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Its a US burke
Yes
I know, that's why i asked if the picture was in Japan
190 pulls on event 0 event ships
But couldn't they have made the mast less round
Wtf is that 
It bothers me
why is my first instinct when I saw this was: âwho you calling pinheadâ
Make it a bit more pointy
are events build buggy
boat
We made it like that because it's dual purpose, the bigger boat girls could use those

i wonder if thats why they made the mogami class onis 
You know....
yeah 0 cubbes have where gems
I don't like it's look but if it works who am I to criticize
Which skin ?
Cheeks ship
Dr Clarke said something about he thinks they should build them before I clicked off to do something else 
it looks like something out of roblox
Why is do it got so much dead space
Looks phallic
woah, isn't the laser weapon one of the military technologies of the sirens?
Yes, the larger boat girls prefer it that way
Missile battery by looks of it and the landing pad behind that
Itâs a tin can thatâs what it is
i love playin azur lane in public; and enjoyin cultured skins
Alsace my beloved
They were testing the type 45 in DCS with the laser against a swarm of drones and one plane, would be interesting if it works the way it does in game but doubt it
Your favorite cultured skin to show in public ?
the new jersey race queen skin
rq of all thangsđ
Kansas robbed
Hi, can anyone send screenshots of comments for Hamman 2. A friend is asking for them
No

they're actually fine on amagi, for once
would love Eugen's brilliant touch skin but one can dream
Theyâre all either wanting to hug her, thighs, or Yorky II salt comments for Avrora
It is
Screenshot
No
They can't all win
But yeah I wanted some Kansas l2d also
I'm glad Gold Lewd got it though
Oddly my favorite skin from the first wave was Pasadena's, i'm just not at all interested in the others
Except for Donskoiâs ofc
Depends on server
Second wave idk what one i like
Little enterprise specifically
can we even put the stockings on her in that pose? i perfer stockings
What is your opinion on Allen bunny then?
i would kiss top part of yorktown ii's feet from tht bunny girl skin
York is the first one to get me to buy a 1680 gem skin 
Same

Her demeanor even in that outfit is impeccable
damn, she strong
We'll get fucking warned if we did lol
Only bunny skin i bought was All Night Charge
I think I liked but I don't play Allen even
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I'm so close to unlocking Kearsarge
yes, l2d mode first , customize her
Dm it
I just hate coin grinding
Takes a while for me to hit the hold cap

I like how in the story it says she's wearing stockings but never actually shows stockings
even though that is a feature of the skin
I feel forever spooked by a possible incoming Yamato patch
its only possible once a year 
Same LMAOOOO
For the bunny girls!!!!
What are the odds Mecklenberg's L2D+ is as unhinged as the cow
Why did they not make the stockings the default
And then the toggle the no stockings
In what way
Eugen looks like she has as many of more outfits now than Taihou
Lewdness
yeah she will have 1 more after this new one
I'm at a dilemma, whom shall i choose for my valentine? i have plenty options and they all are my favourite for i want to listen to them all and receive their heartfelt words and chocos, truly is a worry that puzzles me
Whoever touches your heart the most
i treat them all equally fair
(It won't be the mog)
I'm going Alsace
I'm thinking maybe
bois belleau
hindenburg
hakuhou
It's gonna be 1 of 3 for me, whichever one I oath
Fargo
Kearsarge
Pasadena
hakuhou assets are truly captivating
Fargo and Kearsarge are silly beep boops, Pasadena is a crazy happy partying pink creature, the choice is difficult
I mean. Maybe yeah
kearsarge T pose is the dominant pose
Yorktown META for me ig
maybe I'll settle for hakuhou
her quotes are of utmost devotion
makes mine heart flutter
Honse
You've heard of house wife
Now get ready for horse wife

