al-general

[oblique sinew]

🏮 there are no new guild features in ba sing sei 🏮

[dark solstice]

Lol the day before EoS

[oblique sinew]

Tell your guild leader then

[dark solstice]

April 2nd will be EoS,year unknown

[oblique sinew]

theres a few others

[wooden lake]

When the world goes upside down

[oblique sinew]

but theyre all garbage

[meager marsh]

You can change it??????

[oblique sinew]

yea

[meager marsh]

I never knew about this

[wooden lake]

They down usually reply T-T

[meager marsh]

Why did no one tell me

[teal girder]

the world is upside down half of the time

[wooden lake]

TwT

[oblique sinew]

Siren Subjugation I/II/III Defeat 60/180/300 enemies
Sea Sector Sweep I/II/III Obtain 15/45/75 victories
Materials Contribution I/II/III Contribute materials 3/9/15 times
Guild Operation I/II/III Participate in 1/3/5 Guild events

[dark solstice]

Aussies are a tough bunch, how many years have they been able to hang on for

Or are they on the top side in reality 🤔

[oblique sinew]

like i said theyre kinda.. bad though

lmao

[wooden lake]

Time to play War thunder

[neat matrix]

Is GL getting a L2D soon?

[stiff forum]

Infantry dropped

gameplay

[dark solstice]

I hear they adding ground forces to Warthunder

[sharp swan]

Can we threaten the green shop creature

[stiff forum]

On their official

[stiff forum]

https://www.youtube.com/live/lqMQ1FR5v6s?si=tlKrHfQA1LUanAzN

[wooden lake]

New game?

Oooh

[stiff forum]

Game mode

[dark solstice]

I can maybe run around with a piat 🙏🏻

[sharp swan]

The green shop creature stopped sending me mail.

[stiff forum]

I can research gun bro

[glad plover]

GUYS! I GOT HER! I GOT THE COW GIRL!!!!!

[devout bough]

now milk her

[dark solstice]

Drive this gun instead of tank

[glad plover]

I was so happy to, cost me like 30k but it was worth it

Man, I LOVE kashino

[stiff forum]

It looks like battlefield

[sharp swan]

Did you get lexi II or anyone else

[teal girder]

pig is here

[ember spindle]

ok proposition
enty 2 as a frontline carrier owing to her ridiculous speed, followed by nimitz

[wooden lake]

100 cubes down the drain no lex2 yet

[dark solstice]

I would love anti tank guns added to that game

[glad plover]

I got lexi 2 and pasadena

[sharp swan]

Nice

[stiff forum]

Rpg

[wooden lake]

I meant was release date T×T

[sharp swan]

Pasadena was all i needed

[devout bough]

i am!

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[wooden lake]

If it does happen

[glad plover]

I'm so dissapointed with lexi 2, I mean. On paper shes fine, but the devs clearly want her to be faction fleet AND she has no cover fire

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is fun

[wooden lake]

Just give her some

[glacial arch]

Updating the usb with the Christmas songs.

So far I've sneaked in padoru and AL intro

[glad plover]

I plan on adding her to my aa van with eldridge and sandy

[dark solstice]

Nah actual anti tank guns, like my beloved 17 pounder I can hide in a bush and take out everything before the damn artillery strikes

[sharp swan]

Her skill is fun to use when you have a ton of BBs to fire at once

[signal delta]

We get new NPC?and both is hot?

[glacial arch]

[glad plover]

....Bb's you say....

[wooden lake]

Man my back team is just yorktown, essex and nj T-T

[dark solstice]

Cover fire? Like the old one ? Essex didn't need that

Or is Lexi 2 not an Essex?

[sharp swan]

I plan on creating a team with Kearsarge, NJ, Fargo and Pasadena

[wooden lake]

Good enough because yorktown works well with essex due to her ability

[glad plover]

B-but the mobbing....

[opal karma]

Now I realized "Project Identity" is not the game
It's the key to unlock my hidden power
"Asian Parenting"

[sharp swan]

Dunno who else will go in that team

[stiff forum]

There's a suit you can hide in bushes it's on the game

[teal girder]

cocodad

[glad plover]

Don't have fargo, I CAN get kearsage but I really want the CB agi rn

[wooden lake]

Kearsage is better than nj?

[opal karma]

r

[sharp swan]

They're entirely different

[dark solstice]

I love bushes

[signal delta]

If the skill not good for mobbing

This maybe sounds crazy to hear

Maybe she a boss killer

[wooden lake]

Because I plan to replace her with kearsage

[sharp swan]

Kearsarge is a carrier

NJ is not

[wooden lake]

Doesn't she also use main guns?

[glad plover]

Lmao, asian parenting is beating tf outta your child if they misbehave but for some reason thedevs won't add it in

[signal delta]

She a BBV

[wooden lake]

Yeah,

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/madman-futurama-bender-hes-a-madman-gif-15696875

[nova elm]

Jokes on you that was testing footage for the bitterest lemon

[wooden lake]

I can have bb while providing air support still

[glad plover]

...I mean, eh. The stats...Eh there are better cv's that I have, that I WANT to use. Like shinano

[dark solstice]

I just got hit over the head here and sadly I can confirm that's not how you level up your skills

[signal delta]

The stat

[wooden lake]

Shinano skin

[signal delta]

It's almost 2026,and you still thinking about the stat

[blissful oxide]

finally got lex2 in 80 pulls

[signal delta]

[rose spire]

Shit

[nova elm]

Fanum tax

[wooden lake]

Gj

[signal delta]

Nice

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[dark solstice]

Shinano ? You ding hab Formi ? Shocking

[glad plover]

Lol. Getting hit over the head is one of the better ones. Ever been forced to kneel in front of an altar on hard wood floor while having to watch one incese stiick slowly burn out?

