al-general

[devout bough]

guam die

[nova monolith]

[devout bough]

rookie mistake

EoS next week

[jaunty adder]

very

[signal pumice]

thanks

[jaunty adder]

i wasted money on illusion connect and princone

and look how they end up

[signal pumice]

<.<

[jaunty adder]

[mental swift]

they eos

That's why

You don't spend money

On games

Because at the end

[nova monolith]

me when Steam

and Valve

[devout bough]

laners will never eos

[mental swift]

You don't even get whatever you paid for when the game eos

[devout bough]

[mental swift]

Forgot to specify, MICROTRANSACTIONS.

[jaunty adder]

I ATE TOO MUCH PEANUTS

[modern dew]

damn

[jaunty adder]

MY STOMACH ACHES

[devout bough]

just because things don't last forever, that doesn't mean it has no value

[sick crest]

Dont die

[jaunty adder]

[ember spindle]

[modern dew]

i wonder if the ram prices are good

[mental swift]

If it's not meant to last forever it has no value

[sick crest]

Then life has no value since it doesnt last forever

[mental swift]

in a game

[devout bough]

your mom has no value then

[jaunty adder]

that little girl from spy x family was wrong, peanuts aren't good for you

[mental swift]

yeah again I worded it wrong

[mental swift]

yeah just don't do microtransactions

[mental swift]

buy some hardware and actual games at that price

[ember spindle]

CUTRE CUTE CUTE CUT EFUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUT ECUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mental swift]

and oh well I can never change the mind

Of the whalers

[devout bough]

The hardware in question:

[mental swift]

Because they just have too much money to spend

[devout bough]

[mental swift]

Yeah atleast they would be there with enough maintainance

[unreal jacinth]

Guys I'm introducing to yall my bike named Hindenburg, and I'm riding her 🥵

[rough vapor]

bouta steal it

[devout bough]

Richelieu been straddling me all afternoon

[mental swift]

Nubian phone

[ember spindle]

turn off the watermark

[unreal jacinth]

How

Anyway

[mental swift]

You use nubian phone

[unreal jacinth]

She's a great ride

[devout bough]

Activating my inner Rainbolt

Phillipines

[unreal jacinth]

Freaky

[next helm]

Hello

[mental swift]

Hi meat guy

[next helm]

and do you guys easily get discomfort?

[unreal jacinth]

And I'm also farming golden lewd's exp rn

[devout bough]

yeah when Richelieu straddles me for too long

[sick crest]

What scam is this?

[mental swift]

mlm

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1446300853014237286/love_quads.gif

[rough vapor]

well look no further, say hello to my ultimate comfort machine

greencat, llc

[sick crest]

[jaunty adder]

PRAY FOR ME

[restive wing]

[rough vapor]

you ate nuts and you want me to pray for you

[next helm]

Does your comfort machine helps you comfort you after seeing this?

[rough vapor]

I dunno chief

[jaunty adder]

[devout bough]

should i evade tax

[rough vapor]

[sick crest]

Always

[rough vapor]

I should rob akashi

[jaunty adder]

yes

[devout bough]

real

[devout bough]

amazing

[jaunty adder]

i hear you can join a elite hide and seek game that involves the government

[mental swift]

how do I get more thug life sunglasses in this game

[jaunty adder]

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1449223735918858310/richie_heart_d.gif

[jaunty adder]

daughter

[next lodge]

Le Malin at the back

[next helm]

This skeleton is running to your house

[devout bough]

Ateliers means workshops?????

[next lodge]

Yes

[sick crest]

Roughly

[next helm]

Is this weird?

[restive wing]

Imagine when you enter Catacomb cave in azur lane what next you get surrounded by many skeleton and skeleton wheel and anothor skeleton it just roll down around

[devout bough]

only one would be weird

such a cute girl

i wonder how she would look pregnant

[restive wing]

Hahaha wait SHE IS WHAT

[nova elm]

First fucking thing i see and someone already wants to see a pregnant ship

[next helm]

Do it bri

Take the risk

trust me bro

[devout bough]

oh wow! such a great artist!

i wonder what wonderful art this official artist for New Orleans, Regensburg, and Kearsarge posted!!!!

[next helm]

This is and she looks cute right?

[mental swift]

There is regensburg

[mental swift]

tf is that stamina

[mental swift]

CHIEN WU

The chinese always cook

[jaunty adder]

I wish i had $30,000

[sick crest]

Bc she bote

[mental swift]

What would you do with that

[jaunty adder]

buy figures

[mental swift]

but every other stat is F

That's like

a 5090 on Intel celeron type bottleneck

[shut crane]

she's so yung

[mental swift]

she probably says "hai!"

[devout bough]

oh nice

it's the yostar akihabara shop

last time i was there it was Strasbourg

[jaunty adder]

[mental swift]

It's okay as long as you enjoy buying them

That's dedication

I would have a different opinion but yeah it would cause an arguement

[jaunty adder]

i already finish collecting horror movie figures

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/tfM6VrPQ8qe.gif

[next helm]

You forgot something

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/golshi-goldship-uma-musume-gif-1794682000302844

Rader Alert Rader Alert Dectced Trainer Signal

[devout bough]

while you're there can you buy me a Lion chibi

i'll pay you and take it the next time i'm in Tokyo

[next helm]

Slam back this horse to Switzerland

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[ivory oyster]

bacon

[mental swift]

Like yours isn't

[devout bough]

what if mog isn't perverted

[restive wing]

Hmmm mogodoro

[modern yoke]

[mental swift]

Still no panties

And torn clothes

[modern yoke]

Pervert girl eww..

