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Fake dummy.
Essex best Dummy.

Alsace is just dummy thicc
My ebbex burned to death in 14-4
Well clearly you need 3 Essex
Do the math
1 Essex : burn to death
2 Essex : death
3 Essex : burning people to death

Too much math
I three-starred 14-1 and 2 hard
just waiting to finish Lex II's levels before I do 14-3 and 4
0 gray ghost
Another one
my planned 14-3 fleets
I moved Alsace from mobber to boss, given 14-3 and 4 are light and medium bosses
so gonna try Massena as mob flag
Murmmy
14-4, Alsace probably goes back to mobber
with NJ taking boss flag postition
Murm 
Drake
I thought Drake went extinct
Drake is a bamf on w14
she carried my original clears on 14 normal
Fair enough
her fast fire, self-heal, decent DPS and solid tanking
kinda perfect for 14
Interesting. I might take her out for a spin

I guess hms really dreaded im the front line department
give her a shot
this really is her use case
For a faction that has been known for battleships... Yeah. 
well, usually I have that frontline clearing trash mobs in front of heavy-armour bosses
with Lion
Eh, i only use her cus the faction have no other good frontline, and cheshy isnt require in w14, careful before invest into drake, she only good under all those scenario
I'm grinding useless Royal points for fun anyways. 
it nt useless if that road lead to Plymouth
Royal and Eagle are the only 'main' techpoints I've done lol
I already maxed out Plymouth 125 
:0 my dream TP distributions
those KMS and IJN ones are basically just from unintentionally pulling ships in build
and scrapping them immediately lol
oh that reminds me, I need to scrap Kashino finally
I only get them from leveling their UR and DRs lol
I don't even get their DRs, and I skip their UR events so unless they just show up in regular builds I'll never get them
this art is just so perfect as a wallpaper
kirov
Behold, the chat is full of lemons.
1 hour till new opsi stronghold
what are those ships?
I think what, Richie, Gascogne, Alsace... and I'm not sure what carrier that'd be offhand
bearn?
nah, Bearn's a mess
that's an actual carrier
Carriers with Torpedoes
Bois? Doesn't look like an independence class tho
could be a Joffre, or maybe Clemenceau/Foch
but I'd have to check the towers
Feet cold
hmm... it's nor tiered enough to be Joffre, and Foch's is chunkier
not Arromanches either
On second look
That might actually be Bearn
The tower bridge is kind fat looking doesn't it? I remember bearn being really fat for a tower
Bearn has a smoother side
A better angle
The island and antennas match though
It could've been covered by the railings
I'll give it one thing, the tower is blocky enough to be Bearn
but the rest of the side is weird
I think it's Bearn because it's fat 

Bulge for the island and the gun
You can komda see the grids below the island too
maybe Bearn with a couple upgrades?
i think it bearn cus small lol
Most likely
well, that's something I might look more at tomorrow then
gotta call it a night
yay monday... yay...
goodnight
The antennas, the fat funnel, the Minecraft looking observation decks.
Fat Bearn possible
Gn pumpkin

da plen
Plane goes whoosh whoosh whoosh
Prinz Heinrich
For a German ship... She kinda looks beautiful...
Huh. Never thought I'd say that.
And Emden twin
Lmao cant imagine i lost 280 cubes for long years ago but not take Emden
I still not have emden for now 
good luck getting her in the perma pool lol
If you want to get it now, you can. Just goodluck on wasting cubes again
or wait for scamming well
Aint scamming well next update?
no
Sad
I think, wait for new year event, where we claim the ship tickets or something
who still need the well
Me....
for who
Unironically... Several SRs
not me
is formi ever free in invitation?
I think game should make the pity (choose one) for collab event
Formi was free last invitation but I took illust
I lost 600-700 cube for origami
Sad
i need lepzig but she isnt in scamming well o i'm kinda cooked
You lost how many...?
They create pity for URs
And after 2 year they enter permanent pool
But collab event....
Emotional damage
there are ppl dont play this for 2 years
Go become an employee 
me me me
Oldie
๐ซ
But i have 8000 cubes 
That's... That's 400x the amount that I have....

