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nah im finna get it
good luck brother
such a shame I haven't watched fantastic 4
Anyway, I'll keep grinding my fifth HVAR...
good luck
Good. Don't do it.
mediocre four
It's fantastic fn
everyone says that to stop them from getting into the rabbit hole but they do get in it sooner or later
Straight fire
People never learn. Smh
i just hope that everyone supports the decision to NOT watch fantastic 4
mmmm jiggly boobies
so I don't have to get in it just to please them
I just hope Disney and Marvel stop making shitty movies. But it's not gonna happen.
I remember when the first movie released and they photoshopped the lead actress' boobs on the poster because she wasn't big enough apparently
AHHHH NO THATS GAY
her boobs are fine, by the way
Way ahed of their times.
Its baseball, no it isn't
Original boobinflation.
Isn't she lovely
ISN'T SHE PRECIOUS
아니요
BUT THATS A MAN

Soo.. on a scale of 1-10 how fried is my brain 
Wtf
And he's going to get to walk to first
your brain is fucking raw
that was one of the hottest actresses at the time and some genius thought "they need to be bigger"
THAT ASS JIGGLES I DON'T CARE
so true goat
Just like Manjuu fr
I want her to do that to me
I want her to toy with my face
to carress it and say stupid nonsense

everytime i click back on this server bro
gamer
son
what is going on in yo head bruh

has anyone else been having the UI disappear when returning to the home screen?
Pek.
son
im crine
How does on uncook their brain? I lowkey wish I could have my brain from like 10 years ago 
You're too far gone my dude
I need a hot sexy woman to carress me
to hold me close to her chest
to just let me feel the warmth of a woman
also apparently Meck is supposed to have shoes as an option on her skin but shoes are not shoeing
also
Wait is reacting with flags bad?
It's sad
maybe read what's being said there
EN reading skill...
It's political
Lowest effort skin
Flag emojis = political?
anyways
Its an israel flag bro
it said "anti - israel"
Oh
we've truly reached a point in society
"Anti Israel" is what you should be reading
if we could just ban all flag emotes, maybe #game-news would have some more interesting reactions
Yeah. I'm fucking tired of flags reactions.
Hi mods
you should bring back being able to react emotes from other servers
we can be trusted with power
Ender

Ah alright will do 
Ty
nah we would react with yuri again if that happens
better off not activating that
<- Yuri
you're a minor
dont bullshit me
forgot it works like this.....
you damn well know what yuri is
Sup Gooners 
It's not a damn character
Her name is Yuri 

And I'm not talking about her

Fuck. I should be farming HVARs, not reading gooner comments here. See ya. 🫡
his name is yuri
from the hit game modern warfare 2
dont be bullshitting me
Hendry is a serious person
I ain bullshittin yu
I
Love
Hot
Sexy
Women
pardner
ri
ilhsw

