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also cant wait for another guam gun
Commander isn’t getting paid enough I see
I can’t wait for my first Guam gun
I wish they update the lab weapons more regularly
I cant wait to lose all my cubes
3 years and finally ply gun in lab lol
People kill when they are died
Shirou emiya if he was high
Oh look essex is back
You correct doesnt mean you right
You can move by walking
Commander bet it all on black
They gotta be able to pay for their own clothes
They don't have wages
Sadly
He lost it all
Do you like NTR (Narita Top Road)? Because I love NTR (Narita Top Road) and you should love NTR (Narita Top Road) as well


NTR (Narita Top Road)
MTR (Mass Transit Railway)
Okay time to go to the cave
🍋
The sky is blue
I think its the colour of
brown rock shitter
I love NSFW❤️ (nacho sauce for water)
Did we just get weezered
You mix your sauce with water?
I think my sky is snowing
Idk I couldn’t make anything else up
No thats clearly Yorktown's hair
It’s pink stupid
that does tend to be where it falls from, yes
No, that’s bubbles.
the real treasure is the slaves we made along the way
-Royal Navy
What kind of slave yho
The kind you need to water everyday
Hmmn
Uma Musuko: Handsome Derby
Snow falls from the sky? WoooooW amaziiing
Let me ask snow
Oh yeah btw small question.
How long has it been since implac rerun?
Arent you in sea
About 7 month
Uhhhh no. I crashed myself into the coast 
was the end of March last year
so perma in the next few months
Earliest estimate for perma? I may or may not need her 
We're getting old sonny boy
yeah just looked it up, I was surprised too lol
Yike
probably end-Mar, early-Apr?
Okay nice thanks
Well, she should be the next perma so you dont have to wait long
I can build pity for her in the meantime


should have plenty of time to build pity
that's 90ish daily builds
CN anni isn't a UR event so build there count
etc
Cn new year you mean
I really want Implacy in my dock
Cn anni was an UR event
rip, yes
migraine brain, the amount of retyping I'm doing before I hit send is wild and I still get it wrong lol
I need implacy as the last UR/DR for my Royal Tech. Its like waiting for the next infinity stone
Lol, no worries
Take your migraine pills 
I'm missing Guam's event, and then Soyuz I missed from her first run because I was too new and didn't have enough
Oh yeah I also want Soyuz
taken
So much ships I want but can’t have yet
Go to sleep 
sleep is for bedtime
Who says sleep is only for bedtime? Sleep is whenever wherever
loud, heavy bass music in good headphones is for now
On bus, on train, while working, while playing. Sleep is good 
true
sleeps is definitely good
This is why you wear earphones with your alarm ready
So that when you sleep you get immediately up
earphones are for the migraine-soothing heavy bass
because my brainbox is weird like that ig

Limited edition brainbox
recalled for defectiveness


terror wife\
Memes wife 
birb 
I come once a lifetime to spread the glorious news of Gallant Delivery Express, the only one that can rival the greedy green cat
terror spy
where gallant titty then

The what now?
Now this is a true loyal customer

Oh no it seems I have dropped a Gallant, oh no.
Fat tittie
she obvs doesn't make much money
can't afford to buy new shorts smh
that is true
No wonder newer ship get so few cloth
Someone tell the scam cat to give lion back her pant
the Lion does not care for fashion requirements
she does, however, care for lion plushies
Lion is very fashionable
Lion is very cat

lion or tiger
do we have a tiger ship?
Some chinese loli, i think
I scrap the loli so dont remember
LION SPOTTED LION

Hello chat
soon
Just another couple months
Alsace rerun guaranteed before GTA6
Anything Guaranteed before GTA 6
Meow

now we just wait for Alsace in 3D dorm
Girlfriend 2026 before GTA 6
I need Alsace pat
Infernal has it
They already have a 3D model of her. Might as well

Nahhhh too far
Imagine if GTA 6 actually releases this year
that's where my mind went too, yeah
Maybe it’ll be next
so her and Gouden
Hinden also has one

If I remember correctly
A 3d model of Hindenburg?
I'm just thinking from the dancing video ahead of Agir's dorm release
has Alsace and Gouden
Dunno if it's a fan made one or like an actual Yostar made one, but I vaguely remember hinden having a 3d model somewhat
more and more of my guildmates have been quitting the game....
sucks to be them
Hm maybe so
Ask the people in your world chst
Usually they're very active
moving on into something else ig
no one will play azur lane forever
I'm playing it til EoS
mind you, I onlt started 2 years ago
Oldie
me being old is another conversation entirely 
how old are you?

