al-general

[mental swift]

You can use that to browse past cutscenes

[dark solstice]

I wanna go home

[mental swift]

Teleport

[dark solstice]

Being held hostage

If I leave I get less money and probably lose job

[mental swift]

nono keep working

[dark solstice]

Need to get a clanker lookalike

[mental swift]

You need more money for skins

[dark solstice]

Nah for dock space

Only buy an odd skin here or there

[mental swift]

Did you get lex

[dark solstice]

I didn't get her skin but got her

Pasa and cow too, gonna grind Cleve and willy

[mental swift]

I got cleve from drop

[dark solstice]

Nice hope that happens for me too

[sharp swan]

Is directors screenplay a good equip

[mental swift]

Never got it

Probably just collectible

[sharp swan]

It's from beautiful world

Every 30s it applies a random buff to the user

[mental swift]

Damn

oksure I'm getting it

[mental swift]

To a (this beautiful) brighter world

[sharp swan]

Yeah

[dull sigil]

It's for collection purpose only tbh

Most of the time

[tiny kraken]

I was gonna share some nice Laffey art, but I fear it is illegal 💔

[sharp swan]

You can't here anyways

Photos disabled

[tiny kraken]

Oh right 😭

[sharp swan]

Thanks to people spamming lex II trophies.

[tiny kraken]

Too many people broke trophy rule Ig 💔

[runic abyss]

oh

looks like img perms got disabled again

[sharp swan]

Yerp

[runic abyss]

let me guess

trophy rule breakers

[rough vapor]

but not link perms

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009623133126414409/1450624091177353317/G8RpM9ya4AE_f3H.gif

Nope, that works

[devout bough]

what did they change with the skins?

[runic totem]

they gambling then post their gambling results

so happy

so dum

[modern walrus]

petty theatrics

[peak vapor]

morning everyone

also happy friday !!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703749056983203875/1345961273468260383/tHXsNCno.gif

[royal blade]

When new Bismarck skin

[viscid nest]

Next Thursday

[leaden shore]

oh do we love to be seamen

[pastel moat]

Oh wait, bayard is a pr ship

Ok guess I didn't delete her after all

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-blue-archive-mutsuki-blue-archive-cat-blue-archive-neko-mutsuki-blue-archive-gif-11861396171134015940

[pastel moat]

Is that cat mutsuki

[leaden shore]

its a cat

[midnight pagoda]

I always wondered

Why Christmas port song is not in the album of songs

I like this version

Amd it has been there for years

[ivory bridge]

Where did my image perms go

[nova elm]

Sold to Akashi to pay fir debts

[sharp swan]

Updated cow skin

[devout bough]

updated what though

[sharp swan]

Chest

Not censor or nerf

[devout bough]

what did they do to her chest

[sharp swan]

More revealing i think

[devout bough]

anyone got some comparison god damn it

[sharp swan]

I do not

Because i do not like cow

[sharp swan]

[ivory bridge]

She's rich though?

[stable plank]

cow has stupid baby bottle

cringe

[nova elm]

Yeah, thats why she lent us money.

[sharp swan]

How dangerous is Shiranui

[nova elm]

Your skin privileges are behind a paywall and so is your image-posting

[visual cedar]

its because of the trophy rule, some ppl did just post whatever

with a bit of luck we can post images today or tomorrow

[ivory bridge]

Wouldn't she be too greedy to do that?

She scammed me

[sharp swan]

Can we send mogador on a rampage against trophy posters

[visual cedar]

you may send admins

[nova elm]

Essex can do it at 3x the speed

[devout bough]

nah

i can do it faster

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-gif-26024100

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

why is trophy rule still inactive though

[pastel moat]

How do you guys keep posting stuff and I can't

[devout bough]

can someone turn that active

[nova elm]

We're smort

[visual cedar]

tenor is just a link, you should be able to do so too

[sharp swan]

Just pay her in lemons

[visual cedar]

and sticker of course

[ivory bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/verycat-cateat-gif-7339469281817108398

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938797747316863037/1451577163936436335/we-are-not-the-same.png?ex=6946ae14&is=69455c94&hm=200038ce038fe20ed53a250a4f16f8b11bb2367ccf6dd73e4685caef3d138bd3&

we are not the same

[nova elm]

Essex loves charity. Essex has no need for material things. For every object in the world belongs to Essex

[dreamy coral]

Question
Is Dragon Empress was most weaker faction in Azur lane?

[stable plank]

no

[visual cedar]

the weakest is the one you dont play

[nova elm]

Lé fockê you trying to say?

[sharp swan]

When will essex get bunny skin

[nova elm]

Oh weakest is Tulipa.

[ivory bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stable plank]

hopefully never

[nova elm]

Screw you, I hope you eat lemons.

[devout bough]

when will Richelieu get a new skin

[tight goblet]

why do we still not have image perm

[visual cedar]

ppl would need to play essex and buy her other skins

[sharp swan]

With RQ skin i woildn't be so sure

[stable plank]

i like lemons so

[sharp swan]

Trophy poster

[ivory bridge]

How long has it been gone for?

[nova elm]

You shall be waterboarded by lemon juice.

[tight goblet]

.

[nova elm]

3 days now.

[visual cedar]

cause you did post "hmm" one time to much :o

[nova elm]

Actually 2, im bad at math.

[tight goblet]

hmm

[ivory bridge]

Damn

[sharp swan]

Pasadena deserves oath skin

[nova elm]

Yesterday until today.

[nova elm]

You know who else deserves an oath skin?

[sharp swan]

If there is one elite that deserves a wedding dress it's Pasadena

[ivory bridge]

Repulse?

