al-general

[alpine ember]

Who knows

[weak parrot]

Alice is my government handler

Anyway, time to be racist to myself

[alpine ember]

Who are you ?

[modern dew]

sometimes

im a carrot

[stiff forum]

Alice

[weak parrot]

I read that as “I’m in a carrot”

[stiff forum]

I saw it

[modern dew]

im in a cauliflower

[flat steeple]

You identify as a carrot

[modern dew]

i saw that

C U H

[weak parrot]

I identify as a fish

a wet, slippery fish

[opaque meteor]

What kind

[late shale]

Hmm

[flat steeple]

You identify as salmon

[modern dew]

big mouth bass

[weak parrot]

a cowfish

[modern dew]

with the lips

[weak parrot]

I am a cowfish

[opaque meteor]

What's a cowfish

[weak parrot]

moo glup motherfucker

search it up

[viral matrix]

its exactly what the name suggests

[tight goblet]

longhorn cow fish

[opaque meteor]

I think shes happy

[weak parrot]

Nah

She’s clearly angry

[opaque meteor]

Explain

[pale panther]

cow (affectionate)

[weak parrot]

hello (slur)

[sharp swan]

Wait wrong channel

[weak parrot]

hello (derogatory)

[alpine ember]

Did Cowpens just got deleted

[weak parrot]

Yes

[agile vale]

hello <redacted>

[weak parrot]

Cow got deleted

[sharp swan]

Wrong channel cow

[weak parrot]

lack of cow 0/10

[pale panther]

[REDACTED] make milk

[tight goblet]

u can post art here u know

[flat steeple]

He looks like someone bonked him on the head extra hard

[stiff forum]

Lmao

[weak parrot]

So when are we getting cow microbikini nimi?

[stiff forum]

[sharp swan]

Fine here

Return your cow

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2006407873019129899

garden01 (@garden0113)

#アズールレーン #AzurLane
Happy new year！

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 31, 2025, 4:51 PM

[weak parrot]

mmmm cow

[alpine ember]

Here .... with an extra Collar

[tight goblet]

umm

[weak parrot]

mmm cow

mmm cowbell

[sage basin]

full size of Alice and Rem new years login screen on CN

[pale panther]

Just Cow
Cow Lane

[weak parrot]

Cow Lane

[tight goblet]

lowkey adorable

[weak parrot]

Clanew

AL’s rem is better than the real thing

long hair is superior

[sharp swan]

Why can't we get a holiday image of all the clevelands together

[flat steeple]

Dinner spotted
🍴 🍖 🧂

[sinful vapor]

[tight goblet]

mmm

[weak parrot]

Do you like NTR (Narita Top Road)? Because I love NTR (Narita Top Road) and you should love NTR (Narita Top Road) as well

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-road-to-the-top-narita-top-road-narita-top-road-gif-16959182082898309950

[stiff forum]

Holy cow

[weak parrot]

I am a horse

[sinful vapor]

hi horse

[flat steeple]

This does not battle the cats

[sinful vapor]

I am John

[weak parrot]

My cat just walked up to me and sniffed my face

[sharp swan]

I am an existence that takes the form of a horse

[weak parrot]

Horpse

[opaque meteor]

Honse

[modern dew]

im not a cat

[sharp swan]

This is why cats do not love you

[modern dew]

also take a shower

[opaque meteor]

Cygame: do not the horse

[flat steeple]

They love me for cursing you with bad gacha luck

[viral matrix]

'china loves you' @blissful oxide tis u?

[opaque meteor]

SIL: lemme reverse that

[sharp swan]

AL has horse

[tight goblet]

I just started wuwa zzz and uma

[viral matrix]

isnt daisen a donkey

and not a horse

[sharp swan]

She's a horse

[weak parrot]

A horse and a donkey can mate to create a mule

[sinful vapor]

@wanton pelican finished before 2025 ended

[weak parrot]

female lobsters get MORE fertile the older they get

[sharp swan]

Slow ahead confirms it

[flat steeple]

Random

[clever sierra]

[weak parrot]

Daisen is uma musume confirmed

[sinful vapor]

Mutsuki man!

[tight goblet]

mm

[tight goblet]

hru cookie

[weak parrot]

now we can kill orphans and declare victory over the piss Persians

[sharp swan]

Daisen could not win the URA finale

[weak parrot]

she would be amongst the countless nameless uma Musume

that aren’t going to win any races

except small regional ones

like the Mutsuki Finals

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-anvil-agnes-tachyon-pain-invincible-gif-2562559485872649862

[weak parrot]

Ah yes, the weird Agnes

[clever sierra]

busy with the cooking

[alpine ember]

Cygames adding new horse called "CJ Johnson"

[clever sierra]

[tight goblet]

mm

[opaque meteor]

Sounds familiar...

[weak parrot]

I mean uma has Mister CB

[stiff forum]

Ikr

[weak parrot]

Irish themed horse

[sharp swan]

We need freddy fazbear umapyoi densetsu

[stiff forum]

Five nights at grove street

[clever sierra]

[tight goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455906707669651597/image0.gif

[weak parrot]

why Mutsuki man and not Mutsuki woman

[stiff forum]

Mutsuki is a man?

[modern dew]

why not sukimut

[weak parrot]

Mutsuki smut?

Sus

[stiff forum]

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-uma-musume-umamusume-helios-gif-11460351856649019358

[weak parrot]

Daitaku Helios

[alpine ember]

Because man is inside woman ... wait that sounds wrong

[weak parrot]

sus

[sinful vapor]

aka Wei Wei WEI!

