al-general

[obtuse crystal]

Its actually because China fat is different than American fat

[forest sparrow]

Sickness for the thiccness

[sage basin]

And why would they?

[static kernel]

the right art style makes her shine

[copper mist]

taps the sign

[sage basin]

Yeah they should have made the USS units fat.

[shut crane]

z13 has chub

[rain valley]

though I think this is a step in the right directly for a genuinely bigger shipgirl
it's nice to see some more diversity in size

[obtuse crystal]

Yeah fatty

[static kernel]

i accept when mutsuki or eldridge or ognevoy is a loli
i dont like em for that reason

[honest schooner]

As an Asian I will say we also have fat people

[static kernel]

i am not digging le hardi getting too close to that territory

[meager marsh]

Well if they wanna be the ‘diverse game’ (which they basically are trying to be considering the different types of ships they make)……

[sage basin]

Fuck diversity.

[still dome]

Fat milkers =/= fat

[meager marsh]

Me if I was edgy

[obtuse crystal]

Yeah but a Chinese fat person is like 200 pounds and an American fat person is like 3000

[static kernel]

what i say is "define diversity"

[meager marsh]

Diversity is very diverse

[static kernel]

the definition i use for AL is basically height and booba

[meager marsh]

Easy

[sage basin]

Overrepresentation of the minority.

[clear vapor]

the word diversity is tainted

[worthy dawn]

[shut crane]

chat getting weirdge again

[obtuse crystal]

Congratulations you found out what a corset is

[worthy dawn]

would

[copper mist]

Lol

[meager marsh]

This feels like an oxymoron

[sacred oak]

She's not really fat. She just has 5 gallon buckets strapped to her chest

[worthy dawn]

peter griffin my waifu pr pr

[bleak vault]

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/23/3f/233fadd206c9386ddbf2e8551589c5a4.png

Mogador supremacy

[obtuse crystal]

Torontonians be like:

[sage basin]

You're telling me that any game that has diversity doesn't?

[obtuse crystal]

Big DD who's a nudist

[silver bear]

hello

[bleak vault]

I am missing a ring to give to this Smelly DDestroyer

[sage basin]

Is Tim Hortons an Indian company?

[still dome]

And this?

[worthy dawn]

latam DD leaked

[modern dew]

we didnt get to go on a date

dont mind if i do

[obtuse crystal]

Nope but I can see why you folks are joining the Dominion Society. Torontoians I mean not indians

[meager marsh]

You’re acting like that’s a bad thing. Are you seriously trying to act cool and different by “hating/not caring about diversity” or whatever

[obtuse crystal]

What's that

[still dome]

Formi skin

[clear vapor]

i wanna pinch her tummy

[worthy dawn]

someone fell for ragebait in al general again

omega classic

[atomic dew]

Portsmouth Adventure though

[copper mist]

[bleak vault]

I'm down for diversity as long as each character is as smoking hot as AL's

[meager marsh]

I was asking a question not yelling at them to shut up lol

[sage basin]

Nah it's just a sign of a game that cared more about its agenda than actual gameplay

[obtuse crystal]

You can literally see her chubby body

[still dome]

Oh I get it

[static kernel]

depends on the diversity in question

[royal sigil]

Well uh the topic going on I won't get involved in
The other topic tho about botes yes

[static kernel]

the ragey type is not AL's place to go for

[obtuse crystal]

And again, China fat is different than bang bang American fatso fat

[static kernel]

but i do think there should be more small booba to break up the monotony

[worthy dawn]

fact check true

[meager marsh]

Okay I know someone else said this is ragebait but I really can’t tell if you’re trying to ragebait or if this is genuinely what you think lmao

[obtuse crystal]

I think there needs to be more casual skins

[honest schooner]

felt like the internet keep getting worse and worse especially the EN scene

[worthy dawn]

average american sees a morbidly obese person and is like "oh yeah slightly overweight"

it's so dented

[bleak vault]

Miss me with diversity and inclusion that gives nothing but ugly ahh bches

[sage basin]

Nah. This community will just classify them as a loli if they're not giant tits.

[static kernel]

lewd casual l2d

[honest schooner]

I like both bigs and smalls

[obtuse crystal]

Z23 isnt a loli

[bleak vault]

Nah fam. They gotta be searing hot

[meager haven]

Frieren pfp😔

[static kernel]

so i must tell them what a REAL loli looks like unless they actually are pointing at a loli

[obtuse crystal]

Big and small deport them all

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/bloop-nimi-azur-lane-gif-23441994

[still dome]

Yea, China fat is healthy weight.

[static kernel]

seemingly tame idle animation
but lines quickly get spicy

[honest schooner]

over 90kg = fat

[static kernel]

and theres secret interactions that get lewd real fast

[sage basin]

They're only not-loli if they're scared of being called a lolicon.

[obtuse crystal]

Well I can see why

[worthy dawn]

depends on height and etc

[static kernel]

if they pulled the loli card on sakawa i will press them into a corner to explain themselves into a corner

[sage basin]

I don't. Y'all got double standards lmao

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleepy-gif-20102457

[static kernel]

i fully agree if they mean ognevoy tho

[visual cedar]

thats just your mind. officially everything is still user friendly for 16+ as far as i know

[tame hearth]

wow

[honest schooner]

Calling my gymbro 180cm 90kg fat ass when he build like a tank

[rain valley]

so... we're talking about how fat a shipgirl is
and bro decides to complain that people who aren't white serve his coffee
racists be racist

[copper mist]

Have you seen Pearls secret animations?

