al-general

[serene elm]

yup

[stiff forum]

mayb

[compact hound]

Like... I would rather Umapyoi Mackarelbird in her default skin than that thing

[stiff forum]

how many live 2d plus there?

[devout bough]

2 now so far

[serene elm]

3

[rose spire]

Think it’s the second

[devout bough]

• Yorktown dual form

[devout bough]

Gouden, Meck, and who?

[stiff forum]

3

[serene elm]

Eugen, Gouden and now this

[devout bough]

Eugen is L2D+ nice

[stiff forum]

wait i forgot bruh

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/goo-goo-babies-oguri-cap-uma-musume-super-creek-hop-on-gif-8433147873855891665

[stiff forum]

yes

[dim zephyr]

'''''''Maid""""

[serene elm]

expected

[devout bough]

Kanzas is nice

[silk sleet]

ngl the Eugen skin is the only for sure buy rn for me. Yorktown skin is edging close to be a sure also

[stiff forum]

GODNESS

[agile silo]

K a n s a s

[rose spire]

Did her thighs get bigger?

[serene elm]

no

she was big

[velvet vector]

rip wallet

[devout bough]

ok ok americans and your confusing same syllables

[stiff forum]

dude how tf it gotten bigger

[serene elm]

always has been

[rustic sapphire]

WHO IS THIS

[mossy pivot]

Bruh, I can't imagine Kansas as anything but a fucking Mancubus anyway

[stiff forum]

kanASS

[devout bough]

honestly Kansas' looks nice

[stiff forum]

kansas

[rose spire]

Oh I guess I’m just blind

[mossy pivot]

Whoever played WoWS AND Doom gets it

[rancid compass]

gotten bigger by eating plently, how else

[molten fjord]

reddit gonna complain again

[rustic sapphire]

Oh the one with big thighs

[devout bough]

i thought Kansas was more toned ngl

[molten fjord]

[serene elm]

not bad Kansas but sadly she is a motion as usual of the PR's

she would had been perfect in a L2D+

[mossy pivot]

She's WAY phatter in her home game

[agile silo]

No...ALO Reddit will be placed by a NSFW tag again

[molten fjord]

all of them skins need l2d+

[serene elm]

but normal PR never gets L2D

[devout bough]

is this supposed to be...

?

[rough vapor]

yes

[stiff forum]

damn shes big

[serene elm]

only after December skins if they even get one

[rancid compass]

fat yea

[serene elm]

she had a shiny thing there yes

[stiff forum]

gouden gave her spell

[silk sleet]

Also can't believe i predicted a Prinz Eugen bunny girl back in 2022

[serene elm]

like Gouden

[devout bough]

huh.

[devout bough]

surprise Richelieu skin

let's go

[devout bough]

extra fat

[serene elm]

not so hard was expected

[mossy pivot]

That's Kansas

[rancid compass]

i mean if you think about it, in that pose it's quite normal to look like that

[worn furnace]

They are going all out on L2d+ skins

[rough vapor]

wow I cant believe I predicted a yorktown ii skin

[devout bough]

Kansas still has massive thighs

like

[rough vapor]

hue hue hue

[devout bough]

extra thicc thighs

[serene elm]

yes

[devout bough]

super thicc thighs

[rugged shale]

L2D for Essex when

[worn furnace]

I saw like 3 L2d+ skins 👀

[serene elm]

normal

[stiff forum]

daughters

[rough vapor]

wives

[devout bough]

did Dimitry Donskoi get... smaller?

i thought she was bigger

ngl

[serene elm]

Cuniberti is a will get

[mental swift]

[devout bough]

static skin for the lolis therefore proving lolis are a dying let's gooooooo

[rough vapor]

I will get both of those skins and birmingham

[devout bough]

less lolis more cows

[molten fjord]

[serene elm]

[mental swift]

LESFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO NO MORE LOLIS

THE LOLIS NEED TO BE EXTINCT

NO MORE FEAR

[nova monolith]

You are right on that

[molten fjord]

hags in

[devout bough]

right????

[silk sleet]

bouta be eating ice soup for the next week to pay for these skins

[mental swift]

LESS LOLIS MORE HAGS AND MOMMIES

[molten fjord]

no more loli lane, we are now cow lane

[charred scroll]

isnt she wearing a bigass coat

[mental swift]

You don't necessarily have to

[devout bough]

50 yen instant ramen here i come

[charred scroll]

how can u tell

[nova monolith]

I mean, what you said was right? right?

[devout bough]

Ayo????

[devout bough]

GUICHEN???????

[silk sleet]

Damn

[devout bough]

WTF???????

[serene elm]

yes

[stiff forum]

bro

[wanton pelican]

Ayo

[devout bough]

dunamic only though

but GUICHEN??????????

[stiff forum]

💀

[molten fjord]

[rough vapor]

dynamic only proving france is dying

[mossy pivot]

Yup, Codename Drunktown

[serene elm]

real sus right

[wheat cosmos]

The milk event

[rustic sapphire]

Plymouth ??

