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I bought that for my dad a few years ago
Used to watch it at school around this time of year
The Soup Nazi is my favorite episode
I have dvds to watch in class
If it lowk gets boring
Twister..
Twisters..
2 fast 2 furious
Furious 7
Etc

I also have Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Bryan, and Meaning of Life.
sex
Seeing my real life name concerns me sometimes
Its like one of the best episodes lol. another of my favorites is the one where where george calls jerry to fake a bomb threat cause his boss was in his office and he didn't want to be found out that he wwas sleeping in it. Another favorite is the kenny rogers episode
Monty Python -upper class twit of the year
Monty Python doesn’t change the fact that I’m still gonna touch you
"How do you know he's a king?"
"He doesn't have shit all over him."
What if I touch u first
First your thighs
Then your rear
I’m still touching you
Then your sticking my fingers in your mouth
Then I’m shoving a bottle of water down your throat

The skit they did with the parrot also cracks me up
Make sure you can’t breathe
I don’t breathe
He's dead!

He's just sleeping 
My mom also has the two-book set with all the words in Flying Circus
You've glued him to his perch!
Okay pal
I never grew up on monty python
Smack it off the counter 
was it that good?
You absolutely should
I grew up in you
ah I see
I've seen Stripes and Up in Smoke. Both are great lampoon movies
Fawlty Tours, yes
Up in Smoke is a Cheech and Chong movie
Squishy cheeks
Touching bache
Must give it a watch
Commander is going to jail
Punt Bache 
Make sure to buy gems
Is that Mutsuki meta
Stamina training
I really should level that girl, never ever finished that
Bache retrofit
Really funny stuff
Wonder have they gave up or will we get a third ?
who dis in Star Trek Online??
Fnaf Collab
Not sure about that
USS Shinano
USS Prinz Eugen
I think I have seen stripes not sure but man it looks so familiar
IJN Enterprise
IJN Bache
true mesugaki
Bache is a good girl
Deffo have now that I see clips guess another one need to watch to refresh the old noggin

Spontaneous Night Battles sounds exhausting
What does a spontaneous night battle entail
double-
Idk ask @severe lion
Do they just shell the commanders room?
Seg
It's by the same guys that did Animal House. You know the toga party?
Atlanta getting shot by her own side
Don't think I have seen that one
Happy birthday to VA of azur lane glowworm and nikke volume. For legal reason I can't post the pic of her work 
Now, with this context
Omg dude we gotta set up a watch party or smth
seggs party
Read this again lol

Why I remember stripes a tiny bit is the marching part for some reason I remember it clearly 
HUHHHH?
AAAAArmy training, sir!
🍋

So many old movies I still have to see or rewatch before death 💀
Who dis again ?
Omg I just thought of a great Christmas movie to watch
Murmansk
Home alone ? Richie rich ? 
Yippie-kay-yey, motherfucker
Ahhh yes Die hard
Me when I see taihou
Loved watching those at Christmas
Just live forever problem solve
Also "Five minutes till midnight!"
"Heeeey, what gives? It was five minutes till midnight four minutes ago!"
Professor Snape in his past life killed from fall damage
You should drift yourself
N O W
No wonder he was always pissed off
I wish 😁
I moscow to bed
3.14am thank goodness it's a Saturday
Go. Drift the Ice Cap to eep
Also got this hella clean frame from an edit
the light at the end of the tunnel
The vid is called Night of Ice and it is a fucking BANGER
Woahhh
My birthday is gone, now i wait another year to become older again.