[mental swift]

non pervert mog would rather wear sophisticated clothes

Like clem

[modern yoke]

[mental swift]

Is buying figures not bitchless behaviour

[modern yoke]

She still pervert

[jaunty adder]

[mental swift]

That's what I'm saying

[modern yoke]

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/go-go-loser-ranger-power-rangers-power-ranger-ranger-reject-footsoldier-d-gif-2507421208324998412

[sinful vapor]

the rb

[mortal hill]

the john

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-penguin-heist-of-all-time-penguin-barrel-smash-explosion-操-gif-313185094173275508

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/g8WNuZAK2fI.gif

[mental swift]

guys I got independance

[mental swift]

Is she good

[mortal hill]

i am waiting for monday

[sinful vapor]

she good when you retrofit her

[jaunty adder]

hi waiting for monday

[mental swift]

What is a retrofit

[jaunty adder]

[mortal hill]

you ass

[jaunty adder]

nuh uh

[sinful vapor]

modernizing the ship to standard

basically making it better

[mental swift]

Okay

So an upgrade

[sinful vapor]

you will see the retrofit tab with Independence

[mental swift]

okay

[mental swift]

what is a good aircraft carrier right now

[mortal hill]

Freddy Fazbear

[sinful vapor]

Shinano

[mental swift]

He is in azur lane?

[sinful vapor]

[mental swift]

Didn't she release like 5 years ago

[sinful vapor]

still very stronk

power creep has made her better

[mental swift]

what about that Hakuhou I heard about

[mental swift]

Huh

[sinful vapor]

Hakuhou great too

[mortal hill]

good for heavy armor

[sinful vapor]

yea Shinano has aged well

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-back-my-face-fnaf-toy-bonnie-toy-freddy-fnaf-toy-freddie-fnaf-gimme-back-my-face-kiss4hearts-gif-1623251163873331228

[mortal hill]

[mental swift]

what is better at mlb shinano or hakuhou

[mortal hill]

the general-use is there

[sinful vapor]

but yea, retrofit

[mental swift]

Who are on the SS tier of the CV tier

[ivory oyster]

shimakaze B+ tier excuse me ?

[sinful vapor]

Shima got powercreeped

[ivory oyster]

No--

[sinful vapor]

yes

[ivory oyster]

just being hp low

[sinful vapor]

I mean Shima still good, but there are better options

[shut crane]

indep wifey

[mental swift]

probably those are Aquila and zuihou

[sinful vapor]

yea cause they heal well

[mortal hill]

fell off around 2023 November

[burnt idol]

Not really

[sinful vapor]

Cleo

[burnt idol]

the issue with shimakaze isnt her mainly her survivability

but the fact its all up front

and she does nothing after wards

there is a ship that does shima's job but straight up better

[mental swift]

So if I get guam I would get a solid CB in my hands?

[sinful vapor]

yea

[mental swift]

Okay

[burnt idol]

i mean her damage

it is upfront

[mental swift]

and I pair that with kron and laffey 2

and if I get it later

agir

[burnt idol]

there has been less and less contents where things will die instantly for shimakazes damage to matter

[mental swift]

but I need a shit load of coins to mlb her

oh yeah

blueprints

Yea I need to look out for the rerun atleast

I don't know what ship the new american would be

[sinful vapor]

rerun is next month

for Guam

[mental swift]

Yeah early jan

[vital leaf]

next year

wooooo

For fuck sake Fasting month gonna be after my birthday

[mental swift]

2025 went by in a flash right

[jovial roost]

I kinda wish Manjuu to dethrone unicorn as the best healer in the upcoming event. I've nothing against her its just she's loli and it's my preference not to use, because it rises their affinity and I don't wanna rizz up a loli

[mental swift]

Are you indonesian too

[sinful vapor]

[sick crest]

Skill issue

[mental swift]

you can just choose to not oath her

Other than that you HAVE to use her

[jovial roost]

Yeah still it feels weird

[vital leaf]

Kinda contradictory with your name for the fact...

also

skill issue

be more lore accurate

smh

[sinful vapor]

you know what is weird....having that mentality

[vital leaf]

or change name

[mental swift]

Yeah I know lolis are scary

[vital leaf]

Malaysian

These new white names are something

I remembered when new white names are always quite degen

[sick crest]

Loli jump scare

[mortal hill]

LOL

[sinful vapor]

I used to be a white name...but then I became @burnt idol 's helper

[burnt idol]

yes...

[mental swift]

You wouldn't have the mentality but imagine if the people around you do

[sinful vapor]

there is a special place for that.......

[jovial roost]

Yeah I have no other way for later content like from ch14

[jovial roost]

Nah I am more into incest

[mental swift]

Yeah just hope that the next is a great UR CV healer

[sinful vapor]

ayo

[mental swift]

which is better than zuihou and aquila

[vital leaf]

mmmmm

I'm not sure I follow...