[devout bough]

@heady pawn

[silk sleet]

its fr joever. My wallet is dead

[devout bough]

wake the fuck up

[sinful vapor]

Guichen

[serene elm]

looks so good

[rose spire]

Why she pouring milk? Thats a waste

[devout bough]

that's because the best milk comes from her`

[stiff forum]

she should have feed me that

[molten fjord]

u can lick her

[mental swift]

ITS PROVOCATIVE IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

[agile silo]

That aint fucking milk

[charred scroll]

chat i dont think thats milk

[turbid sleet]

YES
THE WORLD IS HEALING

[agile silo]

Thats HER milk

[devout bough]

sexington2

[serene elm]

yes

[worn furnace]

We have goo goo baby skin!?

[devout bough]

yes

[rustic sapphire]

I wish she could milk me

[mental swift]

FUCK YES MORE MOMMIES

[devout bough]

we have a goo goo baby skin

[rose spire]

I want fdg milk

[serene elm]

we have 2

[stiff forum]

with so many mommies yea

[stiff dew]

Easy buy

[mossy pivot]

Lustri has one

[cedar bear]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[rose spire]

OHHH SHE MAKES IT FROM THE MILK IN THE FRIDGE OHHHHHH

[stiff forum]

give attention to this gentleman

[worn furnace]

[mental swift]

Oh look the brother of snow

[rose spire]

Me too

[serene elm]

what I want to know is event date, but considering skin phase 2 is releasing next week that means we are getting tomorrow the event

[rose spire]

I’m good

[rose spire]

HUH

[devout bough]

event tomorrow, 25th for 2nd batch

[serene elm]

yes

[mental swift]

YES THATS THE MAIN GOAL

[rose spire]

Ohhhhh Yorktown II in my fleet

[nova monolith]

Man, its Perseus if she went Milf all the way

[rose spire]

WHATTTTTTTTTT

[mental swift]

I always use YORKTOWN 2 and her skin is again peak

[stiff forum]

shes pretty

[rose spire]

I’m gonna add her she’s so amazing

[devout bough]

@meager marsh

lol

[stiff forum]

latex

[serene elm]

the skin is hotter than I imagined

[molten fjord]

[rose spire]

@meager marsh it’s time get on

[serene elm]

that explains the censorship in CN

[molten fjord]

otto man

[wheat cosmos]

Holy cake

[rustic sapphire]

Spank

[silk sleet]

GYATT

[tight stone]

How do u deal with gangut and her drunk tendencies

[turbid sleet]

They STILL HAVEN'T GIVE HER a L2D skin after all this time

[stiff forum]

damn the cheeks

bro

[devout bough]

not my thing, but i know at least one guy here will really like it

so you know

[molten fjord]

be drunk

[stiff forum]

[rose spire]

The gyat tho

[devout bough]

glad for him

[wheat cosmos]

Motion, we're getting there

[mossy pivot]

Drink her under the table

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/xMJe.gif

[worldly river]

[rose spire]

YORKY

[stiff forum]

uppies

[devout bough]

oh nice

[rose spire]

Aww cn censorship

[devout bough]

that's the dual form

[turbid sleet]

L2d?

[serene elm]

it's my thing, however, I will not get it

[tight stone]

[serene elm]

but it's my thing

[nova monolith]

If she got Rumey's skin, but damn it suits her

[devout bough]

i prefer this over her default pose

[tight stone]

Nobody even remembers Black rock shooter

[worldly river]

dual

[devout bough]

so is otto wearing panties or not

[rose spire]

2 10/10 skins for Yorktown II

[compact hound]

Black Cock Shooter

[serene elm]

more

we knew

[devout bough]

kuyby

[burnt idol]

YORKTOWN AND LEXINGTONS SKINS ARE ABSURD HOW MUCH DID THEY FUCKING PAY KINCORA

[turbid sleet]

HELL YES

[serene elm]

this was the skin teased that we could only see the ears

we knew

but peak

[stiff forum]

cute

[burnt idol]

HOLY SHIT

[devout bough]

they should pay kincora to give Indomitable an L2D

[meager marsh]

I saw it and I freaked out immediately

IN A GOOD WAY

ITS DYNAMIC GUYYYSSS

[devout bough]

Sexington is goated

[serene elm]

really good

[rose spire]

Get your gems ready

[devout bough]

Yorktown depends on how feet heavy it is

[burnt idol]

Be commissioning ANYTHING but a new implac skin

[meager marsh]

THEY WERE BORN READY!!!!

[sage zealot]

Jeezus they made Yorky legs go on forever

[rose spire]

YOU GOT THIS

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-madebynami-cat-think-car-think-cat-silly-gif-10256431613308407309

[burnt idol]

Is the yorktown II feet thing a mode feature

Its l2d+ right

[dry egret]

The price for be an Essex

[rose spire]

how much would Yorktown II skin cost?

[compact hound]

Major faction btw

[turbid sleet]

Dev Hate British that's why

[dry egret]

1600 gems

[viscid nest]

Duel cleo

[wheat cosmos]

[devout bough]

i think default is feet, the other one is the dual form

[serene elm]

royal navy is the sardegna of major factions

lol

[turbid sleet]

but they do like German Artist

[nova monolith]

Kubyshev? Hail the Art

[burnt idol]

... thats so

Hm

[serene elm]

the rivals are the least appreciated by the devs in each field

[devout bough]

we'll see

[turbid sleet]

I wonder why

[burnt idol]

Okay idk how to feel about that

[mortal hill]

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girlcockx · Dec 17, 2025, 11:30 AM

[serene elm]

sardegna is the most ignored minor faction and royal the most ignored major

[devout bough]

last

oh

[stiff forum]

BISKO

[devout bough]

it's that

[rose spire]

BUSKO

HISKO

[burnt idol]

If feet is default i might not buy i dont want feet flashed when yk2 zooms by my screan to launch her aircraft

[meager marsh]

So that means the not feet one is dynamic right?