I'm out of coin 3 time before get origami
you have half an ur pity lol
So wait...
600 wisdom cubes lost
Soo 1200x600 would be 720.000 coins...
holy
1500 coin a pull
Losing 3 times would mean รท3... So per pull session you spend around 240.000 coins
Oh shi yeah I forgot this was event
Yeah, or more
I'm farming at 14-1
900.000 coins overall
300.000 per pulling session
pls be farming maps not gem coins
Your prayers have been answered
That the reason why i think we need pity system for collab charater
Just waste my time and cubes for no thing
Basically, Pity system for URs is useless, we can get them next few year
Post sleeping botes in the dorm
I seem to remember an old website that allowed you to generate a "skill image". You input the skill name, choose the color (type) of skill, write the skill description, choose skill icon and it would automatically create one
Now I can't find it
Shout out to michael tsarouhas guys 
Does anyone still have that site?
Or was there never one, and I'm just high?
I swear there used to be one
Was it an ai thing or
No, it was never AI
It was from before AI got really popular from memory
It was basically a skill template
All you could change were these three places. The skill icon had to be chosen from existing icons (color was changeable)
Ohhhh okay then
Why is kear aloneโฆโฆ. :(
She is more comf in her own bed
I decided it would be best for the 2 closest to the cleveland class to share a bed
cleve muse and meta
they all look adorable sleeping
Especially Hood herself.
No, i want the chat flooded with cuteness
Akagi's greatest fear:
who do you think had the best skin this event? prinz,yorktown,lexington?
Can i have the lastest version download link please?
Appstore in my region doesnt have azur lane
try apkpure
The horniest one
Mecklenburg 
1.6GB to download Agir's ASSETS
fat
Can't cook confirmed?
manjuu, lazy? never
Come here I'm not afraid
End of the year but still poor
Download the APKPure app
no
mamamia the hot weather casually killing me
who tf
Uhh
I swear every time I look in here theres some weird unhinged shit

Honestly I'm kinda speechless
HOW DOES MY IRON BLOOD CURSE MANAGED TO SNEAK IN INTO A AMERICAN EVENT
wait bro's an insane lurker 
@modern yoke go touch grass when
yeah Columbia is pretty hot
mino more like watermelon
Agreed
psi more like pressure per square inch
But you don't know him so block
Psi more like pepsi
last messages from 2020 
im oathing you
Who
that guy over there
full yuri way
shut up meeno
where
there behind that big rock with wheels
Before I slap you
The person name "you" be like:
Images you can hear

are there tsunderes in the game
whats better this or blue archive
didn't u say u play blue archive
I gonna get killed for saying this but.
blue archives is full of loli
bro what
hell nah son keep me away ๐
hm
wait why would u get killed for saying that
Some people would get angry over it 
wtf bro ๐ญ
Lmao I remember that one time I somehow bait some guy over wsbk match without doing anything
On other server
It Indeed is 
BA has more gameplay mechanics
AL is just a dress/date sim
yo idgaf bout no more gameplay man keep me outta ba shit ๐
Yooo Viruu, been a while 



you really have nothing better to do than troll random discord servers
get better hobbies
How are you doing?
me when words have different meaning than the stuff that i want
Just woke up from my Siesta
You dont reset your time off every year?
linkin do u still play this or did u delete
this game intro keeps jumpscaring me ๐
still play but not focusing on it much
Seems normal if you have Classes on College and my ass doing part time jobs if possible

Stfu

hello guys ๐ค
Hello dude
The fuck
Get a new job, burn all the time off, get another job
Just wanted some spare money so that I won't rely on meh parents
How do people know about my blue hair gooning 
@untold crater should I click your github link idiot?

Goon, grunt
Right that kind

But now I know you have blue hair fetish

Thats always fair, after college get a big paying job for gacha girls 
If one ever manages to get into college
oh my fucking god is it john endfield
That is
Like what a Single man with Priorities (literally me
)
yo ๐ค
wsg
chilling, u?
Imagine going to college, can't be me
๐ฌ (
)
finished watching k-pop demon hunters after I was fucking forced into the crust of the earth
College is overrated, just go work in water. Infinite job security
kpop demon hunters
The company cant fail, what are people going to do stop buying water?
generic ass plot honestly
Well, people here actually value college degrees
called the entire thing and then still watched
Because well, almost nobody gets degrees
kpop is fire bro
It should be everyones priority.
Either it's an informal business that never gets registered or taco stand on the mornings along maybe a tortilleria
Idk where you are but it sounds like Mexico, and if it is a lot of my cousins got their degrees and left instantly lol
I mean, it's understandable considering it's Mexico, no need to explain further on completely overtalked stuff
shit i forgot how to

