al-general

[lament palm]

Synd

Did you know that I13 got oath lines?

[oblique sinew]

No i didnt

[sleek cape]

Lorenz is stinky

[oblique sinew]

I havent kept up on anything AL related

[lament palm]

That's my fourth oath this week dammit

[flat steeple]

Same

[lament palm]

Yeah, I've just started playing again cause of Porter

[oblique sinew]

i dont think i have her oathed actually

guess it dun matter

[flat steeple]

I haven’t started playing again yet
Im too busy sweating tbc cuz I like funni shaped cats

[sleek cape]

I oathed my bed

[sharp swan]

the other unhinged green creature

[flat steeple]

Oh shit why’d I sent that

[lament palm]

I13 I think was my first ssr from the gacha, and I thought she was neat but didn't have oath lines so I never oathed her

[lament palm]

Only took years

[wanton pelican]

A little sick but I’m doing better

[sharp swan]

you sent too many cats to die

they are mad

[flat steeple]

Sacrifice is needed

[sharp swan]

WHA

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-love-hi-bye-cat-gif-5848836

[oblique sinew]

oh damn part 2 came out right

[flat steeple]

I hope you feel better :)

[oblique sinew]

do i even want to bother

just farm c3

[lament palm]

I've only been doing C3

[flat steeple]

More bodies for better results

[sleek cape]

C4

[lament palm]

The last one, whatever it's called before sp

[wanton pelican]

Thanks

[oblique sinew]

D3

lol

[wanton pelican]

Just bought some tacos rn

[flat steeple]

Dont explode the toliet

[oblique sinew]

[sleek cape]

Oh boy

[tiny kraken]

💔

[oblique sinew]

i hear you game

problem solved

FUCK

[oblique sinew]

thankfully they expanded the scapping limit cause having to scrap 500 10 at a time ships would have made me just quit for the day

[lament palm]

Scrap lines plz

[oblique sinew]

sorry i cant hear them over the blender noises

[lament palm]

[vague shale]

[oblique sinew]

ugh work tmr

[meager marsh]

I could do that for you…. If you give me 5 bucks

[oblique sinew]

would i just log in and have no ships left?

wtf is this

[meager marsh]

No I’m not that stupid

[oblique sinew]

why is it on my side

[meager marsh]

It’s just a little buddy

[viscid nest]

something something story

[meager marsh]

They help you pew pew the enemies

[oblique sinew]

oh i got the cute one this time

[lament palm]

Should be a long weekend at least

Can't wait to actually sleep

[oblique sinew]

i slept 2h yesterday

[lament palm]

My sleep has been like, between 2 hours and 7, some times

[solid whale]

[oblique sinew]

i sleep at most 4h

[lament palm]

That's, after sleeping 3-4 hours more because my cat bites my feet

Wakes me up for breakfast

[oblique sinew]

i just sat in my office all day with coffee and the door shut and ignored everyone while playing my weeb ass music

i was in no mood to deal with shit

[lament palm]

I was online shopping lol

Bought this

[oblique sinew]

tried to tell my sup that i received a divine mandate from zeus so i have to submit my timecard early because i was going to be sick tuesday

she just told me to show up tmr

[echo harbor]

I want shipgirl with mole on her ass

[meager marsh]

Oddly specific

[lament palm]

Having a doctor in the family is nice

Free lies

[oblique sinew]

i dont NEED an excuse i could just be sick

lmao

[meager marsh]

Or they just call you out on your BS

[lament palm]

I usually just work when I'm sick tbh, I could take it off

But

It's whatever most of the time

[oblique sinew]

not me man

having spent a majority of my life

[lament palm]

Depends, hard to do that when you have a docs note

[oblique sinew]

working when i was deathly ill

[meager marsh]

I act like a dying old man when I’m sick

[oblique sinew]

cause no work no pay

if i have even the sniffles im like

[oblique sinew]

[lament palm]

I'm just used to being sick, I used to even work out sick

Until I got a throat infection

[weak parrot]

henpai with sentai

[meager marsh]

What the hell

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191933272154964071/1452850591482122360/caption.gif

[mental swift]

oh wow scoliosis mf again

[echo harbor]

YES, NJ ASS ON MY FACE

[sleek cape]

That’s not even NJ

[meager marsh]

This DOES feel wrong…. The posture is weird

[lavish oracle]

would

[echo harbor]

Her sisters will do just fine

[oblique sinew]

wdym is real ship clearly its NJ

there exists no other real ship

[lament palm]

She just comes pre bent to save you some work

[oblique sinew]

[sleek cape]

Iowa class

[meager marsh]

Woah!!!!!!

[echo harbor]

My petite rotti

[meager marsh]

I’d like my women not pre bent thank you

What

I didn’t even get to read that

[lament palm]

[mental swift]

of course it's weird she got scoliosis

[meager marsh]

Did you say something that could get you blasted by the mods bro

[oblique sinew]

say what now

[sleek cape]

Iowa

[oblique sinew]

i was being facetious lol

[meager marsh]

Well if you did they can just look at the deleted messages LMAO

[mental swift]

wait who are you talking to

[echo harbor]

As long as it isn't Loliowa

[mental swift]

Oh

Deleted messages

mb

[lament palm]

I'm sure Synd didn't know that

[oblique sinew]

im well aware

[sleek cape]

Why would any Iowa be a loli

[lament palm]

He learns something new every day

[meager haven]

Why not

[oblique sinew]

i was an admin here for five years

six?

