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he can suck my ass
so why should i care if Turkey in turkish is Turkiye or whatever
I LOVE THIS ONE
Anyway
All iron blood sucks except for one. Hail the one true Queen Brünhilde
it's Turkey in English and that's how i'm calling it!!!!!!!
I dunno. That’s just what it was changed to
arlecchino
Can we call Turkey, Thanksgiving?
If the Japanese government makes such an application and it is accepted, its name will now be Nihon.
Or I guess it’s more like, they want people to refer it as that
no it will not be lmao, neither Japan nor Turkey holds sway over the English language
in fact
it will be stupid
i like how brunhilde's only skin currently doesnt even resemble her default at all
lol
Nihon is a brand of noodles over here 
Quite the switch up
we do like our instant ramen
The whole Türkiye needs to be official in English is just some political bullshit from Erdoğan
evil vs bubbly ah
L2D is just a feature
True……
who the fuck cares what he wants
Turkey is Turkey
A cool feature!!!!!!
It's jusg imagine like in the moment
where they inflated her boobs and made her fat
Funny thing is,its not even Japanese style noodles. Its just egg noodles
I ain’t typing out the umlaut just for him
You like it, yes, but there's also the point you always will see them being static
little bitch boy
When playing the game
but yeah
Or the chibis
it’s widely seen as a stupid thing
She just ate a lot of sweets :(
Painleve default
tbf it's from her split hair color so she looks more of a different person from the other angle
Not exactly sitting on the title screen for an hour playing with the L2D
and then who tf is this????
WAITTTT who was that again the one in the battlepass skin
not even the same body type
Repulse
Repulse
shit's messed up fr
People like the phat I guess 
My dear Painleve finally gets a skin
Yeah, she got too fattened up
I mean.
monty BOOB BUFF
Still hot.
If Germans want it to be called Deutschland and it is accepted, then yes, Deutschland is used in official meetings. Over time, it becomes established in the vernacular, but nothing changes for that generation of people anyway.
Oh yeah... Monty used to be flat
denver too
It’s just her but inflated, still looks like her in other aspects like her hair and face lol
the both got boob buffs
poor cleveland cursed to be flat
people who haven't liked Painleve for a long time wouldn't care, they'd just see fat thighs big tits and click buy
aniki got it rough
but then Painleve fans doesn't actually get the character they love at all
But Aniki is hotter than 50%
Well….. at least they’re contributing to her skin sales?
no one is going to willingly call Germany Deutschland in English

Boobflation only happens because people, like me, are happy with their boobslop 
What's Germany? You mean BMW-land?
don't like the titflation and enfatification, that's all i'm saying

WE FOUND THE CULPRIT! GET HIM!
STAB HIM WITH YOUR PITCHFORKS!
Get milked


i will brutalize you
🥰
Yeah I get it, I don’t like it a whole lot either since I like small and medium boobs more but that’s how they wanna roll with things right now since…. I guess they think more people like big boobies lol. I don’t mind fat or big tiddy girls tho
Boobflation when boob grows or flattens?

🫂

me neither, i'm a big fan of Cowpens and Gouden
She looks normal there tbh
i just don't like it when they change existing characters
The one Bismarck skin I just never liked is the christmas skin
please just keep existing characters proportions the same
Not a big fan of the government
add as many boobslop boats as you want
All others I would sincerely buy if I liked Bisko
but keep my girls the way they are please
Actually worried for vanguard rn
nah ASK would slim
Gascogne got kept a gem
I TRUST MY BRO
Already, no one is forcing you.
It’s just that when something like this is done (and yes, every country officially has the right to do it), the name change is applied in official documents, but at the public level it doesn’t really mean anything—and it doesn’t have to. There’s no need to drag this topic out any further.
I just oathed a ship.
MA HOMIE ASK GONNA PULL THROUGH FOH DA GANG
the new artist's hood skins are decent
idk man its more the fact that they inflate 10x already established characters that don't have boobs twice the size of their heads, idk why not just keep them as their original size when every event they add 5 ships with the exact same body type already
Yes
IS THAT MY BELOVED LADY
MISS HOOD?!
add as many boobslop boats as they want but existing characters shouldn't have their existing body type changed to be boobsloppers
ya
hood the og best girl
what they did to monty made me want to punch my monitor
Fluvee

