al-general

[icy herald]

^^^^
That’s what I mean, we will have EOS’d by the time this even gets considered

[dark solstice]

Doesnt it have missile batteries and laser weapons to defend itself ?

[royal sigil]

this the first thing i see
that was fast

[alpine ember]

i mean .... at some point Manjuu has to go the Modern Warships line anyway since ... well ... there will be a point in AL were we dont have any ships from WW2/Cold War left xD

[icy herald]

it does, but even then, its still a pretty big target. That’s why it sounds like it’s filling a gap in shore-bombardment capability that the navy hasn’t have since the 1990s.

[wanton pelican]

There was art for this thing drawn on day one

[sweet frigate]

Como hago para recuperar mi cuenta vinculada a facebook

[royal sigil]

they are very fast then

[sweet frigate]

How do I recover my Facebook account?

[wanton pelican]

En el comienzo del juego en la mano izquierda puedes meterte a tu a cuenta usando Facebook

[dark solstice]

If the laser is as good as what's in DCS it would be fire seen the Royal navies frigate use one and man it shreds anything and I do realize games are different than reality

Apart from AL it's all real

[dark solstice]

Type in your email address and claim you forgot password ?

Oh for AL oops

[sinful vapor]

I hope the most modern AL can get is releasing USS Enterprise CVN-65

[untold crater]

thank you for fighting rommel in north africa

[icy herald]

yeah, it’s definitely cool, but it does have its place in the Navy’s hierarchy of ships.

it’s better than a Burke-class doing all the heavy lifting, that’s for sure.

What im more excited for is my girl CV-80 to finally launch sometime soon. Enterprise is back, baby LETS GOOOOOOO

[solar bronze]

If they really wanted to, they would have WW2/Cold War ship for a looong while.
The Fletcher-class alone are over 170 ships

[wanton pelican]

Just retrofit enty to that

[sinful vapor]

thing she is her own class so it would be like Enterprise 2

[dark solstice]

If I was there I would be marched round back and shot for not following orders

Desert war was a Fustercluck on both German and British sides

Rommel getting stuck behind enemy lines and within a few metres of British troops was a lucky one, British generals not believing the troops that they saw tanks and the Americans unknowingly leaking plans

[lusty marsh]

I was the Mediterranean Sea when it happened

[untold crater]

i was derrick rose when it happened

[sinful vapor]

Lane

[lusty marsh]

NOOOOO

[dark solstice]

No time for swimming man 😔

[lusty marsh]

ts was the saddest moment for bulls fans im not gonna lie

[lusty marsh]

Hey john

[lusty marsh]

yeah it sucked

[untold crater]

no supply, sas raiding your limited air cover

[lusty marsh]

sounds like a typical germany hoi4 run

[glacial valve]

first time?

[dark solstice]

Rommel was one of the few people that you could have swore was working for the British tho

[sweet frigate]

Yo ya eh jugado azur lane deje de jugarlo por ciertos motivos, estuve ausente 6 años y ahora que vuelvo me encuentro con que me pide confirmación de correo electrónico y de ahí me manda un codigo de confirmación pero yo tengo el correo electrónico.

[lusty marsh]

hey wait a minute

[dark solstice]

Man wanted to push and push and to hell with logistics

[untold crater]

w game

[untold crater]

strike while the iron is hot

[lusty marsh]

strike while the iron is blood

[glacial valve]

español!!!

[lusty marsh]

wait a minute....

[dark solstice]

They did capture the only competent general back then tho

[glacial valve]

Si es tu primera vez solo pon tu mail y presiona en que te manden un codigo

[sweet frigate]

I quit in 2019 and now I want to play again and he comes up with this.

[untold crater]

https://tenor.com/view/so-funny-gif-gif-26306667

[lusty marsh]

and who was it

[obtuse crystal]

Strike while the Witch has Iron in her Blood

[glacial valve]

eso del mail es por nuevo de yostar para vincular, tu solo pon el mail y pone que te manden un codigo, lo pegas abajo y listo

[dark solstice]

General Richard O'Connor the only one that seemed to do anything useful

[obtuse crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[wanton pelican]

Eso de el email es algo que agregaron muy reciente, de lo que me acuerdo solo pon tu email que quieres usar y pon el codigo y ya

[untold crater]

montgomery is overrated

[sweet frigate]

Yo jugaba desde la colaboración de hololive hasta la colaboración de senran kagura

[obtuse crystal]

He was autistic

[glacial valve]

tu tranqui

[dark solstice]

I would say under in some ways he didn't wanna throw away lives after a bad experience himself in ww1

[glacial valve]

y yo no me acuerdo si llevo desde 2018 o 2019

[sweet frigate]

Lo aria si no fuera que mi cuenta de facebook no tiene email.

[wanton pelican]

Yo llevo desde el 2018

[dark solstice]

I haven't logged in I forgot

[lusty marsh]

you know whos overrated

[glacial valve]

no es necesario!!!!

[untold crater]

no problem throwing away all his paratroopers over the netherlands

[lusty marsh]

manstein

[wanton pelican]

No importa

[untold crater]

SGA

wait okc is playing rn

[wanton pelican]

Es otra forma de seguridad por si no tienes acceso a tu Facebook o twitter se puede usar tu email

[dark solstice]

Blame the paratrooper head honcho browning

[lusty marsh]

im not watching their game at 4:30 am bruh

[glacial valve]

@sweet frigate MEW
Tu solo pon TU mail y presiona en que te manden el codigo a tu mail. lo pegas y lo aceptas, y tal vez te manden a una pagina que te muestre tu UID de Yostar, despues inicias con Facebook

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-gif-5241042886789454910

[untold crater]

y r u not sleeping brodie

[dark solstice]

Sleep now watch at 4.30

[lusty marsh]

I just woke up lol

[meager marsh]

aaaaaaaa the mods are talking in a language other than English aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

[sinful vapor]

[wanton pelican]