[visual cedar]

yes, its laffey 2

[sharp swan]

Noh

DO NOT THE LAFFEY

[nova elm]

Vanguard 💢

[hearty salmon]

WHERE ARE MT IMAGE PERMS

[ivory bridge]

No

Repulse

[devout bough]

trophy poster's head gonna be my next trophy post

[ivory bridge]

Akashi sold it

[blissful oxide]

do not (redacted) the laffey?

[nova elm]

Look the lust demon is stressed because he can't see boobies.

[sharp swan]

Correct

[nova elm]

Laffey is mid, Nimi besto girl

[blissful oxide]

I see... lemons.

[nova elm]

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is perfection.

[nova elm]

You know what else is perfect?

[stable plank]

hell no

[tight goblet]

hmm

i do to

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1451288291281469614/GIF_20251219_014629_910.gif

Do not test my powers

I am the lord of breasts

[sharp swan]

Mid

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-perfect-cell-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-gif-8436322043764059673

[hearty salmon]

The master of Milkies

[tight goblet]

just fo into al art

[hearty salmon]

The Titan of titties

[sharp swan]

I ignore iron blood

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-frontier-nightmare-wake-up-hypnocatrice-zenith-gif-637814486945682744

[ivory bridge]

Lmao

[nova elm]

Your power of breast is only borrowed power. The true power lies in the Medium Faction. For medium is premium

[tight goblet]

food sound

[visual cedar]

you guys know, the fact that we are all about boobies is what i like the most about our community. the trophy poster did destroy our heaven :o

[tight goblet]

fr fr

[nova elm]

Boobies for communities.

[meager marsh]

You know who ELSE deserves an oath skin?

MY WIFE

[nova elm]

Otto is cute

I agree

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-impact-gif-21181238

[meager marsh]

Yes. Thank you for recognizing her cuteness

[nova elm]

The only "good" iron blood besides Brünhilde and Nimi

[visual cedar]

thats a real bro, basically telling the world that he wants to share his wife with everyone with a skin

[nova elm]

Sounds communist but I'll let that pass...

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-dance-chibi-gif-26687129

[ivory bridge]

Lmao² 😭

[meager marsh]

Well…. I just want to see her in a beautiful wedding dress!!!! But I guess people do have to donate their rings to her……

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/fallen-rosemary-rita-honkai-impact-gif-25736540

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450853317839163453/G8Q_QpsbwAAhWkz.gif

[nova elm]

Dont worry I got 3

[hearty salmon]

This is the size of boobies I wake up to

[meager marsh]

I don’t mind as long as I get an oath skin for her since I’m the number 1 Otto fan

[ivory bridge]

Go away, I don't want you here

[nova elm]

Everyday you witness perfection yet desire more. For what truly separated you from the devil? What seperates you from the sinners? Upon the redemption of the world, who's call would you answer to?

[meager marsh]

What did he do

I mean I guess he’s really horny but like

A lot of people here are … idk….

[ivory bridge]

Yes

[nova elm]

I'm mentally insane.

[modern yoke]

[ivory bridge]

He's the horniest person I know online

[meager marsh]

You can be mentally insane and horny

[sharp swan]

She is perfection

[nova elm]

Only in jail.

[hearty salmon]

The call of milkers that need to be milked

[sharp swan]

Mogador's jail.

[meager marsh]

Okay well. I think you should go to therapy first

[sharp swan]

Talk to the cow

[nova elm]

Uncommon opinion : I don't like morgador...

[sharp swan]

I hate mogador

She is a pest

[nova elm]

Painleve is way better. Plus bread.

[hearty salmon]

I witness perfection yet I desire Milkies , big tiddied milkies for Rita is the Wife but I desire bigger

[meager marsh]

You don’t like the cute horny unhinged girl???????

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282486118172069929/1451392583132516422/gif-20251218-203949.gif

[sharp swan]

Cowpens is calling your name

[nova elm]

I like cute funny and unhinged girls.

[pale panther]

She got milk. 🥛

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is all 3

[nova elm]

Hold on I need to summon my biblical writing skills.

[hearty salmon]

I’m already attahced to her milkies

This milk

[meager marsh]

She’s funny too….. not on purpose but she is trust me

[hearty salmon]

Mmm very nice and flavourfuo

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-antony-starr-gif-2606354610122003363

[sharp swan]

The only problem is now it's a debate for me of Kearsarge, Fargo, and Pasadena, who gets the ring, i dont know yet

[tight goblet]

more gif

[ivory bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[blissful oxide]

all

[weak parrot]

butt sex pizza

[sharp swan]

No. Only 1 is getting a ring

[blissful oxide]

theres a promise crate for 980 gems

[sharp swan]

I refuse easy mode

[nova elm]

For your desire of Milkies, shall not one ask what is the perfect milkies? For those milkies are not created equal in eternal. Yet all have their enchantment. I asketh thee thy question, for is larger the answer of the world? No it is not, only the milkies that have achieved perfection are the ones who's medium. For humanity has chanted this rhyme for millennia "medium is premium" thus medium milkies are the chosen perfect milkies.

[sharp swan]

Greed is a sin

[trim gyro]

you've earned a promotion to compost

[ivory oyster]

Dude has awaken to his feasting nature

[weak parrot]

cock mode?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

gives all the shipgirls cocks

[ivory oyster]

U mean chicken?

[nova elm]

Greed, one of humanities deadliest sin. But for this Soul his greed is only matched by his lust. Shall this fellow be condemn to hell is a great possibility. Alas there's chant to repent. For in the Church of Essex we offer repentance and forgiveness. For one chant of her holiness absolves all your sins. Join the church oh misguided one, for your salvation is right in your eyes.