He's 87
38, so internet ancient
Close enough
*she
youre joking no way
at the age, or the gender?
age
nope
The last time someone in my guild talked it was a week ago
unc
Well quiet is sometimes a good thing
Hmmm true true
My guildmates keep spamming "good morning" and then laffey sleep
honestly i expected teens and 20s here not near 40s lmao
yup, internet ancient
Well at least you know they do guild operations and stuff
Mine don’t
especially teens this game seems to be attractive for them
Who wouldn't be attracted to extremely overproportioned characters that is only a dream irl 
gay men
Fair enough 
Wait I mean I can buy a ply gun part I need 20 more
dude's crashing out here lol
gran blue fantasy and gfl 1 gets a steam release
heres hoping for AL 😂
i do wonder if there is a gacha game for gay men
yeah, those daddy simulators
Not even god can force them to make a steam release 
Most Gacha anime men are twinks
i have no clue what youre talking about but i thik i shouldnt
Except for I guess like love and deep space? Ig
thats for straight women
straight women and gay men
thought yeah only gays would like a game like that
just like this game is for straight men and gay women
and other gender/sexuality combos as they may apply
only straight men
gay women are rare among most gacha game communities unless its genshin or reverse 1999
no i know youre lesbian but most lesbians dont play these sort of games
you'd be wrong about that
youre acting like i said all i said most
there's a handful of us in the server here
most just stay away cause folks are creepy as hell
me, however, I am a bitch who can dish it out
I got some of these
yeah true losers are overrepresented among gacha communities
I’m tryna save up for this tho for my Bisko
sink bisko
easy gear savings
Shoot i missed another convo
HUH? How dare you why you being mean to Bisko?

rip
because iron blood
sink the iron blood
Does bisko mean bismarck
Secret message made by hood
Yes
btw guys should i watch the azur lane anime
This is mine dronski gun prob isn’t the best idea but it works
English dub
yes
it's not groundbreaking so it gets dunked on
but the anime is just fun
It’s uh…watchable but fire ass opening that opening fire sound so good
y its ok
We are azur lane
oh and definitely English dub
the accents are so overdone perfectly
why dont u get 457mm
I just gotta get rid of mecky gun when I get her to dev 30 and ply gun
457?
i just tryna increase the relation thing for the oath
They’re amazing
We have an anime?
Came for QE stayed for Eugen and Enterprise
Eugen sounds indian
There's a uss twin 457 in research
and Enty stayed for Belfast
premium yuri action
Lemme look at it
Laffey Javelin duo
lol
we will fight for the ships
It's the other ur main gun in the research I presume you got that ur gun from
Don't forget U-Chan
Ohhhh this I was gonna get this but decided to go for ply gun instead

Who's getting the ply gun
I DON’T GET THIS EMOJI
damn
Bisko and if I get a second one will put it on mecky
As a secondary gun?

hey good news
i found double gear savings
Z23 english dub sounds french

Who
she is French
Yeah
Oh show me?
Mind blown
sink bisko and meck
STOP IT 
you walked right into that one lol
I’ll never make fun of a French ship and this is how I get treated
Ig you’re right
fr tho
Z23 went to the French as reparations post-war
Transmission Coming from Admiralty... "Sink the Bismarck."
Royal navy main fleet go brrrr
Talking Bout the bismarck, when we getting the piorun?
Polish mentioned
the setup was kinda perfect lol
Piorun?
Polish destroyer 1v1d Bismarck
Just give me your gear instead
Polish destroyer decided to scream into bismarcks ear for half a hour
Ohhh the destroyer that trolled Bisko
but I need my gear
... to sink the iron blood

