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yeah discord adding an ignore feature was such a good idea
I feel like I had an Essex x Shangri-La somewhere
oh nice! i've heard good things, but League isn't my thing
Akagi x Musashi would be HEAT
in a certain Doujin i know
You should try league

Its not league
Its just a story with league characters
you do realize that akagi doesnt love anyone except the skk
no way it'll ever happen
I don't hate myself enough lol
only good thing to come from League was KD/A
Brother from another Mother. For the Jolly time of December may i be given the gift?
Yeah
Tru
Yandereslop lost
Akagi definitely does love other people, she has sisters my guy
but it does remind me of why turq has me on her ignore list lmao
This list is so bad now
i meant from the romantic-relationship perspective
Im so glad i bought the skin
she would
i dont see her marrying kaga or amagi
I wonder how they even calculate this, using pixels?
additional yuri required
MassaJean is peak - and goals tbh lol
Musashi x NJ even hotter dawg🙏
I mean
You prolly said smth stupid
They should make it canon
Why are they being shipped
nah, she tried to rewrite history
Because they're ships. Duh
and also like ignored history in of itself

ill put it this way, the brits burned down the whitehouse in 1812 and not the canadians
Typopotius Maximus
enemies to lovers trope
but also the artist who does this is really, really good at drawing them hella cute together
Omamamia
it's pretty much just one artist and a few fans doing it, nobody else cares
turq insisted that the canadians burnt it down, even tho the british did
then she got salty when i refuted her claim ig
it's an own-goal this time
as they knock down the White House on their own 
is this about the war that everyone claims they won?
I care, because they're adorable 👉 👈
So.
yeah pretty much
Kashino Or Cowpens.
oh hey hoffen has returned from his evil lair
Are they equal
EY
BAN
ET'

@vernal oriole what impact will this have on the pacific theater
<@&472236072743600148>

YES BUT NO
amen
Infernal immediately woke up lmao
I’ll just save that real quick
yeah you're gonna get slapped for that
Oh hell nah
I'm getting banned
Ohnepixel
Nvm
congrats?
do you really have to ping ALL the mods instead of one that will actually reply

oh look, ender has appeared
Congrats, you kamekaze'd for no absolute goddamn reason
Hi Ender
do you like
Just dropped a truth nuke on NJsashi deniers
think before hitting enter
Evil lair? Brother Im just in our exclusive uma musume place being relaxed
Yes.
because
if youre PETA its basically the same thing
At least there could've one ONE been an sfw image that could've been use right?
Anyways
Online /= active
probably but a certain someone doesnt feel like thinking before posting
Wtf is that profile dawg
insufficient yuri detected
deploying MassaJean
in other news grass is green and the sky is blue
@supple tiger do not post such images in future
Obviously naked characters even if censored still aren't allowed
Let alone characters engaged in cunnilingus

Pft
based
more poggers
That's even worse
this man really loves to put his foot in his mouth
Obsessed
that's a new one, own foot fetish
Banner jumpscare
lowkey uvh can put her foot in my mouth 😩😩😩
figure of speech
Since no new honey this week, i welcome you to Spa-Franchorchamp
lowkey tho
or is it?
Of course the cursed pig is down bad
would
in his case both can be applicable
implacable has nice figure ngl
Imagine liking actual ships, here have a Waifu that's also a tower
meanwhile wows implacable getting nothing done:
because @lavish oracleis genetically fucked up
I think Pig fucked Mbappe, and that's how @lavish oracle is born
for him, chromosomes work like pokemon
he collects them all and then they battle for dominance
Who hits de gym
anyone but you judging by the shit you post
anyways, back to the wows grind
its only been like 5 hours so far
preussen wont research itself
people suddenly have more time to be freaks when they arent stuck up in work or school
really ground breaking stuff hoffen
Found an old gem that i havent seen

