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Based
Twin
Long, Blond and Thicc .....
OWARI DA I have no idea why enterprise saying that is a meme
Our wife
Why did everyone go silent
Heat death of discord
I ENDUREš£ļøš£ļø

End of service?
End of service? Al could never end fan service

Wow
Lion? As inā¦HMS LION?

LION

Depends on how tight they are
yes
We ain't normalizing this twinā
I aint your twin, bro
Alr opps
éé
She ain't allat
Hm.
Lion is hot, sure, but sheās no Cowpens
I ain't even hard anymore
Bevause the japanese phrase "owari da" translated means "its ur end" .... so its not actually refered to Owaris name
Tis shi is so normal for me
I guess we can snip it off now, since you donāt need it anymore

Mambo
Ohhhhhh i remember when enterprise yelled that to Essex and they started fighting
What you need it or smth
Wuh
Iām uncomfortable now
snip snip
Yeah, itās how we make erectile dysfunction medicine
Ye na imma keep it
Put 1 billion on the line I'll consider
IJN Mambo
Thatās for you and the makers of Viagra to sort out
I on fuh with trans shi
I mean you donāt need to fuck with it
you donāt get a choice, like many nikke donāt get a choice
Like i give a fuck about nikke bru
They're just bots
I ain't boutta care for some AI CLANKERS
theyāre human brains in metal bodies
oh right opsi reset
Immitations
OMG FIREFLY
Uh thanks 
she can pilot the SKK mech suit
Mainz
Alr I've had enough bye
reminds me that i still need to wrap up the 3.8 story quest

Calm down Vi
English dub eugen is perfect
Special chocolate
Daddy Milkers
Men can produce milk in extreme circumstances
Can u tho
Nvm I'm broke

Azur Lane is Chinese developed 
The only real firefly is the firefly from G.I. Joe
well, weāre gonna have to have a baby first
Can i have that š„ŗ
Oh yeah I forgot
I'm sure most men here are well aware that they can be milked
Chinese people are the goat of anime-ish style games
no like, they can actually breastfeed
Your having the baby right

Sure
because they made more than japan
I donāt have the necessary equipment to do so
if japan made more I think they would be the goats
Look how successful the horse game is
that's quitter talk
if they made something like that

it would be popular too
Japan doesnāt need to make more anime style games
Mainland version Azur Lane 2026 commemorative illustration
They just turn everything into anime style
mainland
Now I'm waiting for Cars turning to girls and fight evil alien cars
Interesting
There is something Llke that
We need plane girls
an anime
Cute diary jotter girl
Cute bunny ear sleepy-head
and Lion
There was a Japanese plane girl game
Tank girls plane girls when
it died though
Give me the name
We already have gun girls
ASH ARMS
Daebom.
and Ace Virgin for plane girls
GO TO DAEBOM HE HAS THE STUFF
I probably think someone made a art were a phone charger is a cat girl smugging brat

Anything in existence can turn into a anime girl
I want to turn into one

search up P-51 ace virgin
Uhh Lemon turned into anime big boob girl

What else can we turn into anime girls?
Wildcat waifu when
You with me
And also the person who reacted to it aswell
Tampon
P51 ace is a fucking electric bike?
Oohh yeah Train girls no person in the world beat there meat to trains

Yo its the GB guy
@pastel oracle turn into implacable beam

14 inch quad turret girls
Trust me
Irl Dictators as anime girls

O
Turn Churchill into an anime girl
IMPLACY!!! ENTER MY INVENTORY NOWWW

You mean dock


Okk Ms smartass
There's an anime Abt that shit soon š
Lmao
Yay
Turn this entire general chat as anime big boob girls

And I got my 20th Lexington 2
Iam already girl turn me into anime one
Agreed
Im pretty sure thatās happened a couple times
She canāt be a 1% itās like 30%
Game is smoking something
huh?
I forgot I had implacable at one point
I'm on my 83rd pull and I got 20 Lexington 2s, 10 pasadenas, 1 ck bronson, 0 willy d porter and 0 cowpens
It just never occurred to me that I pulled her
"Had"
So you scrapped her 
Cowpens was the last for me to get I donāt know why Lexington is so easy to get
Soft and warm definetly
Relaxing? More so horny-ing
Its because she's an UR
I forgot I had her for the longest time because I never leveled her up
Man I feel so hungry I could eat a š®
Understandable
But now sheās lvl 100
well i could fall aslep in an instant š
So I remember her
Can she sit on my face
Whys this dealer taking a piss I've been standing here for 30 mins
I CAN'T HOLD MYSELF BACK
UWOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT GAZE
THOSE EYES
Is this zzz
Who the fuck is Bismarck Zwei and why is she in my dock
she is shitmarck 2, retire her, she's surely not better than lion
I have lion
Keep her
I CAN'T CHAT
I wish i had zwei
but zwei?
You should wish you didn't
I got her during release