[nova elm]

I summoned satan

[weak parrot]

humans and their stupid sins

[ivory oyster]

The only sin I have is johnny sins

[sharp swan]

Where is the church of pasadena

[nova elm]

Go make one yourself

[weak parrot]

there are many churches in pasadena

[nova elm]

It's not that hard to make a religion just saying

[pale panther]

I'm indolent and a glutton for Cowpens 🐮

[sharp swan]

Where is the church of lemons

[ivory oyster]

Confess your sin to implacable, so she'll make u sin more

[hearty salmon]

Ah but you see my lemony friend. I || am too fuckin tired to glove up my Shakespearean ||

[weak parrot]

pasadenachurch.com/

[hearty salmon]

I just love big boobies man

[nova elm]

Implacable is just the chur h of England

[hearty salmon]

But I love rita because she’s just perfect

Medium is premium

[meager marsh]

Right now in shop? Or like you’re just mentioning it

[late shale]

Hmm

[nova elm]

Be blessed my son

[meager marsh]

Cause I never saw it

[merry robin]

Hi chat

[nova elm]

Is the German lover blindness curse also affecting AL players? I thought that was just a WT thing

[blissful oxide]

i saw it

[nova elm]

Hello breathing entity

[blissful oxide]

no idea if its diff for everyone or not

[merry robin]

Hello zero balled entity

[nova elm]

Yostar is too lazy to tailor items for players

[nova elm]

Actually I have 2 very small ones.

[merry robin]

Fuse them

[nova elm]

They're called eyeballs and I'm not gonna become a Cyclops

[merry robin]

Make saiyan mode

[merry robin]

Okay

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-blender-3d-render-m1lkshakes-gif-17543753126925681854

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-22045792

[trim gyro]

404 E Washington Blvd, Pasadena, CA 91104

[merry robin]

Steeelll balll ruuun̈

Yes ruuun̈

[sharp swan]

I'm going to send Chi An to cook inside the Church of Essex

[nova elm]

Reminds me of those ball dances on reels

[nova elm]

Lê focké

[sharp swan]

She will cook essex the greatest meal

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/fushigi-magic-balls-ball-float-gif-16182821

[late shale]

Hmm

[latent phoenix]

Bruh I still don't have Lexington ii

[sharp swan]

All you need is cowpens

[latent phoenix]

Yeah I mean the design is better in my opinion

The skin is kinda weird but not bad

[torpid kettle]

finally kashino got company 😍 cowpens

[latent phoenix]

Not weird in design but it kind makes me remember homelander and that kink where adult males pretend to be a baby and that makes me feel weird

[sharp swan]

Pasadena skin is the best ot the maid skins honestly

She so smug

[static kernel]

I got cowpens and immediately retired her after finishing her challenge mission

[ivory bridge]

This is the best writing I've seen all week

[latent phoenix]

I'm just waiting for the second update skins

[latent phoenix]

0/10 ragebait

[static kernel]

Im being completely honest

[latent phoenix]

Well it's your game so go ahead

[late shale]

Hmm

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[meager marsh]

I was talking about the ring pack idk what you mean lol

[meager marsh]

I’ll check again then

Currently trying to get Willy to 100 affinity lmao

[sharp swan]

Musashi is sweeping. Start voting Hakuhou

[devout bough]

Anyone got Yorktown L2D guide

[latent phoenix]

Well you can say whatever you want but the tiger Ii is the goat

[pastel oracle]

[latent phoenix]

At least in wt tho

[blissful oxide]

aight

[latent phoenix]

I need to get 600 gems asap

[sharp swan]

I need pasadena and fargo pat emotes

[glass forge]

Does Lexingtwon share skin with Lexington? Her art doesn't look great...

[latent phoenix]

Huh

The original or the second

[sharp swan]

Ii

[latent phoenix]

Because I don't like either

[glass forge]

New one looks bad. Old lex better

[meager marsh]

Quick!!! Run to the shop!!!!! Spend your money!!!!

[tight goblet]

hmm

[latent phoenix]

Nah I have like 20 Christmas exchanges this week I'm not going any more poor

[blissful oxide]

dang, easiest ex ever

just tanky sometimes

[latent phoenix]

But still if I had money the decision is hard there's the skin for cowpens, Prinz Eugen, golden leu or however it's written and Hindenburg ii (I totally forgot her name)

[blissful oxide]

yes

check skins, u will see a smol tab there (self/alts), click the other one

[latent phoenix]

But this far Eugen is winning

[viscid nest]

2s share skins with 1s if there the same class like cv/cv

only one isnt is amagi 2 i think

[latent phoenix]

Also I just realized hakuhou's voice doesn't fit the design and that bothers me

[blissful oxide]

diff hull lo

[latent phoenix]

I thought she had a voice similar to ägir but I was wrong

[modern yoke]

Impla wife

[pastel oracle]

[pastel moat]

Have you watched the anime nukitashi

There's an old man in diapers wanting to be pampered by a flat short girl

[latent phoenix]

No I don't watch anymore other than Jojo's or full metal alchemist

[latent phoenix]

Well I think there's one in every anime

Idk japanese humor

[pastel moat]

That pet emote looks like firefly, so I'll pretend it's her

[rustic sapphire]

Still no mommy cow for me

[latent phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-sherman-gif-12809710096293623787

[pastel moat]

Good luck

[latent phoenix]

I got like 7 cowpens and even Cleveland meta but no Lexington ii

[devout bough]

?

