#al-general
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Greetings
hello Eugen 🤗
Don't be so quick to walk away
friendly fire, but ok
Hello!
So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more and you all can meet me in the middle of the floor
🕺
Said the air is thick it's feeling right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Mmmm Cantarella
what "friendly"
And you sail to the right
u dont consider us lot people, but u are part of that lot
Absolute Montiny
My god I wish to jus tshove my face in between those mountains and be crushed by her thighs simultaniously
and especially since u signed up to be mod
and stayed long enough to become a admin
I dare you to check my profile
Evening Vari
Because like a game of Civ. A guided hand is needed

OH DAMN
anyways I gtg now
What a coikydink
don't get hacked
Cantarella 
Hmm
well said moderator 👏
Not the cat the song
We all could get hit by a bus tomorrow
Are you really above the masses
Stay with me now
but its a bus.....
Ye ofc
you must get hit by a truck
Bus truck they both run deisel
same isekai energy
A weeb would jump infront of said bus because they want to get isekai'ed. I'd watch and laugh. Thus i am above 
As long as I end up in the breasts of a hot sexy woman
I
D
G
A
F
Last thing I see before obliterated but instead of appearing in an anime I wake up in heaven
that starts with being the kind of person a hot sexy woman might like
hmm ghost ping seem to summoned me
SD gets their way and i get 1 less person in chat to moderate. Sounds like a win win
@ionic gulch ping :3
SD card?
no one ever thinks of the bus/truck drivers, how they must feel having just hit someone
Shit I hit a dumbass that did NOT have the right away
IM FINNA GET PAIDDDD
That’s how they feel


Are you human
if you want me to be ye
Then yes you are just like us twin
sure if you say so

So anyway aside from what my minion is babbling about
i see intelligence is at a lowpoint again today
I’m your minion now???

You always had it in you. Lad
ehh so so, the ever dreading realization that tomorrow will be monday once more. also missing all the christmas dinners already

back to normal life it is
such is life indeed
no new years party?
or anything
or is it different where u at
Wsg people 
last year we can legally set off fireworks as consumers here, from next year on there's a general ban on fireworks for the general public
Wsp bro
but thats due to kids blowing up either themselves or acting like terrorists with fireworks, so our government finally has had enough
how you doin 
but we got christmas week till 31 dec tho so that's pretty good actually
and 1st Jan would be holiday too
the real struggle starts from 2nd jan
nothing at all
Its fine 9/10 the isekai-ed is the type of the baddiest baddies in the land
isekai = bad
Malaysia?

Or Singapore
how
no, netherlands
we have had issues with kids/teens for decades stunting around with fireworks (mostly illegal fireworks)
Where the pigmen and ghasts are? Must be painful having to wear Gold boots 24/7
Good
Torva = good
When does a country NOT have issues with kids doing kid things

game torva talks about all the time = Decent
I'm also doin good
just got my 7th Lexington 2 GOD
oh you actually played it

Extra thick glaze
Funny how we have that too but they don't give a fuck 
no lmao.
so yeah
still peak comfirmed
what is the game
but its on the todo list for this year
Is this lion
it starts pretty slowly tho
so i wouldnt be suprised if thats your genuine reaction
wtf are the eyelashes vro
I mean i've played a bit of everything. So its prob not gonna deter me
Damn she put on a shit load of eyeliner
True but still, i does look good to me
your taste is cooked
@fervent cedar same bro 🤝
You think?
the hell did i get pinged for
if you like girls with heavy eyeliner then yea
I do
Wanted to express that I also started on Feb 2024
he made this website instead

amazing document

yum cheese burger
Hmm
Elbing makes me sad
No matter how many times i see it, the warning image when you turn auto on is always amusing
and unfortunately true
How long until we replace her with a new shipgirl
Gn lads
porter has a surprisingly early number
who could be the 001-003 of AL tho
Strong UVH
there is still new year's eve
Other placeholder ships
STRONG BISCUIT!!!!!
eat the biscuits to acquire their power
Uhhhh...
Damn... THIS IS POWER, the Germany Power!!!!!!
ICH STIMME ZU!!
And he still died in Stalingrad, so clearly not lol 
I hear germany?
But he died as a "Macho" with the most male way possible
If i use two gold cats with the same name will it stack the skills?
And if you folks wondering, im not a Jojo fan.
Everything in our life is a Jojo Reference....
To me doesn't..
in-game jukebox
is there like a "guide" for l2d skins?👀👀
oh wait
the site works now
before it would just load a new window without nothing on it
-w- ohayoooooo
hi!
aaron ohayo 
unless everyone has a life this channel is awfully dead
💔💔
hi south dakota
Hi fuckhead 
excuse.
i am NOT a fuckhead.
wrong
i did not consent to see your face.
nuh uh
zillionth account*
It’s about to be a new year just cope with being banned twin
but.... what about the 600 phone numbers and emails.....
according to the ALO admins that's not true
see this?
this contains yesterday messages
maybe
Treating this like it’s the Epstein files
what is she trying to imply
i ignore such questionable things.
if the epstein files didnt exist you wouldn't really say that lmao
but no, i didnt base on this like epstein files
otherwise i wouldve accused ALO admins of being PDFs, and i dont have evidence of that so that's never a good idea.
back again, really?
oh. theyre back with a 700th alt account
aight. make another alt after getting banned to join here if you literally are a no lifer.