Solo as ese proceso con tu email y luego te puedes meterte con tu Facebook y ya

[modern dew]

yo soy un sandwicho

hakagi

[sinful vapor]

glad that other language I am seeing I can somewhat comprehend

[lusty marsh]

English is a language that makes everyone feel dumb in

[dark solstice]

What language is it ? Too lazy to translate on the old Google to see

[wanton pelican]

MRI

[lusty marsh]

[wanton pelican]

French

[untold crater]

must be german

[dark solstice]

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[sinful vapor]

I mean I was born to Spanish parents

[lusty marsh]

John lore

[glacial valve]

los hispanohablantes estamos dandole una embolia a los demas

[solar bronze]

Pues entonces me añado tambien yo

[untold crater]

erm.. rule britannia

[plucky hound]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-azur-lane-essex-azur-lane-essex-kinemaster-azur-lane-meme-gif-8296104960971976154

[untold crater]

sun never sets on the british empire

[modern dew]

how

[meager marsh]

Can you translate everything in chat for me please

[glacial valve]

yo sigo pensando cuando empecé a jugar al Azur

2018 o 2019?

[sinful vapor]

Cuba

[modern dew]

vosotros

[dark solstice]

Don't even go there I could rant about the current government and get banned

[untold crater]

thrown in jail too 🤣

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cube-cat-gif-18980868

[dark solstice]

Not so much here tbf

[meager marsh]

You see. There are people who can be born to parents that aren’t English speaking. Or aren’t American. Or anything like that. Fascinating I know

[meager marsh]

[modern dew]

HOW

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

i dont believe you

[wanton pelican]

When 2 people love each other very much

They go

[modern dew]

they explode

[meager marsh]

Do I have to give you the birds and the bees talk along with a geography lesson

[wanton pelican]

And then after 9 months

[modern dew]

birds and the bees have been in a brutal war for the past 200 years..

[untold crater]

u dont live in the uk?

[wanton pelican]

[lament palm]

Why did a fox and a cat give birth to a human baby?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-down-notes-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-taking-a-note-jotting-it-down-gif-6284172808372195326

ohh

i get it

[sharp swan]

Do all new ships now have post oath lines?

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/office-doro-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gif-10718979413983016388

[modern dew]

so when people love eachother very much they have a twerk off

[wanton pelican]

It just happens sometimes

[dark solstice]

I do but they kinda leave us alone because when they get involved it starts trouble

[lament palm]

All except the Metas

[glacial valve]

I don't remember when I started at Azur Lane!!!

[meager marsh]

How do you know this and not everything else

[sinful vapor]

Pretty much facebook nonsense

[modern dew]

don't worry about it

[meager marsh]

Ouh. Okay then

[sharp swan]

Marrying metas is so odd to me lol

[untold crater]

do u have any idea how little that narrows it down 😭

[lament palm]

Usually, I would agree

[meager marsh]

I am worried. I’m very worried actually

[wanton pelican]

We are sharing mínion memes

[lament palm]

Unfortunately, Nagato meta exists

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-forehead-meme-forehead-kiss-taeilbarbie-buff-man-forehead-kiss-buff-man-gif-10485865080512958570

its gonna be okay

[meager marsh]

What!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!! In my azur lane general!??????!!!!

[meager marsh]

no….. it’s never okay….

[lament palm]

Minion memes would legit be funnier than AL memes

[modern dew]

true

[meager marsh]

True

[modern dew]

Lorenz has 1 breast btw

[glacial valve]

I am of German and Spanish descent.

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-cindy-lou-who-cinderella-heretic-gif-13489281646803982238

[untold crater]

r u an aryan

[lament palm]

True

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cen0-meme-sfm-tf2-heavy-gif-3229513090523775859

XD

[modern dew]

i AGREE

[sharp swan]

She is definitely different

[dark solstice]

Welp they mostly pulled all the military bases out after a little disagreement by my brothers and sisters from the other side 😀

[modern dew]

but sometimes im a crocodile

[sharp swan]

To say the least

[modern dew]

yknowatamsayin

[wanton pelican]

@sweet frigate si pudiste?

[solar bronze]

One of the best pranks the devs slipped into this game

[untold crater]

how could an irish person support the uk

😠

[wanton pelican]

I got sandy once from these

[dark solstice]

Why not

[meager marsh]

wasooaowowaowowww good for you I think

[dark solstice]

Actually not the place to go there at

[modern dew]

yo quiero bon esponga

[sinful vapor]

If I go further back, my roots obviously goes back to Spain, but on my mother side at some point made contact with Portugal.

[modern dew]

bob

yknowatamsayin

[untold crater]

after all of the songs they put out

[modern dew]

your roots? what are you a tree

[wanton pelican]

Eww John speaks vosotros

[modern dew]

THIS GUY IS A TREE OF SOME SORT

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/relax-groot-dance-moves-gif-13450156

[meager marsh]

I think I only got the gold ship commission one time….. I’ve gotten more gem commissions than those commissions

[wanton pelican]

[trim gyro]

making contact with portugal is a bad idea, before you know it you have missionaries everywhere

[meager marsh]

And I’ve also gotten more gems from the gem commissions than the shipgirl ones

[lament palm]

Vosotros sois

[untold crater]

when we go on night patrol, we hold eachothers hands!
we are the british army, and were here to take your land!

[modern dew]

she vosotros on my nosotros till i tros

[sinful vapor]

viva la terra

[dark solstice]

I am half scootish

[sinful vapor]

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/españa-castilla-imperio-español-gif-12426205

[modern dew]

im 90 percent bosnian and 70 percent Uruguayan

[meager marsh]

I have no clue where my roots go back to. Besides from Türkiye

[glacial valve]

Uruguayan!!!!!????

[untold crater]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[modern dew]

sometimes

im spanish

[meager marsh]

I’m scared

[modern dew]

and then estonian

[weak parrot]

Penis roots

[glacial valve]

@wanton pelican yo creo que arranque en septiembre del 2018

[alpine ember]

u are turkish ? ...

