al-general

[cinder lintel]

For sakura Empire

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-gif-15414197

[violet panther]

and that's how Soyuz black mail made a deal with Hipper on Soy(uz) Milk brand, produced by Kronk

[sick crest]

Its because prinz keeps stealing it

[violet panther]

to feed Lil-gen

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-souz-sovetsky-souz-gif-119513622611232746

[icy herald]

I mean, hipper went from jealous to genuinely concerned

[sharp rose]

My wife

[violet panther]

Lil-gen is delighted

[flat steeple]

Nope not today
Battle cats grinding :)

[tired crown]

Can confirm
I am the bird after all

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna azur your lane

[flat steeple]

“DOUBLE THE SIZE”

• manjuu

[icy herald]

she just a lil goober

[oblique dove]

Suit yourself

[sharp rose]

Fret not. At current inflation rates, Hipper will be double D in no time.

[peak knoll]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

[violet panther]

rainbow magtorp for sub

[icy herald]

give them more Kashino milk

surely this is perfectly fine and has no repercussions-

why is enterprise looking at me with that look

[flat steeple]

If I miss out on the skins I miss out
The wiki is there to show me the skins

[tired crown]

We firing orphans

[violet panther]

i wonder that new soviet Su-6 fighter would arm with RSH-132 rocket or 1000lb bomb

[weak parrot]

inb4 lore states that hipper isn't actually flat, she just wears very tight binders

[flat steeple]

Yo wsg

[peak knoll]

Best one at that

[peak knoll]

LOL yeah

[violet panther]

her Muse cloth has marginally a little volume but that's it

[peak knoll]

Sup gang

[slim turret]

Soviet didn't give Su6 1000lb bomb in reality

[mental swift]

Because its not even eugen it's agir cosplaying...

[flat steeple]

They are clearly evolving

[slim turret]

Only 4×100kg

[oblique dove]

Guess you're an old player the battle cats.

[violet panther]

it's total of 400kg or 880 lb

[flat steeple]

I’ve been playing the battle cats before mattshea started

I play azur lane cuz its a strat game
I think I started playing azur lane 3-4 years after I started battle cats

[weak parrot]

i mean i too would be concerned if my sister

had breasts that suddenly grew massive

[oblique dove]

Oh the YouTuber?

[rose spire]

HELL YEAH

[sharp swan]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/cipher-chibi-honkai-star-rail-cipherstarrail-hsr-chibi-cipherhonkai-gif-8742081747084166307

[flat steeple]

Yea

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-5205700925222114759

Now we need 3 IB UR subs

[late shale]

hmm

[violet panther]

bigger and Hipper could be crushed

[icy herald]

I don’t know if she’s giving me the “I’m gonna kill you look” or the “night battle on a Friday night look”

[rose spire]

There was a spider crawling on me

Welcome to Australia

[flat steeple]

Send them the whole orphanage to attack-

[weak parrot]

good.

[flat steeple]

Ragebaited by size

[peak knoll]

Instant victory

[oblique dove]

Anyway keep playing take care.

[rose spire]

I think we only have Z52 might be wrong tho

[rose spire]

What did I ever do to you ):

[flat steeple]

Take care of yourself too :)

[oblique dove]

[weak parrot]

ron magic

[icy herald]

move over John Wick it’s Nein Bust

(some old Reddit comment I remembered)

[peak knoll]

Nono I mean UR submarines, z52 is a destroyer

[glacial valve]

[peak knoll]

Holy shit lmao poor her

[rose spire]

Idk what you’re talking about but boobies

[weak parrot]

cowpenis

[icy herald]

no

[violet panther]

Nein Bust = No Bust?

[flat steeple]

We are sending this young idol to them
100% safe and totally non explosive

[rose spire]

It might take a long time to get 3 ur ib subs but we will get there someday

[violet panther]

UR Tempesta when

[weak parrot]

when the flying dutchman gets added

[flat steeple]

My neck is in pain ;-;

[weak parrot]

you have a neck?

[weak parrot]

[flat steeple]

You don’t?

[weak parrot]

no

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-awake-sloth-cute-slide-gif-17309828

[weak parrot]

my head is floating slightly above my shoulders

like those signs

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-eating-eating-food-hungry-gif-6091301458508915857

[meager marsh]

I want to eat it but at the same time I don’t

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-hyacine-ica-eating-burgers-gif-5509721258241418054

[oblique dove]

Anyway see you around

[flat steeple]

Cya ig

[oblique dove]

Buddy.

[flat steeple]

:)

[icy herald]

so anyways

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-landing-explosion-gif-16898320

Kamikaze

[icy herald]

enterprise wants to know your location

[flat steeple]

Sure
Im at brainsfield 0iq, 65-66
I got tea

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-17783301919289903516

[peak knoll]

Yeah harmless and definitely wont cause anything bad to happen

[peak knoll]

Yessir, one by one. We will be there

[violet panther]

sabotage their tea, and you are in for their BLOODY HELL

[flat steeple]

Anyways

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-har-harharhar-har-har-har-flick-gif-16748483888305558737

[tired crown]

Didn’t know I was a cop

[flat steeple]

Damn it
I knew I should’ve added a iron wall

[flat steeple]

Nuh uh

[flat steeple]

Siren light*

[worthy pagoda]

Just found out what that propeller thing in front of the torpedo does. It's like the safety pin of a grenade

[teal girder]

who pulls it?