Seething again
🥱
I realized that half of the art commissioners of Honey is in the Cult
no, really?
Cult of NJ? Those poor souls
It’s a army at this point
Also boredom
Maybe they should have re-vitalize the cult of Sandy, or join the evergreen cult of Essex.
Or do the senible thing and join the sirens
and push for their playability
I need more NJsashi bro😭
last time i saw an iowa in wows, she got burnt down by the firemonkeys known as british cruisers
Welp, time to fucking prepare Chapter 14 Hard on the next maintenance
there's a lot of weird NJ fans here tbh
there's that one christian guy who posted about hating gays
there's sodak who seems to be NJ half the time, weird af lolicon
there's one who keeps going off about how lewd the game is when NJ was the og lewd
For the last time I’m not a lolicon
wtf
NJ is no where near the og lewd
tf you on
and im not one of those people
OG lewd? NJ was waaay too late for that
i can count the pixels
her swimsuit skin and animations
maybe not og, but funny enough to see NJ fans complain about lewd when NJ is herself that
There's a reason why St. Louis and Lewdis is different
because when you have two ships of nearly the same name
you have to distinguish
Is Kearsarge a waste of coal
French Louis and American one?
and last I checked, Lewdis came out Really early in the game
French is proper, American is lewd
was she lewd right away? before my time so dunno
Kearsarge is for if you're too lazy to properly play a battleship
lewd or not, same stuff happens that made us fell in love
But there’s better coal ships
yes
i stand corrected then
NJs swimsuit wasn’t even her first skin
I can’t pick between battleship and carrier… I have the idea… KEARSARGE 
Tiny range and I gangbanged because of that by everyone
saw it mentioned before that NJ's swimsuit was the one that 'pushed the line'
but then again everything seems to be claimed to 'push the line' so hard to tell 
Best wholesome! 
It did not.
cough Deutschland cough
anyways, I have more NJ fans on my ignore list than not
it's a trend ig
I got bullied by some losers on my first game bruh that ship is terrible
Sir I don’t think you’re supposed to uh.. be in close range
wat
Alasce?
She thinks I’m a lolicon but I’ve had nothing that tracks me back to it lmao
And it makes me laugh
so you're a lolicon who covers their tracks?
Owari
No they can check my deleted messages sir
Essex (the non memed version)
Still nothing that tracks me to be one
I dont think so when i look into your cult message history
oh he's Sodak again today
mod exposed him once when searching stuff
i'd forgotten why I'd ignore the dumbass, but ig it was lolicon afterall
most folks I have ignore are lolicons or 'game too lewd' whiners
I said I appreciate some lolis bruh
Nothing that showed me talking about them lewdly
💔💔💔💔
Also your dead asf in that server 
You know who's good HMS ships?
Gun range is on the level of an average T8
If I stay away these cucks will say that I play like a CV
hey man...he needs to rest jesus
Well yeah it’s NC class gun
shes a long to mid range ship
i played her quite extensively for a while
Tennessee way better
wasnt cowpens that cvl on a cleve hull
b r u h
Y e s
maybe its a hypothetical conversion of cowpens from cvl to cl since its technically just a cleveland hull?
Cleveland class 
Nah they just spouting shi
Independence?
Ive searched far n wide, i havent seen Cowpens in the original hull
Yes
She's an independence
Welp sleepy
Is Satan typing an essay
Hi
I can see the future and yes
bro they made like 10 of those
Nah
do you think i keep track of every ship the U.S. farted out in ww2
you don't think I'm just sitting here doing nothing but chat all day do you?
Um...
No but you were typing for quite some time
akashi has shadow clones dont worry about it
Don't take it to heart gang
Got it.
ur a little slow but that makes u very cute imo 😍
why not a brooklyn
A Richie has spawned in
remember those 2 cleveland enthusiasts that used to be in this discord
i wonder what happened to them
oh dear
aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaAaaaaaAA
Honse
brother yamato is on the seafloor
The world alternate universe ever ring a bell Richie
I see aki in my nightmares
wows
Keep aki away
not curator, concierge
Dude that shit have more hp then Yamato 💀💀
What are the chances that the scrap metals from the ww2 ships was in your walls all this time
they would turn the ship into an actual hotel
Location leaked
I’ve said this a billion times
He black!
New Orleans
He’s not wrong..
okay hes super black
who the fuck thought a bbv yamato was a good idea

