al-general

[blissful oxide]

hows wuwa 3.0

[devout bough]

Haven't touched it yet

Too busy touching myself

[blissful oxide]

[hearty salmon]

I have turno charged DCT car

I have 177 hp

Unfortunately its a 3 cylinder

So you gotta keep it to like 2k RPM to get power

[devout bough]

What if you had a BTR-82A with 300 hp

[hearty salmon]

I have no use for a tank

[blissful oxide]

jumpscare jpj with it

[devout bough]

Then how about an EBRC Jaguar with 500hp

[hearty salmon]

I jumpscare them with musashi livery on my car

[hearty salmon]

I dont do tanks pig

Not unless it can cut through traffic

[hearty salmon]

[devout bough]

It's just an armoured reconnaisance vehicle

[hearty salmon]

IT HAS A CANOON

I CAN USE IT TO CUT THROUGH TRAFFIC

[devout bough]

*autocannon

[hearty salmon]

✨LITERALLY✨

[blissful oxide]

and destroy the speed camera

[devout bough]

It also weighs 20t so that's like

[teal girder]

does it aim up?

[hearty salmon]

That mf is not moving

[devout bough]

More than everything else on the road

[hearty salmon]

20k kg @ 500hp

Thats like

[teal girder]

feels like fury road if something like this on the freeway

[hearty salmon]

0.025 power to weight

[devout bough]

Enough to reach 56mph

[teal girder]

56 slowpoke

[devout bough]

25 horsepower per ton

On the higher end of armoured vehicles

[teal girder]

put more horse in it

or pigs

[blissful oxide]

hey

[teal girder]

nsfw how?

[blissful oxide]

kirk whatcha doing

[devout bough]

The horses get scared and the crew can only calm so many horses down at once so they won't pull

Poor horsie

[violet panther]

unless the honsegirls drive them

[devout bough]

[oblique dove]

Moving new SD card (256gb)

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-uma-musume-gif-1640338896443695197

[devout bough]

What if i sex the horse girl

[blissful oxide]

e

[devout bough]

Will the result be a quarter horse girl

[hearty salmon]

“Did somebody say goo goo baby”

[devout bough]

How would that look like

[oblique dove]

Bought yesterday (Christmas day)

[violet panther]

i would let Supercreek take backseat

[teal girder]

it'll be a porky horse

[blissful oxide]

ur marseillaise will be sad

[devout bough]

That is true

[blissful oxide]

idk how to spell

[devout bough]

[agile silo]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blissful oxide]

a

[devout bough]

Marseillaise

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-dance-gif-13942174665313107907

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-lonely-gif-9169928466271091841

[blissful oxide]

autocorrect attempting to fool me as usual

john

[jagged snow]

E

[sinful vapor]

hah

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-umamusume-pretty-derby-umamusume-lonely-dancing-dancing-gif-4357941427869333644

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450306971654815824/su30sm2.gif

I want to sleep at noon

Is that a crime

[teal girder]

pig does pig things

[teal girder]

doro but not doro

[oblique dove]

Go to bed

[devout bough]

If so i will need Joffre to cast her judgement down upon me

Ahhhh

[teal girder]

Joof is a doof

she judge fairly

[devout bough]

I want to be wrapped in Joffre's feathery wings

[violet panther]

Joffre would cast Indignation instead

[devout bough]

While digging my face into her chest

[teal girder]

she hit you with her stick

[devout bough]

And cuddling with her

[devout bough]

I'll hit her with my stick

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

she slap you with her twintail hair

[devout bough]

I wrap her twintails around my stick

[meager marsh]

I feel cold staring at their clothes…. Or lack of clothes

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

[meager marsh]

Why do you have a stick conveniently at hand

[devout bough]

What cartwheel woman doing here

[devout bough]

I always have a stick

I just need to extend it

[meager marsh]

I will burn your stick so you have no stick. Haha

[violet panther]

she is Brest's associate

[teal girder]

break the extension

hit with short end of the stick

[devout bough]

Nah, my stick would win

[meager marsh]

< your stick

[oblique dove]

https://fixvx.com/kurena1kitsune/status/2003992642607370516?s=46&t=gMWpcFUCMgB4K5HIsgwSHg

真紅🦊 (@Kurena1Kitsune)

愛

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 25, 2025, 12:54 AM

[teal girder]

become the maki weapon triple stick

[devout bough]

How could she be when i've been sucking on Brests all day

[grand lodge]

Birb

[teal girder]

eww

[elder spire]

I would like to thank whichever manjuu blessed my lucky bag with the Gouden L2D+

And on a side note, anyone else feeling parched? 🥤

[devout bough]

Hmmmm

[molten thorn]

Is YT II bunny skin nerfed or something, I seem to remember them......"bigger".

[devout bough]

Hella great lucky bag

I've been getting 3 lucky bags good in a row

So i'm sure my next one will be ass

[blissful oxide]

its nerfed compared to ur dreams

ur dreams says its "endless"

[violet panther]

Brest is intermiediary between Cartwheel and Fraudeez

[tight roost]

imagine if they add "bahasa indonesia" in AL

[elder spire]

I rarely buy lucky bags, but this was my last one. the exact skin I wanted which I woulda bought either way

[blissful oxide]

shame, was planning to pull for her however the time changes

[molten thorn]

Nah I just remember, I blame the login screen when they featured YT II bunny screen xD

[blissful oxide]

help, i saw another propaganda

[devout bough]

Hmm

Christmas grocery to last until new year i guess idk

Some ppl will triangulate my exact location from this picture probably

[violet panther]

doxxing process

[elder spire]

you not in the US? or just at an asian market?