[violet panther]

it's also a visual distinction between regular-torp and mag-torp in AL so far (for subs)

[flat steeple]

Us fr

[worthy pagoda]

It's pulled by the water rushing past it when the torpedo is launched

[lusty marsh]

lane

[peak knoll]

Yeah it is! But man im so excited we finally got this, I have like 2000 gold torpedo prints its finally time to put them to use

[flat steeple]

Good job

[peak knoll]

🫂

[worthy pagoda]

I should grind to get the rainbow equipment

[worthy pagoda]

Maybe when I reach world 12

[peak knoll]

Definitely im sure this is going to be peak

[heady pawn]

12 is easy

13 is where the hell starts

12 was only hard when ships had short description on their skills

[worthy pagoda]

I still haven't beaten w10

I'm lazy

[peak knoll]

Understandable

[sage zealot]

W12 and W13 are a breeze even with Garbo

[peak knoll]

Honey and sushi carried me in w15

[sage zealot]

You realize when w13 was release , monarch was the best ship in the game

[heady pawn]

Even non retro Sandy could do pretty well on W13

[violet panther]

Spotlight Head Deporter taking off.

[flat steeple]

Shifu

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736293761834811443/1441956190329372784/3525ftgy9efb1.gif

[violet panther]

genshin shifu...

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-gif-24260188

[hearty salmon]

Stop calling stop calling I dont wanna think anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dance floor

[violet panther]

[torn aspen]

happy holidays

[flat steeple]

Happy holidays

[weak parrot]

not cow 0/10

[peak knoll]

WHY

[peak knoll]

Yessir

[peak knoll]

Oh damn LOL I didnt even see that. Looks cool

[sharp swan]

You got games on your phone?

[sharp swan]

She deserves pain

[meager marsh]

I really want this

I need it.

[torn aspen]

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[restive wing]

DunDunDun! Yo phone linging yo phone linging!

[ancient mulch]

okay, now i want lexington ii

i wasnt too excited

now i am

[ancient mulch]

why laffey isnt sleeping under the tree?

[weak parrot]

Brown Friday Sale

[peak knoll]

You deserve pain

[flat steeple]

“Ow, anyways-“

[lavish oracle]

oomfs

watch this

she speening

[meager marsh]

Who is one of your friends

[meager marsh]

waioiiwwwwwww

[violet panther]

underwater SKK suit :

https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-bigdaddy-gif-13986464063651317486

[peak knoll]

@lavish oracle what is that pfp bro LMAO

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yixuan-yixuancinema-yixuanabsolutecinema-gif-15382738980278715494

[flat steeple]

Reminds me of smth

[lavish oracle]

why bro

fade too fresh?

[flat steeple]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKnx3KfFMAEwU2aR2sV7z8FxmgJyK0ulBY0DToyw7zQiYH7tH5wtzd0wNDNXslxncu6uMJrhmPw2aY-YZXeIeYCzyZt6hANJpLkIJ72NICaA&s=10

[abstract ingot]

I know, still like only a player who doesn't grind at all will afford it

[peak knoll]

Looks slick

[lavish oracle]

[flat steeple]

This u

[solid whale]

is that drake

[abstract ingot]

Which I don't think you want to miss on grinding when you can, specially when daily tech needs so many along the usual building per events

And then keep limit breaking + cog awakening your ships

It's an endless pot of coins

[violet panther]

endless pots of greed

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/greedy-cake-slice-of-cake-chocolate-cake-cut-gif-17838337

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-amau-ako-gif-12507474864691151714

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/sorasaki-hina-blue-archive-gif-4194702787103420205

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sorasaki-hina-blue-archive-amau-ako-gif-11358831707875489239

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-horse-neicha-nice-nature-gif-13975111043059990531

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/asleep-fall-asleep-patrick-snore-snoring-gif-9090768458930644907

[peak knoll]

[abstract ingot]

So many

Uuuuh

No, there's too little booba.

[violet panther]

[jaunty adder]

mid jersey

[flat steeple]

Get off my wind shield

[hearty salmon]

I hva eveen summoned

[jaunty adder]

take a nap gramps

[abstract ingot]

Yes, you can clean my room

[molten portal]

[hearty salmon]

Trying

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-cute-animated-girl-gun-gif-17829609

[torn aspen]

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020395041727983707/1407663697937039461/ppz3p9cxs3kf1.gif

[solid whale]

too late for that

[violet panther]

that seems impossible request here

[abstract ingot]

Already on my way

[solid whale]

the C4 strapped to my chest:

https://tenor.com/view/x-prixz-gif-25364849

[flat steeple]

Too bad
I’ll go down with a bang

[abstract ingot]

God, I have done DAILY my NJ energy on the dorm

And she is not even level 10

[peak knoll]

MECKKKKK

TOMORROW IS HER SKIN LETS GOOOOO

[molten portal]

[lilac isle]

any way to ignore the Exhausted message during missions or do i have to constantly press Confirm and enable the auto thing every time

[violet panther]

[torn aspen]

[agile silo]

[violet panther]

the anime shipping

[lilac isle]

show me the art of Belfast cosplaying Enterprise

[lapis fractal]

Areola

[molten portal]

[violet panther]

[peak knoll]

NJ admiring her cake

[tiny kraken]

How's the new battleship slander going?