[meager haven]

Nah

[oblique sinew]

probably six

[meager marsh]

He’s dumb of course he does I do too though

[echo harbor]

Bc funni

[sleek cape]

Unless AL wants to be flamed

[lusty marsh]

Omg is that project 23

[sleek cape]

I don’t see it

[mental swift]

Retired admin, wow

[lament palm]

[mental swift]

why were you retired

[oblique sinew]

cause i retired

[meager haven]

I miss synd sometimes

[meager marsh]

Okay grandpa

[meager haven]

Was a cool mod😔

[oblique sinew]

i wasn't fired if thats what you mean

[echo harbor]

Synd is an old man

[lament palm]

Me too, can't believe he's gone

[lusty marsh]

cause he won 7 championships, 7 MVPs, 7 FMVPs and 26x all star

[oblique sinew]

i just woke up one day and went

fuck

[sleek cape]

Peak condition

[oblique sinew]

im tired

[sharp swan]

Who is the boat of eternal happiness

[sleek cape]

Any jolly boat

[meager haven]

Blucher

[meager marsh]

So was it an impulsive decision

[oblique sinew]

no

[meager marsh]

Eternal.,… happiness……?

[oblique sinew]

i spent half a year going back and forth and like the year prior i took a two month break

[meager marsh]

[sharp swan]

Happy no matter what

[meager marsh]

No I’m aware but I remembered

[oblique sinew]

and i just reached the conclusion of: I just dont want to do it anymore

[sleek cape]

Eternal Jollyness for Christmas

[meager haven]

Understandable tbh

This place do kinda blow

[sharp swan]

Pink boat of eternal happiness confirmed, help im melting for this creature

[oblique sinew]

now i can do the funny memes

like

[mental swift]

As people say, there's a replacement for everything

[meager haven]

And it was arguably worse in the past.

[oblique sinew]

when synd was an admin we had x

[sharp swan]

WHY AM I MELTING FOR AN ELITE

HELP

[lament palm]

When Synd was an admin we had blind firing squads

[lusty marsh]

KIND azur lane ship becomes FESTIVAL and turns into CHRISTMAS TREE so the commander can be JOLLY

[mental swift]

ew who melts for temu cinderella

[meager haven]

Yeah get killed for virtually anything

It was cool

[sleek cape]

When Synd was admin we finally won ww2

[oblique sinew]

when synd was an admin we had banned plymouth skin

[sharp swan]

keep crying

[sharp swan]

seethe

[lament palm]

I'm actually not sure I ever knew you as an admin tbh, did I? I used to say some stupid shit

[meager haven]

Like my one and only warn ever.😔 😔 😔

[compact hound]

Festive Kaga Tree

[lusty marsh]

Thanks for getting rhe reference

[sharp swan]

Kaga tree

[solid whale]

[sleek cape]

When Synd was admin he was part of the Boston tea party

Old fella

[lusty marsh]

Jollyposting in azur lane

[oblique sinew]

certainly i was an admin back in 2021

[sharp swan]

more jollyposting please

[meager haven]

I don’t ever remember you being orange

[sleek cape]

Replace that 20 with a 17

[lament palm]

Huh, I do have a vague memory of you being red

[icy herald]

this is not holly or jolly

[lusty marsh]

mogador releases FESTIVAL smell and causes all ships to be JOLLY

[oblique sinew]

this is the official timestamp of when i retired

[meager haven]

I think I remember Syanda being orange tho

[meager marsh]

Wh at

[sharp swan]

Do not release the mog

[lament palm]

You probably warned me at some point tbh

[lusty marsh]

jolly posting is awesome

[oblique sinew]

i was the first orange to red

[sleek cape]

Did you have a retirement tour

[meager haven]

Ah

[oblique sinew]

syanda missed out the first one

and i cucked Kats from the first admin slot

[lusty marsh]

ive heard he dropped 81 on his last game

[meager haven]

Lmao

[oblique sinew]

because he was in aussie at the time

so the CURRENT admins never saw him

despite him being AS active as me

laymao

[meager marsh]

You really ARE old unc

[dark solstice]

Hope the pension was good 👍

[oblique sinew]

i was born last century so

[viscid nest]

retirement gems

[lament palm]

Time zones affect people who sleep, can't be me

[meager haven]

Last millennia

[teal girder]

century or decade?

[lusty marsh]

time zones arent a real thing

lets all be the same time

[teal girder]

thats no fun

[meager marsh]

Holy moly

[lusty marsh]

be there or be square

[oblique sinew]

last century

[flat steeple]

how old are you XD

[violet panther]

same timezone globally? some nations gonna have lunch in midnight forever

[oblique sinew]

older than 24

considering the last century was 1901 to 2000

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/the-moon-woke-up-moon-analog-horror-analogue-horror-mr-friend-gif-16251705554713084415

[oblique sinew]

consider that chat. if you were born in that time frame you have lived two centuries

[flat steeple]

Kamikaze

[viscid nest]

i feel it

[oblique sinew]

yw

[meager haven]

Can’t believe it’s turning 2025 in a few days guys

[violet panther]

i followed that to episode 8, is there more?

[sharp swan]

episode 11

is out

[violet panther]

[oblique sinew]

idk

clearly says almost 2026

[meager haven]

Wth

[viscid nest]

doxxed

[rain valley]

I can't believe it either
in fact, I won't believe it

[violet panther]

is there any game take place in 2026?

[meager marsh]

Somehow. Reminds me of Türkiye not pushing the time back or fourth because “they wanna save time” as if that’s how it works

That’s what I heard my mom tell me at least….