STOP
ngl if I was ever a battleship I would not be getting trolled by a destroyer of all ships
I’m gonna retire my epic bulins
2026 new faction :
Thunderwolf : Basically Poland
Faction identity : getting fucked over by Parliament and Iron Blood
I’m getting closer to Saint Louis
@quasi nebula LOL
sink the iron blo-...
i mean
sink the ferrous hemoglobin
I wonder what the next faction will be

what the fuck 
I have a theory why Bismarck is so heavy
It's either :
Turkey
Poland
South America
Thailand
I mean. She did breach the Washington naval treaty by like 15000 tons
Fatty
I figure something that WoWs has done
it makes too perfect a match, proven with Tulipa
WoWs makes Dutch ships, AL does Dutch ships and gets an easy research collab ship
Hmmm,
And iron is heavy
dang didnt knew
Ohhhhhhh I’d never guess
Idk
"I forgot she's a UR" and "Oh god there's a sequel?"
I stole the image from you
Hms Hood
Yeah it’s been free for them
Biscuit Two, Bullshit Boogaloo
blasted Blood Ravens' member 
Blood ravens?
LOL
Faction from Warhammer

Sounds like a 40k
memewise known for stealing relics xD
Knew it
I’d accept it ofc
ofc
But I mean it’s not obvious I’d like a second Bisko right?
wait WoWs is building up one of their factions recently... forget which one
I can't find a suitable shocked face that isn't Mutsuki, and you will murder me if I use it XD

Hmmmm send it now

Essex with lemons is gone again
your assassination is on 3rd of January somewhere between 3-5pm your Timezone
unfortunate meta
I've seen that before
well... shit, it was real folks 
Idk if I want to vote for the meta or wait till next vote
Shes lookin at us like we will free her
Hmmm
best META is obviously Bon Homme Richard
:>
Where did I get a pepe shooting himself into the roof from
It’s me

ok so for WoWs, unless they pull from one of the 'group nations'
it's gotta be Spain, right?
that's the only standalone nation that's missing
pan-asia 
We got harbin from pan-asia
hmm
yeah we have Dragon Empery
nothing, just surprised at the name (perhaps)
wouldn't they consider Pan-America?
or navy from irl that did a bit history-wise
Pan-Asia is China, China, South Korean, Indonesia, Thailand, and Malaysia
yes bread?
Like Canada?
Should I or lowkey should I move to French line and get Richie
Nope, to hard instead of adding Yamato or Iowa let’s add a ship nobody asked for that’s worse than most ships added back in 2020-Yostar probably
probably?
Non mon ami
We need hmcs asbestos
Yes get richie

This still haunts me to this day that Peter Strasser won't have an Oath Skin like Formi because both of them have buyable skins that look like Oath skins

i forget what ship that even was tbh
oh it was a Flower-class corvette
I mean I like the background design
Whatever that circle thing is
Ich ist nicht speak french
Maybe it’s your 24 hour time
probably reminds of whatever her time themed she is like Kurumi Tokisaki, but still, looks like a fucking Oath Skin
I do not speak French?
woe, frogs be in yer soup
Yeah
which scares me.

Listen here you idiot I was asking a question
I still keep my Howe tied up
We also need hmcs the pass
Woah…sodak getting mad
No

Unreal
Sodak the Wojak 
You sure?
one s in Pas
What if I just dodge that
How tf do you dodge that
ffs
I cut grass and make money sir
I’m afraid I make money
Walk?
second day of new year and bro is dropping job application 
What if i just
96 eva
i afraid the thing u earn wasnt money
what we need is the HMCS Sackville
one, because she still exists as a gorgeous museum ship
and two, lol SACKville
i can print them out for u if u want 
Admitting to do something illegal for me?
Your that in love with me?
I'd hate to get caught in South Dakota's fire
aight, i doubt the money u earn is fake anyways, thats it
Lol, what about kokanee
not as funny, and isn't an museum
What do you mean
Yes
if HMCS Sackville was in AL existed, we'd have an irl event in Halifax
and I would be very happy
her and/or HMCS Haida, in Hamilton
e
Spread of shells
That’s an Iowa
Hmcs bittersweet?
Like the image itself
Yeah the image is an Iowa
I'd hate to get caught in that

