al-general

[lean frost]

I mean yeh you can put any other gun on Raffaelo XD

[timid mesa]

Hmmmmmmmm

[devout bough]

nice cosplay

[blissful oxide]

did u see the person beside xi keep talking to him during occasions?

[torn aspen]

Maid.!!

[runic abyss]

SKINS

[blissful oxide]

that's how u do, hire him.

[molten fjord]

Unlucky ship

[nova elm]

Goodbye old Willy D. We Will Miss you

[compact hound]

maid sex

[blissful oxide]

woah, maid

[shut crane]

So those all the new ships?

[worldly river]

bermingham

[nova elm]

Holy shit that looks fucking sick

[turbid sleet]

is that Kana

[solar dome]

BIRMAIDHAM

[compact hound]

So... they gonna update the loading screen?

[turbid sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/kana-arima-arima-kana-oshi-no-ko-onk-season-2-gif-4105380686533259162

[sinful vapor]

Birmaid

[vagrant coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/arima-kana-oshi-no-ko-licking-baking-soda-gif-4949900510973551666

[devout bough]

BIRMINGHAM

OF ALL PEOPLE

LOL

[agile silo]

kana

[compact hound]

HOLD-UP

[blissful oxide]

another maid

[nova monolith]

sad this one I don't understand since I failed this class

[blissful oxide]

wtf is going on

[compact hound]

SLEEPER BUILD?

[molten fjord]

Its breedin time

[mortal hill]

LOo

[agile silo]

OH HELL NAW

[pastel oracle]

Ayo she kinda stacked with the Gallant build

[blissful oxide]

honestly

[devout bough]

[static imp]

She cute asf ngl. It fits her

[nova elm]

WHAT THE

[devout bough]

shortstack

[agile silo]

DESTROYERS ARE GETTING BOOBAS

[tough fjord]

Eventually, but not until the mid 1950s.

[nocturne ether]

[compact hound]

INFLATION STRIKES AGAIN ToT

[blissful oxide]

where's Missouri or iowa

[nova elm]

INFLATION NOOO

[devout bough]

need less shortstack more women

[blissful oxide]

[last knoll]

Is there a Livestream in JP?

[devout bough]

no

[nova elm]

But still so cute.

[agile silo]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[turbid sleet]

so about 30 more years?

[devout bough]

bro wtf

freaky tongue

[agile silo]

WAIT

[torn aspen]

Azur Lane X Briar Maid lol

[nova elm]

Wtf

[last knoll]

I'm just confused why there's no Livestream for ur reveal

[blissful oxide]

freaky DD but ok

[blissful oxide]

[glossy arch]

I don't bother watching CN livestreams since it's censored

[nova monolith]

Now you mentioned it, she is

[agile silo]

THEY DID NOT ANNOUNCE LEXI 2?

[compact hound]

INFLATION HIT ANOTHER DD

[modern walrus]

UR DD

[wind frigate]

in 2 days

[nova elm]

Honestly. Cute.

[agile silo]

ON THE LIVE?

[blissful oxide]

censored boobs
confirmed underboobs

[runic abyss]

AAAAHHH

[nocturne ether]

cuniberti

[blissful oxide]

wtf

[burnt idol]

THAT IS OUR TENTH

[torn aspen]

Cat

[burnt idol]

ESSEX CLASS

[devout bough]

oh hell naw

[blissful oxide]

it's the pr8 pr

[compact hound]

my cubes are in danger

[solar dome]

girl ew

[burnt idol]

WELCOME LEXI 2

[rose spire]

We got pr8 skin

[soft void]

why maid skins for december update tho

[remote kiln]

uoh

[worldly river]

cute

[compact hound]

My gems are in danger

[nova elm]

Okay the skins are good wtf

[devout bough]

i like maid skins

[compact hound]

QE HOLD ME BACK

[peak knoll]

lmao people gonna be so mad that the kitty skin for loli dd

[nova elm]

MY GODDAMN GEMS NOOO

[molten fjord]

Oh hell no

[burnt idol]

what's lexington's skin?

[compact hound]

I DONT EVEN HAVBE HER YET

[sacred osprey]

OH HELL NAW ALERT

[devout bough]

just don't like the boats getting it

[turbid sleet]

damn, this one's good

[runic abyss]

PREPARE FOR ELF MILF SKIN

[burnt idol]

can someone bump

[agile silo]

OH HELL NAW, THE HOFFENS WILL BE AWOKEN FROM THE CUNIBERTU

[blissful oxide]

it's maid month, no jolly for u

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-le-galissonnière-halloween-black-cat-gif-23596341

[nocturne ether]

hamman 2

[serene elm]

cute

[vagrant coyote]

omg hammann sex

[worldly river]

hamman！

[blissful oxide]

wtf

[lean frost]

Mecklenburg maid could be so hit or miss omg

[nova monolith]

Bro almost m8 me drool, I am fucking out of here

[runic abyss]

HAMMAN?

[pastel oracle]

Another Hammann skin

[devout bough]

wtf all miss no hits

[blissful oxide]

how many maid DD are there

[vagrant coyote]

i will buy this skin

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

GODDAMN

[agile silo]

OH NO

[nova elm]

THEY'RE COOKING

[solar dome]

another halford skin

[sharp lintel]

[agile silo]

NOW THE HOFENS WILL BE AWOKEN

[autumn spire]

Madapaking no big boing boing

[pastel oracle]

Also doesn’t she already have a maid skin

[nova elm]

GORDON RAMSAY IS YHAT YOU?!

[wind frigate]

[vagrant coyote]

good lord nice thigh

[haughty gale]

Oh new Essex, neat

[solar dome]

shit thats hammann

[blissful oxide]

@lilac merlin oi wake up from ur slumbers lah

[autumn spire]

Where is milkkk

[solar dome]

nvm not halford

[static imp]

HAMMA N ?!!!! WTF

[serene elm]

did they announce the new girls already?

[blissful oxide]

so many skin u like to get

[rose spire]

Next skin gonna be the peak of the peak trust me y’all

[nocturne ether]

HAMMAN SKIN IS FREE

[devout bough]

where are my good skins

[sacred osprey]

Why can I hear the HENTAI!!!!! from here

[compact hound]

FREEE?????