the 5000000000000th account da
according to the admins i'm russian
Do you do this to ragebait twin
..............maybe?
I see no other purpose then ragebait
you do keep trying to go places where you're not wanted, I can see why they would think that
Do it 15 times silly
dawg. everything he does isnt even ragebait to begin with. he a laughable circus clown eyyy 
More the merrier
I will spank you
the ALO admins are my personal clowns

sure, keep thinking that buddy
This dude rlly said ts like this was tuff 💔💔💔
thats what a circus clown would say.
rock and roll mcdonalds
🥀
incorrect
correcting people is also aaron's duty...
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I only see one clown here 
and who is that
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES
where tf did you get tacos from
Chat casually on a rampage eh
it's ALO we're talking about
Guy anything new about game yet? I break too much
bro hasn't seen the drive thru meme
GTA reference in this economy..?
At least you didn't mention cheese burger
i only know big smoke's order
iconic asf
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You missed it bro we got Wisconsin
i see.
no way? deadass? fr?
HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPER BIG MAC WHOPPER BIG MAC WHOPPER
Dafuq?
Yeah if you look in news it says gullible
Человек, который не мог видеть дальше собственного носа. 

ENGLISH!

Нет
wsg
Let me check a game I just break quite long after get Lexington II
asdf watcher i see
中文
i wouldve just perferred you send mutsuki and i wouldve been like "THAT FUCKING SHIPGIRL THAT I HATE".
@jagged gull its back again
i have a gender thank you.
Uhh did you not read what I said
hello brodie 🤗
who r u
y does ever1 h8 u
your gender is an it/a/freak. eyy.
i've been here for 5 minutes and people already hate me
Anyway, why are you even here, you are not going to contribute anything meanful anyway

im a man, im a he, i'm a him.
i don't get into that mentally ill stuff.
i am intentionally referring to you as subhuman

I don't understand your funny language
Correction, you are a sad little clown
Aaron once told me he likes staring at men’s thighs

but you "600 phone numbers" say otherwise. tell me more.
My bad I just forgotten sometimes

I will reverse it instead to she ma'am her
He was all in my DMs talking about it
Reverse?
if you use your brain for a brief moment you'll realize i said that sarcastically.
not true.
Smth like that i forgot the word for it LOL
you're grounded
no
then why being here evading bans anyway ?
it free will maam

It’s your time to come out of your shell and admit your gay twin don’t worry we won’t judge
possibly to make memes out of varia
Hmm
Dawg
i need the content
bro has nothing better to do with his time on this earth
hmm. definitely a no life clown ahh statement 

brother, how?
i wouldve been here constantly if that's the case 💀
Yeah I better actually sleep now
gn
do we bother ender
That was quick
You don’t know me enough to call me just Dakota ✌️✌️✌️
snail murm

dakota i am not a homosexual
prove it
After ender raptures him ender is gonna rapture all of us
i play AL


I know for a fact we have gay people playing AL
y do they hate your guts

thanks
but do gay people buy swim suits
Can someone tell him the lore
tako murm
I thought they all played genshit and that one bdsm game
i'm aaron zhivkov
bro comes here just to troll bc he got banned for fighting with an admin
talking back actually
hes been banned like 3 times
this is my first day in general
...despite the fact that implied i've stopped lmao
implying
talking back
Bro ur not getting forgiven


i mean i wasnt gonna be forgiven away, i can't argue with stupid!
Wrap ts up
christians turn the other cheek
Is this tuff in AL chat
I barely get to roast people so 
why are we still here
Hmm
just to suffer
why are YOU still here
uh oh
BECAUSE I CAN!
and i'm a phantom
i'm not real.
phantomaaron._00986#0 got banned.
yeetus deletus



Hmm

Rest in piss 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fred fast
fred fartbear
today's a good day gng 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
aaand my UI broke again
Epik Somone got live public executed
ok i get ready for work now
I am now staring at Yami trying to put on her panties