Doing anything to not be sent to the frontline and to appease the Ego's of high command
Wargaming ofc watch out they add ijn zipang
What
time to sleep

good night all
Elaborate
Amagi is a battleship on wows
none of them were a good idea, but when your most valuable carriers have all been turned to submarines you have to try something
amagi is classified as a battleship in world of warships
anddddd my gems is now not balanced
eepy
there is no such thing
When has that ever stopped wows
must be 9AM there in Lousiana
It is
wargaming doesnt sell low tier trash anymore, their entire profit strategy is centered on tier 8 and above
No it's on battleship tier
fun fact: no
Bro was too broken to be a battleship
Here’s your proof

This is lowkey ass
I have all of them
Ass?
Wild
They love hybrid but not all of them they did it to balance the gameplay
16x 406mm guns
Not with new hybrids tho
Hmm
💀
Wows
In AL general
Idk
I main Hannah Montana in wows
Cause ships
Off topics exist
Beanz

Gang
Cowgirl based
not like wows is where manjuu rips all the PR ships
prone bone
💀
@nimble dune take notes
What server u on wows EU?
The other day we had a whole umamusume convo for an hour
Absolute cinema
EU
Damn add trust I need teammates
?
im not that great tho
like i can hold myself
Image was deleted
but im not outstanding or anything
aww man
You sound like iam

Image back
nah it still there
@nimble dune
because the old continent still has what it takes
to be a good server platform
Fat ass server that's why
I picked NA cause I’m American
Hmm
Again
@nimble dune @late shale they both are too
oh nevermind i see it
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
speaking of americans, if manjuu ever adds the wisconsin, god forbid she ends up resembling this camo
Beautiful camo
maybe, but it does make you stick out
like a big come shoot me sign
I bet the translators had a good laugh when they wrote this Bogue line 
This u?
Omg smoll nano

Mambo
Erm
wondering what her f-key will be in azurlane 😏
Imagine dying
You really should stop smoking, that's unhealthy for you
Dont get addicted to torpedoes
she gets immediate system reload so probably just a skill that resembles it
But mr torpedos like me a lil too much

Torpedoes arent good for your health
*looks at #game-news *
obviously Z52 will win and probably ram SKK and get his head stuck between her chesticles somehow
William D. Porter wants to know your location
Iowa is scared
chesticles
as it should be
she's a leap before you look kind of girl
which would be dangerously stupid for a normal person doing parkour, but I guess shipgirls don't have to worry about broken bones and such
Just turn into a ship girl and do parkour
Idiot
A colt
Rpg
… what
I love highways cause wdym I can speed
A Colt Single Action Army, the most pow-wait, wrong game
M1911?
I wrote that wrong
Hope he have skill to reload fast
I'd normally say he doesn't get a gun, but we've seen him use guns in events so probably some kind of super futuristic e-cube powered contraption
I wonder what his gun look like
Bruh
classic
Why do I have to wait for the cars to pass for me to cross the street? If I have to cross the highway I'm gonna cross it, I have the right of way and if they hit me, free money im suing
let us know how that goes
if you're not dead, that is
Ok
aww, you gave him attention and he only had to post it twice
Wut
Hi guys
I finished concord's secretary story, I think I may have just died from sugar overdose
not figuratively, literally
also hi

How are you doing? How long did the event last?
Wtf, that's not what I wrote.
Damm
this SKK is still recovering from taste testing sweets that are basically pure sugar
Hmm
Hello
granted, I've had actual sweets like that, but those are supposed to be that way and they're a lot smaller
Hello indeed

we've got some here that are basically just a solid lump of sugar covered in chocolate


Unfortunately, I won't be able to complete the event completely because I don't have a sufficient level. 
Hmm
Hmm
I like how Musashi is a big softie


Tough but gentle
Perfect for hugs just like her sister
where? i only see melons
Another pink creature
so Musashi, might be too early to call, but winner? 
Everyone start spending tickets on Hakuhou
oh god no
Hmm
Where's your Alsace
Burn ticket for sushi
not in Group A

