al-general

[runic totem]

[stark fox]

Shinano won last time and hasn’t gotten shit for fuck

[peak knoll]

2 years ago but yeah

Hear hear

[runic totem]

she got high quality skins tho

[trim gyro]

she's had 2 skins since then

[runic totem]

more budget for her skins

[stark fox]

She had those beforehand

[dark solstice]

So the winner takes it all
And the loser has to fall
Throw the dice, cold as ice
Way down here, someone dear
Takes it all, has to fall
And it's plain, why complain?

[stark fox]

[stark fox]

The popularity poll doesn’t guarantee jack shit

[novel bobcat]

lmao

[dark solstice]

It's rigged anyway, why else ain't Formi number 1 smh

[peak knoll]

Nice, big unlock

Who is #1 atm anyways, Musashi?

[stark fox]

Obviously

The Floof simps are strong

[peak knoll]

Eh not surprising, pretty good pick to be fair

[novel bobcat]

but overall i cant wait till its...end of februari? march? so we can wrap this voting bs up again

[stark fox]

Ehhhh

[dark solstice]

Kinda expect Benny to arrive and shoot me in the head

[rain valley]

your waifu not winning ≠ rigged

[dark solstice]

Same when my lottery numbers don't win

[rain valley]

skill issue
get a better birthday

[novel bobcat]

the real contest is "who gets nominated best siren this year"

[dark solstice]

Are sirens in the contest too ?

[novel bobcat]

yes

[peak knoll]

Yeah, a special voting round

[dark solstice]

Damn

[novel bobcat]

Tower won last time

[daring vale]

strength vii

[novel bobcat]

Empress forever

[dark solstice]

Who is this cutey again ?

[stiff forum]

U called?

[novel bobcat]

u da wrong number bro

yer VI, not VII

[stiff forum]

Oh nvm

[daring vale]

purifier

[stiff forum]

Hm

[dark solstice]

I would say she was head an shoulders above the competition but....

[peak knoll]

I hope whatever the Siren with the jellyfish-like hat that looks like she's asleep loses so she gets deleted from the fucking game

most annoying opsi miniboss bar none

[stiff forum]

Lol

[daring vale]

the one that spams planes at you?

[peak knoll]

Yeah and usually gets the 20 healthbar heal thing as well

[daring vale]

yeah that one sucks 😭

[peak knoll]

So you just barely miss the kill and have to spend 50 AP to heal up

really cool!

[novel bobcat]

CN and JP voted Observer in 2023 and got rewarded with a pair of tentacles

meanwhile we got the tower's crown

[trim gyro]

I voted purifier

[dark solstice]

Based

[stark fox]

Crown cooler

Ngl

[dark solstice]

Is the special voting live then ? Literally second day I haven't logged and too lazy 🦥

[novel bobcat]

oh right EN also did the meme vote for best meta

[stiff forum]

Hm

Yummy Helena meta

[novel bobcat]

meanwhile helmet won in both JP and CN

[dark solstice]

No ark 🥺

[trim gyro]

right now nugget meta is obviously best, she grants my wishes

[stark fox]

Unironically, much cooler reward

Like… HelMetas skin is just a blue bullet

[peak knoll]

Recency bias sweep

[stark fox]

It suuuuucccckkkkkkes

[novel bobcat]

bird go brrrr

[peak knoll]

But I'll allow it this time

Essex META looks sick

[novel bobcat]

ohh right...the kids round

[stark fox]

Taihou being that high is yuck

[trim gyro]

slightly worrying top 3

[dark solstice]

Peregrine falcon skin for the dive bomber would be nice

[novel bobcat]

whats even more insane is that taihou-chan ended up 3rd in all 3 regions

amagi won both JP and EN, chesire won CN

[runic totem]

she's a good girl

[peak knoll]

Bronze medal is the best medal anyways. Gold gives you an ego, silver makes you delusional, bronze keeps you humble and grinding

[stark fox]

Only for detecting Pedophiles

[wheat cosmos]

[dark solstice]

I have to level Belfast chan and lil lusty I hope I have enough free xp

[stark fox]

Disgusting

[dark solstice]

She can self level to 125 please so I don't have to

[novel bobcat]

i've always found sending little ships into sortie inherently wrong

[dark solstice]

Gotta earn their keep

[trim gyro]

checks his taihou-chan to see what she says at 100
yeah no we're not doing that

[dark solstice]

Lol

[stark fox]

I used Lil’Bel as one of my main frontlines and Zeppy as one of my main Carriers for a long while

Granted this was real early

[trim gyro]

Zeppy unironically good low cost flagship

[dark solstice]

Have like 4 Royal navy carriers to level bar the 2 i missed

[novel bobcat]

though, little Agïr is always ready for battle

[peak knoll]

boring woke take but I find the presence of kid characters in a game as innately oversexualized as AL to be wrong at a base level

[tight goblet]

hmm

[dark solstice]

Same until I read the thing about Bache and felt bad

Even a pixel shouldnt have to live that life and be abandoned

[stark fox]

I could see her winning, she cute

[trim gyro]

not going to post the actual lines but basically taihou-chan wants to move into your room for... reasons

[tight goblet]

shes the result of a night with u and mommy gir

anyways hru clothing

[peak knoll]

Because she had a bad dream and wants to be comforted, I'm sure

[dark solstice]

I hate cruel stuff like that even in fiction

[trim gyro]

sure, let's go with that

[stark fox]

I think they are fine so long as they are not lewded

Headpats are fine

[tight goblet]

I agree

[tight goblet]

valid take

[novel bobcat]

[jaunty adder]

lewd is a must

[stark fox]

[jaunty adder]

[dark solstice]

You planning a torpedo run?