[mental swift]

dethrone the healers

[sinful vapor]

[sick crest]

Next healer is another loli to spite everyone

[vital leaf]

[mental swift]

nah

Next UR definitely not loli

[vital leaf]

Please god it would be soo fucking funny

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[jovial roost]

nah

[sinful vapor]

I am glad I am not a white name anymore smh

[vital leaf]

I'm not even a fan of lolis

lmaoo

but shit would be hilarious

[mental swift]

Yeah it feels so good to pray on someones downfall

[vital leaf]

comical

[mortal hill]

CVL UR

[nova monolith]

[mortal hill]

where

[vital leaf]

downfall? If you can't live through it, that's your problem as a human being not being able to adapt

[sick crest]

Its very funny

[vital leaf]

[lucid violet]

That's can be called popcorn ready time

[sinful vapor]

even better....a UR...IB....BB.....and a loli

[vital leaf]

But yeah, people have preferences

so that's fine

as long you don't shit on their choices

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/曼波-mambo-umamusume-matikanetannhauser-gif-17473072024594474169

[mental swift]

yeah imagine if the meta is full loli

[nova monolith]

Yamato

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-uma-musume-gif-4231814947166331056

[nova monolith]

I won't bother the IB part

[mental swift]

Eldridge is vanguard right

[sinful vapor]

yup

[jovial roost]

well given AL's direction, it won't be full on loli. But an oppai loli which is fine. Atleast she won't have the contors of a loli

[vital leaf]

still a loli, brother

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/hestia-danmachi-elyswisnoto-bell-brushing-teeth-gif-14700705

[vital leaf]

[mental swift]

so
unicorn [upcoming] [upcoming]
laffey 2 eldridge san diego

[vital leaf]

that's just a loli with overgrown tumor on her chest

nothing more or less

[mental swift]

how would that feel

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-pretty-derby-gif-10355290174281737579

[nova monolith]

Imagine it went true

[mental swift]

Tumor?

God

[sick crest]

Would be so funny

[sick crest]

People would flip their shit and it would be hilarious

[nova monolith]

Bomba Plap

[vital leaf]

It's either that, or drawfism

pick one for a loli

[mental swift]

[vital leaf]

[jovial roost]

In my headcanon they are just shorties. After all in my country, there is a decent percentage of adult girls under 5'3''

[mental swift]

Nah lolis with oppai would feel kinda wrong

[vital leaf]

exactly

[sinful vapor]

cute fleet

[mortal hill]

damn i just read a CN copypasta about Chang Feng

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-silly-gif-14481947691020668446

[mortal hill]

that wasn't fun

[mental swift]

Elf fleet

[mental swift]

Give me a gist

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-genshin-alice-genshin-impact-gif-13286714228168124843

[mortal hill]

Chang Feng propaganda for the popularity vote

[sick crest]

I would assume so given its in chinese

[mental swift]

was there any innuendo

[vital leaf]

Well, great news, majority of soo called "anime fans" can't differentiate between shorties/shortstacks and lolis

As they never met women living under 6' or met any woman at all

[mortal hill]

yes

[mental swift]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vital leaf]

But yeah, here at SEA there is a lot of woman under 160cm

[mental swift]

Understandable

[mental swift]

there is nothing the chinese can't do to promote their native faction

[mortal hill]

holy rambling of last paragraph

[mental swift]

What languages can you read

[jovial roost]

That's the reason why I won't consider I-19 a loli. She has a contors of an adult

[sick crest]

Chinese and nothing else

[vital leaf]

Except for her school skin (which depicts her as a loli student), yeah she's generally looks more of a shortstack

[sick crest]

They can't read or write English, they just hit random letters on their keyboard and through pure luck theyre getting their thoughts across

[mental swift]

new hero skin

[mortal hill]

I read XľÄÓďŃÔ

[vital leaf]

aight back to work ig

[mental swift]

Took a long time to get those characters from Google huh

[sinful vapor]

[mental swift]

Now tell me seriously

[sick crest]

!aaaaaaa

[mortal hill]

i wasn't paying attention

LOL

i need to reread this

hang on lemme send the translation hell

[sinful vapor]

[mental swift]

No i mean what languages do you understand

[mortal hill]

this is just like 1% of that copypasta

[mortal hill]

Javanese

[sinful vapor]

nice programming language

[mental swift]

please answer it genuinely this time

[mortal hill]

Thats literally is

BRo what the fuck

You asked for the answer

[mental swift]

why would you learn fucking Javanese for no reason

Do you even know people from java

[sick crest]

Lmao

[mortal hill]

you wouldn't believe this if i tell you

[mental swift]

so it's a yes

how many

[sick crest]

Why do you care so much?

[mortal hill]

if you include the whole university, yes

[mental swift]

i can't stop until I get to the brim of one set of information

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/interrogation-interrogation-tactics-gif-13098581

[nova elm]

Jawa Jawa Jawa

[sinful vapor]

AL interrogation room when?

[mortal hill]

I can fucking hear Momoi

[nova elm]

You get free discount from people if you learn Java

[nova elm]

Jawir icikiwir

[nova elm]

That's gotta feel good somehow

[mortal hill]

\

[nova elm]

Im gonna save this for future trolling purposes

[agile silo]

[vital leaf]

LETSGGOOO

OH WAIT

THATS FULGAR

I meant fulgrim'

ffs

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1404435322552451114/video.gif

[vital leaf]

wrong series

[nova elm]

Azur Lane x 40k when? Femboy Fulgrim when?