[pastel moat]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-hsr-firefly-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-4083807876962559107

[latent phoenix]

I mean I don't care if I don't get her but I like collecting ur ships

[latent phoenix]

The guide for the interactions

[devout bough]

Yes

[latent phoenix]

And I think cowpens has no interactions whatsoever

[weak parrot]

what kind of birds do nuts eat

[rain valley]

her skin? has plenty

[latent phoenix]

I haven't found any

Well I'm lazy so I guess that's why

[rain valley]

there's 4 separate sets of interactions
window, mirror, chair level, and bottle

[late shale]

Hmm

[latent phoenix]

And I I kinda lost interest once I found Prinz Eugen is getting another one

[rain valley]

and mutliple options within each set

[latent phoenix]

If you excuse me the MiG-25 pd isn't gonna grind itself out so see ya

[weak parrot]

cowpenis

[languid dawn]

who still not get Lexington 2?

im at 134/200 rn

[weak parrot]

because skill issue

[latent phoenix]

147

[languid dawn]

yoo

[late shale]

Hmm

[languid dawn]

i am not alone

[rustic sapphire]

Got her first 10 pull

[latent phoenix]

And I don't have funny cubes

[rain valley]

I got Lex at 170 builds

[viscid nest]

pity is real

[languid dawn]

oh

[trim gyro]

I got her at 76, got everyone else before her

[weak parrot]

i've only gotten 5 pasadenas and 3 cowpens in 87 pulls

[trim gyro]

no dupes though

[languid dawn]

I just ran out of coins

[latent phoenix]

I just ran out of cubes

[viscid nest]

grind d3 you got plenty of time

[feral flicker]

u still have 3 weeks

[weak parrot]

i remember running out of coins

[feral flicker]

i think

[rain valley]

it's a 3 week event, yeah

[weak parrot]

that happened to me during the tempesta event

but i managed to get everyone so it turned out okay

[latent phoenix]

Yeah that's the good point the bad point I will only get like 40 cubes maybe less

[weak parrot]

[pastel moat]

Wowzers

Cowpen is the big prize

[weak parrot]

yeah....pasadena is MLB

lol

she was my first and fifth pull

[pastel moat]

Got cow on 10, ur on 30,and pasadena+meta on 85

[weak parrot]

time to play the event

like properly

i used up all the cubes i saved up from the collab

[pastel moat]

I got lucky with the gear skin box in cruise missions

Got the divine light auxiliary skin

Went straight to Hakuhou

[lone ermine]

wow, Lexington grew up

[languid dawn]

Mutsuki 2 retrofit when

[dreamy coral]

Question how strong is Commander?

[trim gyro]

yes

[viscid nest]

hes just human i think

[rain valley]

SKK's human
so... variable?

[weak parrot]

the commander is weak

he's got no bones

[trim gyro]

can easily lift a couple hundred formis

[weak parrot]

he's just a gay little ham sandwich

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sentai-ninja-sentai-kakuranger-today-is-friday-in-california-gif-25093546

News from California

[weak parrot]

no, it's tuesday, october 96th 1293

[sacred oak]

Ah yes

The 96th day of October

[weak parrot]

yes

[sacred oak]

October being the 8th month

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-u556-formidable-sorry-not-sorry-sorry-gif-20386140

[blissful oxide]

little boy

[dark solstice]

the bomb ?

[blissful oxide]

no, the person

[rain valley]

damn, are we still image-locked?

[dark solstice]

why little boy and no beautiful women?

[pseudo fulcrum]

You. You got so impatient with the Irish you literally walked yourself off the slip.

[blissful oxide]

yea, thanks to the trophy posters

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/innocent-illicent-gif-25123338

[signal delta]

Gyatt damnnn

https://fxtwitter.com/natsume0v0/status/2001888887690662154

Natsume✨枣糕 (@natsume0v0)

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[nova elm]

Whooeyyy mama

[dark solstice]

yea the scottish blood fighting with the irish blood again

[karmic delta]

Birthday. And I get to spend it with Bismarck and Kurumi

[shut crane]

oh my how lewd

[dark solstice]

Happy Birthday old man

[karmic delta]

Yus. I'm as old as the Extinction of the dinosaurs

See back in my day

[blissful oxide]

@hearty salmon

[blissful oxide]

yorri

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-cave-men-old-kick-fuck-you-gif-13869846

[blissful oxide]

also happy birthday

[karmic delta]

Hey hey

How is everyone?

[dark solstice]

You caused them to go extinct lol

[blissful oxide]

good

end year school holiday finally starts

[karmic delta]

Yes I did

It had to be done so I wouldn't be alone

[pseudo fulcrum]

Formidable was Irish. Built by Harland and Wolff in Belfast

[signal delta]

Did you message me or something? because I get notif about your birthday

[karmic delta]

I summoned the meteorite

[karmic delta]

Nah

[signal delta]

[karmic delta]

Guess what smok

Smol*

Get kurumi'd

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-gif-12055660278556005667

[merry robin]

Plot twist: u are commander

[signal delta]

Isn't her event already done long ago?

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455

[sacred oak]

Oh yorri's here

[karmic delta]

Ayee Yang is up at my early hours

[karmic delta]

And?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

nah

[karmic delta]

Barb

[weak parrot]

nah

[signal delta]

How you get her?

[merry robin]

Yor. Wsg

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[merry robin]

Yah

[karmic delta]

I grinded hard. HARD to get her

Do opsi

You get kurumi there

[signal delta]

[karmic delta]

She's opsi reward

[sacred oak]

@karmic delta oh and happy birthday

[dark solstice]

i get mt xp on opsi like a pro

[karmic delta]

Danke, How is the goat Yinyang?

[signal delta]

[merry robin]

Yor is a big boy now

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sacred oak]

Good good. One day left until i go on leave

[idle pier]

Yo

[merry robin]

Eyy. My italian friend here. Wsg

[sacred oak]

I'm actually always up at this time

[karmic delta]

Ah that's good that you going somewhere. Hope everything goes well and you have safe travels

[karmic delta]

Yeah it's surprising

[idle pier]

I'm tired af bro. I slept 3hrs and now I wanna go sleep

[silver bear]

Hello

[merry robin]

Go sleep then

[karmic delta]

Defender

[merry robin]

Eyy

[sacred oak]

I've been at work for an hour lol

[idle pier]

Cant rn I got an appointment to the dentist💔 🥀

[karmic delta]

Work. Something I kinda wish I had

[merry robin]

Go and then come sleep

[idle pier]

Fr

[merry robin]

Unemployed?