[trim gyro]

everything in this game is lewded

[peak knoll]

Real

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-gif-15492219

[slim forum]

Some more pics of the uss New Jersey

[jaunty adder]

as the lord intended

[novel bobcat]

same, hence i cant even usually take the bad guy route in games that offer me choices (e.g. mass effect renegade choices)

[trim gyro]

oh right, she asks for a date at 81

[dark solstice]

I did go full evil for a while on all games after playing as the bad guy in Red dead 2

[slim forum]

Maybe 😊

[jaunty adder]

MASS EFFECT MENTIONED

[trim gyro]

and tries to steal the office key at 61

[peak knoll]

I love cruel and villain routes in fiction. Writing villains is way more fun than writing heroes

On god

[tight goblet]

FOOD SOUND

[dark solstice]

Started embracing my nirn Irish routes and throwing molotovs at the guys house you have to take the stuff to cover his debts

[novel bobcat]

what's your favorite store on the Citadel

[trim gyro]

all of them, obviously

[dark solstice]

Feel bad when the bad character who has had a bad life goes evil and is killed tho usually

[worthy dawn]

[peak knoll]

I feel like this gets overdone nowadays though. We can't have bad guys that are just terrible people anymore

everyone needs a million justifications and a tragic, nuanced backstory

man just give me some villains that are evil

[stable plank]

best little ship

[modern dew]

deserved

[worthy dawn]

tru

[novel bobcat]

good written villains are rarely found these days

[trim gyro]

DAL had a villain who's just a terrible person

[modern dew]

anyways im giving gobbla lewd headpats or something

[trim gyro]

patting which head?

[stiff forum]

Aggressive headpats

[modern dew]

that one

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cone-meme-gif-3297817648519134962

[peak knoll]

The best villains try to justify their actions with reasons that make sense only to them

But to anyone else it's just ''nah motherfucker you're deranged''

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

I like hot anime girls with clip on legs

[silver atlas]

I was surprised that Helmet lost in EN but at the same time not really

idk had Essex Meta not been reveiled at the last second Helena meta would have won in a land slide

[trim gyro]

the main bad guy in DAL literally just said he just likes hurting people, he has a tragic backstory but he admits that's all bullshit and all he needed was an excuse

[peak knoll]

Based, sounds up my alley. I'll look it up

[dark solstice]

Those types I don't care about disappearing

[tight goblet]

DRAGON THINGY

hru dragon thingy

[hybrid imp]

True, I like cartoonishly evil villains

We need villains that just do evil just because

[silver atlas]

like fr, how can u not like this

also hi snow

[novel bobcat]

because my helmet is an absolute donkey

she never triggers her skill

[silver atlas]

skill issue

[trim gyro]

didn't headpat her enough

[silver atlas]

[dark solstice]

Need to put monitors there

[tight goblet]

me powerful now

[modern dew]

because you are their competition

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-meme-memes-dean-winchester-sam-winchester-gif-17203418676472758788

[peak knoll]

Unironically fax

Everyone thinks they're mr. Freeze nowadays

[silver atlas]

mr who?

[modern dew]

latest puss in boots movie did it really well

[peak knoll]

Batman villain, and an old example of an actually tragic villain that's closer to an antihero

Ends justify the means type of dude

[tight goblet]

mr freeze is aura

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-jack-horner-big-jack-horner-orb-villain-gif-27415007

[silver atlas]

[stiff forum]

Hm

[silver atlas]

isnt that kinda what phrolova's backstory is in Wuwa

[modern dew]

what if batman just beats people for no reason

i think that would be great writing

[tight goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1441876720067154032/dancingShoku.gif

[stiff forum]

Next one can be u

Careful from Batman

[modern dew]

hey man atleast i met batman if that's the case

[dark solstice]

Joker is a victim of batman

[worthy dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393435165243867150/1441702115172028426/attachment.gif

[dark solstice]

No joke

[worthy dawn]

matpat effect

[modern dew]

truth fruit

[runic totem]

lyguss

peak

[solid whale]

how i feel when the flat atago image gets posted

[radiant cipher]

snow is white

[tight goblet]

hmm

[teal girder]

Why am I kapibara

[hard vine]

I enjoy waifus

[runic totem]

some ppl use drugs to get high
some drink
some smoke
some consume waifus
brain rot has many forms

[pastel moat]

That looks like queen brahne from ff9

[runic totem]

only drugs and waifu consumption get public shaming

[pastel moat]

[modern dew]

huh

if you speak gibberish to me again i will have you oathed

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/toshihiro-nagoshi-yakuza-klofiks-rgg-studio-ryu-ga-gotoku-studio-gif-22396593

[modern dew]

what is that

[pastel moat]

Queen brahne

[modern dew]

Does she have a fat ass

[late shale]

Hmm

[teal girder]

Looks like a fat face

[solar bronze]

wow RNG...just wow...you literally would rather drop me 3 Rares and 1 Elite in a single map than give me a single boss drop....