[viscid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-dance-chibi-gif-26687129

[vital leaf]

BIG TIDDY HORUS

HIS ASS CLAP CAN TAKE DOWN A TITAN IN AN INSTANT

[sick crest]

[mortal hill]

it would be funny if AL x Madoka

[sinful vapor]

would you like to be a magical girl?

https://tenor.com/view/kyubey-madoka-magica-wag-ear-gif-9965048

[nova elm]

Nah. An entire Terraclass would be incinerated if he decides to fart

[mortal hill]

give the madoka collab

[devout bough]

chattosphere

[vital leaf]

"Cute cathedral"

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-gif-25917310

[nova elm]

Weak

[light island]

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1428558051882958951/seseren-akashi.gif

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-windy-gif-15047773

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-punk-keanu-gif-19559676

[devout bough]

omg

i am such an evil pig

[oblique dove]

🥓🍳

[nova elm]

I think i got an absurd gif for that

[rose spire]

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-hamm-mr-evil-dr-porkchop-pig-that-mr-evil-dr-porkchop-to-you-gif-17817499

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-piggy-piggy-pig-mean-evil-gif-6904163039904290977

[sick crest]

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-marvin-okay-meatball-sub-get-in-my-mouth-sub-sandwich-gif-7597609260279531497

[shut crane]

extra thicc

[sinful vapor]

[oblique dove]

[potent moss]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-white-luffy-gear-5-moon-gear-5-gif-13839016206611534263

[agile silo]

t h i c c

[vital leaf]

proportionally, too american.

[potent moss]

Reisalin Stout = W.

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/reisalin-stout-atelier-ryza-anime-hair-flowing-anime-girl-gif-5057249510323155817

[nova elm]

Dat stern tho

So wide and enticing

[mossy rampart]

Smash

[potent moss]

✍️✍️✍️

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/atelier-ryza-atelier-reisalin-stout-ryza-1-the-animation-gif-2423817050692139425

[stable plank]

a bit too much if you ask me

[mossy rampart]

Yeah it's a little too much but I can see the vision

[mental swift]

Is that reisa on the left

[mossy rampart]

SHEFFY MY WIFE

[nova elm]

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER YOU FIEND

[mental swift]

I SEE EDINBURGH SCOTLAND

[austere mesa]

-# WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS

[modern dew]

ladies and gentlemen

the laptop stopped working

[blissful oxide]

congrats

[rose spire]

I don’t care how long it takes or how hard it is I WILL find out what the speech Bismarck was giving about

[molten obsidian]

It's literally a drawing with no context featuring a made up character

She wasn't "saying" anything

She doesn't exist

[modern dew]

but that backflip tho

https://tenor.com/view/kingbach-backflip-gif-20905533

[rose spire]

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-resident-evil-4-backflip-backflip-over-lasers-gif-3661668619119457805

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-lonely-gif-9169928466271091841

[blissful oxide]

watch out bro

ur getting assassinated

[rose spire]

Nah

[tall bridge]

mai nakahara and tanaka rie sounds pretty similar

kiara from fate is pretty much akagi from azur lane

[oblique dove]

Let's wait

[tall bridge]

they both have similar personalities

[blissful oxide]

ur back from sleep

[oblique dove]

I'm going to sleep at 9pm

[blissful oxide]

hmmm

thats quite early

[rose spire]

Yes sir we will wait

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/padoru-genshin-impact-gif-11917714401736449971

[tall bridge]

i'd love to hear akagi sing padoru padoru

[blissful oxide]

dead chat

[sick crest]

It was 2 minutes without talking

Tf do you want from people

[blissful oxide]

u

now u shall

[frank relic]

Just say something controversial / unhinged and the entire mod team wake up , no more ded chat

[trim gyro]

...

[blissful oxide]

noice

[sick crest]

I smell something burning, but im too lazy to go check if it's real or if im having a stroke

[sick crest]

Bote

[blissful oxide]

might be something baking bbq automatically

[nova monolith]

[rose spire]

Dw, if it’s a fire it’ll probably go away on its own. trust me I’m the expert!!!

[blissful oxide]

!!!

[oblique dove]

[nova monolith]

Good Evening btw

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live4-kyouno-natsumi-natsumi-witch-spirit-gif-25355589

[sick crest]

I mean not technically incorrect

[rose spire]

Told you!!!

[rose spire]

Hello

I added mecky to my secretary

[nova monolith]

Damn, lucky of you to have a Dev20+ Meck

[rose spire]

Hmm Ima try to get Akagi and pray I don’t get a 4th kaga in a row

[rose spire]

How did you know…was it the stats?

[flat garden]

Good luck

[sinful vapor]

FS5 lets go!!!

[nova monolith]

Getting 5 stars means your DR ship is Dev20+

[rose spire]

Oh yeah well Im close to dev 30 ok?

[trim gyro]

I'm dev30 on all of them

[sinful vapor]

yea slowed down a bit after getting Meck and Gouden to dev 30 like 5 days ago

[nova monolith]

lucky I guess

I paused my progress since I went for Napoli first

[rose spire]

Slide some dev levels lowkey

[nova monolith]

and recently finished my Nakhimov

[sick crest]

Should I make some food or slep

[rose spire]

Both at the same time

[trim gyro]

make food, then sleep in it

[blissful oxide]

damn

being a burger pov

[nova monolith]

In my time, sounds like Dinner

[rose spire]

I’m not really all for series 7 but I do think I’d try to get old green cat out of the others the most

[nova elm]

Eat a Sandwich

Then sleep

Sleeping needs energy

[blissful oxide]

it's takagi

damn

[wanton pelican]

Why are you guys awake

[restive wing]

Takagi?

