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Well I already do that but my other phone is old so. It crashes lol
Also i just don’t feel like clicking on opsi
It’s weird
yea a lot of the good stuff are in gear lab
and gear lab will continue to expand
True… that’s why I wanna do it :( but I can’t:((( I’m procrastinating
too lazy to gear lab
Just spend the 5k oil and get a fleet to auto clear on emulator

And get the hidden zone search thingy too
This if you have less time and excess Oil
??? why am i fighting a tub toy
Part 2 skins are so shit , only Gouden and Kansas are good 
Hmmm what should i make for lunch
i have no pork in the freezer though
buy
only chicken and some wagyu for a rainy day
Pulled Pork
then cook zui
Eugen, Bismark, Mecklenburg?
how though
Turkey feast 

Those three 🚮
Roasting over fire 
Ur crazyy
I feel bad for procrastinating heavily on opsi tbh
i would but i think my apartment management office will kill me

My computer is trash and I have yet to buy a new one. I’m planning on getting a laptop soon tho…. I dunno which one to get tbh LMAO. I’m stuck between two I saw since all the others are way more expensive even if they’re most likely better….. sighhhh
Cook him too 
Don't be, unless its the gears 

no gears 🥀
🤢
it's like an 80 years old lady down there

Real…..
man, a slower cd might hurt, but its a change for everything
i have 14 blueprint ur exchanges at least
Just make sure you play on MumuPlayer when you get one, it’s the smoothest one to run the game on
for a single set of two ur sub torps
so the new NP bomber is just a converted NP fighter.....hmmmmm
Exactly
Su-6 should be a dedicated strike bomber though
it's quite similar to Il-2
Yeah, I was planning to cuz I heard it was better
I'm interested to see what its damage numbers are
It was heavily advertised by AL, so its supported the fuck out of it
I think
The plane is just shit 
Okay
dafuq are these gremlin sized ships
a menace in war thunder though, single drop 250kg bombs and twin 37mm cannons terrorize ground
damn just like his fighter brother
Small. Just a tiny little baby

Isn't it just a skip bomber in AL
would you like to provide any amount of context?
who even wants to play that grind hell?
all your money goes into repairs

how does it drop bombs?
is it like the campaign enemy bombers which set a line of bombs and not a single target?
SU-6 Skip Bombers is just not good
yes
bruh
right... so why?
yea for the meme
very funny
nakhimov has skip bombers in her barrage
what a tradeoff
you realize any skip bomber in the game is just competing with way too much, helldiver/Skyraider/Tenrai. The fact that the devs made the helldiver have a 2000 pound bomb means everything thats not rainbow suck against it
worst damage for more investment
even the goldhelldiver becomes mid because the purple one is so op
does anybody even use anything other than the purple helldiver?
tenrai and skyraider are the only things thats better other then gold helldiver
a tenrai and a skydiver like there are only two skydivers assuming you managed to clutch the two on event
i lost the first skydiver
the gold one is good, but needs to be +13
Why would anyone craft BL2M into worse BL2M
what's the point in that? so expensive... 
for how infrequent I use DBs, it's not bad
golden helldiver is just purple with more avi
oh hell no lol
even at +13 there is not much damage diff
when I could just 11+ a helldiver and then use the others for 13+ a tenrai after a long while on long investment
do french CVs not use DBs?
they are all practically cvls
when I use Painleve, I use a faster DB on her so her heal comes quicker
and Joffre sadly isn't worth using in almost every case
isn't Joffre a CV?
Bois is the best one too 

french CVs are in a sadder state then royals
Kronk gun
generally not worth crafting
well i'm not missing materials
as you can see

yeah that's why, especially for Painleve, I just pop a fast DB on
given her heal comes 5sec after the airstrike, the faster the strike can happen the better
all CB dps are pretty pathethic, everyone just uses the rainbow one from guam event
beárn is an aircraft carrier
2nd Guam gun soon 