[hollow quarry]

You sure those can last 7 days

[devout bough]

Yes, in my stomach

[hollow quarry]

I count like, 3 onions and like, 1 kilos of vegie

[devout bough]

I'm sure most people here isn't in the US

[hollow quarry]

You gonna starve piggy

[devout bough]

I WILL SURVIVE

[hollow quarry]

[lavish oracle]

when the

when santa brought you a big tiddy goth girl under the tree

[devout bough]

Santa brought me tied up Joffre under the tree

[violet panther]

i lasted 2 weeks in San Francisco with that volume

[devout bough]

I'll eat her now

[vagrant coyote]

wtf is this real

straw drinking from her belly button

[hollow quarry]

[devout bough]

Wait until you see the hot steamy missionary sex animation

[vagrant coyote]

show me

i dont have it

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

oh, and white soap stuff splashing her face too

[hollow quarry]

I'm not degens enough for that

[modern walrus]

yes

just rent it lol

[vagrant coyote]

oh yeah true

i forgot i have 3 tickets

[restive ivy]

W-what skin is this...

[modern walrus]

guide is on my page as usual

[elder spire]

Goudens L2D+

[vagrant coyote]

which one is the sex animation, pose # ?

[restive ivy]

I need gouden so bad

[modern walrus]

pose 1 has sex and the straw

[elder spire]

Istg, ever since earlier this year it feels like the L2D skin creators are trying to out do each other on how wild they can make a skin without it getting banned

[devout bough]

Need a hot brown dancer boat girl

[modern walrus]

default > pose 1 > 1-1 > 1-2

[devout bough]

Preferably an Iris colony ship

[vagrant coyote]

tap screen to SUCCCCCCCCCC water out of it

[elder spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282486118172069929/1453960654523334799/gif-20251225-225638.gif

[violet panther]

baguette choco, increasingly rare

[elder spire]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-straw-drinking-ice-slush-gif-17923419150909013982

[devout bough]

Where found this guide

[vagrant coyote]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjtMMQzfVNG_Ntd-wE_h-QmJ5fBzRbH15OAvjZfQBaY/edit?gid=492758319#gid=492758319

[modern walrus]

wao, almost love after 2 years

[modern walrus]

my name

[vagrant coyote]

i kid you not but my friends in other server call your doc as "The holy scriptures"

[devout bough]

Ok...

[peak knoll]

I love it

[modern walrus]

the passages lmao

[elder spire]

The skin is wild tho.. (pls dont bonk me, ill delete the gif if this crosses the line for whats allowed my dear mods)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282486118172069929/1453962494346264713/Gouden-Face.gif

[devout bough]

It's finr

In game stuff

It's only the loli camels you can't show here

[hollow quarry]

Isnt some in game stuff illegal to shown here?

[teal girder]

bonk something else

[elder spire]

some in game stuff isnt tho, like shipgirls doing the 👌 hand sign..

[devout bough]

Yes, the loli camels

[elder spire]

thats why I said the ( )

[sharp swan]

What does skin projection do?

[teal girder]

camel ship when

[vagrant coyote]

you can use multiple skins as secretary

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-slug-egypt-metal-slug3-pyramids-gif-22873969

[sharp swan]

That doesn't answer my question though?

[hollow quarry]

Hmm,

[vagrant coyote]

... it does

[sharp swan]

Can i literally not use any skins until level 100?

[vagrant coyote]

no, it's only the feature requiring lv100

[sharp swan]

So let me get this straight, I can't use any of kearsarge's skins until she's level 100?

[vagrant coyote]

you can

skin projection allows you to use multiple skin of kearsarge as secretary at the same time. for example, you can use her bunny skin AND chinese dress skin, occupying 2 slots of your secretary

[sharp swan]

Ohhhh

You didn't make that clear at the start

[sage zealot]

[modern walrus]

limited to setting 1 at a time before before lvl 100 as secretary. afterward, completing 1 quest grants a "dupe" secretary

[vagrant coyote]

yeah ok it's my bad holy i apologize you're correct

[hollow quarry]

[modern walrus]

I think the highest amount you can do rn is agir with 4

[sharp swan]

Appreciate it

[elder spire]

Decided to make her my Christmas Oath to thank her for showing herself as my lucky bag skin 💍

[modern walrus]

nvm it's hakuryuu with 5

praise the true queen

[cosmic crane]

just got her skin too from lucky bag 😭

[restive wing]

Wow Bismarck!

[peak knoll]

Biscuit is packing

[restive wing]

Look like Bismarck he is packing a swimming

[elder spire]

Don't forget to stay hydrated my fellow commanders 🥤

[hearty salmon]

SUBARASHI

[modern walrus]

inaccurate art

[restive wing]

How Subarashi

[peak knoll]

And cake

[nova monolith]

🍑

[vagrant coyote]

@modern walrus #3 is not tap booba, but tap on her face again

[nova monolith]

A Bakery

[peak knoll]

Says the guy who posted her bath skin, which is also inaccurate

[elder spire]

W Christmas Luck

[peak knoll]

Bless

[modern walrus]

yeah I fixed it on other page forgot the current event page, mb

[peak knoll]

And we love to see it

[cosmic crane]

i haven't researched her yet

[elder spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-cody-well-hop-to-it-bro-hop-to-it-hop-to-it-bro-gif-22257523

[lilac raptor]

really?

