al-general

[mental swift]

i pray to allah that you have an accident tomorrow

[violet panther]

Dota = Defense of the Ancient, a custom-game-mode in Warcraft 3

years later, Dota would become seperate independent game, Dota2, competing with League

[tight roost]

screw u amigo

bache lover

[weary wasp]

yeah ur right, that was the first moba

[silver lava]

Hola

[austere mesa]

pola

[violet panther]

i know another 2 moba of same era back then (pc-based only)

HoN, and D&L

[weary wasp]

caballero

[sinful vapor]

good ole Smite

[mental swift]

dont forget that you are one too.

[sinful vapor]

only played a bit of it

[mental swift]

zara

[silver lava]

Por favor

[violet panther]

Smite, then...Heroes of Storms

[silver lava]

Bro, I took four years of Spanish in Highschool and I know nothing.

[mental swift]

hecarim builds

[trim gyro]

for your spanish education, play God Hand

[silver lava]

God Hand?

[trim gyro]

God Hand

[silver lava]

Oh, it’s a PS2 game

[sinful vapor]

sad part about Heroes of Storms, the genre started out as a WC3 mod

Blizzard never took advantage

[violet panther]

well HoS were exclusive Blizzard casts

from wows, starcrafts, diablos, etc.

[sinful vapor]

yea, but HoS never stood a chance against Dota2 and LoL

[violet panther]

sadly yeah

then the mobile phones, bring something like ML, RoV, and more

from Chinese-moba-sphere

[sinful vapor]

Blizzard own the mmorpg market with Wow, the RTS market with SC & 2, the ARPG market for a bit with D3 (if you count D2, then for a very long time), but the moba market was never there's.

[violet panther]

although anime-themed-moba , i think D&L pioneered, (Darkness and Light moba)

[trim gyro]

if it weren't for all the WOW addicts coming back every update Blizzard would have barely any western players left

[violet panther]

HoN, (Heroes of Newerth) did tried to tug-o-war with Dota for a while, until LoL siphoned them out

[weary wasp]

honestly I only played league, never bothered to play anything else

I mean other MOBA

[mental swift]

i never played moba

[trim gyro]

they managed to piss off the fans of pretty much every series they ever made

[weary wasp]

my friends only played league anyways

[violet panther]

RoV (Arena of Valor) caused a scandal for my country's e-sport national team a week ago

[static kernel]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138865500

[violet panther]

when a player got caught cheating...on SEA game

[static kernel]

too small

[sinful vapor]

oh right Hearthstone was pretty popular in the online card game market for a very good while too.

[violet panther]

can see her human-ears there a bit

[austere mesa]

i did play hearthstone for a bit ya

[violet panther]

ah right Heartstones

[sinful vapor]

my gacha career started there

[violet panther]

i never tried battle-royales, (pubg or fortnite)

but may consider Fate Trigger

anime-pubg, in Q1 2026

[trim gyro]

I played fortnite for a bit, but I mainly played the other mode, the one that wasn't free

[mental swift]

of course she wasn't a real cow

even the teaser had a cow headband

[sinful vapor]

oh right, need to read the story of the event....need to get my 5 cubes

[violet panther]

alongside dota/LoL, i also played Battleifeld 2, 2142, 3 , 4, and 1

[mental swift]

i burnt those 5 cubes and got 2 pasadena

[trim gyro]

best I can say about my performance in fortnite br is that I actually won some rounds

but these are not games where you're expected to win a lot

[weary wasp]

hmm I only played the COD modern warfare

[violet panther]

only Cod I played more than 100 hr was... Infinite Warfare

[trim gyro]

COD I played literally one campaign, never touched multiplayer

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-racing-meme-funny-rotating-chair-gif-25258918

[violet panther]

my hands and fingers ain't as nimble as during college years, so i slowly withdrawing from FPS

[mental swift]

I played the second

[radiant cipher]

Hi chat
Yall jolly?

[violet panther]

going to drive home

[trim gyro]

I think with fortnite I got burned out because the "not br" mode was constantly running events where you had to play basically 40 hours a week, I wasn't going to turn the game into a second job

[sinful vapor]

[weary wasp]

Big Helena is watching you

[ancient mulch]

merry christmas eve!

[stark mantle]

chat, is sweden tree good

[trim gyro]

we have a sweden tree?

[viscid nest]

Why would you eat a tree

[stark mantle]

tech tree

i mean

in wt

[trim gyro]

and you ask this in AL gen?

[stark mantle]

mb then

[weary wasp]

relax pal

imma sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBGNnju-IPw enjoy this one

oh this one is very good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUl4NRAvPmY

[wanton pelican]

this is gonna take a while

[haughty gale]

Kashino sweating rn

[devout bough]

oh no!!!!

i saw a little spider on my wall

and i extended my hand to it

[molten obsidian]

Let him be

[devout bough]

and i tapped on the wallpaper a bit

but the wallpaper vibrated and it fell!!!!!