[static kernel]

formi classroom skin you can pull up her skirt for a pantyshot

[worthy dawn]

true

[bleak vault]

Speaking of diversity

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/0e/fb/0efb05dd4cf1c29d325afb8b67d244ab.png

[meager marsh]

Another day, another person trying to cause unnecessary drama and trouble lol

[silver bear]

Guh

[static kernel]

a l2d casual skin can easily lean into stuff like that

[visual cedar]

no i did not yet :o

[obtuse crystal]

Rime is from Toronto

[worthy dawn]

side note, I love how dented discord dogs have no nuance

[bleak vault]

Cleopatra 🔥🔥🔥

[copper mist]

Go look them up

[royal sigil]

back to botes topic plz

[obtuse crystal]

And:

[worthy dawn]

we have always 2 camps fighting a war

[granite parcel]

Hello

[obtuse crystal]

Ni-

[worthy dawn]

and any reasonable thing is no man's land

[bleak vault]

My Anubite can't be this hot

[rain valley]

people from Toronto can also be racist

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azurlane-gif-27425611

[meager marsh]

For real lmaoooo could genuinely be ragebait though cause this guy just came in out of nowhere to stir trouble

[static kernel]

perma tan

[obtuse crystal]

Yes that's the point

[tame hearth]

hello hello hello

[still dome]

I hope you know you wasted 5 seconds of my life making me google how much 90kg is in lbs. And imo it depends on the build. Muscular and tall women can easily get above 200 without being fat, while shorter ones with little muscle can be fat at 200.

[meager marsh]

Literally didn’t need to but he still went out of his way to say “diversity bad”

Soooooo

[bleak vault]

But there is a clear tan on her skin

[granite parcel]

I need Roma on azur lane

[copper mist]

Technically healthy BMI for a 6'2 person caps out at 194lbs

[worthy dawn]

200 lbs on a woman is basically always fat

[obtuse crystal]

On that topic we need HMCS Peterborough as our version of gfl's M200

[worthy dawn]

and if they're buff enough to be 200lbs, they're also unhealthy probably

[honest schooner]

we should abolished that lbs system

[worthy dawn]

that's some roids gaming

[sage basin]

Tim Hortons had to put out a statement that said they don't participate in temporary foreign worker scams and say only 5% are foreign lmao

[lament palm]

Some women are very tall, there's more to it than just weight

[shut crane]

what will santa bring us

[still dome]

bmi doesn't take muscle into account im pretty sure

muscles are much heavier than fat

[lament palm]

It's a bit meanspirited to assume everyone at a certain weight is overweight

Or on roids

[sage basin]

But hey I'm not the one trying to force diversity in a game.

[obtuse crystal]

I know. Also: .--- --- .. -. / - .... . / -.. --- -- .. -. .. --- -. / ... --- -.-. .. . - -.-- / --- ..-. / -.-. .- -. .- -.. .- / -... .-. ---

[shut crane]

bmi is meant for populations

[meager marsh]

It really depends on other factors

[still dome]

It's quite nice

[lucid violet]

She steal 520 cube from me when I bring her to port

[obtuse crystal]

And girls like Z23 are short

[worthy dawn]

I said basically always, yes the very rare 6' 6" woman wouldn't be overweight

[lament palm]

There's a lot to it, even BMI is unreliable

[worthy dawn]

at 200 lbs

[copper mist]

I don't
And I'm aware BMI is for a general overview at most
Just a fun fact I have in my head

[worthy dawn]

yes, BMI is an undervaluation

[atomic dew]

BMI is being phased out now

[worthy dawn]

even people with "healthy" BMI can still be overweight

[obtuse crystal]

Because of snowflakes

[fierce cape]

What you guys think about reveals?

[atomic dew]

Why are you always that guy?

[copper mist]

My BMI tells me I'm obese and to lose weight now or else you'll die but I'm literally fine

[sage basin]

You can have a lot of muscle and the BMI scale will say you're fat.

[atomic dew]

It’s being phased out because it’s wrong a lot

[worthy dawn]

no, it's because BMI is not harsh enough

[worthy dawn]

copium

[obtuse crystal]

Ah

[lament palm]

Even in the bodybuilding community, the usual 12% bodyweight or the 15% bodyweight, is usually bs, because bodyweight % can't be properly used as an all size fits all scale

[meager marsh]

There’s always that one guy being that guy

[shut crane]

bmi is like an average human having more than 1 but less than 2 eyes

[obtuse crystal]

No that's rime

[atomic dew]

No it’s you

[meager haven]

No, it’s you

[worthy dawn]

well yeah when you're bodybuilding and building muscle mass, then things are different

[sage basin]

How the table turns.

[copper mist]

I'm actually fine
If you looked at an unhealthy person compared to me(same weight range) the difference is a lot

[still dome]

body fat % can be properly measured with tools, no?

[obtuse crystal]

Yeah sorry Rime you aren't noticeable enough

[royal sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1426781868430458890/HindyShake.gif

[atomic dew]

Rime is just a dumbass who likes Blanc

[lament palm]

Then there's also the fact that aside from height and weight, extremities have different lengths and the amount of muscle mass one has on from non exercise also varies from person to person

[sage basin]

[worthy dawn]

yeah you basically have to like float in a special solution

[rain valley]

y'all... it's not that deep
cow is chunky because cow

move on

[obtuse crystal]

No he likes Nekopara

[worthy dawn]

I think hospitals can measure it

[meager marsh]

I guess he didn’t ragebait properly

Sad

[lament palm]

I've somehow known a lot of girls over 6 feet, it's not that uncommon

[honest schooner]

I like Lex 2 fit, I do have cowpens have a skin

[worthy dawn]

🇳🇱 ?

[obtuse crystal]

Are they Dutch or Latvian?

[lament palm]

I also look for girls over 6 feet tall but that's unrelated

[meager haven]

Hot

[fierce cape]

Cowpens

[sage basin]

Listen, it's easy to hide the word fat by just using another term like thick or plus size.

[fierce cape]

[silver bear]

Understandable

[lament palm]

From all around Europe

[worthy dawn]

or just say fat, it's not that bad

[obtuse crystal]

Also fun fact, Z23's EN VA is Dutch but short. Like surprisingly short

[silver bear]

idk why this conversation exploded like thi

[lament palm]

It IS always Europe tho tbf

[silver bear]

its not this deep y’all

[copper mist]

Can my shipgirls be 9 feet tall

[obtuse crystal]

Dutch

[worthy dawn]

holy shit it's like a unicorn

[exotic juniper]

I'm not feeling any combustion from this conversation

[meager haven]

That doesn’t sound healthy

[worthy dawn]

small dutchie

[lament palm]

I'm not sure what the conversation was even about initially lol

[sage basin]

Yeah like why try to avoid the word? She fat.