not bad but not so energy inducing either
i relaunched
That's because that's literally the easiest and best way to do it
Staying in Mexico and working well paid can actually endanger you
u only listen to rock?
But I have a family, sheesh
no, almost everything
And I need free medicine.
except kpop
exactly might as well throw some kpop in the liked playlist
Ya, not to mention well paying jobs in other countries pay terrible in mexico
I've been forced to watch the film and listen to the songs and they aren't half bad either but yeah not being half bad doesn't mean good
I fuckinh love hardstyle
u gotta listen to what tiktok is listening too
those are the only good kpop songs ik
I'm not on fucking tiktok
Just be the person that sells frozen chocolate covered bananas out of their house 
I swear they make bank
Somehow
i stopped talkinh about that shit like 7 or 8 messages ago
now he's telling me to add k-pop to my interests but I'm denying
kpoop
Yeah, selling food and lunchs is a sure way to get rich fast 
Im not sure if youre serious or not lol. One of my distant cousins owns a tiny store in Puerto Vallarta and seems to do well though
yo ๐ค
gurt
Hi i forgot bout this game, does mailed oil get lost when i already reach softcap?
Well, a bit serious, that was kind of a sibling's side hustle
It goes to a special storage now
If you make good food you can make good money
While working three jobs
Oh shit
Yeah, I heard it was basically only one free day
agree with my whole heart
wowwwwwwwwwww i just knew! when did this even exist?
Work's over? Work at home, all the children come to work and finish it
About a year ago? Don't quite remember. You can withdraw it whenever you want
i thought this message was sarcasm at first...
Even my aunt was like selling ribbons and other girly accessories
yeah it's called mail storage
Though I never knew if she ever sold well
and it can also redeem beyond softcap
What about the guys that sell gas? I bet they make good money
crazy feature, good to know. i just redownloaded AL recently that's why i dunno a lot of stuffs
as soon as u said that i rolled my 4th
bro whar the fuck
- volga wow
Like, gas for your house I mean
cause theyre hard to get
elites are harder to get
i only roll for specific ships when theres a wishing well
i never rolled on a wishing well
well if I get dupes of the banner SSR I limitbreak
if I get dupes of a less useful one I rather like to get 10 medals for that
fat fuck
ong ๐ญ
guys do we have more skins with special touch on the buttocks? can i have a list of em

let me see
how many ships you have in your dock right now
266

i got somewhere around 240
crazy u cant special touch her ass
how long have u been playing for
it's a dynamic skin vro
almost 2 years
wow
this one
bro probably got all the banner URs
nah i think i started in september
too few skins have ass special touch, im fuming. this is one of the very few
i lost my old account
aren't the earlier ones just permanent
September this year?
yeah let me check
Bro what the actual fuck 
Lv100+
I'm a returning veteran... played first on idk 2018?
i forgot man
i've been on CH 13 for 3 years i just wont play campaign too lazy
theres pola's skin
and nicholas
so pola, drake, strASSbourg, mmmhmm need more
nicholass
nicholas' skin looks so weird
sexington
chao hao
so we have
pola, drake, strASSbourg, chao ho (butt special)
do we have any NJ skin with butt special
st louis
we cake posting?
you can litterally slap her ass in the l2d
Why did I get an SR for free?
even leaves a red hand mark
ah yes i have this, can spread her cheeks
Idk
Her race queen skin is literally an ass grabbing simulator
because you completed the newbie 7 day login session
LETS GOOO BDSM
And the reward is a free SR? Just like that?
updated list:
pola, drake, strASSbourg, chao ho, nj swim, otto (butt special)
That SR is trash
Be happy this is your first SR
yh and she's bad as hell
Yes it fucking is
Almost certainly
nah i used her when i was starting out and didnt notice
Actually my third LoL
Now u can buy her skin with the Veiny titties
you only notice how bad a ship is when u finish early game
Looks good 
Eugen is bad but her recent skin is amazing
She got powercrept or what?
yeah and I finished early game so what's your point
Because it's agir
all ships r usable
idk i wasnt around in 2018
Would x10
theres a tier list u can check
Yes to the core
but they havent updated it often thi syear
List for what
Fk the tier lists
Tierlist on how good ships are?
yeah
Awesome
has all the equipment for every ship listed
Is there a link or sum?
agir tranquilized eugen and trim her horns to cosplay as her
i forgot u can bend her over, i still dunno about these l2d specials
Thank youuu!!! : )))
Because it's made by the same artist
That explains the quality
remember dis
What about her l2d+ skin
Not even her worst skin somehow
Might be the best eugen skin
you get her for free these days
level progression ig
You get it from the 7 days newbie login
Tho did the tierlist get updated with cowpens? I don't see her
ah
nah tierlist is out of date
it's been a while I forgor
i tried asking why and they crashed out on me
wish i could make it without the ui stuff xD
Makes sense
i probably remember because I'm kind of a newbie too 
only played for almost 2 years
same 
whar
2 years already
when did you start
Just get unicorn and retrofit her
don't mention unic*rn
Why do you all hate Avrora ๐ญ
What's a retrofit?
November of 2023
better dead than red
Itโs like a upgrade of a ship making it another tier
If a ship is purple you can make it gold
Me? Feb 2024
if a ship is grey you can make her blue
if a ship is gold you can make her woke
You can use her
๐ฅ
Then use cow
no fuck unicorn
They say Shakespeare is dead, but I think he revived to write this
i hate unicorn because she's fucking good