Hors with a horn
mid uma
Best uma is matikanetannhauser
golshi is standard peak
Or super creek
i don't know who agnes is
Lab coat
||I have finished episode 23..what now?||
start running
Who to do next for PR8? Cunibert? Kansus? Derpskoi?
Like exercise?
Bruh tf u on
who is faster
the delusions or the car
Kansas
Hi Kirk 
What's up buddy 
The urge to go to the bathroom after eating taco bell

Just chilling and playing AL 
Good

taco bell is bleach for the tummy for it clears the contents

how do i become a colored name?
staying white ain't bad tho


Ive never seen that ship girl before...
It's Gearing
Kansas is sleepy and gorgy
Cuniberti is just overall good design and a bit cute, but you'll only read math about her and experiments
I am currently farming donskoi
any belfast fans in chat

If the server wasn't trashed over the years this would of been a good emoji 
Ăgir better
Hamman 2 comments are tamer than I expected
She already suffering enough, everyone is being kind to her
that's because ham bites everyone that leave bad comments
how long does the playable event last again
January who knows
3w
Im cold and sick
who flows
Who ask
Clarence K. Bronson with some cope comments
Suffering? Why? The pantsu shot?
balls
The dorm thingy
Clarence is forced to use her rope on mecky
????????
Everytime there's new dorm furniture preview, they always use Hamann as test subject

multiple shadow clone jutsu hammann
Nurn
pin


creepy laffey jumpscare
no
ayooo kuybyshev skin its not l2d?
creepy? i want 20 of those
balls
azur lane needs to give kuybyshev some love
Dynmic it seems
If not than just static
You realize getting a skin at ALL post release is them giving her love
Poor Nurn's been without a new skin for years now
Whose the girl with the whip and bd*m outfit?
nope, the girl with blue hair and a bunny suit
Mihara!!!!!
You know who else has gone a while without skins


graf zeppelin
no new skin
VA gone
artist gone
got replaced by gangut
who suffered harder than graf zeppelin?
Maya....still no skin 
balls with extra money
Time to create a US state with Asians, Whites, Native Americans, and Hispanics + mixes of those

me
give me my skin back
I wonder if weâll ever get another Marco Polo skinâŚ. I donât remember her getting more than 1 lol
I could check again buttttt
butt
Am I insane that I find this kinda cute despite it being creepy?

QE is getting recycled in due time
Hey guys, how do I get massena
Maybe
I can't find it in the wiki
Oh reminds me... She's now overworked cause she now HAS to paint the yabai out the skin teasers
man im so tired i read the last part as "lasagna"
Rest mf
You're not tired, just hungry
you missed her out, she was part of the French event during EN anni 2025
shes event limited
he also has the biggest breasts in the server btw
HE?
I was here but don't remember her at all
THAS CRAAAAZY
Men can have boobs fun fact
HE????
BIGGEST BREAST?
boobies
I do
biggest brest
Let me shake them
They are filled with hopes and dreams
wiki people forgot to link the event to her
Let mw check my dock, if she's blonde I may have retired her
Iris Libre
i like neither feet nor armpit. But if i had to choose, i'd pick armpit
because at least its close to the breasts

goon morning laners!!!!!!
Good morning buta

how much time left till Paizuri Lane reaches GoonDust2's levels of horny
next year will be the year of the sex
never
I hear brown dust 2 had high elf archer
sex update here we cum
Waiting for her here
Next year
it was a collab
afaik it's already there and bd2 is just more expressive about it
it was a great banner. Le Hardi, Massena, Bois Belleau, Duquesne, and Duguay
Ok I don't have her
Anne revenge and bois and pearl skins though
i will delete laners' lane shower
Oh is thst how you see her
embed fail,fuhh u
im not a feet kinda guy or an armpit kinda guy
i like NOTHING
I see Alice from blue archive
i went my girls to be geometrical shapes
i guess i do like sideboobs
and that's close to armpits
i guess
Side butt
When pig ship?
sorry BA does not exist to me
all i want for christmas is 2m cog chips
Pity, rio is the best
john are you real
But I will delete hardi
the page is still under construction lol
Just need 2 more bulins
you needa be slimed for that name alone
bache better than new jerkstripes