[copper mist]

It is not

[rain valley]

if anyone should be upset over a shipgirl's sizing it'd be me
a woman
but my only though is COW MOTORBOAT OM NOM NOM
so just... chill

[atomic dew]

[meager marsh]

I don’t know why but people wanna make a big deal about diversity as if their world is going to explode

[fierce cape]

I guess 1 elite still not shown

[still dome]

If you want to survive, probably not

[copper mist]

Tallest person alive was like 8 foot something and he died young unfortunately

[worthy dawn]

it was just ragebait

[obtuse crystal]

She's 5'1 per IMDB

[sage basin]

Go complain in the official Twitter that the game isn't diverse enough.

[honest schooner]

word police is kinda annoying when you are not even using it in demeaning way

[silver bear]

Cowgirl shipgirl is chubby, either ya like it or ya dont and move on

[meager marsh]

Some people don’t ragebait and reallllyyy mean it though which makes it weird lol

[worthy dawn]

yeah fact check true, that's what reddit and xitter are like

[shut crane]

complain on weibo/bilibili

[honest schooner]

how tall was musashi again?

[dry egret]

Or no elite ships as dal event

[obtuse crystal]

But we have a lot black shipgirls

[worthy dawn]

not enough

[meager marsh]

For every ragebaiter there is someone who’s being serious

[exotic juniper]

We need some albino ones

[lament palm]

I can only say one thing about diversity. If it's natural, there's no reason to have a problem with it. If it's forced and comes at the cost of other aspects of the game, people won't like it

[obtuse crystal]

Good question, how horny was dish when he drew her?

[lament palm]

That's all that needs to be said about it

[obtuse crystal]

Instagram reels

[sage basin]

#boycotthyv or whatever the fuck that failure was called lol

[still dome]

Recent skins are not diverse enough, I will go complain and ask for more flat and medium waifus 🗿

[fierce cape]

1 farmable ship like meta ship. And obtainable UR ship through points

[rain valley]

where tf are the mods anyways?
i'd think racism ragebait might be finally something they'd actually give a shit about

[worthy dawn]

wow no way it's a human on discord and not a ragebait troll

[obtuse crystal]

I think the mods are offline

[atomic dew]

It was earlier

[copper mist]

I for one welcome the risk of being flattened like I was in a hydraulic press

[royal sigil]

well the chat looks like an absolute dumpster fire...
Can I offer some popcorn?

[sage basin]

Nah call it body shaming and tag a bunch of people lol

[copper mist]

[meager marsh]

Literally this…. It’s really simple

[atomic dew]

I didn’t see any racism, just people talking about fat ships

[royal sigil]

🍿

[exotic juniper]

This isn't even all that bad

[honest schooner]

"medium" in azurlane is top tier in every other games

[meager marsh]

[obtuse crystal]

There's only one mod online and 3 admins

[sage basin]

Also, this.

[radiant cipher]

TrVKE

[dry egret]

Fat as cowpens or gouden leuuw?

[exotic juniper]

Or I am too numb and this is nothing for me

[meager haven]

Neither are

[rain valley]

chubby cow is chubby

[worthy dawn]

GLer is overweight

[radiant cipher]

bigger than taihou

[copper mist]

Shes pinchable

[obtuse crystal]

Whats her cup size?

[sage basin]

Fat.

[worthy dawn]

lore accurate to wows, fatass cruiser

[copper mist]

Z

[obtuse crystal]

Taihou might be jealous

[still dome]

Still different from NJ build

[novel bobcat]

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/boob-gif-19473370

[solar bronze]

What are you talking about, that is clearly a LIGHT Aircraft Carrier

[honest schooner]

she's THE milf elf

[rain valley]

no idea, you've have to take actual measurements

[novel bobcat]

siren raising sim v3

[upbeat vine]

Guys let's be real here

We like fat girls

[rain valley]

light carrier
THICC COW

[sage basin]

Is that another TB skin or something?

[meager marsh]

[obtuse crystal]

Who are you people and why do you keep showing up at my house?

[shut crane]

it's our new raise your own siren

[obtuse crystal]

Nope

[meager haven]

Another daughter to neglect

[sage basin]

She looks like TB

[obtuse crystal]

Her eyes are yellow

[meager marsh]

Pay your child support.

[copper mist]

Its Explorer I think

[shut crane]

they're sirens, ofc they do

[meager haven]

No

[clear vapor]

Cowpens is literally bigger than Taihou and Ting En

[atomic dew]

It’s another project file size bloat girl to raise

[sage basin]

Wait there's a third one?

[copper mist]

Holy moly

[atomic dew]

There will be, that’s future content glimpse

[obtuse crystal]

She's small

[still dome]

Whomst

[sage basin]

Man I don't even touch that mode. Lol

[honest schooner]

isn't taihou biggest skin is like the one she in a billiards fit

[meager haven]

Dd mob siren

[shut crane]

I haven't even finished the first tb run

[meager haven]

Explorer, was it?

[sage basin]

I don't touch the 3d farm at all lol

[copper mist]

Yep

[still dome]

I see

[copper mist]

Same boat
Man how it flies

[honest schooner]

same, kinda felt like 3D model just not as good as 2D in this game.

Hope Azur Promilia is better

[novel bobcat]

havent touched 3d dorm, 3d island nor the TB or oceana sims in ages

[radiant maple]

holy shit cleve meta came unexpected

[obtuse crystal]

She looks more aggressive when she's a chibi

[sage basin]

I did the TB to unlock 1 specific sprite to use in my lobby lmao

[novel bobcat]

Manjuu giving us anything but a PC client or a proper siren in our dock

[copper mist]

Well in Chibi form she's actively trying to blow us up

[sage basin]

Then they fucking released the dynamic skin

[obtuse crystal]

Fair

[honest schooner]

[sage basin]

The one with the swimsuit and socks

Mmmmmmmmm

[copper mist]

Oceana skin was peak

[obtuse crystal]

I need Z23 to be picked up

Like

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-harbin-al-harbin-azur-lane-gif-14844467864187752897

[obtuse crystal]

Like a cat

[sage basin]

Anyways

[obtuse crystal]

Because she's so small

Suprisingly

[sage basin]

Should I gamble 60 USD on Blanc skin on Nikke? Lmao

[royal sigil]

Finally the convo has shifted

[obtuse crystal]

No

[copper mist]

Aka Navi

[obtuse crystal]

Tf

[silver bear]

No

[hard vine]

ABG

[obtuse crystal]

Hey listen

[hard vine]

Always be gambling

[silver bear]

Go away creature

Hi Rat

[hard vine]

[severe lion]

Wait is pasadena just shitty horny version of Fargo with cat ears

[sick crest]

bote

[copper mist]

I loved how I was able to make Navi worse

[still dome]

Wasn't a big deal tbf

[sage basin]

Aight.