[worldly river]

hamman is free

[vagrant coyote]

choked

[agile silo]

FREE?

[solar dome]

lex 2 ur

[full mulch]

We need lewd skin for Lexi

[runic abyss]

WHAT

[turbid sleet]

my tsundere maid cat can't be this cute

[nova elm]

UH

[devout bough]

brooooooooooooo

[compact hound]

MAIDOOO

[runic abyss]

kekeke

[nova elm]

OTTO?!

[compact hound]

SEXXOOOOOO

[static imp]

WAIT BROS. COW SKIN STILL INCOMING. WE CAN STILL SEE PEAK

[devout bough]

[pastel oracle]

@meager marsh New Otto skin

[dapper oar]

why is it a loli maid event

[nova elm]

EEEEEEEEEEE

[agile silo]

HOLY

[devout bough]

i believe

good skins

[nocturne ether]

just wait for the later skins

[compact hound]

LOLI MAID and ig an imposter in Willy D

[devout bough]

we'll have good skins

[glossy arch]

Heck yeah

[nova elm]

This shit still cooks tho

[agile silo]

@meager marsh YOUR WIFE GOT A SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[molten fjord]

Ah hell no where are the big boobies

[lean frost]

The degenerates must feast too

[runic abyss]

gouden leu

[blissful oxide]

@meager marsh bro ur wife is becoming ur maid instead

[dusty mulch]

@burnt idol open the stream chat channel! whysoslow

[dapper oar]

i dont want cp

[burnt idol]

WHERES THE LEXINGTON SKIN

[rose spire]

@meager marsh YOUR SO LUCKY

[devout bough]

lolibait season

[nocturne ether]

wait otto is tied up

[agile silo]

@meager marsh WAKE UP YOUR WIFE HAS A SKIN

[burnt idol]

i dont have permission

only reds

[dusty mulch]

🙁

[nova monolith]

@meager marsh You're dream has finally come

[agile silo]

L2D?

[static imp]

Otilhia looks good

[sinful vapor]

ready for retro

[blissful oxide]

kubyshev?

[devout bough]

finally some good food

[blissful oxide]

what in the world

[runic abyss]

yes

[nocturne ether]

yes

[runic abyss]

holy rare

[agile silo]

who?

[blissful oxide]

fr

[solar dome]

what's she doing here

[nova elm]

KUBY?!

[full mulch]

Lmao Kuy got it

[burnt idol]

BRING OUT THE LEXINGTON SIIN PLEASE

[mortal hill]

KUBY SKIN HAHAHA

[turbid sleet]

kurbyshev

[runic abyss]

YO

[nova elm]

YESSS

[blissful oxide]

though they gonna be forgotten forever

[turbid sleet]

damn

[devout bough]

LA GAL

[runic abyss]

WTH

[pastel oracle]

[devout bough]

LA GAL MAID

[nova elm]

AAAAAA THEY'RE COOKING

[nocturne ether]

[compact hound]

SELLLLL

[burnt idol]

@solar dome do you want a 2nd ship named after u

[blissful oxide]

stop bro too many maids

[agile silo]

OH SHII

[sinful vapor]

La Gasomaid

[peak knoll]

nnnnn viviiii

[turbid sleet]

This is definitely L2d

[devout bough]

LA GAL MAID WHERE

[mossy pivot]

Smash, next

[devout bough]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[runic abyss]

ITS L2D

[worldly river]

she looks aqua to me

[devout bough]

is that all

[runic abyss]

wait no it dynamic

[sacred osprey]

She got that horni face like some sort of predator

[agile silo]

OH MAHN GYATAATATATATATATA BOOOBABAFAFASDDPD]

[runic abyss]

MACKLEBURG

[nocturne ether]

DAMN

[devout bough]

well

[worldly river]

meckkk

[agile silo]

AND ITS L2D???

[fluid pier]

You mean Sakuna

[devout bough]

at least we have 1 good skin

[sinful vapor]

[nova monolith]

Actually a good win

[sinful vapor]

MECH

[torn aspen]

[static imp]

Ooooo Pasadena and kuybyshev fire

[rose spire]

Skin is fire tho

[compact hound]

something changed?

[agile silo]

OKAYYY

[nocturne ether]

L2D+ actually

[agile silo]

OKAYY

[blissful oxide]

dang it's meck

[compact hound]

ig she got the couch

[runic abyss]

WAIT FOR IT LADS

[full mulch]

Where is nun new skin

[agile silo]

THIS IS TOO MUCH

[torn aspen]

HAHAHA buy gems wallet lol

[runic abyss]

WAIT FOR GOUDEN LEU SKIN

[devout bough]

[static imp]

Peak im afraid

[runic abyss]

IT WILL BE GODLY

[devout bough]

one good skin and probably dynamic

[turbid sleet]

she seems familiar

[full mulch]

WAITING FOR NUN NEW SKIN

[nocturne ether]

december has 3 rounds of skins iirc

[signal delta]

[devout bough]

more probably

[blissful oxide]

@peak knoll it's meck skin, get her and remain 7k power on hand haha

[sinful vapor]

I is ready

[full mulch]

NO NO NO YOU DON'T GET IT!!

NEED NUN IMPLACABLE NEW SKIN!!

[worldly river]

other ship's skins can't even shown up

[burnt idol]

Omfg does lexington seriously have NO skins

[lean frost]

Where so many BPs from

[solar dome]

oh GODen leeuw u will always clear .........

[sharp lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren01-akairo-azurlane-yell-angry-gif-13558945

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-1452662310833629741

[devout bough]

this is so ass

there better be more

[agile silo]

SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST

[blissful oxide]

why cn hasn't released lex 2 yet

[nocturne ether]

wait for 2nd round of skins

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-javelin-gif-15199729

[solar dome]

she has that one new years skin from like... 2019.. it's honestly kinda cute

[blissful oxide]

like the live is only skin and some sr (prob)

[lean frost]

I'm not even halfway there x.x people getting 500 PR8 BPs within a few months be cheating ngl

[burnt idol]

Can someone link stream

?