[hollow quarry]

1 oil

[violet panther]

wait few minutes from canteen eh

[hollow quarry]

Bache in the fleet, me want to puke

[random comet]

Hai yall

[lilac raptor]

hey, gotta hit it once when you're aiming to level up all ships to 120

[lilac raptor]

I ran out of CVs so to speak until the event dropped lex 2 and york meta

lmao

[hollow quarry]

Surely you dont need +1hp

[lilac raptor]

she's decom once 120

[hollow quarry]

Damm, is she well loved?

[lilac raptor]

[tight roost]

Hi goat

[hollow quarry]

How long your punishment last ?

[lilac raptor]

[hollow quarry]

I seen you keep that pfp for like, 2 months now

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/everknight-evernight-ever-night-hsr-star-rail-gif-8150170169450611599

Loney Loney

[snow wyvern]

Hello

[tight roost]

is that the evil Neptune from Goodwill

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/evernight-hsr-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-dance-gif-9937244127154755576

[violet panther]

Clare

[tight roost]

saw some crackhead on x calling the goat "march 7th"

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-patrick-bottlehead-powerpoint-template-gif-27163942

[molten thorn]

Popularity contest for sirens and arbiters........does this mean someone will become playable? 😄

[haughty anchor]

Very

[brisk vigil]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-8203642368310891448

[vagrant coyote]

yes, very soon we will get to play as Temperance in Azur Lane 2

[molten thorn]

Wah D:

[oblique dove]

Is Neptune okay?

[sharp swan]

Kearsarge is so mean

[cosmic crane]

do we have the essex glue gif

[abstract ingot]

Nice

[thorn saddle]

Best I can do is a cosmetic

[elder spire]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-yikes-gif-15532766

[abstract ingot]

I am debating wether or not Birmingham's maid skin is worth it

[tight roost]

fun fact:i got blocked by this man right after i replied 💀

[molten thorn]

Cosmetic for a npc

[sharp swan]

I'm glad I got All Night Charge for Kearsarge already, but I am not switching to it until her affinity goes up, she is so rude right now

[abstract ingot]

why are you caring about twitter?

[thorn saddle]

Last popularity poll Tower won as such we got a tower crown cosmetic to put on our shipgirls aux slot

[abstract ingot]

Huh? why mean?

[thorn saddle]

The Chinese and Japanese polls had observer win and they got a pair of observer's tentacles as a ship aux cosmetic

[sharp swan]

Idk she's just mean to me right now

[molten thorn]

I see that change the story then. Time to go political campaign then.

[sharp swan]

Fargo was just as emotionless but wasn't anywhere near rude or mean

at stranger affinity

[thorn saddle]

You can go to the wiki to check what the other servers won for their popularity polls

[serene niche]

I like this Bismarck skin she’s cute

[real hamlet]

Me too, Biscuit, me too.

[abstract ingot]

she is just determining you

[thorn saddle]

Tbh I want some of their stuff they got like laffey unicorn and yat sen won the Chinese 2019 polls

[abstract ingot]

Kearsarge is just like

[tight roost]

calling this "March 7th" is like calling Whiskey "Root Beer"

[violet panther]

well , she is Himeko ^

[abstract ingot]

remember how it is hard for autistic people to determine sarcasm?

[sharp swan]

That's not March 7th.. that is a genshin impact character

[abstract ingot]

because the spectre makes you take things much more literally, language and such

[sharp swan]

[sharp swan]

I guess so

[violet panther]

Daniel Craig would agree

[slender hatch]

doing the survey, it auto-filled my commander level as 4 and my server name as 127
what

it won't let me edit it

[abstract ingot]

yeah, and she is basically a semi-robo girl

[flat steeple]

Wsg people

[lusty marsh]

I found out there was a planned third bismarck class ship

[merry robin]

[hollow quarry]

[slender hatch]

my commander level is 127 and my server name is washington

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/thaneko-paimon-break-dancing-genshin-impact-gif-10490588756270134444

[flat steeple]

Yo wsg
How’s your Christmas?

[oblique dove]

Good traveling malls.

https://tenor.com/view/tomica-gtr-nissan-gif-19268599

[flat steeple]

Nice
Don’t mind if I run your pockets-

[oblique dove]

Well I buy tomica.

[agile silo]

segs

[flat steeple]

…..
Do you collect?

[oblique dove]

Only emergency vehicles.

[flat steeple]

You collect emergency vehicle models?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-gif-16951734980244358216

[oblique dove]

Yeah.

[heavy pagoda]

Hampter

[flat steeple]

Nice
I collect chess sets 👍

[ancient mulch]

Combinations for get reactions...its the most perfect system i saw

inmersive as hell

[ancient mulch]

oooh look, an Hyperdimension neptunia fan

[oblique dove]

Good.

[flat steeple]

My pfp is literally chess lmao

[abstract ingot]

she literally reads a script and reading the emotions she has to express on one of the black fridays

basically she reads it all monotone and reads "[Act all surprised about the next line while gasping] this new deal!"