Tango Mango 
John Nami 
Meck skin has two series of animations as far as I can tell, one is fairly typical lewdness, the other more elaborate one is mainly feet stuff
there is a menu to select clothing options but the shoe option doesn't do anything, even though we literally had a juustagram post showing off the shoes
go away
will not be buying that skin
good for you
i so agree with you on this
he so real for that
still annoyed that one of the features doesn't work though
not all?
the lex skin also has what seems to be a missing animation, we can only speculate on what naughty things our idol was going to do in that one
whats a siren in this game
basically alien
main enemy of the game
sirens haven't been the main enemy for about a year now
hell did they do 😂
exist
makes sense
probably caused the end of the world a few billion times and killed countless millions of people in our world
I honestly have no idea what they are or do
basically they're trying to find a way to beat something much worse than they are, in fact you could say they work for humanity
as in humans originally built them and they're probably still following the orders they were given
we should prolly return that favour at some point
nuclear holocaust against the sirens
does this game got firearms like that
nah, oath the sirens
Car furniture yes
people skipped out on nuclear power because cubes exist
its a shame, really
no thermonuclear weapons
original timeline has nuclear
what about cars
actual cars
like vroom vroom shit
This is a ship game bro, there aren't any cars
original timeline is basically our world, about a century or so in the future
brooo
😔
there very much are but they arent center point
thinking i was gon see girls in sum hyundai 😂😂😂😂😂
say swear
they're either mentioned in stories or in skin backgrounds
Well there are race queen skins
cant believe we got boring ol nukes and lasers instead of kansens and very small propeller planes
damn bruh
even a fucking new gen Subaru impreza WRX sti
shit damn
they got that off brand temu cars
shipgirl weapons are much, much more powerful than their real world equivalent, so even the very high tech stuff that regular warships get is nothing compared to the WW2 era naval artillery the shipgirls use
thats the shit
Even an aston martin vantage v12 2022
fr
and the shipgirls themselves are tougher, faster and more agile than any actual warship could be
wait if i cut a shipgirl open
would there be like meat or parts
good question
I was scammed
Guess what
This is what i want, Belfast greeting me formally.
One of them also has a fucking p1
In one of their skins
every anime ever be like
I want her to spoon me
Same ship different tits it really don't matter

Is that fucking AL on a pc
F1 will forever remain the coolest hypercar, shame the ones in decent condition cost about as much as a Hollywood mansion these days
frfr
is that fucking AL on an emulator
cant deploy without oil

kansens when they have no access to the middle east
Merry belated Christmas 🎄
Merry sandymas
Yeah no forgot they exist mb mb
Emulator

what personally would interest me is what will happen when we beat the sirens and leviathans for good, since humanity has this habit of fighting itself
they'll be the leading force for peace
we either return to mid 19th-century global politics or we end up in a super earth scenario
laugh at this user
bro just typing shi
when we beat the sirens we turn them into our waifus and oath them in our docks....obviously
im talking globally
not what you personally do
good luck with that upkeep
@vague ether
literally super earth scenario
Uhhh...
Mass produced Sandy would make me let the world end.
we love managed democracy
a
Sandy will rule earth
SKK PLEASE , I NEED THIS
MY SHIP IS KINDA OILLESS
war for oil on terror
ggs bro
ggs
ggs
nah mass effect, there's bound to be some alien chicks up there we can add to the harem
i really dont think a united earth under kansens would be all too free
like with that amount of people you practically need totalitarianism to keep it all together
as i said, akin to super earth
totalitarianism just gets you a government that screws things up incredibly efficiently, that shit would collapse in a week
is it really tho
i mean the soviets very much were totalitarian and look how long they lasted
because screw those 2 in particular
i guess
look how much they screwed up, they still haven't recovered and they had a populace that was used to being treated like shit
my favorite arbiter "legs"
totalitarianism can work if done right, super earth did it right and in ~150 years of existance nothing changed
you do realize that super earth isn't real, right?
All roads lead to Bremerton
of course, but the blueprint isnt too faulty
most human population around the world lives within 100km of coastlines
not to struggle with control 
new jersey bombarding a suspected rebel holdout
horrible PR
suddenly injustice
i mean if youre just gonna execute whoever critics you, then your position even as skk will one way or another become untennable as time goes on
it does remind me of that old saying from himmler tho
as you essentially wouldnt be asking for their love, merely their fear
you mean machiavelli
pretty sure it was himmler who said something along those lines
might be misremembering tho
Crazy? I was crazy once, They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with Prinz Eugen, and Prinz Eugen makes me go crazy.
theres 2 ways to interpret that statement
Crazy? I was crazy twice. They locked me in a room, a room full of Kangerous and Yamashiros, and their mass produced made me lose my mind
@stuck arrow u said this is funny
im crazy
yes
kirk u play erlc?
if the server tag isnt enough of an indication
charlie kirk
shi i forgot im banned from that server 😂😂😂
Just taking a break.
in Eugen's latest skin you have to move fast before she's too wasted to enjoy herself
im asking if he plays it still
sounds like eugen
ight bro
Thank you 
you're welcome kirk
you do realize they can't just last minute swap a character right? it's Eugen
who says they cant
lol
ever heard of voice actors?
obviously
i mean its not impossible to re-record voicelines in that time
but the schedule would have to be insane
clearly you werent around for the times in AL
where they released skins with no voices
because of scheduling issues and what not
yeah i wasnt around at that time
i joined in early '23
real
does this game got lazer dim 700
Yes Indeed
While getting ganged banged by 15 other Shi
yea pretty much
the kriegsmarine, unsupported and left to die
@rose spire let them cry
peak engineering
Yoink Danke
It’s peak for reactions
@rose spire
you're welcome 🤝
reactionmaxxing
it is
heh
I feel like we need more fox girls into this game 
the difference between normal bismarck and bismarck zwei is like night and day
I got the Afcl to 10+ or wtv that ur aux is called
I wish I could get Bremerton
The difference is that one is a normal design and one has a whole fucking 3 headed dragon
you have an entire faction made up of them
I’m pretty sure they only got like 6
who did you give it to?
Still most of them are peak
Them and Iron Blood Shipgirls
Bzwei ofc
we're guaranteed at least one more fox, possibly some more little ones as well
that's more than enough fox
I'm married to 3 fox girls, one of them has me chained up 
I feel as if it’s Akagi
How about bunny like hiryuu