[copper mist]

Highlight of that project identity

[honest schooner]

I have a thing for heart shaped eyes

[severe lion]

Bratty

[weak parrot]

pasadena is the name of two cities

[serene elm]

this otto guy is weird yes

ALO karen pretty much

[sage basin]

Doesn't she become a fucking demolitions expert or something in 1 ending

[still dome]

"Bad" navi was lowk just normal teen iirc

[severe lion]

I still working on Navi guide

[copper mist]

Yes

[severe lion]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/User:MyWormGlows/Sandbox

[weak parrot]

pasadena, california and pasadena, texas

[severe lion]

Oceana Navi guide

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

the city in texas was named after the city in california

[severe lion]

Ngl I think Pasadena kinda sux

[silver bear]

Im not personally a fan myself

[copper mist]

Rebellious Navi/Oceana can be a nurse too

[severe lion]

She is supposed to be Cleveland class???

[silver bear]

guh?

[sage basin]

Less bratty Florence.

New banner pls.

[sick crest]

the fuck is this

[sage basin]

A pp

[atomic dew]

It’s a scary face

[copper mist]

Real

[silver bear]

a brit AP shell, as he told me earlier

[severe lion]

[honest schooner]

💀 where did all this oceana arts comes from?

[sick crest]

more bratty florence

[copper mist]

I dont think anyone can beat the brat level of Florence

[sick crest]

we need more

[severe lion]

From the gamemode

[copper mist]

Project Identity

[silver bear]

theirs a gamemode,

[fierce cape]

Over 9000 cubes. Hmmmmmmm

[copper mist]

Navi mode

[silver bear]

Oh

Riggt

[sage basin]

https://tenor.com/view/florence-pa-15-gfl2-girls-frontline-2-gfl-2-gif-9700188866548731575

[silver bear]

i never did that

[atomic dew]

Florence isn’t bratty, she’s straight up dangerous lol

[honest schooner]

never did these minigamea

[radiant cipher]

14" projectile test

[sick crest]

ic

[late shale]

Hmm

[severe lion]

Its crushed up smarties

[serene niche]

I got her and her skin

[still dome]

Bro liked zero banners in the past year 😭

[sage basin]

Same.

[severe lion]

Nicholas shoulda been ur

[copper mist]

https://tenor.com/view/florence-pa-15-gfl-gfl2-girls-frontline-2-gif-12594241022458844557

[severe lion]

Wait

i cant

[fierce cape]

lol

[worthy dawn]

extremely rare nicholas mention

[copper mist]

I fear Colphne more

[lament palm]

Cough knee

[ember spindle]

OH MY GOD EAGLE UNION KOW

[lament palm]

Love Coughknee

[severe lion]

Nicholas got most battle stars ever or something

[copper mist]

Project Identity with Navi is easier

TBs one takes forever

[ember spindle]

FINALLY

[severe lion]

I made guide on Wiki for both

[still dome]

Does anyone know why this is an elite btw

[copper mist]

Thank you glowing worm

For your dedication

[sage basin]

I fucking see a curve video and in the comments is just people misspelling cough knee's name.

[lament palm]

Why do we even have Elites at this point? Make them all SSR and give the one that was gonna be elite for free

[sick crest]

why do we even have gacha at this point

just make everything free

[severe lion]

The only reason I will accept Willy D as UR is because she been delivering the loading bar since day 1

[lament palm]

The gacha isn't their main income source

[sick crest]

I know

[severe lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020048500228116490/1450139314821267587/14b4733e5c4de51428cfa9c0f9f4c02031444344.gif

[sage basin]

Idk why we even have 6 characters per event at this point when URs are the useable shit and everything else is just collection and filler lol

[bitter axle]

Do you get discount if you top up here or is only for stella sora?
https://payment.yo-star.com/index

[lament palm]

I'd be fine with less characters per event, if they're all good

[sage basin]

Nice scam link

[severe lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1447732228791468176/aks_03.gif

[silver bear]

Same

[bitter axle]

Theres not even an AL

[sage basin]

Scam link confirmed

[honest schooner]

unless they powercreep and making new gold ~~ old UR

[sage basin]

No AL

[molten fjord]

Only stella sora and heaven game

[bitter axle]

Sadge

[severe lion]

need the skeleton drowning meme where its Arknights 2 and Stella Sora

[copper mist]

That goes to Enterprise
Shes top 5 tied with some other girls in 4th place

[molten fjord]

They would make more money if they have a site for yostar cause Google takes like 30% cut

[copper mist]

At least ww2 only

[severe lion]

Nicholas got most in total

Yet is shitty gold retro

But

Historical accuracy doesn't mean anything

In Azur Lane

[fierce cape]

Imagine Anson as UR

[sage basin]

votes shimakaze

[molten fjord]

No

[sage basin]

Go my little bunny

[severe lion]

Vote Glowworm

For President

[honest schooner]

still have to use an emulator for PC btw

[clear vapor]

we should vote for Anson

[sage basin]

[copper mist]

Was she born in the US?

