#al-general
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When will u snow here?
a nuke
Hand it over
no
Ds3 reference?
I knew it .... Essex is stinky .... wash her good
Server Dorm chats are quieter than algen
What is Ds3?
They should move it near algen
Nvm ):
That's how she became admiral nakhimov
agir's big bouncy breasts 
Enchanted
ive seen edward typing ingame chat lol
YES!
I like your thinking 
What happened to him anyway
Willtell did u ran out of floof pics?
sent to gulag
for what
idk
yes
That Kenway
That's so on-brand for him
hold on
Kenwat.

U forgot "Wandering Whimps"
dang
I don't even know what Oppose rear is
what can i even say
Stella sora is eh
Somwwhere Ba level
ComingGirl
Should I study for my test exam or waste more wisdom cubes
It's more worse then that
"i cant download Stella Sora"
Just a waste
Kinda...go sleep
She is like Prinz Eugen II
Ye
I liked stella sora .... for the loading sreen and then i got tired of it
yeah, i got bored of it fast
well its just a statement dw
Imma bring that acc here
@stoic sandal @rose spire who's love is more pure for bisko
I am waiting for a new phone.
The hell is bismo?
Weve found a website that you can make memes and rate other peoples memes, this mf hammered me always
I drank 3 cans of monster energy
I can't sleep rn
What u studying?
pepto-bismol
U will die
me
Lmao
I went back in time to kill a dinosaur and feed it to her
Damn
Woah…you crossed the line…
History, Science at math
no i didnt i erased the line with erasers
@stoic sandal u won't counter?
Chancellor Otto von Bismarck
Oh right. I saw u there. I was on a mars then. Later went to Napoleonic war.
Did you know dinosaurs went extinct
Flat earther
Lmao
People are sick and tired of you pinging for the most random stuff
Why my keyboard sucks
I'm all good since I ate some meal and not just pure can of energy
They DID ?
Not letting u win this
OH HEL NA
Lmao
not me. in fact, i prefer it
I mean she has uhhhhhh
I want other guy win 
hmm
Nah joking
Yooooo fr bro crazy right?

Hypergetic likes when a girl pings him
is that an anime male character cosplaying as Admiral Hipper?
Ik you do
That's a femboy
||Ja||
i like when @stiff forum pings me
Such a hyper thing to do
damn
Why pinging sounds different in that sentence
Hm
Bro is down bad ....
My hands it's freezing
For pings
||@stiff forum is older than u tho.||
@tight goblet imma melt u
i know
Same. Its cold.
and i don't care
shut up bitch
Same .... work is ass ... i want to go home 😭
Can’t relate, it was just 33 degrees before.
Seems we both like older women
Bro u live in the bottom of earth
same, it's fucking snowing 
I like snow
I’m lowkey struggling to lift this planet rn
I like snow too.
mmmm
Awww lucky
I hate snow ... or anything related to the cold
U aint Heracle
sick?
Mhm
hmm
Yeah yeah whatever you say gng
Dawg iam sitting on my fucking house with All windows off and shi under the blanket it still freezing
I freaking thought this was in WTC. 
hmm
Just the hands
No ... just the feeling of coldness is what i hate
lol
oh
do u not have a heater?
are u like mega poor
Never mind our Test exam has changed dates
now time to grind more
glad to hear
I hav it's turned on
With ur windows .... off ??
thats the al ppl spirit!
Sweetheart...TURN ON THE HEATER.
This made me chuckle
It's old ass so uh
a flashlight is taken?
Lmao
hi rat
Change it idk
I just turned it on
here comes one chatter
esl meme
want me to help warm you up?
i bet NOBODY would fell for this
oops wrong reply
Common trap for me
"If you are homeless, just buy a house"
english secondary language
Dw
make it 90%, everyone def will
"If ur blind just see"
it was wrong reply anyways
"If u have Alzhiemer just forget it"🗣️
i bet none will fall for it
Yeah dw
Two blind ppl meet
"Didnt see u in a long time"
the sound of jingle bell
2 days left to 2026, dang it
Did someone say Shinano
When a blind date really became a blind date
worst shinano skin
Dang. I am getting old. I got beard on my face
no wait, her bunny skin exists and is worse
Pff xD imagine two blknd ppl go on a blind date .....
Holy fck
MOUSE
How the fuck are you still in 2025 so behind bruh
dang
Testing
Okay it works
ur still in 1944 huh
YOU DID NOT
Why they slim
My wife

I got a beard since im 15 so shut your damn mouth 
wanna know what happen next year?
I wonder who u r
inaccurate
OH MY GOD
I told you I had two accounts
peace.
Hmm
I had a beard in 14. Actually

its also better than her swimsuit, and that is no cap
No, 2077.