[stiff forum]

@rose spire

[compact hound]

There's the wherb machine

[rose spire]

LET ME BUY IT WITH GMS

PELSSE

[serene elm]

wasn't this thing a reward for merch?

[turbid sleet]

Time to spank some ass

[devout bough]

probably

[devout bough]

yes

[silk sleet]

Its so joever

[serene elm]

ah okay

[burnt idol]

Ironically their factions were the first one to be a dual faction major event.

[nocturne ether]

milftown

[compact hound]

Pit

[devout bough]

yep puchimotion for the normal, and L2D for feet

[rose spire]

I should have enough for Yorktown II skin

[silk sleet]

its actually now joever Why must they do this to me

[burnt idol]

Okay thats good to hear

[serene elm]

yeah because they didn't know what to do with sardegna somehow, if I was them back them I would had swapped Formidable for Fiume

[compact hound]

Rank the faction priority of devs 10 being highest and 1 being lowest

[burnt idol]

You guys grabbing sexington?

[mortal hill]

really, the skins of this event

[devout bough]

i would prefer it the other way around, but hey, glad you like it

[devout bough]

yep

[burnt idol]

I mean

Her skin

[devout bough]

i thought we meant

her ass

[burnt idol]

Oh

[devout bough]

because i'm 100% grabbing that

[turbid sleet]

Both

[devout bough]

[worn furnace]

[burnt idol]

Im 100% buying her skin

Its horny but shes like

Super beautiful

[devout bough]

she's so demure

[abstract prairie]

damn lexi 2 skin is hot

[mental swift]

So it's a dual form skin again...

[silk sleet]

TBH AL is the only game I actually whale on. Other gacha games i play is either f2p or a dolphin

[devout bough]

yes

[mental swift]

BOTH

[compact hound]

Bismarck looks nice in that but does she really need another skin? When others are literally in drought?

[serene elm]

IB and Eagle are 10 most amount of stuff, Dragon is a 5 as they get a yearly event but it's a small one but they are ignored despite the fact that they could get a DR since years ago, France is now days a 9, Russia is a 6, Sardegna and royal are a 4 or a 3

[devout bough]

that's just how it goes

[rose spire]

Sorry

[devout bough]

Guichen

[turbid sleet]

they use the simplest trick on you, wife trap
But it would always work because we're stupid
And I don't hate it

[devout bough]

Too bad not L2D

[meager haven]

Donskoi skin is very cute

[serene elm]

merch?

[compact hound]

Remember when french are a 3~4

[tall bridge]

arbiter: the tower xvi is pretty hot

[compact hound]

Sigh...

[turbid sleet]

googoogaga

[devout bough]

hanging breasts

[serene elm]

damn

[stiff forum]

DAMN

[serene elm]

go on go on

[agile silo]

What in the fletcher class are you

[devout bough]

damn they got some momentum

[stiff forum]

HOLY COW

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[compact hound]

Pure DD

[agile silo]

But what fletcher

[compact hound]

Not like those fraud UR DDs

[devout bough]

she's 100% bigger than Kashino

her breasts is like the

[wanton pelican]

Nah

[devout bough]

half the size of her body

each

[serene elm]

eeeeh

aaaaaaaaaaaah

[wanton pelican]

It’s too soon

[agile silo]

We never know till the CN Booba Tierlist is shown

[mental swift]

Yes yes yes kashino defeater

[compact hound]

Azur Lane INFLATION™

That's how it is nowadays

[devout bough]

those are wrong af anyways

[serene elm]

alcoholic

[cedar bear]

Question: I saw in the gachagaming subreddit they are trashing AL for being an auto battler which is true lol

But, is it true that subreddit is filled with hoyoshills?

[compact hound]

And all you can do is die seeing it

[stiff forum]

i can grab herbunny

[mental swift]

Damn the ass

[devout bough]

no feet animation yet

[compact hound]

You ain't seeing anything else

[stiff forum]

ARA ARA

[serene elm]

as always Eugen teasing

[rose spire]

@stiff forum

Look

[devout bough]

these are moving a lot

[compact hound]

Unless you can somehow gaslight/threaten/convince everyone to stop with the tit inflation

[serene elm]

ew

[rustic sapphire]

Why i dont have a dommy mommy onee san IRL

[serene elm]

get that feet out

[devout bough]

he did say it was 3 minutes of animation preview

[turbid sleet]

HOLY MOMMY

[devout bough]

which is a long time

[rose spire]

Skin took over my whole screen

[devout bough]

for promotional material

[serene elm]

hahaaha

[cedar bear]

Like if gachagaming is filled with hoyoshills who would complain about this game and shit on others too

[serene elm]

the monkey

[devout bough]

same, glassy, same

[compact hound]

It's all-over the screen huh

[runic abyss]

WHAT THE

[serene elm]

[rose spire]

The skin right? RIGHT?

[bold kayak]

im getting gouden skin for sure

[runic abyss]

HOW?