Old bitch
I'm the youngest here
what sound does the goat make
Even though I already have a moustache and beard 
How old
Hmm
Age of privacy


He's 67 years old
holy shit. I just realized the reason why sara isn't on the list of ships to get exp boost is that manjuu already knwos everyones using her as a mob ship so she's most likely max level already
crafty
ratcoon hands
glory to manjuu
sara cosplaying alsace 😭😭😭
Someone gonna paypal you 30.000 dongs
Where's the birthday tax?
money is money
considering that i literally am from hell (indonesia) thats still money
It's paid as small increments of increased back pain
Oh wow we're bros from the same hell
U would need at least 300.000 or 400.000 dongs for that
Oldie ahh
Oh nvm a 3 scoop in Rupiah is only like 40k
🍅
No its more like 95k
that would be the expensive brands
40k is the shit ice creams
still ice cream
You haven't had terrible ice cream have you
50k is like Hazbin Hotel-level fancy ice cream
I envy your soul brother

hmm
The only ice cream i have is either the one from a place that makes it close to my home or the ones i make myself
Shit so good it got me beatboxing
Man that sounds nice 
I have a small cuisinart machine, it takes a while to make it, but i can have whatever flavour i want, i even made gatorade once as meme, and it tasted quite good
Damnit he's now flexing, now I'm sad 
Ranch?
Oyster water?
the only one i like the grape one, but i also kinda like the cherry, i dont like the ones with strange flavours
Come get y'all's fixins
it's a cheap machine it's like $80 or even less

I dont want a lot for christmas
THEREEE IS JUST 1 THING I NEEDDDDD
I DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTSSSS
UNDERNEATHHH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
MOREEEEE than you could ever know
Make my wish come trueeeEee
All I want for chritmasss
Is youuu

Omelette

30k dongs converted into idr is 18k
there's like ice creams that are like 5k here
or maybe 10-15k
hello charlie kirk.
john 
🍅 🦶


that is the Tomato I know very well
hello

i am not the tomato you knew very well.
you know what
shat ap john
you SMELL

Whats the left one
shut up goldshi
Rader Alert Rader Alert Dectected Trainer Signal
That is a rotten tomato score of 43%
sometimes I forget shared skins is a feature and I was trying to wrap my head around this for a good few seconds

Yes it for real
reinstalling azur lane right fucking now
I think september
Ayo is tomat

Hru
very good
i aced my midterms with only eating a single donut
When did you last update

and a big cup of coffee
Very pog to hear

for context
i hadnt eaten nor slept for a while that day
i am now currently having a smoke
while waiting for AL to finish updating
hello meeno
coincidentally i am smoking a pack of marlboros right now..
i got that from my daughter
When she ask for burger but she doesn't want pickle but she hate pickle
Marlboro ferrari
i dont fucking know
what am i supposed to do
goodness me its been so long

the gacha dailies, all 30 of them
30???
There are 30 dailies in a month
oh
then no
uni has been killing me twin.
i dont have the time to play this game like how i used to
💔

You have a daughter????
dude
not even 5 minutes?
yes
Oh
haru
not even 5 minutes.
okay
Haru she is best desu wa
Damn
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
the next day, 6 new ones appeared
RICHELIEU SHARES VAS WITH ELYSIA?
how the fuck am i supposed to do this
Elysia who?
oh great
Oh that miss pink elf you mean?
Someone from hsr
JEAN BART AND RICHELIEU ARE BOTH VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON TOO
I think
Honkai impact
WAIT SHIT
I FORGOT TO CLAIM TIRPITZ'S FUCKIN SKIN
me too
Elysia it been awhile to see her but what to do with miss pink elf?
FUCK
they have the same artist and va
and the artist+va collabed for a character in GF too, I think
I only knew as far as ask drawing them both
Wait
Wait a minute even she is voice actor on zhu yuan!
Ask is yhe name of the artist right
🍅
am hungry gn to u
GOODNIGHT TOSHIE

Even Barghest one is most dangerous strongest muscle girl
yup
did Richie, Jean, Clem, and Vanguard
4 bangers
They should comm another vanguard skin
they should commission Ask to do anything, all the time
Mem.