Dw

[karmic delta]

Yus for personal reasons that I have already disclosed here before iirc

[merry robin]

U will find a job

[merry robin]

I wasnt here then. Whatever it is. Good luck my man

[karmic delta]

[merry robin]

[karmic delta]

Did you know

Z11 is very wife

[merry robin]

How she looks?

[tight goblet]

i need more gif

[merry robin]

I kinda dont know a lot of shipfus

[karmic delta]

Oh I can't send jt

[idle pier]

Chat why I can't send pictures?

[karmic delta]

Ffs images locked

[tight goblet]

hmm

[merry robin]

Why tho

[rustic sapphire]

Who got that Essex gif getting fed by tiny essex

[karmic delta]

I'll dm it to you Barb

[rain valley]

/z11

[merry robin]

Okay

[rain valley]

dang, what's the wiki command again?

https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/e/e1/Z11.png

ah ha! posting the link to the image worked

[silver bear]

She’s pretty

[signal delta]

[visual cedar]

maybe, but i deactivated pictures from links

[rain valley]

well, that's all we've got right now
until mods lift the image ban

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stark fox]

[visual cedar]

true, we will see. may we get to see bigflatboobies soon

[tight goblet]

PLEASE CLOTHING

GIMME MY PERMS

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[visual cedar]

this feels so out of space in a global chat ... but good night bro

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[nova elm]

Hm

[sleek cape]

https://imgur.com/zIqWmr8

[visual cedar]

i read essex so many times, i already think that some got a essex fetish

[lyric stump]

porter is surprisingly decent

[rain valley]

don't say that too loud
gph might hear you

[nova elm]

Of course she is my daughter

[lyric stump]

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007982307799482449/1319559593600352266/Essex_Essex_Nom.gif

[sleek cape]

Snow got hair permed?

[rustic sapphire]

Goat

[serene niche]

[stark fox]

Alright boys. I will grant you freedom.
But if I see a single trophy’ I’m taking away your perms again

[idle pier]

"U-uhm acthuallyhh"

[nova elm]

Yaaay

[serene niche]

[nova elm]

Yaay it's on

[atomic dew]

Update the trophy rule maybe so someone can’t be like ‘I DIDNT SEE IT’

[lyric stump]

[nova elm]

Anyways, little experiment I did.

[rain valley]

yeah the trophy rule has been set to inactive the entire time lol

[idle pier]

Who am I oathing🤔

[nova elm]

You know who

[stark fox]

Nurn

[lyric stump]

Bulldog

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-essex-my-beloved-gif-26177512

[tight goblet]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[trim gyro]

hey, it was active the entire time we didn't have an event, have to balance it out somehow

[idle pier]

Nah I'm oathing Lexi2

Absolute waifu

[rain valley]

when the fedora gets too tight, they forget things

[nova elm]

Inferior Essex.

[idle pier]

Nah

[lyric stump]

[visual cedar]

you need to oath who you like yourself ... dont oath to make someone stronger that rips of the timings is what i heard. so either you oath all your fleet or nobody ... so just oath who you like is the best choice

[dark solstice]

Harder faster stronger

[meager marsh]

Otto. Donate your ring to Otto so she gets an oath skin pleasseeee

[visual cedar]

i can upload pictures omg.

[meager marsh]

not guaranteed but it raises her chances

Oh

[rain valley]

and immediately posts a crop

[nova elm]

How many oath must we get for Otto oath?

[sleek cape]

Iowa in early 1986 waiting for reactivation

[meager marsh]

WIFES BUTTTT

I can go back to spamming her picture

[silver bear]

This didn’t take long to get outta hand

[nova elm]

It even makes a heart shape...

[rain valley]

anyways, Cow has me on a leash
and she looks so happy about it

[trim gyro]

oaths don't screw up timings lol

[idle pier]

I could oath Yorktown 2 too tbh

[nova elm]

Well it's the Azur Lane community, What'd you expect

[meager marsh]

Uhhhh…. As many as possible I guess

[sleek cape]

Rusty

[meager marsh]

I’m not exactly sure what amount of oaths is needed for them to see that she’s getting oathed a bunch and give her an oath skin but. As long as she’s high enough to be noticed……

I will keep coping and hoping

[nova elm]

Would you say its 500

?

[idle pier]

July/August 2026 we getting Otto oath skin mark my words

[stark fox]

How goes the grind?

[sleek cape]

Grind

[meager marsh]

A lot more people (more than 500 I mean) play azur lane, so I’m not sure what would be the exactly amount

[sleek cape]

What’s a grind

Never heard of it

[meager marsh]

Probably in the thousands at least

[meager marsh]

Very good… I’m close to patching…….

what

Oath

Why did it Autocorrect

Whatever man

[stark fox]

Richie said he’d probably have to drop out

[trim gyro]

an oath is worth like $10 so expect at least a thousand for them to even consider it

[serene niche]

i love willy and her new skin

[still dome]

While we're talking ab oath skins, when tf is Formidable getting one 💔

[sleek cape]

Uhhh sodak

[stark fox]

Pasadena pretty cute

[meager marsh]

Yeah he conceded …..which means he’s not the number one fan of Willy HAHA

I’m still gonna oath her tho

[idle pier]

Ngl, my fav girl from this event even more than Lexington

[lyric stump]

Yow, MLB porter is quite good... I didn't mean to ping you

[meager marsh]

YIPPEEEEE

I’m gonna mlb her once I get the second copy

[light fable]

Yandere vibes?