[turbid sleet]

it's gonna be like york II

[static imp]

Meckle and Pasadena and kuiby are peak

[turbid sleet]

I fear

[devout bough]

Pasadena skin only one i like so far

[torn aspen]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2000541348068544885

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【艦船紹介】
駆逐艦　ウィリアム・D・ポーター
破天荒で奇天烈、斜め上なアイデアで斜め上に（物理的な意味で）駆け上がる、フレッチャー級駆逐艦。
艤装の「ハッピーD」に乗って、トラブルメーカーは今日もせっせとすぱっと人助けに勤しんでいる。

...

X · Dec 15, 2025, 12:20 PM

[meager vine]

hot

[agile silo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWKFSfBSvBs

[devout bough]

https://live.bilibili.com/7761331

[blissful oxide]

e

[shut crane]

wow so lewd

[devout bough]

here ya go Cleo

[nocturne ether]

there's bunny girl series and cow girl series I think

[static imp]

LEX 2 IS THE COW MAID WATCH

[signal delta]

Right,Lexi 2

So who the second UR?

[shut crane]

also I'm back home finally

[solar dome]

WTF WILLIE D IS THE UR

[burnt idol]

William d porter i think

[agile silo]

OH NO

COW LEXINGTON SKIN

[signal delta]

https://www.youtube.com/live/FWKFSfBSvBs

[burnt idol]

William is shop ur lexi is gacha ue

[signal delta]

NOT EVEN A GODDAMN IOWA

[burnt idol]

Ur*

[devout bough]

shit event

[serene elm]

what a trash event right? 3 new girls???? this is a minor event WTF

[signal delta]

Damn you manjuu

[lean frost]

UR Willie D WHAT

[shut crane]

willie d has lots of cleavage huh

[devout bough]

what the fuck

[full mulch]

Lexi becomes more elegant to retain herself as an idol

[blissful oxide]

minor ur event haha

[nocturne ether]

duh they aren't gonna give 2 main ships

[static imp]

No its lexy 2 and Pasadena I think

[devout bough]

guh

[fluid pier]

Why is D Porter an UR

[burnt idol]

Why would they make an iowa a shop ur

[torn aspen]

Why payment hahahaa lol

[serene elm]

also no skin for the other DR?

[meager vine]

OH YEAH

[lean frost]

I mean it's an iconic ship

[signal delta]

[lean frost]

For all the wrong reasons but iconic asf

[peak knoll]

i think theyre just slow at revealing or out of order

[blissful oxide]

wtf

[signal delta]

We'll it's time to change

[burnt idol]

Wait guys is this NOT william?

[peak knoll]

both ur's got skins

[signal delta]

[signal delta]

For fun

[nocturne ether]

AGIR?

[worldly river]

agir dorm

[sinful vapor]

Smol

[blissful oxide]

tips to avoid DD in a ur event? Impossible.

[sturdy yoke]

Megurine Luka?

[vagrant coyote]

agir segs

[serene elm]

it is a minor event with UR, major events are due to amount of girls this has less girls than tempesta events

[molten fjord]

Agir is gonna eat us

[nocturne ether]

AGIR DORM HELL YEAH

[shut crane]

where dmitri, gouden and kansas skin

[runic abyss]

YO NO WAY

AAAAHHH

[torn aspen]

have already

[peak knoll]

lol that censorship

[sharp lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-11742735383203550293

[nocturne ether]

wait

[runic abyss]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[lean frost]

YO FINALLY A REASON TO OPEN DORMS

[blissful oxide]

oh

[meager vine]

shiny

[devout bough]

Type 2
Shortsack DD
Probably Elite CL
bottom tier event

[turbid sleet]

another UR DD or SS?

[shut crane]

bottom tier pig

[burnt idol]

KEEP THE SKIN REVEALS COMING

[runic abyss]

its a DD

[serene elm]

this is worse than a minor event holy fuck

[rustic sapphire]

AGIR DORM

[burnt idol]

WE NEED TO SEE THAT LEXINGTON SKIN

[lean frost]

Oh god

[rose spire]

Oh what did we do to deserve this

[torn aspen]

Next post wait for news

[shut crane]

is pit gonna mald?

[runic abyss]

btw free cheshire figure for 3 ppl

[solar dome]

already been

who gaf

[agile silo]

THEY ARE SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST

[blissful oxide]

imagine if ur in US

[rustic sapphire]

AGIR MOMMY AGIR MOMMY

[mental swift]

oh yeah

[devout bough]

forget pit i'm gonna mald

[silent lagoon]

Huh???

[signal delta]

Where William I want to see her

[mental swift]

More UR

[blissful oxide]

agir 3d but where oath and fs

[lean frost]

Lmao IB mains feasting harder than US mains in a US UR event xD

[peak knoll]

man why does cn streams look like a gacha in itself

[blissful oxide]

[burnt idol]

If the main gacha ur seriously has no skin that WOULD be absurd

[sturdy yoke]

Wait no.... It is Kagamine Rin?

[peak knoll]

what is all this garbage all around the screen

[silent lagoon]

Lexington II???

[lean frost]

Lex 2 is hella pretty tho ngl

[sinful vapor]

poor Cleve being a meta ship

[torn aspen]

wait soon

[serene elm]

yes I am because this is the worst Christmas event? hello? 3 new girls? this is a random minor event between two major ones

[nocturne ether]

there will be just gotta wait

[devout bough]

Real

[blissful oxide]

clevelad meta

[burnt idol]

For some reason cn streaming has a guideline and they have to be short, so cn streams will be blasting through reveals quick

[full mulch]

Promoted from idol to a superstar

[devout bough]

this is a fucking bummer that's what this is

[rose spire]

We don’t question it

[mortal oyster]

Eagle union bros

We are so back

[serene elm]

the amount if girls is the same as minor events

[fluid pier]

It's the 'experience' (bad) of watching through Bilibili

[torn aspen]

See watch live now

[shut crane]

[compact hound]

Welp

[pastel oracle]

[burnt idol]

I think the longest ever cn stream is like

1 hour

[rustic sapphire]

Yooo

[compact hound]

there's the siren simulator

[blissful oxide]

what the

[runic abyss]

uh

????????????/

[serene elm]

holy fuck then ppl say I don't have to believe gacha revenue, yeah sure I do see a decline in this game

[runic abyss]

MORE?