and I have her cum skin
The what.
The beach skin
Can i see perchance
Ur not allowed to say THAT
Where she does a lotion boob job

UR NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IT THAT
Bismarck areola got me image banned so no can do
Fellow mambo can you dm me that

Oh so that's what got you banned
CHAT ARE YOU SEEING THIS
THIS IS JUST SO PEAK
LOOK AT THE THIGHS
LOOK AT THE BOOBS
like that? š
LOOK AT THE EXPOSED BELLY BUTTON
Im more interested in the thighs

If only I could get image banned too... 
Dorothy, Armadillo, Titan in Build, UTAV or smth
Similar yes
Should I really go to this place? I love Shermans
eye fetish š¤£
S-...Sherman?
I think im going to need s change of pants
Yes M4 Sherman
SHERMAN
SHERMAN
Sherman 76?
Or an m51
Sex 2
What
Alright
Lets see
We got a firefly, an m4a2 and an m4a3 i think
CVN-6
U.S.N launched Kennedy CVN-79
Night-time operations capableā¤ļø
Maybe
Probably it's not the Easy 8 variant

š„
Fun-
Type 004 when
Future
American pig will be crushed

Idk
200% easy eight
My fav variant is the firefly
But i think U.S.N will win in Carrier battle
They have experience with aircraft carriers
They have 11 carriers
What do you think
imagine if an aircraft carrier carried starfighters instead
Win because they have experience
Jumbo for me
Fatty sherman
Carrier carrying pencils
Ah, so fun if China win~
If jumbo was a girl she would be thicc
If china won housing would be affordable
Groceries wouldn't cost arm and leg
Idk but they don't have experience
They tested Emals System with J-35, J-11, and smth Early Warning aircraft
Ohhhhh
Oh dear its the fr*nch
Oh wow a friendly fr*nch

Happy new year (it happened 21.5 hour ago for me)

Oh dear a tornado near here !!
Why would housing be affordable
Are you being absurd rn

Have you seen chinese housing price
Do you know how bad property prices are in CN

happy new year riche
Are you referring to hong kong
the fuck you mean "It will be affordable lmao"
5 more days until orthodox Christmas
No, I mean literally housing in every city
At least its better than nyc
Happy new year pit
Instead of a House why not waste it to a worth M4 Sherman?
Oh so it's cheaper than housing in Singapore, therefore it must be affordable? 
Ever been to NYC?
What
I don't have to pay 3K USD a month for a small room unlike in Singapore
Absolutely cheap

Dum
Healthcare.
Yawn
If staying with your parents to the ripe old age of 45 is considered "owning your own house", you can do it in the USA too
What year is this? 2013

Wait wait wait
Who fell harder for propaganda time in chat it seems
Truce?
Where is this song from originally
George Baker Selection Una Paloma Blanca
Peak
Dan Robinson was the only person who saw the last sight of Twistex team
How is what I am saying propaganda?

If I remember tim said there last word were "we are going to die! "
Not you
Do you even live in Asia
Oh dear, A FRIGATE @modern moon
Ah
I do live in asia
Its not?
Nuance exists
All I sayin is housing is better than the US rn

The tarriffs
Housing is better than the US wowowooww 100% true bro, my 50 year lease housing that costs almost the same as buying a landed property in the USA in a small township is def more affordable and better

Please
Even us Chinese knows it is bullshit
Itās always who falls the hardest for the propaganda

Agenda is real
They're not even paying you your 50 cents in this channel
Doesn't china have a little public healthcare
looks like I need new thermal paste on my CPU, or would if I didn't intend to replace this one anyway
I don't know what you are even spouting right now, people have to pay for their health care and they have to pay upfront
Do you even stay in China
Since birth
maybe his visa is up for review?
You're spouting some absurd idealist version of China that isn't even realistic to what we're experiencing
Well off chinese people will tell you you can simply walk into a doctors office in china and have everything be fixed in a month