[meager marsh]

Ah, yes, because we are currently in 2024

[violet panther]

ah right, the sports one

[oblique sinew]

dude observation was set in 26 thats right

[sharp swan]

Observation was good. the story didn't make so much sense tho

[oblique sinew]

it wasnt supposed to

[rain valley]

haven't played it, so no idea

[meager haven]

Quarter of a century already can you believe it

[oblique sinew]

pretty sure its supposed to be very kubrik

this first quarter of this century has kinda sucked

hope the next 25 years is better

[meager marsh]

Segagaga? Ga ga? Like a baby?

[flat steeple]

A gta 6 delay

[oblique sinew]

i hope i live long enough to see three centuries though

[violet panther]

so, a 2025 in CoD:Bo2, or 2025 irl, which one is worse

[meager haven]

Well at least the start of the next year has like 3 manga I like getting an anime.

[meager marsh]

I believe you will unc

[oblique sinew]

yea?

[rain valley]

movies is kinda wild
basically Marvel, and a handful of others

[oblique sinew]

im interested now

[meager haven]

And later on Kaiju Girl Caramlized at some point next year.

[violet panther]

i feel like at least 2 Anime-GTA gachas will come out before GTA6

[teal girder]

wait wtf

[oblique sinew]

doom the movie lmfao

[restive wing]

Everytime new chacater or new skins before Gta 6

[meager marsh]

Just The Marvels

[teal girder]

not Doomsday

[viscid nest]

lets see if i bombs again

[teal girder]

you bomb

[flat steeple]

Bro every gacha game is gonna have 3 anniversaries before gta6 comes out fr

[idle remnant]

how do you one shot yorktown meta ? this is the best i can do

[meager haven]

Most Notably “You & I are Polar Opposites”

[violet panther]

i mean Ananta and NTE

[meager haven]

Peak romcom

[teal girder]

ugh....whos that

Dui?

[violet panther]

Duisburg

[meager marsh]

“The worst day ever” and she’s still smiling

[oblique sinew]

the kaiju one looks cute

[teal girder]

the DUI girl

[lament palm]

Queen Bee

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

[compact hound]

DUI

[violet panther]

the thiccer Spee (2.0)

[oblique sinew]

im waiting for a certain LN to get animated

cause its just wholesome fun

[teal girder]

be the animator

[meager haven]

Was it called

[teal girder]

do it yourself

[violet panther]

DIY

[oblique sinew]

i cant afford the licensing lmao

[flat steeple]

Fr

[lament palm]

Am I ever gonna finish the NGNL novels? Tune in to the next episode of DBZ to find out

[teal girder]

no taco no life

[violet panther]

or try to program ai. to animate to your fetish needs

[oblique sinew]

am i going to branch out and find more comfort music than roselia next year?

probably not

[teal girder]

needs gets animated

[oblique sinew]

but its a nice thought

[modern yoke]

[teal girder]

AI dum dum

[meager haven]

Comedy

[lament palm]

I just, listen to whatever appears in my recommended and save it if I like it

A girl I was starting to get serious with also introduced me to cigarettes after sex recently

They're p good

A band to be clear lol

[wanton pelican]

Oh them

[meager marsh]

How could you be mad at that face…….

[meager haven]

Crazy bandname

[lament palm]

In hindsight that sounds really bad

[ember spindle]

there's only one correct time zone to use for "same time for everyone" (utc), and it'd result in only europe and west-ish africa getting to start and end their days at night. everywhere else would have the date tick over when the sun is up. that would be very unpleasant for most of the world

[lament palm]

Or good

[wanton pelican]

@lament palm listen to apocalypse

[oblique sinew]

[wanton pelican]

Why did it ping this guy

[violet panther]

[tall bridge]

when we gettin the hms anson; with better design?

[wanton pelican]

Who is that

[solid whale]

not the commander files

[oblique sinew]

the funniest thing is i read that sentence and just saw

[lament palm]

Lol

[oblique sinew]

"introduced me to cigs"

[solid whale]

all the commanders that have oathed lolis are implicated

[oblique sinew]

nothing else and was like

thanks adhd

[rain valley]

FBI coming for Pinhead

[flat steeple]

“After sex”

[compact hound]

uhhh wtf?

[oblique sinew]

yea i didnt even see that

lmao

[tall bridge]

fbi, open up meme is too overused already

[oblique sinew]

the FBI doesnt scare me

[viscid nest]

IRS does

[ember spindle]

this day and age's fbi would put you in the eagle union congress for having oaths on lolis

[meager marsh]

Aw man. Not the genitals

[oblique sinew]

the FBI already investigated me for my clearance

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/dcau-the-joker-dc-comics-irs-gif-10036701353470026173

[oblique sinew]

well..

i mean

i do owe them money

[ember spindle]

fucking bonus points for every 😭 react in game-news

[meager marsh]

Thanks for telling this to everyone I guess

[oblique sinew]

its a pretty funny story but too long to recite today

[tall bridge]

quick question: how would the trump-class battleship look like as a azur lane shipgirl?

[oblique sinew]

but like,
its also whatever

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/coalballbaby-gif-670719888072363277

[teal girder]

tomat

[violet panther]

a blonde akashi

[lone vapor]

hi unc

hello orbs

[oblique sinew]

hello sauce ingredient

[lone vapor]

wtf

[meager marsh]

Please share all of your old man stories next time uncle synd

[lone vapor]

[lament palm]

I think, the only person I owe money to, is a friend that back in college paid the teacher my share of the bribe

[lone vapor]

i am not sauce ingredient

[teal girder]

then ur juice

[lone vapor]

[teal girder]

with v8 engine

[lone vapor]

yes

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-cheeto-xqc-cheeto-cheetah-xqc-cheetah-gif-20279832

[lone vapor]

very true

[viscid nest]

pre ketchup

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hachubby-hachu-ketchup-pettheketchup-gif-22093826

[solid whale]

lore accurate epstein files

[teal girder]

the upside down heniz

[violet panther]

Heinzrich

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-slide-owen-riegling-bud-light-the-way-song-sliding-the-piano-keys-universal-music-canada-gif-5051191629833442993

Uhuhuhuhuh lemme tell ya now

[echo harbor]

Nimi is not loli

[hearty salmon]

When I had you to myself , I didn't want you around

[teal girder]

does ketchup ppl evevr thought of using a sriracha type squisher?