[opaque meteor]

Im going back to best kaga's ahh

Cyall

[weak parrot]

lmao

[sharp swan]

We need to get daisen to win the Unity cup

[sinful vapor]

when Helios see Daiichi Ruby

spams wei

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-uma-musume-gyaru-anime-gacha-game-gif-10606735246013025879

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/heliruby-helios-daitaku-helios-daiichi-ruby-uma-musume-gif-15263361244064696416

[weak parrot]

Sukuna Diamond

[stray forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574113036353142784/1448883277351096383/Helios_67.gif

[weak parrot]

Don’t insult her like that

She’s not that stupid

[stiff forum]

Fr

[viral matrix]

new years' eve and all chat can think of is the funni horse game

[stray forum]

https://youtu.be/aXsVeW0aUiU?si=1Q6u4j-uvSyaZ4WD

[stiff forum]

New games in coming

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[weak parrot]

The new year will turn ALO into UMO

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stiff forum]

Azur lane 2

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-laugh-crazy-car-gif-22580177

[stray forum]

https://tenor.com/view/man-horse-meme-man-horse-horse-man-gif-3697275512142355918

[weak parrot]

Azur Lane 2: Uma Musume

[stiff forum]

Eh

Need more ship waifs

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/heliruby-helios-daitaku-helios-daiichi-ruby-uma-musume-gif-15263361244064696416

[weak parrot]

Yeah Daisen

uma ships

horse-drawn aircraft carriers

[daring turret]

baka chat

[sinful vapor]

Yami

[stray forum]

But what if Uma tank

[daring turret]

not much people still recognize me

I feel old

[sinful vapor]

its ok I am old too

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

Arc

[radiant glade]

[sinful vapor]

been awhile my lurker friend

[radiant glade]

John, happy t-minus 10hr to the new year

[sinful vapor]

yes

almost there

[daring turret]

oh yeah

in Asia it's already new year

Happy New Year guys

[sinful vapor]

happy new year

it is still the 31st here at 16:16

[daring turret]

me is 15:17

tonight gonna be pow pow pew pew in the sky

[sinful vapor]

oh yea....the smell of smoke

got to love it not my lungs tho

[daring turret]

where is the Ayanimi sticker that has a torpedo

it got delete?

[sinful vapor]

they changed some of the stickers stuff earlier this year IIRC

[olive geyser]

Happy new year everyone

[sharp swan]

WEI

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[hard vine]

What's up losers

[stable plank]

the sky lol

[sinful vapor]

hmm burgers

Infernal

[sinful vapor]

I want to talk to your manager right now!

[sinful vapor]

you provided horrible customer service, whogen!

[sinful vapor]

karen screech

[high matrix]

Happy New Year. This year we'll get QE retro for sure.

[sinful vapor]

the cope is strong within this one

happy new year

[sharp swan]

Surely we'll get more clevelends in 2026

We got 2 this year

i think

I wish i didn't miss santa fe

[pastel oracle]

[sharp swan]

I have to wait till 2027 to get her

[alpine ember]

we did ? ....

[sharp swan]

Santa Fe and Pasadena

[alpine ember]

what ???? Pasa is a cleveland ???

[sharp swan]

yes

she is

[alpine ember]

nice

[sharp swan]

Santa Fe was already a big departure from clevelands ngl

[alpine ember]

i knew Fe was a cleve but i didnt know pasa is one too xD

[stiff forum]

That is the manager?

[sharp swan]

Meckdonalds

[stiff forum]

@peak knoll

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

Hm

[sharp swan]

I still wish Pasadena had a different outfit, but we all know it's cause of the direction AL has gone in

especially for this update specifically

[alpine ember]

prob that was the reason i didnt see her as a cleve .... Cleveland and her sisters were all kinda chad-husband types of women .... and now pasa appears out of nowhere xD

[sharp swan]

Could argue santa fe is similar to pasadena

she really doesn't look like other clevelands at all

[alpine ember]

at least she kinda looks american with that blue jeans xD

[sharp swan]

Definitely not that much

[alpine ember]

its not a jeans i know

[sharp swan]

she doesn't wear jeans

[alpine ember]

i dont know what these are called

[sharp swan]

She wears an aprin and a very tight thigh high

[alpine ember]

she looks more mecha xD .... she looks more like guams sister

[sharp swan]

Santa fe?

She definitely gives off that vibe

[high matrix]

Makes you wonder how Santa Fe (and many others) don't flash everyone by existing

[late shale]

Hmm

[sharp swan]

wym?

like literally

or figuratively

[high matrix]

Figuratively. I mean, her base outfit looks like any movement could reveal everything

[alpine ember]

average new AL skin tbh

[high matrix]

Not that I mind

It's just funny to think about.

[sharp swan]

OF COURSE PASADENA HAS A SORTIE QUOTE WITH SANTA FE

lmao

[sinful vapor]

[alpine ember]

no no no no .... this is Monty .... shes too pure to be seen i nthat light

the fact shes voiced by Rie Takahashi is not important .... at all

[high matrix]

Monty wears shorts with cut-outs daily

[sinful vapor]

meanwhile Denver takes it with stride

[alpine ember]

hahah

[meager marsh]

She’s so cuteeeee awwww

[alpine ember]

i just had to check if i have Santa Fe .... i do xD

[sharp swan]

I skipped her event dammit

[alpine ember]

i dont even remember what event she was in anymore xD

[sharp swan]

Nurse event

with Mog

and Franklin

[alpine ember]

oh with franklin and co

[high matrix]

Franklin event

[high matrix]

And Miller

Zoomer Fletcher

[sharp swan]

I guess Santa fe stole the SR cleveland slot from Pasadena lol

it's a joke

Probably not how it works

but it's funny

[alpine ember]

i never actually understood how Monty is SR but Cleveland ... the damn NAME SHIP is E xD

[high matrix]

Rarity is decided by spinning the wheel at Manjuu HQ

[alpine ember]

prob

xD

[weak parrot]

breathing is illegal in most jurisdictions

[sharp swan]

There are like barely any SR clevelands

and it's kinda sad

[flat steeple]

Why is cowpens working at mcdonalds when she’s supposed to be a bigmac?