[stable plank]

why is nagoshi laughing

[fiery wharf]

I completely forgot I was building since the last event and this happened

Cant tell if im too lucky or too forgetful

[teal girder]

U didn't redeem?

[stable plank]

he redeemed?

[fiery wharf]

I redeemed after all this time messing around and not realizing

[fierce cape]

Holy shit, when was that event?

[fiery wharf]

Busy working and busy doing other stuff in game

[teal girder]

Would be crazy if that's daily pull

[modern dew]

other stuff in game huh..

[teal girder]

Gone Minecraft

[fiery wharf]

Yeah, messing with:

[fierce cape]

By giving her lemons

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-9700368484468127277

[fiery wharf]

In my case its been way more than a "few days"

[runic totem]

smash, i missed the event and now I'm sad

[weary wasp]

i didnt unlock a single part of that event story

[teal girder]

Wait for reun or spoilers

[weary wasp]

did it have event map?

I thought that event only had the skins story, but i checked the game events recently and noticed that other part which i didnt unlock

[jaunty adder]

you have the wrong gif

its this

@radiant cipher

[lusty marsh]

Wgat

[radiant cipher]

🌭

[teal girder]

Sosij

[runic totem]

is there a countdown to cn stream?

[dark solstice]

Its the final countdown........

[stable plank]

tomorrow

[lament palm]

EOS stream

[radiant cipher]

Lorenz got da plant

[lament palm]

It never hit me how appropriate the plant I got is with the Lorax thing

[radiant cipher]

I got the snail

Someone at discord been spyin

[hybrid imp]

30% left gng

[lament palm]

French delicacy

[radiant cipher]

Eyup

Fr tho its good

[lament palm]

Horse divorce

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[radiant cipher]

Knight

[trim gyro]

divorce everyone from the horses, it is time

[tidal ginkgo]

umausume is shit

[trim gyro]

also what the hell is that name

[weak parrot]

Maybe I’m just antisocial

But I’m in the local Asian town

[hard vine]

i think AL should add more waifus

[weak parrot]

And naturally there are a bunch of young people

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/ADiverseStyle/status/1999739143564460059

DiverseStyle (@ADiverseStyle)

I need to be left alone when cooking. I am a menace to everything in the kitchen (especially if I have music playing).
︀︀
︀︀私はキッチンでは危険人物です。料理をしているときは、いつもあたり一面をめちゃくちゃにしてしまうんです（特に音楽を聴きながらだと）。
︀︀
︀︀#AzurLane
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FxTwitter · Dec 13, 2025, 7:12 AM

[tidal ginkgo]

its my proffesion

[signal delta]

Honestly

True

[trim gyro]

are you an adult actor?

[tidal ginkgo]

yes

[lament palm]

Forget actor, I don't think they're even adults

[dark solstice]

sick of this bearskin rain jacket advert on youtube

[trim gyro]

imagine getting ads

[tidal ginkgo]

are u on mobile

[dark solstice]

i know especially since some israeli firm was using ads to passively hack things

they gonna see all my azur lane art

[teal girder]

Clippy is an ad

[trim gyro]

Clippy just wants to help

[dark solstice]

AHHHHHHH not food at this time of night lol

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-the-furious-paul-walker-tyrese-gibson-we-hungry-gif-5881765

[weak parrot]

Maybe I’m just antisocial, but I’m at the local Asian town, and naturally, there are a bunch of young people. I see a group of them being all buddy buddy and I cringe

[tidal ginkgo]

are u a bot

or do u have dementia

[weak parrot]

no I just needed to type it all out

At once

[tidal ginkgo]

no I just needed to type it all out, at once

thank me

[runic totem]

bots so advanced they strip people of their humanity

[lean frost]

Huh they takin their sweet time with announcing the new UR this time

[weak parrot]

Sex

sex meta

[tidal ginkgo]

lets keep it family friendly

[next summit]

peak name

[weak parrot]

essexsex

[lunar patio]

hey guys

[lean frost]

404 target audience

[devout bough]

Morning allergen!!!!

[devout bough]

Hi Richie!!!!

[weak parrot]

Plappable

[devout bough]

Already plapped

[tight stone]

Headpats or cheek squish on Laffey

[tidal ginkgo]

just curious, are yall men?

[devout bough]

No

I'm a Pig

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[tidal ginkgo]

all i see is a good steak 🤤

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-nose-moving-nose-nose-piggy-gif-15973968579150031374

[devout bough]

What a handsome gentlemen!!!!

[dark solstice]

They grow up so fast

[oblique sinew]

damn the bacon is here. just needed some

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[weak parrot]

Anyway

no fucking swearing

[dark solstice]

That's what you said

[shut crane]

[tidal ginkgo]

is that a octopus hybrid

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[shut crane]

sure

[devout horizon]

Hmmm.

Milk.