roondoru
oh right. i forgot about that one, because it also sucks
Where is Passingboy?
hru mouse
Passingboy wife?
Im just ratting around
No way
how to build a nuclear bomb in my garage
mmm
Sybau
we need PassingGay now
Fr*nch
Really?
woah
omg this is so cute
Wait what…
Hire @blissful oxide he got it in basement.
theres a passingboy now a passinggirl
Wat da fuq is passingGirl

hold on
A girl just passing by knumbskull
He locked Xi Ping in there thats why
@nova elm is this yo sista bro
Passingfemboy is a thing
Its true he’s got a nuclear bomb
ip address? they know where i pee?
Listen i seriously thought that Passingboy changed his name
No
I forgot the password
Dang.
Who is she?
damn
Nu'uh
Perseus
Forget password

reminds me i havent changed pfp left in past 2 months

hm
Im dumb. It happens sometimes
hmmmmmmmm
That too I don't know which email
@nova elm we got ur alt version.
It's his
Hes Ranma!
Bruh
HE'S MY HUSBAND DAMNIT


yo

Maybe he forgot his pass
so your gay to yourself?
what did this just say
Wat
Why i feel lonely?
Self love at it's peak
Self love ?
That’s what I been saying but some mfs don’t believe it
Akhem
We're here for you.
oh shit i saw a mod typing
dang
second account
thank u man
Passingboy and PassingGirl
May be related idk

Is it gay to kiss ur own clone ?

Depends. Is your clone gendered?
If its fem clone then no.
Well uhhhh I don’t have a reponse to this
Silence Sirenist
Is ur clone so obv it is xD
Think from ur exp
big wife
Ah so it's you
hmmm
Sometimes i'd swear this game has Touhou hitboxes....especially with torps 
I never had a clone before
U have a cangaroo gf tho
Not really gay
No…
Ja
Nein
Atleast my guild is only segregationist and not Sirenist
Yes
Good response tbh .... imagine marrying ur gender swapped clone

Lmao
Imagine not doing OpSi
NEIN!!!!
Imagine living
JAA
Because opsi is gay and hurts sirens
marry arbiter strength
Imagine existing
Imgine having a money
hmm
Losers play OpSi because losers don't understand chariot
Woa woa too far
Can't relate.
gay flavoured people
IRS?!

Bro drops this line out of nowhere xD
He is taxer

I don’t have money tho
What
beeeg wife
Boob
hmm
Me like it
Bremerton
Big boobies
Thank god they didn't draw the joysticks
Irys mentioned ?
I have one tho. I spawned with it
Meh. I prefer SUISEI.
Whoa
Booba
Meh
AZKi is superior to all
Eh
My fav is still Ayame
Fatmidable
Op- battery 1%
U play zzz?
Ye
Brotha accept my friend request

Who is this
vt*ber
Irys from Hololive ... a vtuber
Ship
Hololive?
Never heard
Ball

Irys is the secret siszer of Mecklenburg 
Bro i sent request add me.
Freaky

Ew what
The fuck u mean request ??? HOW DO U EVEN KNOW MY ZZZ ACC NAME ????
I sent request here in discord
Bruh
My phone dont handle zz
Oh that works ?
Ye
what are we, some kind of azur lane?
Ballin'
I mean request to friends. Not to zzz.
Oh my battery is increasing nvm
Norse Republic of Essex
Post it in contest coward
NRE
Holy Roman Empire?
Horse republic of Essex
Look at my wife, so happy...
But mOooM I haven't downloaded Azur Lane yet 🙁

I dont see ur wife
Download Azur porn
hm....
U play it urself
KITTY
Biscuit..
Nom
Miaw
formi hair
PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPSPSPSPPSS
Oh yeah that green cat
look at all these hot ladies
Perfection

I want all of em
Give them an ice cube. They need to go to the infirmary


Miaw

EXACTLY
Buh
Im gonna come
To Brazilia

Was about to say man too but I forgot this is the girl account
agir and nyakimov are the best of those 4. but nyakimov got peak with her free skin
Woman?.....
Do you think this is nice? 
Is that
omg Bearn hi!!!!!!
Is that beran
Ohh .... im at qork rn i wkll acvept it later
ummmm no.
Okie
Booba
There's barely any...
hmm
Any booba is a good booba
Even Anson?
No matter the size
I think got an Anson pic hold on
Ewe
Ew?
Did Richelieu get buffed? Or is it just me?
Drippy
Need Richard
Oh yeah we got Willy already
The ship
Russian woman

Sure
hmm
Yeah

I saw that
I know you bought that siv
Nice try
Hmmmm
My adorable child
Nothing ever happened
henpai with Sentai
Why is she wearing a belt on her head?
stop rubbing each other off
Gorgeous ngl
I rate this 10/10. It's perfect.
Not cow 0/10
Not A-moo-zing enough apparently
Brilliant
And she always said her sister is bigger and softer
What if I steal her from you
Man
Zuikaku is the best 
what makes you think i won't steal you back along with her
Youll be cheating against Bismarck
Quick call the other Bismarck lover
Maybe I want that
This was Bismarck idea
Her expression seems kinda sad...