[worldly river]

[sharp lintel]

more siren daughters

[silent lagoon]

And another UR sub...

[devout bough]

IB Preferential treatment is just a given at this point

[sturdy yoke]

Who?

[turbid sleet]

damn new daughter

[burnt idol]

No sobbing or oughs, there will be muting.

[turbid sleet]

to dump to trash can

[peak knoll]

shes cute

[signal delta]

What?

So 3 UR?

[runic abyss]

MORE DAUGHTER RAISING SIMULATOR

[peak knoll]

and thicc

[finite ridge]

I AM GONNA BE A FATHER

[burnt idol]

No trash cans either

[runic totem]

wao

[nocturne ether]

remember aldabert skin? too lewd to show on cn stream

[solar dome]

where are u guys seeing ur sub

[blissful oxide]

so they spent all time on making this one huh???

[runic totem]

step daughter

[runic abyss]

its a DD

[turbid sleet]

what 3 UR!?

[devout bough]

[lean frost]

How lmao

[peak knoll]

throw me to the shipgirls and ill come back a father

[compact hound]

Cut them slack, that's literally the first IB in the dorm

[turbid sleet]

My Bulin Ain't ready for that BS

[rustic sapphire]

This daughter raising simulator

[compact hound]

MEanwhile fucking Sakura and Eagle

[devout bough]

IB gets more content than basically every other faction every year at this point

[signal delta]

YOU THINK MY BULiN READY?

[lean frost]

I'd see that argument with IJN but not with IB compared to US

[torn aspen]

lol

[fervent belfry]

i just saw the latest reveal from the jp twitter and im INCREDIBLY excited

[stable tapir]

Finally after they teased her 2 years ago

[runic totem]

but this steeam so sad man

[peak knoll]

man why does chat keep reopening

[serene elm]

yup they do

[blissful oxide]

yearly ib supremacy

[agile silo]

william d is the UR?

[mossy pivot]

Aight, I capped that damn Mizutsune, can someone gimme a recap

[peak knoll]

bilibili is so shit

[serene elm]

with this event they rpoved me right

[torn aspen]

gosh lolican people blind lol

[compact hound]

boobs

[fervent belfry]

WDP is the event reward UR

[meager vine]

lexi2 and willy D

[compact hound]

thats it

[devout bough]

at least she's pretty

[quick citrus]

Holy carp, jinxed ship is in AL finally

[mossy pivot]

noice

[compact hound]

and ig some loli skins i cant buy cus not QE

[devout bough]

no skin for her though

[quick citrus]

I wonder what sort of shenanigans she gets into this time

[serene elm]

they got 5 new girls last year 6 if you count the meta and a minor event during the year while Eagle Union only got 3 new girls, damn naziblood not beating the allegations

[blissful oxide]

another aura farmer like bisko, perhaps

[balmy plume]

why

[dull sigil]

Eh i don't like new Lex tbh

[compact hound]

Free Hammamaman skin doe

[balmy plume]

it banned on my country or sth?

[lean frost]

IB had 1 major event, just like Royal, Italy, IJN and US

[dull sigil]

Her design are disappointed for me

[rose spire]

Yes

[blissful oxide]

the next year 2, and the next year 1 left, and becames DE friend

[serene elm]

no you are wrong, 1 major event and a minor one in June

learn how to count

[static imp]

Nah shes gorgeous. Magnificent..Will summon to the death

[full mulch]

Lexi made her debut as a superstar this time

[blissful oxide]

it's u, hello

[peak knoll]

who even is IB

[serene elm]

they get the most amount per year

[peak knoll]

oh ironblood

[devout bough]

yeah, i love her

[blissful oxide]

iron blood u mf

[sturdy yoke]

Imma sue her for what her sister did

[blissful oxide]

how would u not know that

[lean frost]

Oh no a minor event which other factions had too, seethe

[torn aspen]

bro, bedroom lol

[turbid sleet]

brutal segs?

[signal delta]

Y'all not helping who we get

[full mulch]

It's not wrong, though since Lexi was an idol before she disappeared.

Now she returns as a superstar

[stable tapir]

Different artist?

[nocturne ether]

chinese new year is in feb so

[burnt idol]

God shes so absurdly gorgeous its hard to believe she was crippled for 8 years straight

[serene elm]

no you are wrong, they do not, IB is the only faction that gets 2 events per year

[sturdy yoke]

No. Imma fine her money

[serene elm]

a major one and aminor one

[mortal hill]

February skin theme

[vagrant coyote]

why isn't this Ironblood event? we literally got robbed, this is outrageous, it's unfair!!!

[sinful vapor]

the malding is strong today

[blissful oxide]

watch DE no ur for the next year again

[agile silo]

NAH WE STILL UP

[serene elm]

you are a fucking tourist who never checks the events if you can't see that

[signal delta]

[solar dome]

omg after 8 years she's finally standing we are so back

[sturdy yoke]

Who cares?

[nocturne ether]

feb skins are gonna hit hard

[sturdy yoke]

As long the ship is good I'm good tbh

[lean frost]

U malding hard lmfao

[solar dome]

everyone say THANK YOU sea of stars or whatever

[sinful vapor]

facebook is still around?

[burnt idol]

Reminder: lexington II almost died and was just contained

[blissful oxide]

how many ur per year

[solar dome]

and everyone say THANK YOU TWICE

[devout bough]

it basically is an ironblood event

[serene elm]

no I'm saying the truth amd if you don't want to see it whatever

[turbid sleet]

reincarnated

[burnt idol]

Sea of MOTHERS

[blissful oxide]

if confirming a Dr from pr

[burnt idol]

THANK YOU TWICE!!

[peak knoll]

ironblood has been favoured for like the first 5 years of the game

[compact hound]

Okay soo

[runic totem]

only AI like chatgbt or the likes trying to make it seem still relevant

[lean frost]

As if, if it was true, it'd be a bad thing

[compact hound]

I hate IB

[peak knoll]

en has like 3 factions so they need to split the time

[compact hound]

BUT..