hai
boob buff goes crazy
Say a matter, regarding skins that we dont agree much. Can we take it to #game-feedback? Geniune question.
Yeah, already existing characters getting inflated is just stinky
monty got done dirty with the battle pass skin
Yeah true…. I don’t know why they do that. They’re trying to appeal to people who didn’t like the character in the first place which is weird

u can but the chances of it getting listened to are kinda 🥀 ngl
Like Essex probably had boobs that big? Did she ever?
its been something complained about a lot since they started going crazy with it
She was never the one getting sexualized
:[
She is just a dojikko
Denver got the buff too, but to a lesser extent
Not a sexy lady

somebody give her a hug
i mean essex already had a pretty big chest (her dress l2d)
Denver is fine
but she also got inflated to some extent
What if the admins/mods complain!!!!! Actually they wouldn’t give a shit they don’t even pay you guys nevermind

just not nearly as extreme as some others
So let's say... A significant number amount of player decide to simultaneously complain about the same thing. What are the chances of a response?;
Meh/100%
Got it
goonerslop makes trillions so who cares if they ruin already existing characters
Pun intended
yup fine 
She looks like she could have reasonably had them under the shirt
Whrre are you fucking?
like columbia
The disguised boobies……

They said ALMOST fucking. So not yet
Cutes!!!!!!!
still a great skin
denver has just a plain shirt that covers her chest
I like her design I just never levelled
They don’t do it to EVERY ship….. kinda
two of her sisters just went to the hot springs and insta got their boobs buffed
good question
THE HOT SPRINGS ARE TURNING THE BOOBS BIG!!!!!!
cleveland and hipper should get some of it 
The one good thing for liking elites
they aren't targeted
getting her first to mlb
dont need, they perfect already
imagine what they'd do to cleveland
honestly when i saw eugen new skin i thought it was aegir cuz that is not eugen's size bruh 😭
this
and I already got Monty and Santa Fe mlb
only ships I have left to MLB I have been playing for 5 years lol
i had to read the ship name to realize it was eugen
Theres also Gascognes recent skin, and like, a few others I can’t think of that I’m pretty sure are super rare lol
same
I am about to hit 4 years this Saturday, so you have been around longer than me
You don't like any elites?!
I knew it was Eugen immediately…. I think I just know her key features better than the majority 
Oh no they definitely do
oh, thought you were older than I, mb. 
I always group you, John, along the oldge groupey
I’m scared
the only thing that comes to mind that fits bunny girl big boob silver/light hair ironblood is immediately agir because she has the bolder lineup of skins
@meager marsh name a Iron Blood that her base art that can get you banned
I mean I have known AL since since 2018 thanks to the exposure to Kancolle
then boom surprise that was eugen
He’s naturally been old ever since he was a little baby
I kid haha
but I did not get a good phone until 2022
What
You don't have a 100% collection rate little boy?
and I started using emulator not too long after
theres one 1 Iron Blood ship base art that can get you banned here
I oathed a ship finally

I started playing the game on a 2016 motorolla with 10 GB of storage 
mine was 8gb storage....my previous phone
Why spoiler
I like mysteries
I can keep saying miserable stuff
ignore Cleve meta, I will get her eventually
It was one of the subs right? Was it u-101?
nope, a destroyer
I was gonna give her a cute nickname, but I decided against it for some good reasons
fight me, I am a 3rd worlder who SOORVIVED the third world narco war
that gif is older than me playing Blue Archive 
like give it 2021-2023
i dunno
I wish my gov droned Drug dealer
Bans are lame
its still uncensored
The rules are beyond normal understanding
Unless you were trying to find that EXACT part... Nobody is gonna notice
I feel like today, this skin is rather kinda tame...
Compared to... Yeah...
speaking of which, is the skin rules updated
nope
its still the same
brokeass
If it's visible and was made with the intent of being visible it probably deserves being banned
Batman go back to the bat cave
Like Z16 is too obvious with her cameltoe and nipples
Fair argument
i want to cuddle with the maids
Cameltoe, very visible once you notice
You don't notice her because the large ass torpedo at first
Well, rigging rather
Is it z16???? Theres no other destroyer in IB I can think of that would get banned
Z46
The transformations where she gets naked, or something, I actually have never got to see them
and Holy Iris knows i've looked at this woman very closely