[modern dew]

verdad?

[wanton pelican]

Si tienes las fotos de él aniversario te dice

[modern dew]

yo soy soy sauce

[glacial valve]

que inicio por Eugen y tuve suerte por que agarre evento de login de 7 dias y la daban

[glacial valve]

nunca le tome fotos

[meager marsh]

Yeah

[glacial valve]

pero mis recuerdos de la secundaria lo habalan

[modern dew]

i wish Spaniards were real

[meager marsh]

I think me saying that makes it obvious enough lol

[lament palm]

I don't, that's scary

[alpine ember]

nice .... me too xD

[modern dew]

true

[glacial valve]

uruguayo entonces?

[meager marsh]

wowwwww

[modern dew]

uh yea me too

[sinful vapor]

Sadly I barely ever write in Spanish, so I am extremely rusty. Now I can still read to an extent and speak it somewhat fluently and understand a bit....but get technical with me in words and it will fly over my head.

[alpine ember]

but from turkey turkish or u live somewhere else ?

[glacial valve]

seguis en uruguay asi te voy a dar un sape?

[weak parrot]

Clearly Turkish Cypriot

[glacial valve]

xd

[weak parrot]

[glacial valve]

[alpine ember]

same for me and turkish .... i live in germany and 4/5 of my family also speaks german even at home xD so my turkish is rusty since i only talk turkish with my mom

[modern dew]

well well well

[meager vine]

I give 100% on monday then wait for the weekend

[weak parrot]

Anyway, when will my dreams of British Anatolia come true?

[dark solstice]

Hollywood taught me the only difference is accent

[meager marsh]

I don’t live in Turkey since my parents moved somewhere else when I was, like, 6 months old or something. But I have gone back to Turkey a few times on vacations (literally the only place I’ve travelled to in the world and that was as a kid LMAO)

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[glacial valve]

i remember this

[modern dew]

hi

[alpine ember]

ahh ok so same as me xD^^

[meager vine]

[modern dew]

looks like im the only one from atlantis

[dark solstice]

Where the hell is Atlantis atm tell us

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-peppa-pig-dance-gif-11660008007382157779

[modern dew]

over there

im pointing at it

[glacial valve]

creo que si soy mas viejo

[modern dew]

it should be in SPANISH

[dark solstice]

Okay brb going outside, might be a bit dark out to see

[modern dew]

vosotros curse upon ye

[gaunt apex]

today is a good day i finally got Roon

[meager marsh]

wowowowow

[wanton pelican]

Rip

[alpine ember]

oh u pure soul....

[alpine ember]

Roon will absolutely eat u alive

[gaunt apex]

Prinz Eugen will protect me dw

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/spittin-bars-bunny-rabbit-chew-gif-14127130877349883650

[wanton pelican]

So John you are able to understand what I type?

[modern dew]

my name is also john

[dark solstice]

I need help, can't stop changing character

[modern dew]

and yes

[sinful vapor]

I have to read it aloud to get it

[alpine ember]

be happy this game aint power based on lore xDDD Roon would have beat the shit out of u guys real fast

[tight goblet]

hmm

hi hi

[lament palm]

The way Roon twitches even after you finally manage to knock her out cold is legit so hot

[sinful vapor]

cause if I try to purely read it I will have a harder time comprehending

[lament palm]

Doom Slayer kinda thing

[tight goblet]

umm

[modern dew]

huh

[gaunt apex]

Nahhh my Lore accurate German will convince her

[tight goblet]

very intresting

[lament palm]

She does that in one event

[meager marsh]

Me when I have to read Turkish why couldnt I just know this shit out of the womb brah. Why couldnt I language properly as soon as I became a fetus

Not fair….

[gaunt apex]

i can handle waifus just fine

[lament palm]

Dealing with her is scary if you're an enemy

[wanton pelican]

Que porcentaje de esto crees que tú puedes entender? Y psi tú no hablas español lol y no eres john pero puedes intentarlo también por si quieres, no te voy a parar

[gaunt apex]

better than 3D humans

[modern dew]

kakagi is speaking turkish rn

unbelievable

[alpine ember]

i mean ... its roon ... lorewise this girl prob wont go down for an entire week xD

[sinful vapor]

about 15%

[alpine ember]

huh

[meager marsh]

I hate to inform you of this…….

[modern dew]

yo entiendo todo

gave up on Spanish cause my ass never used it

[lament palm]

Fujimaru no entiende

[modern dew]

[wanton pelican]

lol

[meager marsh]

of course your ass wouldn’t use a language. That’s not what asses do

[sinful vapor]

sadly I have to use it at work

[modern dew]

well my ASS speaks pig Latin

[sinful vapor]

cause I live in south Florida

[shut crane]

god I don't like this emoji

[modern dew]

im sorry to hear that

[meager marsh]

Can your ass stop doing that

[modern dew]

do you need a hug

[modern dew]

no

[meager marsh]

Why not

[shut crane]

I dare say I even hate it

[sinful vapor]

no I need longer vacation time

[lament palm]

Most people online would disagree

[modern dew]

because im a Hamburger

[wanton pelican]

Lmao

[meager marsh]

Most people online are STUPID!!!!

[meager marsh]

I don’t understand…..

[modern dew]

me too

[sharp swan]

Run from Roon

[untold crater]

like who

[meager marsh]

You

[shut crane]

nyaa

[meager marsh]

[untold crater]

watch your tone buddy

[sharp swan]

BEAUTIFUL

[meager vine]

most people offline also

[meager marsh]

It’s okay because I’m also stupid

[sinful vapor]

here have some high quality burger

[meager marsh]

I get to call people stupid as someone stupid

[gaunt apex]

Release the kitten

[meager marsh]

I dunno. She doesn’t look yummy or edible

[alpine ember]

u cant outrun roon ... roon is eternal and omnipresent \o/

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is a beautiful eternally happy creature

[untold crater]

hello eugen 🤗

[meager marsh]

Now THIS is (mostly) yummy and edible!!!!