[molten obsidian]

Idiot

[devout bough]

idk where it is now

hope it's ok

[wanton pelican]

Blow up the whole house

[devout bough]

i like the little jumping spiders

[wanton pelican]

No you don’t

That’s what they want you to think

[devout bough]

helped me a lot when my house was infested with gnats a few years ago

adorable little guys

[molten obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-gif-26420462

Lil guys

[wanton pelican]

They are communicating with the gnats

[devout bough]

they're just lil Skrunklies

[wanton pelican]

It’s all a big ruse

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-piglet-happy-pig-happy-gif-11790163727987666887

[wanton pelican]

They are like what

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-hi-hello-let-me-see-tell-me-gif-22667495

look at how cute they are

[wanton pelican]

Blow him up

[molten obsidian]

It wants to eat your fruit flies

He's good

He protecc

[frank relic]

they are a common enemy in EDF

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-spider-spider-cute-cute-spider-cute-jumping-spider-gif-214315341684838167

[wanton pelican]

Blow up the fruit flies too

[molten obsidian]

You can't, they are too quick

[wanton pelican]

Now he’s getting the floor wet

[molten obsidian]

They are nimble mofos

[devout bough]

so anyways

what was i talking about?

right

Siren popularity vote

my 2 favourites are Lovers and Empress

i also like Star Beast

Chariot in running 2nd is pretty too

[frank relic]

dunno why people vote for observer

[devout bough]

me neither

i don't like her

i don't hate her either

Ordainer is really cute too

so i reasonably like the 2nd and 3rd

no idea what's the deal with Observer

[nova elm]

Who tf is voting observer

And how is she #1?

[devout bough]

no idea

[rose spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[devout bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52GsqHvrPBg&

only 1 playlist

for christmas eve

[nova elm]

The only 2 viable candidates for people with intellect

[nova elm]

Ah yes. Our playlist

[rose spire]

Mfs that like lolis

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

Yeah buat observer is old

Like grandma old

[rose spire]

Can’t explain it

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/citlali-genshin-selfie-trailer-cute-gif-9728680825452941637

[rose spire]

I’m voting empress

[nova elm]

But at least I'd still smash this one.

[rose spire]

Ty

[nova elm]

Nyo, if you vote empress I'll smash your head

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-chibi-gif-18472453

[stable plank]

no way

[modern dew]

balls

[rose spire]

If I had voting tickets I’d send a vid of me voting empress

[nova elm]

I will ban your voting privileges until next year

You can only repent by voting for Puri or Chari

[austere mesa]

go green

[peak knoll]

[rose spire]

Holy no clothes

Might as well take the rest off

[rose spire]

HA SHAME ON YOU MAYBE I WANT THAT

[rose spire]

Woah to far bro

[rose spire]

Hello Ben

[devout bough]

that's what she wants you to do

grab that green piece of cloth

and just pull it off

[austere mesa]

BFF with mog

[dusk schooner]

I'm still processing how Observer is in 1st place

These damn lolicons

[devout bough]

who tf likes observer????

[dusk schooner]

It should've been Empress

[rose spire]

Ty for agreeing with me

[devout bough]

i like Empress, Lovers, Chariot, and Ordainer

of the girls present

[dusk schooner]

I'mma buy Zwei's new skin just to flex on you

[austere mesa]

purity threw votes to observer

[rose spire]

Say this shit again and I’m honestly voting observer and I don’t like observer

[peak knoll]

My man, great to see you

[devout bough]

buy it because you love her

[trim gyro]

people just want to see observer's bare ass

[rose spire]

You too hru bro

[dusk schooner]

I'm just here chilling with my 2 Lions

[rose spire]

Yeah tomorrow I’m voting observer

[peak knoll]

On a lunch break, half time of work done, half more to go. You?

[rose spire]

Speedrunning dark souls 3

Shi is not going well

[dusk schooner]

Mmm yes big cat all over my screen too bad you can't see her on yours

[rose spire]

What did I ever do to you

[dusk schooner]

Dance for me jester

[rose spire]

[dusk schooner]

What could be in that present

[rose spire]

Dam, those presents for me?

[devout bough]

it is OUR presents

[radiant cipher]

I love starving

[rose spire]

[dusk schooner]

Just realize I'm hella low on coins

[dusk schooner]

Back to farming in stage 12 ig

[rose spire]

Btw I stole this from you

[oblique dove]

:3

[dusk schooner]

Chat care to donate some diamonds for the broke person pls

[rose spire]

Don’t know when but it was a while ago

[rose spire]

You have lion you’ll be fine

[devout bough]

i'm gonna mog it

[mental swift]

diamonds for what

[nova monolith]

[rose spire]

[dusk schooner]

I give you lion you give me diamonds

[dusk schooner]

Eugen skin

[rose spire]

Bet

For sure

Aight

Bet

Bet

Great deal

[mental swift]

it's agir

[rose spire]

Matter of fact I’ll give you 500 diamonds for lion

[devout bough]

time to mog

[dusk schooner]

It activates my neuron too much

[mental swift]

cosplaying eugen

[agile silo]

Swordfish in an another universe

[split bluff]

are cruise pass skins only available during the season it was in

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1448286562248036457/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-diamond-gif-21691719

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/admiral-nyakimov-gif-8516019642077235931

[devout bough]

mog not being perverted would have been perfect

[rose spire]

In none of al 500 timelines is it possible for mogador not to be perverted

[nova monolith]

Mog bonking an enemy like it was a Tuesday would never get old

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-dunkerque-gif-22031367

[peak knoll]

Peak game

[rose spire]

Yes indeed

[devout bough]

remember when mog would just die when she rams an enemy

[karmic delta]

Are we Dahlia'ing it chat?

https://tenor.com/view/the-dahlia-honkai-star-rail-hsr-constance-gif-16903520081513197130

[nova monolith]

Gloworm laughing in the corner

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-hsr-honkai-soundoriented-nod'-gif-4379169228365192361

[karmic delta]

Kirkkk

Hru?