exactly
i don't even have guam gun yet

damnit
you're starting to see why I don't care much about DBs lol
all my investment is in fighters and TBs
Hmm
why is she dressed so friskly
because META
first Meta Goober is insane
My god those milkers are on another level of fat
What I wouldn’t do to cop a feel like denji
Hmm
allow denji to lap pillow (and also transform)
once Chkalov is replaced by Soyuz in a bit, I only have 3 TBs in use across all my fleets
a Skyraider, golddiver, and the new fast Eagle DB just for speed

not you
and honestly once I can get a second Skyraider, Lex II replaces her gold-diver anyways
clevemeta drop from sp. woohoo. 60 cube event secured
That's doesn't sync as well
I love Beárn
my timings are right there
she fires before Lex, and I hold Kearsarge's salvo for an extra second or 2
the su-6? didn't you just say it's bad?
its fast. thats what matters
ah, so it speeds up the airstrike
yorktown just doesnt hit the 4 strike without a fast DB
due to yorktown skill it doesnt matter what lexy runs
hit the 4 strike... are you basing this entirely on the META challenge?

skip-bomber su-6 
cause in most content, whatever I'm hitting is already dead before the 3rd
wait no SU-6, the event shop one
wait you are using those 3 in w14 boss
no
that's just one of my other fleets
we're talking DBs, so I just showed one of my few setups that uses DBs
Patrick is always there
waiting to be mentioned
Who should I oath 
so Corsair-1000 is a DB? not fighter?
the new Eagle one?
yeah, fast DB
we have had "fighter" Corsair-Pirate-
fast
Lexy and Yorktown always wants to run the same fighter complement , however yorktown needs to run the faster DB or Lexy outspeeds her
at plus 10, yes
ofc
Good, aged meat 
A bad one at that
yea cause it is a skip bomber
oh my god bruh
Ticonderoga, Peter or Duca looks solid
not good for single target damage
Pick 1 
Sure
Ticonderoga it is...
@sage zealot thoughts?
Brennus, Unzen, Vittorio Veneto, Kearsarge if you got a spare ring
You copied a lethal clear fleet from Jimmy, ofc it will work 
I'm more so worried about the menacing 3* bb nodes KEK
As long as you kill those fleets with ammo you will be fine
Do you want any specific name?
The Forehead 😭😭😭
Pick 1 
okay im scared why is unicorn getting revealed too much

Bayard the armpit girl
Oh bayard my bayard
Subs or planes

Although she has a preload so not a surprise she reveals decently quick, that's why Ulrich sucks absolute trash in w14
Want me to name her anything specific
I remember back then on her release she was considered the w14 cheeser bc of her op crossfleet

but you really needed to wheelchair her in the boss fleet
bc she just gets fucking nuked
She gets nuked
@pastel oracle
you want anyone?
hmm
Houshou 
the things people were doing back then was uh FDG Ulrich Volga/Aquila for boss node
Ulrich was being hard wheelchaired by healers
u have kawakaze oathed?
its lowkey amazing how terrible ulrich in hindsight was
I could call her Mayumi, but its up to you
just an opinion
Kitty
Want me to name her anything?
I usually leave it up to the person who chose the ship
Smelly armpits that I love to sniff
Milfy
girl
There’s more here if your interested
usually how many time takes yostar support mail to answer?
OOHH they removed the timing
Gonna allow repeats for those who already have chosen some before
No name needed, the oath is good enough

Marine
Guranteed within 24 hours
what is this some sort of unicorn
Alright
gotta wait 24 hours till buying shinano bunny, thanks!
if Sheree is fine 
someone will die there...but who?
Although I'm pretty sure they are in Japan so if you submitted around that time , you get it really quick . Mine only took like 2 hours when I submitted super late at night
ooooooooooooooh yay
YAHHHAYYASWYYAAYAYAYAY THANKS

yeah i submitted the email almost 30 minutes ago heh
That Unicorn is getting revealed easily for some reason
poor unicorn
I love it when people contribute to my wifes outfit sales and oath count….