[sick crest]

Why are you

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[wanton pelican]

John why are you awake

[blissful oxide]

John

[sinful vapor]

cause I am

[nova elm]

John Doe

[sinful vapor]

hah

[wanton pelican]

[meager vine]

John

[sinful vapor]

I sleep late cause I work late

[wanton pelican]

It’s 3 in the morning

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[shut crane]

hips hips baby

[nova elm]

W*rk?

[sinful vapor]

almost 6 in the morning here

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hug-excited-gif-12652321

[shut crane]

nah, it's almost 13

[meager vine]

flying hugs incoming

[wanton pelican]

I have to go drive in like an hour twenty

[nova elm]

Losers it's 5 PM here

[wanton pelican]

I’ve gotten 0 sleep

[rose spire]

9:43pm for me

Y’all in the past

[meager vine]

go to bed takagi

[hearty salmon]

Ah the rain is pouring

[wanton pelican]

Imma die

[sick crest]

2:44 am

[shut crane]

[granite parcel]

Hello

[nova elm]

Damnit an Aussie

[meager vine]

don't die, just sleep

[sinful vapor]

Probably going to sleep in like 30min or so

[hearty salmon]

soon it will be Night time where there'll be no more traffic at night

[rose spire]

Damnit he knows

[nova elm]

How bout now?

[shut crane]

cute boat attack

[hearty salmon]

and I can bust out my car and go touge

[wanton pelican]

Tell me a bed time story

[granite parcel]

So glad I don’t have school today bro

[hearty salmon]

Boobies

[shut crane]

once upon a time, in a universe far far away

[hearty salmon]

they come in many sizes

[wanton pelican]

That story was ass

[hearty salmon]

some small

[sinful vapor]

last time I could not sleep, I called out work. Last thing I need to happen is falling asleep climbing up a ladder at work.

[hearty salmon]

some medium

[sick crest]

Bache made a bed

[hearty salmon]

some large

[rose spire]

I just got on holidays from school

[hearty salmon]

but remember my little Takagi , boobs are boobs

[granite parcel]

I still have a week

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/phrygia-hittites-bronze-age-meme-iron-age-meme-phrygians-gif-3574463224575228074

[restive wing]

Imagine when it night you go to sleep and next you cuddle some random anime pillow that bedtime story work

[wanton pelican]

Can I give your story a 1 star review on yelp

[granite parcel]

A week and 2 days 🫩

[nova elm]

Once there was a boy named little Timmy

Little Timmy really like ships

Ships of all size and shape Timmy likes.

One day Timmy goes into a harbour

Timmy sees a boat, the biggest he's seen.

Timmy decides to climb aboard the ships.

Little did he know, Timmy unknowingly boarded the Titanic

Timmy then drowned gruesomely.

The end.

[rose spire]

I hope that time goes by quickly for you

[granite parcel]

Thanks

[radiant cipher]

Hi chat

[granite parcel]

Hello

[sick crest]

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[rose spire]

More story than solo leveling

[wanton pelican]

[stable plank]

minnie wife

[nova elm]

[blissful oxide]

schob

[sick crest]

time for bed

[blissful oxide]

time for dinner

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[rose spire]

You should give me 11 gems

[rose spire]

Gn

[granite parcel]

My sleep schedule is so bad I woke up at 2am for no reason

[blissful oxide]

nice

I never woke up like that, lucky u

[granite parcel]

And then play gta

Played*

[granite parcel]

Nope it sucks I like sleeping

[blissful oxide]

that's the gamer spirit

[rose spire]

I don’t like sleep

But then I like sleep

[blissful oxide]

[meager vine]

same tbh

[radiant cipher]

Shes so goated

[granite parcel]

Yeah I just don’t like waking up at 2am and only getting 4 hours of sleep

[blissful oxide]

o damn

[meager vine]

wrong reply sry

[pastel oracle]

Nice

[sinful vapor]

yes

[blissful oxide]

it's ok

[meager vine]

infernom

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[rose spire]

Yeah I love staying up but when I go to sleep late I get hit by the “I regret going to sleep this late”

[radiant cipher]

@sinful vapor for you!

[pastel oracle]

[granite parcel]

Yup

[rose spire]

I have stick drift

[rose spire]

But why does it decide to start moving after 10 minutes or 5 seconds

[pastel oracle]

Schobbnom

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-swap-negativity-toxic-friends-gif-4468210556151702000

[shut crane]

boat

[ivory bridge]

No, it deserves to live

[radiant cipher]

Raaaah

[radiant cipher]

Brennus

[mortal hill]

Brenass

[granite parcel]

What is that

[mortal hill]

Your death

[granite parcel]

Huh

[restive wing]

So you have been chosen

Death

[granite parcel]

Okay

[rose spire]

Does that hurt?

[sinful vapor]

do I see.........feet?!

[restive wing]

Do i see thigh?

[mortal hill]

Honestly peak skin

[rose spire]

I see booba

[sinful vapor]

so many nom worthy baguettes

[rose spire]

[restive wing]

Yay fresh Baguettes!