[fierce cape]

[forest sparrow]

Give your votes to Boise instead

[molten fjord]

Im voting for kirov

[clear vapor]

she was Thanos snapped too soon

[molten fjord]

[honest schooner]

Im betting all my vote on essex

[sage basin]

Too many whiny bitches lol

[severe lion]

[sick crest]

Bache supremacy

[molten fjord]

Essex Lexington and yorktown uss synergy plz

[sick crest]

Man this coffee is shit

[molten fjord]

Add sugar

[severe lion]

Ew

Black Tea

[molten fjord]

[severe lion]

Every day

[molten fjord]

Boba milk tea

[sick crest]

I don't have any ice rn

[peak knoll]

Take care bro

[sick crest]

otherwise I'd make better coffee

[radiant cipher]

[lilac merlin]

but y

[severe lion]

Ni

No

[sick crest]

china

[severe lion]

Get that thing away

[pastel oracle]

Why indeed as in why post it

[severe lion]

The 3rd child

[molten fjord]

Tb event is the worst event in game

[sick crest]

I liked it

[molten fjord]

Wtf u actually can talk

[severe lion]

Island is worse

[molten fjord]

I actually enjoy island more than tb

[lilac merlin]

Island is much worse

[novel bobcat]

i just noticed they censored agir's boobies but not the sirens

[sage basin]

Oh I'm over 9k on my other account too

[severe lion]

The monkey paw curled and we got playable sirens

[ember spindle]

after wanting an american kow so much i should probably get back into al when the next update drops instead of waiting for my bnuy daughter's return shouldn't i

[sick crest]

lmao

[molten fjord]

But the tb event makes sirens unplayable

Island is animal crossing

[severe lion]

You can make her secretary

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-9000-itsover9000-saiyan-saga-vegeta-scouter-break-gif-6442703083805935667

[honest schooner]

I am kinda wondered if any CN bro use VPN + Qooapp to play outsider version or do they have any trick to uncensored these

[severe lion]

Look i can understand not liking the tb stuff

But the island has nothing to do with azur lane and adds a huge timesink grindfest to the already grindy base game

[honest schooner]

why you having 2 accounts when you max everything anyway in both

[severe lion]

And for what

[ember spindle]

i think koumakan has a guide for uncensoring the cn client? no idea if it works tho

[agile vale]

wait, maury is a purple not a blue. guess her retfit makes sense now

[severe lion]

Affinity points you can get from playing the game normally?

[plush marsh]

Hell yeah. I'm home, in a warm bed, it doesn't smell like pills, and my leg is completely healed. God, this is so wonderful after spending six months in the hospital.

[royal sigil]

Azuma caught my attention

[severe lion]

Our strongest SKk

Has come home

[plush marsh]

[sage basin]

Oh. I know who's winning from here on out on CN.

It's gonna be the one in 3rd place. Watch.

[molten fjord]

Wtf

[meager marsh]

What do pills smell like….

[severe lion]

How the fk

Loli 3rd place??

oh its CN

[novel bobcat]

i would play the island stuff but i am not firing my phone up for that and it plays like ass on emulator

therefor, i completely ignore it

[sage basin]

ITS GONNA BE HER

WATCH

[plush marsh]

Idk, It smelled like I was in a pigsty there.

[severe lion]

😭

[meager marsh]

At least you’re out now

[lilac merlin]

It will be massively odd

If the CN ship doesnt get first

[honest schooner]

MOGADOR

[severe lion]

How is Anchorage only #5

[lilac merlin]

In CN

[sage basin]

I'm surprised it's not Hai Tien or whatever. She's cute.

[severe lion]

They literally made Anchorage for CN

[plush marsh]

Yeah, This is the very feeling

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anchorage-chibi-3d-eagle-union-gif-4577151423232351216

[honest schooner]

so all the loli char is for CN bros?

[sage basin]

They made her for me.

[meager marsh]

Awwwwww

[meager marsh]

Wasnt the origin or azur lane loli stuff?

[ember spindle]

well she is adorable
too bad we all know that's not why she's #3

[severe lion]

Lolicons are dangerous

[lilac merlin]

very

[sage basin]

Wtf how am I missing 2

[molten fjord]

The bigger the boobs the better

[meager marsh]

To real children or in other ways

[molten fjord]

[severe lion]

All boobs are good

[sage basin]

Oh. Nevermind. Lmfao.

[honest schooner]

a lot of old gachas have lolis stuff back then

[sick crest]

they discriminate

[plush marsh]

I hope I never have to end up in the hospital with a broken bone again. I don't want to go through what I went through these past six months.

[neon coral]

should have been a UR META

[serene elm]

and they still have it's not a problem

[severe lion]

No seggsy nurse from AL

[meager marsh]

Towards big boobs? Weird

[rain valley]

how USS Cow prepares for prime milking season

[neon coral]

but hey Yorktown META is finally here

[molten fjord]

The older we get its gets worse

[late shale]

Hmm

[uneven forum]

Taihou

[serene elm]

oops little spelling mistake

[sage basin]

Wait wtf was that feature on mobile discord lmao

[honest schooner]

tf did you do to gets your bone broken

[plush marsh]

It's true, absolutely true....

[severe lion]

He got pelvis broken by shipgirl

[plush marsh]

Hehe, maybe

[wheat cosmos]

4 more ships then full cow fleet

[sage basin]

[serene elm]

[clear vapor]

6 months in the hospital? was this your hospital food?

[plush marsh]

It's the absolute truth, you guessed it.

[serene elm]

Doro deez balls

[severe lion]

British cuisine

[meager marsh]

What… is that….

[royal sigil]

I got mine assigned with

[plush marsh]

She was worse, much worse.

[neon coral]

a fish

[meager marsh]

No it’s not

[severe lion]

Imagine Glowworm british accent

[sage basin]

I think it's most used on default but edit it lmao

[serene elm]

looks fire

[meager marsh]

That’s a thing. A demon thing

[serene elm]

indeed

lol

[plush marsh]

[clear vapor]

look closely that fish has human teeth

me thinks...

[royal sigil]

locked behind nitro

[wheat cosmos]

Went to chick fill a after the hospital luckily

[molten fjord]

Lul I had a bread at the hospital once

[radiant cipher]

boom

[late shale]

Hmm

[plush marsh]

It looks like it's edible, but it's deadly.

[sage basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-teeth-foxmel-gif-23791451

[neon coral]

fish has teeth bro

[severe lion]

Gallant: "Oi, blood, you been scampering round port witout moi permission. I'm gonna clobber ya till ya knackered."