[violet panther]

it's time very soon

[molten portal]

[tiny kraken]

GYATTTT

[peak knoll]

Cute

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/gyattt-babomclat-funny-gyat-freaky-gif-4480293217309280058

[neat matrix]

Guys hear me out

Taihou in a cow skin

[tiny kraken]

Woukd

[ancient mulch]

why that doesnt exists rn?

[ancient mulch]

OH YES

IM STEALING THIS

[neat matrix]

No

[ancient mulch]

Then we should get it

im surprised that we dont have it

[solid whale]

mootago

[tiny kraken]

In bed

Now

[abstract ingot]

You could just, use another fleet of ships

[ancient mulch]

too much clothes, we need less

[abstract ingot]

And let them rest

Unless you are a shitkikan

[lilac isle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-simpsons-moe-moe-szyslak-i-dont-want-to-gif-25405148

[ancient mulch]

then go to pvp the enemies

1 commander vs 30 sirens

pvp

or what, are you scared?

[violet panther]

will that result in +30 lil-sirens?

[ancient mulch]

60

2 lil sirens per sirens

[violet panther]

2 each huh

[ancient mulch]

that´s 50% more sirens per siren

[tiny kraken]

Laffey

[violet panther]

well it's Sirens, so SKK become the official clankers

[abstract ingot]

He already was a clanker

[violet panther]

hmm.....

[abstract ingot]

Shipgirls are also technically ethereal

[ancient mulch]

oohhh you are right

[abstract ingot]

So you could say he is ethereosexual

[ancient mulch]

XDDDD

[violet panther]

depend if defining "clank" as vs metals or pure synthetic-flesh

[abstract ingot]

Shipgirls are manifest of concepts and yadda yadda

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuka-touhou-gif-16966964607581970909

[violet panther]

and Cube-nanomachines

to cellular level

[ancient mulch]

So the commander got smashed by ethereal manifest of concepts

[violet panther]

or got smashed in dreamverse by Shinano

and Black Swan

[ancient mulch]

at this point commander even smashed hestia

[solid whale]

🤤

[nimble dune]

and her feet

[ancient mulch]

indeed

[nimble dune]

[ancient mulch]

AL gives us feet, gives us cake

gives us loving scenes

al is life, al is love

[solemn folio]

PR with SR and UR with DR is actually not the same ?

[wheat tinsel]

I'm back

And time to get UR DD time

[lucid python]

No

[wheat tinsel]

[modern yoke]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/elegg-nikke-chibi-dancing-gif-17599012783292431990

[dire kayak]

How come Tower isn't on the popularity poll

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kazagumo-gumo-ice-cream-swimsuit-gif-14045243456652249957

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/elegg-nikke-goddess-of-victory-dance-hat-kid-gif-11131044075675036951

[plucky magnet]

Bros... Lexington wrung me dry

390+ cubes, gone in 4 days

Still don't have Lexii

[wanton pelican]

3 builds till pity

[teal girder]

999 oil

[dire kayak]

Oh nvm, she won last year

[plucky magnet]

Yeah, at least I can get her

[waxen field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753740884234993686/1403950535446499391/Essex_Lem_Nom.gif

[wanton pelican]

[thorny haven]

https://tenor.com/view/luck-issue-gif-16065227810534059376

[normal acorn]

Boy I sure do love this emote

[tiny kraken]

Damn she's really that flat

[violet panther]

even Meta doesn't improve her shape

[clever gazelle]

Does it improve the shape of anyone?

[abstract ingot]

...

You know what

Fuck it

I forgive Mogador

After seeing Cowpens' L2D preview, it feels so goonish Mogador feels real

She has such stupidly good animations, followed by just "sex, commander, sex" 👉 👌

[icy herald]

at least mog is honest

[tiny kraken]

Wait how do you unlock sp and ex?

[finite quest]

Finish part 2 too.

[violet panther]

finish B3/D3

[abstract ingot]

You complete hard

Or B3 too

[violet panther]

right, D3

[abstract ingot]

I don't know

I think only D3

[violet panther]

not sure about B3, but i completed D3 and unlocked those

[abstract ingot]

Since SP is obviously way harder

[tiny kraken]

Oh so just complete hard mode

[abstract ingot]

Yeah, hard mode

[tiny kraken]

Ight then

[finite quest]

Worth the shot for the extra points.

[violet panther]

EX here is..not that hard

[abstract ingot]

Huh, every EX for me is not worth even trying

I don't really care about it because ships die in 2 seconds

[violet panther]

it's jsutfor extra 500 cogs

[abstract ingot]

But I hvae.... 290k cogs

[finite quest]

EX is just a "challenge yourself", SP is where the worth is at

[abstract ingot]

Or something

[tiny kraken]

I see

[violet panther]

then u can ignore EX all

[tiny kraken]

How have I been playing for 2 years already and not reached SP or EX? 😭

[peak knoll]

True 10/10 would lick

[peak knoll]

Facts my brother, spit your shit indeed

[peak knoll]

WTF REALLY?