[tidal ginkgo]

does she have tentacles as feet

[oblique sinew]

goddamn thats hot

[oblique sinew]

hello grank

[radiant cipher]

Synd

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-scratch-uma-musume-butt-scratching-gif-1633682477529989469

[oblique sinew]

hello richy

[radiant cipher]

Yo

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-anime-cute-wave-gif-20888343

[silver atlas]

i am not looking respectfully in the slightest. i am actively foaming at the mouth

[oblique sinew]

mood

also hello kaiser

[silver atlas]

hii

[shut crane]

[lethal sonnet]

hi

[neat moat]

Royal fortune

[lethal sonnet]

[shut crane]

royal thicc

[lethal sonnet]

tempesta

[neat moat]

Pirates my favorite

[sleek cape]

Hi

[lethal sonnet]

hello

[meager marsh]

more tummy!!!!! MORE!!!!!!

[rain valley]

what is this horse doing?

[radiant cipher]

Scratchibg

Anyway owl time

[rain valley]

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-spin-bath-cute-small-gif-6161661708865035017

[idle pier]

Cute owl

[nimble sable]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-fatass-bnuuy-bunny-bnuuy-rabbit-rabbit-whatever-gif-15720990188084548831

[dark solstice]

Soft spot for bunnies

I had a guard rabbit

Would take the leg off you if it was in a bad mood

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-gif-5377699542763594656

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-albtraumnewjersey-gif-9741938132510477287

[clever gazelle]

Aww

[dark solstice]

My rabbit loved chocolate

[teal girder]

chocolate rabbit when

[teal girder]

nooooo eaten

[dark solstice]

Eat first regret later

[atomic dew]

Lindt chocolate Bnuuy

[pseudo fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[dark solstice]

I need chocolate and none in the house

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-white-luffy-gear-5-moon-gear-5-gif-13839016206611534263

[radiant cipher]

Chat I

I
I didnt mean to

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-barking-dog-gif-14351583125274642141

[idle pier]

My eyes hurt now

[rose spire]

At least…the world is safe…?

[stable plank]

noir from nikke

or karin from ba

[devout bough]

dear laners

for christmas this year

i want a lane

[radiant cipher]

For christmas I want a good french skin

[neat moat]

Gawd damn

[rain valley]

one-up Bismarck's christmas skin
with Alsace, or Massena
or even better - Jean Bart

[devout bough]

it will be bunny girl

[marsh steppe]

for christmas i want to give you some copium

[rain valley]

I'd be ok with French bunbun

[tight roost]

pov:ayumu murase

[modest edge]

Bru what did the sun do to you

[lament palm]

The holy light of the lord burns the french

[stable plank]

her holiness

warding off the spirits of evil with her blessed light

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-azur-musashi77-star-raiden-endlss-musashi-gif-3030661941857517811

[stable plank]

hell no

[dark solstice]

Bache to where you came from

[plucky hound]

senbonsakura kageyoshi

[runic totem]

i missed out on this unit of a woman

😭

a year of waiting

[tight roost]

imagine if Leon S. Kennedy's japanese voices Balti

[worldly river]

seems like ||cowpens (cvl) || will be in the new event, and ||she has big tits (not surprised tho ||

[devout bough]

man this skin is so peak

hope they un-exclusive it

[weak parrot]

cock

[teal girder]

LeBron James

[sage zealot]

not her only exclusive skin

[devout bough]

i honestly think it's her best skin

[sage zealot]

That's a hot take considering her other skins

[devout bough]

yes

[devout bough]

i like that skin too, but her Anime bonus skin just hits different

[teal girder]

I only have her oath skin

[rain valley]

milk maids > regular maids

more Kashinos and cow Kronks

[sleek cape]

Maids that play on the PlayStation with me are better

[dark solstice]

There are maids that play on the PlayStation with you

[blissful oxide]

@devout bough so did u see wuwa 3.0 live

also hi

[rain valley]

hiring an egirl to play games with you was a big thing for a few years
for the most sad and pathetic of humanity

[ember spindle]

eagle union needs a kow. what's an escort carrier that saw action and could be made into kow?

[silver bear]

This was a sentence to see

also, hi y’all

[rain valley]

Midway or United States, maybe
Franklin as she is could be a cow too

[devout bough]

yes

hi

[silver bear]

hey Turquoise, you have a favorite Cruiser?

[devout bough]

mine is Marseillaise

[blissful oxide]

I'm feeling the map gonna be super big since there's motorbike exploration feature

[silver bear]

im partial to either Algerie or the Brooklyns myself

“Fuck you, Fifteen 6in guns go boom”

[blissful oxide]

total 90in guns go boom

[devout bough]

Su-30SM2 is so fun to test fly

[silver bear]

You goin for the Foxbat?

[devout bough]

yeah

gonna grind Su-30SM2 and Rafale M at the same time

[weak parrot]

Real men have 38DD cup size

[oblique dove]

[lavish oracle]

tiddies

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/richelieu-heart-aa-bofors-war-thunder-gif-8185067975729115715

[lavish oracle]

👍

[devout bough]

now on Tenor!!!!

post your Richie Heart today!!!!!!

[jaunty adder]

femboy manbat

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[burnt idol]

hi guys

who was the call to arms for

[hollow quarry]

?

[sage zealot]

Very likely

[teal girder]

batfem

[hollow quarry]

Helena 2 as UR, cus i want 3 cinamon roll in a fleet

[devout bough]

hmmm

[weak parrot]

Africa is a sport

[hollow quarry]

What the rule of said sport

[weak parrot]

take as much of your opponent’s land as possible

[hollow quarry]

So egypt is winning?