[rose spire]

Boobies

[ember spindle]

imagine if ark royal was unfathomably tacky and didn't mellow out on that unpleasant aspect best left unmentioned as the game aged

[hearty salmon]

those pretty faces always made you stand out in the crowd

[lament palm]

Nimi is like, super loli

She's not a midget

[teal girder]

nimi never loli

[teal girder]

she like giant

[oblique sinew]

super loli lmao

[meager haven]

Nimi loli true

[compact hound]

tf is super loli lmaooo

[teal girder]

look at the barbarian

[ember spindle]

[hearty salmon]

But someone picked you from the bunch

[solid whale]

[solid whale]

yeah wtf is super loli

[violet panther]

want a superloli?, there're a few in Promilia

[lament palm]

Nagato, stands above all the others

[hearty salmon]

Now is it much too late for me , to take a second look

[oblique sinew]

damn litter emote wasnt even frequently used

[hearty salmon]

OH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCEEEEE

[oblique sinew]

thats how long its been since i used it

[teal girder]

send in the Alba

[lone vapor]

[meager haven]

Albaby bomb

[ember spindle]

who had :pat_litter_in_its_place: again?

[solid whale]

so what is a superloli a literal fetus

[hearty salmon]

wapow

ASS BOMB

[lament palm]

No, that's the player

[teal girder]

sees tails

[solid whale]

[teal girder]

ass doko

[lone vapor]

mid,.,.,.,.,.,.,\

[ember spindle]

YES

[hearty salmon]

7 MEGATONS OF GYATT

[sharp swan]

Back to the fox mines with you

[teal girder]

murm with less tails

just about right

[meager haven]

Murm should steal Shinano’s tails

[solid whale]

no

[teal girder]

where to plug in though

[meager marsh]

Waow….

[meager haven]

Yes

[meager haven]

Her belt

[meager marsh]

If I was 10k less

It wouldve been 66666

[lament palm]

I think half of the ijn tails were already stolen

[teal girder]

6666667

[meager haven]

Time to buy curry then

[oblique sinew]

yes

[meager marsh]

no

I have enough

[meager haven]

Oh wait that’s oil oop

[meager marsh]

lmao

[teal girder]

a belt more sus than kumano's

[solid whale]

who stole atago's tail is the real question

[meager haven]

Oumi

[meager marsh]

oumi strikes again……..

[violet panther]

and Chi An?

[lament palm]

Their tails are like Goku's, you pull it until it rips

And then they don't have one for two seasons

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

Goku had Monke tail right?

[teal girder]

Saiyan

[meager haven]

Yes

[stiff forum]

5050 oil

[rose spire]

My Atago is still there so I’m fine

[teal girder]

Iron man

[stiff forum]

Tf is that name

[rose spire]

Peak

[violet panther]

🦅 Cowpen accept milk purchase by both $ and

[meager haven]

Not as fire as Walgreens

[violet panther]

i named my Fargo = Wells Fargo

[grim moon]

Is Substellar Crepuscule rerunning in 2026?

[solid whale]

i dont really name my boats

[teal girder]

I named my oaths Bulin

[meager haven]

Not Farquaad?

[violet panther]

i was thinking of "Nearcome", but ehhh

[rose spire]

Oh dam why?

[solid whale]

no real reason

[rose spire]

You could give your ships peak names

[meager haven]

Give them song names

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

who would be honored to got names after rickrolled then?

[meager haven]

Anson

[violet panther]

if she will come

[lament palm]

I rarely name my boats, if I do, it's usually a sub

[violet panther]

[lament palm]

Or Z46 cause she specifically asks for a name

[violet panther]

oh right, i named Z46 = Shiro

[lament palm]

This one felt very appropriate

[teal girder]

?

[violet panther]

at least it's not "Not Found"

[teal girder]

404 Error

[rose spire]

I fed my ships

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

They got 40k good now

[lament palm]

Otohime is the daughter of the dragon king of the sea in Japanese forklore

She's a princess of the sea

[rose spire]

Somehow they eat 40k food in 13 hours

[meager vine]

hungry hungry shippos

[meager marsh]

They’re REALLY hungry

[teal girder]

but u forgot Shrimpy

[teal girder]

the cups with duo straws

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450032084599967805/formicatoverweight.gif

[rose spire]

Ohhhhhh

Fatasses

https://tenor.com/view/yutori-natsu-blue-archive-cunny-natsu-meme-gif-26486607

[meager marsh]

I thought you were gonna harass me for a second.,.. thankfully you just called them fat

They are fat

It’s ok tho

[lament palm]

She's DEAD

[tall bridge]

gotta remember to restock those snacks at the dorm; before the next maintenance hits

[meager marsh]

nooooo

[rose spire]

SOMEONE HELP

[solid whale]

azur lane red mist edition

[wanton pelican]

[rose spire]

Yeah slight spelling mistake

Auto correct actually

[meager marsh]

Auto correct ruins everything….