Sp is literally the best thing ever

[tiny kraken]

Yeah it's surprising too

[nimble dune]

my man 🤝

[finite quest]

Megane Eugen

[agile silo]

Sieg hei- oh

[lusty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[tiny kraken]

Not a single max level too

[violet panther]

nice helmet

[tiny kraken]

Oh wow I got the cow

[abstract ingot]

bait or brain injury, call it.

[covert flicker]

Imagine Lexington II and Yorktown II in bunny outfit in a room with SKK

Imagine first

scold me later

[finite quest]

That's rub, right? Right?

[abstract ingot]

The mog skin but not even MLB damn

[tiny kraken]

2 Mog skins

[tiny kraken]

Laffey ate all the bulins

[abstract ingot]

Punish the wabbit

[stiff forum]

Hm

[static kernel]

Hey its cassin

[solid whale]

[static kernel]

ifunny

[vague shale]

Tbf. Blue Archive is probably the only one amongst them that have a coherent story.

[finite quest]

Woah

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906976313682829335/1448128266035789905/bocchi-the-rock.gif

[ancient mulch]

wtf

[ancient mulch]

cassin, i never saw you with good eyes

[ancient mulch]

XDDDD

Eugen with glasses..

[covert flicker]

Special Touch

[peak knoll]

Truly

[covert flicker]

I always send Special Touch lines

try to

"From: @covert flicker has: image"

[peak knoll]

DAMNNN how even

[finite quest]

Investigating.

[tiny kraken]

Idk

[finite quest]

Professional milkers holder indeed.

[peak knoll]

Fair

[signal delta]

Yoo new thing

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[light island]

[finite quest]

Just saw it on lore channel with no source. Official account

Rainbow Mag Torp be real

[signal delta]

I wonder if that surface torpedo or sub torpedo tho

[violet panther]

sub

[signal delta]

My wolfpack gonna eat good

[violet panther]

probably a magtorp

[finite quest]

Yeh, regular G7e is mag.

[signal delta]

I will be mad if we use that goddamamn ordnance blueprint Instead of torpedoes one tho

[viscid nest]

ords tend to be pr ur stuff

[signal delta]

NVM,I'm fine anyway

[weary trellis]

sigh she's not top 5

[finite quest]

Strength our beloved.

[signal delta]

I also will be fine for any other

[weary trellis]

and empress is above her

[finite quest]

What she doin' with that hand

[solid whale]

real thug type shit

[weary trellis]

being royalty

[stiff forum]

Thighs

Grabbing ass

https://tenor.com/view/atago-atago-wahh-atago-no-atago-chibe-atago-azur-lane-gif-21415665

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-azur-lane-gif-25364492

[stiff forum]

Cute

[teal girder]

taco tuesday 1 more hr left

[solid whale]

every day is takao tuesday in my house

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-atago-azur-lane-hug-hug-me-gif-15473930

[pastel moat]

Is that a torpedo with a twirly twirl

[finite quest]

Pat all of the doggo waifus

[lusty marsh]

me when i press on the shipgirl in the dorm

dorm music is fire

[signal delta]

[pastel moat]

Windmills strike again

[signal delta]

Atago time?

[pastel moat]

You know, the reason I started azur lane is because of an mmd of takao I saw on YouTube

[signal delta]

I don't really have any other atago art,so enjoy

[pastel moat]

[finite quest]

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/collection-kantai-kancolle-atago-panpakapan-gif-24021207

[peak knoll]

Interesting client at work

[weary trellis]

why is Kirito cosplaying as Atago

[finite quest]

you attending her

[river pelican]

Surely i’m getting trolled no ? I’m on my third lex II no cowpens X_X

[pastel moat]

That not kirito, it's his daughter

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kirito-gun-gale-online-sword-art-online-hair-gif-21272115

[signal delta]

[peak knoll]

Hahaha "Gouden Leeuw" just means "Golden Lion" in Dutch. It's our national animal (though it should be a seagull if you ask me). Lots of restaurants and other businesses reference lions in one way or another

[pastel moat]

Why did it autocorrect kirito to kurumi

[solid whale]

NEED

[signal delta]

I think I get my second lex before cowpen

[pastel moat]

You need cowpen

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-tongue-gif-4834509424028255898

[finite quest]

The Dutch catching more Ws.

[river pelican]

Do i keep going or no what’s the move

[weary trellis]

don't remind me

[river pelican]

Holy unfortunate

[meager vine]

keep rolling rolling rolling

[weary trellis]

100 builds, 1 pasadena, 1 lex Luthor

[signal delta]

Well,that up to you

Do you have the mean to keep going?will you regret it or not?

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/rollin-keep-rollin-limp-bizkit-gif-12003226

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/kashino-azur-lane-milk-anime-gif-11493708367339802340

[river pelican]

I’m 200 deep i just got the pity lex but i lowk need it

[finite quest]

I had to pity pull Lex. Trust me, I am in severe pain.

[teal girder]

painleve

pain leave

[lusty marsh]

Real?

[finite quest]

Oh, and had to buy Cleveland too.

[signal delta]

Yikes

[peak knoll]

Real!