[meager vine]

just don't eat the footburger

[lament palm]

Roon looks like a treat

[meager marsh]

Ew

Never

Ever

Say that

Again

[sinful vapor]

do not look too deep or just may end up falling into the rabbit hole

[meager marsh]

Haha. Rabbit hole. Rabbit. Haha

[meager marsh]

Yayyy!!!!

[meager vine]

oh no, infernal is eating the footburger

[meager marsh]

WHAT

[alpine ember]

look at her .... SHE IS SOOO HAPPY .... how can anybody hate this sweet (innocent) smile

[meager vine]

happy mecky

[sinful vapor]

does Gouden and Albion foot burger count as an exotic food?

[wanton pelican]

I guess this is a burger according to my phone

[sinful vapor]

[meager vine]

what is that even

[sinful vapor]

the pickles look awesome

[lusty marsh]

looks like a burger to me

[meager vine]

the fries look good at least

[alpine ember]

u have meat ... u have bread .... so yes, Borgar

[gaunt apex]

Guten Tag

[teal girder]

wow I had their chicken fries last time

[sinful vapor]

working at drive thru sucks

[teal girder]

and the orange cream shake

[wanton pelican]

Dave’s hot chicken Carolina reaper chicken

[untold crater]

wie gehts 🤗

[meager vine]

oh spicy

[modern dew]

big ahh pickle

[teal girder]

mild only...omg why so spicy wtf

[gaunt apex]

Gut und dir?

[alpine ember]

if mecky would work in an mcdonalds ... trust, that specific fastfood shop will be booming with customers

[sinful vapor]

Schob spicy sauce when?

[teal girder]

u notice the logo? thats what your mouth look like afterwards

put bbob into bottle and squeeze hard

[lusty marsh]

Hi welcome to meckdonalds what would you like

[untold crater]

ich freue mich, weil du jetzt hier bist 🙂

[meager vine]

like 😝 ?

[sinful vapor]

why would she work there when she can be a franchisee owner

[wanton pelican]

I always like these edits

[alpine ember]

"YOU" proceeds to drag her into my car

[lusty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[meager vine]

wrong reply sry

[gaunt apex]

Ich war schon eine ganze weile hier xP

[modern dew]

apology denied

[alpine ember]

was läuft denn hier für ne romanze

[modern dew]

KILL him

[gaunt apex]

Weiß ich nicht erzähl du es mir?

[sinful vapor]

no

[lusty marsh]

no we spread christmas cheer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055093704995647509/1453754400664453314/Xmas.gif

theres just something with this gif thats so funny to me but idk what it is

[late shale]

hmm

[modern dew]

ill show you some cheer

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eating-christmas-meme-2023-gif-2806796920096052747

[icy herald]

oh my god

roonburger

[teal girder]

with curry sauce

[lusty marsh]

curry edit plays

[alpine ember]

white curry sauce ....

[untold crater]

https://tenor.com/view/basket-gif-17988091263390574513

[lusty marsh]

Yogurt

Gurt

[untold crater]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-staring-gif-22222579

[meager vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/794215746686812191/jvl_azurlane201231.gif?ex=6952950d&is=6951438d&hm=69f3c74b429a2dca518b8288752532079fc6ba967f8004167e90cf02be2523c8&

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-javelin-gif-15199729

[dark solstice]

Javelin

[nova monolith]

[modern dew]

hi

[nova monolith]

its the Avian Creature guy

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450853317839163453/G8Q_QpsbwAAhWkz.gif

[lusty marsh]

Mutsuki sun

[alpine ember]

UUUUUAAAARRRGG ...... GONNA BUY ALL OF IT

[lusty marsh]

Oh my god i have to play azur lane like 10 hours back

[alpine ember]

who is that in ur pf btw ?

[lusty marsh]

secret ship

[alpine ember]

FDGs dark and evil twin ?

[lusty marsh]

No

#rubberjuu-new-outfit drawings kinda hilarious

[meager haven]

Pikachu

[lusty marsh]

manjuuoshka

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pika-gif-13469074065570030793

[meager haven]

the John, hola

[sinful vapor]

the John, hello

and the Kelp, hello

[teal girder]

zhon

did u get drop yet?

[modern dew]

sanrio reveals: ma bawls

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/magia-record-ketchup-mitama-yakumo-thats-too-much-gif-16593452

[still dome]

wife

[sick crest]

#al-general message Remember to vote

[stable plank]

what am i voting for

[sick crest]

a very important topic

who smells better

naganami or mogador

[teal girder]

neither

ajax the best smell

[cosmic crane]

i need to drink enty's bathwater

[sick crest]

It isnt who has the best smell, its who has the better smell

[teal girder]

neither

[blissful oxide]

equal

[teal girder]

pooh smell like honey

[sharp swan]

Neither smell good

Who smells the best

[stark fox]

Naganami probably smells better

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stark fox]

Mogador likes being in her sweaty filth but Naganami is a Shrine girl

[pastel oracle]

Mogador does shower though

[teal girder]

even in promo she wear something into the shower

[modern dew]

nana WHO

nana banana

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[sacred oak]

Naganami

[hollow turtle]

is there any new URs on the way soon

[earnest condor]

no

[stark fox]

Not for a few months

[sick crest]

Unlikely

[hollow turtle]

because I got YK2 on my 160th pull and I feel like I should go for pity atp

ok thanks guys

[earnest condor]

can't wait for dogshit for cny 2026

[hollow turtle]

so there's no need to save for the near future

[sick crest]

Why do you want dog shit

[earnest condor]

you should save

[earnest condor]

because more likely than not there'll be dogshit

[hollow turtle]

I mean I'm at like 200 ish

I think I can make it out the trenches

120 isn't a bad start right

[sick crest]

Dont risk it i say

[hollow turtle]

okay

yall wanna know the tragic thing is

some how

I'm out of quick finishers

[sweet frigate]