[plush marsh]

Fuk, it's Disgusting

[sage basin]

No u

[clear vapor]

but they have human like teeth?

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/pufferfish-eating-carrot-pufferfish-carrot-gif-1608845591582752871

[neon coral]

some does

[plush marsh]

Picture with sound

[severe lion]

[cosmic canopy]

Wait, I thought the voting for first round is stopped-

[sage basin]

Last day today

[plush marsh]

I think what I experienced in that hospital will haunt me in my nightmares.

[marsh steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/madoka-magica-peeak-a-boo-nagisa-momoe-gif-13052566

[sage basin]

CN and JP is tomorrow

So they done

[plush marsh]

[tall bridge]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2000566519194099970/photo/1

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

★Cowpens★

Commander♪ I'm Cowpens, and I've come to take care of you. With my high-quality milk and bountiful nutritional knowledge, I'll make you feel better than ever. Just do exactly what I say, okay?

USS Cowpens is preparing to sortie and she will grace your dock in the

X · Dec 15, 2025, 2:00 PM

[clear vapor]

my time in the hospital with my dad was fun

[tall bridge]

that second expression of cowpens

[rain valley]

omg USS Cow hiii!!

[clear vapor]

if you think the sound of people cough loudly and some other gurgly sounds is fun

[weak parrot]

uss hospital sex

[severe lion]

When will we get shipgirl with clown costume

[molten fjord]

More milk for everyone

[lament palm]

NGL this goes hard

[plush marsh]

And I was alone with evil doctors, disgusting food, disgusting smell, and constant procedures.

[clear vapor]

Marco Polo?

[severe lion]

Who is the biggest clown in azur lane

[sage basin]

Nj

[severe lion]

Sandy

[plush marsh]

I

[sick crest]

sex

[lament palm]

The player

[meager marsh]

When azur lane 3 comes out

[sick crest]

[wanton pelican]

A second cow has hit the Azur lane

[sage basin]

Damn we skipped 2

[rain valley]

3rc, if we count Kronk
and I do, because she does it so well

[severe lion]

Hitting shipgirls is wrong

[clear vapor]

my dad puncture his lung and took him 2 days to go the hospital he though he had only a minor injury when he slipped in the bathroom

[plush marsh]

[neon coral]

Hello Takagi

[sage basin]

That's not a cow

[wanton pelican]

Hello

[sage basin]

That's just a hoe in a cow outfit

[molten fjord]

[wanton pelican]

A second hoe has hit the Azur lane

[sick crest]

Aren't they all

[molten fjord]

More cows

[severe lion]

Hallo bruv, im absolutely chuffed to see you

[plush marsh]

Oh, that's too bad. Is he okay today?

[sage basin]

At this point yeah

[wanton pelican]

No idea what chuffed means but hello

[clear vapor]

old man is old at 70+ years, hes fine

[molten fjord]

Jp stream gonna announce 20 skins there will be no gifts for my family

[versed quarry]

Hi

[lament palm]

Out of all the Dishwasher creations, Kron is the least likely one to be a hoe if anything, she gets offended if you special touch her before oath

[sage basin]

Imagine spending money on jpegs instead of actual things

[lament palm]

Almost looks like she's gonna cry

[neon coral]

Gouden Leeuw skin in Dec 17

[plush marsh]

[wheat cosmos]

Another ship that needs a skin

[tall bridge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Cowpens_(CVL-25)

[wanton pelican]

The mighty moo lol

[severe lion]

Moo

[sage basin]

Eh give her a 2 and maybe

[clear vapor]

the best part was that i had to bullshit my way through the reception cuz i didnt took my covid vaccine

[tall bridge]

damn, cowpens nicknamed the mighty moo and she's like 11k tons

[severe lion]

[neon coral]

insert Blue Archive Sensei when Iori

[lament palm]

The mighty moo and the weak bark

[clear vapor]

lick feet

[wanton pelican]

[agile vale]

she already has a nice tanned skin

[plush marsh]

I think, Laffey It wouldn't hurt to add another skin, hehe

[ember spindle]

no

[neon coral]

nah I more like licking her tan

[severe lion]

Why did they give Bismark Zwei another skin

[neon coral]

she cute so

[clear vapor]

both

[plush marsh]

[molten fjord]

I think tai hou needs another skin

[plush marsh]

[honest schooner]

thats gets even BIGGER?

[clear vapor]

i think Taihou needs less booba and more character development

[severe lion]

Gigantomastia

[clear vapor]

adding bigger ass

[molten fjord]

Cowpen is the new size now

[wheat cosmos]

Need another skin like that Soyuz skin

[idle pier]

Cowpen bad

[neon coral]

Cowpens Okay

[severe lion]

Cowpen wear latex

[sage basin]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[lament palm]

Cowpens like, fine, she had to be a cow. But I really don't care about her

[severe lion]

Cowpen is fine

Lets hate on Pasadena

[atomic dew]

[idle pier]

Peak, absolutely

[honest schooner]

maybe her skin is peak

[worthy dawn]

british fish

[clear vapor]

for some reason cowpens isnt as bad as golden leeuw

[forest sparrow]

Cowpens' boobs: ❌
Cowpens' thighs and tummy: ✅

[plush marsh]

Okay, guys, I'm finally going to go and eat my own, home-cooked, delicious food. I'm never eating hospital food again. I'd rather starve. Bye everyone, see you later.

[sage basin]

Haha her name is cow. Make her a cow.

[severe lion]

Pasadena is adopted and is not a real Cleveland class

[sage basin]

Haha her name is Asanagi. Get Asanagi to draw her.

[worthy dawn]

top 10 emotes of all time

alongside nimiboom

[severe lion]

[idle pier]

Does her intro imply she makes milk from her booba?

[lament palm]

Asanagi was such a waste of an opportunity. Could've been better

[molten fjord]

Make sure to eat some kfc

[severe lion]

She wad better but they nerfed her

[lament palm]

They really just brought a great artist and made a whatever ship

[honest schooner]

golden leeuw is peaker

[ember spindle]

cowpens very soft and i would really like to shove my face here and i hope she's also CUTE
doesn't seem like at first glance that she'll be as beaming adorable as kashino but that's alright

[plush marsh]

Yes, maybe.