[weak parrot]

France is still in the game

[devout bough]

British Empire
France

[hollow quarry]

Ofc they are

[weak parrot]

France Men’s National Africa Team

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/bought-property-egypt-give-gif-12060490311026397794

Sorry lmao

💔💔

[hollow quarry]

[weak parrot]

Ptolemy is rolling in his sarcophagus

[hollow quarry]

Water is wet moment

[sage zealot]

you already can

[sleek cape]

Guys should I make Ozzy Osbourne CD and A Metallica one

[hybrid imp]

cough
-# Belgium in the Congo

coughs again

[weak parrot]

Belgium isn’t a real place

[hollow quarry]

I can? Oh the child

I send that one to scrap yard

[weak parrot]

Children make for excellent fireworks

I meant firewood

[sleek cape]

That’s even worse

[weak parrot]

Anyway

[sage zealot]

your retired your child , yikes

[weak parrot]

I mean just order another child from shein

or temu

Or wherever they mass produce children in China

[hollow quarry]

They arent contribute much in this economy

[weak parrot]

[full blade]

i speak for the Roons

[sleek cape]

I speak for uh

Nobody really

[full blade]

well uhh

Roon

[devout bough]

i speak for myself

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

not often the case with pigs i tell ya

[full blade]

well uhhhh

With this sacred wisdom cube, I summon, 8-handled torpedo sila divine battleship, Friedrich de grosse

[royal sigil]

[full blade]

guys hear me out on this

Kaga looks like Gojo so she has to have limitless and 6 eyes

[silver bear]

Hello there

[weak parrot]

I speak for no one

not even myself

I absolve myself of all responsibility

[full blade]

ong I remember making this last year in my government class

[devout bough]

omg Hood hii!!!!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1449223735918858310/richie_heart_d.gif

[silver bear]

RN’s finest

i do love the Riche

She is pretty

i want to get Hood in WT

But fuck that grind

[devout bough]

Hood is fine

she doesn't ammorack easily though

funnily enough

all the US BBs right up until Iowa are basically matchsticks

so is Kronshtadt

Bismarck pops really easily too

[silver bear]

ik the poor US bbs get cucked

[devout bough]

but not Hood

[silver bear]

The reason is that Gaijin think shells explode if hit

not the powder charges

The shells

Which, for the standards, shouldnt happen

[devout bough]

i swear Hood barely ever gets ammoracked

[devout bough]

Dunkerque got hit by that too

but then for Dunk you can just bring half ammo and it'll only use the 1st level, that's super deep down in the hull

so you don't get ammoracked as often

RIchelieu i don't think i've ever been ammoracked in

she has compeltely separate shell rooms for each turret, and both her shells and charges are very deep below waterline

[silver bear]

Its more an issue of 5.7-6.0 being a fuckin slog

and i just don’t enjoy BB tier

the long ass reloads and long flight times make aiming a damn chore

I played renown, and god shes so fuckin squishy

[devout bough]

5.7 Cruisers are fun

6.0 matchmaking isn't nearly as bad as it used to be too tbh

6.3 is fucking god awful though

especially for the cruisers

[silver bear]

Its been abt a yr since i played

[silver bear]

so

[devout bough]

a lot changed

[silver bear]

My knowledge of the balance is gone

[sleek cape]

Cat

[ivory bridge]

Car

[silver bear]

I played Belfast for most of my WTN grind

She was decent

But a glass cannon

[sleek cape]

Wait a minute aren’t you that loli guy

[silver bear]

and fuck how big RN cruiser bridges are

In that game

[devout bough]

who the loli guy

[devout bough]

RN Battleship on its way to get bridge crew wiped by secondaries:

[silver bear]

i hate maps in WTN

[devout bough]

for no particular reason the circle maps are my favourite ngl

[sleek cape]

Besides me of getting accused of talking about lolis sexually by a very specific lady in this server I don’t know

[neat moat]

Congrats you are the 2% player who plays naval in WT

[silver bear]

Hell and Heaven alike would fall if those blundering vatnik morons could make a half decent map

ive met cinderblocks with a better grasp of game design

[devout bough]

closer to 0.2%

probably

[sleek cape]

I can’t catch a break in here 😔

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[devout bough]

coastal 4.3 with spawn to spawn shooting and every boat can kill eachother in a microsecond

[silver bear]

Coastal is a wasteland

[devout bough]

delay spawn by a good few seconds and you can basically wipe the enemy team while still being invincible with spawn protection

[silver bear]

“You will fight the russian Automatic 76mm death machine”

i vehemently hated Helena in WTN

[sleek cape]

I just realized you haven’t had a hood pfp for all your hoods husband years at alll

[sleek cape]

[silver bear]

did everything i did, but better, with more survivability and AA capabilities for a measly .3 br increase

[silver bear]

I had one early on

[sleek cape]

Oh

[silver bear]

i had one for like 8-9months here

[devout bough]

love me my sideboobs and no panties

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Love me a girl fully dressed

[silver bear]

I love helena in AL

[sleek cape]

Some people would cuss me out and block me for saying this

[worthy dawn]

crooser

[devout bough]

you're not gonna be getting a lot of that in this game

[silver bear]

but god, she is a nuisance

[late shale]

Hmm

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meisho-doto-meme-doto-true-uma-musume-doto-gif-13474747678701692224