LOL
yeah he bugged varia last night
He does that to any mod
get a damn life
im curious to see their document on the server
What happened
?
not even the first time i banned him
bro has nothing better to do with his limited time on this earth 💔
Oh.......
maybe once theyre in their 1738th alt theyll post it. and we will all be epicly pwn3d
Start investing in lemons
Combustible lemon
the investment in 
he's getting worse and worse at evading attention
I readed lemon as Lenovo
antivirus lemons
oh, my kotori reached 120, guess I can put in one of the new girls now
like
Aaron returned?
Essex on her way to steal enterprise's data to track her and bombard her with lemons
🍋


that moron joined the server within 5 mins of even creating that account
Your a lil late
Unlimited Gmail ahh moments 😭
i am prepared for i have 9 burner gmail accounts
That you are a baby thanks to her magic now
I do not want to be anywhere near her
Oke goodnight chat ^^
this is what happens for gooning the lane
wow the 7th armoured arrived
It is insane rambling

but for me
It seems like after Anson controversh
They didn't get that people rejected Anson because she didn't fit the KGV aesthetic design
But rather that she was a loli and merely for that
Indian Lara Croft
theres a phrase that could be said here
Yeah, that's what I get Manjuu thought was the problem and thus no UR is like medium?
Even the retro Essex went from Dojikko to seggs
though they were already trying Essex's sex appeal before
uvh and vanguard
uvh is pog
No, I meant ever since Anson
Like it escalated hard
well. seeing what they did to eugen
its a bit absurd, innit?
hyperinflation usually isnt a good thing
reminder to all shikikans that attacking this manjuu is a war crime
i play al to escape inflation and they start doing it to the girls
wait.... wrong inflation
r u argentinian
thankfully not
wow u dont like argentinians
who said i didnt like argentinians?
what did the swedes do
how else am I supposed to produce Vikings
look I’m just a war criminal, that’s why they put me in charge of Azur Lane
I need angry Swedish orphans
When will Unzen and Guam's events be likely rerun?
why do u need vikings
next year buddy good luck
to carry out raids across Great Britain and Turkey
😭
And finally see my dreams of British Anatolia finally fulfilled
i can get behind that 🙂
Why
Manjuu hurt my boats
Unzen just reran
I’m pretty sure Shikikan is a war crime
Manjuu need to be destroyed
nah we’re just Serbian
Ah yes, the Savage version of Bulgarians
theyre all the same
we do just a little bit of trolling
Right, and I didn't get Asanagi.
anasagi
I need a Guam rerun
I do too
Scam cat
Ah yes, Akashi tits
How can I get the point accumulated ships after a rerun?
I haven't played an archived event in ages.
Do they come an event world drop?
Guam L2Ds have not been as extreme as Anchorage, Eugen, and Cowpens L2Ds somehow
Sussufrus
Pretty easy
Are they added to the Merit shop?
usually, yeah
My luck has been awful this event; I only got Lexington II from pity and haven't gotten Cowpens yet.
Varies. Sometimes they're added to core or merit shop. Sometimes they're added to the standard build pool. You'll just have to check the wiki or tap the ship in the memento page to see where it comes from.
Did you not get anyone else
I got everyone else.
I got Pasedena a bunch, more than needed for MLB.
cow pen
Unironically there's a chance I oath Pasadena
I still have three rings sitting in storage.
I need an eternally happy pink creature in my life
marry the cow
Minase is getting one, that's for sure.
Already did, and she took the kids 💀 /s
oof
I got 7 Pasadena so far
More medals yay lol
Yeah
I like can accept Lexington 2
She was already a bit large by her own but the maid overdoes it for my liking
many of these skins feel like Alsace string bra again and again
Hello is it worthit to buy macklenburg skin? Which is better? Gouden or her?
Whichever you think is better
that is complete preference
Anyway i will buy both then hahah