The fletcher's loading screen bath scene is unbanned
WHY WOULD U
But I don't know even which loading screen is that
you would need a binocular for that
Like at all
I think Zenker counts too?
or alternatively, you could just stuff your face between her legs
like i did
you know whats funny


Huh
that 1 more than the brit have, which is super weird consider brit have more irl
say it with me
"major faction btw"

major faction btw
major faction sadge
How difficult is it to get auxillary skins
||
||
Whale
prob hard cus i have way less of that compare to gun/plane gear skin
Byeehhh
darn, i need some pink ones
Ships need more gear
I have a NEED to give each ship a historical loadout 
hi there, havent seen you since raffaelo event
OH
been here sometimes, if not im being a torenah somewhere
i HAVE PERFECT SPREADSHEET FOR YOU
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-mzOsoYnYnQmaB9dN3RhaWO-SPgnFLKcHxYKPKIPIzw/edit?usp=sharing
Damn
n-no
Ok, fine, I see it, but like, it is so very small, like how Algerié's bikini used to be banned
d o n t
Compared to Z16's
subtle is best
uyhh
Yeah
Now where in the hell do I start... 
it's chewsday innit
It's chewday mate
whats with the emotes spelling Anti Israel flag in the Manjuu drawing contest?
Where)

Whremst
Langley's loadout is pretty non existent
show
LMAO
Actually
Twitter users, just like the ukraine flaggers and russia flaggers who we used to get
bruh
this shit is getting political
lmao
Do they really want me to draw manjuu with a mustache?
I think the guys who wrote ANTI and the guys who sent the Israel flag are different people...
||bismarck would like that no doubt||
atleast we didnt got delays...unlike honkai
Remember when every game news post would be spammed by ukraine and russian flags?
Oh no I see one guy who did it
Pasadena as well
Politics frogs ruin everything
At least now the russian girls don't have their comments disabled
war thunder chat got hit with 10 seconds delay when that happened
I dont like IB but even im not stooping that low kekw
i think
Thank you
Have a gem 
Ypu mean in-game?
yes
Kron cow skin will bring world peace
true that
back to its usual 2 sec delay though
now i mean
Butterfly nebula here is sick
Morning Glory Milking Farm or soemthing
If you see Black Corners, that means it has more armaments other than that. If its Red, then that is non existent to AL
i find the closest looking gears for the red ones
lanerrrss
be like:
wait how do you do that with oil again?
Why would you pay auxiliary skin?

lmao 27 days sure is optimistic
Oh hello
hello?
?

hello arathy 
hru
Cooking, tired but still fine
thats good
thats less good

good to gain back what I spent on the lucky box 
mamamia I smelled pineapple pizza here
I don't even have pineapples

27 days with sleep or not?
I doubt you can impregnate all 838 ships for 27 days
They said default though, that doesn’t sound like the default skin
Now why would you say this
“All” is abit of overstatement
okay wtf?
this msg give me chill down my spine
Well how many ships are there in total and how many kid ships are there
Birbs
Idk
I ain’t keeping count big dawg
I think you can take the assumption they mean ALL ships then……
They’re right! They aren’t moving! Why is this in al general
Dead chat
Bama and Iowa
I’ve been summoned
Fatty
Sodak class mentioned
Fatty class 
Do not sexualize my NOT very horny sodak class

Too late, I am going to lewd the fatty 
Unless the game does some horrid action not possible 
Not worried
Best date idea? 
Wisconsin


Omg it the big meanie ryu
Mambo Mambo!
Shes a dido, they get DD guns 
Night chat ahh moment
lion rawr
How much do i need to pay for they to add 4 iowa in game
NJ?
It’s Wisconsin
NJ would be in a more open area
It’s easy to tell them out

And if your a nerd interior also helps

true
but
i don't put her to battle anyways
she stays by my side 24/7

Maybe we'll get a new Iowa in 2026?
For the 250th
No, we'll get the remaining 25+ clevelands instead
all fletcher ships before next iowa
Yamato will be released in 2040
hotel update
She is cold
THEM!!!!!!!