Hmm
been voting for De Zeven in group A
she's stayed above the 15th mark for the repechage round
My goat Independence didnt make it so i will vote for no one

you ever play azur lane with ur life on the line
no?
with gems on the line :o
No
for real we got akashi, not sure if we can vote for her yet xD
the lack of attention to detail is haunting me like agent 47
Always
And I always
Win
siren stronghold day 
whar
I prob should vote too 
in OpSi
ELO
dish ship 
Isn't dish fired

whom are you flipping off
why would you skip lex?
Nothing
dorm music is fire
Skip lexington and get Lexington 2
Lexington 3
bro aint got no taste
I'm rather getting guam
i do know but i cant tell everyone here
saving up
Solid CB they say
and anyways there have been a ton of aircraft carriers lately
bro is the kind of person to post the lex art comparison meme unironically
like it doesn't even make sense
theres more actual Battleships than carriers that are classed as UR
and DR or whatever
well at least the table some other guy posted recently
I just want more main fleet ships in general, so I don't keep having to waste exp
unfortunately, there aren't that many
even if it has to be copies
We had a period where we got 3 BB URs in a row soo
i want a ferrero rocher
the most mid boring piece of chocolat in the world, with a golden wrapper
its nice, but not for the price they charge
One shot kill with big guns
Before even launch torps

who put her mouth where her nose should be?
name is probably in #game-news
Stabbing you for questioning 
Aight
Unc gotta take sleepy shift 
Supa Powah
Proceed to wake up as a frankenstein monster made of PLASTIC parts because scam cat can't be bothered to use actual metals and pocketed away the difference :V
Arrest me
This Blucher looks like Musashi there
Why are pink creatures the best
Remember her
Super seethe
is that a magic shirt?
Oh and z52 is better dressed to run than meck so mecks gonna lose
Why does this caca hate Musashi so much
she'll win and fail to stop after the finish, resulting in her ramming SKK and wedging his head between her...
that's pretty much how she usually greets you anyway
People hate pasadena and fargo, everyone has at least 1 ship they hate that at least one person in this world likes
Morning cuties
she can fix you
exactly why i want it
very cold, definitely not secretly a softie
unless you'd settle for hershey's bar
make sure its white chocolate
so your entire immune system shuts down
Idea, melt hershey bar in hot cocoa mix
or just buy good chocolate instead
as soon as you take a sip of that your heart would explode
true
What's with pasadena
My heart already exploded
It's time for a break 
Oddly the happiest pink ship that i expected to be completely different than how she actually is personality wise
I like overly positive pink things
I'm probably broken for that but who isn't broken
Im never really into the motherly type, but i really want yorktown 2
I'm more into the overly happy and positive type that doesn't go into motherly things or anything super freaky
So what's your fav shipfu
you're asking for bremerton or z11
There is no number 1, it's all a tie between Kearsarge, Fargo, and Pasadena
Neither of those interest me as much ngl
Bremerton kinda the fashionist big sister
then you're not asking for this
Then i don't know what i am lol
There's your daily honey
maybe try littorio, she's not crazy but will make you crazy
Yeah no
Im into the tomboyish or strong shipfu
try to not get rizzed by her then
I see a lot of jokes of her having her own harem, but i dont get it
Horts
if you don't know what do you want, just, try everyone
World of Horseships
hmm
Been playing for quite a while, out of every ship i have only Kearsarge, Fargo, and now Pasadena are the only ones I like lol
The only consistencies are between Kearsarge and Fargo
like i married a lot of shipgirls, starting from Sandy and Illustrious
Assert your dominance by whoring yourself out to the highest bidder
Do you give them silly names
im bored
I'm waiting to see someone marry daisen and make some kind of uma joke out of it
I hate silly names for oathed ships tbh
well
Oh yeah same, if I nickname one, it has to be like an actual sensible name
Maybe you like the tech look?
the silliest name I have is “Aggressive Negotiations” for Brooklyn
Possibly
i don't really care about their naming tbh, since i can tweak the option anytime
mmmm
All my oathed ships have uh halo inspired names
Who's cortana
Pink!!!!!!!!!
yeah no, i'm not into girls with costume that has smoke on it
woah
i like lady lex, don't get me wrong
but the smoking idea isn't just for me
I don’t take the names from halo
very good question lol
I just use the naming conventions for their ships
Ah that's cool
out there, possibly from japan
OH GOD AKASHI HAS AN OATH SKIN
Oh that's a cool name
she married skk for gems
Taihou. Enough said
Paizur lane
ben