[late shale]

I tell myself because Santa Fe had 13 battle stars and her playing a key role in saving Franklin

[high matrix]

Cleveland retro would be nice

[sinful vapor]

USS Miami has a chance

[sharp swan]

Oh god just imagine she's just a female florida man

[alpine ember]

2 .... Monty and Santa ... rest is Elite

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/man-riding-alligator-gif-7084415819014870928

[sharp swan]

USS Miami, Florida Woman

Start flooding manjuu surveys with the damand for florida woman Miami

[solar dome]

where houston

[sinful vapor]

Houston 2 and her w15 shenanigans

[sharp swan]

The only reason I'd bother for Houston II would be to complete all the sisters

[high matrix]

Still think that it's funny that Houston 2 was originally German

[solar dome]

was that actually the case or was she genuinely just in every artwork with biszwei and whoever came in her event

I kinda just assumed they shoved her into anything to tease her release later that year

[sinful vapor]

just making sure Houston 2 is CL-81?

[high matrix]

She was included in the loading screens, so I think it's valid to assume that her design was intended for a German shipgirl. She even got horns

[sharp swan]

Btw

[high matrix]

Yeah

[sharp swan]

there was also a Pasadena II

a lot of clevelands seemed to have II variants

[sinful vapor]

I mean Houston 2 is purely USA, but her artwork suggests otherwise. lol

[high matrix]

It's the horns.

[sinful vapor]

exactly

[solar dome]

yeah I always thought it was odd she was always in the background doing something https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Houston_II/Gallery

[sinful vapor]

but her rigs does match her faction

at least

[plush marsh]

Hello all, and happy new year!

[high matrix]

I wonder why they picked this design for her. At the last minute too, I think.

[solar dome]

houston 1 has horns in her default as well

[sharp swan]

There are so many clevelands to be added

[alpine ember]

how many ships did the cleveland class had ?

[high matrix]

I never looked at her closely so I thought that these are hair clips.

[sharp swan]

Over 30.

[late shale]

27

[alpine ember]

damn

[solar dome]

yeah I never noticed those either

[late shale]

Completed

[sleek cape]

There were 52 planned tho

[prime crater]

Out of curiosity, I was wondering if there was anyone else who is as crazy for a single girl as I am for Repulse?

[sleek cape]

I’m crazy with sodak

And Tennessee

[alpine ember]

am i the only one who thinks that Houston and Houston 2 DO NOT look alike ??

[visual cedar]

why is not a single one oathed

[meager marsh]

I would be if 1. Otto was permanent and 2. I actually used every single gem I bought ever on dock space

[sharp swan]

I thought there were more still

[prime crater]

my collection is up to 70 now after the last event

[late shale]

Indeed, others were converted into Independence's and Fargo's

[alpine ember]

if it would be easier to get UR ships ... i would have as many if not more NJs trust

[sharp swan]

Atlanta is a weird one

[sinful vapor]

anyone can dye their hair....and comparing a ship from the early AL days to like 2023 is lol

[sharp swan]

she is listed as Atlanta class

[sinful vapor]

Lexi suffers the same issue with Lexi 2

[sharp swan]

unless there were different Atlantas

[alpine ember]

meanwhile Yorktown 2 looks almost the same as Yorktown ....

[high matrix]

No, they're certainly different. Another point to H2 being German originally

[alpine ember]

just bigger

[prime crater]

my first repulse is, even im not crazy enough to oath all of them due to monetary constraints

[sleek cape]

She looks like she just dyed her hair

And cut it shorter

[late shale]

There was a Cleveland renamed Atlanta too

[solar dome]

a lot of CN players actually

[sinful vapor]

yea it is just Houston and Lexi that suffered

[solar dome]

there's one crazy about indianapolis but I don't remember who

[prime crater]

the world of the super whales

[alpine ember]

bruh

[visual cedar]

it is what it is. a single one can be enough

[sharp swan]

Wonder how they'd deal with that

Atlanta retro?

[sleek cape]

I’m still working on my Arizona II

[meager marsh]

I mean, techincally if you oathed one you basically oathed them all!!!!!

[late shale]

The ship was named Atlanta because the original was sunk at the Naval Battle of Guadalcanal

[prime crater]

if I didnt have bills to pay then I absolutely would

[solar dome]

Atlanta II probably

[alpine ember]

prob just call her Atlanta 2

[sharp swan]

I meant in game

[sinful vapor]

Houston was originally going to be a CL, but they scrapped the idea in the last minute hence the horns

[high matrix]

She didn't suffer from last minute change of design and is an important character

[solar dome]

in the same fashion as how dealt with Hammann or whatever

[visual cedar]

pretty sure that every single human pays bills. some do pay their own, some pay the ones from other :o

[late shale]

Oh yeah probably just Atlanta II like how all the others are

[solar dome]

nvm not hammann

[prime crater]

I just wish there was more Repulse merch

[visual cedar]

do as you like, i dont really care

[solar dome]

still waiting on my Juneau II

one day

[sinful vapor]

Ham and Langley are fine with their II counterpart

even Hornet

[alpine ember]

so is Bismarck

[high matrix]

If you think about it, in another timeline Cowpens was finished as Cleveland

[sinful vapor]

just Houston and Lexi took a hit from the decisions from manjuu/yostar

mostly Lexi

this whole event felt rushed

[solar dome]

hous2s artist also draws a fuckton of meta ships and it shows in the way they shade the rigging