let me guess, her name starts with A and ends with i
we have enough bunnies, at least two whole classes of them
your mother
But theres even more foxes
so what, doesn't mean we need more bunnies
But i like bunnies :c
Gib more Eugen
cutie
Yeah, Akagi... I get fluffed by her tails everyday.
its both a
and a 
heres your wife
100% relatable
At least she still exists as a wreck not scrapped like Enty.
an eroding, radiated wreck but sure
I wish Bremerton was still around
Thanks for the info i'll get her and rebuild her in all her glory
pack a hazmat suit then
I only care for Bremerton
send us a picture when you start glowing in the dark
I used to care for New Jersey Massachusetts Alabama but no Bremerton is better
SSN-698:
No CA-130
Plus Kaga is also there so double Floof 
SSN-698 is also named bremerton
But it’s not my wife
same name
Don't worry i got plenty of Rad-X and radaway boys
by AL rules it is
Musashi is here in the Philippines. Might visit her someday.
Fallout reference
Her wreck.
We love fallout
and enty exist as a dust
flying anywhere of the globe
tf downloading a whole new operating system
3d dorms take up more space
Yeah got even the Fallout mod on my Hearts Of Iron 4 xP
im downloading the minimum shit
no way
Meck lmao
well that changed a bit since I last checked
Double vote amount than Golden Le*d
lets keep it up Cleo beating Akagi
bro censoring it