Use a feather next time
I have hope that she well get more attention
lesson learned
MORE!!!!
they have money 
Thanks, if its ok for you 
Still good
okay this should be fine I should attack the cruiser nodes first
and leave bb for last
Oh my god its big tits
im not even going to bother with world 14 hard until I finish my fucking opsi
I have almost done no opsi
NOSHIRO SOLO
Ok woah I got the wrong gifs discord

fr
Deadass
My mind’s telling me no
But my body , MY BODY’S TELLING ME YASSS
I do this with all my ships
HEHHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEJEHEHEHEJEJEE you have contributed to a great cause

Precious
Also my back
Like I’m getting back pain when I sit wrongly
God
You should heal off those , take the Dads first
Sorry I leave it to the person who chose the ships
Want me to name her anything?
Can I choose next round

Well lucky you 
I’ll just resend it
hear me out. oath kitakaze and name her ki ki
hey guys can you share yout 14-4 hard mode boss fleet ? my backline always dies
Uhhh… name her Cookie or just my full username (CookieGamer2197) to make sure EVERYONE KNOWS I’m her epic awesome amazing #1 spouse 
ngl, you can do better than that Snow 
shush
kitakaze qt
Whichever one you want
oh girl
Fuck it, go with the username!!!!!
don't be concerned of the Vanguard when the Main fleet is almost dying 
noshi can protect
me when an unlucky shot got through
she can always protect
how to protect backline
its not even a Noshiro problem
pray for your fucking life
Ignore the gear it’s temporary gear until I get coins 
hack
mhmm
YAYAYAYYAYAYYY oh my god jer morale
it’s ok she’ll be fine

we need level 130 ships
Also I most likely won’t change the names that people have chosen for ships sorry
There’s still meta kawakaze which I may oath sometime in the future
undertstandable
kitakaze is what I said tho
Ohhh
kawakaze I like that name
ohhh
What name do you want for her
Ki ki
:9
She’s one of my favorite ships so I oathed her a long time ago
1 is missing
You want anyone John 
You already got Drake for me IIRC
yayy
I also have these as well
god damn thats a lot of money
a
I’m letting people who already have some do more then 1
oh
a
mine is Emden iirc
oath lion for me 
a
I did
can I take independence
I even pinged you
a
ooooh ryuuhou not name changed
honestly
I like ryuuhou
as name
You oathed some of them while still managing to keep them at level 1. Impressive
Guessing you didn’t do battles then LMAO
keep it that way
Indep still available?
a
you did? huuh didnt get it
I asked if you wanted the name changed too
lion is lion, no need to change her name 
name her tiger fr
i named my lion Escanor
Alright
tiger is a pos cruiser in wows
it is?
@burnt idol @sinful vapor well both of you want independence
oh nvm
i cna take sirius instead
lol
I will lose
whom gonna be named on Cowpen? 
too op
it has 4 guns -_-
is she a real ship or pr contender
true
Bruh, I found Rat on a reddit thread 
GAME STOP GIVING ME FUCKING PASADENA
i resetted my w14 run and i got a lucky board with only 1 3* bb node lol
What name do you want for Sirius
I cursed you with eternal pasadena just to spite you
Yi Xuan
Tiger (C20) was real
Merry christmas.
happy snow day
9:07PM here, it's still christmas for me, and so the curse still stands
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
@wanton pelican
You want that for independence lol
hell yeah
yes 
we are serving realness here
did you lose your other one lmao?
Yeah LOL
my backline was bricked bc of all the cruiser nodes
the submarines and the ram ships were too tanky for them in no ammo
vro what's the third main ship
Unicorn
cruiser??
Now do 14-3
Is this EX
no
whats your boss fleet bro
SP?
thats a dd lmao, you can see the single gun and torps
Yeah it's a single gun so it's DD
Oh 
double gun and it's a cruiser
its world 14 hard mode