[sinful vapor]

just like DAL collab

me think the devs are being overworked

[high matrix]

They're busy with Azur Promilia

[sleek cape]

I wonder if we’d ever get Washington in game

[alpine ember]

i have news for you

[high matrix]

We already got one

[sinful vapor]

that one is bound to be not good

[meager marsh]

Really? I felt like it was a pretty ordinary event. Even a nice one cuz of the skins lol

[sleek cape]

My apologies

Colorado class Washington

[alpine ember]

oh ok xyD

[sinful vapor]

the skins are not usually rushed cause they are commissioned in advance...but the designs....well that one was

[solar dome]

did kincora draw lex

[high matrix]

They don't really like adding ships with similar names. It's a miracle that we got HMS Enterprise

[alpine ember]

tec there is a third washington no ?

[sinful vapor]

you saw how disastrous was that CN stream

[sleek cape]

Errrrrr no

[high matrix]

I'm okay with most designs except for Pasadena.

[solar dome]

still never saw the point of that stream

[sharp swan]

The outrage would be even worse

[sinful vapor]

yea that is the issue hence I mention designs

[high matrix]

Clarence and Willie D are my favourite ones for sure

[sleek cape]

AL cooking the Tennessee class only to put them at the blue rarity for no absolute reason 🥹🥹

[high matrix]

Especially Clarence, she's cute

[alpine ember]

yes ? ....

1 is a Tennessee class crusier
2 is Colorado class BB
3 is NC class BB
even 4 ... the fourth one is a Virginia class Submarine

[sleek cape]

Thought we were talking about battleships twin

[alpine ember]

oh sry xDD

[sinful vapor]

how dare they remove her from loading animation

[jaunty adder]

happy new years guys (it's 4 pm)

[sinful vapor]

happy new year Arsene

5 right here

[sleek cape]

It pmo that the Tennessee class lowk underranked

[alpine ember]

still 49min for me to new year

[late shale]

When will the New Mexico's come....

[sleek cape]

How does one come with her retrofit already

Like 💔

[sharp swan]

Clarence, Lexi II, and Cowpens are the ones from this event I really don't care for ngl

I just never really cared for Lexi in general

[alpine ember]

but Clarence is rly cute tho

[sinful vapor]

The Kana of the Cleves

[alpine ember]

especialyl how she trys to be a serious person but cant be helped because shes just too cute

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kana-arima-arima-kana-oshi-no-ko-onk-oshi-no-ko-season-2-gif-11582098903405518613

[molten obsidian]

That's a qt right there

[high matrix]

Best skin btw

[shut crane]

happy new year shitikans

[molten obsidian]

Hey she has no pantsu

Happy new year will

[sinful vapor]

Happy new years you peeps

[sharp swan]

I like pasadena soley based on her personality especially

[visual cedar]

show me :o

[high matrix]

Happy New year

[sinful vapor]

Sheffield is her boss

[molten obsidian]

Baiting me into asset cropping huh? Clever guy

[sharp swan]

Plus she's pink, Pink haired creatures are usually the most happy carefree creatures

[high matrix]

Her teacher

[molten obsidian]

But I'm cleverer

[sleek cape]

So did girls just stop wearing underwear or something

[sharp swan]

Mogador sure did...

[sinful vapor]

[shut crane]

the navy is experiencing cotton shortages

no more underwear

[sleek cape]

So you just let it hang out or sum💔💔 brotha ewwwwww

Close that shit UPPPPP

[late shale]

Wartime cuts or whatever

[high matrix]

Franklin never bothered to begin with

[sinful vapor]

nice backshot

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2005111461392138390

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【振り返り】
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一緒に今年の思い出を振り返ってみませんか？

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxoIHyI5ico

#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 28, 2025, 3:00 AM

See

They wearing NOTHING

[shut crane]

big bouncy breasts

[sinful vapor]

booba

[molten obsidian]

Mogu being a qt

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2006380077077123289

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【あけおめ】
「指揮官……おめでとう……」
「今の感情指数『嬉しい』が100％と判断」
「正月エネルギーの充填は完了した」
「さあ指揮官、今年も一緒に頑張ろう」

あけましておめでとうございます！
今年も「アズールレーン」を引き続きよろしくお願いいたします！
#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 31, 2025, 3:01 PM

We got fargo IN ACTUAL CASUAL CLOTHING

[high matrix]

I mean, even on her base skin there's nothing

Am I even allowed to post her?

[sinful vapor]

Eld, Kansas, Fargo, and Kears?

[sleek cape]

Does Kansas listen to Kansas

[sharp swan]

Yea

[radiant cipher]

Generational gazongas on Kansas

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[sharp swan]

Why can't we have outfits like these in game

Unironically I WOULD WHALE FOR OUTFITS LIKE THESE

[high matrix]

Turns out I can post her

Girl, put some panties on

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[sleek cape]

Look around and ask again

[sharp swan]

Yeah i know...