[blissful oxide]

smol

[stiff forum]

Kearsarge is a fucking bbv

[teal girder]

it's called the timeout corner

[wooden lake]

Still need to earn 5 cubes and 6k coins to do my 6th pull

[wooden lake]

Ik

[glad plover]

I misread that as bbw for a moment

[nova elm]

Good luck lmao

[stiff forum]

Comparing battleship carrier with bb is crazy work

[dark solstice]

Nah but I did meet wooden spoon or once the stereotypical Homer Simpson choking bart thing

[stiff forum]

Dw my keyboard really auto corrected that

[glad plover]

lmao

[wooden lake]

I don't know how kearsage works yet okay, I'm still learning T×T

[stiff forum]

Got bbw= bbv

[glad plover]

LMAO

[dark solstice]

I deserved that one tbf

[nova elm]

Dafuq did you do

[stiff forum]

She will carry planes too even as a battleship

[dark solstice]

Rather not say but it was bad

[glad plover]

Oof, what did you do to warrant such agressviness? Did you throw a cheery bomb down a schoopl toilet lol?

[glad plover]

Ok, my bad sorry

dind't see it

[wooden lake]

I get that part but does she still shoot like a battleship or use planes as a carrier?

Or both

[nova elm]

oh man.

[nova elm]

Both.

[stiff forum]

Both

[wooden lake]

Thank you my question is answered

[stiff forum]

She will do the both job

[glad plover]

Hot take, but cowpens doenst even look that good.

[wooden lake]

Then nj is now in my 3rd team

[stiff forum]

Her skin looks tho 💀

[nova elm]

A normal human opinion? This cant be

[glad plover]

Nj is good cause she has an ability that fires inot a another battle when her fleet isn't engaged

[wooden lake]

Bye bye nj, she was my damage delear for 3 years T×T

[dark solstice]

I need to get clevebro meta

[wooden lake]

Which?

[nova elm]

Same, and willy D

[stiff forum]

It's only l2D

Good one

[wooden lake]

Ik but I'm trying to make my fleet into an all carrier fleet

[glad plover]

I mean, yea sure. I guess. I have no hard feelings for it. It's nice, but not something worth breaking the bank for

[meager marsh]

Her skin? I think it makes her look 10x better than her default

[nova elm]

.__. why don't you use the fluffy trio?

[glad plover]

Oh yea, I meant her degulat skin lol

[nova elm]

Degulat

[wooden lake]

What now? O-O

[glad plover]

Ah I see, thats gonna be fun once you figure out the logistics

[still spire]

I got Lexington

Lexington I

[nova elm]

Sounds like chocolate...

[dark solstice]

We buying both in the shop if I can be assed

[still spire]

: /

[signal delta]

She look hotter than usual

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[glad plover]

tehe

[wooden lake]

Sad

[nova elm]

The Japanese.

[wooden lake]

MY WAIFU T-T

[mental swift]

Hakuhou yorktown essex

[burnt idol]

Oh wow this is me

[mental swift]

Nothing except that

[dark solstice]

Takagi was sharing footage above and pics

[wooden lake]

Akagi kaga and another fox?

[nova elm]

Better yet :

3 Essex.

[wooden lake]

Oooh

[mental swift]

You're yorktown 2?

[nova elm]

But game can't do that because its op

[burnt idol]

Yes, in the flesh.

Let me send a selfie

[dark solstice]

Who is me and if you are Me who is You? 🤔

[burnt idol]

There

[glad plover]

you can't put 3 essex in a fleet? wtf manjuu fix your shitty game

[nova elm]

Amagi, Haku, and I forgot the other one.

[signal delta]

[burnt idol]

You can tho

[glad plover]

maybe this is why you made 40k off of us markets last quarter

[nova elm]

Fr fr

[wooden lake]

I'mma just put 3 essex class ships so yorktown can use her 8% decrease on the plane launch

[burnt idol]

You can do essex + york2 + lexy2

[nova elm]

Tell me you secret o magicman.

[glad plover]

Oh word? shit i'm wrong then mb

[wooden lake]

Oh

[mental swift]

that's not a selfie, send me a full size png

[nova elm]

Trash team. We need only Essex.

[devout bough]

why would you want 3 sexes in a fleet though

[nova elm]

Essex is the Truth, amen

[teal girder]

punch her

[wooden lake]

Sounds solid to me

[signal delta]

Because she hot

[burnt idol]

Oh you mean 3 ESSEX I thought you meant her and her sisters

Smh

[nova elm]

:<

[mental swift]

York2 is essex class right

[nova elm]

Yup

[burnt idol]

I can't say I am a true essex devotee because I dont have franklin

[wooden lake]

Yes

[burnt idol]

Yes

[sinful vapor]

Cleo

[signal delta]

I can put 3 Cleveland

Normal Cleveland,meta Cleveland and smol Cleveland

[mental swift]

hmmm

[burnt idol]

All of the II type cvs so far are of the essex class

[nova elm]

You only need to pray to Essex for the Essex buff

[signal delta]

John

[wooden lake]

I'm more of a york town class lover than any other class

[burnt idol]

It is because the essex class borrows a lot of the older uss carrier names

[sinful vapor]

Smol

[mental swift]

what ships are in the york class

[lament palm]

Essex spreads like a virus

[glad plover]

I'm about ready to spam speacial cause I NEED HORNET 2

[lament palm]

Eventually, they will all be Essex

[nova elm]

Yorky, Enty, Hornet

[wooden lake]

Just yorktown ent and hornet

[nova elm]

Oh no

[wooden lake]

Not enterprise

[signal delta]

Well,the Yorktown class ofc

[lament palm]

She will too

[teal girder]

how aobut the Indep?

[signal delta]

[nova elm]

Wait York the US? Or York the British?

[mental swift]

Indep is indep class

[teal girder]

York the town

[nova elm]

Pretty sure shes like the only one rn

[mental swift]

[wooden lake]

I thought she was decommissioned and became an enterprise class on her own in modern era?

[mental swift]

Wrong, Cowpens is indep class too

[nova elm]

Oh forgot she now exist.