[severe lion]

Smh my head when peaker

[lament palm]

It's not even Asanagis art anymore. What's the point of bringing Asanagi to change their art?

[agile vale]

Nothing beats Eugen's sideboob tho\

[neon coral]

nice a good place for my hand to put when it's cold

[severe lion]

The mole

[sage basin]

Oh hey tiddy cropping

[wanton pelican]

Hamman skin

[severe lion]

Birmingham

[lament palm]

Is that Kyub?

[sage basin]

OH SHIT IS THAT A CAT MAID

[lament palm]

Fuck, it is

[sage basin]

IS THAT 2 CAT MAIDS

[severe lion]

Is fake cat

[molten fjord]

Jp stream gonna triple this

[neon coral]

I have a feeling there should be more

[severe lion]

2 faker than fake cats

[tall bridge]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2000596721953657343/photo/1

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🔥Cleveland META🔥

Part of Flare? No. The Council? Not that either. Maybe the Ashes, then? Ah, forget it. Who or what you serve doesn't matter! I'm Cleveland, a Knight of the Sea! Let's be buds!

Cleveland META is preparing to sortie and she will grace your dock in the near

X · Dec 15, 2025, 4:00 PM

[runic totem]

I've been staring at cowpens for a solid minute, man she's plappable, definitely oathing that cow girl

[honest schooner]

Why hamman looks like roshidere

[sage basin]

What is this? Game news repost hour?

[tall bridge]

edgy clevebro, im lookin forward to her

[severe lion]

I want Birmingham to beat me to death for not making my bed correctly

[sage basin]

Man that double tap feature is useful

[wheat cosmos]

Zooming in?

I don't update

[sage basin]

Wait isn't ham already a cat maid?

[meager haven]

Yes

[severe lion]

They ran out of ideas

[sage basin]

Wtf

[severe lion]

Hamman 2 isnt really maid

[neon coral]

I have that

[tall bridge]

best race queen skin for nj

[tall bridge]

same

[sage basin]

Yeah but you can use it as ham 1 skin lmao

[neon coral]

she gain weight too

[severe lion]

Glowworm is maid

[meager haven]

True

[molten fjord]

I can wear a maid costume

[meager haven]

Oh I read that as mid.😔

[lament palm]

You know what tho? Why would you make a Kyub skin and not show off her ass?

That's so dumb

[neon coral]

kind of a improvement actually

[lament palm]

She's all legs

[severe lion]

Wtf man

Where is Kyubyshev lamp

[clear vapor]

plz the next new small ship is Kaga-Chan

[tall bridge]

a oath skin for our hamham would be nice

[severe lion]

She is part of the lantern corp of azur lan

[clear vapor]

i need Akagi,Kaga,Amagi collection

[wheat cosmos]

Mecklenburg l2d plus

[severe lion]

Glowworm, Bristol, Royal James, and Kyubyshev

[ember spindle]

give kaga a bird beak and call her gaga

[severe lion]

All got the lamps

[severe lion]

Kaga tree costume skin

[ember spindle]

NO

[novel bobcat]

why are there two buttons in OpSi that both lead you back to the homescreen

[clear vapor]

christmas is kinda close

[sterile hollow]

when does UR event start

[sick crest]

Now

[ember spindle]

BAD WORM
SIT

[meager haven]

Yesterday

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-2-puppet-gangnam-style-gif-5017865932531913760

[lament palm]

Amagi coffin skin

[sterile hollow]

huh

[neon coral]

Kaga with Akagi-chan and Amagi-chan skin

[meager haven]

Peak

[severe lion]

Amagi dying on hospital bed of ligma skin

[sage basin]

Hamchan.

[neon coral]

NJ-chan

I need my daughter

[versed quarry]

Shinano eating hamburger

[ember spindle]

newer jersey!!!!!

[versed quarry]

She dont want you tho

[sick crest]

Does kashino chan already exist i cant remember

[meager haven]

No

[sick crest]

Surprising

[severe lion]

New Jersey school girl outfit but she is in math class and can't answer simple addition and Nimi teacher is mad at her

[wheat cosmos]

Art there is

[sage basin]

Veal

[neon coral]

clearly you don't own a air fryer

[wheat cosmos]

As kashino daughter

[versed quarry]

I do

[tall bridge]

we need new jersey-chan

[sick crest]

Azur lane-chan

[quiet geyser]

On Yamashiro's swimsuit skin, what are those socks called?

Just thightights?

[versed quarry]

And clearly you have no job

[sick crest]

Socks

[wheat cosmos]

Thigh high socks

[warm gyro]

What’s everyone thoughts on Lexi 2 desing

Her desing

[meager haven]

Not pink enough

[sick crest]

Needs to be naked

[versed quarry]

Its kinda eh

[ember spindle]

absolutely beautiful

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-16743259178450786472

[severe lion]

Her melons grew like 4 cup sizes

[forest sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-i-mean-its-all-right-gif-26702511

[severe lion]

[neon coral]

clearly you know growing corn

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-tongue-malicious-devious-gif-24541958

[neon coral]

fuck

[severe lion]

Segg

[meager haven]

What

[warm gyro]

I think it’s a really good design

[quiet geyser]

Real

[lament palm]

The rigging is pretty cool, the ship girl herself looks like a lower rarity ship was put through an upscaling tool and she's what came out of it

[neon coral]

I really need to reread what I type

[small plume]

is cowpens the new kashino now?

[versed quarry]

Clearly I know your biggest fear

[severe lion]

She got fattened up

[small plume]

like she huge

[lament palm]

Cowpens is the lesser cow

[neon coral]

what is it

[warm gyro]

So overall you aren’t super happy about the desing

[wheat cosmos]

Cv so milk will arrive via airdrop

[meager haven]

Lexi II’s overall nice

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-3515684064707868771

[lament palm]

I'm very neutral about it. I'm happy about her

[meager haven]

Willy is peak goober fr

[neon coral]

oh cool they finally hiring now

[sick crest]

She reminds me of bache

[neon coral]

neat

[sick crest]

Her outfit

[lament palm]

The only thing Wittle D and Bache have in common is that they're both yellow

[meager haven]

Teehee~⭐

[sick crest]

Exactly

[versed quarry]

Why do boats not fly

[meager haven]

They do

[meager haven]

They fly on water

[neon coral]

they don't have airplane mode

[wanton pelican]

[versed quarry]

Damn

[quiet geyser]

Airborne aircraft carrier

[neon coral]

clearly they sink in style

[burnt wind]

Tryth nuke

[quiet geyser]

Aigiaion in Ace Combat when

[burnt wind]

You’re not gonna believe this

[neon coral]

honestly they still haven't accepted my application

[sick crest]

To be naked?