[sinful vapor]

but can you whale enough to cover for over 10k players

[sharp swan]

It's just a bit of a shame

Surely people get tired of the same themes over and over again

[sleek cape]

Wdym you let it all hang out bro

[sinful vapor]

nope if it is borderline then they will

[sleek cape]

I just KNOW some of them girls be stinking

Perfume or not

[high matrix]

They all smell like sea salt

[sleek cape]

No some smell like straight fish probably

[sharp swan]

Look at santa fe, she's wearing JUST AN APRIN

[grim quiver]

happy new years in advance gooners

[weak parrot]

penis shortages

[sinful vapor]

one of the real qts of the Eagle Union

[weak parrot]

santa fe, but with extra sex

[sleek cape]

So California isn’t in that list john? I just might have to punch you

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

[tender glade]

Aight I have a question for how "basic" I am
I'm only really here cuz I think Enterprise is cute
-# Also New Jersey and Shinano

[sleek cape]

Hella basic

[tender glade]

Everyone else I know NUTHIN about

[sharp swan]

she's wearing NOTHING

[jaunty adder]

happy new years you gremlin

[sinful vapor]

I prefer Marblehead over her

[high matrix]

This whole class too

[radiant cipher]

The agenda is real

[modern dew]

i prefer YOU over ANYONE

spread love

[radiant cipher]

Happy new year arsene!

[sharp swan]

Kansas> Mecklenberg

[jaunty adder]

love and peace, ya?

[sleek cape]

Tennessee..?

[weak parrot]

how the fuck is franklin even comfortable in that outfit

[modern dew]

yea

[modern dew]

assine

[tender glade]

Damn

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-gif-27636168

[sharp swan]

it's the infamous sweater

[sinful vapor]

Wasp better

[weak parrot]

the virgin killer

[sinful vapor]

still no skin

[high matrix]

Anything > Mecklenburg tbh

[sharp swan]

Even child subs?

[high matrix]

Waiting for Wasp 2

[tender glade]

My "basic-ness" is so beyond that I hear the names and just think they sound like football teams

[high matrix]

In terms of design and personality? Sure. But you didn't have to make it weird

[tender glade]

...YES I'M THAT STUPID I'M JUST HERE FOR WAIFUS AND ||LORE||

[sinful vapor]

[sharp swan]

I always thought those were usally down at the very bottom below anything people hated ngl

[sinful vapor]

found them

[sharp swan]

which is why I wanted to ask

[late shale]

The disaster at Savo Island

[alpine ember]

remember guys ... we love all our girls (i kinda agree tho)

[sinful vapor]

[sleek cape]

I sure hope we get preussen from wows one day

[alpine ember]

Hannover 💀

[high matrix]

I still remember how they showed Astoria in a bunny skin and for a moment everyone thought it was NorCal

[sleek cape]

Grinding through Friedrich to get to preussen 💔💔

[high matrix]

Can we not add more Germs please?

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-sleepy-dreaming-sleep-time-gif-22889614

[sleek cape]

[radiant cipher]

We would like some more uh
Italians

And frogs

[shut crane]

[jaunty adder]

i want more elves

[alpine ember]

friedrich is ok ... i remember grinding though OG Izumo to get Yamato .... THAT was pain

[sleek cape]

West Virginia my beloved

[high matrix]

More Brits please

[sinful vapor]

awww yes

[shut crane]

HMS UR sub next event trust

[sleek cape]

[high matrix]

UR HMS Sunfish

[sleek cape]

I have no idea how to play German ships tho

[sharp swan]

Next event is gonna have another nudist

trust me

[radiant cipher]

Kiting

[alpine ember]

build sec .... go tanking. use ur hydro sometimes

thats basically it

[radiant cipher]

You play german BB’s like big cruisers

[sinful vapor]

I mean the next new event might be LNY

[high matrix]

Pretty much every new girl is a nudist at this point. Unless they're small.

[alpine ember]

yeah .... deff not xD

[sinful vapor]

oh wait nvm

2026 has LNY in Feb

[sharp swan]

Cow

[radiant cipher]

You should

[alpine ember]

if u play GK or Preussen or Tirpitz or Bismarck or whatever BB they have as a cruiser liek Ägir etc .... u deff doing it wrong

[sinful vapor]

LNY will be so close to the next new UR event

UR event might be pushed to March

[alpine ember]

only BBs u play like cruisers are the Battlecruisers so the Schlieffen tree

and even they can tank a lot before going down

[sleek cape]

Absolute shitshow first game WATAFAK

[radiant cipher]

No
Because you will get HE spammed to death if you push in early
So you start off by medium to long range kiting

[radiant cipher]

And then when he spammers are dead you push in

[alpine ember]

u can push in the moment anything torpedo related is dead ... since torps are ur biggest enemy

[radiant cipher]

Not to me

[alpine ember]

because well ... big ships big movement and shit

[radiant cipher]

You can’t avoid HE spam early on

So you avoid it

By not getting close

Its painful at the start

Because you have little to no impact

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[alpine ember]

so u telling me to sit at 15+km to kite ... with a ship ... which doesnt even hit shit up close at 5-10km .....

so u basically wait back there so ur team can kill the spammers ?

[radiant cipher]

Yeah

That’s how I got 150k average damage in my FDG yes

[alpine ember]

never did that ... i always started pushign when the DDs died at my flank .... always works

[sharp swan]

I'm going to do something

[dark solstice]

If you in a BB why not load the salt and pepper and spam them back they really hate it when you fire HE back

[radiant cipher]

Trying to survive is important
Pushing in early kinda drains your HP too fast

[stable plank]

they should zoom out so we can see her feet

[alpine ember]

especially with german BBs who have the best secs in the game xD

[sleek cape]

I will get preussen I swear

I need it

[high matrix]

No

[radiant cipher]

You need it how

Its a bad FDG

[sleek cape]

I need it so I can have ton of tier X ships

[high matrix]

Wasn't FDG already bad?

[radiant cipher]

[dark solstice]

German ships we used to run 3 man divisions with like Scharnhorst and just charge full speed at the enemy and win good times

[radiant cipher]

Yeah but I know how to use her

[sleek cape]

I do need ton of tier X ships for Ohio and Maine and Illinois

[alpine ember]

back when i mained the german GK line .... "kiting" was never an option .... 3 GKs pushing ur side is so scary that the moment u 3 pop up, everybody goes into "fuck this"-mode xD

[sleek cape]

[high matrix]

At least some shipgirls will meet this fate after the war, I know it

[alpine ember]

[solid whale]

"want some fries with that honey~?"