[burnt idol]

Guys im pretty sure mori was mocking

[vagrant coyote]

true Lexington II is basically Ironblood ship

[devout bough]

only the first 5 years? still being favoured now

[turbid sleet]

So 3 UR:
1 Lexi II
1 DD UR
1 SS UR
right?

[blissful oxide]

after 5 years:

[burnt idol]

Put down your pitchforks

[mossy eagle]

Lexington III

[solar dome]

next is WASP ❤️❤️

[torn aspen]

Event in points free lol

[vagrant coyote]

Lexington II copying Bismarck Zwei

[blissful oxide]

where the heck is ss ur

[static imp]

Cow skin maid Lexington, in the bedroom and we get strip minigame. I can feel kt

[burnt idol]

IS THIS LITERALLY NOT SUA

[balmy plume]

[compact hound]

cut them some slack this time cus Agir is LITERALLY their first dorm ship

[peak knoll]

no ss ur

[burnt idol]

WAIT NO MIZI

[balmy plume]

why

[rose spire]

Woah…She is?

[burnt idol]

I got the lesbians names mixed up

Mizi is the pink one

[peak knoll]

1 dd ur 1 cv ur

[lean frost]

Doesn't check out lmao, IB still has less ships

[shut crane]

lewdmark

[runic abyss]

merch

[solar dome]

they mistook Willie d as a sub cause she was sitting on her rigging her whatever

[devout bough]

no skin for gacha UR i guess

[blissful oxide]

lmfao

[vagrant coyote]

of course. Zwei means II copycat Eagle Union

[devout bough]

[mossy eagle]

new BA character

[signal delta]

Yikes ,what a lineup this is

[compact hound]

USS ALREADY HAVE NJ AND ANCHO

[peak knoll]

holy

[blissful oxide]

what

[compact hound]

IJN HAVE NOSHIRO AND TAIHOU

[nocturne ether]

DAMN

[rose spire]

WOOOOOOO

[peak knoll]

bismarck

[static imp]

She still seems cute and cheery but also really mature and sober now. Like shes seen some shit and has grown from it

[rose spire]

I USED TI PRAY FOR TIMES LOKE THESE

[honest kestrel]

cheshire plushie

[rustic sapphire]

Fumo cheschire

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cheshire-azurlane-cait-sith-crooner-hms-cheshire-kynanggame-gif-20227512

[blissful oxide]

oohhh

[devout bough]

IB event in disguise lol

[peak knoll]

pit u have to change ur view... bismarck got a skin...

[nocturne ether]

this is what you see after oath

[runic abyss]

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

[sinful vapor]

do not forget Maury retro

[solar dome]

new genshin character

[compact hound]

aight i retarct my statement

[serene elm]

it is true lol, last year was a major event with 2 UR and 5 new girls including Hipper META making it 6, and before that they got a minor event of 4 girls, no other faction got more than 1 event some didn't even get a single event

[blissful oxide]

new wuwa character

[rose spire]

IS THIS A BUSMARCK SKIN?

[compact hound]

death to the wehrbs

[full mulch]

WHY NOT NUN

[runic abyss]

IT IS

[signal delta]

No? William don't sit in her rigging?

[lean frost]

Because IB design goes hard? Lol

[runic abyss]

BATHSKIN

[high matrix]

True

[rose spire]

YEHAGHHHHHH

[solar dome]

that's Pasadena

[blissful oxide]

did u see wrong one

[serene elm]

nah

[peak knoll]

new strat

[compact hound]

I was gonna let the Agir slide

[gusty mural]

She has milf vibes lie inher veins

[peak knoll]

instead of show on piece of paper show on mobile phone screen

[devout bough]

That's Pasadena

[compact hound]

but the bismarck is just crossing the line

[signal delta]

Fuck,you right

[blissful oxide]

?

[agile silo]

THIS SHIT IS SHIFTING FROM GAMEPLAY TO SELLING SKINS

[peak knoll]

they showed new merch

[serene elm]

????? hello and the skin for all the PR's????

[runic abyss]

aahh collab

[signal delta]

Here Wiliam

[static imp]

There you go bros. We got our cv AND cruiser needs satisfied . Peak Christmas

[lean frost]

They makin it a social experiment lmao

[blissful oxide]

agir dorm 3d is there to remind everyone ib supremacy haven't fade yet

[nocturne ether]

lol u mad?

[devout bough]

eagle event
looks inside
IB

[peak knoll]

WHY DOES THE CHAT KEEP REOPENING

someone chinese please help

[sinful vapor]

they probably split with JP

[static imp]

William is the ssr, ur is Pasadena and lexy

[burnt idol]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING TJE ESSEX COLLAB IN AL??

[signal delta]

No goddamn wonder

[sinful vapor]

only Meck's skin was revealed

[serene elm]

it's trash we got no new girls at all tf is this major event?

[rustic sapphire]

When segs update

[runic totem]

Where's my milk producers? they shed their clothes to feed SKK and now i don't see no birth outfit and my thirst not quenched, I'm mildly dissatisfied, i want my milkers n milk

[rose spire]

Aight I love this event I don’t need to see anymore

[blissful oxide]

I didn't bother with that lol

[devout bough]

it's so fucking ass

[compact hound]

atleast make the rage bait look convincing lol

[blissful oxide]

get used to it instead

[lean frost]

Not gonna rest until Musashi/Shinano/Amagi dorm

[static imp]

Manjuu just couldn't resist shoehorning some IB

[ashen swift]

Still no Iowa sister 😩

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sturdy yoke]

What the fuck man?

[devout bough]

gotta get that wehraboo money

[blissful oxide]

or just 2 dorm at the same time

[soft void]

william is UR, whats with the misinformation on this chat lmao

[static imp]

Next year bro. Iowa and missiouri next year I know it

[solar dome]

I don't care what they give me anymore we got lex2 I can actually quit this game in peace

[lean frost]

Lex 2 is cool af tho? Tf u on about

[peak knoll]

yeah where the milk ship?