Yatta!

[sinful vapor]

Rice Shower in Azur Lane

[lucid violet]

Same VA ??

[granite parcel]

Goodbye

[sinful vapor]

shares Mejiro Ardan though

[lucid violet]

[modern yoke]

Time to eat

[rose spire]

E33 review

[sinful vapor]

true fact, the VA was born 09/09/1999

[rose spire]

This makes me wanna play Elden ring

[restive wing]

This game is so peak

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-wuwa-absolute-cinema-wuwa-cinema-wuthering-waves-cinema-gif-7199723354801820975

[stable plank]

who

[sinful vapor]

Le Hardi

[granite parcel]

Wait when does the gta Christmas update come out

Wait why am i asking here my bad

[stable plank]

i knew it was too good to be true. shes fr*nch

[rose spire]

Someone give me a name for my character creation

[sinful vapor]

Biscuit

[rose spire]

I got a Bismarck one already

[restive wing]

Sometime i play elden ring but i creation to guts anyway git gud

[sinful vapor]

got to keep the Bis streak going

unless you are not really the biggest fan

[worthy dawn]

[sinful vapor]

[blissful oxide]

what's e33

[rose spire]

Already got a guts one

[spiral saffron]

In Elden ring I solo 90% of bosses with storm hawk axes💀

[rose spire]

Expedition 33

[blissful oxide]

ah

[rose spire]

Nvm I’ll make a biscuit one

[restive wing]

Best game desu wa

[rose spire]

I’ll say when I play it

[restive wing]

Fibicubi!

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/rtx-on-phoebe-pheobe-chupi-feeby-gif-14882741576092323514

[blissful oxide]

pheebo

weird thing: she looks weak, she looks strong

[radiant cipher]

Yes
A lot

[rose spire]

Brb I’ll go test

[long arch]

https://booth.pm/en/items/7753600

noshiro's illustrator made a dakimakura with original art

[sinful vapor]

Noshi

[long arch]

first time an official artist released an AL dakimakura outside of yostar shop

[austere mesa]

feeeet

[restive wing]

Thigh

[blissful oxide]

boob

[sinful vapor]

face

[lucid violet]

Tummy

[radiant cipher]

But this thing hurts more

[compact hound]

Every orifice

[long arch]

i suggest getting it asap if u like it, i bet it's gonna get sold out fast

[devout bough]

hi Richie!!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1449223735918858310/richie_heart_d.gif

[blissful oxide]

hi piggy!

https://tenor.com/view/hip-hip-hooray-puns-jokes-hips-x-ray-gif-10928334

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[trim gyro]

https://external-preview.redd.it/historical-footage-of-the-churchill-avre-loading-and-firing-v0-NTVueTh1NDE0bDNkMcyN9xBHTI2cuNgTSDaLD9i8Ys2vVeJ9c-X0MsblkBvT.png?format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e71725e7df79439dbf13da3e8fbc1fed1a4ff2

[peak knoll]

new UR announcement should be one of these days right

[blissful oxide]

where's the head

or I'm just blind

[mental swift]

After 15th december

I think

[peak knoll]

Usually a prelude event is 1 week before the UR event

But we'll see

Surely this Eagle UR will be Iowa

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[pastel moat]

Two more days

Waiting is a pain

[peak knoll]

Iowa for this one
Yamato for the next Sakura one
Hood II for the next Royal one
And everyone lived happily ever after

[rose spire]

I literally don’t care if it’s a main or a vanguard as long as it’s a Eu UR

Chance for 2 UR? One in shop and one in construction?

[blissful oxide]

I don't care abt faction and role as well as it's a ur

[peak knoll]

Doubtful, unless they consider Essex Retro to be a new UR release. Their trend has been double UR - single UR - double UR and the last gacha UR event was Hakuhou with I-404 in the shop

[mortal hill]

As long its a girl [optional]

[pastel moat]

Will yamato have horns

It sounds like an ogre

[peak knoll]

It'll be a kitsune like the rest of her class

[pastel moat]

Noooo

[radiant cipher]

it's a ramjet

[mortal hill]

If its not Iowa, you will give me discord nitro

[pastel moat]

I don't like furry ears

[peak knoll]

No, get a job

[blissful oxide]

hehehe

[rose spire]

As much as I want Keep dreaming bro we aren’t that Lucky

[pastel moat]

I want a ship like ho'olheyak from arknights

[peak knoll]

Woaaaahooooh

[radiant cipher]

@devout bough

[devout bough]

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[devout bough]

hi Richie!!!

[mental swift]

A staggering 100%!

[devout bough]

what's up?