[sturdy yoke]

Happy New Year boiz

[sinful vapor]

oh it is going to be 7.7 Celsius at midnight.....a cool new year to start down here

damn it will drop to 6 C much later

[high matrix]

Not -? That's a warm winter

[sinful vapor]

I live in Florida

[sleek cape]

John tell your people to keep your hurricanes

Don’t send them over to me

Louisiana is okay

[alpine summit]

How many Azur Lane ship girls did you collect in game

[sinful vapor]

minus degree would be a death sentence for our infrastructure

[high matrix]

All of them

Except for some collab ones

But who cares about them?

[sharp swan]

We need Miami to be florida woman

[sinful vapor]

that type of cold would ruin the water pipes

[sharp swan]

just for you

[sleek cape]

I can never get Missouri when the Christmas containers come

💔

[sinful vapor]

it is already bad enough that we dealt with a couple of 0 celsius

[viral matrix]

15 minutes to midnight for the europeans

[sinful vapor]

days

still member for like 5 minutes I saw bit of snowflakes coming down on January 2010 in Miami

coldest I ever felt down here was -1.66 C

hence the 5 minutes snowflakes

[leaden briar]

Hi can anyone answer a story question for me?

[sinful vapor]

a lot of the Florida's Oranges died

[high matrix]

It's -9 where I live rn

[sinful vapor]

hence why we get Orange now from Mexico and Brazil

bleh

[high matrix]

What is even the point of winter if you're not freezing to death while covered in snow?

[sinful vapor]

cause some things cannot handle those temperatures

[high matrix]

Joking, obviously

But snowy winter is my favourite season

[sinful vapor]

imagine your place is close to 45C all year round for centuries

[torpid kettle]

and 1 orange is still there 🤣

[high matrix]

Snow crunches so nicely when you step on it

[sinful vapor]

and then all of a sudden you get a spike of -9C....chaos is ensured

and no deserts do not count cause they fluctuate between day and night....so there is a pattern

[high matrix]

Didn't a lot of people die when snow hit Texar a few years ago or something? I guess low temp is really a nightmare for warm parts of the world

[sinful vapor]

yup

a pattern was broken without warning

or more like underestimated the weather

[sleek cape]

Real especially after that post they made

[viscid ledge]

Bruh, I just noticed now. I'm missing some little ships. Little Zeppy isn't on my dock anymore, I swear she was Level 88 before I left AL a year ago.

[high matrix]

She couldn't handle the port without you 😢

[meager marsh]

Someone went in and DELETED THEM!!!!!

[viscid ledge]

I'm also missing that one Gold Bulin with a skin.

[teal girder]

OMG Anson pfp

[sinful vapor]

who?

[teal girder]

John Cena vobes

[modern dew]

happy year

[sinful vapor]

happy new year

[teal girder]

9? More hour

[upper flame]

I love Cow

[sinful vapor]

under 6 hours to go for me

[modern dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338082691161129031/1338083161552322581/blephin__-_1888365505297195344.gif

[sinful vapor]

night time just hit here

[viscid ledge]

Did the game have two cows now—

[upper flame]

Yeah, and they're canonically full of milk too

[teal girder]

Suffolk is cow or cloud

[viscid ledge]

For head pats.

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/alm-azur-lane-l2d-gif-21718713

[upper flame]

Suffolk is a Sheep as far as I remember

[sharp swan]

April fools day

[sharp swan]

Who is this

[sinful vapor]

Allen

Sumner

[sharp swan]

Ah

[brave yarrow]

Happy new year

[viscid ledge]

And here I thought, thinking USS Johnston will be added on the game a year later, but nope we had elf navy.

Not that I complained though

[serene elm]

Happy new year fron Spain lol

[lilac jasper]

happy new year fuckasses

[viscid ledge]

Happy 2026. (Is 7AM here)

[idle pier]

I haven't typed here since last year gng

Happy new year

[red timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kristigocouple2024-gif-13051603192575105829

[slim helm]

Guys

Happy new year

❤️

[proper steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[ancient violet]

Bruh. My new years finished in 40 seconds bro

[slim helm]

I’ll give you guys a new recipe for 2026!

Easy Lava Cake Recipe (1–2 servings)

Ingredients

•    60 g dark chocolate
•    60 g butter
•    1 whole egg
•    1 egg yolk
•    2 tablespoons sugar
•    2 tablespoons flour
•    A pinch of salt

Instructions

1.    Preheat the oven to 220°C and grease a small ramekin or oven-safe cup.
2.    Melt the chocolate and butter together (use a microwave in short bursts or a hot water bath). Stir until smooth.
3.    In a bowl, whisk the egg, egg yolk, and sugar until well combined.
4.    Pour the melted chocolate mixture into the egg mixture and mix gently.
5.    Fold in the flour and salt until just combined.
6.    Pour the batter into the prepared ramekin.
7.    Bake for 8–10 minutes — the edges should be firm, but the center should stay soft and runny.
8.    Let it rest for 1 minute, then carefully flip onto a plate and serve.