Emphasis on well off
That's not how it is
No one is getting 100% fixed up in months
It need more Formidable pic pls 
Im probably saying that china is this good since
I live in the most expensive part of china
Groceries
Cost so damn much
if you're lucky enough to live downstream of certain places, you too can experience the joy of being slowly poisoned to death over 20-30 years
Housing
that's not how it is
goes to the doctor
nurse asks if you have a card
nurse asks if you have enough money before letting you in
doctor recommends 30 different irrelevant procedures because :mrcrabsmoney.gif:
"oh, you can't afford it? I'm very sorry, but I can recommend you to another clinic down the road"
You could buy a house in china for rent in the part where I live

For someone
That keeps talking about CN housing
You don't even know the housing lease set by the government for all housing in CN
Government home 30 year waiting timeš„
Mind you
My friend who told me this is a doctor himself
Yeah

you too can "own" a condemned apartment in a ghost town
China housing lease is a fucking 50-year lease date, are you for real right now trying to convince people that it is affordable and cheap, especially when houses are built at a lower standard compared with other countries?

Chinese doctor saying how good doctors in china are
Youāre either on the inside
Or youāre not getting privileges
?
IDK what made you say all that, but Yostar and Manjuu isn't going to give you your 50 cents here

Why do you keep talking about 50 cent
biggest real estate bubble in history and they didn't even get usable housing out of it
Oh surely you know about the 50 cents reference
No since I don't live in the mainland
Goat
Looks more like a man than a goat

(ik whatchu mean)
Still waiting fo dats Clemenceau swimsuit skin
How did we go from carrier battle to politics
Yes
Same
Ever heard of SARs?
ah don't you see? china has no borders, only frontiers

Noooooo
None of that here
Nonono
Zhonghhou


Can we to back to talking about big booba anime girls
No
Well if you think that then do that
I really do think that
If you don't care thats your choice

Do you know why we call China the "Mainland", and why we call China chinese "Mainlanders"?
I mean, if you don't know this, are you really even Chinese TBF?

I assume that it's because they live on china china while i live on a Chinese owned island
The term "Chinese owned" is so ridiculous when you understand that most people will just think it's property owned by Chinese (race) people
So, there's some private island owned in EU by a Chinese businessman
Does it means it's China
You understand how stupid that sounds, yes
if you ask them it's wherever they decide to plant the flag
Or maybe you are just intentionally trying to convolute your origination
I'm certain you understood what i meant

Your specific statement is "Chinese owned"
If it is one of the island laid claim by China and internationally recgonized, it is a part of the mainland, and therefore it will still be considered as "Mainland China"
And, if you're staying in HK, it has been returned to CN, so HK is China, even if some honkies wants to draw lines
So it's just the mainland

I consider it not part of the mainland
Since its only connected by bridges
And its a SAR
You can consider it whatever you want, state lines speak louder than your opinions, no?

Depends
Are are we done here

I'll take that as a yes
Ur done

Creture
Anywzys
Happy new year
If you are want to keep arguing with me, i must respectfully decline

There is oui
Happy New Year everyone
Happy new year
Happy New Year Enterprise
Some people sleep
Iām busy so apologies
I has make skin gun
So r we going to talk about big booba now
Damn it

That's fine i guess
Aww
Cute
Listening to Green Day while reacting to a photo of flasher
Man I love edgy 2000s music
Halo Commander
Welcome to 2026
New art in the login screen very fire
Itās the future
Look familiar