[oblique dove]

Good it's almost Christmas day.

[cosmic forge]

perfect day to enjoy some sanabi

[modern dew]

perfect day to explode

[shut crane]

padoru padoru

[devout bough]

they should release the layered PSD

so i can keep just Lex

in this picture

[hearty salmon]

Boys

I finally got to experience turbo lag

My mom sprained her neck so she told me to come after class to help drive the family down in her Proton X70

And her car has a turbocharger

[crude mantle]

Good afternoon peeps

[hearty salmon]

Absolutely wonderful

It kicks in close to 2k rpm and boy does the jerk make it feel fun

Almost like how soft my wife’s boobs were last night

[sinful vapor]

[wanton pelican]

Yay

[sinful vapor]

nice

feels good to get a steam cata

[wanton pelican]

Ye

[still crypt]

[pale dome]

what was that one azur lane wiki but isnt the azur lane wiki

[cosmic forge]

wikipedia

[pale dome]

oh i found it it was alg lol

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-dancing-reze-dance-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-chainsawman-chainsaw-man-reze-gif-17360894477952369928

I. Want. Dat. Ass.

[nova elm]

Is this ash arms?

[sinful vapor]

lol gear lab now has a Northern Parliament section

[torn aspen]

Tomorrow maintenance on 12/25 8 hours.

[nova elm]

The russians finally got development

[sinful vapor]

ikr

got beat out by the French and Pizza first

[nova elm]

I thought they forgot Russian exists

[radiant cipher]

[nova elm]

Tbf. France has way more good looking equipments

[radiant cipher]

Hows the pen on her guns?

[sinful vapor]

the pr5 planes, Chapa and Tash gun good

[tired crown]

[sinful vapor]

also Nekomov planes too, but that will take awhile before they are added to gear lab

[tired crown]

Da comrade gangut

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-christmas-gif-25126201

[radiant cipher]

Our guns look hot

But the 37 ACAD is a bit weird

[sinful vapor]

PLY GUN ADDED

[radiant cipher]

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tree-sparkle-star-gif-6615579473015769006

[radiant cipher]

Hi john

[runic elbow]

chapter 14 hard next

[sinful vapor]

Hi Riche

[echo harbor]

Schneider stop making gun

[sinful vapor]

@eternal steppe Ply gun going to be in gear lab after this maint

[radiant cipher]

True

[echo harbor]

Oh, merry Christmas, guys

[static kernel]

Your thoughts on janus being 3rd in cn's group A polls?

[pastel oracle]

🚮

[radiant cipher]

Hi infernal my jolly fellow

[radiant cipher]

Mog beat her

[swift dome]

my dumbass thought yamato is actually a character in al

[echo harbor]

Lolimato will come, trust

[sinful vapor]

[echo harbor]

If not lolimato then it will be Flatmato

[radiant cipher]

goes into Amahara

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-lonely-gif-9169928466271091841

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/everknight-evernight-ever-night-hsr-star-rail-gif-8150170169450611599

Loney Loney

[modern dew]

you're welcome

[radiant cipher]

[echo harbor]

No feed her

[sinful vapor]

she a fatty

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-eating-eating-food-hungry-gif-6091301458508915857

[sinful vapor]

I do not have the money to feed her

[echo harbor]

Send her to the Army, free food 24/7

One more week and I can stop working and go back to school

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-oguri-cap-dazed-oguri-blob-cinderella-gray-gif-159638388887273012

[echo harbor]

Oguri Cap horse meat when

[eternal steppe]

yeah I saw, am happy

[sinful vapor]

Tango Mango Wango

[pastel oracle]

[restive wing]

Hmmmm Mogodoro

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[pastel oracle]

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/wynncraft-minecraft-nexus-of-light-orphion-wynncraft-is-a-perfect-game-with-no-bugs-gif-6244275401052882443

[empty walrus]

zwei's new skin is listed ingame as an event skin but i didn't see it mentioned in the notes

so is it a free skin?

[devout bough]

omg New Orleans!!!!!

why is she not pregnant though

[mental swift]

Free skin is hammann

[devout bough]

[empty walrus]

i mean this

[hard vine]

Who be up jolly

[mental swift]

ah yes so this is a free skin

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[mental swift]

No wonder why it's dynamic

[weary trellis]

[mental swift]

wait

did they ever give us free dynamic skin

[devout bough]

omg Richie hi!!!!!!

[trim gyro]

no

[sinful vapor]

the free skins are pretty much static.....but well done

[empty walrus]

but there's no mention of it being from an event in the patch notes

[sinful vapor]

yea it was just Ham2 IIRC

[trim gyro]

they usually have very few voice lines because voice actors like to get paid

some of the free skins have literally two

Hamm2 has a full set of secretary lines and the usual introduction, that's pretty much it

oh and she doesn't get a new headpat line, so not quite full set

[empty walrus]

i mean i will take a free dynamic skin for sure. it's just weird to see it ingame already and no event listed in the patch notes

[sinful vapor]

[trim gyro]

it's literally in the ingame announcements

[sinful vapor]

Core Data Shop Update
Available permanently in Core Shop (Ltd.)
Auxiliary – Admiralty Fire Control Table

[empty walrus]

no it's not

[sinful vapor]

[viral matrix]

bros built like a pyramid

[radiant cipher]

Show me mogs pen in wt

[sinful vapor]

the RGB table will be in core shop

[radiant cipher]

Yeah but you can only have 2

[viral matrix]

hi

[sinful vapor]

oh no.....