Yeah it's definitely Alice
Blue archive
hmm
The passengers of that cruiser now know how the crew of William D Porter felt when the infamous accident happened (this is Iowa) 
https://preview.redd.it/cruise-ship-did-something-because-big-sis-iowa-has-her-guns-v0-lnzkhgl6av8g1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=64c84b85e448a4bca13198d9ddc0cfa2b961a652
Is that a cruise ship
Press b to mount
Imagine a random tourist just checking the view before departing....and then they turn around and see those cannons pointed at them XD
đŽ
Oath ring
Btw she been out for 5 days and there's plenty of artists

What is limbus company
It sounds shady
The only limbus I know is the dance under the stick fences
sex
lol
Trump chan cant be this cute
Time to pull
is this clanker slop
S on every stat
to my eyes
ofc it is
man even trump went to the island to find the kansen
you guys just canât help yourselves, can you?
where are we going

anyways lets talk about AL politics
Azur lane has politics?
Holy lazy ai
so why did ark royal have 1000 bottles of shipgirl oil
Sure. Why does sirens dont attack naval HQ ffs
controlled opposition
Why aren't sirens trying to seduce us into submission
skk is onto something
lexington luck tf in
Make sure you grab yours
the moment you switch to al-general and see no lewds
Salted balls

Get better planes ,skill issue
How come there's no fat ship
hmm
how long until we need to wake up the admins
naaa
Handcrafted sex
I want a ship that looks like hellfire from duet night abyss
She's absolutely perfect
I want a ship that is ship
Hmmm... contemplating who to switch out on my American fleet...
Contemplating between Kearsarge/Lexi II/Yorktown II, or Lexi II/Yorktown II/Essex Kai.
girl this fleet is killing me are you leveling them up
you book them to 100, then you grind all day long
anyways new skins are scheduled for Christmas? Huge coincidence, I'm getting that Golden Lewd
It looks phallic
Lexington gotta lock in
cx
damn this fucking sucks, the event gear skin is gorgoues but you only get 1 for each plane type
hey manjuu, your porn skin days are over. give me the yamato
hi any know why azur lane not update or work to slow?
how can i get watarase
wait for rerun
idk
sda
skill issue
pee on the dog

this has been such a shit event for lexyaff grind
on same level and similar gear, it's usually Cowpen that get MVP than Lexi2, until 100+
cowpen is faster
CVLs generally should out mvp CVs if the map is piss easy
doesnt help that i have a 10/10 massane who is the queen of stealing mvps
shes getting mvp despite having no gear
massena is cute
didnât the imperial japanese military follow a really warped form of bushido
nationalism was at an all time high and people wanted to revive samurai aesthetics which were previously abolished
Cowshino still has the better personality
Found her while farming xp
hmm...
she looks like iowa from kantai
Still not the full thing...
What the fuck
Delete this shit
ai generated art in my azur lane server đ¤Žđ¤Žđ¤Ž
Not important to you but it's important to others
you can post it then
Careful, the ai bros might jump you
I don't got it vro
I don't care I would just incinerate them
AI slop
No way Kurumi is thiccer than Tohka
I can't believe this
Kashino always on top
WoahâŚ.. awesome
We throw watercups at their gpus. 
it's tiermaker bias, u can have level of agree or disagree on list
1cm is negligible. I'll still pat the cow as milk queen. 
Sadly to say tho, the DAL measurements are true btw, blud copied from the Wiki, just made me confused since Tohka was thiccer in S1 and S2 against Kurumi
Between kashino and cowpens, who wins?
sounds like it's not important enough for you then
In breasts Kashino
Elf mommy is the oppai queen
legend said Cowpen keep nourished entire Henderson Field garrisons for months
pregnancy arc, increase breast size
Quaser of stigmata plot
lmao that series is really amazing
Her tattoo helped it.
(as in getting gregnaers)
especially booba-succing is important part of the plot

that anime is really something
That nurse though
Then we send them to the recycling centers