[late shale]

Bois Belleau is an Independence class

[mental swift]

she isn't even american

[teal girder]

wut

[nova elm]

We don't count fr*nch

[signal delta]

Cowpens is CVL not CV

[late shale]

Yeah she is, she was just sold to french and renamed Bois Belleau lol

[sinful vapor]

[teal girder]

CV with Large booba?

[nova elm]

Yeah soo funny story, Inde is CVL...

[glad plover]

Thats preety balssy, selling a dead ass CV lmao

[wooden lake]

I can see that right now > (lex2)

[sinful vapor]

oh Belleau Wood

[devout bough]

You fool, Iris women are the best in the world!!!!!

[mental swift]

York2 too

and hakuhou

[signal delta]

BRO I LITERALLY SAID THAT

[sinful vapor]

he right

[wooden lake]

Yup

[nova elm]

Oh no I've summon the pig

[signal delta]

That the core of my messages

[nova elm]

I must run.

[wooden lake]

Didnt get hakuhou

[sinful vapor]

just like Murm was Milwaukee

[wooden lake]

She didnt come home

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-gif-6045673925874027287

[burnt idol]

Hakuhou tuah

[still spire]

ngl Birmingham skin lookin good

I love clothed women

[mental swift]

aw

[late shale]

Bataan and Princeton are also Independence class carriers

[nova elm]

Oh wow I'm an idiot, again

[signal delta]

[mental swift]

i got Hakuhou mlb today

[burnt idol]

Me too!

[mental swift]

YEAHHHHHHH

[sinful vapor]

Batman!

[mental swift]

now I replaced york2

[wooden lake]

Nice

[mental swift]

with her

[sinful vapor]

[wooden lake]

Sadly some ships takes a long time to put back in the gacha pulls

Especially Laffey 2...

[mental swift]

Wait 2 years till rerun and 3 years till perma

[sinful vapor]

San Jacinto also Indep class

[devout bough]

3 years. it's 3 years.

All of them are

[mental swift]

SHES COMING HOME THIS JANUARY

[wooden lake]

I'mma be gone at that time

[wooden lake]

YES

YES

[signal delta]

It's always 2 years

[nova elm]

R.I.P to our comrade. Aorin the muchy monster.

[devout bough]

2 years rerun 3 years perma no?

[wooden lake]

I just want to gobble to ease this pain T×T

[mental swift]

Yeppers

[meager marsh]

I wonder what they’re gonna do with the shop UR’s….

I’m assuming just put em in the build pool but

[wooden lake]

Not sure

[meager marsh]

Who knows

[mental swift]

Hakuhou is also pretty meta in exercize

[meager marsh]

If they make a special shop or something I’m gonna be a little worried

[sinful vapor]

pvp exists?

[signal delta]

[wooden lake]

Alright gtg, need to play some war thunder my f4u corsair is waiting

Bah bah

[mental swift]

asynchronous

[nova elm]

Congrats :

Your wish has been granted and now they're protocore ships. Their price?

5000 cores and your soul.

[sinful vapor]

[nova elm]

[mental swift]

wrong

they're not protocore ships

they're just core ships

[oblique sinew]

50 builds seems too many for these meh characters

[mental swift]

core as in core data

[burnt idol]

They're ships

[burnt idol]

Lexington II is worth all the pulls

[oblique sinew]

why

[sinful vapor]

now I know what to call Bois Belleau when I oath her soon.....Belleau Wood

[solid whale]

boobs

[nova elm]

I forgot what those were named lmao

[mental swift]

Lexington 2 is the mommy

[burnt idol]

Pretty pink mommy

[oblique sinew]

lmao

who will just gather dust

[nova elm]

Cant you just call her Boi? Or Baby?

[mental swift]

Nah

[sinful vapor]

Wood

better

[mental swift]

oh wait

[oblique sinew]

wdym nah

[mental swift]

you play umamusume more than azur lane

of course it's gonna eat dust

[oblique sinew]

i just dont change my fleet

why would i need to fix whats not broken

Cleo!

do i need to build cleveM?

[mental swift]

What is your fleet even

[burnt idol]

It is your choice

She's mid

Not bad

[oblique sinew]

is she drop?

[burnt idol]

Not great

[burnt idol]

Ye

D3 drop

[oblique sinew]

then no

[burnt idol]

And shop ship

[mental swift]

i got her from pull 😭

[burnt idol]

William d porter is the shop ur

[glad plover]

OOORAH MARINE CORPS!!!! 1234 UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

[oblique sinew]

70 pulls

[burnt idol]

She's also mid

[oblique sinew]

Porter is the best looking girl tho

[sinful vapor]

70 pulls net me 2 Lexi2

[leaden shore]

worth to get her or nah

[leaden shore]

ill probably just get for tech points

[sinful vapor]

[burnt idol]

Ofc still worth getting in

[mental swift]

guam tier design for porter

porter robinson

[devout bough]

eeewww

she escaped from America

don't remind her of it

[burnt idol]

However as she stands she's likely a lower priority ur for you to raise

[blissful oxide]

its cleo

its the lex2

[bold hare]

[mental swift]

clio

[leaden shore]

i mean i only have a couple anyway

[mental swift]

Renault clio

V6

[oblique sinew]

foka

[blissful oxide]

synd

[sinful vapor]

wrrt

[burnt idol]

I have about 6 or 7

[bold hare]

J hn

[leaden shore]

oh no...

[sinful vapor]

been ages

[blissful oxide]

john

[burnt idol]

Mothafoka

[sinful vapor]

hah

[oblique sinew]

wtf does lex2 even do

[burnt idol]

Shes like implac

[nova elm]

67?

[devout bough]

hello manjuu
it's me piggy
i need faiv bilion oath rings
to oath iris women

[oblique sinew]

dude thats so much reading

[sinful vapor]

If I do not see you again in 2025, merry xmas and a happy new year

[leaden shore]

i need a skin for ulrich

all her skins so skimpy

[nova elm]

Be inferior to essex duh.