[sinful vapor]

[slim helm]

✌️

[ancient violet]

Everyone said ”naw im done now”

[sharp swan]

Thank u

[ancient violet]

Im sad now

[untold briar]

Happy New Year guys

[teal girder]

Nimi gonna lose to Ayaya

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sinful vapor]

2011

[high matrix]

I'm going to step on you

[grim quiver]

Happy new year

[tight goblet]

no

[high matrix]

Okay

[tight goblet]

glad we can reach a understanding

[trim gyro]

happy new year

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-and-prosperous-gif-4866552

[modern moon]

[wanton pelican]

It’s the 30th

Yes

[radiant cipher]

Happy new year

[sick crest]

Time is stuck again

[trim gyro]

most of EU is either getting drunk, getting their fingers blown off or both

[modern dew]

truth

vakagi

[stable plank]

getting drunk, then blowing off their fingers

[modern moon]

Just woke up and decided to beat my meat to sandy

[sick crest]

why

[modern moon]

10/10 Great experience

[abstract ingot]

Are all russians drunk by now?

[trim gyro]

while the "they're basically hand grenades" rhetoric is ridiculous hyperbole, you really don't want to be holding one of those things when it goes bang

[trim gyro]

for about 4 years now

[abstract ingot]

2001 was 25 years ago, I feel old

[sick crest]

you are old

[stable plank]

2025 was 365 days ago..... man....

[modern moon]

Didn't putin congratulate he's general during Christmas? For progress in ukraine?

[stable plank]

idk man this is the azur lane server

[abstract ingot]

idk man

[modern dew]

idk man gobbla is pregnant

[abstract ingot]

we are talking about pregnancy

not the ukraine war

[sharp swan]

Post slow ahead

[modern moon]

New lore : Commander fought in Ukraine war and dies

[abstract ingot]

football team with Deutschy Fraulien

[stable plank]

i will refrain from further comment for it could get nimi in my dms

[modern dew]

pregnancy parliament suddenly attacked

[trim gyro]

it wasn't me

[modern dew]

yea take it to dms

[modern moon]

Who's the father?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-hand-rub-gif-4550607172171818262

[abstract ingot]

Soyuz

[stable plank]

no

[modern moon]

Then who's the mother?

[modern dew]

gobbla 1

im the baby

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[nimble dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[trim gyro]

noise has died down somewhat, seen many fireworks, couple of fires so far this night

[stable plank]

no neighbors near me so no fireworks

[nocturne ether]

finally some rare dupleix art

[sharp swan]

your wife?

[nocturne ether]

tbf I haven't oathed her yet

but she is nice

[tight goblet]

hmm

[molten obsidian]

Guy has been recycling the same gif from 2016

[teal girder]

Rare enough I forgot her name

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-bloodhound-shocked-surprised-gif-12818869618083242589

[devout horizon]

Good morning and Happy New Year everyone.

[modern moon]

Now pass essex

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258621709527810090/1455074716867104800/passthe.gif

[nocturne ether]

yeah she is forgotten waifu

[mossy rampart]

Did you time a song

[nocturne ether]

her voice lines are great

[clever gazelle]

[modern moon]

[sharp swan]

Yeah she's great

[nocturne ether]

big sister secretary ship

[sharp swan]

definitely not my type though

[nocturne ether]

fair enough

[stiff dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1379292003707392042/essex_09.gif

[sharp swan]

SUS

[nocturne ether]

there are so many underrated waifus in azur lane

[modern moon]

Like Essex

[sick crest]

Food time

[nocturne ether]

not my type but fair enough

[modern moon]

Nah I was joking

[nocturne ether]

I see the popularity polls and I am like sometimes

[jaunty adder]

yea why is enterprise getting votes?

STOP THE COUNT

[glacial arch]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, DARLINGS

[jaunty adder]

RIGGED VOTING

[mossy rampart]

Time zones are weird🤣

New years old news here

[glacial arch]

Dm me the image pls

[glacial arch]

Rn it's 1:55 am lol

[nocturne ether]

australia? nice wallpaper btw

[mossy rampart]

EVERYONE SAYS THE SAME BAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nocturne ether]

just send the image here lol

[mossy rampart]

DW I got you homie

[wanton pelican]

I’ve had that image

Somewhere

[modern moon]

I don't trust bache cooking

[glacial arch]

Mwah don't worry.

I'll give something back

[modern moon]

She definitely added poison in our food

[nocturne ether]

like why is mikasa so low

[glacial arch]

You're saying you won't eat the food she cooked?

Smh

[modern moon]

Who votes for granny?

[mossy rampart]

Here we are boys

[nocturne ether]

ting an, lutzow, chkalov should be higher too

[wanton pelican]

Have cat

[modern moon]

I mean yes since I glaze on Fletcher class but still no I wouldn't eat her food but a bit

[nocturne ether]

me, granny mikasa is nice

[modern moon]

Cat have big boobs

[sick crest]

The sims

[modern moon]

So many cats

[jaunty adder]

2 fake cats

[sick crest]

Real cat

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-dynamite-gif-24596652

[modern moon]

One is a greedy cat

[glacial arch]

Thank you darling.

Dmed you some images you might enjoy 🩷

[mossy rampart]

Yoink

[glacial arch]

Omg i wanna give her headpats

[trim gyro]

seems we're not impregnating anyone today

[glacial arch]

So cutee

[glacial arch]

Pregnant you sayyy

[wanton pelican]

wtf

[modern moon]

Who's the father?

Shipgirls don't get pregnant right? Right?

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[fluid pier]

[wanton pelican]

Happy new years and stuff

I’ll see you guys next year

Gotta get ready for a party

[ionic gulch]

Hmm

Morning chat

[mossy rampart]

Where could you have possibly found pregnant Regen

[sick crest]

Official artist

[trim gyro]

you'll be gone the whole year?

[wanton pelican]

Yes

[glacial arch]

I have absolutely no idea.