[viscid nest]

I stayed up for this smh

[north scarab]

Cuniberti's too

[blissful oxide]

as well as any section includes ib then it's alr

[pallid quartz]

Oh I forgot there's a Chinese stream

[solar dome]

I am shorekeepr

[burnt idol]

What is ur issue ?×,÷,=,@?@

[nocturne ether]

IB gets some skins

people moan about it being IB event

[viral matrix]

the fuck do you mean
its been like this for 2 years

[lean frost]

Haku was just Taiho 2

[signal delta]

@sinful vapor

NO IOWA CLASS

[peak knoll]

PIT WHERE IS COWPENS

[runic python]

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FixupX · Dec 15, 2025, 12:20 PM

[blissful oxide]

u are universal buffer huh

[tight goblet]

hmm

[shut crane]

maybe more reveals on jp strim

[solar dome]

exactly

[burnt idol]

TRUE

[torn aspen]

by Nozo AL EN

[blissful oxide]

aight

[ashen swift]

I need Wisconsin man. You know she gonna have a temper

[blissful oxide]

see ya

[peak knoll]

where is cowpens????? u guys lied to me

[devout bough]

no Lexington skins for Lexington event lol there better be

[versed ruin]

Lol 3 ur event

[nocturne ether]

they kept the stuff they couldn't show on cn for jp stream huh

[serene elm]

unless they saving stuff for JP stream this is the worst major event I have ever seen

[tight goblet]

hmm

[blissful oxide]

💀

[burnt idol]

I skipped the ur sub back in hakuhou's event

[solar dome]

https://tenor.com/view/ogwlz-tokyo-toni-exactly-devil-smile-gif-1257028012690355551

[mossy pivot]

Dude, they'd just make 3D dorm for Implacable or Indomitable

[burnt idol]

Lmfao

[devout bough]

yes

[blissful oxide]

bro actually trusted that, noice

[burnt idol]

Anyone else

[peak knoll]

theres no way they are saving stuff for jp stream

i dont believe it

[compact hound]

WHERE IS IT????

[nocturne ether]

they are there's skin teasers for skins that we haven't seen yet

[static imp]

Nah its eu event plain and true but still manjuu are axisboos and couldn't resist.

Tho imo the meckle skin is peak tho

[shut crane]

it is quite lacking, so it do feel like they're holding back stuff for jp strim

[serene niche]

is it true im gonna have another fletcher UR!?

[burnt idol]

By skip I mean I stopped playing during hakuhou's event and subs are chopped hoes doing nothing

[serene elm]

you are not beating the tourist allegations are you? a major event is defined by amount of new girls, major events are 6 new units 3 or 4 (this event) is a minor event

[blissful oxide]

wtf the live is alr ending?

[compact hound]

EVEN BETTER, GIVE ME 3D FORMI

[mossy pivot]

I meant that if they'd make 3D dorm it'd probably be one of these two

[peak knoll]

its cn game cn people would mald

[sinful vapor]

could barely tell it was her, they made her even smaller lol

[mossy pivot]

Or Formi, yeah

[signal delta]

So Pasadena is the Gacha and Lexington is the point?

What the fuck

[torn aspen]

Video old

[peak knoll]

man what is this trash

[solar dome]

Someone lied and told everyone she was a must pull cause they saw UNIVERSAL 10% ACC buff and started celebrating like Yamato was released

[signal delta]

GOD PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPENED, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FUNNY

[compact hound]

QE is probably a long shot but FORMI PLSSSS

[blissful oxide]

getting used of the censoring says everything

[peak knoll]

why do i have like virus pop ups on my stream

[serene elm]

if it's only skins we are cooked, the new level for major events is lame

[peak knoll]

bilibili is dogshit

[high matrix]

Imagine 3D Elizabeth

[ashen swift]

I just hope we get nice skins and no edge lord shit like we have been getting lately

[thorny haven]

Wait 3 UR?

[jovial roost]

Huh... I really hoped for UR CL. Really disappointed now

[peak knoll]

no only 2

[lean frost]

Maybe they just haven't shown the normal SRs/Es yet? Bro out here thinking his "allegations" count for something lmfaooo

[solar dome]

did they like lock the other half of the entire event behind the JP livestream where is everything g

[signal delta]

Yet

[peak knoll]

people cant read chinese

[ashen swift]

We getting 3 UR’s????

[serene elm]

only 2 literally a minor event

[serene elm]

WOW MANJUU

[static imp]

"IL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE" Joseph joestar circa 1989

[peak knoll]

2 ur only

[jovial roost]

what??

[nocturne ether]

yeah

[burnt idol]

Didn't fall for the agenda IJBOL

[signal delta]

Pray for JP add the third UR

[peak knoll]

2 ur only

read chat

[solar dome]

guys stop saying 3 urs omfg

[tired crown]

Lex Luther

[signal delta]

Nope guys,it's 3 UR

Trust

[blissful oxide]

it's cn bro wtf did u expect

[signal delta]

The third UR coming in 17

[thorny haven]

Where is lex skin

[blissful oxide]

[burnt idol]

AS LONG AS THE PEAK OF A SUBMARINES DAMAGE IS 150K AND THEY CANT ENTER META BATTLES I WONT FALL FOR THE UR SUB AGENDA

[solar dome]

third ur is CODE G ❤️

[nocturne ether]

3rd UR is enty retro

[serene elm]

no, they already showed everything in this stream unless they save it for JP stream this is a minor event with 2 UR and a SSR instead of 2SSR and a ELite

[pallid quartz]

Yikes the breastpansion on lex too

[viral matrix]

another ship that recieved boob-inflation

[peak knoll]

yeah ur right they copied youtube and made it worse

[compact hound]

SUBMARINE IN METAA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn

[peak knoll]

like everything chinese

[viral matrix]

never

[fluid pier]

[high matrix]

3rd UR is QE II

[compact hound]

Lex got the inflation debuff

tragic

[tired crown]

Infernal having a Lexington pat is new or old?

[nocturne ether]

the type 2 ships get boob buff

yorktown then lexington

[lean frost]

Even if true, name one major event gacha SR/E in the last few years that wasn't giga forgettable lmao

[solar dome]

when are we gonna get a girl that visibly shrank

[sturdy yoke]

Didn't we have that?