Laffey š
azur lane confirmed more azur lane faction events
source: trust me bro
azur lane confirmed royal navy event
This february
New british UR coming in late february
MARK MY WORDS
IF I AM WRONG YOU ARE ALL ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT ME
nope
we're already laughing
if you're wrong you will turn into a cactus
i don't think so pal
Save it for late february.
Why do I even keep talking about Anson she wears crocs
we had a royal navy event last year, we won't get one this year
Anson is just bache 2.0
this year there will be 50 eagle union events and 2 iris events
last year wasn't even royal navy it was sardegna empire
im sorry to tell you but it aint gonna be RN event
it will be another IB event
:smug
another sardegna event
Says the IB fanatic
yippee
Lion and Trafalgar are italian now?
not talking about may ships either
i am talking about late february
I'm betting 20 wisdom cubes February event is RN
lets change that to.... wait dont we have the CN event?
That's early february
yes
bet something of actual value
What about 50 cents
bet on @mental swift becoming a grandma
most likely going to be russian
how can i forget faction names even though ive been playing for years
Could be northern parliament event aswell
oh yeah NP
Why cant they just scrap her ffs
NP rerun is here so most likely NOT
im sorry but we had RN last year so we wont get it again this year
This may sound dumb.But a new collab?
Next event has Kursk office woman L2D
would have been announced already
let me predict something satisfactory
implac L2D+ or dual mode
we know the collabs months in advance
Say that again...
Cause can't find contractor that is willing to do it for cheap
It's that simple
True but if it was diesel would have been much simpler
Everyone is charging too much so they rather hold it because they have insufficient funding
Greetings
Oh look its a eugen
Need to develop a diesel sub that can run under water without snorkle
Greetings enterprise
normally you'd take these for a symbolic price to secure a construction contract, if that's not an option it gets very expensive
I wonder where Belfast is
The big question
I haven't heard anyone mention her at all
Probably at Belfast
Belfast being built
Commander casually cooking up the most fire message ever
me having 500 GB of phone storage
Lucky you haha
all the licences you need and probably have to sign secrets act ramps it up too
256 on my phone is okay
Chinese made phones are cheap-ish
Domestic*
What's your device then
Wish we could swap Belfast for Caroline, bring her back home
The Fact I wrote that message while listening to linkin park music
I only got 200 gigs of storage left
So Xiaomi has subrands
POCO and Redmi
So mine is the Redmi Note 13 4G
Nice
Xiaomi, POCO and Redmi all have the share similar things and software so yeah
At my current income of unemployed I'll be able to afford a better phone in Never
I was hoping to get Xiaomi
The phone I have rn it's called ZTE 
I don't think it's that popular
Another Chinese phone brand
Yeah my phone is a ZTE Blade A75
Haven't heard of zte
BEST . FANDOM . EVER
Me either my parents just gifted it to me
I sent a friend request on you
Ye i saw it
What are the specs?
What's your decision
No
not surprised really considering there are other fandoms that also did it
Ask next time before u send random ppl a friend request
Man
Not bad
imagine having friend requests on at all
Name 1

During the rampocolypse
I said many times and people would just ignore me
It's a experiment tho
HD2
U surprised ? Who accepts a request of a random person ?
Don't look over here
I 100% don't
Me neither xD
I was wondering
WoW ??? Like ... World of Warcraft ??
yup
One of the most toxic playerbases on earrh ?? ...
yup
Peak mentioned
that WoW
sillently stay in a corner lurking
Look what Azur lane did to me
I was with you until Eve bur when u mentioned WoW ... u lost everyrhing i would believe what u said 
Most of them are for the Tits
my iphone xr on life support running AL 
delete island and dorm you can get it to 25
hands eugen a pillow and snacks
Oh my days
40GB is for Gooning

sits down
should i mention LoL to make it worse
Idk man
waits for drama to happen
I'm one of the rare ones right?
Thank you miss enterprise, didnt expect you to be this nice to me~ smirks accepting the offer
Urgh ... worst playerbase ever in a videogame
Shouldni even ask what is LoL
My phone runs fine when I play Azur lane
I Sadly commit that i played LoL for a long time
leage of legends
dont play league
theres a bunch of league players saying that their art isnt anime art
I am dumbfounded prinz eugen is acting like actual prinz eugen
like they funny
im sorry but they are
This one is another server
worth it. 20k event points used for the cosmetic chest
the maidjuu is the funniest one
Sitting in a corner with an iron blood cruiser watching stuff unfold
congrats now you can throw BUNNY GIRL MANJUU's at your enemies
thank you bro
yes your enemies will be pegged by bunny girl manjuu's
Leave me alone
this is clearly offtopic. make it either general or azur lane like (which includes ships and co).
Oh really?~ why are you so suprised
AH
Accidentally
you're actually into that? 
do you think brainrot content farms fucked hatsune miku's reputation over thanks to fortnite collab?
APEX RACER MENTIONED GRAAAAHHHHH
No
Im calling the chaplain
WHAT THE FUHH IS A BUGGED ACHIEVEMENT
Brother chaplain
they will sink :o no chance and maybe the manjuu have better aim
Whaaaa
either they sink or get pegged no in between
2 Billion Coins and Golds at just level 53...
i smell someone is haxxing
Hmm try to guess
gets comfortable on the pillow lurking enjoying the snacks
I'm not into really play alot with Apex Racer
falls asleep laying on the floor
Tests of my phone's performance
Sleepy head
(quiet for sleepy time)
This is just the perfect time for a sneak attack!~ smirked trying to take advantage of the situation of enterprise