[compact hound]

Wtf is that monkeh lol

[stiff forum]

she wants u bro

[worn furnace]

[rose spire]

I’m just lucky

[meager haven]

Monkey bomb from Zombies

[rose spire]

Nah don’t want her

[stiff forum]

but she do

[rose spire]

I’m good

[stiff forum]

[runic abyss]

also the quality is shit

wait

OH FUCK

THE STREAM

[rose spire]

Which skin is everyone buying first

[wanton pelican]

Monkey skin

[rose spire]

If you can

[rustic sapphire]

Cowpens and mecklenburg

[stiff forum]

hm

good question

[rose spire]

I’m going for Yorktown skin

Not Bismarck

[runic abyss]

i missed the good parts

FUCK

[burnt idol]

Lexy, im on the fence about everyone else

[runic abyss]

WHY DID I SLEEP

[burnt idol]

Maybe yorktowns skin?

[rose spire]

Understandable

[devout bough]

i want Sexington, Yorktown, and Gouden right now

[stiff forum]

gouden

[dry egret]

Only Gouden Leeuw

[devout bough]

on the fence with Guichen

[stiff forum]

sextinton

yorktown

[echo harbor]

LEXINGTON MAID SKIN

[burnt idol]

Yorktown is a maybe, she's a definite because of essex class but bumped down a bit because of feet.

[rose spire]

How long are the jp streams

[compact hound]

Very long

[wanton pelican]

10 minutes

[devout bough]

oh Cowpens too

[burnt idol]

We can take like 2 - 3 hours

[compact hound]

How long?

[devout bough]

So Sexington, Cowpens, Yorktown, and Gouden

[burnt idol]

Iirc the longest jp stream we've had was uh 24 hours

[devout bough]

i'm being bled dry

[rose spire]

Anything else important I should look for before I leave the stream?

[rose spire]

A challenge or something?

[burnt idol]

Yeah

[runic abyss]

wait

[devout bough]

i really love Guichen but the skin is ~~~ehhh

[burnt idol]

At that time it was al's third anniversary

[runic abyss]

is it dual?

[burnt idol]

It was shinano's debut

[rose spire]

A 24 hour stream for Shinano is necessary

[light fable]

All of them

[stiff forum]

cow pen horns

[devout bough]

rental on all the ones i want lol

[light fable]

[compact hound]

You thought it's Plymouth, BUT IT IS I, GUICHEN!!!

[burnt idol]

Its kinda crazy time went by so fast that shinano was only released 5 years ago and al was only 3 years old

[mental swift]

Only 3 would be available on the first week

For rental

[devout bough]

yes

[light fable]

Cod zombie monkey lol

[burnt idol]

I feel like the pandemic boosted AL by quite a lot

[heavy pagoda]

Oh boyo

I wonder what wacky stuff has been added today

[solar dome]

shinano being relevant for 5 years straight oh perseus don't make that face

[burnt idol]

Everyone was locked inside and every other guy and teenage boy was horny

[compact hound]

How many skins did Bismarck got this year?

[burnt idol]

lol

[solar dome]

perseus was ended twice this year

[dry egret]

Rental skins

[burnt idol]

END

[molten fjord]

Pandemic boosted gacha in general

[mental swift]

6 ships and a shit load of skins

[devout bough]

a few

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

END FRAUDSEUS FOR ME

[atomic dew]

Back when URs meant something

[solar dome]

ENDD

[atomic dew]

There was just much less competition back then

[burnt idol]

Mmh yeah probably that too

No nikke and no browndust

[solar dome]

is this year the year we've gotten the most amount of rainbows in one whole year

[compact hound]

Sucks they only update recent skins...

[burnt idol]

Yes girl

[atomic dew]

Barely any hoyo

[burnt idol]

9 urs in total

[solar dome]

My god

[burnt idol]

Wait no

10

[meager haven]

Yippee

[devout bough]

oh fucking damn it

they had to make it a 50/50

[meager haven]

That like x9 more URs than rares

[stiff forum]

wht

[agile silo]

CN Livestream was okay, JP fucking overcooked us

[meager haven]

And infinity times more commons

[mental swift]

New URs 7 and the other 3 reruns

[devout bough]

wait they're 2 separate?

oh

[tawdry mural]

Wallet is getting drained again

[compact hound]

We definitely need more rainbow bulin income lol

[burnt idol]

Raffaelo
Lion, Trafalgar
Mecklenburg, Gouden Leeuow
Essex Retrofit
Hakuhou, I-404
Lexington II, William D. Porter

[molten fjord]

Nice

[devout bough]

i wonder what else is being included here

[clear vapor]

i feel good on rainbow bullins

[devout bough]

i might get another lucky bag

[agile silo]

Wheres mah packing Guam and Laffey 2 rerun rbuh

[molten fjord]

I need 4 fleets of rainbows

[mental swift]

Why are you counting DR

[stiff forum]

a milk bottle

[clear vapor]

but i need gold bullins

[solar dome]

I said rainbow

[meager haven]

Rainbow

[devout bough]

i mean what skins

[burnt idol]

Eh they're still urs in my eyes

[blissful oxide]

wtf is this lex skin

[atomic dew]

Course they're not

[burnt idol]

If we dont count them we only have 8 new urs this year

[silk sleet]

at first I was disappointed cuz of the CN livestream now im so hype

[mental swift]

Retrofit doesn't count either

[stiff forum]

hm

[molten fjord]

So prob costing $150 for all the skins?