hol on
are you winning with that fleet
Where i can find this picture in high quality?
yes
The wiki probably
dem Sara is tiny there
BRO
THE GAME DEFAULTED BACK TO SINGLE LINE
just leave and re enter
its a skill issue from cleo, Jimmy lethal cleared already
thats so annoying it defaulted back to single line
hmm
should i hop back on the game
What wiki URL?
i havent played for a while
I cannot open old address
I think if you just search up “Azur lane loading screens” it’ll show up
not from me thats for sure
AZUR LANE IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW
NEW ULTRA RARE
NEW SKINS
too broke to buy
YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY
i started this event with zero cubes
And got the new UR in 27 pulls
lucky duck
Maybe that can be the case with you
dont worry
Enjoy the game sir
azur lane stays in my heart while i play wt lol
hmm
Only 2 weeks left until event ends
Yes, found it
thanks broski
ima send u some ss in dms'
of what
tanks
*no tanks
NOSHI HARD CARRYING
Sure
Big ass smiles on their face before they get smacked by a 126
lol
Rebame her to GamerlifeYT8
who is the first???
So I will forever be on a hot sexy woman~~’s chest~~
yea from this maint
it was just implemented today
Time to craft a whole bunch of em
woahhh
Fluvee
merry Christmas
happy christmas
gn chat :)
hope u had good time with family
merry christmas
I was sad because it wasnt a white christmas
that's racist
had the exp but not cogged
shut up bitch
DO NOT BLEH ME BITCH
Thanks for the help, i used different search engine so i failed first time
you can just go to wiki and pick a girl you want, go to gallery and see every loading screen the girl is in
Buddy, as i wrote 4cm under your statement
did u win?
I already solved it, thanks
Iam not rude as you
it's fine
I do be a bitch
I MEANT IT DIDNT SNOW
That’s so sweet 💖💖💖💖
WHAT DID U THINK I MEANT
dont even start
nothin
What if some 3 year old joins that server and see that word?
ok
its never a white christmas here neway
this is azur lane gng
ohhhh
snow can be very rude....they mess up the driveway...they make visibility harder, and they be slippery as hell.
nah I'm just a bitch
so it'd be weird if I said no
I can confirm this
i think we should ban everyone under 18 in my humblest opinion imo tbh ngl
hmm
There are some who refuse to be called a bitch…. Which is sorta fair 
i just own it lol
Awesome….. 
nope
me and her are enemies for life
rip
my musashi gets one shotted
ill have to retry later
feed her sashiimi
Why not frienemies
imma watch jimmys video to see what he does boss fleet
otherwise ill just wait for my lexy2 to have skills levelled
who the hell is jimmy
Jimmy from Mouthwashing /j
the who now
Search him up. I dunno man. Do you want me to send pictures of the guy
SUBARASHI
MUMOMMA NOOOOO

WHY LAWD WHY
WHY DO YOU HURT HER SO
jimmy is an al cc
Cleo have skill issue 
I know
MOMMY
just forgot the name
umm
Why i cant play sp and ex

silence
WOOF WOOF BARK BARK MOMMY KAFKAAAAA

kafka 
Oh hey
Long time no sniff
stay the fuck away from me
dont want a kid acting like a weirdo towards me, thank u
I swear thsi isnt a thing
What is ur obsession w kids

??
Wait no wrong phrasing
what a weird thing to say
What is your obsession with hating kids
forgot i permablocked u on my old account
Horny comments
goodbye again
lol
Snom
you just coming on and seeing this
sea veggie
its just such fucking weird behaviour to consistently hornypost like that while being a minor online

Why i think she look like makim- oh no
Sup advance stage of water
some people never learn
sup ice nation city
Oh the slowmode get lifted 
lol

Sniff you say?
Why do people put random flags in the #game-news channel
why not
Representation
Idk just wondering
mogger
I guess some people never change 
Anyone here buy the lucky bag? If so what'd ya get? 
Why yes
they wanna represent their nation
We have many flavors
Skoi
Think I might get it since the chance of an L2D+ is decent
Ong can back this up on god
30% Chance for an L2D+ , 30% for a Dynamic, and 40% for a static
Most SEA countries are so patriotic
Romania
Youtube actually recommends them videos of people speaking about topics related to their countries
And the entire comment section will be patriotism
woahh
Like trunp mentioned malaysia’s cars were small n cute
romania is my favorite SEA country
Zoo wee momma they did not stop talking about that for a minute
Nah, i just straight up buy the skins i want
hmm
What a Gypsy thing to say 
Beat D3 for SP
beat SP for EX
Well I prob gonna get the Gouden Leeuw L2D+ either way, but wouldnt mind if I got the Meck or Eugen from the bag tbh
You WILL get Cuniberti skin
what the hell
Is having 2 Musashi viable for 14-4 hard more?