no way
howdy gob
yo
slim gobb 
slime on gobbla

I will eventually. I just don't have the spare oil right now to waste on killing like 40 mob fleets just for the stars
not even for me...
Why the heck is long island retrofit wearing barely any clothing lol
She's a ghostie
because i ate her clothes
You know she's not wearing any fewer clothes in her retrofit than normal
now i notice it yeah
have YOU been argentinian?
you can just become Argentinian?
you just have to meet some requirements
be latam
be poor asf
like yerba mate
i fit the poor asf criteria
how do u have nitro if ur broke
does your country have SEA?
it just appeared like that
yea we have the sea over here
Yes
then you are not bolivian
I would classify any eastern european as honorary Latam
except id they live in krakow
the capital of Poland
wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
give danzig back
let's move to point nemo
its not yours
speaking of eastern europe, there are some spooky shit in there
like the whole baltic being the capital of suicides in the world probably
right right
hi apriiiiiiiii 
draw me drawing you drawing a rubberjuu
hi arathy 
will this skin rerun with alsace event?
since that's when it came out as an event skin
yeah
cool
no
okay thank you
at least as is she isn't like Mogador
who won't wear any clothes at times for some unknown reason
it was a pre-event skin
So how long will i have to wait for it?
well, if the Alsace event ever reruns along the WHOLE cruiser event
I don't really think it will like it did on the og run
so I imagine it would be sped up and put along the whole event
or placed on a dead week before rerun
but all deadweeks in this game have been replaced by reruns
Sounds like you guys want more ghostie art
feet
Wait they are ACTUALLY GIVING A SR FOR FREE!
Like for real?
I've played some gacha games and they NEVER had half-decent new year's rewards
They are actually giving a free SR for new year's?
give it a couple years and they will be giving out URs for free
This game is goated man
Never ever even thought such a f2p-friendly gacha game could exist
Installed the game like some days ago
Happens quite often in fact
make sure u use up your xp packs
Always older ones though
they help a lot early game
and theyre practically worthless and easy to produce late game
I barely understand anything about it but it's okay I'll eventually understand mechanics and stuff
Unfortunately you don't get a lot of those early game
Oh wow
yh but theres the battlepass thing
that drops a lot of packs
Oh yeah that's true lol
Also what are bulins? Like I've gotten a golden one so I tired levelling it up since it looks powerful
HOLY...
But I keep getting purple bulins left and right and I'm starting to think they're not supposed to be ships
french....
Those are fodder ships that help limit break regular ships.
they are used to limit break actual ships
Oh wow
Like Laffey or Long island, etc
So like getting the level cap up?
yes
At lvl 100?
I can barely lvl up stuff at lvl 15 by grinding levels, is there like another method to level up ships?
UR bias + horny bias
Just got Cowpens and she looks powerful but I dont wanna replay levels thousands of times to level her up
xp packs
go to ur ship and click on their level bar
they just started
level advantage is OP and its incredibly easy to get a high level early game
Wow, that explains a lot
like i said earlier u get a couple dozen of them by doing the battlepass
cruise missions
Dorm, xp packs, have higher level ships carry her.
You can level her in whatever content you're playing
I remember the old days, where you had to manually level the ships or dorm them. We did not have "exp packs" that the kids call them these days
That's what I developed as strategy to level Lexington up to like 17 🙂
interesting banner bro
I mean I still level most ships the slow way
Good afternoon guys
Xp packs just get them past the really vulnerable early levels
dorm imprisonment until level 100
But i could do that with dorm anyway
back in my day we had a classroom to put ships in
ok boomer
Only certain types could use it depending on the day
what was classroom
the old place to put ships to give them XP
currently it turns XP passively into XP books
but before you actively had to put a ship in there to give them the xp stored up

It was not great to say the least
New players tbh have it so good with all the QOL changes
This was so needlessly overcomplicated
backlines get ez flag they no ned the school
Doesn't help that much
It's only +50% xp, and only for the flagship. Overall only a 15% increase if you have a full fleet
Unless you were running a 1:1 fleet i guess
Azur Lane Popularity Poll 2025
Special Poll (Siren) Results for Continental, Japanese, and EN Versions
How was enty in second now she’s in 3rd on the other poll
Is Observer hall of famed in JP and CN?
I keep forgetting she exists
goddamn child wins EN
NJ is going to hate me with the amount of xp grinding I'm doing but it's whatever
Skins.
The game has skins?
Yes.
And soon enough you'll realize why they sell so much.
Ok this is just beautiful. I don't gotta worry the game turns a cashgrab because it already nakes a constant source of money.
That's actually giated
Goated*
There's actually a second way they get you to spend money
That's dock space
you have such a limit amount
can u blame ppl buying the skins tho

The game business model is to sell skin rather than material for gacha 
Like how many characters you can have
800 od
Yes
W business model
every 10 dock space is 200 gems
DAMN THAT'S EXPENSIVE
hot sheep
I have 900 dock space
Anyways if I'm f2p that's the only thing I gotta spend gems on?
I have dank sapce
If you're here for the waifus ye it can be
u also have to buy dorm space
and skins ... if u want them
But if you're here for other stuff then you really only need a handful of ships to do everything in the game
Will my account recover if I buy a 1180 gems skin?
sure why not
Awesome
thats like 20€
You'll be on copium if you use your free gems
i mean if he likes the char and the skin
100 i think ?
150
Ay guessed it
Other mobile games violated my world's perception so hard that a game this f2p-friendly makes me ask myself thrice
The poor abused gamer can't fathom being treated well 
its a good game where u basically dont need to spend any money, if u dont want a specific skin real bad that is