bro gonna find out if a mod sees it
Me sitting here voting Kursk
Little E server im assuming?
I'm going to vote ent- I mean Akagi, yeah def Akagi.
Help
Lil E server being a powerhouse for hackers why am i not surprised
We have a 10k score person here on sandy atm
they've been here for the past 3 i think events too
Nice
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Is pass Christmas now but keep it in mind
Is booba creep real?
kill it with FIRE !
some ships grow up 😏
Maybe this New Year we will have Kashino's size surpassed the size of her head
Hipper is still flat though
7 years and no growth
And Mutsuki is still mega flat
well flat stays flat 🤣
Kurumi or P.E your main
Hipper been demoted to Vice Admiral Hipper
Both
nope. noone surpasses her !
You will
What about N.J
Cannonball mammaries
don't have her
Ooo that sad
My Focus is Iron Blood Anyways
But i got her too on a pull xP
No FDG btw sad for u
Use blue gun on her bruh
Doesn't matter the multiplier, any number multiplied by 0 will still result in 0 
Ahh Americans and their Nukes
But fr tho WHERE ARE PLAYER USABLE NUKED
Ah yes, Prinz Eugen target dummy
Shipgirls that fire Nukes
Congratulations on getting my most hated character
crazy
is she not worth it?
quite a sad sight to behold when you can't finish up a target in a normal fight
just mute her, when in combat xD
Muting won't fix the clothing issue
Fat man but mk17 side look like more fat then 🥀🥀🥀🥀
i always play with sound on
Btw, Giuseppe Garibaldi is able to fire nuked
very quiet with louder youtube so i can guess when the combat is done xD
Thanks to cold war era refits
Like is Shimas clothes in the room with us now?
Cuz whatever she has on ain't cover anything
well ive got a flat-filter built into my eyes. no problem. i dont even see her 😏
woah when i see all that ship stuff i wanna play War Thunder or World Of Warships again
interesting info
Nah don't get me wrong, flat and medium is premium
u don't like flat?
She just looks far too much like a kid
Am not because sometimes character with skin randomly moan when my mom near by
i dont see it 😉
Needs more radar and fire controls 
Understandable
I had my mum look directly at the screen while I was in the NJ backshots animation
wow a newgen
what the 🤣
Yeah crazy when i got this Bulin xP
My mum looked at that in full view
That worst the me 💀
Wait what? kids play AL?
I'm 17 so by law yes, by actually mentality no
Nah am 17 but am first play when am 7-8 year old
Tho I was watching way worse stuff than this at 12
Baddie
100 KG BOMB!!!!
wow is that cicada?
Is this the one with Espada one?
XB-0 Hresvelgr
Me while i was in the balls of my father
Yes
when 😛
that sounds like swedish rock band

Hi Richard 👋
Bonjour
Crisp White Sheets~
Kaiba is so peak bro
Who here watching avatar 3 in My opinion The ending of the movie felt just like watching the avatar 2 ending part
first part is the best
Yea true
yeah no it was like the 2nd ones ending lol
Never watched avatar except for the life action one 
That the best movie am watching when am what's a kid
the battle kinda felt like the 2nd one just bigger imo
agreed, one of the best movies ever made imo
I could watch it 100 times and still not get bored
Like ww1 and ww2
Am suggest WWZ too
World war Z
The zombie one?
Yea
real
The book is good, the movie eh kinda 50/50
I love intro sound toohttps://youtu.be/kQaSS1_EnI0?si=0u0wD9J2hXFtQU3b
I do not claim any of the above. Copyrighted to their respectful owners Paramount and Muse.
The amazing opening credits from the film World War Z. This is a must watch.
Music: Muse - Isolated Sytem
Back in my day this was PEAK Movie
reminds me of Linkin Park somehow
What about the game one (am hear about it but not interested)
Theres a game??
Yea
I never knew until now
Review seems kinda good
What about train of Busan the Korean movie one
Busan the movie one is good
Competency, love and care, geek hobby.
A gem rarer than Ruby.
Especially once you set up a 50 cal to shred an incoming swarm
my favourite
12.7 mention
Sadly Mattel butched the new releases
Oh well at least we got Hiro
@indigo grotto do u like project zomboid
Too tedious
Project Zomboid is GOTY
Bro this was the best back in my days xP
Same
... wait
@gaunt apex how old are you
32
lol
Oh wow actual movie
You're all so old. I'm 2!
Honestly amazing introduction
I was introduced back in the day with pokemon
Actually there is another one too it's very Famous here
So last month? Got it.
Heidi