[mental swift]

7 new URs this year

[molten fjord]

[shut crane]

blegh, I think I have da flu

[burnt idol]

Why wouldnt it count ur is ur

[solar dome]

Literally just said I specified rainbows but ok

[agile silo]

So wait...FDR exist in the AL World

[burnt idol]

You can make a case of dr vs ur

[devout bough]

ring pack

[burnt idol]

But not ur vs ur

[stiff forum]

u already know dont u ahh face

[shut crane]

drs are just special urs

[mental swift]

The original ship isn't UR

[devout bough]

does it apply to EN or just JP server i wonder

[molten fjord]

They need to sell more of these lul, 2 ships out of 500

[wheat cosmos]

They're really draining us dry this event

[burnt idol]

AKASHI UR NEXT JP ANNIVERSARY AND SHE ENDS UNICORN AND FRAUDSEUS

[mental swift]

okay imma skip

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

[mental swift]

And the loli healer

[solar dome]

Akashi CLEARS

[devout bough]

UNIC*RN GETS SCRAPPED AND PERSEUS GETS UR RETROFIT

[mental swift]

Zuihou

[solar dome]

Akashi w15 hardcarry

[agile silo]

At this point, remove dock space and refunded all out gems spent on it

[meager haven]

Who? Like all of them?

[burnt idol]

Oh Unicorn don't make that face...

[compact hound]

The fuck is with the Unicorn hate?????

Wtf

[shut crane]

oh yeah, who's the last girl?

[molten fjord]

Akashi can finally kill

[burnt idol]

We love unicorn in this house

[serene elm]

the free skin

[solar dome]

Perseus got ended already

[molten fjord]

[meager haven]

Hammburger

[devout bough]

x?

[agile silo]

Except @pastel oracle

[mental swift]

I hate unicorn because she's good and at the same time she's a loli

[agile silo]

He

[mental swift]

So suffering

[agile silo]

Idk about his problem with Uni

[devout bough]

Perseus XL lol

[burnt idol]

The superior pastel pink baddie is here

[compact hound]

Go back to twitter =)

[devout bough]

me too

i hate unic*rn

[pastel oracle]

My hope is Cowpens power creeps Unicorn retrofit in every single way

[solar dome]

She came to shove enterprise out of the uss cv fleet

[rancid compass]

[mental swift]

Unic*rn needs to die

[meager marsh]

Pastel is always good

[agile silo]

I noticed we dont got a good healer since Unicorn Retrofit

[rancid compass]

why are you guys censoring the o in Unicorn

[meager marsh]

They think it’s a slur maybe

[compact hound]

Unicorn hate is so forced

[meager haven]

Loli name evil

[devout bough]

york 2 event going perma

[rancid compass]

[lament palm]

Deranged terminally online

[devout bough]

we should get rocket bomber soon then

[burnt idol]

We be laughing until lexington II event reveals how they found tech to modernize II gear and find data for enterprise ouuu lets not make that face...

[devout bough]

Guam rerun on 15th January

[mortal hill]

15 Janurary

[clear vapor]

i got visions from the future

[rancid compass]

hello Lor

[mental swift]

She's a loli and shes eveywhere so it's natural

[modern yoke]

[solar dome]

And code G comes out of nowhere and becomes playable omg

[clear vapor]

Yamato is a loli

[dry egret]

American cvl healer?

[runic abyss]

just make her retro already at this point

[clear vapor]

drops mic

[devout bough]

YOU SO REAL BESTIEEEE

[meager marsh]

Seriously. Like you can just treat her normally or as your daughter or something you don’t gotta hate her to not seem like you’re sexually attracted to her lmao

[lament palm]

Hello there

[shut crane]

at this point I'll take any bs for more waifus

[devout bough]

ok Aegir dorm

[burnt idol]

AND SHES THE SHOP UR AND THEY ARE A BUNDLE TOGETHER IN A FLEET

[pastel oracle]

[runic abyss]

OMG

[devout bough]

not my thing

eeh

[burnt idol]

YUP EXACTLY

[modern yoke]

What's up impla wife

[pastel oracle]

[burnt idol]

Code GAG

[mental swift]

Say this after she gets powercrept lmfao

[solar dome]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

[compact hound]

The fuck??? That's not even the topic bruhhhh

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

[modern yoke]

[devout bough]

i don't really mind people liking uni

i just don't

that's it really

[bold kayak]

AGIR.. BUT BUNNY

[pastel oracle]

Was watching the stream

[clear vapor]

so how is everyone today? just finished making coffee

[bold kayak]

owoooghhh

[compact hound]

Literally nothing in this current convo is talking about doing yabai things to Uni

[shut crane]

agir always good food

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703749056983203875/1345961273468260383/tHXsNCno.gif

[mental swift]

Me neither 🤝

[compact hound]

How the fuck did you come with that conclusion

[burnt idol]

By the way did we get any japanese christmas code rewards

[devout bough]

still no Implacable L2D

[solar dome]

Unicorn gets cleared by lex2 with her preload 100% heal for the entire fleet AND the same heal for her cross fleet

[modern yoke]

Stream what?

[devout bough]

still no Indomitable L2D

damn it

[burnt idol]

END

[worn furnace]

Best Christmas Gift Ever!!!!!