[quiet geyser]

Alicorn in Ace Combat

[wheat cosmos]

New siren daughter?

[burnt wind]

You’re also not gonna believe this

[stiff forum]

Must pet

[versed quarry]

Musashi

[meager haven]

Damn they have My Little Pony is AC?

[quiet geyser]

Damn, that's one way to get the Sirens on our side

[stiff forum]

Atago

[versed quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-musashi-azur-lane-musashi-al-gif-3898428959485217963

[quiet geyser]

Raise their children

[quiet geyser]

Big floof

[stiff forum]

Mamashi

[burnt wind]

No but they have it in warthunder

[meager haven]

Awesome

[stiff forum]

What is little pony?

[burnt wind]

My stupid chud siren daughter eating my DDR5 ram

[meager haven]

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

[quiet geyser]

PC Client when

[neon coral]

tiny horse

[wanton pelican]

Imagine a pony but smaller

[meager haven]

What is friendship all about

[stiff forum]

Hm

[ember spindle]

yes they do
the atelier ryza collab introduced the brilliant idea of ships taking air while tethered to carrier planes with magic ropes

[sage basin]

So... Glue?

[stiff forum]

I have the pancake on war thunder

[burnt wind]

No a dwarf pony

[wanton pelican]

No sadly, due to the size it’s not worth compressing them into glue

[meager haven]

Glitter glue specifically.

[ember spindle]

but this was only tried once and only with formidable's planes and she had Reservations about it
we must do it again with a more reckless carrier

[sick crest]

Sadly?

[versed quarry]

Pancake as a new ship girl

[stiff forum]

Flat as the surface

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/jingol-virtuous-indie-horse-what-a-surprise-quit-horsing-around-gif-3916818714798710882

[neon coral]

why you want Akechi

[silver bear]

Hullo

[meager haven]

Good bye

[meager haven]

Meh

[neon coral]

15 children

[silver bear]

it’s a fuckass day today

[ember spindle]

grown-up cutting board who tanks cutting board jokes laughing so hipper and qe don't have to

[clear vapor]

need to go back in time and name a ship loli so we could have a BB ship called loli with current year definition of loli

[silver bear]

i don’t like when i don’t have a set thing to do

[neon coral]

minimum

[stiff forum]

Holy momma

[wheat cosmos]

Same here, everyone called out leaving only me at work

[silver bear]

Anywho i gtg

Arrived at the site

[sick crest]

So giant tits

[wheat cosmos]

Like some banned hms ship

[ember spindle]

is vittorio fucking cuniberti not pedobait enough for you "people"?

[sick crest]

No

[neon coral]

tbh I don't give a shit about lolis

[sick crest]

We need to expose more people

[woven roost]

No stream channel?

[neon coral]

they put it there
I don't care now let me enjoy my wife New Jersey

[sage basin]

Idk why you gotta tell and convince people that you don't like lolis.

[ember spindle]

we'll get a channel for the en stream i think

[sage basin]

Like why are you seeking approval

[neon coral]

17th

[wheat cosmos]

Not yet

[tepid hollow]

Lexington II, damn

[sick crest]

Because normally they have something to hide

[woven roost]

Thought there might be something for CN strim..

[meager haven]

I should buy Lexi’s skin just to use it on II

[neon coral]

yeah there is but there is a JP stream

and I feel like they didn't reveal all yet

[sage basin]

Inb4 CN is just for Azur Pom

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/reject-modernity-return-to-monke-monke-gif-19167526

[neon coral]

no Gouden Leeuw skin

[meager haven]

Yet

[neon coral]

I know

[meager haven]

Give it next stream

[tepid hollow]

They gave Mecklenburg one but not her

What kind of war crime is this

[neon coral]

Cow Gouden Leeuw skin

[meager haven]

But most importantly

No Donskoi skin.😔

What is up with people and cow Leeuw

[sage basin]

I'm still fucking waiting for l2d Plymouth skin

[sage basin]

Or the uvh gamer skin lol

[meager haven]

Gamer Ulrich would be peak yeah

[tepid hollow]

Hers are arguably as big as Kashino's, there's not much room to wonder why 😭

[clear vapor]

GL design is mid

[meager haven]

“Arguably as big” lmao

[wheat cosmos]

As slime would put it, melf

[meager haven]

I just want another Garibaldi skin.😔

[neon coral]

it's okay dude
that's just how elves looks like

[clear vapor]

their department have blow all their budget on gigantic tiddies

[tepid hollow]

Yeah I'd normally fall for the bait but nah, not this time

[sick crest]

You fool, what have you done. Now they will make kashino's bigger

[sage basin]

How do you blow your budget on drawing 2 circles?

[neon coral]

plus her voice is really nice

[sage basin]

[tepid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/elysia-maid-cute-honkai-impact-3rd-gif-6614792799572553833

And how do you know that's not what I want

[wheat cosmos]

[sick crest]

Fewer and fewer people are willing to make the circles bigger

So they have to pay more to get those few people

[upbeat vine]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[sage basin]

Doubt it considering how it seems like most of the content is just tit slop lol

[forest sparrow]

Thighs > boob

[tepid hollow]

That's like
This whole fucking game 😭

[novel bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[upbeat vine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-meme-anime-react-anime-reaction-arakawa-gif-8258439823509290590

[neon coral]

this is Gouden Leeuw's VA btw

[sage basin]

Meh

[meager haven]

Lust

Lmao

[neon coral]

and pretty sure some people know this

[tepid hollow]

LING MY WIFE