[vagrant coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933801860366348/1393808774376062976/14fea1a90c6b4622b1db1e7c01c0b6c6.gif

[sharp swan]

wow

[abstract ingot]

I wonder if peopleget to read previous black friday stories

if they joined recently

[pseudo fulcrum]

Have I got a treat for you

[jagged snow]

Biscuit is simply perfection

[lavish oracle]

eating with implacable call that having lunch with my dinner

[lusty marsh]

my pfp is awesome

[flat steeple]

It looks like a scp I think I know

[lusty marsh]

Wow

[flat steeple]

I figured it out

Scp-2747

Im a scp nerd

[rough vapor]

leaked 2026 tempesta girl

[flat steeple]

Scp-4217

The haunted Bismarck or smth idrc

[modern yoke]

[vagrant coyote]

bro i got hit with the semi transparent shiii

[violet panther]

SCP-4217, the Tempesta Bismarck

[vagrant coyote]

gimme back my UI game reeeeee

[buoyant storm]

[idle remnant]

Bismarck Meta ?

[vagrant coyote]

tentacles meta

[lusty marsh]

total slop

[idle remnant]

i got no coins again 🙁

[elder spire]

Fancy and Bismark having some fun together

[restive wing]

Ah! Scary tongue siren!

[lavish oracle]

hear me out

[elder spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cantproveit-dexter-suspect-doakes-gif-16758707416248838252

[solid whale]

no i dont think i will

[rough vapor]

[elder spire]

Remember to stay hydrated my fellow commanders 🥤

https://tenor.com/view/curious-straw-drinking-ice-slush-gif-17923419150909013982

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-diferente-gif-21367496

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-mambo-mambo-omatsuri-mambou-matikanetannhauser-gif-12623842818647218209

Mambo Mambo

[cinder lintel]

Chi an!!!

[vagrant coyote]

do you know that chi an is an anagram of china

it's also anagram for the word anich which means ||absolutely nothing because i made it the fuck up||

[solid whale]

[glad plover]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MANJUU YOU FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES HOW DARE YOU WASTE MY TIME

EVERYTIME I MOVE IT FUCKING TELEPORTS ME BACK TO TILE 1

[violet panther]

[glad plover]

Dude, whoever desgined this facilty bs deserves to rot in hell

[lusty marsh]

thats disgusting

[blissful oxide]

what if

[blissful oxide]

what if lex2 never hold the clothes at the back

[flat steeple]

Guh?

[cyan sierra]

Is the server slow or is it just my phone?

[flat steeple]

It’s u

[cyan sierra]

Weird, I seem to have no problem with other games, maybe I should restart my phone

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-little-enterprise-gif-6244230361768017226

[blissful oxide]

birb

[waxen slate]

feetlickers smh

[lusty marsh]

Now ur sending me scp stuff

[flat steeple]

Yes

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-t-pose-uma-musume-uma-why-she-do-that-gif-4871034555488292830

[upper flame]

[agile silo]

welcome yo OpSi

[ember flax]

Aww shee I didn’t know chapter 14 hard was released

[glad plover]

The worst part is, I can't call in TB whenever I want, I have to fail like 50 times in a row for her to show up

[agile silo]

Caption this

[glad plover]

A yellow sun rises, blood shall be spilt

[violet panther]

sheild shall be splintered

[glad plover]

A Sword day!, a red day, ere the sun rises!

[violet panther]

📯

[glad plover]

RIDE NOW! RIDE NOW! RIDE TO GONDOR!

[violet panther]

Ride for ruin and the world's ending!

x 3

[glad plover]

Man I LOVE that scene

[violet panther]

Forth Eorlingas!

[proud moon]

What do they mean by explore boldly
https://x.com/i/status/2004341389820137707

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Eventually, Mecklenburg stopped thinking...

*After Mecklenburg changed into her new outfit, a new feature has been unlocked! Commander, don't hold back—explore boldly!

X · Dec 26, 2025, 12:00 AM

[violet panther]

"can't think straight, mind numb"

[upper flame]

Um

I got a bug in my AL

The home screen UI is transparent

[neat matrix]

Does the prinz eugen skin have any special/ hidden features

[verbal narwhal]

Burg

[waxen slate]

"off-topic"

[modern walrus]

https://bit.ly/ALCFguide

@neat matrix look here

[proud moon]

Borgar

[verbal narwhal]

Man I love Burgs

[tired crown]

Burg when she has to cook burgs cause she works at a burgs joint in Gettysburg

[violet panther]

we have the Pitts for that

[keen bolt]

It took two years, but...

Victory.

EN is no longer the contrarian, Observer has won in every single server.

[tired crown]

[stuck latch]

Hey hey is it better to oath main ship or vanguard ? Or is it all the same

[keen bolt]

Just oath whoever you like the most, it doesn't matter.

[hazy nacelle]

Stat wise main cause they deal most dmg sp the 3% is more worth

But

Oath who u truely like

Dont oath for strength

Btw

Just achieved quad152 freedom. I will never run out of it

[cyan idol]

i want TB won
ig observer is overrated

[keen bolt]

I didn't even make any propaganda for this year because I didn't have any hope given the new entries this year, but I was proven wrong.

[simple grotto]

hi guys

[keen bolt]

Biggest surprise is how much Empress dropped compared to last poll.

[violet panther]

is Chariot a Dark Honse of this poll? or Ordainer?

[keen bolt]

No them being that high up is not a surprise in the slightest.

Hell I expected Ordainer El to be this year's Tower.

[violet panther]

i see

[keen bolt]

Purifier is definitely the dark horse here, though, her getting to 5th is a big surprise.

Magician...
-# Manjuu not using Madam M's portrait for her killed her chances.

Really though, Empress going down this much is the biggest surprise, I feel, after she pulled this last poll.

-# Temperance and Tester fought for last place to the end, again.