!!!!!!
!!!!
cow fumo 🔥 🔥 🔥

laners
Pig
Says no one ever

if you're cold they're cold
give them a uranium cookie
i preorder
Dam
one can still do a lot worse than being an al player i think
I drawing up monster truck design
LAFFEY
🤍
No child ever says
They want to be a laner
When they grow up
Well
In a way, you could say i didn't choose to be a laner
I wanted to be an atago simp when i grew up
and here i am now
(Cues inspirational music)
Greetings
those tusken raiders kidnapped anakin's mom in the first place; so he going in there, and killing everyone of them is justified
It's interesting that NJ is like one of the only ones that don't call you skk post oath
yeah which is still different from just the typical skk
that almost everyone says post oath
It's surprising taihou of all of them still calls you skk
Ah yes AL is going to EOS
escape over seas
enrapture our souls
AL is going to EOS when the sex update releases

Lolimato will stall it 
lolimato will cause it
what kids? they are older than 11 years old

the images are fr accurate


True..
Should i buy? 
Will seggs update even come?
the swimsuit verison looks better imo
and it's much cheaper too
Hi Turq
I tend to like ones of their base art tho tbh 
Altho the one thing that sadness me is that it doesnt include the mecha Honse rig


Ig they didnt wanna pull another Agir figure or something idk despite that thing being the coolest shit ever
I kinda think those figures are waste of money
The full rig ones?

No use of them
Yes, If you have the money
Well if of course its a reasonable price. I would buy Musashi figure.
How much average figure cost
anywhere between 150 through 400
But nah, I'll prob buy the Alsace fig. And maybe Fancy as well
Dollar?
yes
Only prob is they dont start shipment till 2027 
swimsuit Alsace was about $150 US, plus shipping

That's like 5 lucky boxes
I guess it's worth it if you consider it
But I have no figure display case
for the few I would buy, yes
I have Dunkerque and Jean Bart, Richelieu is shipping in Jan, and Alsace later in Nov
Morning folks. I can't believe i woke up at 1 PM 

Go sleep
Oh did u get Jean kimono one?
nope, party dress
Give me 1911A1 so i can sleep. Iykyk
Ah
Actually maybe I should just get the Kimono fig that Jean has instead. Ive always wanted it but never really got around to getting it 
Last time when it first came out i was gonna pre order it but then i had to change duty stations
are you in the US?
Ye
Ye... 
tell me which one skin most dangerous 2025
I guess it prob wont matter if i get anything off amiami then 
Ill just try again in 2030
-w-
Actually 
Mayyyybe i could get lucky at an anime convention
I remeber seeing AL figs at the last one i went to
But that was like months ago
Apri what's up
I saw the 1/7? shima bunny and it was huge
also a Eugen
Big as hell
something KMS not regen
hi Ryu 
its a sideway box, comparable to like a PG gundam size
Busy? 
writing my new year's regards in advance -w-
gonna be too busy eating the 31st
?
Preparation for tomorrow but here it's not like last year
it's in 2 day for me 
Good
yea
6 feet under