[rose spire]

Dw guys I’ll add 3 UR for everyone this update trust me

[mental swift]

Last year was 2 UR

[peak knoll]

Idk I can easily eat 2 URs in terms of bulins but I'm still pretty tired of them constantly pumping out 2 at a time

[mental swift]

this year would be 2 UR too

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-nose-moving-nose-nose-piggy-gif-15973968579150031374

[rose spire]

I don’t even have enough to max out 1 I just like UR ships nice to add collection

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-pig-gif-3765252999484093458

[mental swift]

2 UR from pulls you say then

there would be 1 new UR

and Lexington 2

As shop UR

nothing except that

[peak knoll]

Hakuhou event: 2 UR
Lion event: 2 UR
Rafaello event: 1 UR
Fritz Rumey event: 2 UR

I swear these fucking dudes are gonna say ''reruns are 1 UR events'' at this rate

[mental swift]

Wrong

reruns were 1 UR events

Until

NEXT MONTH

[mental swift]

March was always 1 UR

summer is 2 UR

anniv wasn't 2 UR until recently

and year closer is also 2 UR since dec 2023

[peak knoll]

Yeah they're just gradually upping the pace to promote more whaling as the UR bulin economy can't keep up

Unless you're a long term player, then the extra cores are just a bonus

[mental swift]

I just mlb the meta URs the other ones I just sleep on them 😴

Like lion

or Bismarck zwei

or Hakuhou recently

[peak knoll]

I MLB every UR, including several copies of specific ones, but only because I've played long enough to afford being able to do so

[mental swift]

the others? just collection

[mental swift]

Well your choice gearing all of them up

You probably did this after thinking about the consequences

[pastel oracle]

What consequences

[peak knoll]

I can buy 2 bulins, have 1 stashed, get 1 more from the pass, 1 more from the event so I'll only need 3 copies of the gacha UR to MLB both it and the shop UR

Or 1 copy if I wait until next month

It's not so bad

This doesn't affect me much at all. You will inevitably run into a surplus of bulins if you play long enough and max your cores and battlepass each time

but it still sucks for new players that there's such a giant amount of URs to catch up on

[mortal hill]

I'd imagine they will do something funny and its one UR but a fucking tons of skins

[mental swift]

yeah bulins aren't a problem for me either as long as I get the meta URs

[trim gyro]

you're not required to max out every UR lol

[mental swift]

that's what I was trying to say

you can just max out the ones you're using

[sharp fog]

Returning players too

[peak knoll]

you don't HAVE to chud, therefore it's not an issue

awesome reddit argument ty guys

[peak knoll]

Yeah I can imagine

[mental swift]

who are those on your pfp

[worthy dawn]

yeah true

[sharp fog]

Me and my sis

[worthy dawn]

woman on the internet? it's plausible

[sharp fog]

Maxed NJ but everything else will be a pain

[peak knoll]

Turn off your dm requests immediately

[mental swift]

looks like Zoey stark and sonya deville

[sharp fog]

Already are for the most part

[mental swift]

could be wrong

[peak knoll]

Based

Same

[worthy dawn]

fact check true

[compact hound]

General peeps look unfamiliar tonight huh

[mental swift]

Yeah all the returnees and newbies and some unknown pros

[compact hound]

I cope for QE l2d skin

[peak knoll]

They are also kinda slow to add reran UR's to the gacha exchange. To me it makes sense that they should become an exchange UR right after their rerun ends, but apparently not

[compact hound]

A new one

[mental swift]

Keep coping

[peak knoll]

Need several more months of a buffer

[compact hound]

Banner checks out

[sharp fog]

I got musashi and shinano yesterday so I aint complaining

[mental swift]

More like, a year

[peak knoll]

I am neck, no, scalp-deep in copium that Shinano will get an oath skin one day. She is in the hall of fame! surely that means it'll happen soon!

[trim gyro]

complaining that there's shit to catch up on in a game that constantly adds new stuff is just whining for its own sake
if you keep playing you can eventually catch up, if you don't you don't need to care

[mental swift]

Absolutely

[mental swift]

what does my banner have to do with this

[peak knoll]

you are just being argumentative for the sake of it. no one is complaining that there's catching up for new players, only that the catching up is extremely predatory. you can sit on this elitist hill and die on it, but this game dies without a steady stream of new players onboarding long-term. you can only go ''I had to suffer through it as well'' for so long before potential players just drop the game, and then your playerbase can only shrink

[tired crown]

Fraud Bismarck vs Goat Warspite, Queen Elizabeth class

[peak knoll]

Which is actually not a good thing for the game's health long-term

[signal delta]

Amen

[mental swift]

even though the game dies I wouldn't care

Because I didn't spend a single dime on it

[worthy dawn]

wait shinano doesn't have an oath skin?? whuh??

[peak knoll]

Nope, she's been passed on one for quite some time now

[worthy dawn]

ragebait

[mental swift]

this eggwuh doesn't even know

[trim gyro]

having to actually play the game a reasonable amount to be able to max out all the best units is predatory? right...

[worthy dawn]

just because all gacha games do it doesn't mean it's right

[mental swift]

dont take the ragebait you two

[peak knoll]

I'm not. I've said everything I want to say and I know I'm right

which is an awesome feeling

[trim gyro]

it's so predatory that you can do almost the entire game while needing exactly none of those units, wow

[worthy dawn]

me when people want to collect all the waifus in the waifu collecting game

[mental swift]

I am a new player and I have a mlb lion mlb warspite retro and an mlb york2 and I'm happy enough to power through

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-gif-1227201251014243577

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-sleeping-seseren-cute-gif-17729556

[trim gyro]

imagine putting in some time and effort to collect your waifus, crazy right?