[sinful vapor]

[eternal steppe]

John Nami Kaze

[empty walrus]

wrong skin

[radiant cipher]

Why did they make it so low lol

[viral matrix]

gaijin hates france

they just perpetually wack french vehicles because funny

[radiant cipher]

[devout bough]

always

[devout bough]

Richelieu is missing penetration

[sinful vapor]

yea core shop ltd......I missed the limited part.....oh well

[devout bough]

Dunkerque is missing penetration

[modern dew]

sometimes i sneeze

and then i snoze

[devout bough]

All 203mm Cruisers don't even have AP shells for some reason

[lilac merlin]

https://fixvx.com/namayasu/status/2003797912116211890/photo/1

生鮭 (@namayasu)

メリークリスマス☺️🎅🛷

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 24, 2025, 12:00 PM

[radiant cipher]

True

[viral matrix]

like i said, gaijin hates france

wheter its overtiered french tanks or missing penetration, they always screw france over

[devout bough]

and yet

[devout bough]

we still have higher win rate on average then American, German, and Soviet tech trees

[modern dew]

is this you irl

[trim gyro]

"who needs armor penetration" - some british youtuber probably

[devout bough]

[viral matrix]

all the vets play france for some reason

[modern dew]

50B my beloved

somua my beloved

VBCI MY BELOVED

[viral matrix]

gaijin balances on performance stats, hence why french tanks keep getting pushed up in BR

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-sigma-gigachad-patrick-bateman-brawl-stars-gif-14482453185901775577

[devout bough]

Although

French Air is goated

Vautour, Mirage III, Mirage F1, Mirage 2000, Rafale

all absolute menaces

[viral matrix]

if i were a US air main, i'd object

[devout bough]

even Ouragan/Barougan and early Mysteres are great

[viral matrix]

but im not one so

[mossy rampart]

Whats the Winter Wishing Well Cards thing

[trim gyro]

I have played one of their games and it made me not want to play any more of them

[viral matrix]

good on you tbh

[shut crane]

wish upon a well

[viral matrix]

reaching 12.0 has left me scarred

[devout bough]

who's in the wishing cards

this year

don't remember

[devout bough]

oh

no one i don't have

[graceful hound]

Is there a way to uninstall voices and l2d assets?

[devout bough]

guess i'll just raise another Richelieu then

[mossy rampart]

Pretty much same lol

[devout bough]

wish they put Aquila in there instead of Impero

[echo harbor]

Smelly Mog

[mossy rampart]

I'm missing Kuyb, Impero and Zep

[grand dust]

I'm on my 4th wine, and I'm slightly Dizzy... My tolerance be working overtime

[devout bough]

morg

[empty walrus]

not that i know of. when i wanted to do it i decided to remove and re install the game

[grand dust]

I'd get my 5th

[graceful hound]

Thats tough

[sinful vapor]

from my experience I had to uninstall the entire game and when I install the game, I make sure not to update them.

[devout bough]

oh look

a murm

[radiant cipher]

[graceful hound]

Its weird because you can delete these

[marsh steppe]

Why is that weird

[mossy rampart]

I need her to rerun now

[graceful hound]

Because you cant delete the others?

[devout bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[hearty salmon]

Evening chumps

[sinful vapor]

he wants to delete voices and l2ds without having to uninstall the entire game

[hearty salmon]

Its Christmas tomorrow

[devout bough]

how dare you

i'm not a chump

also

[marsh steppe]

Maybe because those are pre installed and integral to the game and the others are added on later with the option to remove?

[sinful vapor]

but I told him that is not possible atm

[devout bough]

it's christmas eve

[hearty salmon]

Worse

[shut crane]

big sara yoooo

[mossy rampart]

Hi Riche👋

[hearty salmon]

Its 6 days to 2026

[devout bough]

still have work tomorrow

[hearty salmon]

God almighty

[devout bough]

[hearty salmon]

Time flies

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[marsh steppe]

[mossy rampart]

Hi👋

[hearty salmon]

Simply desensitize yourself to it

[devout bough]

it's like this every year

but for some reason

because

[mossy rampart]

Ain't no way

[hearty salmon]

That or become so caffeinated you dont have time to be depressed

[devout bough]

of new year

[sinful vapor]

best solution is to the delete the game and install again, but this time do not update those two

[mossy rampart]

It's literally Christmas

[devout bough]

friday onwards until 5th is days off

[hearty salmon]

Them gym memberships bouta fly off

[devout bough]

so for some reason

[empty walrus]

i believe they don't trust their own client to be able to remove them without breaking

[devout bough]

we get break from the 26th

and it just annoys me

like

make it early 2 days and give break from 24th

[mossy rampart]

Why the video🤣

[marsh steppe]

Meh.. nowadays phones have at least 128gb so I don't think most needs to uninstall unless you've a super ancient phone ig..?

[oblique dove]

Big sis?

[hearty salmon]

God I absolutely love large massive milkers

Just imagine the milk content

The softness of it

[radiant cipher]

I communicate using videos

[devout bough]

2 extra days off to give christmas off won't bring the Japanese economy to its heels

just

[sinful vapor]

my phone is 64gb

[hearty salmon]

Oh my god it even jiggles

[devout bough]

make christmas days off as well

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-paul-allen-card-my-honest-reaction-cell-phone-gif-7681977038259729587

[mossy rampart]

Flat to medium is premium

[lavish oracle]

spy x family good watch?