But yeah, Observer wins, can't wait for the aux next year.

[weary wasp]

did yall enjoy xmas?😎　https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9K6fYaOTq04

[sweet galleon]

What have they done to eugen
Shes just
She looks like agir lol

[weary wasp]

NEXT IS NEW YR 🍻

[sweet galleon]

Her heart grew two sizes that day...

Among other things

[weary wasp]

i dont like that they repeat the characters, hope we dont get the same thing as jp server

[strong lion]

Sophia

[fickle remnant]

hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning.

this has been a reoccurring issue…

[vagrant coyote]

good copy pasta, but it's out of nowhere

[meager haven]

And very dated

[fickle remnant]

i really like it i’m sorry

:3

[meager haven]

Not to mention VC hasn’t been opened in like 3 years now

Probably longer

[fickle remnant]

been here for like 2 years, never even knew that

or a year i guess

like every azurlane fan, i’ve never played it

[violet panther]

your statement there is highly likely got this reaction instantly :

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-walter-gif-16654937694077157239

[rose spire]

Oh…

[latent phoenix]

Prinz eugen skin is the best of the bunch to be honest

[stiff dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1379292003707392042/essex_09.gif

[violet panther]

imagine Essex fluting/saxophoning with that fire-extinguisher

[idle remnant]

i have question, why cant gouden leeuw cant equip Guam gun ? despite saying she can equip large caliber gun

[violet panther]

Gouden is a Heavy Cruiser-type, she can't equip Large Cruiser type gun eh?

[idle remnant]

it says here

[violet panther]

that can imply more than CB-gun type

[weary wasp]

yeah those descriptions are usually very confusing

[violet panther]

heavy cruiser gun in AL range from like 180mm to 254mm

unless that Deutcheland's 283

[weary wasp]

Im still here saying Suruga skill is missing the dmg reduction it gives. It increases with level so its very important but in the game its ommited

the translations sometimes are bad and make error

s

[tiny kraken]

Delicious

[idle remnant]

whats weird is she can equip her own gun that is labeld as a large cruiser, but cant equip other large caliber guns like Agir gun or Guam gun

[violet panther]

hmmm

she can also equip Deutcheland's purple 283

[idle remnant]

weird elf lady

[violet panther]

that gun is probably the dutch license-copy of Scharnhorst's

[weary wasp]

ok I read the japanese wiki, the thing is with that specific gun. It is equipable by Tulipa heavy cruisers

wait actually no, its a very weird list

Gouden leeuw, Prinz Adalbert and Friedrich Carl

only

that should be written somewhere, how would you know that

[violet panther]

Hienrich, Adalbert, and Carl were probably planned to use that gun too, irl they're likely the paper-design P-class cruiser

[idle remnant]

its abit confusing but so sad she cant equip a UR gun on her Main slot

[weary wasp]

I guessed it was something history like that, but as you can see in comments before, very little ammount of players know that

history related*

[violet panther]

it's indeed confusing, more so for historical paper-design, and Manjuu's gear-rule set on them

[weary wasp]

yeah shes a normal heavy cruiser, its just that gun that has that very weird gimmick

[violet panther]

but that make Golden Lewd's signature gun her bis in HE property

irl, her size would be battlecruiser / large cruiser territory

[idle remnant]

really wanted her to have guam gun since were getting a 2nd one this january

[violet panther]

Golden Lewd, the ship

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/snuffy-vtuber-raccoon-girl-donut-gif-20666831

[weary wasp]

hmm your question ended being very valid, the gun should have that detail in its description or something.

and the skill should say something different its also confusing

I read it and yeah first thing i think is she can equip any large cruiser gun

[glacial arch]

Merry late Christmas to everyone!!!

[violet panther]

as scuffed as logic in gun choice availability, the AP for her has to go for whether Hindy's rainbow 203 SKC, or Napoli's 254

[glacial arch]

Hope y'all got nice presents

[weary wasp]

ate like my weight in food

repost https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9K6fYaOTq04

[glacial arch]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-z23-cute-formidable-so-cute-gif-20385961

Hmmmmm

[echo harbor]

AEGIR IN NIGHTIE IN DORM?

[remote scaffold]

is this permanent now

[peak knoll]

yeah

[sacred sinew]

guys is oil from mail wasted when i reach the softcap

[sinful vapor]

pfft Unzen gun

[violet panther]

Unzen gun is limited, better use elsewho?

[sinful vapor]

Hindy already using the other

Unzen herself using Drake gun

[devout bough]

Jeanne went on a rampage lol

[frank relic]

Rate the new eugen skin ?

[devout bough]

14 kills

[violet panther]

noice

[devout bough]

150k SL without booster

[sly briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4Wn6zQAY0

[sinful vapor]

but yea I was confused at first why she could not equip other great CB guns considering one of her skills mention large caliber main gun, but really it was just mentioning her signature gun. Either a typo happen in translation or she is bugged not being able to use other proper large caliber main guns

[violet panther]

another 283 she can use is the Deutcheland's purple 283

[sinful vapor]

yea.......but it is not great

300 or above

[stuck arrow]

hi guys

[sinful vapor]

the damage buff is not sufficient to equip those guns

[solar dome]

noshiro don't end them like that

[devout bough]

wish we had Gloire in Laners

La Galissonnieres are always goated

[echo harbor]

I love Elf Milf

[sinful vapor]

tier list does not even mention it since it is just that bad

[remote scaffold]

i don't have to rush buying it then?