50-50 games would make me put holes in my walls
Only good is the understatement of the century
You didn't already make one....?
well .... theres basically nothing beside collecting girls in this game anyway xD
There's only a handful of games that actually care about the player base and treat them well
I can confirm, unfortunately
Warframe being one such, sometimes jokingly called the asylum for destiny players
AL not perfect but its pretty good
Tho I love HoI4 too, mods to the game make me so euphoric when I'm down
tfr
Do not pet the scam cat
I've personally spent to much time and money on both warframe and azur lane

You will own nothing and be happy
Also stay away from new jersey
Welcome to ze new world order
The worst she can say is no
Akashi questline spanning several days even weeks for a shit ship that'll take up a dock space if you don't wish to retire her:
Go to the fox mines.
that live2D was massive for her popularity 👀
she was already popular ... its just musashi was more popular xD
I already am loving this game and server : DDD
enterprise still resisting there despite her age is praiseworthy though
Me sitting here dumping votes into Kursk cause she's hot.
but now after musashi is gone, no one could have stopped meck
oh u pure and innocent soul
Start giving fargo votes please
NJ is going to despise me after I'm done grinding this one level
and so are like 3 other ships
as long as it isn't Pasadena, Fargo, and Kearsarge, it's whatever
i thought u said u dont like kearsarge ?..
Affinity needed to make final judgement
I keep being told to keep going so
Also god I hate it when i summon chan ships
WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE
I got akagi chan last night when i wanted to throw a couple cubes to see if i could get any bit lucky and get Essex
instant retire
they take up space
I have 472 ships in my dock rn 💀
I only have 213
I don't retire them until I 120 them or I save some of them because of retrofits
I always think "maybe they'll retro" and never retire
i never retire any ships as long as its not a duplicate
my goal is to have every single girl at 125
yes .... even bulins
i retire stuff that isn't necessary for now
ye ... i already have all 3 bulins at 125
I’ll get mine there eventually
Clear w15 with the bulins
EX stages looks weak compared to this idea xD
DO IT
can u even do that ?
lakagi
put them in the dorm
it's finneee this is the last run though anyways
affinity on kearsarge should be the next level after this
p
good man .... done everything right
Now I need to finish Gouden so I can start Mackle
buying a skin for a char u dont own .... what a good man u are
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN
shes literally these "i know what shes saying but i dont know what shes thinking" kinda women xD
Don't try to understand it, just enjoy it.
The skin will pass and who knows when is the rerun so better get it while I can and just farm the character
Its just a PR so it can be grinded unlike limiter UR
I swear deciding who to use the oath ring on is gonna be a pain
It's either eternally happy pink creature, or one of the two emotionless silver hair beep boops
do it on NJ ... shes one of the only chars who activaly gives u kisses after oathing her
Noh
Just enjoy it
ngl I don't know what i was expecting from special touch on kearsarge. don't like looking for that interaction line from ships, but yeah, expected her not to be happy
Blucher doesn't take me out for ice cream
becasue she doesnt buy ur affection with money ... but with love
You can't tell me this isn't love
Give me my gems nao
This isn't love
Formidable doesn't have the capacity to love
Something my childhood friend would have ate before he passed
He used to eat cheese and onion crisped sandwiches with ham and red sauce
that's... sad to hear
This was 10 years ago man would eat anything
Watermelon better
Man they have made a trump shipgirl after the new big cruiser/battleship
this ship was announced a week ago and already there’s art for it
we have successfully beaten that website by inches
Damn you literally post it 
Why does she look like the Walmart version of Kancolle Iowa? 
ask and you will receive
Can we sink it please?
I actually saw it here earlier today and saved it
your not wrong, maybe she got plastic surgery
It is an abomination
No matter what tho it would never be added to AL
Otherwise manjuu would be facing some serious backlash
And not just from players
I hope it is for the funny
CN government and playerbase would never allow it
too modern for AL.
we would’ve EOS before this gets added
Boo they so boring
I don't think they are, manjuu just cannot deal with the widescale backlash it'd get on multiple fronts
It'd honestly be a disaster that'd risk a lot of players leaving
by my guesstimations the new Defiant/Trump-Class will probably be a big back line ship that has shore bombardment capabilities
no way they make it a fleet vanguard, it would need the same protection that a aircraft carrier would get (ie a whole battle group)












i remember the classroom