Minor implications
cuniberti is trash both with and without skin
Burger feet
Last time I bought one I got the skin I wanted which was the Haku L2D+
Them potions and spells be working potently cus I am in love
yeah i think i really dnt like that skin

very nice
Wait is this a meme edit?
Lucky
Average burger king burger
no
Dirty
It’s not an edit
It's in-game
It’s just a real thing with the skin
i miss l2d skins like noshiro new year
Its not edit
thats an actual skin interaction
which one
bro i straight up, want New year Kimonos back so badly 
i am not reposting that dawh
its been ages
azur promilia funds most probably
burger
We need more skins like Ibuki and Birmingham’s winter skins.
Mecklenburg
Its so
you are good person dragon thingy
She does vibrator too
At least we got proper maid Birmingham.
KOREGA HONMONO PEAKU DAAAAA
lucky me, high chance i gonna buy ring pack
Me too, it's a shame that manjuu just became yostar's cash cow now
Scraps of modest skins
Eugens skin is fucking crazy. Like, The blue veins? Whoever the guy was on the team that decided to add it, give that bien tai a fucking medal
POLNAREFF!
i feel like Heirogrpyh way surpass Manjuu in Yostar's cash cow
Im becoming more and more of a lesbian with these skins 🤣
if they add ibuki skin in 2026 they'll make her boobs bigger than her head and have her wearing 2 strings of clothing with a wet foot toggle, a bouncing animation that's definitely not implying anything and 6 different positions that are also definitely not implying anything
one of us! one of us!
I am? 
Arknights has more skin-buying than azur lane?
ARKNIGHTS ON TOP RAAAAHHH
real
it's more than about skin, it's total revenue
Uraaaaa...
i don't even know what they even spend money on
the banner ofc
agree
on my knees for the amiya bday skins they're so unbelievably beautiful
azur lane could never do that anymore
Oh so you actually need to spend money for pulls 
That would be so cool
yep, like "typical gacha"
I struggle enough getting an elite ship
This’ll make it worse
Oops all birthday suits
puked in my mouth
Volga, my last bastion
good skin

What
Erm... Enty?
Oh
I need to turn off autocorrect
I gtg gotta sleep. have a good night everyone.
I got 3 pasadena vro
dont melt
Every single time I say ship it changes it to shop
Night snom
and I'm tired boss
for now
by by sea veggie
cooler
make it cold
No
I sure do love Children of The City
welcome to the club,lexluther 2 🔥
no zwei? 
actual skill issue
at this rate i will not be calling lexluther 2 but rather...
Raffaello Bismarck von Lexington Zwei
zwei literally came back twice
Raffaelo and Bismarck so needed rn
Bismarck drei next
bisko drei as a FFG
Bismarck drei will be a DDG

FFG?
no no, missle frigate

Ahhh I c
missile destroyer would be too much
yeah by DDGs I got reminded of my unretrofitted an shan and chang chun

Wonder will we get a Derpitz Zwei
Tirpitz when 
not until they hire a new VA
for sure
Because yeah look at whar happened with tirpitz
new VA and she returned
Give her better torps
If anyone wants to choose any ships from this for me to oath let me know 
We can only hope for tirpy zwei 
I also have these if you are interested in any 
I think it's safe to say that Tirpitz's new VA would be the go-to candidate for Hood's new VA
Is Hood from the hood ?
could be a good choice could be a bad one
cant tell it just yet
wait u havent oathed Howe yet? 
Independence
Independence has already been taken sorry
Neuuu
somehow i got frites roomba in less pulls than raffaello bismarck von lexington zwei 💀
STATEFARM MENTIONED
Alr fellow Shikikan's, wish me christmas luck with my lucky bag 
and L2D+ is a win for me
boi gimme that white heart 🔥