Ya recupere mi cuenta me llevo demasiado tiempo 😭😭

[sick crest]

Nice

[hollow turtle]

uh how good is lexington II

[earnest condor]

Gtfo

With that dogshit

[untold crater]

shes bad as hell

[indigo grotto]

true

i prefer her

[stark fox]

Hey look a delete button

Oops

[indigo grotto]

need yorktown cold war retrofit

[stark fox]

I hate the idea of that class.
The whole thing is just a waste of time and resources when Carriers exist

[indigo grotto]

not exactly tbh

more like the kirov class battlecruisers

[sharp swan]

What if I want to gamble for essex

[indigo grotto]

big ol surface combatant with a boatload of missiles and such

[sacred oak]

Dupe is not worth 80 cubes

Imo

[indigo grotto]

[sacred oak]

Unless you have a thousand cubes to burn

[indigo grotto]

pull out your credit card then

[stark fox]

You mean the shit ones that they lost one of from a
Looks at paper
JAvelin missile

[indigo grotto]

its the russians, what else did you expect from em?

their ciws weren't working

neither were their radars

[stark fox]

Or it's engines

[sacred oak]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you mean the Trump-class battleship

[stark fox]

Yes.

Garbage boats

[sacred oak]

32MJ railgun and 600KW laser weapons all powered by diesel engines

What could go wrong?

[stark fox]

Not powered by diesel

Not powered by anything

Cuz they don't know what it's powered by

[granite parcel]

Bro I need Bremerton I spent 50 dollars to try and get her

[sacred oak]

40% more firepower than an Arliegh Burke on a hull 4× larger
What could go wrong?

[shut crane]

if you need lazorz just follow styropyro instructions

[indigo grotto]

iirc they're going to slap none of the reactors meant for the ford class into em

[indigo grotto]

spend 50 more dollars then

[stark fox]

This thing ain't gonna go through, anyway

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

It'll putter around for 3 years, then the next guy will cancel it as a waste of time, resources and money

[indigo grotto]

true point

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sacred oak]

And America will go another decade with no replacement for the aging Arleigh Burke program

[rain valley]

assuming there's a next guy in 3 years
optimistic

[indigo grotto]

ngl it would end up dead like the zumwalt class

[hollow turtle]

so L2 is a low prio investment?

[indigo grotto]

or the litorrial ships

[tight goblet]

ice spirit better

[hollow turtle]

I've heard this 50 fucking times

yes I know heal spirt sucks

[abstract ingot]

if the Trump class Battleship does not have an on-deck 24/7 operational McDonald's and a railgun destroyer of alien spaceships he should be impesched

[stark fox]

You're right, given how Trump is, 2 years and he'll have a heart attack

[hollow turtle]

yes I know heal got vaulted

but he cute asl

[tight goblet]

no im just saying ice spirit is better

you do u

[hollow turtle]

yes I know

[tight goblet]

I think heal spirit is a qt

[hollow turtle]

I play the game and I know he's trash

[rain valley]

honestly, yes please
I wanna go to the states and see ships
sooner he's gone, the better

[hollow turtle]

but he's a qt

[glacial valve]

Por finnnn!!!!!!!

[hollow turtle]

it's like how prinz eugen Is my fav

is she a good tank

like

no lmao

is she bad tho

hell yea

[sacred oak]

We're in the worst timeline so he'll of course die t the age of 95 and never leave the news cycle for more than 6 hours until that day comes

[untold crater]

she bad asf

[stark fox]

Nah, once he's not president and our legislature actually enforces "No more than twice" he'll piss off into irrelevance

[rain valley]

i just sat down to watch Perun's analysis of the ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvUbx9TvOwk

[modern dew]

new president

[rain valley]

should be a good actual analysis of the BB in today's landscape
with a bit of Aussie humour thrown in

[sacred oak]

Careful, last time I posted Perun it got yeeted

[rain valley]

oh? damn, good to know

why's Perun being yeeted?

[hollow turtle]

ong I got 3 skins I will worship her till the day I have no more access

[sacred oak]

It mentioned Russia in the title and someone decided that was too political. Even though it was a video about war economics

[untold crater]

when do u think that day will come

[tight goblet]

hmm

[hollow turtle]

hopefully when i die

[untold crater]

valid

[stark fox]

Considering the war is STILL GOING

Yes

[hollow turtle]

on sum till death do us part type sh

all jokes tho I luv my girl more

[untold crater]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

[rain valley]

for those who don't know
Perun literally does war economics and procurement analysis
and surprisingly stays very unbiased and just tries to provide information
honestly one of the best out there

[untold crater]

woah woah woah

watch your tone

[hollow turtle]

my girl so much more expensive than an L2D

[modern walrus]

link on my name

[modern dew]

are you talking about WAR? aw hell naw too political for me

[fresh shuttle]

yes, issue is politic talk is politic talk

[rain valley]

but he doesn't talk politic

at all

[modern dew]

ill twerk if anything gets political or something

[hollow turtle]

bros talking? that's a lil too political

[fresh shuttle]

by politic i mean geopolitic too

[modern dew]

TRUTH

[sacred oak]

Thing is. This is a game about naval war. Talk about war kinda comes naturally

[untold crater]

u can start twerking rn

[modern dew]

tomorrow

[untold crater]

up down up down

[rain valley]

he talks to that only insofar as military economics are concerned

[untold crater]

left right left right

[stark fox]

Even then, I'm not seeing a warning for it

So......