Guys isn't she Empress III?
the file name says Lady E
Judging by the fire, yes.
Yeah saw it in the wiki
it's Empress, but when dressed, she's refered by Lady E
Lady Empress. 
same, but different, but still same
Damn, when did she appear?
I have the stupid. Took me a while to realize Miss D was Death.
the legendary denuvo cracker Empress 
"Madam M" for Magician too
Madam M I am wondering about her
madam M cup
...probably true too
What is Wheel Of Fortune's codename gonna be 
When did they appear in those versions?
she is what Yuuka strives to be in a decade
Not surprised that Cowpens did not Dethrone her but surprised that Gouden actually did
like late 2023 events iirc
Damn, 2 years ago? I thought they were more recent
when both Arbiter Magician and Empress are in human-dressed guise
should have made cowpens bigger
I remember in 2019 when I found out about empress, and my Google account has her as pfp from since
Exactly. 
also cue...
Lady E probably sometime late 2024?
Empress is cute
Now we need a version with Tower due of recent events. 
if her blue-glowing skin won't turn us into irradiated-blob at touch
:baby turning into dust.jpg:
Epic fail
Now that i think about it she reminds me off that one siren thatâs named magician or maybe thatâs supposed to be like that
The face stone reminds me of fucking iron man
we got to speak with her, but no indication how close range we are when chatting
Iâd do the same if I saw empress ngl
looks so ai.?
Sir thatâs what makes it funny
that monster truck also ranover a loli before, fortunately, that loli was sleeping , and was unaware
I should make that gif my banners

Average richard behavior.
that's Bonnie for ya
Bonnie?
She stinky, so Richard it is. 

ar ar har har
azur lane bite of 87

Christmas! Just a day away! Oh wow! 
Do tell 
Ok I need weapons recommendations for certain ships Becuase I just keep throwing whatever I can get and buy from event shops
Merry christmas
Don't insult Richard
fact or cap
Here her pantsu at? Nowhere. 
Who are you 
âLast rizzmas, I give you my gyattâ
Tomorrow is Christmas day but I am at the age that the dinner is the thing to look forward to 
Bought some chicken today for it 
Nice get it cooked and soaked in some chicken flavoured gravy 
you blamed the wrong person 
now, your balls are now confiscated
where did this sodak go
"and the very next day, you gyatt it away"
Sub? Whomsnt'd've.
Going to Restaurant on Christmas day for a carvery and on boxing day before the boxing happens rib eye steaks 
So cruel with the torsion
First pull I got Lexington 2 UR and clev meta on first pull
The one you can get after getting 200 special points
Willie. Ain't she a DD?
I think not sure
Willy Pete
Sister of fletcher class. The DD gang.
But yeah I think i might get a second copy of Lexington 2 UR
Iâm missing the cow thatâs all
Sure Willy....
Love when my stuff rains down some white phosphorus on enemy positions
Just got Pasadena
Got some on her legs too 
gonna finish set up christmas tree (nms)
Nice
Have fun
Maybe she using flex seal
Phil swift is da man
To prove the power of flex tape I sawed this shipgirl in half
Wait, that's not even Billy, wth 
Thereâs always more lol
Wonder if you cut a Ford class carrier in two would flex tape hold it together again ? đ¤
It would even work underwater! 
i remember a Transformer movie already tried that on a CVN, it didn't
And then we sealed the two halfs back together without any issue :)
That prinz Eugene skin is definitely picking up that skin
I love tv shopping
And Yorktown 2 skin as well
Kinda miss it in the states itâs just more online ads now
I fell asleep totally
SODAK
Hi geeser
can't buy anything for christmas, have to save moneh for Beijing and Shanghai trip next week
Beware shanghai
Homie visiting the Dragon Empire girls 
People unironically go to bejing or shanghai?
I know you ate my chocolate fudge Sunday. Donât worry when I catch you outside its wraps.
I thought most people would visit shit like Japan or Korea
I have 2 sides...
I wouldnât mind going to Shanghai or Beijing if I had the money
Beijing for more "Traditional and administrative" capital, and Shanghai for "expensive and high-tech" capital of China
Hope your trip goes well
You can visit both poles, its just that you won't make out of one of them 
I thought shenzen was high tech
equally with Shanghai, Shenzen is just next to HongKong
I was doing a naval invasion from your gal or one of the South cals at least no exact name
Always remember novels talking about being shanghaied
You were spreading my girl???
So whatâs the difference between mandarin and canto
One is simplified Chinese and the other is actual Chinese
accents and multiple letters?
I went to get milk on
It takes longer to say a whole sentence or something
They both sound way different
can be so different, they can barely understand each other
Jarvis, retire all his ship girls
Sorry super uninformed American lol
Barely
Start of company of heroes campaign map you get a South Dakota
Becuase for me Spanish and Portuguese are similar but the grammar is different
I wanna retire some Japanese ships in my game but windows 11 giving me grief
Oof
Could add italian to the sideline too. All latin-derivated languages.
Window 11 Update on Kearsarge's processor : 
Give me your balls, they require further inspection unless, face Certain Erasure
True true but it just gets more confusing lol
cowpenis
Kearsarge better Nuke windows
Oh my god I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was just an essex to cry on
A face with a lover with a lemon in his heart
A shikikan undercover, but you tore him apart (Tore me apart)
Ooh-ooh
Now I've found real love, you'll never fool me again
still, migrate to Apple may be too painful for her
Kearsarge! Do not turn on Recall, Kearsarge! 
Nah Linux
Is this a song ?
I hate co pilot and the other win 11 AI shit
Sounds so familiar
Last essex I gave you my heart
Legit work in tech itâs just overrated bloatware
imagine it's from :
The very next es(sex), you gave it away 
True
Never heard it before
Legit tho I love the designs for some of the characters
Joe... well I am not even surprised at this point 
Rena
its ALO Gen