hmmm u
Flavoured ice cream snow?
I almost see the sniffer as shaver
no
no
Ice snow flavoured cream?
hmm
ice flavored snow cream
Anyone has the skin guide for cowpens
17 next year 30 April am fully 18
idk personality or such
wait they are sisters?
Who is that
Hipper is older
Ah the flat herself.
Eugen....
I have her and the skin mentioned above
Flat because she's sane
WAT THAT CAN'T BE REAL
Ik I was suprised too.
i never knew that lol
Booba power creep is real
Booba Powerlevelling is real guys
Anyone got the skin guide for the cow
Prinz Eugen has boobs level 10000
used all the useless Shipgirls on her
Ayye. Brim
hmm
How she when from this to THIS!!
IB for the win
best iron blood is Emden
never give German girls booze man
that happens
Obviously those Q4 earnings needs to get higher
Must've had a kid with Commander, explains the size increase 
yostar's economy
Nyo. Nyo grannies.
does anyone make a l2d guide lol as to where all the buttons are?
I summon the l2d guide man
.
Should I oath my ships now or wait to get more rings
Bisko Siren commission
Bisko is the best
Or should I just tag him?
As my waifu is Bismarck, i give this 99999999999999999999999999999999% BEST BISCUIT
Bisko biscuit
Bisco can't compete with our true lord and saviour. Essex.
EPIC
ESSEGGS
More like esex
Depends on how many rings you have
I'm not into egirls
ehhhhhhhhh?
BRUH MY FRIEND SAY I SHOULD TURN THIS CHARACTER BECOMING FEMBOY
Eugen got booba surgery
Made this one myself 
Begone wench
mhmm
Eugen came back from the Sakura Empire while having a "small stop" in Thailand vro 
Nyo.
4
maybe i searched it wrong but i couldnt find it
She Became tran?
That's 4 rings worth of Essex oaths!
wth is this bro 
erofu
Mmm..
@modern walrus yo sorry to interrupt this man needs your help with skins
Food time
Auf Wiedersehen
is this even in the game, I quit since 2022 lmao
Also depends on who you were wanting to oath and for what
It is....
unless you just like the shipgirl, then it doesnt matter really
an expert i see
perfect for my time of need
I clicked the link lol
I just call him "Mr Skinman"
For a character and nothing shows up

Remember to stay hydrated commanders 🥤 
I’m still trying to unlock her
I want a freeze now
perhaps other sources are better

Everyday I hope and I pray. God dont let Vanguard's next skin be as depraved as these ones are 
W
but i approve
I wasn't familiar w your game, yostar
like long time ago I really thought enty racetrack smt skin is explicit enough
it very much will be
manjuu has profit margins to obtain
Way to ruin my hopes and dreams 
welcome to reality
Vanguard should get a skin
Cause small tits should not be a barrier to lewdness
Nu'uh I'm gonna go Truman Show my own life
sure, have fun with that
specifically small tits on non lolis
those actually still exist in this game?
is maury retrofit a loli to you?
I'm sure people now play for the live skins, and I heard it has some interactive feature right? it's getting way advanced lmao
literally who
we got cleveland meta but shes not new technically
In still trying to get her and lion
another cleveland variant to the game
This is the first time I've seen a theologically inspired fanart of Implac...
I wish i have more gem
To buy permanent skin p.e
You know what to do?
Just read the numbers on the back of that funny little card that gives you free money as well as the password to Akashi
Imagine how great it'd be, to be the filling for a sandwich with Cowpens and Gouden being the bread 
Cowpens alone could fit into a grill and achieve world peace
i dont really see it
Impeccable sandwich
ill pass
considering that shes rocking that howard taft build, yeah definitely
That is not a sentence I thought I would hear
id like to add a layer 🥰
Pyramid Sandwich?
But then you'd need a fourth one
3 layers of bread, what are we making, a big mac?
Yes
A big Mac is technically 1+½ a burger
just put https if needed
well u can build big sandwiches 😏
is it just me or those things look forced somehow?
Me too man, me too.