time to sleep

good night all
Good night fooki!
Hotel
Now im imagining the commander walking into a room then he sees prinz sitting in a corner and enty asleep next to her
Hmm
chat,on a scale of 1-10,how likely is AL getting EN dubs for the ships
CN dubs when
if NIKKE did,why not GoonDust 2 or AL
I have the same vision, im curious how that situation would turn out
Happy Thursday everyone
sillemtly stays in my corner lurking holding the pillow i got earlier tight
Its almost friday for me
Essex is looking for you with lemons ready. 
(can you explain im not that knowledgeable about AL)
A meme 
Hotel were are you
Stares blankly at eugen
smirks remembering some of that
Tf
Guten tag over there~
Uh
Take this on dms
I'm here just to look at drama and stare at eugen
Same here
But if its to much i dont mind moving things to dms
Adorable cat
Sure is
Hmm
Hm
Anyways im going to wait for drama now
Hmm
oh no, sexington is tired
Country roads take that ship home
You mean Lexington right?
To the place where it belongs
Hmm
Guys what's the next Type 2 rigging?
I will never forget how eugen casually takes chocolate out of her special area
smirks
sexington is correct, just like sextown
The clothes are very beautiful
What is a sexington
Its the perfect place to keep it warm and safe~
Hmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uh
Cute ngl, love the little snowmen

class
= sexington
Agreed
Yamy would run away from that thing
Whos roon
Hmm
I've only got 4% collection
Hmm

ron
Room
Oh
Man I haven't spend my oil
Look at all these sad goobers, pathetic
The stage
Hmm
sips oil
you know there's an archive in-game where you can familiarize yourself with all the charcters, right?
What
Yoo lets be friends
Hmm
Typical american behaviour, when there is oil they take it even when it isnt theirs
Hm
We were liberating the oil 
Hmm
You actually want my oil
Hm
Gimmie that oil
Iām assigning mogador as your government handler
Hmm
Assigning that bish as my housewife from now on
I'm going to Liberate it from you
Iām gonna liberate your soul from your body
SBY MENTIONED RAHHHH
Assigning Mog to be my slave for bree- ..... nvm
Your government handler is bache
Potential type 2 rigging
I don't need a handler trust me
Then iam getting kansas
breezeway
Ooo oil
either that, or browse the wiki's
If this chat has taught me anything
Ohhh
Itās that everyone here needs a government handler
to keep them in check
No I don't
I got retrofit Maury
I smell oil
Hmm
Im going to Liberate your oils
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL? šŗšø šŗšø šŗšø š¦ š¦ š¦
I had an idea that IJN Yamato have potential Type 2 rigging
NUH UH
Nonono
Iām gonna liberate your soul from your body
chases after you
don't care
AHHH
I was gonna trade 
McCallnald
Liberates your oil
runs away
Dodges in a cool way
Anyways
My 276th asked question
Ohh whats to be friends with me
I smell roleplay
I smell mambo
Hmm
What ? .... i dont whatya talking about
@alpine ember I saw what u deleted
runs behind an american paper wall
Hmm
Wtf
Oil is mine
Do you like NTR (Narita Top Road)? Because I love NTR (Narita Top Road) and you should love NTR (Narita Top Road) as well
š¦ š¦ š¦ šŗšø šŗšø šŗšø
not bad
My phone is ass I can't take screenshot that fast
I think geryon gave up
no eos
bro who tf designed cowpens š
nahh the devs KNEW what they were cooking with this 
Idk but give them an award
You want oil right?
me
the joke...... is sex
give them the opposite of an award bro
Damn
Gib
Hmm
Cowpens is hot
Is west only going to say hmm
no wonder she's #1 over yorky
Woah

Well, heās a cock so yeah
Jump scare of my life
Thai Hoe META