I know you ate my cheeseburger.
Itâs okay cuz I know you also ate my cookie.
first you blame me for eating your cookie, and now the burger?

Yes.
This is all your fault.
Your hungry big back powered self
Tf goin on?
Ate all my food
This is just my way of becoming friends with someone twin
Tf
you too Joe? You're mean 
Deal with it
Nice 
Epic fail

Virus dot gif. 
cowpains
I drink soda I eat soda
@weak parrot hirotonfta pfp? Based
So howâs everyone and anyone got plans this Christmas or holidays or whatever
He drinks his fries and eats his cola
Pretty good so far
And my only plans for Christmas is to eat a huge dinner and sleep đ
Going to a diner with the fam
But rest is definitely in order Becuase I have had a shit sleeping schedule
I drink soda I eat pizza
normally, Ark wouldn't mind chatting with them, but amount of trolling and shattered expectation K.O.ed her
atago takao akagi and mikasa get up to a bout of Halloween tomfoolery

20 dollars is 20 dollars
Cow/10
kearsarge after the update (now her ssd is corrupted)
need her fellow androids to re-diag 
kieran Sarjuna
I donât think any amount of windows recovery is fixing this
it's up to fellow CPUer to fix it
and Gas knew, she got CPU-crashed by D7P before

ah yes the mutsuki nation strikes
obviously gas was using a 13th gen intel processor
internal burning
with the wrong kind of air cooling
you know, Gas would need to ration her meals to buy new RAM soon
she might have to take out a mortgage, maybe even sell her home
sell those ears
wonder if Gas has a private home, she has lived in state-Vichnya-Cathedral estate
ofc, JB subsidiary
So JB have to pay for her maintenance then
Hmm
welp, looks like sheâll need to take to the high seas again
that DDR5 ram wonât buy itself
since iris Orthodoxy re-established, the paycheck now co-shared with Richy
f it, we ball
although fortunately, Gas use Win10
got touched by D7P just reset her system to Factory-setting
aw man I gotta put the emotional module back in again
while Alsace continue to has heat-ventilation issue
people being fluent in english is a terrifying thought
meanwhile, enterprise is trying to fix a warp 10 drive:
also, cows have accents
by a Scottish engineer