Hi guys
why not name her "natural stupidity"?
Bremerton is simply Lightseeker
Kashino better
cow hugs
Eugen is Ever Vigilant
kashino still on top, no one can beat her in breast size tierlists
cowpens only comes in second for trying
Kashino much better
Cowpenis looks like mother so naturally better imo
young mom
And just like mother she’ll put a sandle to your ass
Kazan does that already
No she doesn’t
I make her do it
sounds like someone speaking from experience
anyway
quick question, can I play AL global in china?
Why would you go to China
you gotta die trying, cuz idk
"sponsored" holiday
You’re gonna get arrested for memes man
i just need to know
i mean, my friend that oftentimes visits japan can't login to his blue archive global account
Schob

I just play JP in most games if I can
freebie damn put on the handcuff
so i think it's the same way for other games

The ass on this submarine is really quite fantastic
Saved
How can she dive with that floater tho.
Milky Lane 🥛
my latest oath-ed sub
Inhuman strength
i'm far more impressed about her wearing clothes that doubles, maybe triples of her size
imho her original skin is better than the other one she got bck then
my cow farm is growing
Does anyone else miss the "normal" clothing for eagles union ship, which is not extrem revealing, body suits ans sci-fi themed, more back casual

Ill help you out. Nothing 
as almost six years player, i do lol
Pasadena, Kearsarge, and Fargo, all in office lady outfits
I would pay
it looks better when they were just wearing their casual clothes or uniform just like enterprise back in the day
Like you have many older ships of the same class and the the newe who go full sci fi
well of course the latest Essex Retro also look nice as well im not gonna complain that
i play this game since 2019 lmao
with that said, i don't really feel like it, just thought of it as a "cool" thing to exist
THATS CHEATING
I miss when iron blood wasn't entirely mechanical dragons, demons, and sea creatures
and if i really want them to look cool, i'll just switch anyone that looks lewd back to wear their default skins
This is the first time I am lucky
I miss the times before Mogador existed.😔
*2018, when visitor's dyne in red was on Eu
dang, Senior
Don't mind if I do 
i never enjoyed the very first time azur lane exist so i kinda envy anyone with their old gameplay screenshots
i thought these days us veterans arent here anymore
back then there was just Taihou, now we have Hakuhou
As much as I'm not the biggest fan of Pasadena's default skin, it at least fits her personality. I just don't think her in a normal cleveland class outfit with her personality would work
Tbh, I like the more classic uniform or thematic clothes like the cowgirl from oklahoma and never better the the full sci fi body suits
What is the next hoe going to be like
Hou
Oof
im not the biggest fan
im 1 mm tall
booba pillows
Peak pillows for real
Kurohou i guess, ahem, sorry for my old dad joke
lol
whoever she is, i hope she's gonna flip the other "hou" characters script
GPT explain the joke for me
Grok is this true
i feel like both taihou and hakuhou is kinda obsessed with skk and i dont like it
Guam and NJ really were the ones that started to move eagle union in this direction ngl
Hakuho was rather tame, wit the expeltion of big bobba, is rabter tame, like she war even stocking.
Even amagi Cv was really tame
kinda like Amagi and Yorktown whose calm and daring at the same time
and Hakuryuu with her fighter spirit with her being shy when she lost her sword as a bonus
Bremerton was already revealing
did Cheshire call us honey? in one of her skin? iirc not in her default one
We need missouri to call us darling
Didnt she || die ||
Nope
ight
it's already late, i gotta go
gnite yall
Heck
Goodnight
truly the best girl