[rose spire]

Oh ffs

Yeah yeah if I oath Musashi or fdg I’m naming her mommy or Elden ring

[rose spire]

Indeed it does

[sharp swan]

No. Name Emden "Emden Ring"

[rose spire]

I don’t think I have emden

[sharp swan]

She's on light banner if you want to gamble eternally

[rose spire]

Uh

Yeah I’ll gamble

1 gamble everyday on reset

I should get her within

500 days

[meager vine]

elden lane?

[teal girder]

oh Malenia

such terror

[solid whale]

azur lane survival evolved

[teal girder]

imagine elden lord getting censored

[hollow quarry]

Ships that goes into perma pool might aswell be lost forever, only saving grace is when they get put into medal or merit shop

[next helm]

Hello chat

[rose spire]

Yes indeed.

[sharp swan]

Isn't there also wishing well

[hollow quarry]

You trust the scamming well?

[sharp swan]

Idk

Never done it before

I've missed every wishing well event since i started i think

Or didn't ever try it

One of the two

[hollow quarry]

Also isnt wishing well always come along with some important banner

[sharp swan]

Probably one coming along with guam rerun.

[hollow quarry]

I remember there a wishing well along with Lion banner

[sharp swan]

Not that i care much about guam anyways

[hollow quarry]

[rain valley]

smh if w14 hard hull type locks stop me from using this fleet, I will cry

[violet panther]

oh right, the hardmode locks, sounds fun

[rain valley]

yuuuuup

[hollow quarry]

They usually only lock 2~3 slot per fleet no?

[tight roost]

what site is that ma homie?

[rain valley]

usually yeah, but who knows what it'll be

[hollow quarry]

At worse you prob cant use Brest cus some damm CA lock

[rain valley]

PowerPoint

[rose spire]

I really want to stay at your house

[solid whale]

bogos binted

[rose spire]

[abstract ingot]

what are those gold plane aux?

[rain valley]

backline locks that prevent double CVLs would also hurt

[abstract ingot]

ASW from gearlab?

[rain valley]

the Royal ones, yeah
they're really good, because they also have a passive torp bomb strike

[hollow quarry]

Oh right, i forgot they seperate cv and cvl

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434186289699094608/Mutsuki_guffy_1.gif

[solid whale]

2 BB lock

[abstract ingot]

EVIL

[solid whale]

[rain valley]

2 BB lock on a sub-heavy chapter would be pain
so, so very much pain

[violet panther]

imagine 2 BC locks

[hollow quarry]

[rose spire]

3 BB w13/w15 go crazy ngl

[solid whale]

[hollow quarry]

Just send the 2bb fleet to boss, there no sub in boss

[rain valley]

Massena and Strasbourg's time to shine!

[abstract ingot]

works because Lützow can equip two aux guns

[hollow quarry]

Only BC i have at 125 is renown meta

[violet panther]

nice

[abstract ingot]

my lützow should be at least

120

[rain valley]

there's where I want CV-BB-CV from my standard heavy fleet

[abstract ingot]

imagine BB lock forces you to make dd with anti sub aux

[violet panther]

would we riot, if vangaurds are lock at "ammunition-ship-only" on all 3 slots

[rose spire]

Sir why you pointing guns at me

[abstract ingot]

Only one possibly gotten fron standard, one from collab and last from event

[flat steeple]

Cuz I wanna run your pockets fr

[abstract ingot]

unless ting an is standard pool already

[rain valley]

I'll prob have to put some extra ASW on The Mog
that's just her gear right now from her position on my light armour fleet

[violet panther]

yep, the milk salvation

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-cheshire-gif-18307780

[abstract ingot]

bruh, ting an has no guns, only a plane 🥀

[rose spire]

That’s not nice

[abstract ingot]

the best is probably Ritsuko

[oblique dove]

Are you a newbie this serve?

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ritsuko-akizuki-idolmaster-anime-アイドルマスター-anime-girl-gif-26608536

[tiny kraken]

This shit is not a battleship 💔💔💔

[late shale]

Hmm

[flat steeple]

Yea?
I joined here like a month ago

[solid whale]

what if we give mutsuki 4kg of caffeine

[oblique dove]

Hmm okay

[tiny kraken]

This is a glorified destroyer

[flat steeple]

Why?

[abstract ingot]

that's the most expensive target practice I have seen

[compact hound]

Mutsuki with a gun

[dusty epoch]

Thinking about this car I saw on my campus a couple months ago. It’s why I started playing the game 😭

[rose spire]

Fuck yeah

[oblique dove]

You're good to go.

[flat steeple]

?
Wut

[rose spire]

My Elden ring Azur lane collection is coming along

[late shale]

Hmm

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434186289699094608/Mutsuki_guffy_1.gif

[tiny kraken]

She will be oathed soon

[hollow quarry]

[tiny kraken]

6-7

[flat steeple]

🚪

[rose spire]

What

[meager marsh]

HELL YAH

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bird-sam-big-bird-door-gif-15194034425697041960

[rose spire]

Vergil lowkey inspirational

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-sparda-vergil-dmc5-gif-26869378

[tiny kraken]

We need Willy D back. I want to do some friendly fire on these "battleships"

[abstract jetty]

what website is this fleet maker?

[rose spire]

How are you making these

[violet panther]

wish u could change main name to "Emden Ring"

[rose spire]

Another one

[sharp swan]

I found a place that allows for creativity to be made

[sharp swan]

I hope manjuu refuses these ships.

[rose spire]

Hmmmmmmm I see. Mind sharing this place?

[sharp swan]

I send link in dm

[rose spire]

Aight

[violet panther]

scale note, that tug bote is about 20m long

[sharp swan]

Trump class ships need to be dismantled and melted down

[solid whale]

that implies we get past ww2

[sharp swan]

Isn't that what PR is for?