[river pelican]

What’s the move fam

[signal delta]

Well,here story from me,I spend 500 cubes for Yumi,a ship from collaboration

[river pelican]

Y r gold ships harder to pull than ur 🤔

[modern walrus]

rookie numbers

[signal delta]

True

[violet panther]

"gold ship"

[teal girder]

SSR

[echo harbor]

Manjuu, please give us more ass skin next year

[modern walrus]

I spend 600 cubes on noshiro mu

[teal girder]

wasnt noshi map drop?

oops mu

[river pelican]

Muse

[modern walrus]

formi was the shop ship

[finite quest]

Insert here my traumatic story where I got like, 7 UVHs and 1 Elbe in 199 pulls.

[signal delta]

[teal girder]

fumo top corner

[river pelican]

What’s the move bro

I still have like 138 cubes

[signal delta]

[static kernel]

My honest reaction to the art

[nimble dune]

god damn, i'd hit that

[meager vine]

omg check out that ||fumo||

[signal delta]

Yeah,I don't think that a good idea

[river pelican]

Fawwwwwwkkkk

[signal delta]

I thought you have like at least 1k cubes

[river pelican]

I neeeeddddd itttttt

[signal delta]

You know

You can do a 3 build a day

[stiff forum]

Hm

[river pelican]

Bet

[teal girder]

is it just....christmas?

[stiff forum]

Today off on work for eve

[tepid hollow]

I notice they've buffed Eugen quite a bit

[signal delta]

Btw I get kronk in 199 pull,1 more pull before I hit a pity

They really love playing games

[torpid kettle]

the good kind of buff 😏

[stiff forum]

Really buff

[finite quest]

I only used 2 bullins in those UVHs. (help)

[nova elm]

HVAR is fking killing my soul

[hearty salmon]

More to love

[hearty salmon]

IT'S TIME FOR SERSY JEX

[teal girder]

how to

[hearty salmon]

That's the fun part

[finite quest]

Like the birbs and the bees

[hearty salmon]

You lock me n NJ in a room for 4 hours

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/shimakaze-azur-lane-seseren-gif-26514119

[violet panther]

is 4 hours even enough?

[pastel moat]

Guys did you know that cowpens is the most compatible ship for commanders, according to the most recent study?

[violet panther]

how?

[restive ivy]

guys do anyone know the secret touch for yorktown 2 new skin?

[nova elm]

Unmh akhthually no, according to my sources. The intelligence of commanders on avarage is equal to Essex. Thus the most compatible is Essex

[teal girder]

cowspen

[hearty salmon]

I'll get her to sleep in 1

[violet panther]

aww, she lasted only 1

[finite quest]

No one is immune to the essex propaganda

[lament palm]

Had her at base affinity, this took so fucking long

[violet panther]

u know, if u win Essex, she's a gateway open to all of her sisters, including series 2

[echo harbor]

Time to eat some ass

[nova elm]

Essex is the truth you know?

[violet panther]

Essex figure herself is often overshadowed by her dumbmeme

[agile silo]

irka cooked

[potent moss]

SERSY JEX! 🗣️🔥

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1442552564012023928/essex_lick.gif

[tawdry heath]

merry christmas

[tawdry heath]

[agile silo]

https://fxtwitter.com/irkawaza_haaw/status/1997259735280603160?s=46

irkawaza (@irkawaza_haaw)

NJ RQ 2/2
︀︀#AzurLane #アズールレーン

**💬 15 🔁 583 ❤️ 3.5K 👁️ 27.0K **

FxTwitter · Dec 6, 2025, 11:00 AM

[teal girder]

Maid Wars

[tawdry heath]

flashbang of essex and new jersey when I hop in here

[tawdry heath]

☝️

reversecard

[nova elm]

Nu'uh

[violet panther]

[tawdry heath]

wheres christmas spoot

[violet panther]

where's Kaga-Christmas Tree

[tawdry heath]

thakn you for christmas schobbob

also

schobbob

[meager vine]

[sinful vapor]

Warspite

[tawdry heath]

john

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[tawdry heath]

frens

[echo harbor]

Need pregnant shipgirl

[meager vine]

[tawdry heath]

I beg your pardon

[nova elm]

Go ask the Raiders from last week

[echo harbor]

Can we mind break Siren so they totally obsess with skk and switch side?

[meager vine]

[echo harbor]

I want Siren waifu

[nova elm]

Without mindbreak they're actually already in love with Shikikan. That's why they're trying to manipulate AL so that they can kidnap SKK

(Trust me, I'm a Sirenologist)

[echo harbor]

Siren Harem

[teal girder]

3rd siren coming soon

[stiff forum]

Chrimbas eve

[echo harbor]

Honestly, no more loli Siren, I want Siren Cow

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/observer-azur-lane-anime-siren-purifier-gif-16642176

[nova elm]

The newest siren is a mommy, next siren will be giga

[teal girder]

octopus cow

[stiff forum]

Gigachad

[nova elm]

Also daily reminder to vote for Purity for the Siren Vote!

Every vote for Puri = A Vote for Playable Siren!