[mossy rampart]

Big is good tho

[marsh steppe]

💀

[lavish oracle]

[empty walrus]

"objects further away appear smaller"

[hearty salmon]

Ah but you see , Them corpos rarely gaf

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-screaming-man-steve-carell-brick-anchorman-brick-gueule-gif-16992866031978400805

[lavish oracle]

[agile vale]

NP gets its gear lab

FINALLY

[hearty salmon]

Labour day was a holiday for the office works , but for us Retail shmucks we had to haul ass

[sinful vapor]

if you happen to delete the game to reinstall, make sure your account is bound to twitter/yostar.

[agile vale]

best Christmas present i ever got from Yostar

[trim gyro]

does twitter even still work?

[hearty salmon]

Because apparently sitting in an Air conditioned room from 9-5 and sipping on Lattes is more laborous than hauling 25 kilos of flour in bags

[graceful hound]

👍

[devout bough]

i wonder what i should gift myself on christmas

[mossy rampart]

Fair enough

[devout bough]

hmmm

[sinful vapor]

not a big deal, still got about 20gb space left....AL only uses up like about 15-16g b on my phone

[hearty salmon]

A hot sexy woman with big tits

[devout bough]

wish

[sinful vapor]

as backup, write down your UID

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[hearty salmon]

My friend

[marsh steppe]

Does your phone still get security updates?

[hearty salmon]

Just rizz em up

[sinful vapor]

yea

the essential since it is a 5G

[agile vale]

also if you spent money in game, the receipts will help with recovery if needed

[marsh steppe]

What phone you have?

Cuz 64gb with 5g I never see

[hearty salmon]

Gotta find a way to rizz me up an Eugen for hanky panky time

[sinful vapor]

motorola one 5G Ace

[mossy rampart]

I bought myself a GSX500

[devout bough]

nice

[shut crane]

[mossy rampart]

Well Merry Christmas peeps

[marsh steppe]

Oh that thing doesn't exist in my country

[mossy rampart]

Wtf lol

Richelieu have you lost it

[sinful vapor]

[hearty salmon]

I uhhh I bought myself lunch

[austere mesa]

fml 8hr maint on Xmas

[sinful vapor]

good thing maint is over night here

[hearty salmon]

Thats the “Sreasage Kex” look. Back out boys , I’m going in

COWABUNGAAAAAAAAA

[sinful vapor]

but yea Mites, I had the phone for 4 years

[marsh steppe]

Even the cheapo ones have a lot of space

[sinful vapor]

still have

[marsh steppe]

[sinful vapor]

my ISP provided the 64GB version for free...cause heh

[trim gyro]

"free"

[devout bough]

i'm gonna lane it

this christmas

it's time to lane

[marsh steppe]

Cuz mobile abbo?

[devout bough]

i have 256gb phone

[marsh steppe]

Or subscription I mean?

[sinful vapor]

yea my previous phone provider was ripping me off and my previous ISP too

[devout bough]

and still run out of storage

man.

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[mossy rampart]

People used to tell me I road to fast on my 250 but now I've been told " At least get yourself a girlfriend to slow you down a bit "

[sinful vapor]

so got 2 for one deal with the new ISP and current ISP

[devout bough]

gloire

[sinful vapor]

only paying 20USD per month on my phone

[marsh steppe]

I normally buy a seperate phone and use it with my existing subscription .
Every two years they offer double the data to stay with them
Am at 40gb now

[sinful vapor]

for service

[marsh steppe]

I pay 11 euro for subscription

[hearty salmon]

Yeah I blaze fast and only times I’m forced to keep it below the limit is when my mom is shotgun

[sinful vapor]

my previous phone provider was like 35 USD per month

[trim gyro]

I've been using prepaid for 20 years, never had a use for a subscription so I just buy the phone

[marsh steppe]

Just get this

[mossy rampart]

I'm almost starting to consider what they're saying because damn I be lonely some nights

[hearty salmon]

Deadass internetsnelheid and I was like “deutch”

[mossy rampart]

And I definitely ride too fast for my own good

[sinful vapor]

where I live my choices are limited

[hearty salmon]

Ah well life’s a bitch and we need that mental clarity at times

[marsh steppe]

You live in Murica?

[hearty salmon]

[sinful vapor]

yea

[marsh steppe]

Oh right

[trim gyro]

ah yes, "bellen" deutsch

[marsh steppe]

The oligopoly shit

[hearty salmon]

I mean word of advice here , only jump in when you really feel happy to jump in

[sinful vapor]

not oligopoly..shitpoly

[hearty salmon]

Not desperate kind of jumping in

But like a

“OH BOY I SURE LOVE THIS GAL”

Like how I love big tiddies

[marsh steppe]

No competition is no effort and getting ripped off

[sinful vapor]

besides I do not use my phone much

when I do I rely on wifi

mostly

[mossy rampart]

Maya does give me a clear head at 140 but sometimes I yearn for a hug and going fast ain't fix that

[marsh steppe]

Same but when the internet is out because some dumbass digged the fibreglass cable out 9 times it's a nice backup

[sinful vapor]

home has good wifi....and work too, but I try not use from work

[marsh steppe]

Why are they 👁️ ?