hmm
Ruppy does that fr
https://x.com/i/status/2002679009797378348
@meager marsh
Who?
Can i ask where i can find images for the enemy mobs outside of here?
Not sirens, stuff like the oceanic federation ships
i don't know anymore
I try to read the story and I am confused, the one of the brighter world, preluding the actual event
skk gets dreamed into a world where METAs do not exist or the whale thingy then goed into pearl harbor and gets communicated by Kakagi to return to Amahara
and it's like, where is commander even? on an alternate dimension still? where is he?
basically helena meta became god and tried to make a perfect world, undoing literally the entire story
except that the world isn't perfect and probably won't last long, but we get to choose whether or not to accept it and help her or not
prelude event was pretty much the same thing except that was tower testing us
idk her
nobody is ready for when sirens become summonable
leave it to manjuu when it comes to writing coherent stories
'became god' sounds like something out of an ace combat game
Manjuu kinda screwed up the story by making 3-4 the last campaign story
they should've just followed ww2 history imo
i don't think that's a good idea either.
let germany, italy and japan mald
peak combat mentioned
shits so good i didnt finish the game
unrealistic combat
insensitive.
true
dark history should stay in the history books for people to learn from.
she literally did, Enty Meta threatens SKK and SKK basically says you can't hurt me because god is on my side and she backs down
not be roped into games about anime girls that are incarnations of ships
humans love creative freedom
i think censorship of history is the stupidest thing ever
also she banished the arbiters to the earth when she took control which is why they're there
sounds like a generic sci-fi and not al
what were the devs smoking
if you cant learn from history, you're doomed to repeat it
ye age old saying
only for them to make out post battle
have yet to find a shipgirl that actually despises SKK
peculiar
according to this event Enty meta is usually by far the most powerful out of the meta shipgirls, so if we're getting a UR meta it would probably be her
but I don't think Bonnie is included in that
she's probably something else entirely at this point, but she was the first meta originally
amalgamation of toaster parts
possibly enty is just that powerful because she was the first shipgirl
Censorship of history is cringe but fictional works using real history should def give it its due respect.
Or well, just be accurate
EXCLU: Trump will announce a new type of large warships he is calling “battleships,” according to a U.S. official and another official familiar with the discussions, marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.” www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-hegseth-new-warship-the-battleship-63367854
yea
if we got too deep into actual history with the axis this would be an entirely different kind of game
Hot
big ahh sandwich cause im STARVING

"He is calling battleships" they make it sound like he invented battleships LOL
guess they'll be stuck with stupid for the next 30 years regardless of who is in charge
Just revive bisko and we good

Yippeee
I'd bet it's going to be a railgun project and it's going to not work... again
me when I destroy my navy just because
~~Hope he makes shipgirls and Elon catgirls
~~
her greed know no bounds

hes too much of a conman for that
ill make catgirls real vote for me
It is dumb, but there's a genre and place for it.
lmao ww1 ass design
I fan’t wait to be the generation that has to deal with catgirls that are more cat than girl.
I’d love to hear this argument
None of them better be research ships.
those wont leave the lab

I'll believe it when they can successfully build a frigate
or an LCS
or anything at this point
Wtf, I-13 got oath lines?
Uhuh
What were they thinking making subs
Maggiore and surcouf best subs

I-404: 
Free burst damage for under geared players.
Its just graf spee
I mean the way to level them
But sub version
Remember when it took a month to get a single sub torpedo
Getting them past 100 affinity is a nightmare without a raid
So uh, when is she being added
That's every Sardesna ship
Idk but it’s why I still only have like 6 subs at 100 aff.
See; same thing
YD designed cowpens
I'll go hard on the next raid event, I have two subs to get to 200 now
I wanna know who designed the others
Link? Can add it to wiki then
AWWWW SO SILLY AND CUTE
Finally she’s getting some artwork….

They stopped a lot concept art releasing cause people are stupid
Only shows cv
All ships do
I'm seeing a lot of it on twitter
still too much cow
So far we got fake cow and fake cat
Hmm
hmm
FAKE? Nya 
I find it funny how pasadena managed to cover her tail somehow with a fake cat tail, despite it looking like it's made of light instead of being actually a physical tail
and the end of it is a steel arrowhead
I just opened up "azur lane artists" on the wiki and for mecklenburg it says unknown

Destroy the green cat
Meck skin has no artwork
Cause we don't know 
The what the fuck are you asking a link for to add it to
Make it make sense man
For cowpens
shes scary
Hips wide
She's so underrated
YD designed cowpens
Also cute
But I seem to replied to wrong post 
Meck doesn't seem as much of a ruthless jerk as regensberg.
Link? Can add it to wiki then