[violet panther]

even purple 203 are better than purple 283

[devout bough]

Both La Gal and Marseillaise are so pretty

[sinful vapor]

yup

[lapis mesa]

I don't have Mecklen so I have to ask

How good is her l2d?

[peak knoll]

from patch notes https://azurlane.yo-star.com/news/2025/12/24/maintenance-notice-12-25-12-a-m-utc-7/

[radiant cipher]

Epic

[violet panther]

Flandre and Janus skin name may follow by FBI raid

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[glossy kestrel]

Hi

[sinful vapor]

Omelette

[ripe osprey]

@stuck arrow talk

[stuck arrow]

i am

but i still cant get this game because of my storage

[ripe osprey]

ok

[stuck arrow]

wbu

[ripe osprey]

uhh

im already getting started

[stuck arrow]

how long to download

bro i still gotta clear out storage shit 😂

[ripe osprey]

1.2 gigs like that

takes around 5 mins

on mobile btw

[stuck arrow]

people told me the real game is like

30 gb

[ripe osprey]

but like the real game itself

yeah

[stuck arrow]

i am not getting

[ripe osprey]

thats what i said

[stuck arrow]

💀💀💀

[ripe osprey]

😂

what br is you on wt again

[stuck arrow]

fkn

1.3 😂

hold on

let me see what i can deleet

delete*

that's cooked bro

5gb space

[sinful vapor]

if you only download the bare minimum of AL and do not download any extra assets afterward, the game is only about 17gb.

[stuck arrow]

whats like the extra assets

[austere mesa]

ok doing the survey now and realisng server and level is flipped

[sinful vapor]

voices, l2d skins, gallery, comics, 3d dorm, and island planner crap.

[stuck arrow]

wtf how much is there in this

[solar dome]

level 3

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-17783301919289903516

[sinful vapor]

on my phone is 17gb since I have just the bare minimum. on my emulator which I have everything downloaded like 28.5gb.

[peak knoll]

i still got my 5 cubes at the end anyway even though the autofill failed

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/soyo-nagasaki-soyo-nagasaki-nagasaki-soyo-bang-dream-gif-14330512905985502262

[stuck arrow]

nah ggs bro no way im getting this im gonna have to spectate 😂

[ripe osprey]

rip

[stuck arrow]

hows the game bro

im out here watching

[ripe osprey]

good

dont ask much tho

[stuck arrow]

fym bru 😂

[ripe osprey]

i aint the expert

😂

[stuck arrow]

i cant stay here

i gotta like rejoin n shit

if im caught in this server

[ripe osprey]

aight up to you

[stuck arrow]

💀

[ripe osprey]

🫀

[peak knoll]

u shouldnt be embarassed of what you enjoy

[stuck arrow]

i cant even describe what they will do to me bro

[peak knoll]

new year new you

[ripe osprey]

heard they bang you up real bad

💀

[stuck arrow]

im gonna get banged in my holes bro

[graceful rover]

dw everyone has their kinks and stuff they cant be making fun of u

[stuck arrow]

thats whats gonna happen to me

[peak knoll]

wont u enjoy that tho

[ripe osprey]

yes bro

[stuck arrow]

hell no bru

😂

[ripe osprey]

i mean im gay for example

[stuck arrow]

this guy

[sinful vapor]

they will dress up in MLP suits cause that is what they are into

[stuck arrow]

whats an mlp suit

[sinful vapor]

My Little Pony

[ripe osprey]

example son

[stuck arrow]

im at a loss of words rn

[ripe osprey]

ok

[sinful vapor]

[vital leaf]

Goddamn

Gouden's basic line is already horny asf

If she's mother nature, she'd be a never-ending volcano eruption

[peak knoll]

she is an elf with a womb tattoo afterall

[tight roost]

i hate pro-generative AI bitches.

[violet panther]

and her va is already a mother

[vital leaf]

true

i read th comment, she's an irl mother to emden's va?

Goddamn

[peak knoll]

i love ai generation

[violet panther]

yes

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

grab yourself a pencil mate

[peak knoll]

u prob pirate shit all the time

whts the difference now

[ripe osprey]

hold up

surfacing is playing rn

[stuck arrow]

who tf is u bro

[vital leaf]

I now remembers that she is also Alice's va

[stuck arrow]

who tf is me

😂😂

[vital leaf]

truly peak of peak

mother of motherhood

the most motherly of all

[ripe osprey]

who tf is us man

😂

[vital leaf]

OH WAIT

NO WAY

[graceful rover]

by who

[stuck arrow]

shiii

look at me

royal navy

[vital leaf]

SHE'S THE JP VA OF LADY D

LMAOOOOO

[ripe osprey]

ok royal navy

[vital leaf]

MAKES SENSE

[violet panther]

[stuck arrow]

stfu who is u

[graceful rover]

he lightskin link

[ripe osprey]

im kriegsmarine

[stuck arrow]

omg

cuz

son

[ripe osprey]

shit i aint a bad navy that time

[stuck arrow]

where ur role at

look at me

🥶

[peak knoll]

shylily isnt a pure vtuber

we cant accept her here in our waifu game

[stuck arrow]

oh shit this got an anime???