[sinful vapor]

Luckily I do not have that issue

[nova elm]

Why not? You aint payiny for the rates

[sinful vapor]

network security is a joke here, spoofing is scary

[devout bough]

i love La Gal

yes

[marsh steppe]

Hasn't happened in a long time but mfs not reading the prints where the cables are

[devout bough]

La Gal

[marsh steppe]

[sinful vapor]

want to avoid getting hijacked

[nova elm]

Reasonable

[devout bough]

La Gal

[mossy rampart]

Damn she looks huggable

[trim gyro]

I like watching shiba play ostfront, he often plays germany and can't pronounce any of the names so he sends out squads of "jerbjägers" and the like

[devout bough]

hug her

[sinful vapor]

but either way, bills are not issue since I do not pay rent

only my car bill is the biggie

[mossy rampart]

Bro I wish I could

[cinder lintel]

1 day left

[mossy rampart]

Same with my wives Sheffy and Richelieu

[devout bough]

Joff

[devout bough]

i'm gonna joff it

[cinder lintel]

Well am still 20:17

[mossy rampart]

I'm gonna joff myself at 180 someday

[cinder lintel]

Can let her hand free?

[unique horizon]

Ay chat Boatmas is tomorrow

[devout bough]

her cup was malfunctioning

[mossy rampart]

Today actually🥸

[unique horizon]

Because you live on upside down kangaroo island

I live on tea island

[sinful vapor]

aye mate

https://tenor.com/view/happy-australia-day-kangaroo-rock-star-guitar-gif-16146262

[mossy rampart]

Ahhh no teeth, always raining and no reverse gear land

[dark solstice]

Merry Christmas to you all

[runic totem]

ah

[unique horizon]

oi be grateful we don’t use you as a prison anymore

[dark solstice]

Commonwealth don't need no reverse gears or fancy weapons to win

[mossy rampart]

Honestly I'd do anything if I were British to get off that island

[devout bough]

i'm gonna squeeze her Brest

[mossy rampart]

Our prisoners were probably thankful

[unique horizon]

Exactly
We aren’t the french

We have actual balls to fight people
Unlike the french who dip immediately as soon as 1 person is down

[mossy rampart]

Boob squeeze overrated, cuddles better

[dark solstice]

French people fought in their own way

[sinful vapor]

Chaser

[dark solstice]

Le resistance

[unique horizon]

Yea partisans were more useful than their actual army 😂

[mossy rampart]

French boats looked cooler

[dark solstice]

I still haven't got around to finishing chaser

[trim gyro]

I may as well start buying crystals for Cleve meta since I don't actually need the blueprints anymore

[sinful vapor]

[unique horizon]

The design of putting all the guns in front is kinda goofy ngl

What if you get attacked sternside

[restive ivy]

I love jean bart

[trim gyro]

you turn the ship around

[dark solstice]

Warfare as a whole is a mess, Desert war I don't think Rommel would have had any success if it wasn't for the generals making a mess of the whole situation

[sinful vapor]

former murica

[dark solstice]

That's the skin I bought

[unique horizon]

That’s a fucking death sentence
You’re literally showing them your broadside

[dark solstice]

Prefer over the base

[mossy rampart]

Still liked cooler

[trim gyro]

don't take your naval tactics from WOWS my guy

[dark solstice]

Nelson was a great design

[mossy rampart]

Richelieu no diff Hood anyday

[devout bough]

Argus, Howe, Indomitable, Devonshire, and... who?

also

[sinful vapor]

Chaser

[devout bough]

great picture

[hoary iris]

For those who snow:☃️

[devout bough]

who th is that

[tight bough]

glory to the british, glory to the 7th

[dark solstice]

The escort carrier

[devout bough]

why tf is she here

put

Perseus or something

[dark solstice]

Chaser is badass

[dark solstice]

Deleting submarines

[devout bough]

grab her face and give her a peck on the cheek

[sinful vapor]

'

[molten obsidian]

Chaser such a qt

[devout bough]

Argus, Howe, Indomie, and Devonshire though

lovely ladies

Chaser i just don't know who she is

[mossy rampart]

Gn peeps

[sinful vapor]

I barely know her but I figured her out right away

cause she is unique with her hair band

[molten obsidian]

Chaser is just a normal gal who takes pride in her tea making skills

But most importantly

[dark solstice]

Gave her two asw planes

[molten obsidian]

She always got your back

[nova elm]

I agree

[nova elm]

Maybe i should lever her up

[dark solstice]

You need leverage for that

[peak knoll]

[nova elm]

[drowsy dagger]

[peak knoll]

Reze cute

[dark solstice]

Remember to light your fire tonight and leave out spoilt milk and mouldy biscuits

[sinful vapor]

instruction unclear..plan to leave a sack of coal

[drowsy dagger]

Krampus coming

[dark solstice]

Sack of coal would be fire

[tired crown]

Now why would my biscuit be mouldy?, she showers brotato

[restive ivy]

Some people like it that way

[dark solstice]

Being damp for so long may cause mould I think

[tired crown]

Anywho

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

[dim kelp]

I have a feeling she'll strangle us

[restive ivy]

Is this a new skin?

[dark solstice]

Damn censorship

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[restive ivy]

I wish kuybyshev can get well and take off those bandages 😭

[restive ivy]

Is there a history reason on why kuybyshev's design is like that?

Was she broken all the time or what

[solar bronze]

I just realized that there are some Egypt-themed skins....and yet they didn't make a mummy one for Kuybyshev?