and shes a loli

Oh hey , same
๐ค
Is that ZZZ I see?
Yes
boobs
Please help her ๐ข
yo ๐ค
Enterprise 3rd Lmao 

Chesire nr 1 for me
I haven't voted yet at all i think
akagi is too high up
she was 3rd at the start
all her skins suck

should i build her?
She has a ur retrofit, i don't have it so idk if it is good, but you could
Plus i don't even know what is meta nowadays anyways
her retrofit makes her very good, but the item for her retrofit does not rerun until near late 2026
Eldridge or Essex?
Essex
Were you playing when they gave Essex item?
Speaking of eldridge, how do you even get her? I have her ur item, juet not the ship itself
Oh yeah, it will take a time for her Retrofit rerun to return.
Exercise shop
sometimes she appears for 20k in the merit shop
Ah.. pvp 
20k pts does not take long to get
2 days 2025/12/31 Group B will over.
2026/1/1 Special Vote II Coming Soon!!
you might get that amount before she appears in the shop
Tbf, i don't play azur lane anymore, so eh, why am i complaining xd
Then why you asking
If you donโt play
๐ฆง

Tf
no
i just started play the game like 2 months ago?
it should come back around September 2026
You can build her if u like the ship or have her skin and want to see it in battle
Essex is still good nontheless.
Essex item for her retro
okay
the Kelp, hello
You can build any ship u want
thanks for the help
the Help, hello
hi help
and the john, hello
if the ship is not Biscuit , i wont build unless that ship is good
Oh no bro

least obsessive bisko fan

Game is ass I couldnโt imagine myself building ships I donโt like just because they are โbetterโ than others
Way to make me uninstall the game
Still praying for an Ooshio augment/ retrofit.๐

bristol augment
Does Coop have an augment?
CLEVE META DROP ALREADY!!!!!
What you at
61.5k pts
Bruv
I am still collecting hvar prints
but still man, this is just....
checks dockspace
alright time to use x2 book
โฆ
rip morale
I'm tired
True
imagine being tired of being tired
Go drink some coffee so you wish you could go to sleep.
I just road over an hour down the coast to play AL at the beach
Terrible photo but water
pay for your sins of having gacha luck

I'm at like 70 something pulls and i got 7 Lexington 2 so far
Thaz almost as crazy as the time I built 4 Kiis before getting Shinano 3 builds before pity.
Riche

damn lucky
but is it even good if you get it in mass amount
could it be that yostar is just giving away the ship to me because it's trash
its pretty good cos it means u can max lb her for free
luck stat
yea I've heard from people that it works well with york2 and lion
it gives time stop if I use york2 with her
Well they both buff eachother since theyโre both Essex
Imagine if I use essex 
I'm not doing a 3cv fleet
essex all confused at having big little sisters
still no because no retrofit
๐
sarachi
sara doesn't get a type 2
sara is THE face of azur lane
Who said anything about a type 2
essexkai lexi2 and lion
app icon everywhere except global
if you want to get the essex buffs, sara no work
does sara 2 even exist irl
Lexi still buffs Sara at least
there is a forrestal class sara, but we're not getting that one
sara being the first supercarrier in the game would be wild
And give her no extra height for funnies
nah they'll probably inflate her chest size ๐
And make her a mommy again
Definitely.
Essex is great
Very great
Some say even the greatest
yes I fucking know

Do it faster 
hello monkey
Stfu
Rodrigo
shots fired
watch your tone around rodrigo man
Wait no idc but do you like kpop
u dont want to get me mad
I just wanna know man
Will the high efficiency combat plan boost the event token rewards or nah
yh i like kpop and i looooove u broski ๐ป
Stfu
My brother in Christ who even are you ๐ญ
True
Stfu
Question still stands btw
Get oil from the mail
Uh huh.
Okay
@lucid python slide a friend request
y u being weird
not accepting dms or friend requests
Iโm hacking
ur not nonchalant man
just farm 2nd stage 3rd boss in hard
who r u hacking
Call of duty
not worth the plan boost too much oil
wait i got a tool for u
Hm?