[violet panther]

who knows, Manjuu might bring the Trump as an event boss

like what we got in Yorky2 event

[sharp swan]

What was Yorky 2 boss

[solid whale]

PR is for the wows paper ships

[violet panther]

submersible battlecruiser

[sharp swan]

Oh

[sharp swan]

Ah good. We should be safe then.

[violet panther]

basically a gun-toting Alicorn

and earlier stage boss was a Zumwalt

[sharp swan]

Manjuu is CN so I def think the government wouldn't be too happy with them adding trump class ships anyways

[violet panther]

they could just rename it to "Dump" class

[flat steeple]

lol

[violet panther]

or "Dumb" if they want to

[fervent meadow]

These ships are a waste of resources and are gonna be a modern day Yamato and Bismarck

[sharp swan]

No, they're gonna be worse than them

[fervent meadow]

Fair enough

[next helm]

Do you

have...

[violet panther]

it won't be swarmed by F-18/F-35/Rafale/Mig33/J-15, it'll be swarmed by thousands of armed-UAV

[fervent meadow]

Or just get missiled to death because defending a ship that big is going to be a god damn nightmare

[rose spire]

Fuck yeah

[violet panther]

need more than 50 missiles at once

to even a grim chance to overwhelm AEGIS

although modern AEGIS could track up to almost 150

but tracking and shooting down may be different story

[weary wasp]

power of helena

[fervent meadow]

Yup, I have no doubt that aegis can track all the missiles shot at it, the question is can it shoot them down before they reach it

[flat steeple]

Gn chat
See you guys tmrw

[violet panther]

depdn on size of task-fleet escorts

[fervent meadow]

It’ll also be in a convoy but it’ll be so expensive to field it that idk if it would be viable to

[solid whale]

terrific use of my tax dollars

[violet panther]

regular Carrier Task Force may shoot down up to 90% of 150 threats, at best

[tired crown]

You pay taxes?

[rose spire]

Gn

[fervent meadow]

That’s still 10% going through and if they’re all targeted at that abomination then I hope they sink it

[solid whale]

otherwise ill get cement shoes from my govt

[fervent meadow]

Gn

[rose spire]

What’s this? Power of friendship?

[tired crown]

Conduct tax evasion my friend

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-souz-sovetsky-souz-gif-119513622611232746

[peak knoll]

Homie spotted

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

10% can be survivable, not by armor, but by DCT and redundancy

[weary wasp]

thats it. Azur lane lore summarized

[rose spire]

I stole this gif from you

[fervent meadow]

Fair, I just hate that stupid thing

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/paimon-genshin-impact-gif-25569768

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-azur-lane-walking-away-bye-gif-17666107155294132046

[rose spire]

Yes indeed

[peak knoll]

oiiigen

[rose spire]

I stole this from you too btw

[fervent meadow]

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-keyboard-typing-gif-173866320933161168

[next helm]

Really?

[sharp swan]

Yes.

[next helm]

nice I have lemons

[sharp swan]

She is.

[peak knoll]

Lemons and tea

Peak

[sharp swan]

Essex is why.

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-little-enterprise-seseren-gif-27217652

[next helm]

Lemon jumpscared:

[hearty salmon]

Dang

[tired crown]

Perhaps the Azur was the friend we made along the lane

[hearty salmon]

My legs be sore after that ass whooping I gave it on hack squats

So are my biceps

Worth it

[restive wing]

Imagine Play Elden ring my hours play was 105 hours also 100 percent Torphy i know it nuts

[hearty salmon]

The journey to give my hypothetical future wife a husband with thick skull crushing thighs

[sharp swan]

Mogador

[restive wing]

Hmmmm Mogadoro

[hearty salmon]

MCDONALD’S

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-oguri-cap-dazed-oguri-blob-cinderella-gray-gif-159638388887273012

[peak knoll]

Stinky

[restive wing]

What if Azur Lane But Dark Soul

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[sharp swan]

E had to be fix

[violet panther]

SKk venturing into Floofs dorm in December is already Dark Soul level

[rose spire]

I have something similar I think to this

[rose spire]

I got my plat around that time too

[ember spindle]

the e in pokémon has an accent so that it's read as /e/ instead of /i/. the accent in pocket warships al should go on azur's u i think

[violet panther]

"pocket battleship"

[ember spindle]

[rose spire]

I might have to get her 3d dorm

[restive wing]

Somtime dark soul 3 play hours was 100 hours because that fucking trophy ring before i get 100 percert torphy

[peak knoll]

Ive been praying for times like these and its finally happening, peak update

[ember spindle]

send out hermes
hermes summons dock of greed to send out three additional ships from my party

[rose spire]

I love ds3

It’s so great

It’s amazing

It’s perfect

Like Elden ring

[restive wing]

Even Boss is Perfect but hard

[rose spire]

Brother idk how long you been wishing for but you finally got it congrats

[rose spire]

Ds3 has my favourite bosses

Not my favorite boss oat but has most of my favourites

[peak knoll]

Like 2-3 surveys iirc lmao but yeah glad I manifested it 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[restive wing]

Demon in pain Demon from below tanky boss

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-emile-i'm-ready-how-bout-you-gif-9026844435191033571

dark souls but the aim is to get caught

[violet panther]

if SKK visit KMS dorms it's "Danke" Soul

||Thank Soul||

[wheat cosmos]

[latent phoenix]

I can't wait till Thursday I need Eugen skin now

[sharp swan]

You got games on your phone?