It appeared in my phone

[wanton pelican]

Retiring

[rancid compass]

NOOOT NOOOT

[pastel oracle]

Happy New Year

[sick crest]

[rancid compass]

MERRY NEW YEAR

[mossy rampart]

Little more of a questionable art style but still a yoink

[glacial arch]

Merry Crisis!!

[glacial arch]

Why not!!

Also, some certain shipgirls will be extremely angry if they can't get pregnant..

[modern moon]

So we're fucking the boat

[glacial arch]

Have you met Taihou and Roon?

It's either that, or the base will be destroyed!!!

[modern moon]

We're definitely paying child support very expensive one

[mossy rampart]

Was that ever even a question

[glacial arch]

Not necessarily.

Cuz we'd be an active parent and partner

[mossy rampart]

Yes yes we are

[modern moon]

Can I fuck the greedy cat?

[sinful vapor]

ayo

[glacial arch]

Well.

Sometimes the boat fucs us.

These gals can be pretty wild sometimes.

[sinful vapor]

[modern moon]

I can give her a REFUND

[mossy rampart]

Can I fuck the maid with no pantsu 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[glacial arch]

She'll charge you so much you'll have to sell everything you own and still be in debt.

[trim gyro]

nah if you give her a ring she's free

[trim gyro]

just for you though, everyone else pays

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-hololive-ホロライブ-shirakami-fubuki-fubuki-gif-26172386

[sinful vapor]

[teal girder]

SEGGS and Taco both ranked

[sinful vapor]

oh new polls started already over there

[mossy rampart]

Wrong one but still peak

[agile vale]

they should add this one mechanics where if you oath Akashi you share finances and you get half of all the gems she gets from store

[late shale]

Hmm

[teal girder]

Start the knives in bucket game

[runic totem]

taihou and queen loli? based ppl jp really are based

[teal girder]

Ryza TARU noises

Queen is low

[agile vale]

Hey Forsen, advice friend here. Did you know that you can use a bucket of water to prevent fall damage?

[teal girder]

But above Richard

[runic totem]

unlike EN
i abhor en votes

[teal girder]

That's demonstrated by Aquaman

[agile vale]

Pepega Clap

[runic totem]

fastest divorce ever

[agile vale]

Wait, it's the year of the horse

[runic totem]

akashi won't hand you a dime

maybe a coin from the 1960s

[agile vale]

in the confederate's money

[sacred oak]

Nah because those can be valuable

[sacred oak]

2025 horse year

[mossy rampart]

This is the best girl

[runic totem]

whenever i write 2025 and remember is 26 i can easily fix the mistake

[glacial arch]

Kissable<3

[random arrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870151078098915368/1058971282059825202/happy2019.png?ex=6956a69c&is=6955551c&hm=5cad095abd46c83279632e4f713572d535a7c54bb657260e21764bd16e98268a&

[mossy rampart]

Wifeable

[sacred oak]

I don't have this problem (yet)

[agile vale]

Murmansk is

[sharp swan]

illegal

[agile vale]

2019 isn't there yet, or at least my internet explorer didn't get there yet

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-gif-4871589

[runic totem]

they still give out graf zeppelin in the invitation letter which is bizarre considering that she lost everything but i suppose the only thing she didn't lose is skk's love

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[agile vale]

ZEPPY CUTE

[runic totem]

zeppelin is a wife for life

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ayanami-admiral-graf-spee-food-thank-you-gif-20293679

[sharp swan]

I picked south dakota

just so I can finish that family tree

[runic totem]

chocolate based?

[sharp swan]

I had the other 3 sisters

so I needed the last one

[runic totem]

aye

[agile vale]

i'd pick Chkalov for doing the family tree thing...

[abstract ingot]

Happy new year firi

[sacred oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686282170255278138/1409170650542641294/F96C02F2-E8DF-4078-84A0-DC8B6E20222C.png?ex=69567970&is=695527f0&hm=49e0e309c529623028b93540e43bd228684ca249dc9fcb56477f009a738c8569&

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/frenda-a-certain-scientific-railgun-tee-hee-cutesy-gif-12380677649485187821

[sharp swan]

I only love one boat, and it's one a lot of people hate, and that is okay

[abstract ingot]

[agile vale]

Golden LULW?

[abstract ingot]

Soyuz

[sharp swan]

nope

not even close

[agile vale]

SOYUZ

[sharp swan]

Not even close

[runic totem]

I don't choose the letters bcuz letters are in a quantum state where all ships are in the envelope if you pick one you lose all others

[sacred oak]

Kent

[sharp swan]

your guesses will always be wrong

[sacred oak]

There's only like 600 ships

They can't all be wrong

[abstract ingot]

Hi english expert Yang, what is your wisdom today?

[abstract ingot]

[sharp swan]

you wouldn't try guessing 1 by 1

[sacred oak]

"divide and conquer" refers to dividing your enemies to weaken them, not splitting up to accomplish multiple tasks

[runic totem]

wao

[abstract ingot]

wao, always knew that

[sacred oak]

And yet people always use it wrong

[abstract ingot]

anyways, game for guess the ship

[agile vale]

heterochromia, check. comfy thighs, check. cute floof, check.

[runic totem]

cake check

[runic totem]

akashi propaganda

[agile vale]

Murmy needs a retfit or at least a comfy oath skin

[sharp swan]

oh sick you can rewatch an oath in archives

on a ship

that's cool

[nocturne ether]

at least she aleady has a comfy skin

[abstract ingot]

nobody wanna play

everybody top drunk

[agile vale]

but low stats for play

[clear vapor]

hey people in 2026 do we finaly have catgirls for girlfriends?

[agile vale]

i only had a glass of whiskie

[nocturne ether]

I know it's a destroyer but there's too many

[nocturne ether]

lots of waifus are like that

that's azur lane for you