[stiff forum]

Eesex siren when

Sirensex

[nova elm]

[naive sequoia]

hello~
just quite busy lately

[onyx ember]

Compiler 2

[abstract ingot]

She spent too much time being a Dojikko she cannot goon

[abstract ingot]

Oh wow, staff alive

[torn aspen]

Hello Nozo!

[abstract ingot]

Hello Nozomi

[viscid nest]

first time in years 👀

[abstract ingot]

3 messages in a year, that's less time than I have seen my uncle in the past 2 years

And he only came 5 times one year

[solid whale]

[rough vapor]

they threw the entirety of AL management on ol nozo

[naive sequoia]

ya i dont chat that much
but i do stalk chat mostly

[pastel moat]

Oh goodness I need more free oath rings

[naive sequoia]

[sinful vapor]

[torn aspen]

lmao

[solid whale]

[abstract ingot]

We being observed like ants

[pastel moat]

Guys it's santa

[viscid nest]

varia did it thats all ill say

[solid whale]

i mean id watch a tribe of cavemen if i could get the chance to

[pastel moat]

Padoru padoru

[viscid nest]

hope you have a nice holidays nozo

[sinful vapor]

Nozo even higher rank than Infernal, Schobbob, and Ersatz Arcona in the lurker rank

[torn aspen]

Old 2021 XD

[pastel moat]

John, your pfp looks like a character from expedition 33

[solid whale]

looks more like ichiban lol

[sinful vapor]

my pfp has been around since 2009

[violet panther]

[abstract ingot]

Wow, so stinky you don't even wash it

And I thought Torva was the unchanged pfp ever

[sinful vapor]

[abstract ingot]

I have only had times where I went for months without changing or I return to old ones

Like the blondie pfp I like to use with the poker face.

[lavish oracle]

speen

[naive sequoia]

thats quite some time ago haha

[pastel moat]

I'm never changing mine, taihou is life

[sinful vapor]

Batman

[torn aspen]

Yeah

[abstract ingot]

https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2003254228387823846

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

"Hey, wait, is it just me, or am I missing a torpedo?"
︀︀
︀︀P.S. The cutest loading screen girl has got a fresh new look! 🎀✨Gimme some praise, Commander!

**💬 30 🔁 387 ❤️ 3.4K 👁️ 66.9K **

FxTwitter · Dec 23, 2025, 12:00 AM

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1453050253652791336/loading_screen.gif

[abstract ingot]

Oh wow, finally got a new look.

[teal girder]

strong head to tank the torp

porter vs glow

[abstract ingot]

Willy got new Ds

Dumb Destroyer Ds

[violet panther]

so, her braincells goes to her booba than skull?

[abstract ingot]

She almost sunk Texas, right?

[violet panther]

but that also make her skull Glowwormy hardass

[jaunty adder]

merry christmas eve fellas

[teal girder]

right on the dot

[abstract ingot]

Oh, it was Iowa

[viscid nest]

implac got 5th in cn lol

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/eeveesgifs-penguin-meme-funny-hilarious-gif-26400296

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/acheron-honkai-star-rail-christmas-gif-6703020122360290561

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gray-oguri-cap-gif-9580092192254010059

[violet panther]

[pastel moat]

Second best girl

Firefly wins

[violet panther]

Firefly regain attention briefly, thx to Constance

[tawdry heath]

aya

[violet panther]

[jaunty adder]

is nutella even good?

[sinful vapor]

maybe a long time ago

[strong lion]

Merry Christmas eve arsene

[strong lion]

Nutella is fucking great

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-dumb-duh-gif-13669009

speaking of spongebob, the fuck was up with ice spice dressed like a stripper at the premiere?

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-teddy-bear-christmas-azur-lane-gif-14619756386699124602

[jaunty adder]

skk is in the teddy bear

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-teddy-bear-bismarck-christmas-bismarck-gif-5106043803670329740

[violet panther]

he would wish he is not in teddy bear, he wish he be in Freddy Fazbear instead

[sinful vapor]

[viscid nest]

love that skin

[teal girder]

golden bear

[violet panther]

golden freddy

[meager marsh]

Bub

[teal girder]

gonna return in movie 3

[violet panther]

Ineffa may join the animatronic in Special Edition

[lavish oracle]

dang

someone born on 2003 is 27 now?

[sinful vapor]

math aint mathing

Batman moment

[strong lion]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-solid-snake-old-gif-26362269

[violet panther]

on the small end of Indep-class, we have the batman , other end of Sugoi Dekai, we have the mighty moo

[shut crane]

independence comes in all sizes

[sinful vapor]

yea one of the come in Cowpens size

[shut crane]

[sinful vapor]

Indep one of my favorite qts

[violet panther]

the flattest end of class would be Langley 2

[sinful vapor]

been voting for the Magician

[violet panther]

her Arbiter looks hostile, while her Madam M is

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-yuuka-gif-3894182179298065052

[violet panther]

until Madam M use 100 tons punch ^ an evolution of 100kg punch

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuka-blue-archive-gif-8554307374915160971

[rose spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[viscid nest]

nozo blessed us this christmas eve

[worldly adder]

🤤

[meager marsh]

Sammeeeshes so witch

I love witch

I did it

I spelt

[meager marsh]

Must buy

[torn aspen]

EN AND JP 1st nice

[meager marsh]

Purple witch lady too low……

[violet panther]

Chary and Ordy are quite consistent

[meager haven]

Hamm skin available

[sinful vapor]

yup

[meager marsh]

She’s so pink

I love it!!!!!