[lament palm]

Idk, wanting to kill a fictional character, and one you believe is a child is kinda yabai

[rustic sapphire]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[burnt idol]

Lexington II take your baddie chain..

[devout bough]

eeeehh more content i don't touch

[meager marsh]

Seriously. Like, you can just treat her normally or as your daughter or something, you don’t HAVE to hate her to seem like you’re not attracted to her and “not be like loli lovers” or whatever…

[modern yoke]

[stiff forum]

fr

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/seb-jdg-joueur-du-grenier-milk-explode-gif-17514743

[clear vapor]

chat looks a bit chaotic now

[stiff forum]

rate my bedroom i made for her to spend night

[mental swift]

LEXINGTON 2 HELL YEAH

[stiff forum]

[solar dome]

Not us circling back to this ancient ass debate Omg

[meager haven]

To loli or not to loli

[devout bough]

hmmm

excited i guess, it's gonna be JP right?

i do like her voice

[compact hound]

And somehow wanting Uni dead is not questionable?

[modern yoke]

Cihhh... looking forward to making her bed

[rustic sapphire]

Daughter raising

[meager marsh]

Some people were censoring her name and acting like they hate her since she’s, I guess a loli lol

[burnt idol]

Is a character being a loli inherently the problem or is it the game company and how the community reacts the real problem

[devout bough]

have never won this

[compact hound]

And even if some people here like Uni like that, they are not openly gonna talk about it

[devout bough]

[clear vapor]

lolis shouldnt exist... embrace the gigantic cowtiti propaganda brothar

[meager marsh]

I’m. Agreeing. I’m saying it’s weird to think that way lol

[clear vapor]

you will see the light of your errors

[lament palm]

The game sexualizes the characters, if you play the game that does that to characters you think are questionable, then you are questionable

[compact hound]

No

[meager haven]

No loli in gooner game

[wheat tinsel]

Im back...so banner coming in tomorrow right?

[meager marsh]

Like people shouldnt feel morally obligated to hate a fictional child so much they should explode or something

[wanton pelican]

I hate eug*n

[compact hound]

If no lolis, then give me ones that are like Vanguard

[stiff forum]

hmmmmmmm

[burnt idol]

Lolis are daughters and mommies are mommies we get a family I don't see the issie

[verbal quest]

Another event none of these get new skin

[wheat tinsel]

Whoa whoa whoa u can't say that

[next summit]

Realest shit ever

[modern yoke]

[wheat tinsel]

Chill

[devout bough]

my sister literally just texted me "if quizes are quizical, then what are tests"

[burnt idol]

Though I definitely do not like THOSE loli skins get that shit off my face

[solar dome]

THE RECORD PLAYER IS INSIDE THE VINYL

[meager marsh]

This

[supple tiger]

Release a good Musashi skin or cancer?

[wanton pelican]

She needs to touch grass

[meager haven]

The Cuniberti in question

[serene elm]

eh weirdos who can't difference irl from a drawing need a psychologist

[rancid compass]

for that you would need to make Mushi good first

[solar dome]

Everybody stream Lex2 debut album let's have her win AOTY ❤️❤️❤️ fighting ! ! ❤️

[supple tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-3809580435984736996

[meager marsh]

What does that even mean

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-csm-stare-anime-rain-gif-17751007222649062258

[supple tiger]

Manjews:

[serene elm]

I'm ready for this event

[lament palm]

I think Lex 2 should be made into an Elite and Jade should be turned UR

[spice dove]

i like how most of the discussions here are just about whether your waifus are valid

[burnt idol]

Oh taylor swift and minaj don't make that face

[wheat tinsel]

God dang right

[wanton pelican]

Attack On Titans Yesterday

[mental swift]

Im ready with 20 CUBES

[rough vapor]

if a threesome is doing it with two others, no wonder others call you handsome

[supple tiger]

Keep seething

[rough vapor]

[rose spire]

Implacy soon I promise

[meager haven]

Only if Elbe is also made UR

[rancid compass]

testical

[compact hound]

Bold of you to say that around Iron Blood

[serene elm]

based take?

but I like Lex

so idk about that

[wheat tinsel]

Wait a second TIME TO FARM CUBE TIME

[lament palm]

I'd be fine with that tbh

[meager haven]

Good

[solar dome]

Gracie seen crying in her khia asylum cell

[rancid compass]

didn't know i was seething but ok

[mental swift]

Hell yeah brother spit your shit indeed

[solar dome]

ROTY, AOTY, SOTY for Lex2 manifesting

[burnt idol]

When lexington II so good you unblocked gracie to block her again

[compact hound]

Imagine this, but she's reciting the bee movie script

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

[solar dome]

Lex2 daesang

[solar dome]

LEXENDTON CLEAR

[rose spire]

Infernal sneaking in chat rn

[mossy pivot]

Okay, they're shilling merch now

[meager marsh]

JADE????? MY WIFE FIRST. SHES LITERALLY A SUPER RARE

[burnt idol]

Is infernal actually sneaking

Uhh

Implacable

[serene elm]

damn he got turned into Bismarck the worst punishment ever

[mossy pivot]

Imma pick my funlance and go to MonHunRise

[stiff forum]

wtf

[serene elm]

oh a real sized one

[burnt idol]

There he is

[devout bough]

i've never gotten the point of these

[burnt idol]

Hi infernal

[serene elm]

[compact hound]

According to all laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly

[wheat tinsel]

AYO WHAT THE

[serene elm]

do you have 500€

[modern yoke]

Wtf

[meager marsh]

She got her limbs removed

[serene elm]

because it' show much that shit costs

[meager haven]

Hot

[compact hound]

Ayo

[serene elm]

those really big pads cost 500€

[meager marsh]

Woahhh…. Buddy…….