[serene niche]

same

[placid gulch]

MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAS

[sleek cape]

Christmas is in a week

[stark fox]

Ehhhh more so “Mega Mommy”

[rustic sapphire]

What is happening

[serene niche]

merry christmas!

[rustic sapphire]

Why images are back

[lyric stump]

Is lexington 2 still good if I don't have essex?

[sleek cape]

Mega Christmas

[narrow bough]

How do you do normal touch for Cowpen? Me gusta fella action 👀

[placid gulch]

I just got veru good news

[pastel oracle]

[light fable]

Whole new level of mommy vibes

[placid gulch]

we're jolly over here -w-

[light fable]

Also just bought

Worth the money

[silver bear]

is now a bad time to say i dislike milk?

[meager marsh]

She’s the cutest girl ever…. ALSO I KNEW SHE’D BE THE TYPE TO SAY OH NOES!!!!

Well

With my wife of course

My wife is a bit more cuter

Hehe

[trim gyro]

she doesn't appear to be worth using over other UR DDs, she's got stronk ASW and other than that just kind of mediocre, ASW you can get with other URs that you would be using anyway

[viscid nest]

cant drink it but still crave it

[serene niche]

[sleek cape]

I love milk

So good with cookies

[rustic sapphire]

A well spent ring crate

[silver bear]

I mean specifically on its own

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-thirsty-thursday-steve-austin-gif-23763187

[sleek cape]

And it brings Santa to my house

[meager vine]

they gave her the right personality for sure

[lyric stump]

Yeah, pretty decent buffs though...

[silver bear]

as a complimentary item its good

[light fable]

Kashino, Cowpens, and Kronshtadt.

[meager marsh]

Excuse you. What

[light fable]

Lots of selection

[sleek cape]

Nah animal cow milk

[uncut oyster]

ya heard me

[sleek cape]

Breast milk is good for babies though

[lyric stump]

Is kronshtadt good?

[sleek cape]

[stark fox]

Ehhhhhhh

[uncut oyster]

Not just for babies

[meager marsh]

How about we just never say that. Ever again

[uncut oyster]

Say what?

[meager marsh]

What you just said earlier

[placid gulch]

Kron's been helping me out with Dondon's grind that's for sure

[meager haven]

For a UR, no. For a ship in general, yes.

[serene niche]

and shes cute and hot

[lyric stump]

I see

[uncut oyster]

That ur waifu is annoyingly stupid it makes my eyes twitch

[silver bear]

Kronnie got powercrept fast

[meager marsh]

Me when I ragebait

[trim gyro]

she's the least good in the strongest class and tier in vanguard
so pretty good, but there are better boats

[nova elm]

Never even got her lmao

[sleek cape]

[timber fog]

God fucking damnit bruh, got wombo combo and get sore throat, flu and difficulty all in one day, but anyway, i'm back gang

[nova elm]

Good tank ig, outclassed by literal destroyers

[lyric stump]

At the moment she is the only UR vanguard I have besides sandy

[serene niche]

that side shot

omg

[sleek cape]

It’s an Iowa waiting for reactivation sir she’s just a little rusty nothing to bad

[normal acorn]

Average Azur Lane Event These Days:

[nova elm]

Crane move yo damn ahh, i wanna see the superstructure

[serene niche]

[lyric stump]

Btw, pasadena looks like she is collab from || nikke ||

[silver bear]

Little rust never hurt a girl

[timber fog]

@pastel oracle ah, i see u sir

[pastel oracle]

Great game

[meager haven]

Fr

[pastel oracle]

[trim gyro]

if only AL had those pixel sized hurtboxes

[nova elm]

Tetanus victims hearing this :

[sleek cape]

There’s no close shots sadly

[silver bear]

*shipgirl

[lyric stump]

Kronstadt or porter? I actually have 2 UR vanguard now

[nova elm]

Porter, she's cuter.

[meager haven]

Nothing wrong with using both

[lyric stump]

I have limited UR bulins

[meager haven]

Unless you mean who to level first, in which case, Lexi II

[nova elm]

Recession indicator

[lyric stump]

I spent 200 cubes already, no lexi

I'm out of cubes

[meager haven]

Damn, rip bro.

[rain valley]

it's a 3 week event, there's plenty of time

[nova elm]

May RNGesus forgive you

[lyric stump]

I'm thinking I should just save up for guam

I need vanguards

[merry robin]

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-jervis-indomitable-vanguard-gif-25793835

[meager haven]

If you have a good CB gun then I guess Kronk would be better? But if you’re going to save for Guam anyway then just wait.

[nova elm]

This vanguard?

[tranquil mural]

Still better than losing 600, last banner I heard smb used that much

[lyric stump]

I have the UR prototype gun from the proto shop.....which I now think is a bad choice....should have choose the tenrai

[sleek cape]

Barbie!!!

[merry robin]

I will report u if u keep calling me that

[tranquil mural]

SSR banners need a pity system

[sleek cape]

I’m a Barbie girl🗣️🔥🔥🔥 come on sing along I know u know the lyrics barb

[merry robin]

[meager haven]

The what? Proto shop has a CB gun? Thought it’s just the CA guns.

[sleek cape]

How does no one get it

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[lyric stump]

It could be equipped to krons....wait i will double check

[meager haven]

In a barbie worldddd

[merry robin]

U watch too much barbie it seems

[normal acorn]

I know the song, I'm just confused as to why it's even being talked about rn

[sleek cape]

Nah anybody knows the song

[meager marsh]

Barbies awesome

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

I call Barb Barbie

[placid gulch]

oi what about that
Barbie movies are peak

at least 2014 and before

[torn aspen]

[sleek cape]

Your outnumbered Barbie

Give it up

[meager marsh]

Cutie!!!!!