[burnt idol]

She freezes ships and is specialized against light armor content

And uh

A lot of self-survivability

[bold hare]

🎄 🍾

[oblique sinew]

nothing interesting to me got it

[nova elm]

So... American Peter Strasser?

[devout bough]

pvp able?

[meager marsh]

Oh okay. Worth it

[burnt idol]

Probably?

[devout bough]

more like Yorktown 3 amirite haha

[burnt idol]

Idk how the pvpers feel about lexi

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

If the enemy isnt battleships

Im running a 3 BB PvP team, i dont think ill die to Yorky 2

[oblique sinew]

just not feeling it

[burnt idol]

Have u ever ran against a glorious meta or nakhimov fleet

[nova elm]

Well not yet since i haven't fought anyone

[devout bough]

i'm feeling it

i'm gonna lane

uugghhhhhhhhh

[nova elm]

Nope, haven't seen that composition in ever

[devout bough]

basically every other fleet is running it how have you not seen it

[nova elm]

Im an Essex fan. I might be blind

[oblique sinew]

Commander, get on my rigging, quick! Going on an adventure with friends without you just feels sad!
get on my horse. my horse is amazing

[blissful stump]

Is there a part two of the story?

Seems incomplete lmao

Wait wrong channel

[burnt idol]

Those 2 are the best cvs to use

In pvp rn

Glorm can deflect dmg

[devout bough]

glorm

[sinful vapor]

glad AL is the only game I spend on

[devout bough]

Glorm is also very hot

have you seen her side boobs????

top tier side boob in game

[sinful vapor]

I got Lex2 skin from lucky bag

[oblique dove]

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238859470411534336/1451460060206338110/image.png?ex=69464105&is=6944ef85&hm=fdf1fe427124016455a6ae3dcd1c5dbf5628065a14340e1da82634b184d1969e&

[burnt idol]

My boobs are very sided yes

[devout bough]

it's not about the size

it's about the shape and form

and Glorm's are top tier

[devout bough]

i wish i were you

[sinful vapor]

and the rerun lucky bag net me more gems since I got almost all of the skins from there

[restive ivy]

I wanna buy yorktown 2 skin but i dont have her in my docks

[devout bough]

she's gone permanent

i think

did she?

[restive ivy]

Never bought a lucky bag before, is it just random skins?

[nova elm]

Imma do PvP rn

[restive ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-seseren-dizzy-shiratsuyu-gif-6223430544706286041

[sinful vapor]

from a certain list pertaining to that bag

[meager marsh]

Speaking of, I wonder if they’ll put in all of the rest of the skins that’ll come in the second wave for lucky bag b….. they didn’t put in yorky for the first one but i think it’s cuz it’s a dual skin. Or they wanted 6 skins total idk

[sinful vapor]

but yea random

[devout bough]

York 2 is permanent

you can just get her

from construction points

[restive ivy]

Ah so i gotta at least have the ships

[sinful vapor]

not really

[restive ivy]

Wait what

[sinful vapor]

you can still get skin without the ship

[meager marsh]

I can confirm as someone who bought many skins for ships I don’t own (yet) LMAO

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238859470411534336/1451460898114895962/Screenshot_20251219_152711_Azur_Lane.jpg?ex=694641cc&is=6944f04c&hm=54b847cfb5916da424a04a11de788180c123b921b878f9d292d3c6446fb76251&

[restive ivy]

Yeah but how would you use it

[restive ivy]

Holyshut

[meager marsh]

You use it once you get the ship

[nova elm]

Should I get Yorky or should I get Shinano hmmm... Decisions decisions....

[devout bough]

i prefer Yorky

she's cute

Shinano is also cute

[meager marsh]

Or you can interact with the special stuff in the skin section, there a thing where you can look at all the skins you own

[devout bough]

but i think Yorky is cuter

[nova elm]

That's seals the deal for me

Aight sold

[meager marsh]

Only for L2D’s/+/dual/whatever with special interactions tho

[restive ivy]

Well do you want a motherly figure or not

[devout bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238859470411534336/1445355086795767909/Nemesis_ST2.png?ex=6945cc12&is=69447a92&hm=0ef69d3d800bc8487e63e6fee33227aadf12018caf38254289f99977d431e589&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=736&height=939

need French spaceships

girls

[nova elm]

Idk my docks are British. The only American rn is Essex and || Enterprise, but we don't talk about that ||

[restive ivy]

I almost bought ulrich skin before i got her with this kind of thought, then i got her 2 years later

[teal girder]

she looks like the laser tag game

[restive ivy]

A whole british dock? 😭

[devout bough]

yes

[teal girder]

hit the weak spots

[nova elm]

Mostly British.

[devout bough]

she has 3x 3 Megawatt laser turrets

[restive ivy]

Who is this?

[meager marsh]

I bought lutzows skin and I got her after THREE YEARS. And I don’t regret it but it doesn’t feel as cool as it used to anymore

Since there’s cooler l2ds

[nova elm]

I'll upload it on trophy if you want

[meager marsh]

[teal girder]

so was that before or after oath skin

[devout bough]

SA-225 Nemesis, a French space ship girl from The Lunar War

[meager marsh]

Before, it’s the vampire one lol

[teal girder]

the dead bodies one

[meager marsh]

Yes

[teal girder]

lol

[meager marsh]

I liked it a lot…

[teal girder]

worth

[meager marsh]

The only reason I played the game

Well maybe not the only but

It was the main reason

[teal girder]

her oath looks comfy too lying down

[meager marsh]

YEP!!! I wanna oath her soon. Need another ring tho, I’m gonna use this one for Willy LMAO

I need to win.