Elysia and Riche hold the same VA?
hi

Yes
What's up 
It is like being told Santa is Real


multiple pink haired spotted
Mem.
ory
No way she voiced Yoko
Even she is voice as Tohka
tohka yatogami

birb 
Hello
Birb
Browndust 2 calling AL out again
another unknown pink haired has joined the scene
Question:
Would you live in a alternative universe where you can respawn again if you die ;]
i believe b2 airstrike is real
Of course
My owner literally is Santa big dawg
If Randy didn't hear no bell, why'd he even start?
Is that sneakers

Must be one tasty popsicle
anyone know if 3 staring maps in war archives does anything don't want to waste the oil
vine boom sound effect
why is that an AL callout?
don't know 
kirk
whats gi next banner character
Let's wait for livestream...on January 2
No wait, that was actually kinda wholesome
hm

Let's wait and see 
alr

Don't know?
You sure?
If she fly to my house I will open the basement and when she gets it I trap her in my basement ;]
But why are you making Q&A?...
Nothing just for...
for...
You feel bored...some of them are busy daily life
that's quite alright

I know
I just want to
Anyway see you later buddy 
just shy of a week until we finally know who the new ships are, and what they do
66,000 milestone
jesus
Waiting for new ship to added
gonna wait until 2125
We could have a shipgirl with missiles on her
well the livestream is monday, and the update is likely thursday
so a wee bit sooner than 100 years I'd think
hi benjamin
Hi hi how are you
fine, and u?
Should they add this on azur lane
sps dumb 4000
Me too thanks
nice
it's time for night battles
aka, OpSi grind at night
This shipgirl would have the thickest, dumbest and densest ass known to AL universe
what is it anyways?
Welcome to da Cult
She going for the second fleet
Cuz I have Hood and Rossiya in the first
The third is mostly carriers
Flustered NJ is cute
@devout bough
Now that’s an impressive resume
Elysia, Cyrene, Vera, Groza, as well as the 2 Richelieu sisters
Truly blessed

Who is the girl at the top?
Lynae. New WuWa girl
every gacha has to have a bike
Why wouldn't they
I only really got to play 1% of the story and decided to explore the open world
There are no roads, not even to the place you are supposed to go.
They have cars, motor vessels, robots
A bike wouldn't be out of place

BBQ
There are plenty of roads in Huanglong
They even have both wrecked and functional cars
Honami is literally just a post apocalyptic modern city
And the new region should let you build highways
私の幼少期を彩った作品です。
何度観ても描き方が本当に丁寧で、キラキラした世界観に引き込まれること間違いなしです。
「現実は漫画のように甘くない!」などおよそ子供向けとは思えないセリフ回しで大人でもファンになってしまいます。
もっと語...
hi pig, i longed for some pork chop
Sorry, my pork is exclusively reserved for my wives
so this is the way you way to be cooked?
By Richelieu, if you haven't noticed
nobody like fat weebs
weebs are either fat af or rail thin
no in-between
the normal rated are with those setting
and chips overall the body sitting infront pc
What no nutritional balance does i guess
suits for a pig
Idk i like cooking
guess we getting chip along tonight

someone's vore/cannibalism fetish is coming out strong

visited the intrepid again today, just as beautiful as it was 10 years ago
Omg pretty!!!!

Idk i don't like this one
yeah it was great
i saw the cafeteria and remembered eating there when i was a kid 😭😭
Vending machine inside the island hmm
and a pepsi machine at that
omg I remember seeing blue angels at an air show when i was a kid
I wonder how it's like. There are a few ships in Japan i have visited with cafeteria but they're all exhibits and non functional
also saw the uss growler
i used to have a little plastic toy of one lol
I absolutely love that
I visited Submarine Akishio and saw their cafeteria. Was quite the experience, i'll see if i can find pictures
There is a decent sized air show every year near me but I haven’t been in years. Dayton Airshow :3 that’s where I saw blue angles
we lost one of my friends and we went to one of the lower floors but they scanned our tickets again so my friend goes “yeah if u see a little japanese man then let him in he’s with us”
Pig ritual
we just found him already there roaming the halls of the intrepid
like wtf where did u go bro 😭😭
Those huge boats are so confusing, I went to the one in San Diego and idk how the sailors were able to navigate it
Arent carriers one big hangar in the middle
A lot of halls and stuff under the hangar deck i assume.
yeah that’s where the cafeteria is too
I only remember exploring hornets island
and all the bunks

one of these days I'll make it down to the states
and see a few ships
hangar
im not going to see uss nj, sorry im not risking my life going between philly and camden
Good luck getting in soon
Idk i only visited a few warships over all. Mikasa, Avrora, yeah that's it. Not a lot of boats over on this side
Want to visit Belfast some time when i can
Yamato wanting to pick a fight at a 6km distance against a Soyuz 
||make her climax||
?
Yamato is extrenely vulnerable to being ammoracked if shells go through her armour
beautiful boiler. Water tube boilers are massive and its impressive the high temperatures they can obtain
I too, want to see Belfast's insides