[serene elm]

arround 200 and 500

[viscid nest]

They keep making them so they must sell

[stiff forum]

ik man ik

[serene elm]

yes they do

[rancid compass]

well a bee is hovering not flying, no?

[devout bough]

more trading card game

[serene elm]

there's a fan base for it

[devout bough]

not my thing really

[supple tiger]

I want to cry every time I think about how flopped Musashi's oath skin is

[meager marsh]

Okay I should go sleep for real now LMAO bye bye

[devout bough]

more utreasure stuff

more things i won't buy

[meager haven]

Oh yeah, they haven’t shown oaths have they?

[devout bough]

idk why, maybe it's just the artists they work with, but utreasure art always looks a bit off to me

[devout bough]

Implac looks a bit short

she should be taller

[wheat tinsel]

Oaths? Does mean we have new oaths?

[rose spire]

New skins? Wait sum ain’t right

[cosmic canopy]

Damn, not bad

[viscid nest]

Oaths are anni

[rose spire]

HOOD SKIN

[stiff forum]

[devout bough]

i don't think we'll get new oaths on christmas content drop

do we?

[cosmic canopy]

uhh what is this again?-

[devout bough]

tapestry

[supple tiger]

Taller than her fans

[cosmic canopy]

ah

[meager haven]

Give me my Seattle/ Ply oath

[wanton pelican]

When the kashino mousepad first came out the weeks after there was a shortage of silicon that’s used for them, coincidently the kashino mousepads sold out instantly

[rustic sapphire]

Jean Bart so pretty

[pastel oracle]

[devout bough]

LOL

[cosmic canopy]

Would be ironic if I have that and Enterprise tapestry still taller than me-

[stiff forum]

oath skin?

]\

[solar dome]

the way she cleared without even trying

[devout bough]

i would but the 700 yen shipping cost kills me

[serene elm]

yup, I mean I do know that some ppl do shit with them because they are real sized soft boobs

[daring vale]

IT HASNT BEEN 30 SECONDS. AND THERE ARE ALREADY BIN EMOTES

[serene elm]

[daring vale]

WHAT

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED

[serene elm]

I will not detail

we know what it is

[runic abyss]

must get it

[modern yoke]

It turns out the impla is a bit short 😅

[languid dawn]

bro, i see melons shaking

[serene elm]

some ppl seem to spend their day checking that so they can do it

[signal delta]

What even the reasoning and the result doing that ?

[shut crane]

classic alo

[glass trout]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[wanton pelican]

Concept arts for really good looking skins we’ll never get

[stiff forum]

is that a fcking towel

[wanton pelican]

[compact hound]

Wait for the PC reacts

[serene elm]

yup

sad

[meager haven]

Cute af Takao

[signal delta]

700 gen is cheap tho?

[devout bough]

not when the thing you want to buy is 700 yen LOL

[cosmic canopy]

Not sure just me but royal navy mug white is better look than red one.

[signal delta]

[shut crane]

classic manjuu

[serene elm]

got peak random secretary this morning

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED

[devout bough]

same

[serene elm]

yapper is there too

[signal delta]

Implacable get a skin?

[compact hound]

The red one reeks of

Iron and Blood

[devout bough]

another one i can't join

[serene elm]

?

[devout bough]

Perseus

i want my Perseus

[shut crane]

such qts

[devout bough]

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[compact hound]

The color kekw

[devout bough]

Zeven is cute too

[serene elm]

a skin we will never get

muahaha

[astral ridge]

yostar throwing money in the bin not making making that perseus skin ingame

[cosmic canopy]

I am bit agree, maybe... Red should be icon IB while rest is black then I think good for me.

[modern yoke]

Ganj i

[wheat cosmos]

For those of you going to azur lane convention

[stiff forum]

stare more

[meager haven]

Mm Shimanto tail

[compact hound]

Fair, probably looks cleaner too

[bold kayak]

wait i dont know the other one

[lament palm]

Yostar probably thinks the naked slop sells more if they're not making the pretty art into skins

[static kernel]

anyone seen clarence

[lament palm]

Manju actually

[static kernel]

fuck yeah

true petite

[modern yoke]

Now it's not upside down anymore after a long time compared to the default skin

[static kernel]

you WILL like clarence and ask for more girls like clarence
especially if they are UR or SSR

[shut crane]

if you want the stylish stuff you gotta buy the more expensive merch

[spice dove]

i'll reserve judgement on clarence until i see her voice lines

[devout bough]

this is way too expensive damn it

[mortal hill]

https://girlcockx.com/gsc_goodsmile/status/2001261202580644090

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girlcockx · Dec 17, 2025, 12:00 PM

[runic abyss]

PLUSH

[meager haven]

Kow plush

[serene elm]

300€

100%

[stiff forum]

fumo

[devout bough]

i know it's like very big and all

but damn

[meager haven]

Flat Kow plush wth

[devout bough]

4400 yen

[rose spire]

Dam

[serene elm]

nah

[modern yoke]

The terrible tongue

[serene elm]

not gonna buy that

[rose spire]

4400 yen and a gold bar

[stiff forum]

nice way to tell the sizepeak

laffey fumo

[devout bough]

a while 1.2 man LOL

[mortal hill]

good comparison

[devout bough]

ngl i could use new curtains

but like

my last one was like

[runic abyss]

HAHAHA

[devout bough]

4000 yen off of aeon mall

[meager haven]

Damn 1:1

[devout bough]

figure release i think we already know

[modern yoke]

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-house-aaa2-meme-gif-7110440599849993183

[runic abyss]

question is how much it cost?