oh and I have to go to a family reunion early the 1st so
writing those regards in advance 
🫡
Buyyito
you should marry regensberg
The display in question:
(I got tied up due to grandma wanting me to get her bed done at the middle of midnight when I was trying to make my lunch for tomorrow) 
why alsane so hot in figure
why not
🥵
also sane 
evolution of Shikikan
there someone did cosplay alsace?
I still don't have Lex2 -w-
Imagine how painful the string would have been
And probably larger
on where ? their chest?
or thighs?
Happens
Probably just wear a skin-coloured bodysuit underneath
Or don't
Or excess make-up for no drawer accidents, or however they are called to happen
Instant Yang death
2020 no comment
probably what hurts more about having to pull elite, is hurting my mail storage coin deposits
I wonder ehat to do with that much oil
But coins slowly running out
Canteen ain't able to keep up
Raid
Lots of raid in the shadows of night
Make shipgirls raid at night to become legendary
Raid shadows legends 
With transparent tape probably
But i imagine it being so tight it'd hurt a bit.
Aura farming

ts not tuff
sad meeno
well she is just wearing a ribbon
just get a wide ribbon
and either a bodysuit or those patches celebrities put on when they wear funky ahh dresses to avoid an accident

tape ruining stuff
Is it butterfly gear or is that just how she looks?
Lmao
Butterfly gear
I had to give her something to stand out lol
I never knew there were patches for that shit
and i'm not gonna have it be a pink aura
Broke
they do
When? On the oscars wearing those gala dresses and the sort?
its kinda cool tho
Concord skin, blessed 
gpu on deaths door
she's gonna CHARGE YOU 1000 GEMS to FIX IT!

In all seriousness, this is likely a possibility
no waying
make sure your drivers are updated
does it happen to every game?
I thought it was just yet another one of those "azur lane devs didn't give a shit again"
Eskimo got censored because of this
she burnt a manjuu
WHY BURN MANJUU
bullying
luck issue
you're at 160K?
pts?
I'm at 80K right now and no cleve meta
I got cleve meta through gacha tho
cleve meta is dodging me in farming too haha
Ehh Clevebro meta?
gacha

Gacha
not enough with only get kitasan at 175x
now this?
That... is harsh
fuck this month
Skill issue 
Omelette 
i got 2 cleves in gacha and 3 cleves from d3
Return to food now 
I got cleve meta in under 36 pulls
imgban
What does that have to do with it 
Not you 

For Owari 
What if Golden Leeuw wore an actual apron
Golden Leeuwe needs to go in the dungeon along with mogador
what if 
Exactly vro
Golden Lewd is always naked 
IM fine with a naked apron just not the kind where it isnt an apron at all
giangy 
Also throw the new one with the baby bottle that isn't the cow in there too
Pooh 
I need a donation of 500 gems
One more day 
I want to throw cowpens into the big mac maker 9000
Who is Strongest Cow girl ships?
Kashino or Cowpens?
Kashino can carry Yamato gun
Big Mac 
McDonald’s collab?

They both can be turned into cheeseburgers
Imagine
takagi spotted
Yeah, I would

I always find that kind of shit funny cause like
Yes
$19 is pretty pricey
would they rather the meat go to waste and the animal was slaughtered for actually no purpose
Please, in Japan, A5 wagyu all comes with a certificate denoting place of designation, upbringing, feed, etc name of cow

thats a lot for fillet steak
What these activists thinks matters
actually is the way how they sell A5 wagyu on the certificate