Does making pork lard require death?
ive seen them in big plants like oil and sugar plants but its very impressive to see one in a ship
almost have enough for another Wyvern
but I'm thinking I'll save these expecting the Eagle UR divebomber gets into the gear lab with YorkII's event going permament soon
thats a lot of shooty
Is AD-2 even that useful
it's not bad at all for light and medium damage
I feel like i barely use it
Light damage it's the best yeah but medium i'd rather just use Tenrai
Faster reload too
I have it on Franklin, for anti-medium
shalom
mah gawd
You have a long time before that, usually they add the event gear ≈around one year after the event becomes permanent
Yeah, i know from personal experience

they gave her an augment, so they haven't forgot about her
And she makes the best bakery goods
She also have the best bakery goods
Wish all these event CGs have HD version
yes
at least we have dunkerque milf meta
thickerque
facebook ahh meme
I feel like an unc still using facebook
cuz you is
come to the azur lane myspace page


Champagne needs an augment
she's fallen behind a lot
Scored this for well under selling price (A$400). I also had a A$100 eBay gift card from work so only A$60 (down from A$160)
Ninety whole whammers
TCGs are a scam in general
You could get a whole ass Perceus figure for that much
damn
I want that too
Two actually
89usd for a bgs 10 is good
that's a terrible price
Damn theres a van giving out free ddr5 ram sticks 
Alsace would be my 4th
already have Dunkerque bikini, Jean Bart party dress, and Richelieu swimsuit is releasing in January

I'm not a big fan of Perseus' character tbh
she's ok
i like her
she's a good girl
ola
can some1 give me some role

i can give you a role
you will be my
slave
yes
bet
eeeww
brokies
imagine not having the disposable income to recklessly spend on fictional women
can't be me
when would they even add samochud in azur lane
when I buy the Alsace figure
I think I'll officially be at $1000+ spent on AL figuers lol
across 4
i'll wait to see if price drops
That's dedication
indeed
Which four
Dunkerque, Jean Bart, Richelieu is releasing in January, and then Alsace
No Clem
sad
there's no figure of her
mind you, Clem isn't one of my favs anyways
i like her
I wish they'd released Strasbourg's base skin, instead of 2 versions of her race queen
OMG SO TRUE
HER BASE IS SO PRETTYYYY
i'm not the biggest fan of race queen
hi realistic battles
inb4 replaced by lexington
Joffre's RQ is tempting though
the figure looks pretty good
Auto played so hard I had like 10 extra kaguya and yuzuru clones
i love Joffre default too much
true
we joffin it?
i really want them to release a Massena base skin

meENo
iaaedcozet
beautiful, how much?
Joffre's another ship that needs an augment
she needs more damage to keep up
32,000 JPY, or 200 USD
600 augments
finally, IB UR
Waiting for Monday 8pm UTC+8 be like
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NC
And next month is like the tuition fee
So yeah, impossible.
Seems more affordable to whale

I'm gonna preorder Alsace next week
pay week, and she's not a bad price at all
What do you mean by straddling?