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-le-galissonnière-halloween-black-cat-gif-23596341

[sharp swan]

Dats a weird doggo

[violet panther]

as expect of Le Gasoline

[latent phoenix]

Im just gonna say

For the emperor

[violet panther]

For the Empress

much to grandpa Aoste's delight confusion

[sharp swan]

That a siren?

[restive wing]

Yes siren

[covert flicker]

would we get umapyoi'd by Yorktown II in bunny outfit?

[sharp swan]

That can't happen

Only Daisen can do it.

[covert flicker]

ok

[sharp swan]

But Daisen is slow

[violet panther]

Daisen main strength is her stamina

[sharp swan]

There is no way she could win the URA finale

[rose spire]

Holy Shi there’s surveys for bosses you want in dorm 3d?

I mean shipgirls

[compact hound]

@mortal hill

[rose spire]

My sunlight straight sword said fuck em

[peak knoll]

Surveys to rate in game content and write your suggestions for the game

[rose spire]

Where are those now

👀

[sharp swan]

Kearsarge dorm when

[solid whale]

[rose spire]

7 years

[violet panther]

would Kearsarge dorm full of IT-stuff, cables, and bacta-tank?

[sharp swan]

Cables is a granted

Cause that's how she recharges

[violet panther]

as if she's Hybrid

[tired crown]

Yall can give your shipgirls a 4th gen jet in a hypothetical
What jet yall giving them

[sharp swan]

Idk, i'd give pasadena an F-18

[violet panther]

depend on factions

[sharp swan]

Nothing can go wrong giving a ship of eternal happiness a jet

It's when you give mogador, scylla, cowpens, or regensberg something that can turn devastating

[violet panther]

i'll give Super Etendard to the Mog

[sharp swan]

You've doomed us all

[violet panther]

sounds like an honor

because Rafale only reserved for authority-level of Richy

the squires like Forbin may be old ones like Mirage III

[lapis fractal]

Joffre Mirage 2000, Princeton F-16

[violet panther]

Foch Mirage F1

[lapis fractal]

Now I'm sad again that Azur Welkin got canned

[violet panther]

got promilliaed

[sharp swan]

Wait

You're telling me

Manjuu canned a jet girl game

[lapis fractal]

Presumably PlaneGirl game

[sharp swan]

Damn

[lapis fractal]

Though tbh I can see why; gijinka as a genre is pretty washed

But it still saddens me

[violet panther]

until there'll be "combined warfare gijinka" kind of gacha (army+navy+airforce)

but that may sounds overwhelming

[modern yoke]

[violet panther]

i will call that combined-armed-genre = gaijinka

[devout bough]

Broooooooo

This can not be real

😭😭😭😭

[violet panther]

yes it's FKin REAL SHIT, even major US news like NBC, CNN also review this

[devout bough]

The US Navy is donee foorrrrrrrr

[tight roost]

HSR if it was better

[devout bough]

[devout bough]

Hey National Diet can we build actual warships yet

[violet panther]

damn, using "National Diet" instead of "Congress"

[static imp]

trump is a tumour upon reality and needs to be removed.

[violet panther]

imagine this is the real reason ~~the rest of ~~ Constellation-class Frigates are yeeted

[static imp]

this mf trump read some random words in a history book and tought he is slick or some shit

[devout bough]

Idk we just have the Diet

Never seen it called Congress or Parliament

[violet panther]

imo, he won't live to see such ship commissioned, if they really are going to build it

[devout bough]

Those words are like

Western

[violet panther]

i see,, sry, ithought u mean US's

[static imp]

in any case trump has done irreversible damage to american image. like im actuallly feeling sorry for yall americans here. set yall back 50 years

[fervent meadow]

Idk if I’d go that far but our political system is shot

[static imp]

yeah i doubt hell be even alive to see the third carrier enterprise actually be christened

[devout bough]

The problem with the Navy is that shipbuilding takes a long time and costs a ton to get started

The USN has kept its foot off the pedal for so long

[violet panther]

we may afraid those risks will happen , but will see if private sectors could compromise

[static imp]

still so much damage . yall better pray to jesus his 5000th chicken nugger gives him a stroke or something

[devout bough]

They will start to really feel the effect once the Burkes are past service life

Because they still don't have a replace ment DESIGN

Let alone actual ships to slowly replace them

[violet panther]

ship size looks like slightly longer than Kirov-battlecruiser and wider

[devout bough]

And guys i don't think Trump-class Battleships are gonna be it

[static imp]

Like he could have picked ANY OTHER NAME bro. he could have picked john f kennedy class . or george bush class or anything .else . and its trumpclass. fucking clown

[violet panther]

tbh, if it's really built it won't eventually be named Trump-class

[fervent meadow]

Did you see what he did to the Kennedy center? Like hell he was gonna name it anything other than himself

[static imp]

nah trump is those cruisers. he gonna unironicallyname the battleships barron class or melania class or some corny manchild shit like that

[fervent meadow]

The man is a narcissist who’s got one foot in the grave and I’m hoping this country never has to deal with anything nearly as bad as this for a long time

[violet panther]

it will have to give clearer definition of how it is "battleship" , not "battlecruiser" like the Kirov

[static imp]

yeah i propose lincoln class or washington class

[violet panther]

at least ships of his class won't name after states, returns to noun/adjectivity

[fervent meadow]

Isn’t conventional USN naming doctrine that BBs are named after states?

[violet panther]

not anymore

States name are now used by Virginia-class and Ohio-class submarines

[static imp]

either lincoln class or washington ORRRR , montana class . come on montana its your time to shine

[violet panther]

NJ sub is a Virginia-class

[devout bough]

Sorry for the mental damage

[static imp]

yall will need 20 years of maintanance minimum to repair this. i actually feel bad for you all

[devout bough]

Have a Yorktown

[fervent meadow]

And I’m in college studying history, I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES ANYMORE!!!