[blissful oxide]

fits the "self-made" propaganda atleast

[thorny haven]

Saratoga pumping kashino milk on lexington while on cryo sleep

[pastel oracle]

Old

[sturdy yoke]

Alongside with Bismarck II?

[jovial roost]

Copium in chat is too high

[peak knoll]

my window keeps going out of fullscreen to show some shitty super chat someone paid for

[serene niche]

i like lex 2

[viral matrix]

another victim of chronic backpain

[solar dome]

no submarine in meta fights

[runic totem]

man
I'm actually disappointed in myself for having expectations, shouda never done that

[shut crane]

lewd the bis

[compact hound]

META ships dont have subarines

[devout bough]

same

[signal delta]

Same

[devout bough]

fucking ass event

[signal delta]

[silk sleet]

ngl idk why but I'm not at all hype

[solar dome]

my only expectation was lex 2 idk what u guys were expecting

[sturdy yoke]

Saratoga pumping Lexy's milk

[peak knoll]

because its a 2 ship

[tired crown]

@rose spire

[compact hound]

welcome to IB slop simulator

[blissful oxide]

so the cn stream is ending?

[burnt idol]

We got mother and thats all that matters me thinks

[solar dome]

oh whatever who gaf

[peak knoll]

and nobody liked lexington in the first place

[blissful oxide]

perhaps I shall go

[devout bough]

oh idk? more than 3 ships for the event faction?

[stiff forum]

Yay USS lexi

[signal delta]

Last event of the year too,what a way to rub salt in a wound

[sturdy yoke]

We have no? The one with Bismarck II event?

[nocturne ether]

new member

opinion rejected

[blissful oxide]

also that's hamman skin for free? bruh

[compact hound]

We are currently recruiting Anti-IB propagandist

[devout bough]

skins for the gacha UR?

[sinful vapor]

[viral matrix]

they dont even get privacy in their own bathrooms
are literal creeps working at manjuu

[solar dome]

Exactly

[fluid pier]

is that it

[elfin kayak]

U-556 META

[torn aspen]

12/18/2025 update maintenance

[thorny haven]

I mean drip feeding milk to lex

[fluid pier]

[pallid quartz]

Actually a good skin there with bisk2

[devout bough]

but nooeeeeee gotta be iromblood glaze

[compact hound]

I MEANT META FIGHTS BEING ABLE TO DEPLOY SUBS

[stiff forum]

Realest shit

[blissful oxide]

fuck dang it live alr ended

[rose spire]

I saw already matter of fact I’m going to sleep rn with a smile on my face I wanted a bunny skin but this is better

[peak knoll]

where the milk skin

[devout bough]

fucking bullshit event

[blissful oxide]

time passes like nothing

[nocturne ether]

and skins

[solar dome]

Take a step back and wonder how much energy ur wasting on something that inevitably doesn't matter

[sinful vapor]

[shut crane]

we didn't even see who the milk, the bunny and the cat are

[fluid pier]

Cool
Thanks for nothing CN

[blissful oxide]

cn live actually didn't leak lex 2 all time lol

only william

[nocturne ether]

tomorrow

[peak knoll]

yeah its being saved for jp stream u guys were right

sad

[signal delta]

For a arm race? Or the event?

[stiff forum]

Hm

[devout bough]

i hope so

[elfin kayak]

JP will have more for us to look at

[compact hound]

USS event
uses glasses
IB hi-jack

[devout bough]

no skin reveal for Lex II is crazy work

[sinful vapor]

as usual CN livestream is very pasta

[static imp]

Honestly not bad chirstmas event . Idk what yall talking about.

[peak knoll]

i mean they literally didnt show like 2 of the "teasers"

[nocturne ether]

too lewd for cn me thinks

[sinful vapor]

[serene elm]

that wasn't giga forgettable? well let me list couple girls ppl do remember and are form mino events
Friedrich Carl, Admiral Zenker, Franklin... there's way more I just mentioned 3

[blissful oxide]

hope so, if jp goes for few hours route then it worth it

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-teddy-bear-bismarck-christmas-bismarck-gif-5106043803670329740

[torn aspen]

Race the end left

[devout bough]

gotta get that sweet wehraboo bucks

[blissful oxide]

most useful information ever seen

[static imp]

Essex is the blood ravens of the eagle union. She still the sisters like chapter relics

[blissful oxide]

🤣

[peak knoll]

[agile silo]

weirdly not showing Lexington 2 on the live

[tired crown]

My goat bisko receiving a skin at the end of the year

[lean frost]

They all pretty forgettable ngl

[shut crane]

ggwp

[serene elm]

unless they end up announcing all the remaining stuff in the JP stream this is the smalles """""major""""" event in all AL

[compact hound]

We really need to gas them out huh

[jovial roost]

Underwhelming stream from CN side

[peak knoll]

yeah not showing lex 2 skin lmao

[sharp lintel]

the better stream

[rose spire]

[blissful oxide]

aight I shall go now since the live alr ended, staying here can't change anything

[pallid quartz]

I can't wait for gouden to land that shittt cowprint skin theme ugh

[devout bough]

Bismarck got 2 skins for 2 chirstmas events

[shut crane]

anyway, we waiting for the second half on jp strim

[nocturne ether]

there are so many that are good, people that can't come up with any just care about the URs lol

[sharp cosmos]

Did they just forget to show skins for Lexington 2 and the other research ships

[viral matrix]

ships dont get any privacy apparently, judging by that skin
are creeps being employed at manjuu i wonder

[devout bough]

RIchelieu gets fucking ass

[mossy pivot]

Don't care about either of those, Kuyby got skin

[blissful oxide]

another nano spotted

[lean frost]

I kinda wanna see hard numbers from past events, to kinda gauge if some factions pay more during major events

[peak knoll]

lex 2 skin is the milk skin i guess

[torn aspen]

Livestream over left

[sinful vapor]

guys pretend the stream did not happen and it was just a dream

[blissful oxide]

ikr

[nocturne ether]

will be shown on jp stream tmr I think

[compact hound]

based

[solar dome]

what stream

[pallid quartz]

Yes I'm a nano

[devout bough]

if they didn't there wouldn't be that many IB glazing

[lean frost]

I'm willing to bet there's more US stans than IB ones lmao

[peak knoll]

or the elf from DR

[torn aspen]

Next livestream JP

[uneven ivy]

they out here splitting the streams

[peak knoll]

is milk skin

[rose spire]

You’ll get Richelieu And whatever 2 is in French I promise

[versed ruin]

So, why is everyone mad?