[teal girder]

dont willy

[meager marsh]

I will willy

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1448641062804525156/MOON_WAR_NOW.mp4?ex=6945e2df&is=6944915f&hm=ab577acd3af186eed92df5357a9548eaccc9d826eb59be1882fbe5d2438122aa&

[teal girder]

rename her WIlly WONKA

[blissful oxide]

dang lex 2 special touch

[serene elm]

huh

[devout bough]

she's pent up fr

[serene elm]

hello pig

[devout bough]

hi pit

[blissful oxide]

hi pit

[devout bough]

hi pit

[serene elm]

hi

[ivory oyster]

what pit are u?

[blissful oxide]

ice pit

[devout bough]

pig pit

[glad plover]

Oh shit re is here!

hi Re

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450306971654815824/su30sm2.gif

[restive ivy]

What is this this looks cool

[ivory oyster]

ello

[restive ivy]

How planes in ace combat move

[glad plover]

are you well

[restive ivy]

Hellow

[oblique sinew]

hm?

Wanna try my powered-up home cooking? You can taste the fruits of all my lessons with Vestal!

[ivory oyster]

offday today, consider quite well...spiritually

[oblique sinew]

isnt...

vestal bad at cooking

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1445369479797280903/Nemesis_Rising_V2.mov?ex=6945d979&is=694487f9&hm=3a303d4029e45f3f3f8f4e7f2f55bcb34b3f60c434191154622bb6611e9260c3&

[worthy dawn]

no

[glad plover]

Oh yea, something about you not bwing able to quit for 3 months, well thats good to hear

[sacred oak]

Where do you think hospital food comes from

[oblique sinew]

[restive ivy]

Give me the name bruh 😭

[ivory oyster]

its not about quitting or what tho. althought yes, working is tiring

[blissful oxide]

hi paid actor

[hearty salmon]

I’m gonna shove 6 or 7 50 bmg rounds through you.

[oblique sinew]

[jaunty adder]

shudda up

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-agir-commander-shut-up-gif-5209518551596314180

[oblique sinew]

you and me. parking lot right now

ill put you in your place

[glad plover]

Im pretty sure I inhaled a fuck ton of plastic smoke yesterday due to my mothers youngest sona ccidently leaving a rice cooker on a heated stove and melting like a shit ton of plastic on it and I decided to melt the fucking thing off myself and scrape it

[oblique sinew]

[jaunty adder]

i dont swing that way

[sacred oak]

Reported for underage

[jaunty adder]

[oblique sinew]

you cant catch these hands

[devout bough]

i did give you the name though, The Lunar War

[sacred oak]

[glad plover]

Ah I see, well hopefully this even well heal you. I got pasadena, lexi 2 AND Kashino!

[devout bough]

it's an independent art project basically

[modern yoke]

[devout bough]

so just short clips and concept art

i like it

[meager marsh]

Are you gonna start growling and shit

[ivory oyster]

lex 2 in 20 pulls yesterday

[jaunty adder]

GIB ME IMAGE PREMS
I WANNA SEND THIS GUY A I CANT FUCKING READ PIC

[modern yoke]

Dumbsex

[worthy dawn]

ez

[meager marsh]

I WANNA SEND MY WIDE

WIFE

[worthy dawn]

johnruthPaid

[glad plover]

Sweet

[meager marsh]

it’s night don’t judge

[oblique sinew]

give CBT role image perms only

[meager marsh]

I’m gonna sleep. Maybe

No I won’t actually I lied

[ivory oyster]

need some physical help for "sleeping"?

[restive ivy]

Ah i tried to google it and i only found vague results

[glad plover]

The thing is, anyone with half a mind can read tmy previous post . It's called logical thinking and context

[meager marsh]

I will bludgeon you

[devout bough]

Add Theo Bouvier

[ivory oyster]

no thanks i have a good nap myself

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-wide-walk-gif-25947591

[meager marsh]

No no no, allow me to put you into eternal sleep

[meager marsh]

Wide wif

[glad plover]

Trust me, I can read a lot of messed up stuff due to fanfic and chinese mtl novels

[meager marsh]

I’m gonna send

Wide

Wif

[ivory oyster]

i still havent found my love in 3rd-dimension yet, i dont need that, yet

[meager marsh]

We’re doomed………..

[glad plover]

Oh. Lmao I thought you were questioning my writing. My pride as a fanfic author wouldn't allow me to bare my fangs

[jaunty adder]

i cant read

[meager marsh]

You need it trust me

[ivory oyster]

guys, rmb to do opsi

[jaunty adder]

anyway merry christmas

[ivory oyster]

if u cant marry your crush, then marry christmas

[meager marsh]

My biggest crush is my wife

She’s real I swear

Okay you

Deleted

Whatever

[ivory oyster]

u need a crash instead

[meager marsh]

What’s a blue bull pill anyway

[rose spire]

Boobies

[jaunty adder]

gas station pills

[meager marsh]

What does this mean

[jaunty adder]

for truck drivers

[meager marsh]

Oh

[jaunty adder]

wink wink

[meager marsh]

[glad plover]

Shush, theres still a chance I can marry a young, hot rich heiress from a wealthy family in shang hai. Or a Corea idol

[ivory oyster]

prefer it car accident, maybe

[hearty salmon]

WHERE

[jaunty adder]

them lot lizards, gotta watch out

[rose spire]

In your face just dream hard enough

[jaunty adder]

[meager marsh]

You’re just mad I didn’t accept your “physical help for sleeping”

smh

Men…

[hearty salmon]

MY IMAGE PERMS

[jaunty adder]

IM GONNA DIE I HAVE 5% BATTERY

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/women-coffee-gif-3071216446933358258

[hearty salmon]

I WAS GONNA POST BIG BOOBIES

[jaunty adder]

CALL MY WIFE AND KIDS

[meager marsh]

Soooo resl

real

[glad plover]

I'm reading ATLA Aang x Azula fanfic and Luffy x nami fanifc while playing Azure lane right now, life is good

[meager marsh]

nice….. I only know one of those names

[rose spire]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[meager marsh]

Actually maybe I know two

[earnest condor]

got 10k points already

[meager marsh]

Yeah it’s easy lol

[glad plover]

...tbh, I didn't think anyone would acutlly read that lmao

[meager marsh]

Almost at 20k

[earnest condor]

i think clarence is nice

[glad plover]

How? dont your fleets get tired

[torn aspen]

Files image unlock back now

[oblique sinew]

oh the space crabs are back

[meager marsh]

Read your message? I mean, it’s really short so it’s not hard

Actually nvm

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[meager marsh]

People here can’t read more than five words

[glad plover]

no. I anticpated that chat would move way to fast so it would slip by

[earnest condor]

i'm only 45 gems short of the clarence skin ):

[meager marsh]

I just switch to different ships

[glad plover]

CLARENCE!!!!!!!

