point

[nova elm]

MW is fun if you put like those Indian missiles on USS Hurricane

[devout bough]

[viral matrix]

i dont see how its an attack

[nova elm]

Any other tiers and it's just sad.

[viral matrix]

you destroy enemy vessels and occasionally capture points in both wows and war thunder naval

[devout bough]

ok i'm not doing this with someone lacking reading comprehension and claiming war thunder and wows is the same thing

[opaque meteor]

I spam missile and main gun from chinese destroyer in low tier

[hearty salmon]

TAKE THIS TACO ASS ATTACK

[nova elm]

Nanchang?

[viral matrix]

i did not say that they were the same lol

[opaque meteor]

GO BACK TO #al-art

[nova elm]

Fucking hell this shit went of like a flashbang

[valid wigeon]

Pipe it

[rain valley]

no idea why I have that guy blocked
but from what I'm seeing of your side of the back and forth
I clearly made the right choice

[opaque meteor]

DEVIL BE GONE

[opal karma]

oh boy he's hard

again

[low musk]

MW'S DEVELOPER UPDATE NEW ONE CALL ARTCOIN AND MARKET, FREAKY DEV NAHHH

[opal karma]

wait no I mean

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[nova elm]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[viral matrix]

werent you the one who started bitching when i called you out on your revisionism bullshit

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-peaky-blinders-gif-4269202574948927326

[hearty salmon]

As is the intention of the gyatt

[echo quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[hearty salmon]

Buddy , I’m lying in between a pair of S cup breasts

[opal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

like this?

[wise thicket]

Hey dont worry we got non anomaly one ^^

[nova elm]

Exactly.

[wise thicket]

USS new jersey i gues

[valid wigeon]

Holy cow indeed Shwab

[wise thicket]

wait no it missouri

[low musk]

DAMN

[opaque meteor]

Show the stern.

[hearty salmon]

Aforementioned S cup breasts

[low musk]

IOWA CLASS BATTLESHIP

[wise thicket]

lamo

[nova elm]

Is this that... Kerbal but on the seas thing?

I forgot.

[hearty salmon]

Oh my~

[opal karma]

yeah yeah, have fun with your 48hrs gooning session

[opaque meteor]

SHOW THE STERN OF THE IOWA OR MONTANA.

[devout bough]

this you?

[low musk]

IOWA

[echo quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-me-cook-heisenberg-gif-182599890715661464

[viral matrix]

wows and naval have you destroy enemy vessels and occasionally capture zones, thats the similarity i didnt explain correctly

[hearty salmon]

From the depths

[wise thicket]

all good not aviation battleship

[nova elm]

Ah thank you Mr GoonerGamer

[viral matrix]

yes i do indeeed have a problem with how i express myself

genetic L

[low musk]

NAH, MY TYPHOON IN MW HAS 11K GOLD TO BUY

[nova elm]

Godbless you.

[hearty salmon]

No problemo , I return to sucking on mumommas tiddies

[low musk]

JESUS

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455135271170347190/20251227_173131.gif

Mmm yummy milkies

[devout bough]

it's midnight why am i arguing on discord

[low musk]

MUSASHIIIIII

[devout bough]

i'm going to sleep

[hearty salmon]

[viral matrix]

very good question

have a good sleep

[nova elm]

That's why we don't play MW and we play War Thunder

[devout bough]

goodnight peeps

[low musk]

I love WTM

[nova elm]

Atleast in war thunder the depression is actually good for you

[opaque meteor]

You survive today

[wise thicket]

phew

[opaque meteor]

For now

[nova elm]

In MW your eyes turn into cancer.

[viral matrix]

depression from playing a broken game?

[wise thicket]

bruh

i

[rain valley]

a classic

[wise thicket]

what if i got IOWA aviation battleship?

[nova elm]

Broken is better than absolutely rotarded

[viral matrix]

what gave me cancer was looking at karlsruhe's rear battery placement

like what the hell am i looking at

[nova elm]

Is it the one that's slightly askew because the of magazine placement?

[wise thicket]

umm lemme see

[nova elm]

No dont.

Please for your sanity

[opaque meteor]

drops hellbomb

[viral matrix]

turret 2 is on the left side, turret 3 on the right side

at the rear

[nova elm]

Eugh.

[wise thicket]

oh thank for stopping me from searching....

😭 🙏🏻

[opaque meteor]

I'd rather look at trimaran iowa than aviation iowa

[nova elm]

Congratulations you now have...

Cancer
Thyroid
And Very angry cells.

[low musk]

CHAT, THIS IS EF1 TORNADO OR EF2

[wise thicket]

💀

[nova elm]

Eeny minne Moe...........

EF2

[echo quiver]

Where's that? Oklahoma?

[opaque meteor]

Your death is on 3rd January 2pm your local time

[low musk]

Nah

[opal karma]

does someone randomly become a weirdo like me?