[meager haven]

She can, but a CB gun is still preferred.

[merry robin]

Hey Apri

[meager marsh]

I’m glad she never released earlier LMAO

[placid gulch]

gonna miss old Willy D

[meager marsh]

She looks so cute…..

[placid gulch]

hi barb

[meager haven]

Apri hello

[merry robin]

How u doin

[placid gulch]

hi kelp

[placid gulch]

happy

[merry robin]

i will be back

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/shirakami-fubuki-hololive-yabe-vtuber-gif-19227770

[merry robin]

Always be happy

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/seiyuucorner/status/2001670382412271811/photo/1

Seiyuu Corner (@seiyuucorner)

Happy birthday Yukina Shuto! 🎉

Let's wish her all the best @shutoyuki_1219

#YukinaShuto #首藤志奈 #首藤志奈生誕祭2025

X · Dec 18, 2025, 3:06 PM

[meager marsh]

CAN THE MORALE GO UP FASTER PLEASE…

[meager haven]

Femboy

[lilac merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/하루우라라-gif-26453523

[trim gyro]

Bronson has managed to invent an electric kettle that explodes when you boil water with it... genius

[rain valley]

new Barbie movie was so much fun
watched it with my mom

[meager marsh]

That’s so smart

[sleek cape]

Yup completely outnumbered Barb

[meager marsh]

You can use it as a disguised weapon and no one would suspect anything!!!!

[normal acorn]

Did you watch Oppenheimer too?

[trim gyro]

imagine if the germans had sold that to the british, there would be no more island

[rain valley]

nah

[normal acorn]

Dang

[lyric stump]

is this not good for her?

[merry robin]

I am retiring

[meager haven]

It’s good yeah

[sleek cape]

[meager haven]

But again, a CB gun is still preferred

[meager marsh]

YIPPPEEE

SO HOT SO COOL SO AWESOME

my gems are gonna evaporate

[lyric stump]

I think I don't have that. where can I get one?

[sleek cape]

None of my favorite girls get skins anymore

But it’s okay

[lilac merlin]

we dont get wholesome skins anymore

[merry robin]

Checkmate mate

[lilac merlin]

just horny 24/7

[sleek cape]

Sodak gets zero skins

[meager haven]

Primarily PR, Guam and Kronk event as well.

[sleek cape]

But I’m glad she doesn’t cause

The lewdness skins have now

[merry robin]

Ur banner is 24/7 horny.

[sleek cape]

Yeah I would NOT like to see her fucked up

[meager marsh]

We do sometimes…. Maybe not as much as you want but it does happen

[late shale]

Hmm

[pastel oracle]

👈

[serene niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450138862876885077/Azur_Lane_torpedo_loading.gif

[lilac merlin]

doesnt seem horny to me

[meager haven]

Birmi, my love.

[lyric stump]

Cool, guam event is near

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

Since your Westy you now have to main her in AL

[late shale]

I already got her 125 in game lol

[merry robin]

Niceee.

How she looks like

[meager marsh]

Your whole carpet only for $99? There is no English going on here

[merry robin]

I dont fucking know

[torn aspen]

[late shale]

Her guitar skin is very nice

[merry robin]

I dont remember her

My waif is Musashi

[serene niche]

im so ready for meck

[sleek cape]

Sodak here

[meager marsh]

MECKYYY

[sleek cape]

Sodak play piano and I like piano

[placid gulch]

time to try C2 again

[sleek cape]

Sodak awesome sauce

[merry robin]

Good luck

[sleek cape]

What about c4

You know

[meager marsh]

I want hers so bad but I might have to skip it…. Maybe I’ll get it on Black Friday (or never)

[sleek cape]

Kaboom

[late shale]

Hmm

[meager marsh]

Gonna take a whole year

[languid dawn]

yo

[ornate igloo]

That new skin is crazy

[sleek cape]

Get Westy in wows

[late shale]

I ain't spending money on wows

[languid dawn]

Prinz Eugen grow up

[sleek cape]

Lil credit card debt ain’t hurt nobody silly

[late shale]

I dont play that game enough anyways

[serene niche]

she grew

[languid dawn]

that so huge

[merry robin]

Eyyy. Wsg

[languid dawn]

Sushi floof

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Waif floof

[sleek cape]

Woah it’s the shinaner

[radiant cipher]

Hm

[languid dawn]

btw gn guys

i go to sleep

[placid gulch]

I just didn't finish C2 last night cuz I forgot to defear all enemies and got bummed out -w-

[languid dawn]

Cyaa

[glacial valve]

I already have the gems to buy it.
DEUTSCHLAND

[meager marsh]

I can buy eugens and my wifes, but I also want yorkys, meckys, and goudens….

Someone buy me more gems and I will be eternally grateful

[languid dawn]

btw, Aaron wish us have a good christmas next week

[glacial valve]

robs a bank

[serene niche]

[meager marsh]

[glacial valve]

[mental swift]

Why do I have lexington 2

and I'm still not happy about it

[sleek cape]

I will share my gems with you

[meager marsh]

yayyyyyyy

[glacial valve]

[merry robin]

[sterile wraith]

Who is Aaron?

[merry robin]

A guy who got banned

[meager marsh]

A-aron

[merry robin]

see ya chat. I gtg too

[frosty hull]

just a question, i doubt there are but are there any ways to buy gems for cheaper than in game? like are there websites?

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-comedy-central-keegan-aaron-skit-gif-4842542

[meager marsh]

They DO have a website to pay for gems

But only gems

Idk if it’s cheaper

[keen folio]

lmfao

aron the 3rd mutsuki guy eyy.

[meager marsh]

Heyyy… I already did that joke….