[meager marsh]

And add them to dorm

[glad plover]

Ah I see. I'm jelouas. I only have to fleets worth of ships that can do hard mode on d4 event maps

[meager marsh]

Thats the flat blue girl right?

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/torpedo-roomba-robot-explosion-engineering-gif-14654875418910933742

[meager marsh]

It’s okay…. You’ll get more eventually!!!!!

[meager marsh]

Willy core

[earnest condor]

yeah?

[rose spire]

[glad plover]

Thanks fren. The road is long, but I asm determined to walk it

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1451288291281469614/GIF_20251219_014629_910.gif

A HAH

A WORK AROUND

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-ayanami-gif-27217658

[hearty salmon]

I CAST

BIG

MASSIVE

JIGGLY

BOOBIES

[rose spire]

WOAH WOAH PEAK PEAK PEAK GIVE A WARNING FIRST

[hearty salmon]

ATTACHED TO…DA GIR

[rose spire]

[oblique sinew]

a work around sounds like skirting the rules

ban him!

[rose spire]

Gamer doesn’t deserve it

[oblique sinew]

he 100% does

get him chat

[rose spire]

Poor gamer

[hearty salmon]

[earnest condor]

clarence's dance animation is silly

[hearty salmon]

So be it then

[rose spire]

17 hours on this Elden ring playthrough and I’ve only killed godrick fuck yeah

[glad plover]

17 hours the fuk

Mans been running around cailed or someting

[rose spire]

I just been resting a grace and listening to music

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-enojado-molesto-newspaper-gif-15571434

[rose spire]

I think I’m bored of soul games now

[glad plover]

fair

[restive ivy]

You should try cruelty squad

[rose spire]

What’s that?

Nightreign on sale tho

[restive ivy]

Its an fps but its pretty weird

Just suggesting because of the weirdness is a contrast to the slow souls games

[rose spire]

Ion think it’s on Xbox

[restive ivy]

Oh sorry i thought you're playing pc

[rose spire]

Nah

Maybe I need to start a Bloodborne playthrough again

[restive ivy]

Idk whats on xbox

[rose spire]

Dam

[burnt idol]

I will manifest mpreg to exist in the al universe

[rose spire]

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/fu-xuan-gif-10529234032355174109

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/gerhman-bloodborne-gif-12785445493849017019

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/moonlight-ludwig-bloodborne-gif-21829853

My favourite BB boss

[elder spire]

pls tell me you're not playing a souls like with KBM at least

[rose spire]

Fuh no

[elder spire]

thank f

[rose spire]

Played all soulsborne never once used a kbm thats some cursed shit

[elder spire]

FR, love KBM for 95% of games, but controller is just better for certain genres like souls games

[rose spire]

At least pc players get mods tho

[elder spire]

I gotta play through stellar blade sometime soon, picked up like a week ago ish on sale but havent touched it yet

[echo harbor]

No Bunny Eugen

No Fun

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-video-game-fishing-minigame-stellar-blade-eve-gif-144658803614256506

[compact hound]

cowpenis

[sinful vapor]

[echo harbor]

Fatty

Man, I love my woman a bit chubby

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-drinking-milk-milk-jug-shaguille-oneal-first-we-feast-gif-14522787

[rose spire]

Believe it got a dlc with its final boss acting like Sekiro or sum like that

[tulip sable]

Cleared the entire banner in 40 pulls

[echo harbor]

70

[crisp elbow]

I don't have Cleveland META but the rest I got in 20 pulls, good enough IMHO

that said, man this popularity poll is on a landslide

Musashi is like three times the next position

[tulip sable]

ive gotten cleae meta twice already

[crisp elbow]

damb, nice

[dire kayak]

Dudes, I haven't properly read the story since Yorktown II's event, why are the Sirens helping us in the event map?💀

What did I miss

[crisp elbow]

too many to explain

[kindred summit]

You missed events

[rose spire]

Power of friendship

[dire kayak]

I just didn't read them, guess I got a lot of catching up to do in the memory archives

So they're not enemies anymore?

[timid mesa]

Chat, what's a difference between normal and META in term of Stats?

[kindred summit]

Depends

[crisp elbow]

you can try going to #al-lore ask for some explanation but like... Tl;dr, something about common enemy or something, the Sirens themselves aren't really a united faction and it's all mumbo jumbo

[kindred summit]

6 9

[tall bridge]

the got milk ad will fit cowpens really well

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[dire kayak]

My dumb ass missclicked, I thought it was AL lore

Aight, thanks

[crisp elbow]

[kindred summit]

[worthy dawn]

no idea

maybe someone in #gameplay-help knows?

or something

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-blt-sandwich-blt-turkey-sandwich-food-gif-8654087410867015292

[timid mesa]

It's simple question, If Normal one is okay then the META one is stronger version of it

[kindred summit]

You do you
I don’t treat them like that

[worthy dawn]

usually yeah

[timid mesa]

So what does it affect

[kindred summit]

Physics

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-gif-9355968

[tall bridge]

is the image lock gonna end anytime soon?

[dire kayak]

How come it was placed? Did some incident occur?