Yes, we need Sackville, though they might just rope her in as hms, not hmCs
This is sodak
no no no WAIT
a Flower under American flag
USS SAUCY 
she's be HMS for sure, yeah
her or Haida both
Canadian battleship Yukon (Monarch's sister)
trust me 
gobbla
Moose Jaw?
Yukon wouldn’t even wanna fight cause she’s so nice

USS Temptress
How bout hmcs trail
I just want Monarch to have a proper sister from the same design xD
Does AL have USS Temper temper
USS Bismarck (it’s a capital in North Dakota)
I wonder what it feels like to get hit by Iowa guns point blank range
not yet
No
Damn
What am I reading
west dakota
USS Yamato?
😭
i tell you what, they missed two perfect names for Flower corvettes
Dildo, Newfoundland
and Conception Bay, also Newfoundland
Same way of sitting infront of a nuke
Im pretty sure the Japanese didn't use ijn
You turn into fucking nothing
How many gobbla's are there in the world 
Well I never got hit by a nuke so I’ll be fine
Eugen can't say the same
they didn't used prefixex or whatever it's named, but it's more for naming out which faction warships belongs to

I think it's the American/UK that designed them as IJN right? I remember only after post war they start using JS
And such
Jsdf
Brutally shitting sound
Drum noises
Gobbla army
Woowww I just saw this
Brttt brt
Dunno, I am just used to that naming, regardless of its origin
Yep
hadaka apron for the win
There’s two different people in this world
true
LMAO
sodak is built diff
what the f- 
But newfoundland was British, not Canadian at the time
true, but it was one of the major ports Flower corvettes sailed out of, for the Atlantic convoys
What determines a ship's rack size
I bet its infinite 
Measure it
artist horniness
dang
one of gobbla spotted
bananas for scale

Laffey did javelin dirty
Oh wait you asked what determines it
that's for sure nice alternate naming for breast or whatever else lol
update drivers before measuring rack size 
Still, the British had more places to name corvettes after
they're both too small for me to care about
yeeted and deleted
Laffey: unbuttons Javelin
Infront of price of wales
43 minutes till dailies
Ah yes price of wells
aged up / matured Laffey and Javelin: Hello there
Also whatever azur lane devs want in their game…… which is what the azur laners want in their game…. Which is big boob
Oh yea, where's u505
Not all azur laners but
Clearly a lot
Enough to sell and make more big boob girls
Refit laffey?
aging up beam 
What
Javelin's english dub voice is perfect
Epic gif fail
There we go
YOINK
Stop stealing my gif
cute... stealing it
Hmm
That’s how I found the gif
that gif makes me wanna commit "that" meme lmao 
Willy seems clumsy
Willy might Willy herself in a bad situation
Huh. I wonder how they’d be like if they were more mature
Maybe depressed
I dunno
Put the gun down
just body wise to prevent lolicons uprising 
She always does that….. 
Oh. I thought youmeant
OH