How i can d3
does this really need to exist
ah yes
burger
famous ship called burger
Burger is best
Hard mode
Am didn't see it
Ohhhh
why bother scouring the net when i've got it all
Skinman spitting facts
My kid is so cute.
hmm
better? 😛
read the objective
pull out more of the old illust from the storage
well theres not much...discord is kind of limiting xD
Ancient ahh loading screen
you're right
Time when the dinosaurus ruled the lands and sea
*crappy flute rendition of welcome to Jurassic Park
ooof xD
w h u h
oh god I need sanic for 14-3 
this is sum real tengen activity
Throwback to that one time I speedran the campaign to get gems because I wanted the Enterprise diving suit skin so bad
oh god I already have sanic aquiped
Brother is done for
Puh-zoh 905 🗣️ 🔥
Fire words indeed
fr
yoo
Sadly I don't have nitro so I can't put gifs in there
P60B40+straight cut gears is...man
The way it was born to beat Porsche handsomely at their own game too
The backstory behind it is just mental
Too bad they get rid off them
In a cool way tho
Porsche lobbied the FIA to change the regulations, so 500 road cars and 1000 engines were required the season after the M3 competed
BMW said "right, we've done what we needed to do" and just left
They really went "I ain't doin' all dat"
I lowk hate fia
The way they said "we banned team orders" and then 2025 happens
frfr
...yes
there's no role for that
It happens
It's a thread in #off-topic
Why donkey here

god she so pretty
theres literally 5 castles in mecklenburg
what did you expect
auto is having rouble with w14hm 
boss?
🫂

somehow gotta sink the subs, the light ships, and the suicide boats, all before they reach the backline 
bois.. yknow who needs a cowgirl skin next? 
Nagato 
musashi 😍
lmao
alsace is really something else
but where's loraine
AW HELL NAW
a vote for me is a vote for cowgirl bache skin 🥛 
FLOOF OCLOCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
oooh
what does snow even taste like
like a snowcone but finer
hmm
what a terrible day to have vision
food sound
Damn
We will destroy this Bachemination

Commence the Lazer pointer to eye
Destroy in what way? 
And perhaps Dementius Giveus
I dunno I guess Nukes
or do you mean correct? 
Hanz Get Ze Flammenwerfer
HELL NAW
I wanna wipe the fucking Particles of it off this universe
I want its Quantum Information desecrated
No memory no trace
time to sleep

good night all
Auf Wiedersehen
Hi guys
youre that kurumi guy right
Yes
you know
you can just do server profiles
instead of making this your whole personality
i always take over the whole Personality
okay fine

Guys who's going to be friends with me
Very interesting question 🤔
A lot of people ask this question

why there a rando grey dot just below her hand?
Anyone
thought I had a spec on my monitor for a sec 
does anyone have a barcode printed on the back of their head
west virginia
apparently in Nioh 2 ||Oda Nobunaga's wife is my sister?||
kinda feel bad for kicking their asses in the first game now, but then again they had been dead for years at that point
how did you
that's a real bar code by the way
ooga...'
oda nobunaga and yuki-onna duo fight my beloathed
that fight was fine, was pretty funny watching a certain content creator rage because he'd been cheesing the whole game instead of learning to fight though
i have a feeling on who it is
Guten Morgen
spamming consumables and using that one kusarigama attack does not exactly prepare you for fighting multiple bosses at once
Anyone
idk. the one i thought of spammed sloth talisman and used mid stance spear the whole game
ah, different one then, but this one also used sloth talisman for anything remotely scary
i remember the kusarigama blender attack being really good
and then complained when people called him out for still getting hit because obviously that's the game's fault

when you've been using light armor and sloth talisman the entire game you don't really get to complain when you're so busy spamming you don't dodge anything and get two shot
speaking of, I'm presently using shrine maiden "armor"

whoa its agir
Says the one having a fucking lizard pfp

wait... your status is literally from the song no one knows by QOTSA
It indeed was ägir 
Indeed
You should listen to the UNKLE remix of the song
Yeh, I should
RAAAAAHHHHHHH
Ive listen to the Unkle remix of Burn The Witch