์๊ฒ ์ด ๋ฐ๋ณด์ผ
too much shitpost too, @burnt idol stay in alert this idiots might start spam fucking memes soon
wow
Tf is this
Dude arenโt you that weirdo that gets on every AL live stream talking about that your ships are your wifeโs irl
yes because I know no one of you and this red pfp idiot has been annoying since the first second I saw him
so stfu
AMO A BETA AMO A BETA
woah woah woah
I mean
do whatever?
the f word is a bad word bro
if you want to lie
this is a family friendly server
everyone gotta chill bro ๐ฆ
Donโt worry about him he legit perma chats every new event about how he wants to marry ships irl

we gotta relax guys
Thereโs nothing to relax this npc is the one that came to us calling us idiots
welp we got new trolls
Like u see whatโs this guy is typing?
He canโt have a normal convo
christians turn the other cheek
tf is even going on bro ๐
ur shitposting
Bro just go back to your Spanish server
and apparently its not allowed
@cyan idol Here xd
damn, the old GUI
Notice how everyone was having normal combos and this pit guy joined
ybg dong
OH MY GOD ITS NAGATO
ybg
it looked so weird tbh
HOWWWW

Hm?
im not calling u ybg
it stand for some
The old fleet design looks better than now wtf
@misty socket did u use oil
but like Nagato is a really old unit you can get it in shop if I'm not wrong
yup
it's a shop unit now
who are these people 
A blast from the past
trolls spamming meme gifs which usually would get muted
but mods are off rn
Where is the young black and rich don
Again ? What is this npc on about
Lmao
CHISA
gifted and rich same shit
CHISAAAAAAA
when did we get so many children in this server?
no idea
but considering the name of one of them yeah 
Who the fuck is this
slide me a friend request ๐
haaaaaaah
deez nuts
ur not nonchalant
tf is even 67
67 on a merry rizzmas
67 on a merry rizzmas
67 on a merry rizzmas
Skibidi new yeeaaar

what
watch out this guy is shitposting
ban his ass
I need to figure out who is spamming gifs like this npc parasocial discord guy is talking abt
You activated my trap card
u got me
Actually what the hell is happening rn
im drinking soda and eating pizza
I sleep
I awake
each of the kind TB Endings sounds like hard for me
Potato pizza?
Nothing is just you sending dumb photos
Help <@&472236072743600148>
im drinking soda and eating pizza
This dude plays TB?
I want the Kind TB
Uhh...?
Oops
brochacho 
yes, and now you need to do that X2 because we got 2 of them, I think we are getting a 3rd one now even
lmao
He/him yea checks out, calling mods for 0 reason, just wasting resources like Karenโs calling for cops on airports.
im crying
For legal purposes: I just went online, I do not partake in whatever was happening earlier. I am eating spaghetti with Bolognese

Again nothing happened

I'm friendly fire.
I've back read the chat at least three times
what the actual fuck is even going on
watch out mods are about to slime you out
And I'm still confused
tf ๐๐
Hi Ender
Firstly
Nothing is happening is just people posting gifs and photos
wasn't in the rules to not send memes I remember pin banning a dude for spam meme gifs
tcw mentioned
Hell yeah.
Alright who's spamming shit memes here?
Wtf happened here while I was gone
who was spamming
stop spamming
and when you point them out they start trolling and shit
just do what pin would
So no spamming of random GIFs
I will check the 2nd one but
I see that one has nothing worth of my grind, the Kind TB is the only TB that worth my grind for obvious reasons that Peppy TB does not have
azur lane 2gb era not getting pass 10gb higher :((

Pit you need to log off discord man pls, thereโs a life outside of discord broโฆ
Discord is not the real world and the mods arenโt your local police department.
Save me mods
Oh no I'm downloading it rn. It's deff above 10. (This is literally the baseline version.)
Man pit
watch out he has a blue archive pfp
Someone really hates you
๐ฏ
considering I just asked you to stfu and stop spamming trash in the server?
shiii ๐ฅถ
Pit
I havenโt sent a single photo
What Iโm spamming
๐
You're getting muted
๐๐
what if its images not gifs
this guy
Bruv
๐๐
Hey I'm pfp my favorite character insurgent from insurgency 2014. 
Wait until it becomes 30gb
no gifs bro ๐ญ
Any spam








had to build 200 times and got no lexington