[restive ivy]

Yea since it's from the sardegna event, mostlu sardegna ships got it

And hms cleopatra for obvious reason

[tired crown]

Idk
She’s a chapeyev class so I doubt it was all too bad considering she had a relatively quiet service

[restive ivy]

Ah okay

I was wondering because some shipfus design are taken from history like scharnhorst

[mossy pivot]

She was launched before the war and had to be towed to Poti after the war began (along with Kiev, Erevan and Ognevoi)

[rain valley]

damn, almost a throwaway of a mention lol

[viscid sedge]

what the indomitable doing

[tired crown]

Then that explains the eye patch I guess

[ancient mulch]

"Current API version does not support the request" my big enemy

[ancient mulch]

chibi kuybyshev

yes

[devout bough]

[blissful oxide]

haha

[ancient mulch]

not haha for you

[radiant cipher]

Briish

[rain valley]

Chaser tho
adore her

[tired crown]

Chaser when she chases you

[restive ivy]

But kiev isnt bandaged

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2003737407645254001
Yeah there's definitely stuff they're hiding with this outfit

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[torn aspen]

Christmas Gifts for in mail Gems 200 🎄

[runic totem]

wut

i just closed the game

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sleek cape]

Hi snow

[restive ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-peter-strasser-gif-19862803

[nova elm]

YaaaY

https://tenor.com/view/không-biết-nói-gì-gif-8328193561255435201

[tight goblet]

hi insect

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Supernatural posting, here’s a free Dean

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

[sleek cape]

Hi Richie

I win!!!

[radiant cipher]

Hi sodak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1453081296304603338/4g3ygxbi7gge1.gif

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-james-super-freak-dancing-gif-11512522

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sayu-sincronisity-sayu-sincronisity-sayusyn-cat-girl-gif-15800900212327685157

[nova elm]

It's like watching 2 bumbling old man pass each other on the street

[radiant cipher]

Oi

[hearty salmon]

IT SHOULD BE ME

NOT IT

[tight goblet]

fr fr

[radiant cipher]

@rain valley

Merry christmas kiddo

[hard vine]

AL needs more waifus I think

[solar bronze]

WTF, did the devs deliberately decided to invert all expectations with Saratoga? I was just checking random trivia about her and discovered that not only Saratoga was older than Lexington, she was THE LARGEST US CARRIER IN WW2, and only the Iowa and Yamato-class displaced more than her.
How did we end up with small little sister Saratoga?

[devout bough]

being extremely breedable

[dark solstice]

We talking about chaser and then the first video I watch is about the swordfish also first story includes chaser and a coverup

[solar bronze]

She would get along well with Eugen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1444014705931980952/image.png?ex=694cc93e&is=694b77be&hm=682714121175cbbe7e52f8fe58d533dd54c30483466c5c3c89b5cf08a8ad8d70&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1358&height=693

[devout bough]

Saratoga and Lexington is the same class

Lexington was CV-2

Saratoga was CV-3

[rain valley]

poor Ryan trying to make sense of the US battleship announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7sfS_9RenE

[devout bough]

therefor Lexington is older sister

[nova elm]

This is why the British are superior

[nova elm]

Ryan is losing is mind at the end lol

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

[solar bronze]

I know they are sister ships of the same class, but Saratoga was laid down, launched and commissioned months before Lexington

[restive ivy]

Maybe the devs think its funny

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-hipper-gif-14326861

[restive ivy]

hipper is better than eugen because she has an armpit window fight me

[solar bronze]

cracks knuckles and prepares to throw hands

[nova elm]

Hipper is better because she actually does her job instead of being drunk 24/7

[agile vale]

eugen has sideboob but blucher beats both of them

[burnt idol]

shes small in size but she is still considered the big sister

the first thing in Azur lane is you assume all the name-class ships to be the big sister

the only other exception is uhh

littorio and veneto i think?

littorio was the first to be laid down

but veneto was the name class

[tight goblet]

I agree, mouse

[cosmic forge]

its because littorio is bald

[agile vale]

yamato class? iowa class?

LITTORIO IS HOT SHUTUP

[cosmic forge]

are you saying that bald cant be hot

[tight goblet]

hmm

[restive ivy]

i think venetto is hot

but her uniform is part of the charm

[tight goblet]

I like roma

[restive ivy]

so im not really into the skin

[agile vale]

Impero too, nothing sexier for a working man than a comfy uninterrupted sleep

[restive ivy]

i missed impero i dont have her 😭

[solar bronze]

Completely agree. Veneto is beautiful by herself, but that uniform really suits her well too

[agile vale]

she comes in the event, you can get her via invitation

[restive ivy]

yea i was just busy when the event happened

[ancient mulch]

who did it

AAAGH CURRENT API VERSION

[solar bronze]

What is that Winter Wishing Well they announced? Is it a selector for a free SR from the ones listed?

[ancient mulch]

Dammit yostar api lemme buy my gems

[restive ivy]

oh yeah do any of you play on pc

[ancient mulch]

yup

[ancient mulch]

yes

me

thats me

[restive ivy]

i wanna try playing with bluestacks but i heard there's sync issues?

[ancient mulch]

i use MuMu Player

[flat steeple]

Good morning chat

[restive ivy]

oh

[ancient mulch]

Bad Morning

i cant buy my gems

[restive ivy]

is it very different to bluestacks?