[violet panther]

[stuck arrow]

wilding

[sinful vapor]

Shylily did stream a couple of times with AL

[graceful rover]

uss iowa or the album iowa @ripe osprey

[stuck arrow]

@graceful rover u like anime right

[nova monolith]

I guess so does Numi

[ripe osprey]

both

[sinful vapor]

it has been a very good while though

[graceful rover]

yea man i guess

[stuck arrow]

how does iowa look like in this game

[peak knoll]

i think shylily did this last event

as far as what i saw

[blissful oxide]

wild chat

[sinful vapor]

we only got New Jersey

[stuck arrow]

where tf is iowa

[stuck arrow]

say mums soul

[sinful vapor]

atm

[stuck arrow]

no shot

[peak knoll]

they dont add the most famous yet

holding for azur lane 2

[stuck arrow]

brevvvv

tf is azur lane 2

😂

second game??

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-honey-new-jersey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-12495899317677104123

this is New Jersey

[blissful oxide]

1+1=2

[stuck arrow]

oh shi alr

[stuck arrow]

@ripe osprey wait u dm'd me saying this ur gf

[sinful vapor]

[blissful oxide]

indeed

[ripe osprey]

is you crazy

[blissful oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414189841633120338/1423976116712116254/attachment.gif

[stuck arrow]

u said that tho right

[ripe osprey]

i didnt say that

[blissful oxide]

guess who

[ripe osprey]

nah

u aint got shit on me

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-uss-new-jersey-al-alm-gif-21668413

[stuck arrow]

so new jersey is the only iowa

[sinful vapor]

yea atm

[stuck arrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/itsburger010-mS4B0gBvBrCR7gkf8w

[ripe osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[blissful oxide]

wot the cringe

[stuck arrow]

what other classes

they got the north carolina

?

[peak knoll]

yeah

[stuck arrow]

yamato?

[sinful vapor]

just Musashi and Shinano atm

[peak knoll]

not yamato yet

[stuck arrow]

thats wild

[blissful oxide]

[sinful vapor]

yup sadly

limited to just two for fairness

[blissful oxide]

but some got 1

so total they have is 3

[sinful vapor]

nope

[blissful oxide]

uh huh

[sinful vapor]

everyone will have 2

[blissful oxide]

o dang

[solar dome]

you only have 1 if you only own 1

like me

[blissful oxide]

[solar dome]

cause my lazy ass forgot to play during her rerun

[peak knoll]

i bought 2 as well

[sinful vapor]

if you missed out both times....you can now get em

[blissful oxide]

i only got 2.4k core data

[peak knoll]

i guess all the rainbow event gear be added here soon

how do u only have 2.4k

do u not do ur hard mode runs

[blissful oxide]

no x3 event

[peak knoll]

it 3 battles only

[blissful oxide]

for me

[sinful vapor]

so far this is just for the aux and some stuff

[blissful oxide]

what chapter do u farm in hard

[austere mesa]

13

[solar dome]

it's just event aux gear

[sinful vapor]

the highest you can

[blissful oxide]

e

im farming at 5 lmao

[sinful vapor]

I farm in 13

[peak knoll]

i do like chapter 11 cos im lazy and havent beaten the newer ones

[blissful oxide]

ahhh

[solar dome]

that reminds me i have to do hard mode today

[sinful vapor]

cannot do 14 cause I never 3* every stage in chapter 14

[peak knoll]

but it real easy once u 3 star

[blissful oxide]

how much do u earn there

[solar dome]

32?

[hearty salmon]

That reminds me

[sinful vapor]

30 per run in chapter 13

hard

[solar dome]

13 gives 30 so 14 should give 32

[hearty salmon]

I haven't drooled over big massive tiddies today

[peak knoll]

why not

[blissful oxide]

e

its x2 of what i earn currently lol

[hearty salmon]

Ah there we go

Imagine those in my face

or the softness of em

[ripe osprey]

alright

[blissful oxide]

hope its worth it

[peak knoll]

it is yeah i think

[stuck arrow]

thats urs bro

[mild stone]

are you guys male

[blissful oxide]

aight

[stuck arrow]

no way this guy

[sinful vapor]

oh right yamato gun will eventually be added to gear lab some day......

[peak knoll]

im a girl

[stuck arrow]

im getting so outed for being here 😂

[ripe osprey]

please bro

not this time

[sinful vapor]

rather have them skip it and go straight to skyraider

[stuck arrow]

fym not this time

[ripe osprey]

havent i said it clear

[stuck arrow]

no

[graceful rover]

big e is for him

[ripe osprey]

kys

[stuck arrow]

u see the role?

im royal navy bro

u dont wanna say that to me

[ripe osprey]

ok ni

[stuck arrow]

🥶

[graceful rover]

ok but ur little enterprise

lil boy

[stuck arrow]

thats the server name

i cant even download this

[ripe osprey]

ksksksk

[tired cradle]

oh damn

[ripe osprey]

yeah u cant even download 😂 😂 😂

[stuck arrow]

5 gb free space crippled ahh

😂

[ripe osprey]

look whos talking

[graceful rover]

rodrigo the poser

[stuck arrow]

relax

go back to new jersey

ur gf

[ripe osprey]

hell na

[sinful vapor]

woah

[stuck arrow]

@mild stone dont tell anyone im here

DAMN

[graceful rover]

ZAMN

[mild stone]

DAMN DUDE

[modern dew]

DAMN

[stuck arrow]

stfu bro 😂😂

[mild stone]

is there like an age verification check for this game

[stuck arrow]

oh shit is there

[modern dew]

well you have to be 3 months old to play

[ripe osprey]

aight

[modern dew]

or they execute you

[stuck arrow]

which girl is this

[ripe osprey]

rq ima rub one out

brb

[stuck arrow]

alr bro

[sinful vapor]