what is Warp 10 speed ratio? 10 million miles per second?
actually itâs infinity
tbh, more like incalculable, not nigh-infinity
A crisp 8fps
get a better phone
10 million miles per seconds also sounds extremely slow for a hyperdrive
I cranked everything to max and environment to low
Once apon a time my phone was a flagship model
Warp 9.99 is 8333c
also I now have a perfect idea
you know that scene from Star Trek 09? Yeah Iâm gonna draw that now with Enterprise and Hood.
AL Hanukkah special
ok, howabout : Enty as Enterprise, and Arbiter Chariot as Narada?
Actual dialog lmao
I have been thinking about drawing enterprise as her Star Trek counterpart, Iâm just not sure if I should do her 2009 look or her TNG look
only reason to not doing ST09 is that dish already beat me to that years ago
who is this?
(wrong answer only)
Shinano
Bro it's been months
This is beyond punishment
damn right
no
colonel sanders
nuh uh
if someone guesses that ice using neptune from goodwill who uses bow,i will send you to the bache prison

the 
Neptune from Wish
Neptune
that's Joe Biden
can't see any differences
Miss D pads
Down D Stairs
omori
definitely looks like Akagi to me

Why is Enterprise Engine deck look like my local power station?
1200 oil?
Why?
I ate 3 burgers
If you can afford it , 10hr is one of the best ways to get cubes

warp drives do need all that piping just to run
after all, Scotty needs something to fix
i did not ping thee
I always saw her like that
Ninjago mentioned
bionicle> ninjago
Theyre not even remotely similar
they're still lego ips!
You can't compare the two on equal ground
dam

Hello guys nice to meet you
Run
wHaT d Id YoU dO tO hEr
For what
Before the furries get you
pRePaRe fOr UnFoReSeEn CoNsEqUeNcEs!11!1!11!1!1111!1111
dat donât look right
man I really gotta stop smokin that oxy-cola
Why and how are you smoking oxy cola
Start collecting stamps
How are you smoking oxy cola
Of what
I donât know man all I remember was enterprise gave it to me and said âyou should try itâ
so that i put in a hooka and now the whole world looks like rainbows
I donât think thatâs how Iâm supposed to use it
Whyd you put cola in a hooka
idk I was bored
no cow 0/10
I don't have any furry kashino
that would be terrifying if you did
Only regular
mmm cow
Do you have any fargo
MmmâŚâŚ
Fresh steak in the house
Is that the uma musume the kids talk about
đŞ
This is battle cats
this was before umamusume even existed
ah yes, screaming chime

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koharu sockpuppet
any more
no cow 0/10
No beef* 0/10
No
oof
NO NOT NENEKO
Yes neneko
female_jesus_arabian_text.png
Beautiful
Peak
Fargo deserves an oath skin
âman this oxy-cola ainât shi-â
me:
I'll never forgive the Australians!
Fargo now is the distributor and prime-investor of Cowpen Dairy Supply
Fargo distributes a lot of things.
Fargo also own a banking
Kashino & co.
so uh⌠what happens when we give the milk to shipgirls?
Fargo is so busy with her work
Death, or larger boobs
Manjuu jelly cat?
Fargo own a cattle farm size of Montana, Fargo own a bank that has over 500 branches nationwide
i dont have
fargo ate your dad
What drives him forward
Fargo can barely understand emotions of love
Idk cat food or smth
Fargo when she goes far
probably the latter.
I mean even enterprise has bought some too and look at her!
this milk obviously is doing something to the girls I swear
"why my pp liquid"
yet milk has no effect whatsoever to Hipper and Champagne
theyâre lactose intolerant
hipper drinks pilk
Have you played Azur lane today?
fucking W H A T