[modern dew]

drop the warns

just KILL him atp

[hollow turtle]

I can't wait for the day azur lane updates to modern ships and then someone leaks classified documents because they're unhappy their waifu ISNT meta

[modern dew]

look at my Christmas Tree

[rain valley]

thankfully, not happening

[untold crater]

its the spirit that matters

[modern dew]

the spirit is in hell

[untold crater]

maybe u shouldnt be playing this game man

maybe u need a job

[modern dew]

woaahh

[modern moon]

All of us need one well some

[stark fox]

[fresh shuttle]

why not? iwould have fun stealing the blueprints of a highly classified ship

[modern dew]

i think he was crine

or something

[sacred oak]

The classified documents in question being 40 years old and already in the possession of every other country on earth

[untold crater]

where did he go

[hollow turtle]

aw

we can't do that one

[tight goblet]

hmm

[modern moon]

I need a job btw

[hollow turtle]

still technically classfied

[lusty marsh]

I hop santa gib me god gif 🙏

[sacred oak]

That's just me getting dig in on my employer

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/sisters-birthday-monkey-gukizim-gif-27337864

[untold crater]

u kinda funny broski 🤣 ✌️

[hollow turtle]

$10 a day food $20 a day l2d skin where do I cut budget

[tight goblet]

all of this is recorded and sent to your boss, random military guy

get ready for a spanking

[sacred oak]

Ok

[untold crater]

nature will provide food

[abstract ingot]

why can't you right now? there was the whole hornet azur lane event?

[sacred oak]

My boss doesn't know who Yang Wen-li is so go ahead

[modern dew]

i do know who you are

[hollow turtle]

ok now that I got my absolutely peak L2D eugen skin can I get my enterprise UR form now please

[modern dew]

[sacred oak]

Get out of my walls

[abstract ingot]

is getting a visa right now much harder than before?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[modern dew]

no its warm in here

[sacred oak]

To the US yes

[meager haven]

Every time someone asks for an Enty retrofit it gets delayed a year.

[hollow turtle]

what passports yall got that need visas to the US

[untold crater]

get mastercard instead 😭

[sacred oak]

Also not recommended

[rain valley]

we're starting to get advisories against non-essential travel to the US in Canada
too many issues at the border

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[modern dew]

they should give her a retrofit

[hollow turtle]

I'll ask for a UR meta form then

[meager haven]

Lmao ur meta

[hollow turtle]

trust

[untold crater]

third worlders

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sacred oak]

Nothing in the US is worth risking your safety and freedom to look at

[hollow turtle]

no

[rain valley]

Canadian
which is a new thing this year

[tight goblet]

its not

[modern dew]

but i want to eat RED 40

[abstract ingot]

They are not insulated properly, you should stop punching holes through your dry wall

[hollow turtle]

I need to see the giant Walmart in the middle of nowhere

[modern dew]

and other chemical packed meals

[hollow turtle]

thats crazy

just like

hop over the fence

[meager haven]

You need to see a Buck-ee’s

[abstract ingot]

Oh, by any chance are you fron Quebec then?

[modern dew]

buccees

[rain valley]

Ontario

[sacred oak]

Well it's either that or punching my chief

[stark fox]

But Cute Horse though

[abstract ingot]

because I thought you were actually either an american or french woman

[hollow turtle]

strongest passport in the world ✌️ can't relate

[tight goblet]

I just saw kawakaze

[hollow turtle]

I genuinely don't think I can navigate through a visa application

[rain valley]

used to be as simple as showing your driver's licence at the border
now a passport, visa with intent and duration, and secondary screening

[modern dew]

strongest passport belongs to singapore or someshit right

[abstract ingot]

yeh, something like that

[hollow turtle]

that's so fucking stupid it's your neighbour if they wanted to do something they would've already

[modern dew]

damn

[hollow turtle]

majulah singapura

[abstract ingot]

I am from Mexico and they say visas got even more expensive to the US

[rain valley]

nope, just Canadian
only reason I like French battleshis is because I just find their design and history really interesting

[modern dew]

anyone here Singaporean i needa marry you for something

[meager marsh]

Well. That neighbour became evil unfortunately

[hollow turtle]

trust me you don't want to come here

[modern dew]

i wont trust you

[tight goblet]

FREEZE WE'RE ICE

[modern dew]

im coming

[hollow turtle]

cost of loving

living

and loving I guess

[sacred oak]

Shut up Frozone

[hollow turtle]

houses are half a million and up

[meager marsh]

The cost of love… 😔 😔 😔 😔

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-incredibles-disney-disney-movie-gif-10880205

[untold crater]

just take out a 50 year mortgage idiot

[tight goblet]

no

[hollow turtle]

also you don't own your car

[meager marsh]

What DO you own

[sacred oak]

Debt

[hollow turtle]

also 20% tax at any place fancy

[meager marsh]

Aw man

[hollow turtle]

my L2D skins

[modern dew]

you're talking taxes to a belgian man

[meager marsh]

Well. Those can be taken from you too technically

[modern dew]

we are made of taxes

[meager marsh]

Allsooo. Techincallyyyy. You don’t own them azur lane does

[modern dew]

2nd in terms of taxation after Austria

wonderful

[untold crater]

belgium is a buffer state manufactured by the uk

[modern dew]

good

[hollow turtle]

the one consolation is that you can drive over to malaysia and abuse the fact that SGD:MYR is 3:1

Belgium makes good waffle

[modern dew]

Anything to piss france off

[hollow turtle]

that's all I know

[meager marsh]

yummy

[rustic sapphire]

Rate wallpaper

[untold crater]

u guys should be dutch

[hollow turtle]

i like to think I do

[hollow turtle]

I could never

[tight goblet]

yes ma'am

[untold crater]

imagine yo dad turns your phone on

[peak knoll]

gyarus are hot

[modern dew]

we hold the world record for longest ran country without a government

[untold crater]

what is he doing

[rustic sapphire]

M'y biggest fear for real

[sacred oak]

Liege waffles are goated

[modern dew]

hey i was born there

[meager marsh]

We should all be delusional to feel better about our life

[untold crater]

when will u form the eu federation

im getting tired of waiting

[meager marsh]

Cutes out of ten!!!!!!