WIFE
WIFFEEEE
Omg it's the second best Italian
I thought you meant mentally
Like the maturity part
Vittorio first right?
LeBron James
I need some speed
better to have young but funny mentality instead of boring adult one lol
Still wonder what they’d look like. I guess they’d still look about the same but maybe taller and less baby faced
Need for speed?
Nyo
Then again some adults can have baby faces…..
Best one is Leonardo da Vinci
I know you listen to mommy asmr podcasts on Spotify I just can’t prove it yet
HAHA, TOO BAD
I don't use spotify LOOOL 
Ohhhh I’m first?
I was close
YouTube Music fan spotted?
nope
Guys this is the first stage of the suspect in denial that he’s been caught
Why mutsuki so mean
Sir
Suspiciously placed baguette
shut up murican, or imma steal your oil
Same will do romanians
I'd say that's a good OpSi showing for day 1 of the new month 
ew opsi
wheres ur fbi license
EW OPSI
ew, ferrous hemoglobin
sink it
Time to open the throttle
No, it’s meant to be.
Is she one with the baguette????????
Ew, opsi lover. Sink all sirens at once unless its empress
Mommy ❌ Azur Lane ✅
nah she can sink too
i got your fucking goober
Do you like baguette?
I have held her hostage
Baguette?
aight, night folks 
Eww, OpSi Hater 
Uucghhhhhh opsi is so. It’s just so. I cannt 
give me 300 UR vouchers else I won't free her
I call enterprise to protect me from you
fun? yes
laters!
Okay punk that’s it live execution February 20th 2026 at 7pm on a Friday evening.
have a good night
Shut up Husarius
Siren are better than every other faction fight me
Me?
I am not feeling the fun
I've held her hostage
Purifier, is this you?
WHAT!!!!!!
Keep er
WHO TOLD YOU?! OBSERVER?!
Give me 300 UR voucher or I retire her completely
haha, oil stolen lmao 
Yeah
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
Guys I was having fun in Montana
OIL?
HEHE YOU’LL NEVER KNOW PASSINGBOY YOU’LL NEVER KNOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
People live in Montana?
In montana or in montana
Wows sir
Montana exists?! 
Yes Hannah Montana exists you idiot
Damn
WHY AM I BEING THREATENED OUT OF NOWHERE ???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????
As you can see here, Essex is losing in a 2-87 match against enterprise.
No, you are idiot!
Idiot idiot!
- said in anime girl style

By the key presses
Im guessing shes playing zenless
Yes bully Willy
She’s trying to fight enterprise
Shut up you’re evil
GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW ELSE I FUCKING RETIRE YOUR GOOBER FOR LIFE AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE HER AGAIN.
Gn yall
AY CALM DOWN
Huh
When was I evil?
Gn
NOOO DONT DO THAT!!!!! I DONT FUCKING HAVE UR VOUCHERS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
I just chugged a 2l of mountain dew
xD
Since the day you were born.
I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM
NO I DONT!!!!!
YOU HAVE THEM IN YOUR LOCKER!
The wind real breezy in this chat
WHAT LOCKER
Hendry the blackmailer
You can cleanse your evilness by joining Republic of Poland 
HELLO
That’s very nice to know…

I’m being blackmailed in real time someone help
YOUR BITLOCKER
Aww…..
I don't think I'm sleeping tonight
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BITLOCKER????
ok
Whitemails you
Nuh uh all factions have fought against the sirens together before we are nice

I was born to be a sodak lover
Nu'uh
How is this any better
What if I say no
Yuh uh es sex
I sympathize with your curse
You def not
THE PLACE WHERE YOU HID THE VOUCHERS. GIVE THEM TO ME. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
Yu’uh
so yes? (no can mean yes in polish) XD
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

NOOOOO
FUCK YEAH
I DIDNT HIDE THE UR VOUCHERS I DONT HAVE ANY UR VOUCHERS
WHAT DID WILLY DO TO YOU
I shouldn't have chugged the soda
WHY ISSHHE BEING PUNISHED
My friend is currently drinking bad rootbeer . You just reminded me of that
HOW DID I BUY HER AGAIN THEN

What. Why do you need the ur vouchers
Because I stole em from you
I NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
Always a step ahead ahh
you are an idiot who forgot that 309 vouchers disappeared overnight from your bank account
Two steps ahead
Oh my the language…you need to be nicer
I never even took a step
No I’m nice enough
I don’t need to be nicer
If to lecture people abt language you gotta be Royal Navy
How is there bad rootbeer
Utmost delight from thy exquisite tea
she's hot
MEAN!!!!
imma capture the command post belonging to where you live 
For the Galactic Republic