[modern sedge]

Anyone who experience this

[nova elm]

You're asking in a discord server

[nova elm]

LMAO

[opaque meteor]

Oh look its the guy i stole oil from

[glass sundial]

Damn

[rose spire]

My blanket moved a tiny bit and I thought it was a cat

[opal karma]

oh yeah

I forgor

[opaque meteor]

Uh i mean Liberated the oil

[modern sedge]

OH MY DAYS

[rain valley]

Azur Lane?
yes, it's quite common to play
for folks in the AL discord

[modern sedge]

My recent ah

[glacial valve]

45gb thick skins

[viral matrix]

this is possibly the ugliest turret placement known to man

[nova elm]

AHHH MY FUKIN EYES

[opaque meteor]

I bet 40gb is just the thighs, boobs and ass

[viral matrix]

why were german engineers like this

[opaque meteor]

WHAT THE

WHY

[opal karma]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[viral matrix]

you wouldnt be wrong

[devout bough]

No that's a Typhoon EF 2000

[shell fog]

Warthunder naval the most cursed naval game out there

[opaque meteor]

I WAS ENJOYING HAVING EYEBALLS

[nova elm]

Kneel upon my perceived superiority of efficiency.

[viral matrix]

you should probably go to sleep

sleep deprivation is not healthy

[low musk]

J-36

[glacial valve]

And the worst part is that the sisters have them too.

https://tenor.com/view/mis-ogos-mis-ojos-gif-14436753

[devout bough]

Let me take a piss before bed in peace

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/it-fucken-wimdy-its-fucking-gif-24928261

[viral matrix]

fair enough

[echo quiver]

I wish I knew that sooner

[wise thicket]

no please

Please spare me

[modern sedge]

Man I wish I've just removed that 19GB

[wise thicket]

;-;

[nova elm]

You know, If I was a Californian citizen rn I could sue you for emotional distress.

[rain valley]

aviation Jean Bart kinda fire tho

[hearty salmon]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL

I HEARD OIL

[nova elm]

No.

[opaque meteor]

Kinda

[royal tundra]

Remove dorm

[wise thicket]

😂

[nova elm]

Just. No. Please?

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-that-shit-mine-gif-156307435428070524

[modern sedge]

To many that it takes half of my storage

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[opaque meteor]

Better than aviation helena

[glacial valve]

a new Tier X premium cruicer for WoWs

[opaque meteor]

Ball knowledge

[rain valley]

out of any BBV, I don't mind it

[modern sedge]

Yeah why

[wise thicket]

i angered New Jersey and now here i am ;-;

[low musk]

Formidable heavy

[opaque meteor]

God speed

[devout bough]

It's because it's less a "WE SHOULD MAKE THIS IT'S SO COOL" and more of a "we need more CVs but all we have are BBs what do", like the IJN Aviation Battleship

[opaque meteor]

You ain't surviving

[devout bough]

Neccessity, not choice

That's why i'm okay with them

[nova elm]

Heres what you need to remove :

Skins : ±5Gb? (If i remember)
Voicelines : 3Gb
Island Planner : 3-5Gb (if memory serves me)
Operation Siren : 1 GB
Meta showdown : 0.5GB
Comics + Audio : 700MB totalish~

[rain valley]

even then, the CV conversion looks better too

[nova elm]

This looks amazing, the last one looks... "Eugh?" Is the word for it

[modern sedge]

I'm getting SBY vibes

[glacial valve]

NavalArt?

[wise thicket]

FTD

[glacial valve]

¿?

[modern sedge]

Then let me ask you

Were is that 19GB for?

[opaque meteor]

Im getting Liberate you oil vibes

[wise thicket]

oh im sorry it "From The Depths"

[nova elm]

Googley magic. Somewhere somewhere hidden inside Kashino or Cowpens.

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493862450270306305/1266613610269118464/torpedo_beat.gif

[modern sedge]

Ain't no way you still here

[devout bough]

NAVAL ART MENTIONED

[glacial valve]

Oooooo

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[opaque meteor]

Clevebro mentioned

[wise thicket]

chat I GOT no choice

[modern sedge]

How does Clevebro get a Metamorphosis gift 🤔

[languid dawn]

Cleveland still flat

we need Cleveland II

[opaque meteor]

She's a boy thats why (trust)

[wise thicket]

huh?

[viral matrix]

community folklore about cleveland

[nova elm]

Aight imma go to sleep

[modern sedge]

Could someone explain to me

[wise thicket]

i kept believe i got actual cleveland but i just realized i use the "clevelad"

[glacial valve]

a New PREMIUM TIER IX CRUISER

[opaque meteor]

See you

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[nova elm]

Say what now

[wise thicket]

gn ^^

[opaque meteor]

[wise thicket]

Gn Fooki ^^

[opaque meteor]

Bon voyage to the dream world

[languid dawn]

Lexington could grow, she too

[modern sedge]

@opaque meteor
Why are you still remembering me

[opal karma]

https://youtu.be/6B7KekCrHIY?si=aEIDdWRD0x_Ft__n

A song abt me

[nova elm]

I have this in my YouTube playlist lmao

[opaque meteor]

Its only been like 18 hours since we last met

[nova elm]

Sure when you have a birthday I'll sing it (through text)

[modern sedge]

You know what I have an Idea