[sleek cape]

I make AL OCs for a reason yo

[silver bear]

anywho

Enough waffling abt Naval

[worthy dawn]

yeah cuz they objectively suck, WT naval is the worst part of WT by far

[full blade]

Kaga=Gojo

[silver bear]

objectively?

they just do

[worthy dawn]

WT naval exists solely so that WT can advertise they have battleships

[late shale]

Hmm

[silver bear]

i love spawning at knife fighting ranges

[sleek cape]

Mountain mama hi

[silver bear]

and exploding immediately to a Graf Spee doom staring at my spawn

[worthy dawn]

naval is just a disaster in every way

[late shale]

Hmm

[worthy dawn]

but it's more realistic than wows

[neat moat]

Wows is less stress honestly

[silver bear]

Not really

WTN does a lot of fuckery

[worthy dawn]

"Realistic"

[silver bear]

Shell ballistics are god awful

[worthy dawn]

shh don't disturb the turbocopers

[neat moat]

I only get mad at the wows a few times

[worthy dawn]

WT is super realistic trust

[sleek cape]

Wows isn’t any stress if the person isn’t cussing you out for selling the game

[silver bear]

i cant stand WoWS

[sleek cape]

Like it’s the NBA fucking finals

[worthy dawn]

it's realistic that you sink ships by killing all the crew

[jaunty adder]

i cant stand @silver bear

[sleek cape]

Like wrap it up ur not winning a championship💔💔

[silver bear]

i understand

[late shale]

I love in wt naval when I get an 7.0 uptier and all the battleships shoot the lighter targets instead of the enemy battleships

[worthy dawn]

it's not a multiplayer game without toxicity and BM

peak

[neat moat]

I just turn off chat lol

[jaunty adder]

no you dont

[silver bear]

i just play UAD

[sleek cape]

I get people cussing ya out

But they deadass bitch over anything

💔

[silver bear]

Its fun making my own warships

[worthy dawn]

cringe

if someone is cussing you out, cuss back

ez

[neat moat]

COD on a nutshell

[neat moat]

It’s not cod era anymore

I’m tired of fighting kids over stupid shit

[worthy dawn]

wows is definitely an acquired taste

you have to be somewhat dented to play it

especially in the year of 2025

[devout bough]

of course

[sleek cape]

I tried that and they told me my credit card information, my address, and uh.. said my whole families government names including mines

[devout bough]

because balance is broken

[worthy dawn]

those aren't kids brother

they're 40 years old

[devout bough]

killing 2 torpedo boats gets you more rewards than killing a battleship in war thudner naval

so why spend time and shell shooting a battleship

[worthy dawn]

80% of toxic shitters in wows are 30-50

[sleek cape]

I know a 12 year old who plays wows

[neat moat]

Yeah fucking brain dead teammates with no knowledge of their surroundings

[devout bough]

when you can ammorack a cruiser each salvo and get 10 times the rewards for your time

[worthy dawn]

insane that he has the attention span

does he replace his minimap with tiktok clips and subway surfers?

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

I don’t know what’s with yall being behind on humor

[worthy dawn]

yeah, cuz they play for fun

[sleek cape]

But yall have GOT to catch up

Subway surfers???

Come on Brotein shake

[neat moat]

“Play for fun” proceeds to go middle and blasted to dust

Idk how they have fun lol

[weak parrot]

cock

[worthy dawn]

then the generate 2 random numbers meme

[sleek cape]

Block

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[sleek cape]

6 and a 9

[weak parrot]

Kids are meant to be retired

[silver bear]

I want to smack the person who thought double uptiers was a good idea with a brick

[worthy dawn]

true...

[worthy dawn]

brick?

[sleek cape]

Will you retire your kids when you have them

[devout bough]

realest

fuck them kids

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warships-verbonked-comic-ramming-collision-gif-6700520351658792368

[devout bough]

is that vermont

[sleek cape]

Yes

[silver bear]

I just couldn’t enjoy WoWS

[silver bear]

between subs and carriers

[worthy dawn]

yeah, almighty brick

[silver bear]

i got tired of that really fast

[worthy dawn]

yeah, and now we have dented panam hubris

[sleek cape]

Subs are uncommon and carriers are just there dude

[worthy dawn]

I lvoe valparaiso bots that walk and walk and never die

[ember spindle]

sounds like they'd enjoy modern warships

[silver bear]

i met them like every other game,dawg

[sleek cape]

I smell a non NA player

[worthy dawn]

you only get explosive diarrhea once every 3 games, seems manageable

[silver bear]

i am from the US?

[worthy dawn]

uncommon = bearable

trust

[sleek cape]

American people mostly play EU that I’ve figured out

[weak parrot]

Indian flavoured people

[silver bear]

but getting spammed by torps from both CV and SS is very fun

[sleek cape]

So can’t even trust the fact your from the US

[weak parrot]

Americans are obsessed with being culturally European

so that checks out

[silver bear]

i wish i was from Europe rn

[worthy dawn]

fact check true, spreadsheet.excel shows fun numbers rising

[silver bear]

least i wouldn’t have a geriatric fossil for a president who thinks BBs should return

and loves to enshittify our lives

anywho

[devout bough]

no no

[silver bear]

WoWS didnt click for me

[devout bough]

he has a point

[worthy dawn]

sadly most naval games are omega dogshit

[silver bear]

ever heard the phrase” dont put all your eggs in one basket?”