[ancient mulch]

all its your fault

nah

[restive ivy]

i never use an emulator before

[ancient mulch]

but it allows us to use azur lane freely

its the unique emulator that didnt failed to me

[restive ivy]

wait isnt mumu only in korean or something?

or the update that version the most

[ancient mulch]

nopep

[blissful oxide]

shot down by what weapon

[ancient mulch]

mine its in english

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ancient mulch]

Turkish F-16

[ancient mulch]

Snow flavored ice cream?

wtf

[restive ivy]

hmm ok i'll try it out

[ancient mulch]

i hate snow once and it tastes like salty water

[blissful oxide]

damn

[restive ivy]

i've never seen snow in my entire life

[ancient mulch]

i only seen snow once

then it never came back

and i cried

[blissful oxide]

ice replace snow

[tight goblet]

no

[tight goblet]

FOOD SOUND

[runic totem]

ppl with snowy areas are lucky

[restive ivy]

the only way i can get snow in my country is from nuclear winter

[blissful oxide]

gobbla sound

[blissful oxide]

hi zedong

[tight goblet]

I agree

[ancient mulch]

i cant even get that

since no one will bomb argentina

[restive ivy]

thats the neat part you get the winter, not the bomb

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-peter-strasser-gif-19862803

[ancient mulch]

im like that with the next skins

i want shinano bunny so bad

i love interactive l2d skins

that allow you to play with them

[restive ivy]

i didnt know there's gonna be new skins

[ancient mulch]

such as admiral nakhimov photography one

[tight goblet]

hmm

[restive ivy]

i busted my gems on the yorktown 2 skin

[ancient mulch]

i would buy kuybyshev one but

[ancient mulch]

i never got yorktown 2

that day i got mad and discovered nikke

[restive ivy]

the skin work on the regular yorktown

i dont have york 2 too

[ancient mulch]

saskdaskdjaskdjksadjksadjksa

but its 1650 gems

hmmm

[restive ivy]

it has 2 modes

animation and l2d with different poses

[radiant cipher]

Het chat
Just wanted to say

You matter

[tight goblet]

hmm

[blissful oxide]

hi richy

[ancient mulch]

OH DAMMIT

AGH

NO I SHOULDNT

BUT

AAA

[ancient mulch]

i actually matter, if i die, there´s a nuclear bomb aiming to yostar hqs

[tight goblet]

well ones down

[ancient mulch]

if i die, al dies

theee world youu know, always going to and froom

[stiff forum]

Drop a nuke

so they give us gems

Take control of the office

[late shale]

Hmm

[restive ivy]

This is my favourite pose from her

@ancient mulch

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sinking-ship-sinking-ship-fe2-fe2-flood-escape-2-ship-sinking-gif-16234369753833221270

[gloomy spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1100402505042640906/ol81wxxgarb81.gif

[late shale]

Hmm

[gloomy spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1306211737183326239/image0.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cum-azur-lane-seseren-firefighter-water-gif-17366748

[restive ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-20609847

[ancient mulch]

I saw it in her demo

[gloomy spade]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-nonomi-mini-gun-nut-gif-23780427

[ancient mulch]

Oh man

I love when AL gives us that content to alone players that surprisingly have job

[gloomy spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099650000134344744/1452954962266165502/IMG_1214.gif

[viscid sedge]

Holy Cow

[gloomy spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099650000134344744/1452956969320185906/IMG_1215.gif

[ancient mulch]

Oh man

Im stealing those gifts

[gloomy spade]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-cute-animated-girl-gun-gif-17829609

[restive ivy]

when she throw that peace sign with that face i just had to get the skin

seseren my beloved

[gloomy spade]

christmas is the season of giving

[ancient mulch]

Im not a yorktown user through

Indeed

So give me 1200 gems

Bc al doesn't lets me buy

[restive ivy]

i wasnt before but i am now

[ancient mulch]

I have like 3 l2d skins

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-insane-smk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-3870782592006738857

DOMAIN EXPANSION

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cap-tea-tea-cinderella-gray-cingray-gif-4772973153400424968

[hearty salmon]

MALEVOLENT SEX

[ancient mulch]

Prinz eugen, Queen's anne revenge and Admiral Nakhimov photo session

[restive ivy]

who made this i need to know pls obi wan kenobi ur my only hope

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-gif-13155210213795526605

[viscid sedge]

literally her official artist YD(Orange Maru)

[hearty salmon]

BUT I GRASPED IT ON THE BRINK OF DEATH , I GRASPED BREAST MILK PRODUCING BOOBIES

[restive ivy]

THANK YOU

[teal girder]

for 0.2 second

[radiant cipher]

[ancient mulch]

They even made a song for Special service for you

Peak

[stiff forum]

Oh my gah

[late shale]

Hmm

[pastel moat]

[ancient mulch]

what´s on your mind

[flat steeple]

Holy fresh beef
Enough for a ton of burgers

[tight goblet]

hmm

[pastel moat]

Hello there

[stiff forum]

Hm

[late shale]

Many

[stiff forum]

Quite

[flat steeple]

Wsg

[ancient mulch]

based napoli enjoyer

[nimble dune]

indeed

[ancient mulch]

Based Nj enjoyer

[nimble dune]

indeed

[ancient mulch]

Based indeed enjoyer

[nimble dune]

indeed

[viral matrix]

whar

[stiff forum]

Real shit brotha

[ancient mulch]

I love PR7 Waifus

[viral matrix]

the last napoli i saw got citadelled across the map by a satsuma

[stiff forum]

[ancient mulch]

Although currently im trying to get Dimitry donskoi

Perfect name for a lil girl