[dark solstice]

i got a friends request from him again seems he aint on the server no more hmm

[sterile wraith]

I see

[meager marsh]

Who even was this guy I forgot

[sleek cape]

Walter white

[keen folio]

he already got banned as Barb said iirc

[meager marsh]

Why did he get banned. now I’m curious

[meager marsh]

ohhhh

[frosty hull]

is it like a 3rd party site?

[meager marsh]

Okay I remember him

[dark solstice]

you dont wanna know

[trim gyro]

the annoying guy?

[meager marsh]

it’s their own official tging

[keen folio]

pretty much.

[meager marsh]

lemme send a link to it

[mental swift]

ah yes the one who pricks on anything

[keen folio]

fortunately its very easy to ragebait that mf.

send him the mutsuki and yall are set.

at least that's what i remembered.

[trim gyro]

what did he get banned for, age?

[mental swift]

Probably the reason why I'm not happy even after having Lexington 2 is probably because the joy of it couldn't overshadow my dramas I'm involved in

[keen folio]

bro got banned for picking up a fight against a mod

[keen folio]

something like that.

[meager marsh]

Yeah LMAOOO this one time we were all talking about forcefemming him and he got pissed. Idk if it was joking pissed but it didn’t seem like it whatsoever so

[mental swift]

Anything to get him banned tbh

Good riddance

[frosty hull]

ah okay

[meager marsh]

Idk if I can send links here. Can someone confirm

[mental swift]

PIC PERMS

[lament palm]

Dude was annoying but saying anything to get him banned is cringe

[mental swift]

ARE BACKKKKKKK

[meager marsh]

YESSSS

[mental swift]

YEAHHHHHH BOIIII

[keen folio]

too bad he cant back up shit. not even a counterargument.

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/short-circuit-short-circuit-2-bad-humans-johnny-five-bad-humans-johnny-five-gif-8008217000548073540

[glacial valve]

[keen folio]

well anyway. goodbye to him. he won't be missed.

[mental swift]

Total pulls it took me to get lexi

Not even an even number

Lmfao

[uncut breach]

i read the qoutes for amagi cv, and holy it makes me want her so much more.

[mental swift]

Yeah I called it

[mental swift]

URs are the best AND they're easy to get
SSRs are useless and they're harder to get
SRs are useless as fuck and they're hard as fuck to get

[rain valley]

SSRs definitely aren't useless

[merry robin]

Eyyy arcanum. Brotha

[teal girder]

murm is useless

[mental swift]

Compared to URs they are 🤔

[keen folio]

ayy Barb. mah brotha. 🤝

[meager haven]

Lmao

[rain valley]

you pair them with URs

[mental swift]

What about full UR

[dark solstice]

UR's are boring

[merry robin]

[dark solstice]

gotta use all sheeps

[teal girder]

game should be like...

[meager marsh]

9 more 9 more 9 more 9 more

[teal girder]

if full UR, remove oil cap

[uncut breach]

amagi cv is not boring take that back raaah (im messing with you or am i)

[keen folio]

||world 21|||| jk ||

[meager haven]

They should just add a coin tax when using URs

[mental swift]

smh smh

[uncut breach]

heck nah

[meager marsh]

No thanks I’m good

[teal girder]

gem tax

[rain valley]

that'd be funny
force people to actually read skills and find pairings that work

[dark solstice]

she is okayish

[meager haven]

Holy peak game balance

[meager marsh]

Azur lane if it became greedy

[uncut breach]

shes my wife

[teal girder]

I've been saying, give nukes

but costs gems

[mental swift]

WHO CARES ABOUT GAMEPLAY WHEN YOU GOT THE BEST

[frosty hull]

another question, if you buy the 600 gems and get double gems, do you still get double gems for all the other gem amounts?

[keen folio]

AL becoming a p2w game gonna be the greatest update of all time

[dark solstice]

i have her oathed too

[keen folio]

EA style.

[meager haven]

Yes

[rain valley]

waifu > meta

[peak knoll]

Peak

[mental swift]

Hold up I never said anything about designs

[meager haven]

Every x2 gem is separate with each deal. They also reset every anni, which is like August 21st for us or something.

[teal girder]

waifu the meta

[mental swift]

Only about usage

[viscid nest]

each pack has 2x

[mental swift]

SSR designs are good

[keen folio]

no way. its the mecklenkek!

[mental swift]

Like peak at some points

But that's what they are

[carmine night]

Mooo

[mental swift]

excluding some meta stuff like

[meager marsh]

She needs an oath skin (so does Willy (and Z52….(not before my wife though)

[mental swift]

Aquila zuihou unicorn

For the record

[rain valley]

waifu > meta
for gameplay

[carmine night]

[meager haven]

Oite is actually a UR

[teal girder]

which universe

[peak knoll]

Yes, man im so happy she got such a good skin, cant wait for it to go live so I can get it. Love the leg cross

[meager haven]

This one

[mental swift]

stop putting your useless veteran logic into me

[meager marsh]

HER HAIR IS SO FLOWY AND SHES SO BEAUTIFUL RAHHHH

THESE SKINS ARE PEAK

[keen folio]

[meager haven]

Meck bull* skin

[mental swift]

veterans drive the up and comers into anywhere

[mental swift]

*Macklemore skin

[carmine night]

Agreed

[meager haven]

Mackerel skin

[covert flicker]

Any opinions?

Raiden Musashi sweeps the vote.... somehow

[meager haven]

Saratoga

[meager marsh]

I don’t knowwwww

[keen folio]

makaron

[mental swift]

Wait until the finals

Or special vote

[meager haven]

Blucher being 6th is kinda surprising ngl

[elder spire]

Can I be the stuffing in a Cowpens Gouden sandwhich, pls and thnx

[meager marsh]

Can you keep the votes? Like will it transfer over to the next round?

[mental swift]

apparently NO