Every beef graded A5 has that specific method that allows people to know that it is authentic
Can Cowpens become wagyu
No
The more PETA open their mouth, the more meat I want to buy
So Cowpens can only be McDonalds hamburgers
Funny Horse Game vs PETA
Cowpens can't be wagyu because she's american
yeha its a special breed
ill bet her meat is marbled like crazy tho
So she's McDonalds Hamburgers
Kashino meat vs Cowpen meat 
just give me angus 
i had wagyu and its nice but i dont think its worth the price
unless ur like omega rich
its just fat throughout the cut pretty much
yeah that shits like lobster imo
what are they cooking
Meth
Loli oath skins
just say its good shit and price it high
bache foot oath skin
and people with money will buy
its like caviar
Kisaragi oath skins
1 meal with wagu or 20 meals of tacos ill take tacos
caviar they started farming in china and price came down
Reno oath skin
and now rich dont buy it anymore
cos its "poor people" food
What is this pillow for? I need help.
remove sob emoji to save urself
"mmm lobster so good Ill spend 30 dollars on one"
sea bug
It was prison food 200 years ago for a reason
War
why do mods even warn for that
Blue Archive
its literally nothingburger
they only warn if sob lolis
yeah but why lmao
loud mouth idiots
FLASHER
its shitty meme that means literally nothing
Blue Archive
oof
We have a lot of people who claims to play AL but then get upset when I post that I oathed every shipgirl
Blue Archive players
people write way worse shit
Has nothing to do with BA
I started playing Blue Archive again just to spite someone
It's just loud mouthed tourists
ba fans popularised it i think
kinda cope
I think it spawned from them
BA fans didn't make the sobbing emote popular either
sob anger thing
it was already popular before BA was even a thing
and the dreaded C word
dorontabi was the one that popularized it with his derranged post
idiots still think Dorontabi is a Japanese
he's from Korea lmao
oh the tweets
he stays in Korea
yeah
Dorontabi was the originator of all the derranged bullshit lines of texts
one of his most popular ones are the 💢 + 😭 and a whole chunk of emoji spam and stuff
The issue is that low IQ people with sub 85 IQ cannot comprehend that it's ironic shitposting
They honestly think it is genuine
ok thats cope
Unless if you happened to be named Satomu


Additionally, the reason ALO banned 😭 on loli ships is specifically because of loud mouthed tourists, but it also prevents spam, and also discord's regulations and rules too
so it's just multiple strikes in a row
Frankly, none of those people who cries about these sorts of stuffs play Azur Lane anyway

theres no way discord even cares about it
We all know this
Duguay will kill them
its just artificial rule
No, discord DOES care about it
You have to know that discord is run by a leftist-based furry corporation
They care more about it than actual preds
yeah but they dont care about stuff like someone emoji reactioning unless its like straight up tos in the reaction
It’s pretty bizarre in a way
Till you realize who is at the top then it begins to makes sense
Because their fandom is tied in with their politics
So they assume
our fandom is also tied in with politics
and what's the push by these people about what kind of political views does anime fans have?
i mean its official server rules too
To us, it's ridiculous and bullshit
Discord is just the diddy version of reddit basically
To them, it's actually a left vs right issue
Furry = left winged
Anime = right winged
we had to deal with clyde being a pos for years

cos they wanted free nitro
It's derranged AF, but that's legit the only explanation I have in regards of their intentional assault against anime fans
Would any of you stop using discord if a better alternative came out
Yes
yeah
However, you have to understand that a better alternative would also means other people HAVE to use it too
I see we are all like minded
just like people stopped using trash like facebook
Let me ask you, why do you use discord?
etc

People still uses Facebook
yeah but mostly old people
I use discord because majority of my friends use discord
No other alternative for offical communities
do you really think I give a shit about what sort of functionalities and protection they add on discord? Not really
I use discord because majority of my friends all use discord ONLY
roblox:

hi silly guy
So it's kind of important for me, somewhat
if there's a better alternative, where everyone is using THAT better alternative
yeah discord i talk to friends on it

but like facebook dying off for young people discord could too
this statement is too detailed, help
Less enforcement?
better features probably
Does that really makes a better chat platform?
and less monetized
most chat things start off losing money
i mean if u wanna stream and have better voice etc then it is
and use emojis which is basically a staple of chat nowadays
locking emotes is a pretty big deal
dead internet theory your all not even real
tbh ai is probably less stupid than most people on the internet
maybe it would be better
be nicer if full nitro wasnt a thing and stickers were all in nitro classic but hey ho
yeah but i mean cross server stickers
more like a thing of I created discord by coding when I'm bored then share it with others

but then they upgraded it into nitro games
and then that shit flopped
and they kept the new price increase
discord just keeps shoveling useless shit into premium to gaslight people into thinking its worth
No banner is crazy tbh
gifs as a profile pic used to be free even
i remember when emotes being used everywhere was free
yeah
and they paywalled it after 2 weeks
lol


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