[modern dew]

tomorrow after breakfast

[untold crater]

some of these member states need to be put under an iron fist

of a strong leader

always complaining

[hollow turtle]

at least I have a pretty robust educational system?

idk man

[untold crater]

wah wah wah i need more EU funding more EU donations

[tight goblet]

hmm

[meager marsh]

I dunno about that one but sure

[modern dew]

more eu funding the local snackbar

[hollow turtle]

ok it's just stressful

do you know what it's like

[modern dew]

otto von car

[hollow turtle]

to take GCSE As

[meager marsh]

Vroooommmm

[meager haven]

Bimbo

[hollow turtle]

at a higher standard than the original

with 1 less year to prepare than intended

[rustic sapphire]

Bimbo indeed

[meager marsh]

Maybe

[hollow turtle]

when my friend moved to Canada and showed me the SAT

I thought it was like

a 6th grade test

I could be living the life

but nooooooo

here's quantum physics

in high school

[untold crater]

lock in buddy

stop crying

[meager marsh]

Stop making me feel more stupid than I already am

[meager marsh]

You could say this about anything

[sharp swan]

Do not marry roon

[meager marsh]

Your mom died? Lock in and stop crying

[abstract ingot]

[meager marsh]

Your pet exploded? Lock in and stop crying

[hollow turtle]

I'm done with them

[peak knoll]

i think everyone does crappy quantum stuff in highschool

[untold crater]

its a great solution what can i say

[peak knoll]

its not real quantum stuff though

[abstract ingot]

it's really kind of bleh how french battleships get thrown to the side like they didn't exist

[meager marsh]

You lost your job and your wife and your kids and your house and your car and you’re in severe debt? Lock in and stop CRYING!!!!!!

[hollow turtle]

i crammed 2 years of content in a month

[rain valley]

only reason I didn't have quantum physics in Canadian highschool was I'm old, and that curriculum wasn't ready
I did do some base theoretical physics in HS tho

[peak knoll]

its like babies first steps

[sacred oak]

Y'all have quantum physics in highschool

Tf

[hollow turtle]

whoever invented structural elucidation I will have your balls

[peak knoll]

basic stuff like photoelectric effect is quantum i think

[abstract ingot]

I mean, french battleships in ww1 are ""

[meager marsh]

Baby just learnt quantum physics ❤️

[peak knoll]

not everything is hard even though its quantum physics

[meager marsh]

I used the evil heart ew

[peak knoll]

some stuff is definitely way worse than some

[meager marsh]

That’s kinda how it’s like

[hollow turtle]

worst part is that quantum is actually pretty easy

[abstract ingot]

And in the Franco-prussian war french battleships well, they needed coal, and they really would have wanted some support but they couldn't fire at german ships just flying the british flag

[hollow turtle]

it's the superposition and waves I couldn't get the hang of

theres SO many variables in the slit experiments

[peak knoll]

oh yeah the slits

[hollow turtle]

just slit my throat vro 💔💔💔

[sage zealot]

Idk if I'm stupid or dynamics never worked out for me

[abstract ingot]

you mean skins?

[hollow turtle]

nah I see a bunch of people struggle with dynamics too

[untold crater]

yooo i remember that

[hollow turtle]

you just gotta draw more free body diagrams

trust me bro

[abstract ingot]

if dynamics have a great design, I don't care much

[untold crater]

i did it like 3 years ago

[hollow turtle]

actual bullshit

[sage zealot]

[modern walrus]

because it's a shit concept

[sacred oak]

Hm

[abstract ingot]

but I would like it if they had good animations

[hollow turtle]

and then they make it a fucking double slit

[untold crater]

shit had me on my knees bro wtf

[abstract ingot]

or you mean

actually quantum physics

on ALO

[hollow turtle]

and BANG it's like 100 times worse

[sacred oak]

We didn't have quantum physics, but my school did have a botany program

[abstract ingot]

[hollow turtle]

no like forces?

I think

[untold crater]

young's experiment

[modern dew]

booty program

[sage zealot]

Dynamics is combinations of forces , and time

[hollow turtle]

thomas young my number one opp

[untold crater]

ong fuck dat guy

[sage zealot]

Time , velocity and accelerations makes everything harder

[untold crater]

what year are you in

[hollow turtle]

uhhhhh

I don't know how it translates

I can druve

drive

[untold crater]

is it last year of highschool

[hollow turtle]

I've graduated

[untold crater]

w mans

[hollow turtle]

like last month

thanks big dawg

[untold crater]

who graduates in winter

dont brazilians do that

[hollow turtle]

mandatory national service gon kick my ass

[hollow turtle]

singapore apparently

[sage zealot]

Dynamic Systems is relatively easy if my professors wasn't stupid

[hollow turtle]

because we don't actually have any seasons here

we just have summer

because we're on the equator

[hollow turtle]

I learned more about quantum watching veritasium than from my actual lectures

[untold crater]

cant you delay national service until after uni?

[hollow turtle]

ong YouTube is the greatest gift to youths

[hollow turtle]

no they call u up in high-school and u defer it until you're done with tertiary

then you go uni after NS

[granite parcel]

Don’t have enough money

[untold crater]

youtube helped me for algebra

eigenvectors 🔥

[hollow turtle]

actually I never used YouTube to study lol it was always harassing my higher course friends

thank god the further math student was my good friend

[granite parcel]

I need Bremerton tho

[hollow turtle]

wait for her to roll around in merit shop?

does she do that

[granite parcel]

I don’t think

[hollow turtle]

what's up with the recent SRs getting better skins than the URs

[meager marsh]

Nope

[hollow turtle]

the SR l2ds are so much peaker

tough

wait for wishing well then

[meager marsh]

I have no clue….. it’s kinda weird but I guess it’s azur lane devs predicting which ships will be more loved and bring in more cash

[hollow turtle]

fair but like I wanna have a dripped up comp ykwim

[rain valley]

only kinda
York II got her most complex skin only now that she's permanent
I think for URs, sometimes they're waiting until the ships are more available so the skins are more tempting to buy