[static imp]

me asf. im tired of this shit. bring 2009-2015 boredom back. also im romanian so were like neighbours with putins war. i fear for myself

[fervent meadow]

Oh god, I’m so sorry for our president being a shit head

[violet panther]

well, we have to lvie with him for the next 3-4 years

[sharp swan]

I plan on leaving this country when i can, what country? Hell if I know

[static imp]

yall should introduce a presidental maximum age limit so that this never happens again . never let geriatrics have shit anymore

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

gerontocracy

although not really

[fervent meadow]

That would be great but congress would never allow it because half of them are 70+ and haven’t needed to interact with the economy in 30+ years

[static imp]

i keep getting the felling it wont and something will happen to him wich will put a stop to everything .and by that i mean health problems. dude is 80 plus , everything can happen . its usually in your 80s when the body starts having seriously bad problems

[fervent meadow]

If we put an age limit on the POTUS, congress is next and they hold the real power

They’re not acting like it because the party that trump aligns with holds a majority in both houses so they’ll just do whatever he says

[wanton pelican]

Isn’t it fun that they are just funneling money amongst each other while the rest of the common people struggle

[violet panther]

at most lenient , he would barely reach the term, by health and mental risk

[wanton pelican]

Also just saw the trump class ship thing

Holy fucking ego

3 more years of this dogshit

[fervent meadow]

I never thought I’d be talking politics on here but this Trump shit has me so fucking mad it’s not even funny

[violet panther]

and i feel like even Putin and Xi would still rule their country when Trump terms end

[wanton pelican]

If anything let’s just tone down the politics stuff

I know it’s bad and yeah I could get into it too

[violet panther]

ye i thought Trump-class BB was a meme, until real News channels also feature it

[wanton pelican]

I think we were making those sort of jokes too even before he came into office

And now

Hope they make the ships into a common

[static imp]

god i pray for the day boomers are gone from politics for good . they are a danger to us and ourselves

[fervent meadow]

The good news is that Manjuu is Chinese so that’ll never happen in a million years

[violet panther]

remind me of USS Barack Obama CVN in certain Call of Duty game, and i thought USS Donald Trump as CVN would be black comedy

[fervent meadow]

lol isn’t that in BO2?

[violet panther]

ye probably BO2

[fervent meadow]

It’s been a bit so I could be wrong

[peak knoll]

They come once in a while lmao idek when exactly they appear

[solid whale]

yes bo2

[static imp]

yeah i agree. like trust me after 80 years of age death is arround any corner and the difficulties of presidency wont do him any favouri

[violet panther]

and BO2 set in their 2025, compare to our 2025...

[static imp]

why does retrofuturism always looks cooler than the future we actually get

[violet panther]

although CoD series introduce "wars" , but technology were more advance on different category of irl

[fervent meadow]

Aside from BO7 because what in gods name is that shit

[static imp]

in any case, uss barack obama is still more peak than skibidi toilet harper boss

[violet panther]

irl advance going more digital, small, AI. than physical aesthetics like in BO2

[devout bough]

It's so ridiculous

How could we NOT make fun of it

It's unfair

[violet panther]

Virtual, Neural , Cognitive

simulation warfare

[static imp]

trump dying by the end of the term >joy >the world will probably have to deal with vance after this >horror

[fervent meadow]

And activisions attempt at creating a game using entirely gen ai

[violet panther]

i would be hopeful that after his term ends, the navy would cancel or shelved, the Trump-class BB

[fervent meadow]

I have a feeling they’ll just cancel it

[static imp]

honestly it might look like a good idea as a pure arsenal ship. just PLEASE rename it

[violet panther]

heck, even more "ancient" Arleigh Burkes sounds more sensical by then

[restive ivy]

But i want new bb :c

[static imp]

lincoln or washington class sounds way better. or maybe roosevelt class in honour of FDR

[violet panther]

or if they can just tweaks the Zumwalt into cruiser-grade than building the new BBG

[loud zealot]

As soon as I saw trump class battleships in the news I knew this would be devastating for the AL community

[fervent meadow]

WOWS is fucking livid as well

[restive ivy]

Or we can modernize the iowa again

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-13143829480420239528

[violet panther]

who knows

Modern Warship game may really gonna bring Trump-class BBG into thier game

[static imp]

probably ncd as well if i have to guess

[fervent meadow]

They were already modernized heavily under Reagan so it’s not a horrible idea

[violet panther]

they already have Modern Bismarck BBRG

[restive ivy]

I just want a cool modern battleship is it too much to ask

[placid harbor]

my wife

[fervent meadow]

Even then the Iowas were used as shows of force and barely did much

[static imp]

nah i think the wont like seriously . however an arsenal ship of that size would be cool asf . like please let us have ace combat scale super weapons plssssss

[restive ivy]

Good enough

[violet panther]

Reagan's NJ, show the transformed Tomahawk, Harpoons, and radar kits between 2 funnels and rear superstructure

[restive ivy]

Its always gonna be show of force because everyone is too afraid to hit it

[fervent meadow]

I’ve been on the Iowa so I’ve seen the retrofits

[violet panther]

wow nice

[static imp]

trump class so bad it got us being delusional

[restive ivy]

Man i wish i live in US so i can visit a warship

[violet panther]

what if everyone would eager to sunk USS Trump just for naming spite?

[sage zealot]

wtf are those mini turrets on the USS defiant? Cwis?

[sleek cape]

I hear Iowa mentioned

[restive ivy]

I just want a cool new bb 😔