[tall bridge]

i have no idea

[timid mesa]

Reading story makes my brain fried, so I ain't read allat

[tall bridge]

theory of relativity is used to study and understandin the black hole

but, that stuff too complex for us

[leaden shore]

such a gooner game

i love it

[pliant gazelle]

That is titanic work thank you

[tall bridge]

at least, the only stuff we're supposed to learn for azur lane is history

for understandin the historical references of our shipgirls

[nova elm]

Just a slight increase

[kindred summit]

Essex don’t

[severe talon]

Anyone else getting "unkown error" and can't login?

[nova elm]

Essex yes!

[timid mesa]

I see i see

I recently Retrofitted segs

[nova elm]

Varies between ships, go ask #gameplay-help. They can memorize ship stats from Amazon all the way to Zenker

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-9700368484468127277

[nova elm]

Congratulations, now never use any ships except Essex for your main fleet ever again

[stiff forum]

i got eesex for the seven fucking time

just now

[nova elm]

Fuck yes.

My curse worked

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[stiff forum]

go away gimme my emo cat girl

[leaden shore]

why do u like essex

[nova elm]

Stoopied

[stiff forum]

cause he is eesex

[nimble dune]

damn, give one to me. i have none

[stiff forum]

femboy eesex

[leaden shore]

woah thats very rude

[ivory oyster]

i like the half end part of her name

[leaden shore]

it was a genuine question

[nova elm]

Yeah I like her because she's stoopied...

[leaden shore]

w skadi enjoyer

[nova elm]

What more do you want

[stiff forum]

does she acts like you do

[nova elm]

Okay moffo knows my acc, who are you evildoer

[leaden shore]

stoopied like stoopied okay i get it

[nova elm]

Im 2x more deranged that she is.

[stiff forum]

lol

[leaden shore]

i remember when AL still had some decency

[nova elm]

I remember when the best ship was Hood.

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/exusiai-the-new-covenant-arknights-yippie-gif-4934882651703129178

[daring turret]

[leaden shore]

she was good?

[nova elm]

Yeah, 75% barrage is deadly

Now it's 100%. More deadly, but outclassed

[leaden shore]

i remember her name

but i dont remember if she was good or not

just that everyone kept talking about her

[nova elm]

Oh man you need to play a full British team then, it's fun

[leaden shore]

i dont think my british team is good

i just know ive wanted FDG since PR2 release

and i havent gotten her

[nova elm]

I want to ragebait you, but I'm scared I'll accidentally summon the FdG lovers

[leaden shore]

go ahead

[stiff forum]

if u want to play with wood on wows good luck for getting fcked

fatass ship ez to detect

[leaden shore]

wow i literally have nobody for british

[nova elm]

I mean her HP is very good, just use her like a tank

[nova elm]

Wow heresy.

[kindred summit]

She needs good skins to show it off

[leaden shore]

Warspite, Unicorn, Ark all retro

[nova elm]

Corgi is good in PvP

[leaden shore]

DoY illustrious belfast theseus victorious neptune albion

thats it

[nova elm]

Albion is good, Neptune too

[stiff forum]

not really

[leaden shore]

oh i used Terror back in the day for her infinite darkness 😂

[nova elm]

That's a pretty good collection

[stiff forum]

with bigger hp she have weak armor belt

ez to citadel

[leaden shore]

Albion and Neptune at lvl 1 😂

i dont even remember when i got albion

[nova elm]

Albion is a good wave clearer, Neptune is basically Super Downes + Super Cassin

[leaden shore]

Neptune was my 2nd PR1 ship after Louis

imma pretend like i know what u just said

308/630 for FdG 💔

so cooked

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238859470411534336/1451483187485212733/image.png?ex=6946568f&is=6945050f&hm=b21b7ec66f790bf9448e7848dae4ce93b68a92ee9e36ba8656e8212434147c22&

she's so hot

[leaden shore]

real

https://tenor.com/view/honey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-1282001948151984021

[errant yew]

I got myself setup to buy rest of stuff tomorrow and grind more for blue prints

[errant yew]

I got a copy from drops so it makes it easier

[pliant gazelle]

It is crazy how cowpens is neigh shown that it is her milk while when it came to Kashino they never said that

[jaunty adder]

friend

[vital basalt]

any reference for pasadena interactions?

[glacial arch]

Why do we have to choose!?

I don't know if i should accept or refuse Helena's proposal!!!

T-T

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-yelan-yelan-genshin-impact-gif-25813520

[errant yew]

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-happy-miyabi-laugh-laugh-gif-5523255195478659010

[errant yew]

1 for ayanami to

[torn aspen]

Hi

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gigadzaki-gif-5638168237216116032

[errant yew]

How is it going

[strong lion]

G’day mate

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-osage-osage-chan-osagechan-osage-chan-gif-8662374250584064230

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-broke-firefly-hsr-gif-1774869573538960895

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cpr-resuscitation-wallet-no-money-broke-gif-9713575867456144648

[finite maple]

Shit I think I just skill issued

[rose spire]

Dark souls 3

[finite maple]

I won't be able to perfect D-2 as my Helena Retro is already struggling on D-1's boss node

and this bitch wanted to solo the world.

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/helena-azur-lane-helena-meta-gif-21703276

[finite maple]

I love Helena but she's so squishy

[weary trellis]

she needs a helmet

helmet thighs are deliciously squishy

[solar dome]

have gotten a trillion clevemet drops but not a single hvarcat I love this game

[finite maple]

I still don't know how to fleet build.

I kinda just put OP shit together and pray it nukes.