Keep crying
And I’ll retire Otto von
I’ve done it before
Literally
oh no, you don't
Sips oil drum
NO HUSARIUS STOP IT
OIL?!
What
Top tier drama happening
Drama comes to me even though I’m sooo nice and normal and awesome I dunno why everyone hates me
Yep, that’s it retiring Otto von and Willy
I’m like a victim to people’s anger or whatever….
Holy lies
You’re evil you don’t get to say that
Oi, I don't harbor hatred towards you 
(yet)

Yay! I’m not fully reassured
Am I dumb or is new UR useless?
Nope Otto and Willy are leaving my inventory
Maybe
best she is at is firing live torpedo at USS Iowa 
Why would you do that
Actually
No that’s a good thing
I’m glad they left
Any other ships you like?
Nvm they’re staying
you 
Yeah. I like every other ship in game
Yo guys I am a big fan of USS ENTERPRISE
I’m gonna Otto von and Willy In my dorm and not feed them
I thought this said yes at first…
Her heal is for self, but its UR dd. Which has no use past ch 12?

Your most favourite?
being wife material?
Apart from Otto von and Willy
Pretty much
It might be a matter of time before new shipgirl will work with Willy D(ick)
All of them
Yep, that’s it Otto von and Willy are going in my dorm and not getting fed while getting overworked on 12-4
WHAT
WHAT!!!!!
willy dih vro
THATS SHIP ABUSE

I got this feeling Bismarck will turn the commander into malewife
Willy Diddy
Well, Lexington 2 might have some uses
Huh
What is a malewife
Peak gamer tag
otto von is getting mlbed alongside willy dih and being cog awakened to 125 and skills also maxed and then they're going to 1-1 hard mode
If you mean housewife can’t you say housewife
maybe something like housewife but for males?
dunno
That doesn’t make sense though
I want that too 
Gay marriages.
fair enough
Female Husband
The tag should be public to join
Sure
Cowpens?
do have
pasadena?
yes
willy dih??
ck BRONSON?
Still doesn’t make sense
oh
and LEX2?
Lexi 2 obviously in dock 
oh wow 🤝
I’m also a commander btw
Hehe deal with it
milk them both 
wait I might not have a brain but I might have a plan
Your end is now
You saw what I said
PUT THEM BOTH IN THE FLEET AT THE SAME TIME
AGREE
So their effects fucking stockpile
YES!!!!!!!!
mm, lesbians
Peak yuri
Change my mind
No, I won't change your mind 
instead, I wll charge up your ba-
do you have unic*rn retrofit
depends in what sense / meaning
who is Forehead 2 XDDDD
yayyyyyyyy
I’m in the middle
Pair lex with that hag and kear
if anyone would be considered as hag, it would be Hood 
they said that it would give out a shit loaf of buffs
sounds nice despite me not using min-max fleet combos
My what
Someone asked me "what if azur lane had a live action series in today's age". How bad would it be
Oh boy
Bad
Really bad. I think
Very very bad

Borderline 🌽
I thought so too
Hollywood / Netflix would add some "diversity", that pretty much no one asked for
If only a eagle union commander was here
Better than the first anime at least
Well i don’t knkw
Who’s making it? Porn hub?

I’m a better commander

Prove it
Nu'uh
(Still nn ofc)
Hell nawh
I’m the commander.
nah, yer cum(wo)mander 
Yu’uh dumb Essex
WOAHHHH
Your fucking what

Never speak again sir
Lol
for who was it directed at 
Cring

Man
Hi Enty
When is the commander going to come home
Kill Enty


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Hi character i don't recognise
Country roads bring commander home
new character unlocked
To the place where he belongs
Do you wish to lock this character?
No
Hindenburg top 1 in JP

God bless Hindenburg and JP


Why is garbage in third tho
Mog?
oh my, I see Lyme
30 medals actually
I still don’t know which meta to vote for might just save it for the next vote
Say it in japanese.









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