I play Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts

Its fun

[worthy dawn]

battleships in 2025? hubris

[silver bear]

If a bit annoying at times

but thats what save scumming is for

[weak parrot]

I like avoiding games based on IRL history

[worthy dawn]

can't wait for wargaming to add their ultimate admiral dreadnoughts fanfics to wows

[ember spindle]

rule the waves?

[worthy dawn]

so I can experience UAD too

[weak parrot]

Because of the crowd it attracts

[devout bough]

typa shit we would have had by now if LCS didn't exist:

fuck LCS

all my homies hate LCS

[late shale]

Hmm

[silver bear]

i mean

What is a cruiser doing that a DDG doesnt?

[ember spindle]

more gun, probably?

[silver bear]

they kinda, do the same thing?

[devout bough]

being bigger and awesomer

[weak parrot]

I prefer cruiser submarines

submarine battle cruiser carriers are the best class of ship

[silver bear]

you can spread your Missiles throughout a fleet and thus less loss of firepower for the same volume of fire

[devout bough]

hybrid carriers are shit

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna touch you is my favourite class of ship

[silver bear]

they are cool in SW

but irl they are of dubious quality

[devout bough]

the only kind of acceptable hybrid carriers are aviation missile cruisers

[weak parrot]

river aircraft carriers

[ember spindle]

[weak parrot]

also

sutt bex

[devout bough]

god

[upper flame]

[devout bough]

i wish we would hire some better concept artists

[weak parrot]

hentai carriers

[silver bear]

That looks like a roblox ship

Wth

[devout bough]

whole of JMSDF can't make a better concept art than this

[weak parrot]

maybe it is

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[devout bough]

💔

[silver bear]

Side tangent

[weak parrot]

lesbian carriers

[silver bear]

I find alot of post WW2 ships ugly

[worthy dawn]

fact check true

[weak parrot]

most post wwii things are ugly

they value practicality over design

[silver bear]

i think alot of carriers and such look pretty

But DDGs and the like are just hard for me to appreciate

[weak parrot]

All modern submarines look ugly af imo

Big tubes = ugly

[silver bear]

Ive never really had an interest in subs

not something that appealed to me

[weak parrot]

I mean tbh, military tech doesn’t really excite me

it’s just kinda “meh” to me

[silver bear]

i definitely have military autism ingrained in me

i partially blame transformers for that

[devout bough]

i actually hate ASEV design

common

[weak parrot]

I feel like that’s your average dude thing

[devout bough]

Mogami-class was a banger

[hearty salmon]

Niceee

[devout bough]

and they made ASEV look like this????

[weak parrot]

most of your average dudes have some aspect of military autism

[silver bear]

I think it depends on the level of military tism

[devout bough]

surely we can do better

[silver bear]

I’m definitely still an enthusiast at best

[weak parrot]

like I cannot stand the talk of all the technical stuff that goes on here lol

[devout bough]

you may have militarytism, but you will never have pipeline troops nikitin-obsessed militarytism

[silver bear]

idk how some folks sit down and make ToE or OBs

[weak parrot]

when they’re going on about the guns

[silver bear]

Im just bad at memorizing those little details

But what gets me is the stories of last stands, heroic defenses and the tragedy of all those who slip beneath the waves

ive on and off enjoyed naval history

[hybrid imp]

Almost there

12% to go

[silver bear]

But it wasn’t until the Sinking of the Bismarck

[devout bough]

she's adorable

[silver bear]

That i got really into it

which is partially why Hood is my favorite girl

[devout bough]

||i wonder how she will look pregnant||

||||

[silver bear]

the other 2 parts being i really love Hood’s irl counterpart

and the other being she has a peak AL design

[silver bear]

Oh my

Ive seen art of such things

[devout bough]

same

[silver bear]

Is it YD’s posts?

[devout bough]

who else

[silver bear]

Regensburg’s artist

i get it

[devout bough]

also Kear's artist

and New Orleans

[silver bear]

really?

that makes more sense now

(I cannot keep track of ship artists)

[devout bough]

yep

[silver bear]

Based tbh

[devout bough]

he did that for all his original boat girls

kinda funny

[weak parrot]

Then again, my history tism is different from most other dudes

[devout bough]

if you ask me

[weak parrot]

Mine is more on culture and linguistics

[hearty salmon]

Even more

[weak parrot]

and the stuff like what they ate

Did they have stalls

[silver bear]

Understandable

[weak parrot]

what did they wear

[devout bough]

oh so same historytism as my sister then

[silver bear]

ive had a sidequest interest into archeology

[weak parrot]

I love the daily life aspect

of history

[ivory bridge]

Tf no

[devout bough]

the who

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-meme-emoji-gif-gif-3112634911042592245

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-torivegan-gif-12418033182770406748

[devout bough]

cute car

[jaunty adder]

Penguin and Pig

[devout bough]

i literally had a dream a few days ago

[jaunty adder]

🤝

[devout bough]

where michael from vsauce was standing at my front door

i don't remember much more of it

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/vsause-gif-26570507

[jaunty adder]

i dreamt my dead cat showed up at my front door

i miss him every day

[devout bough]

my 2 cars are still going strong

i feel you

🫂

[weak parrot]

What if porn was interchangeable with corn

[devout bough]

then i will buy a lot of corn

[weak parrot]

you could have high fructose porn syrup

[devout bough]

then i will exchange those corn for porn when i get home

porn with richelieu

[weak parrot]

porn oil

[devout bough]

i wouldn't want to eat food cooked in that

oh no

hide

[glad plover]

brooo WTF are the coordaintes for metta yorktown alwasy expried

fucking manjuu fix your game

I FUCKING NEED META YORKTOWN

[rose spire]

Bismarck, therefore I’m summoned.