[hollow turtle]

like they're meta but they're dripped too

[hollow turtle]

no the NJ race one was pretty underwhelming too

[meager marsh]

Waiittt….. true……

[hollow turtle]

there was only like one actual sequence

of special things

[rain valley]

that's pretty subject
I love it
that's why I said 'more complex'

[meager marsh]

Yorky being perma convinced me to buy her skin a bit more lol. Though I’ve bought A LOT of skins for ships I don’t yet have LMAO

[hollow turtle]

oh

fair enough

[untold crater]

nah it wasnt lewd enough for my man

[hollow turtle]

to each their own I suppose

maybe I'm just

[untold crater]

he wanted a prinz eugen ass-out level skin

[hollow turtle]

looking at tempesta skins too much

oops

[rain valley]

NJ's ass is a biiiiig feature in the new skin

[hollow turtle]

fuck golden hind btw I wasted 100 cubes trying to pull her when she first got added to perma

[runic totem]

man

she's amazing

i

[meager marsh]

It’s lewd, but not that interesting imo, so I get what he means

[runic totem]

can't stop

[hollow turtle]

too bad it's not L2D

[runic totem]

staring

[hollow turtle]

whenever I find myself too entranced by azur lane I queue league

guaranteed to make my day worse

[runic totem]

why

[meager marsh]

Do you hate yourself

[hollow turtle]

life is all about balance

[hollow turtle]

I play azir of course I hate myself

[meager marsh]

No I think you’re just self sabotaging

[hollow turtle]

and yone

[runic totem]

azir is amazing, i still members goo ol high-school days

[hollow turtle]

bro got nerfed into the ground cause pro play he is not him anym

[runic totem]

ah

[weak parrot]

anyway

essexsex

[worthy dawn]

j

[runic totem]

post

[hollow turtle]

unfortunately I think I'll pass on lexington 2s skin

the new skins I noticed also have really loke

niche fetishes

[tight goblet]

0hmm

nom

[hollow turtle]

like cool but like where's the good old traditional lewd shi

[runic totem]

bois belleau

hot spring skin is hot

[hollow turtle]

eugen once again come to save the day by being a classic lewd l2d skin

like genuinely tho what fetish is L2s feathere duster supposed to appeal to

[meager marsh]

Like the butt shaking? That’s the only thing I remember but I guess they’re trying to appeal to everyone

[hollow turtle]

uh no

like

the tickling

[meager marsh]

ohhhh

[hollow turtle]

and I'm not a huge feet guy

which is tragic because I'm a huge amagi 2 fan

[runic totem]

yeah

amagi 2 is feet

agir too

[hollow turtle]

agir is more balanced

[runic totem]

i suppose feet bros are filthy rich

[hollow turtle]

but yea there's a good chunk of feet there too

tragic

[runic totem]

tit bros got milked dry

loli bros left for blue archive

[sweet frigate]

[hollow turtle]

fuck lolis

I fucking hate when I open a lucky box and get a loli skin

I'm NEVER using this shit

stop giving me loli skins

[runic totem]

ass bros got milked dry

no more cash

[hollow turtle]

tragedy

[runic totem]

only armpit and feet have money now

[hollow turtle]

I need a tempesta UR

tempestas always got the most fire l2ds

[hollow turtle]

yea what the fuck is with the armpit shit

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/azurlane-scared-look-blink-shaking-gif-15933090

[hollow turtle]

fetishes are weird man

[hollow turtle]

genuinely what is there to be attracted to in a loli

they're kids

[untold crater]

on god

[dark solstice]

Why you asking me? lol

[worthy dawn]

truth

[granite parcel]

Finally something i agree with

[hollow turtle]

idk you posted that gif I assume u disagree

myb gang

[worthy dawn]

esptein could tell you

[granite parcel]

I like big boobed mommy Bremerton

[hollow turtle]

truth nuke

[untold crater]

epstein had crazy discipline

[hollow turtle]

chomp thing from gw2

[dark solstice]

i use loli's but dont go that deep into it

[worthy dawn]

truth cuke

worse than epstein

[hollow turtle]

using them because they're meta is fine

[dark solstice]

not because meta

[hollow turtle]

buying their skins is where it gets weird

[dark solstice]

because zoom zoom

[hollow turtle]

sure I guess

but like

nah

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-run-fast-gif-26117164

[hollow turtle]

not for me

[untold crater]

destroyers were meta in exercises

[hollow turtle]

Ball knowledge

[granite parcel]

Nah bro I ain’t keeping that

[dark solstice]

also destroyers were the backbone of any fleet never get recognised as much like the big ladies

[hollow turtle]

still ball

[untold crater]

yeah did i mention i like little kids

[meager marsh]

What if it’s really pretty and pink and really pink like super duper pink it’s pink I really REALLY like pink. What about that

that makes a lot of sense when you understand

[dark solstice]

arent you dead?

[untold crater]

bro kill this guy

[hollow turtle]

ong look at this I just want the older women

[hollow turtle]

so you like the clothing?

[runic totem]

i understand you bro

[untold crater]

nah im alive and sober

[hollow turtle]

fair enough I guess

[meager marsh]

Yeah basically just that. And the pink

[runic totem]

i like em pink

[hollow turtle]

I mean I guess

I still don't fw it

but whatever floats your boat

[untold crater]

funny guy

[meager marsh]

Fair enough, you don’t have to like that stuff

[worthy dawn]

shimakaze spotted

[hollow turtle]

is she technically a loli

I just got her to grind exercises

[untold crater]

shes a victim

[hollow turtle]

powercreep victim

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/nerrate-pon-azur-lane-gif-22199535

[untold crater]

of predators like @dark solstice

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-laughing-reverse-reverse-card-reverse-uno-gif-3758578067338957449

[hollow turtle]

crazy smoke

[meager marsh]

Is donskoi or however you spell her name a loli? I don’t even know she looks normal in her default

[runic totem]

Tashkent is pretty

oathed