Alright let me farm lads, cya later.
Don't farm OpSi and stay safe~
opsi farming.....
Please farm OpSi and kill more silens
sirens
Shut Honkai Impact 3rd guild leader. Your opinion is INVALID


But you don't even play Azur lane.....
richie with a hunting shotgun for some reason
FOOL!
Cya
It is charging you blind ahh
German main mentality
Ohright I'm blind
Sorry ass
My charger charging speed is between 1 year and the heat death of the universe
Suresure german brother
Unlike you I have money

WOAHHH
What…
hmm
holy shit
Why the hell is everything red
No matter where i go, the snail always hunt for my blood
because i love the colour
it's so pretty
did i mention my favourite gemstone is Garnet
Back to hangar you go
last man standing with a stock Mirage 2000 at 14.3
gun kill against Su-30SM2
Damn.
🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷
Arughhjh
Impressive.
I don't play aerial since the toilet edition doesn't have jets yet (I yearn for the tomcat) but that is very impressive.
i want to find the one who arranged this layout and flay them alive
Call the basement guy
Deserve it for playing French 
brother this fucking missile has a fucking pulse seeker
at 14.0
and they make you research through it
You just coping since the french got the Suirblinde
Shart up French
Or whatever it's called
Surblinde
Eits good tho isn't it?
no
Lmao
pulse seeker is the same type of seeker on the R-3R and AIM-9C
Yes
if you're confused
I cast Obuse de rupture on you
Stop suckin and start grinding
Before I force you to play the Ariete
meanwhile this bullshit has the most powerful seeker of any missile in game
Nope
The name is funny lmao
the entire reason the damn aircraft is 14.0 in the first place
Good luck on your grind
2k hours? Never again?
Even french politicians aren't that blatantly lying

Go download the toilet edition. Trust me :3
We have the KV-220
it's so bleak
I rather jump off the bridge
You realize that rivers has shit in it right? You know what else is shit? War Thunder
Sovetskaya Rossiya
A shit in river is still less shit than WT toilet
It's not over! Keep grinding! Sell your soul! Only war thunder can give you life! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Yeah but we live in SEA...
do it for her
🫃
Who is on boat 
Wait a minute
Minute waited, congratulations 🎉
Good luck hitting anything with her guns
🥀
@nova elm 
"how painful can it be anyways"

Who is yhat

hmm
Play reserve French boat tt
BWAHAHAHAHA
And you will feel the paine
"play reserve"
I’m onto you

Brother our earliest ship here are destroyers and submarines
You ain't getting PT boats oh no
Hi snow

Pt boat is cool tho
Hmmm
Wow I can’t believe you
It's cool irl
Not really in war thunder.
Except SKR 7
Hi sodak
It still haunting me to this day
Yeah not a big fan of Russian equipments
Is this your hero arc?
What you've played it?

this so true yugoslav bros
Dont disappointing me
Us
Me and gang
@sleek cape Us
time to sleep

good night all
Plain grass jelly is mixed in various kinds of desserts, such as ais kacang and cendol. It is also mixed with cold soy milk and served as a refreshing drink/dessert, a drink known as Michael Jackson in South-East Asia
Good night
Obey your master
Nighty night
I love her
good night, make sure the bed bugs bite
Why are you tagging me?
U can already tell why
I didn't do anything
Son that’s your alt
ah yes, daitaku helios
Whomst?
Oh look normal Passingboy
Passingboy
oh look, it's squirtingboy
Fun fact :
I'm actually selling those here... want some?
you sell michael jackson?
hmm
Can I have MJ too
oh yeah, i forgot, you're in the area
Idk what you're talking about

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Not really. MJ is more of the basketball guy rather than the funny smooth criminal man
that's...michael jordan
I mean the term MJ...
Suffrench
God you're so old
i have suffren
Word combo and puns from thin air

I'm still pissed observer is no.1
Syuffren
Loser can't speak wooooo
She has a magic dress that manages to stay up
Dededodo I cast you into goo!
She posted that gif too
she's so pretty

Can I have some of ya oil
Pretty please
Still dont understand how Ordainer lost to a goofy child ....
mmm
Goofy child? That's satan.
because ordainer looks too basic
For the tentacles think about it
Wierd satan girl Vs goofy girl since the start with more memes than the low taper fade
people want big mech parts
Hm right .... so lets vote for the kid instead
Idk man. I want the car
Holy
like, the second place arbiter actually looks good
Nu'uh
This one is perfect.