[turbid sleet]

they change the loading screen sprite to that of potter lmao

[thorny haven]

Read some skills ye

[finite maple]

It's a lotta gibberish sometimes

[sly briar]

Ok people

I just want to know

[ember spindle]

well because the milk at kashino's stall can't possibly be her own. she's so so not into the human cow milk thing - she shall be a kow of burden instead (see https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1341813925506846790/image.png)
whereas cowpens turns out to be a perfect fit for a milk kow, being named after the tiny little town of cowpens, south carolina, in turn named after the many cow pastures nearby

[sly briar]

Are we going to go the snowbreak route now in azur lane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWvZZM-hCs

[ember spindle]

hasn't al already been on that route since before snowbreak existed

[sly briar]

It was not this direct

There it was spicy yeah but it tended to be more subtle and contained

[finite maple]

I think refusing Helena's offer gave me Siren assistance on B and D stages, can't confirm, going off hearsay.

[sly briar]

xD

[finite maple]

A siren spawns with me to offer emotional support.

[sly briar]

I meant in the end Sirens were created to counter the METa effect

[finite maple]

Probably should've read the event story

[sly briar]

They are supposed to be more reliable shipgirls who are not going to turn against... humanity.... lets see how did it work out in the end

[finite maple]

I can change her.

[sly briar]

I mean...

Didnt just do project Unity?

[solid whale]

why is AL lore leaking

mods fix this now

[sly briar]

Like all the sirens are going there anyways

[solid whale]

[sly briar]

xd im purple your senior and a cosplayer. dont fight me xd (im kidding I love roon fight me) xd

[daring vale]

i think im gonna give up on trying to get cowpens

[solid whale]

[daring vale]

i got lexi 2 in 20 pulls. it's been 70 pulls and i cant get cowpens

seems pointless going further

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/saajiyuuni/status/2001916263929647518

aas (@saajiyuuni)

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[signal delta]

99% gambler quit before they hit jackpot

[shut crane]

are we winning yet?

[sly briar]

Anyways xd have a nice day people I need to do purple stuff

[sly briar]

Idk will

I heard Hawkzero retired. From the few CCs that remained in Azur Lane It was due to happen

I think the only one who is doing now constant content on Azur Lane aside from the paid sponsorships and dodgy "I like to remember Azur Lane exists" is pretty much Azur Lane Meta

[daring vale]

sunken cost fallacy

[leaden shore]

what in the bunny garden

[solid whale]

yo

who was the guy asking about the gouden skin

bro got his wish

[sinful vapor]

Golden Lewd

[shut crane]

but have you seen the kansas skin

https://tenor.com/view/america-explain-gif-11525000

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-of-oz-no-place-like-home-gif-13100843

[jaunty adder]

eww what the fuck

[solid whale]

[sinful vapor]

oh look it is a crab

[tired crown]

[stiff forum]

hm

gouden milf

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gigadzaki-gif-5638168237216116032

[topaz nest]

did they just mash the keyboard for the event enemy's names

[elder spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-lunch-lunchtime-hungry-starving-gif-21721521

[keen void]

wtf i manage to get both cleveland meta from event stage AND gacha

and for the love of it i could not get lexington 2 in gacha

is the 1.2% in the room with us?

[shut crane]

start building!

[keen void]

broke

[cinder lintel]

How long we finally got uss Wisconsin

[shut crane]

soon™

[modern walrus]

[rose spire]

Yamato

[sinful vapor]

I wonder if the next UR event will be French or Northern Parliament.....hmm

[rose spire]

Pc port

[rose spire]

I really want a NP event

[sinful vapor]

same

[viral matrix]

petropavlovsk

[rose spire]

New girl You want to be added?

[viral matrix]

that or novosibirsk

they're both pretty meta when it comes to cruisers

[rose spire]

Ooooo

[shut crane]

next ur event will be kms

[viral matrix]

its all fun and games till iosif stalin laser guides a petro's AP shells into your citadel

bonus points if youre a cheshire getting hit in the rear

because step-deck citadels were such a good idea churchill

[sinful vapor]

nah CN anni call dibs

[rose spire]

Don’t really want a KMS event

[shut crane]

well you're gonna get one and you're going to like it

[rose spire]

Please no

NOOOOOOOOO

Wait how you know it’s gonna be an Iron blood event?

Can you see into the future?

[viral matrix]

i know, its very sad

im more of a clausewitz guy myself

[shut crane]

with a 40 degree fever I've unlocked my 5th eye and can see the future now

[viral matrix]

so true

[rose spire]

Oof then

[rose spire]

Teach me how to unlock that power

[sinful vapor]

only 5 eyes....rookie numbers

[rose spire]

I mean I have 2 eyes

That’s good right?

[sinful vapor]

algen still img perms

[modern yoke]

Lock

[rose spire]

Watch me turn it back on

4

3

2

1

I lied

[elder spire]

Dw, next new UR event is most likely Russian

[glad plover]

I really want a east asia squadron event

[rose spire]

Fuck yeah wouldn’t mind another op Russian type of battleship like Soyuz

[rose spire]

Oh Shi we don’t have a UR dragon empire ship I think

[radiant cipher]

[rose spire]

Might need to check

[elder spire]

Nah, give me something peak to pair with Nakhi... too many fing UR BB's already

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[glad plover]

Havne't the added like, the majority of russian ships that saw ww2? they gonna need to pull from ww1 or russo jap war lol

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[elder spire]

that'll happen when we get a UR Tempesta

[glad plover]

I was refering to the german east asia squad, But I agree a DE UR would be poggers

[sinful vapor]

There are still Soyuz's last sister

[glad plover]

Oh sweet

[rose spire]

Fair we might be getting too much but I just love hot girls who can a fuck ton of damage

[rose spire]

OHHHH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT THAT FACTION

[sinful vapor]

Ukraina

[glad plover]

Guys, hear me out. UR aux ship

[rose spire]

Why we even have a pirate theme faction? Makes sense ig

[sinful vapor]

Gruziya can be used as a PR ship

[rose spire]

Anything can happen

[sinful vapor]

the fifth sister that was never made

[rose spire]

Poor sister

[radiant cipher]

They wouldnt dare to release Sovetskaya Ukraina right now lol

[rose spire]