Lexington 2 essex class

[stuck arrow]

mustve been the wind

[tired cradle]

something something happy boxing day something something crane supremacy

[tired cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anime-gif-20781787

[stuck arrow]

wym lexington 2

oh wait

[blissful oxide]

mustve been the psi

[stuck arrow]

nah the essex

[tired cradle]

kthxbye

[stuck arrow]

alr

not the lexington class

[sinful vapor]

we got OG Lexi, but she outdated

[stuck arrow]

damn

[sinful vapor]

here it is

[mild stone]

what's azur lane about

[stuck arrow]

oh i see

[sinful vapor]

Lexington Lexington class

[ripe osprey]

back

[graceful rover]

that was ast

[ripe osprey]

the clarity hitting already

[solar dome]

it's when you're driving and like the road on the horizon looks blue or whatever

[mild stone]

do you guys get turned on when the ships call you commander like is it a dominance kink

[stuck arrow]

thats me

me right there

[graceful rover]

son what

thats me too

[stuck arrow]

stfu

[stuck arrow]

no its me

me only

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dowedeservedestruciton-destruction-doctor-strange-do-we-deserve-gif-14904255190281914356

[graceful rover]

sorry 🫀

[stuck arrow]

word

https://tenor.com/view/ybg-don-gif-4746573005758838445

call me ybg don from now on

[mild stone]

im asking a question no joke

do you guys get turned on when the ships call you commander

[ripe osprey]

im not calling you ybg don

[sinful vapor]

USS Cowpens Independence class

[violet panther]

sry, but i may treat your question as a joke anyway

[stuck arrow]

🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

@mild stone thats u

[ripe osprey]

nice

[mild stone]

it aint a joke im doing this for my thesis research on the psyche of AL players

[graceful rover]

u found ur new place

[stuck arrow]

stfu

call me ybg don rn

[mild stone]

please answer my question

[graceful rover]

ybg donalds

[violet panther]

hope somebody answer your question with real intention then

[stuck arrow]

ybg

[ripe osprey]

wtf is that name son

[stuck arrow]

it stand for

young

black

and gifted

https://tenor.com/view/ybg-don-gif-4746573005758838445

[sinful vapor]

Willams D Porter Fletcher class

[ripe osprey]

ybg don from dc 😂

[blissful oxide]

just brainwash others to answer that with jokes

[stuck arrow]

holy

[mild stone]

https://tenor.com/view/chordspicer-chordspicer-university-free-piano-training-meme-chordspicer-meme-chordspicer-university-meme-gif-134408203682423212

[graceful rover]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[stuck arrow]

whats like

the most mad

on the line

nsfw

porn having ass

girl

[sinful vapor]

uhhh

[ripe osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-drink-soda-i-eat-pizza-i-drink-soda-eat-gif-1302284274771756198

[stuck arrow]

i cant believe i just said that bro

[solar dome]

the way this would've been an easy to answer question a few years ago

[mild stone]

can you show us a girl like wearing only one strand of cloth to cover her nipples

[stuck arrow]

ffs

[sinful vapor]

HNLMS Gouden Leeuw

[ripe osprey]

porn having ass

[solar dome]

which one

[blissful oxide]

woah

chat look

[ripe osprey]

hell yo statement

[stuck arrow]

bro thats legit @mild stone

[solar dome]

oh like

[blissful oxide]

guys look what did this user say

[solar dome]

alsace

[mild stone]

there's multiple of them?

[sinful vapor]

yup

[solar dome]

yes bro I'm crine

[stuck arrow]

@mild stone this is u

[solar dome]

someone show alsace im too lazy to log back in

[ripe osprey]

ima rub one out again

[graceful rover]

post nut clarity

[ripe osprey]

this time gonna be rough

[stuck arrow]

can u stfu bro

😂

[sinful vapor]

KMS Hindenburg

[mild stone]

do yall get hard when you see a ship name like just the text

[ripe osprey]

nah 😂

[stuck arrow]

shii

[stuck arrow]

juan

stfu

[graceful rover]

let the man do his research

[stuck arrow]

bro i want this game

[mild stone]

im asking ts for my thesis

[stuck arrow]

😂

[ripe osprey]

shut up filipino

[stuck arrow]

ong

[ripe osprey]

gago

[solar dome]

don't play it

[stuck arrow]

this guy legit filipino bro

[sinful vapor]

RN Napoli

[ripe osprey]

yes bro

[mild stone]

being filipino is niche sfym

[ripe osprey]

tiompun ko sia

bodo

kimak sial

babi

cibai

[mild stone]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-whatever-go-my-true-scarab-go-my-scarab-morgan-freeman-gif-3091971228562826566

[sinful vapor]

FFNF Alsace

[blissful oxide]

someone shall call mods

[ripe osprey]

anjing

[blissful oxide]

🤣

[sinful vapor]

lol

[blissful oxide]

hmm

the chat is unusually dead

[mild stone]

is porn and nsfw allowed here or no

[sinful vapor]

no

[solar dome]

no

there's banned skins

[violet panther]

IJN Musashi

[solar dome]

eww I just got reminded of that grozny one

[peak knoll]

its sad even though the game is like this

[mild stone]

how come you guys can send bare ass and an insane amount of cleavage

[stuck arrow]

that’s how i wake up

[ripe osprey]

💯 💯

[graceful rover]

are u filipino

[stuck arrow]

no

[sinful vapor]

IJN Shimanto

[stuck arrow]

crazy