[meager haven]

Love how I just bought her RQ just for a better skin to be free

[viscid nest]

new weapon skins go nice with it

[meager marsh]

LMAO real…..

I bought it cuz I had a ticket tho

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[meager haven]

Yeah same

the John, hello

[torn aspen]

people vote for another

[meager marsh]

Not fair!!!!!!!

[sinful vapor]

imagine voting

[viscid nest]

who votes for the enemy smh

[mossy pivot]

I'm voting Empress, 0 damns given

[sinful vapor]

who?

[lavish oracle]

when the tiddies big

[mossy pivot]

Arbiter III: The Empress

[sinful vapor]

who

[blissful oxide]

here comes a batman femboy

[sinful vapor]

[meager haven]

Hah hi

[blissful oxide]

hi kelp

[neon coral]

An M

[sinful vapor]

hah

[blissful oxide]

john

[neon coral]

Anyway

[torn aspen]

[neon coral]

Bye got a Grand Order Raid to farm

[viscid nest]

ayaya out here going for blood

[torn aspen]

[ripe plover]

man this feel good

[sinful vapor]

Cleve M.....why are you avoiding me...drop already?

[shut crane]

she's shy

[meager haven]

I got two Cleves before 10k, 40k later haven’t gotten another.😔

[sinful vapor]

I am at around 36k...still 0

[meager haven]

Ripperoni

[sinful vapor]

got enough to make another hvar

[meager haven]

Scrap base Cleve

Or Clevelad

[viscid nest]

i got 2 hvar cba to farm more

[meager haven]

Peak

[ripe plover]

i have got 3, just gotta farm gang

[meager haven]

Also at 3

[wanton pelican]

Christmas Eve

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[wanton pelican]

[meager haven]

Christmas christmas time is here

[sinful vapor]

time to pop a Mexi Cola

[wanton pelican]

Merry Johnmas

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-takagi-san-takagi-gif-25051137

[sinful vapor]

[meager haven]

Yes, you are.

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-san-christmas-takagi-santa-claus-reindeer-gif-25051134

[meager haven]

Cgi reindeer

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/teasing-master-takagi-san-takagi-からかい上手の高木さん-高木さん-anime-gif-18013239626255444763

[meager haven]

Very cool

[blissful oxide]

takagi spotted

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-excited-coca-cola-gif-9158418

[meager haven]

I should watch Takagi

[torn aspen]

Takagi Christmas !

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-san-nishikata-present-christmas-gif-25045871

[wanton pelican]

Scene from uhhh nearing the end of s3

One day I’ll rewatch it

[meager haven]

Wiat fak I never finished Natsume’s new season

[sinful vapor]

Drinking Coca Cola from glassed bottles.....very classic

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/takagi-takagi-san-nishikata-karakai-jouzu-no-takagi-san-dance-gif-14498547

[wanton pelican]

Yes

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-takagi-san-takagi-gif-25051137

[sinful vapor]

yea my job as of late have been bringing in Mexi Cola in bulks...so I buy them discounted with my employee benefits

[wanton pelican]

The actual soda name mexicola? Or cokes from Mex?

[sinful vapor]

cokes from Mex

[viscid nest]

cola made with cane sugar

[wanton pelican]

Ye

[sinful vapor]

I just call it Mexi cola for the giggles

[viscid nest]

instead of what we get

[wanton pelican]

We have sodas named mexicola

[sinful vapor]

not just cane sugar, but glassed bottles too

[viscid nest]

ahh true

[sinful vapor]

plastic bottle is meh.

I grew up drinking glassed bottles in the 90s

[wanton pelican]

[sinful vapor]

[radiant cipher]

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[viscid nest]

what currency is that

35$ for glass

[sinful vapor]

but yea, I do not drink colas that often, so it is refreshing to drink one once in a while

probably pesos

[viscid nest]

or cents

ahh

[sinful vapor]

[wanton pelican]

Pesos

[covert flicker]

Christmas more like

No holiday for me

my boss gonna tell me to go to work again

"Family" company they said

[viscid nest]

tell them you have christmas elves in your walls and you cant come in

[plucky magnet]

[radiant cipher]

[viscid nest]

which ship is this

[lucid python]

U don’t know lol?

[viscid nest]

no idea

[lucid python]

The best ship Hai Tien

[viscid nest]

ahhh

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G81Qf3LagAQPmqy?format=jpg&name=large

[lucid python]

And since this game is poop gameplay wise you can use her everywhere

That’s what I like abt this game that u can use anything n

[sinful vapor]

wat

false alarm she meant our plants

whew

[violet panther]

desu yo ne

[plucky magnet]

My wifi slow as hell

[sinful vapor]

oh right I got paid earlier today

[cosmic forge]

happy christmas you bozos

this is an order

be happy or die

[austere mesa]

GET WASTED

[sinful vapor]

Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

[austere mesa]

die happy

[cosmic forge]

merry souls: prepare to be happy edition

[weary wasp]

Ive come

merry christmas to yall bi＃ches♡

[weary wasp]

and another year to remember this masterpiece, RIP ye ol' good times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8cPDpXnQa0

[sinful vapor]

ewww moba

[blissful oxide]

finally

[weary wasp]

boy the song slaps, its all you need👌

[vagrant coyote]

nation of bulin

viking song

[ivory bridge]

HUH???