[stiff dew]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-dance-chibi-gif-26687129

[stiff forum]

good question

[compact hound]

Imagine

[rose spire]

AMAGI

[compact hound]

AL love doll

[runic abyss]

HOLY SHIT ALSACE IS EXPENSIVE

[devout bough]

damn

4.6 man

[stiff forum]

yes

[devout bough]

with tax

[stiff forum]

damn

[meager haven]

Wtf

[runic abyss]

WTF

[stiff forum]

💀

[devout bough]

HOLY FUCKING HELL

[runic abyss]

1/1 scale

ITS A 1/1 SCALE

[stiff forum]

wtf

[rose spire]

Where you guys looking at these?

[stiff dew]

Expensive

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine puting this in your house and your parents walk in

[mortal hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpxp4izhpsk

[runic abyss]

stream

[stiff forum]

stream

[devout bough]

363,000 JPY my laners

[rose spire]

Yorktown II as the thumbnail as she should be

[modern yoke]

The more detailed the figure, the more expensive the price

[devout bough]

three hundred and sixty three thousand whoppers

[mortal hill]

the boys

[stiff forum]

gimme GIMME

[devout bough]

they're so me

[meager haven]

Cheeks

[devout bough]

DAMN IT CAMERAMAN

FOCUS

freaky tongue

[rose spire]

They are looking very detailedly

[stiff forum]

insane focus

[runic abyss]

ASS

[devout bough]

me and the boys

[serene elm]

oh I sent that a long time ago

[stiff forum]

thats what i needed to see

[serene elm]

was announced like starts of this month or last

[modern yoke]

[serene elm]

Bremy real sized upper torso

[devout bough]

gonna wait until they preview the 1/1 Bremerton LOL

[serene elm]

peak

[devout bough]

fat thighs

[serene elm]

it's 2k€ the figure tho

200k yen

[stiff forum]

holy thighs

amagi

[serene elm]

[shut crane]

amagi is peak

[mortal hill]

ah yes

the boys

[stiff forum]

fat

[serene elm]

you missed all the good stuff

[serene elm]

man how glasses reacted to Cowpens lol

[modern yoke]

[serene elm]

the boobs touching imagination moment

[stiff forum]

ofc the thigh zoom

[blissful oxide]

cow pens

[wanton pelican]

This figure is better

[shut crane]

mamagi is best

[devout bough]

i need to grind Su-30SM2

[lilac merlin]

why even show that monkey

[modern yoke]

Toy story

[devout bough]

but i want to see if they'll preview the 1/1 Brem

[wanton pelican]

It’s a figure you can buy

[devout bough]

amazing sideboobs

[serene elm]

this figure is my brain after all the anouncements

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[modern dew]

how is this not censored...

he's so exposed

[stiff forum]

BIGGER

[modern dew]

[daring vale]

are there any stats or anything for lexington II or not yet?? any estimates?

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/an_anfox/status/2001257605398938025

Anfox (@an_anfox)

哎？？！！

X · Dec 17, 2025, 11:46 AM

https://x.com/an_anfox/status/2001263866165199164

Anfox (@an_anfox)

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X · Dec 17, 2025, 12:11 PM

[devout bough]

why, meta isn't that important

[serene elm]

nah

fuck her never liked Agir

[devout bough]

let's go

[shut crane]

pit is a heretic

[blissful oxide]

oathing for stats:

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-pitchfork-kill-burn-stake-gif-11227021

[lilac merlin]

Well I wanted actual gameplay updates

[devout bough]

guh

[modern yoke]

Why is Aru there

[lilac merlin]

so this was sleeper

[blissful oxide]

[devout bough]

you don't even play the game

[serene elm]

I mean Eugen has always been better, was the reason I got into AL, sadly I now know most Eugen fans now days are cringe

[blissful oxide]

stop revealing the truth bro

[lilac merlin]

would give me a reason to come back

[rustic sapphire]

Oh boy

[lilac merlin]

Pity on normal events, etc

[daring vale]

when is the arknights x azur lane collab

[mortal hill]

https://azurlane.jp/news/721

[lone vapor]

GIVE ME

[serene elm]

exactly

[runic abyss]

BIG

[lone vapor]

BISMARCK L2D

NOW

[serene elm]

Hoffen

[lone vapor]

SOMEONE

[blissful oxide]

atleast let's act like he played al everyday for daily, perhaps...

[devout bough]

UOOGHHHHHHHH

[lone vapor]

BUY ME

[shut crane]

agir is just so much better

[lone vapor]

THE BISMARCK L2D

[devout bough]

UGHH

[lone vapor]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[stiff forum]

I WONDER

[daring vale]

woah

what now??