[devout bough]

i will go now

[compact hound]

mmyes

Porn syrup

[devout bough]

goodbye allergen

goodbye

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[raven grove]

Bismarck was posted?

[mortal hill]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2000038033614315719

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

📍Location: Nutrition Room in the Maid Cafe

✨Hint: Warm Milk🥛

Relax, Commander~ The milk is at the perfect temperature♪

#AzurLane #Yostar #UnknownLure

X · Dec 14, 2025, 3:00 AM

hmm yes

[rain valley]

MILK

[mortal hill]

Kashino

[rain valley]

or someone else
red shoes and a collar are new

[turbid sleet]

to feed or to be fed, which one will it be

[mortal hill]

Leeuw

imagine it's the elf

[viscid nest]

maid manjuu working overtime

[nova elm]

Wtf

[rain valley]

what if it's a French BB/C??

[heady pawn]

Plot twist, it's Cuniberti

[mortal hill]

too big

the shoe won't fit her

[late shale]

Hmm

[turbid sleet]

that's enough french w this year

[rain valley]

skin, not new ship

[turbid sleet]

exp33 wins is already enough

[nova elm]

It's probably Akashi.

[rain valley]

you're biiter against French because a game won awards?

[fierce cape]

Which ship will wear a cow suit?

[peak knoll]

hum.. looks more like a bdsm play than just "you wanna drink milk, my commander?", so maybe is from a masochist shipgirl?

[rain valley]

oh shit it's SKK

[mortal hill]

SKK's milk

[nova elm]

OH MY GOD

[mortal hill]

wait thats worst

[umbral wasp]

💀

[fierce cape]

SKK?

[rain valley]

FemSKK confirmed?

[silver bear]

THE Commander is a freaky mfer

Wth

[mortal hill]

HAHAHAHA

[turbid sleet]

I'm always bitter against french

especially after exp33

[nova elm]

THE COMMANDER IS A COW?!

[turbid sleet]

bc that games make me like french

[silver bear]

My new headcanon is that Kashino forces Skk to cross dress

[rain valley]

poor baby

[silver bear]

cuz that is immensely funny to me

[turbid sleet]

which makes me hate french more

[nova elm]

Cope harder, im also coping

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-mother’s-milk-the-boys-gif-13746206049411092073

👀

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-snowflake-snowflake-millennials-baby-gif-15563524

[mental swift]

whats with the cow skin

[nova elm]

It's kashino but I hope not.

[mental swift]

kashino is a native cow

[nova elm]

I hope it's someone unexpected like laffey or something

[heady pawn]

Judging by the chest area on the clothing, it's definitely anyone with normal boob size

[rain valley]

collar literally says SKK

[mortal hill]

imagine

[nova elm]

Ueogh

[fierce cape]

Imagine research elf skin

[turbid sleet]

holy, is that lewd?

[mental swift]

There's another collar with the bell

[merry robin]

Implacy cow skin?

[fierce cape]

Or oumi or mogador

[mortal hill]

you see any impla

[merry robin]

Looks like her ngl

[nova elm]

Wait ain't the milk bottle Illustrious?

[merry robin]

Lighting in my room is bad

[nova elm]

Are we getting a new skin line? The Daycare Nannies?

[mortal hill]

BDSM SKK when

[mental swift]

i bet this is for a ship from the UK

RN

[merry robin]

Fdg did it already

Or

Fdg doesnt do it

[nova elm]

Weird thing to say but the lighting and the colour of the clothes does match the Royal Colours

[autumn spire]

Less go ero lane

[nova elm]

Nelson....?

[rain valley]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean
but I'm all for it lol

[next helm]

Did she left azur lane?

Lol

[buoyant sluice]

why is azur lane genuinely 21 gigabytes now?

[blissful oxide]

woah what's that in the game news lol

[mental swift]

taihou's ass

[merry robin]

Same

[merry robin]

25 here

[fierce cape]

Why is Azur lane 25 gbs

[blissful oxide]

why not

[merry robin]

Boobas

[mental swift]

too many models

[buoyant sluice]

beautifull...

[merry robin]

Lots of boobas

[blissful oxide]

aight back to disappear

[nova elm]

Working Theory :

• Kashino (cuz cow duh)

• Golden Lion (fits perfectly)

• Implacable

• Nelson

• Akashi (Just Because)

[buoyant sluice]

is there no option to not download any of those?

[mortal hill]

LOL

[nova elm]

Yes

[mental swift]

Not kashino because she's a native cow

Not at all

[autumn spire]

Nelson milk?

[nova elm]

Daycare Nannies

[blissful oxide]

just gonna think of why they mention lahai-roi is an polar region but in the trailer it seems no ice