[serene elm]

and that thing is smaller than a BB anyways

[violet panther]

seems chill, sitting at the properller shaft of a Typhoon-class

[thorn talon]

A sad story told in two pictures

[solid whale]

bro is leveling commons

[thorn talon]

All ships deserve use

[sinful vapor]

Commons are the true URs

[violet panther]

i've 120ed all the commons (too)

[shut crane]

moe moe pyun

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/moe-moe-kyun-gif-19990481

[restive wing]

Moe Moe Kyun!

[teal girder]

install cat ears

[violet panther]

or install elf ears, honse ears

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-lonely-gif-9169928466271091841

[nova monolith]

If Login Screens where dynamic

A Dynamic Zaahen would be fine

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/everknight-evernight-ever-night-hsr-star-rail-gif-8150170169450611599

Loney Loney

[lusty marsh]

Im so happy

[wanton pelican]

I’m leveling every ship

[lusty marsh]

I got blessed

thanks takagi

Hmm wait

Nvm

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/saba-vtuber-cute-cute-vtuber-anime-gif-18262030096938368333

[weary wasp]

they were, thats the login screen I saw back in 2015

[balmy lotus]

Hmm new toys

[mental swift]

vro I just got my second fucking Lexington

in a 1 pull

[nova monolith]

I meant current login screens, the last login screens we received are from 2019 and 2020 since Mordekaiser doesn't have a Dynamic Login Screen

They did see a dynamic view on Zaahen in his video, I wonder why they didn't even display it

bummer

[weary wasp]

nyaruhodo

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[weary wasp]

what can I say I played league when I was in secondary and so, cannot hate it

[nova monolith]

We only hate its gameplay and community, but we won't hate their goated Animation and Music

[silver lava]

https://tenor.com/view/finja-cat-lost-christmas-gif-26361005

[sinful vapor]

are we getting this after the event ends?

[viscid nest]

after this maint

thursday

[sinful vapor]

ooo this year

[hard vine]

Get jolly get jolly get jolly

[sinful vapor]

wow

was expecting for next year lol

[livid bolt]

kansas lowkey my goat

[mental swift]

average kansas resident

[weary wasp]

ah I loved this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmmpo5OsC8

[silver lava]

https://tenor.com/view/corn-field-embarrassed-bush-oh-gif-19190010

[livid bolt]

Son 😂 :crine:

[austere mesa]

eww moba trash

[weary wasp]

but enuf of league, Ill get banned xd

[mental swift]

moba is trash but the music is good though

[silver lava]

Moba?

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-jolly-cat-jolly-cat-merry-christmas-gif-9272976883674260918

[austere mesa]

i do have arcane soundtrack

[mental swift]

Yeah they were only talking about soundtracks

[radiant cipher]

Multiplayer online battle arena

[silver lava]

Wait what’s the difference between moba and League?

Oh alright

[violet panther]

League is a moba

[mental swift]

i bet you live in wichita

[trim gyro]

what

[violet panther]

moba is a genre

[silver lava]

Wichita actually ain’t that bad, I like it there

[mental swift]

not necessarily saying it's bad?

[livid bolt]

In what???

[mental swift]

in wichita

[trim gyro]

moba is the genre for people too attention deficit to play rts

[silver lava]

I was just throwing myself into the conversation. Didn’t mean to imply that you thought it was bad

[violet panther]

moba is a genre with typical gameplay trait :

[mental swift]

well you could say something like you got your second Lexington 2

[silver lava]

I got my third

[livid bolt]

sounds like a good place, i live in asia by the way

[tight roost]

would you rather...
A.have Azur Lane's fanservice toned down to pure christian
B.play Black Ops 7

[weary wasp]

yah the classic, the one and only, the game that started everything, the blessing and curse. League of Legends

[mental swift]

okay sure

[violet panther]

lol no

[livid bolt]

that doesnt sound very convincing

[mental swift]

how about you die

[violet panther]

Dota was the pioneer of all moba

years before league

[silver lava]

I finally got my Hornet II though! So life is good

[mental swift]

Congrats

[trim gyro]

dota is a waste of a perfectly fine rts

[mental swift]

Funny thing is I got both of my lexi from 1 pulls

[weary wasp]

but that didnt reach outside its niche, thats the big difference, League was a fenomenon, there was a time when all my friends played it

[violet panther]

dota was originally a custom-map of Warcraft 3

[tight roost]

really hope tmrw doesn't fuck me over

[trim gyro]

yes, I know

[violet panther]

Dota was restricted by Warcraft 3 game port ofc

[mental swift]

i hope you get truck-kun'd

[silver lava]

I got one on my first pull and then I got the rest trying to pull Birmingham not realizing she wasn’t even in the build pool

[violet panther]

but the genre definition was created by Dota

[trim gyro]

I've actually played warcraft 3, it's better than any moba and I don't even like blizzard

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168