[uneven ivy]

💀

[serene elm]

yup, I do remember each singl eone form minor events, in fact all tempesta faction girls are from minor events, peak faction

[solar dome]

next stream will be kr

[serene niche]

[sharp lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about-michael-che-saturday-night-live-i-have-no-idea-wasnt-me-gif-20998207

[lean frost]

The only clear bias I'm seeing is toward IJN lmao

[shut crane]

privacy is overrated

[pallid quartz]

Any other skins revealed? I don't see any

[uneven ivy]

half the skins gonna be announced Wednesday or something

[sinful vapor]

wht skins

[sharp lintel]

i was the sauce

[compact hound]

Then show us you bathing

[sinful vapor]

what stream?

[runic totem]

definitely, alot of IB complainers and few IB enjoyers

[peak knoll]

no they didnt reveal like half the skins

[runic abyss]

brooo

[viral matrix]

do that irl and watch what happens

[uneven ivy]

jp stream on 17th

[sinful vapor]

we saw nothing

[runic abyss]

we wait for JP

[devout bough]

this shit is so ass

[lean frost]

This lmao

[peak knoll]

theres still like 3 research skins to reveal and lexington at the very least

[nocturne ether]

yall gotta have some patience fr...

[pallid quartz]

There's a bismark 2 and apparently cuniberti and meck

[devout bough]

the wehraboos don't show themselves

[peak knoll]

gouden didnt get a skin yet

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-chrollo-lucilfer-1999-hxh-gif-16928957668416418915

[shut crane]

there's also the teased skins

[peak knoll]

gouden is probably the milk skin

[runic totem]

how stream left us

[static imp]

Axis lane strikes again

[serene elm]

and then ppl tell me to not look at gacharevenue which shows a clear decline in AL for the past 2 years, I see I see, maybe that decline is not so fake seeing a major event beign so small

[compact hound]

Want to wake em up?

[serene niche]

im def buying that meck l2d +

[peak knoll]

since coubert was the kitty skin

[uneven ivy]

best Gouden skin would be no clothes but what do I know

[bold snow]

stream felt incomplete ?

[lean frost]

Meanwhile USN stans making themselves look goofy over it lmao

[devout bough]

yeah

[peak knoll]

it makes sense theyre the research skins

[half pawn]

gearlab update on jp ig

[pallid quartz]

Which is a god damn waste man.,....

[blissful oxide]

they are already pretend sleeping lol

[sacred osprey]

She is not called golden lewd for nothing

[torn aspen]

Azur Lane Mainland Summary CN BiliBili.

[devout bough]

i'm not even a USN fan

[agile silo]

Goodbye old friend

[devout bough]

i'm Iris fan

[sinful vapor]

a ship game that is sinking..well I be damned

[compact hound]

Just say Bismarck is fu-ing trash

[viral matrix]

just wait till 2028/29 when they get another rightwing-ish government
then the wehraboo floodgates will open

[blissful oxide]

oh lol

[compact hound]

They'll aggro on you

[pallid quartz]

Thanks king

[solar dome]

I'm crine

[blissful oxide]

🤣

[compact hound]

or me in this case\

[serene elm]

"AL is not in a decline bro it's top 3 in bilibili" looks at a major event and the biggest one of the year
3 new girls + a META

[stiff forum]

Getting only the mecklen one

[devout bough]

i just much prefer Eagle Union as a faction than the thinly veiled wehraboo bait

[solar dome]

total revenue from this event being 5 dollars all being from people who spent gems to buy cubes

[static imp]

Also the damn censorship. The chinese are such pussies .

[lean frost]

That's just as thinly veiled tho lmao

[compact hound]

Event is supposed to be a USS event btw

[dark solstice]

You called Mein Pig?

[compact hound]

But IB hi-jacked

[devout bough]

Because i've accepted that Iris will barely get any content

[torn aspen]

Np

[devout bough]

Royal Navy and Eagle Union is decent enough

[sturdy yoke]

She is a meme

[elfin kayak]

agreed, this CN stream was sloppy unlike previous CN streams

[compact hound]

meanwhile HMS

MAJOR FACTION BTW

[static imp]

Yes . Precisely why I main eu . That and also our faction actually has historical ships that actually did shit

[devout bough]

"major" faction btw

[viral matrix]

i mean at this point the events feel more like copy-paste
nothing really new, same shit in differant tones

[blissful oxide]

eu becoming next de

[tired crown]

“Major”

[blissful oxide]

🕰️

[lean frost]

I mean they built (or papered) even less stuff than Germany

[mossy pivot]

Same

[sharp lintel]

see you guys on wednesday morning for jp stream

[blissful oxide]

time for eu downfall

[pallid quartz]

These skins don't really hook me, hopefully the remainder has something good

[devout bough]

LMAO

[violet panther]

so William D Porter is a UR?

[devout bough]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[sinful vapor]

we are getting an event?

[dark solstice]

It's all over

[mossy pivot]

I got Soyuz, I got AN, I'm happy

[turbid sleet]

no lexi II skins?

[sinful vapor]

wha

[compact hound]

IB IS EASY

[oblique dove]

Bye

[blissful oxide]

lol

[compact hound]

JUST BULLSHIT THE SHIPS

[blissful oxide]

can't accept it right

[serene elm]

and now they aren't even major events or minor events apparently, nwo they all will be effortless slop lmao, this game is fucking dead

[viral matrix]

blame france for being shit in the interwar period

[signal delta]

Nope

Pasadena and Lexi 2

[solar dome]

wtf will willie d even like do

[compact hound]

DOESNT NEED TO EXIST IRL

[devout bough]

the fucking kriegsmarine is 1/3rd the size of Marine Nationale IRL

[violet panther]

ok...