Tentacles? No thank you. I'd like my crab car
their actual splash art may not look good
Fair enough
I kinda like the empress ngl
Huh ?
The bottom one
I think you just like white and blue my guy
Empress and Lovers are cute
Literlly most of thrm have better design than fcking Observer xD
yeah no, jellyfish girl is not better looking
Butttt
Right ?? Empress is sooo majestic yet sooo dangerous
The tentacles
Ye tentacles .... the only thing JP fans actualöy care about
...... no
Oh yeah I forgot she exist...
lovers is a sea angel
What tf does she do btw?
We have lore ?
It does
at this point, she could do anything
You just have to put forth an effort to read it
Funny girl
Oh silly OpSi lover. The world is much deeper
fuck, i have 21575 oil
i can't get the weekly pack
MWHAHAHAHA
anyways Empress and Lovers are my 2 favourite Sirens
Teehee
Mine is Empress
I voted for empress
Majestic and Beautyful yet super dangerous
o no
Wait, is it time to vote for a siren now? 
I see boob , I down bad
Richie's trap card ||is just pregnancy||
Boom boom I want you in my room
No...
Oh
silly rabbit, azur lane is for kids
Buh....
that was over and done with dragon thingy
We want them royal cheeks
🚪 
we're being held at gunpoint
Nuh
So true bestie!!!!!!
PURITY!
PURITY!
PURITY!
Wait a sec that sounds vaguely racist...
i woke up this morning almost missing the garbage truck
hmm
Look at this civilized creator.

If i were holding anyone at gunpoint i would convert people to love "medium is premium"
Life being dictated by a meaningless truck 
Ayyy brothers from another fathers
Nyaw
when i woke up and brought my trash bag out the truck was at the collection point and the garbage man just finished
mother from another brother

they were getting back on the truck
Brother from another brother

Rush at them
yeah i did
BWHAHAHAHA
Man Milk: Made by Men, For Men, From Men

hmm
that was the last garbage run of the year
That's just Monster Energy drink
Oh wow
damn, monster energy is made out of men?
the next trash day would be on the 2nd of new year
wouldn't want to have trash in the house for new year
The spirit of mens

no no no

from man juice
Good human
You know, in the civilized land of Corruption Island. We just throw them out in the river
Free shipping and same-day delivery
Aka monkey islands
real men dispose of their "trash" in the bedroom with the lights dimmed
I told you monkey island is north of here. Femboylanders.
you fuck your trash?
No... Well some people do...
What
Wat da hell is north island Borneo?
yes.
puerto princessa
why dont deaf people just read the subtitle when talking with someone?
wait no

it's palawan
Youd be suprised. There's dinosaurs there
hmm
Palawan has actual people
Palawan is north of Sarawak
filipinos are actual people?
And what is the south island called Great Apes Islands ?
The Great Sinking Island or more famously, corruption island
I always thought filipinos were some shadow creatures
that only existed on the internet
Well to be fair. Manila is way better as a Corruption Island
apparently they're real people
Ohright the not-real island of Java
you learn something new everyday
🇵🇭 🇵🇭 🇵🇭
Bataannnnnnn
BATAAAN!!
Philipinos are actually real people hypnotized by the Chinese to think that they're a separate nation from them so the Chinese can mount the giant giga Shenzhen imported gigacannon from there to strike Seattle


Sometimes I wonder what you eats every day 
Drugs with a side of drugs.
Maybe too much of weed
Oh and sometimes, drugs with rice.
it just sounds sexier
YEAAH BABY
Kalimantan
KALIMANTAN
** BORNEO **
You wanna know what its literal name in Java?
also, brunei should get occupied by Sarawak
Brunei isn't real place yk
i wish it wasn't

you know about Hava?
we don't need more sultans
Hava Nagila Hava!
I play way too much Israeli tech tree fk
nah bro, it's Hava
Havana o-nana
only Hava bro
My heart is in Havana ohnana
Stop playing Israel already 
imagine if palawan was a malaysian island instead
Where is that???
Bruh Kalimantan 
yes, kalimantan
I'm converting people to say Kalimantan instead of Borneo here
Too far 
Help me bro
why not Mindanao
where is what
the superior name for the island
** Borneo **
Hava
Krung Thep
well, we don't need more ISIL
FUCJ YOUUUU
especially not in malaysia
TUXKKKK YU
malaysia already has PAS

You wanna know what Thailand means in Indonesian?
PAS is bad enough, but at least they're funny
Now write its full name
I think what
What is it
Bro knows the Filipino Terrorists
It longer
Srivijaya

Amon Rat anakosin...
Majapahit
Im thinking
Uh huh
Nope
Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