calling it a night, later folks
Same probably, night Turk
bye Auntie!!!
Best bunny girl
Ah, the joke is sex.
North Carolina is cute
still some ways away from Clem
@devout bough
Cute pet elephant
Dude, I want to rust that neck peice
G'day sir
Let's not address the elephant in the room
weird fetish but ok
Phew, the shot was fired, but it aimed to high
tthe double entedre was not understood
The hell's that mean
You know
Very qt
BOOBS?
help
guide me fleet build
Wrong channel
for killer boss faster
I want NC but I need to do the thing 60 times and i'm spending 600 per war archive so thats,,,,alot of oil
ok thanks
But NC is a lot of QT
QT bunny girl
idk i'd aim somewhere around here
Does anyone knows about Azur Lane lines I need update for illustrious 
Dude, trust me. Put spence, foote and aurbun van gaurd, long island, bouge and arizona in the back

What do you mean ?
tf is this supposed to mean
There's a new skin for Illustrious and I wanna read the lines but in Azur lane wiki
Didn't update yet
lets not address the kashino in the room
Ahhh I see said the blind man
Dude I want kashino so mucj
oh feeeww the Soyus is on my side
I just think supply ships are neet
Does anyone know how to fix an Azur Lane ship I cannot open gameplay help, how does one enhance Kashino. 
Cut her boobs down to a reasonable size
Oh ok
@pastel oracle finally Erofu dev30
real
Screw it YouTube do your thing
I really wanna get her and oath her to rename
no answer at gameplay help

How manju got away with making a milf ship with the body of a 30 something your old single mother I do not know
LOL
the one good elf 🤤
whoa whoa give me sec remember these name
All you need to remember is BEAVER squad vanguard
like holy fuck I dont think ive seen someone like it before
museum material
Long island andbouge are exccelent cv's
where ship quotes?
idk, maybe in the quotes tab
and arizona? she's busted

what about gear?
my pfp is santa beating up krampus
my pfp is santa
Thats the neat part. Just slap your best gear on them
Satan
pro tip. DON'T mlb them. Trust me, you will save SO much oil
Santa I was good this year, can you bring me a new tractor and 4000 ton of premium coal
@mortal hill stop hiding behind a new name dumbsex
what kind best gear now?
nuh uh
dont listen
go all in on mlb and make it your endgoal to spend 90 oil a fleet

Isn't there an oil cap anyway?
Dude, fox mines? I was spending like 10 or maybe 20 oil max
unfortunately
the rich get richer....
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH KIND SIR IF I WASNT STRAIGHT ID BE WILLING TO BE GAY FOR YOU
THANK YOU
seems i need website tier list azur lane
careful, that bike might get stolen by a thief
Bruh, that site ain't got no voice files, just text. 
How is that dude so EN cannot open the wiki mp4 file
no way worlds first triomphant art
people play with sound?
You turn on the sound when in the secretary menu

if you want to feel dread, they're part of the next generation
Then turn it off on opsi
They will not survive the heat death of the universe
I don't think anyone will lmao
me at 7 years old finding out about Sagittarius A and B
hopefully by the time the sun is about to explode, mankind finds a way to feed the sun and keep it alive
nukes
soul energy
I say we nuke the sum bitch

Or
hear me out
We find a way to make a mini star
we feed it to the sun
we escape death
Yeah I'd definitely aim for her to be a mother of 8
football team
basketball team
"bro couldn't even pull out of a driveway" 
penis
peanits
gonna conquer the universe with little aglaeas
lies
impossible
quite a lot of them actually
me being one of them, we talked bout the relation of it with al for a couple of times already
Like how shipgirls can handle a shot of bolter point blank.
8 is not enough
21
21 children is a good number to stop at
True
lol 21 is basscialy a small platoon
equipped with the big gun
game crash
With adequate time and resources, that's enough to conquer a planet or two
true that
Imagine War Thunder 64 vs 64
All players with B-29 / Tu-4 with nuke 
How to burn servers in three nanoseconds
Are you polish
with a name like that i'd be surprised if that wasn't the case
not before i crash onto her
You know I'm chinese 
yeah, and i'm French

WE NEED MORE LA GALISSONNIERES
Probably yes 
guys i started playing al because of the DAL collab, when will laffey II event release again?
when EoS hits
like

never
This Jan is probably her Rerun w Guam
guam was driving
unless they want to delay
they'll release all events once they announce EoS
truth
hopefully not, just payed premium skins cuz of the recent collab TvT





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