[mortal hill]

Remember when we dont have augment

[peak knoll]

I did! I'm happy man, I love this game. Might not be perfect, might have plenty of things to criticize, but I hope to see another 6 years out of it at minimum

Surely we get world 16 soon

[trim gyro]

nope

[peak knoll]

Nah I can't even say that as a meme

How long has it been since w15

over a year and a half almost no

[trim gyro]

about 3 years, and given completion rates last time they showed them they're unlikely to make a whole story chapter for all 5 players who would clear it

[peak knoll]

2 years, apparently

Yeah fair. Unless they boost ship power to incentivize more players to push high worlds, I doubt we'll see more of them

[trim gyro]

I remember when W15 was announced and people said surely we get 130 now and I said no

[sharp fog]

Its the levels too which need grinding

[midnight fiber]

they could link chapter 16 with level 130 this time tho

altho just as well they might not do it :))

[trim gyro]

we would get 130 for W16 because it wouldn't be winnable at 125

[peak knoll]

True, but that's ultimately a 1 time thing per ship. You get your heavy hitters like NJ, Alsace and Unicorn out of the way and you have a solid baseline to work from until you get to really high worlds

and I think even w15 is bruteforceable with some +13 gear

[sharp fog]

No like player levels

[peak knoll]

I mean those do next to nothing lmao

[trim gyro]

I've got a W15 auto setup, manual clears are easier though

[peak knoll]

Other than the initial unlocks I suppose

[sharp fog]

Cant progress to higher worlds without a high enough level

[mental swift]

When people realize that they can't

[peak knoll]

Ah, you're right. I forgot about that. I think that's a pretty asinine requirement, they could probably just remove that

and let people try their hand at however high they can manage regardless of player level

[mental swift]

They either power through like me

Or just quit

both of them are good for your sanity

[peak knoll]

ok guys surely THIS year Ägir gets her fate sim

[mental swift]

PLEASE

[modern yoke]

[peak knoll]

(It's just gonna be Brest)

[trim gyro]

Agir is W15 viable, she's not getting it

[peak knoll]

Ägir is never getting one unless they just make an objectively better tank in PR9

Which i don't see happening. PR8 DR's were kinda

Idk, underwhelming?

Not bad, just

Man we had fucking Nakhimov come out the year before

[sharp fog]

Is Guam actually good? Idk if I should get her to 125

[trim gyro]

yes

[peak knoll]

Guam is good yeah

[mortal hill]

In what way underwhelming

[sharp fog]

Shes on 115 rn

[mental swift]

Best CB

[mortal hill]

Have you tested it

[mental swift]

I am aiming my sights on getting that CB

and the DD accompanying her

Which is the 2nd best DD

[peak knoll]

Yeah Laffey 2 is absurd

[mental swift]

In this game

She's a TANK

she would be very good for a newbie like me

[nova elm]

Please no :3

[sharp fog]

I got her in the boss fleet

[peak knoll]

Absolute prick in PVP as well

[mental swift]

Okay I'm using her after I mlb her then

[sharp fog]

Laffey 2,Heinrich and Neptune cause I need to level up more stuff

[mental swift]

Gotta piss some people off in pvp obligatorily

[mental swift]

HMS neptune right

[sharp fog]

Yep

[mental swift]

Yeah that ship is also very solid

I forgot was she pr1 or pr2

[peak knoll]

1

Neptune is old school

[mental swift]

Yea

[peak knoll]

Still pretty solid though

[mental swift]

What about the real old school

St louis

[next helm]

Sup

[sharp fog]

Mob fleet roon,san diego because aa is lacking in that fleet and guam

[mental swift]

*saint louis

about time I realize those are 2 different ships

One is american the other is french

[next helm]

Two saint Louis?

[mental swift]

yes

USS St. Louis

and

[mortal hill]

🥀

[mental swift]

FFNF Saint Louis

[peak knoll]

yeah

them two

[mental swift]

One is a random french name and the other is randy orton's hometown

[next helm]

Is she the battleship

in french?

[trim gyro]

who?

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-pose-wwe-backlash-2020-gif-22777335

[peak knoll]

Look at the icons man

[next helm]

that one has forward guns

[mental swift]

In french she's CA in american she's CL

[next helm]

You should take care of this special shipgirls

Never forget them!

[mortal hill]

Did you know...

[sharp fog]

Yeah I just checked Im sevrley underleveled 💀

[mental swift]

What is your level even

[next helm]

That they are thick?

[mental swift]

WHAT AM I??????

[mortal hill]

Golden Lewd will receive Lewd skin

[peak knoll]

Long Island next to NJ and Enterprise is so based

[sharp fog]

74

[peak knoll]

[sharp fog]

Played fo years but rarely play so yeah

[next helm]

Hm interesting I'm curious when is gonna even more lewer?

:>

[mental swift]

My level is, you wouldn't believe me

[peak knoll]

I'm a Dutchman so I'm morally obliged to hate the Tulipa faction

[mental swift]

Yeah if you're fucked im fucking incinerated

[sharp fog]

I play since around 2nd anniversary ish as I have the avatar frame but yeah

[sharp fog]

Share them coins Im broke

[peak knoll]

how much do you need I am so far over cap it's ridiculous

[mental swift]

How can one be so broke

[sharp fog]

Builds

Alot of them

[mental swift]

How many cubes

[sharp fog]

Had like 100ish

[next helm]

Is this Bismarck

[mental swift]

Yeah so that's probably the problem, girl I got 0

[peak knoll]

Bis2

[mortal hill]

Dude my cubes are gonna be cooked

[mental swift]

You're less than cooked

And that background crop is abysmal

[peak knoll]

400 cubes for a guaranteed UR, so you're fine