oath duke of york there brotha
White heart is one of the few exceptions I’m sorry
I can do this tho
nice
yez do it 🔥
thats two lucky bags in a row where I got the exact skin I was going to buy either way 
Batman 
Guichen new skin have headphone icon . What does that mean ?
Want me to name her anything?
She’s listening to Spotify
name her "THE GOAT OF YORK"
Goatee
ive spent too much time on the helldivers sub. SEAF chan just looks like Bataan to me now 
Kaiser
merry belated Christmas
Carmine Von Windsor
Christmas luck for the luckybag

Himeko

Sorry only letting the people who chose the ship to change it
Goat of YO
If you’ve chosen one before you can feel free to do another
Goat of Yotei 
Wow!!!! How generous
i named doy after this club's nickname btw

Clutch
have i picked one before, i forgor? 
Can I get vanguard 
i name my Manchester exactly that
I believe so?
You can choose another
I know my luck is dudu,
Sure what do you want me to name her?
Van 
slowly approaching 50k pts and still no Cleve meta drop 
Just Van?
name it call of duty vanguard
Wait, you haven’t oathed Willy d, right? I don’t even know if you have her but if you do, or when you get her, can you oath her too and name her Silly Willy or something lol
zohn wanna race me? I'm 60k no drop
Ye
close to making my 2nd hvar
I had like 5 havr

30% chance for an L2D+ and a 10% for the one I wanted most which was Gouden 
Literally me right before opening the luckybag
Sure, you’ll probably have to remind me lol
But I will get her eventually
I got 6 and close to making my 7th overall
Ok!!!!!! I will give you one billion reminders 
I got all the skins i wanted this Christmas 🎄 being a slave dentist for skins 😭
here is the otto toucher
Heyyyy….. you make it sound weird
Bought them all with no lucky bag because my luck is poo
describe how you touch her
Tequila
That’s. personal


IS THAT A ___ REFERENCE
That do be a. reference
all this time, i thought its a 50. Cal on top of the Hazemeyer
but nope
This a remote controlled 40?
speaking of drinks
water
ima grab a bottle of whiskey.

My secretary lineup rn
🥛
its Christmas. its time to help myself to something nice
You made it into a gif

Lmao
Why is it a gif
such "effort" 
I see somebody’s rich enough to afford the lifestyle of alcoholism
Milk , Milk , Milk , Milk , Milf
I must say my neck hurts from looking at so much peak
I guess the next big day will be new year
Cuz i plan to make a better one without the UI later when Im in the mood 
like that
it aint that fancy, its just a bottle of Crown 
still good tho
what label
that was before Cowpens L2D and Goudens L2D+
color
BIG
black

Secretary lineup reveal……. Cuz someone did it so I will too

Also dont question the video name if you try to download it 
Can you guys spot the difference!!!!
“Big fat mommy milkers” 
real
Ouhhh okay then

Oh yeah. Should I give one of my two oath rings to mecky

something is wiggling, and its not cowpens
newton physics doing it
Cowpen going Super Creek and beyond
A late Mary Chrysler
I just noticed your level number is also being filled with milk
Not cow 0/10
Ik ik.. but the womb tattoo makes up for it 
Woulda loved a cowgirl Gouden, but some girls dont get more than one L2D so I couldnt resist
FUCCCCK, WHY IS THERE A FUCKING POPUP ON USING GEMS ON OIL, AND NOW I USED MY FUCKING GEMS


Time flies
This is me irl
Also I hate how opposite those fucking buttons are
I went from Azur Lane to hard narcotics
And now I developed back pain on my left side
“And he grabbed onto milkers that were HUGEE”
You use gems to oil "ilegal"
wait.. im messing around with the Gouden L2D+ interactions.. and SHEESH
you legit drink her bellybutton water with a straw 
on the otherside of the phoning ...
hi nato
YO PHONE LINGING
BIG BOI come pick up yo phone
Laners

hi pig
What is up bird boy
Hi hah





