#al-general
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need an art of Indomie sooching up ultra-spicy noodle (Soldier 11 approves)
peanuts
ikr
can we jsut send manjuus to do labor at the island, and we just chill on base?
Pay peanuts, get monkeys
i stopped playing it since a week ago, too time consuming
i think my sextuple bofors are looking a little weird
PEANUTS!!!!!
its the formid ICBM i see
AAAH ITS CONTENT OTHER THAN THE CAMPAIGN MOOOM IM SCARED
uhhhh

PEANUTS WITH SEA SALT IS SO PEAK
Lapland's Sextuple
the only reason for me to play this is akashi cake
wow
I'll today 🤢
akashi cake, shall i touch?
funnily enough it's not the only one that's weird
ban this ass poster
Bros searching for something more mystical than Hipper's magical chest
ive seen this exact post before
hi psi
also Akashi's hand
hru
That too
died
RIP, and hope you stay buried.
typing under the ground
mmmm feet
hi rat 
Wtf i see 
when
Oh shit the akashi lover is here run!
soon
ur cake
Hmmm mogdoro
bro got revealed
Ja, Mogadoro

hm
cake
so the for a bright future shit is just what was already a thing in slow ahead? a alliance between the axis and allied powers?
i wouldnt trust that bright future shit yk
mustve be a propaganda spreaded by the axis
they stopped fighting years ago 
in Port Timeline?
no
then what is it

maybe siren alliance shit
willtell propaganda. run!!
I welcome our siren overlords
not gonna read it just waiting for someone to say what is the shit about
will record propaganda
it's all fake news
for Columbina Pictures Entertainment
will see recorded propaganda
*co. ltd
wow
damn a wild Tani
synd 
hello hah 
got kidney?
Is kashino good alongside musashi and shinano?
banana
coconut
murmo
mur
mino 
Synd
hello pit
tig ol bitties
The USS Johnston's 5" guns still trained on Yukikaze's destroyer group 81 years later. As she sank, the Yukikaze's captain saluted the dying Destroyer who had prior gone face to face with the legends Yamato and Haruna while seriously maimed.

Behold! He is coming with the clouds!
And every eye shall be blind with his glory!
Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice!

Sandy?
How to gain level fast (sorry i'm just comeback this game)😹✌🏻🥀
Batman?
Nah, it's probably the iphone radar alarm
commander is out of date 
aight
I mean he did say stricken deaf.
Name a more nefarious sound than the iphone radar alarm
Replace your backline with Mofu's, and replace your frontline with creatures.

Sandy, Laffey II, Anchorage. The creatures.
Entities of malign intent.
eld laffey 2 jintsuu m for pvp
3 days for stream
all the new lewd boats shall be revealed!
maybe kansas skin
Child soldiers formation
Minazuki, Omaha, Norfolk, Zeppy, Bogue, and Terror
how lewd
expecting answer: idk
Another boob skin for Taihou!
hiptastic

The hip to shoulder ratio is insane



hey
unless it's like last year where Halford got the dynamic but I don't think so
nah
the normal PR ships never get L2D
and I don't think it will change any time soon
I will 100% get the Vittorio Cuniberti skin lol
Why do you need a human heart
You lack it?
You offering?
Nah stay dead
hi tarnished



Since when did you start playing this game
Azur lane should be more sexy and lewd. Or else it'll make me to "start" playing browndust2


I disagree
Is the short answer
Why
Yeah no
Wait your banner gif is literally a trackmania 2 canyon press forward map
lol
do whatever you want incel
The long answer is i have peculiar standards about how to be lewd
Imo default outfit should try to not go too far
kidney pls
IT IS CANYON
Why is it your banner gif then
Uh
Do you even know anything about trackmania
Skins can do whatever
Because it's cool?
I know that you drive cars in trackmania
yeah you don’t just drive them you sometimes fly them too
The physics are unreal
And the bugs in that game
Are features
To minimise time
Is this not enough for default outfit
Who is this
Ice boosting?
Fritz rumey
They are there
Nah, this game is already way lewder than it was at the start. If u want some degen shit, just play another game.
Yeah...
Aight
Rare tani sighting
Hello
the horizons
azura pack where
Somewhere blue I would think
Actually wait isn't that a person in Skyrim
Check there
make sense, hm
oh no, it's el gato
What
shut it elijah wood penguin

Oh ok
tong
tong
tong
Warning : Very satisfied pussy
Nice hand looks so girly
😳
Okay listen here buddy
Your gonna stay here
The horniest ALO member of today has arrived
Who
You?
Nice joke there’s worser people then you

hmm
That’s exactly what I ment
"worser"
I know you ain’t trying by my English teacher at 5 in the damn morning
Fuck off or sum💔
no
It worked since the snow is gone
trackmania mentioned
And he disappears to the abyss again
Deaf girl
@blissful oxide for some reason stream redirected me to a vtuber stream LOL
moment
just realized the stream has ended, lmfao
heh
hmmmm
yes?
rb
ae
iou
OMG HELLO REALISTIC BATTLE FROM WAR THUDNER!!!!!
hmm
sorry
my hands is all over Leeuw right now
i'll let you have her later
I will touch you
Lewd the dunk 
pls
Hmm
coat red coat red
reminds me of what edward would do
Why is there no good Azur lane fan content anymore.
hmm
wdym
EN's CC is lacking, a lot of them are on Bilibili
sverdlov
alot of CC is learning chinese to be on bilibili rn
Oops
Perhaps I should be more specific
Really I meant on TikTok
No fandom presence of any kind
tiktok? idk a few of CC's there
yoo kirk
Unless u count edits made in like the olden days of 2023 or something
Ancient
or fossil
Me bored
I just find it hard to include it with MLP, Helluva/Hazbin or TADC fan stuff
yeah it's true, game is kinda dying
ok that's too high a standard
lul
What's up?
waiting for the time passes, hbu
Hmm
Good...
glad to know
her too
hmm
oh wow christmas tree
Eugen 
time to sleep

good night all
good night mr fooki
KAGA SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED 
hmm
Merry Christmas to y'all
next week is our Christmas party is gonna be fun hope you have have a great jolly christmas
nice
Should azur lane have a Christmas celebration with the shipgirls
would be a great too ngl
hmm
vote for Bache
no
Richie AA
I already did 
employed by who again
Idk the name of that pizza shop
Hmmmm
does bache can help to increase the income
Hehehehe I will do something on a pizza
that is illegal but not illegal


Anyways time to do some AL

pineapple
pineapple apple indomie
e
holy wall of text
5th GRADE?!!!
Man I'm digitally illiterate I can't read all that shit
I'm an Essex fan how am I supposed to overcome my inherent stupidity
EN
2019
YOU ARE EQUIVALENT OF EN
Bro
I asked the year of starting
Him saying of starting in 5th grade
Doesn't tell me much


Yes I am the embodiment of EN
Accept that title with honor
I will lol
nonono not you
Oh
Yamato when
finally were proud to announce hes the true en
hi when did you start playing
I started playing a week ago
I started playing 4 days ago
You guys are actually playing AL? I thought we all just like the fanarts
i've played tomorrow

Who did you select?
Okay technically speaking.
If it only cost oil to operate a rigging, what's stopping SKK becoming a ship themselves?
If you want a watered down version: I started playing in 5th grade. I pretty much play the game casually lol
Ah yes finally comprehensive

the ship themselves
thats the answer
so you just came back to the game
Noo SKK shipfu?
Right
they stop

SKK is obligatorily male
I select laffey
no no no, we fuck the ships, we don't become the ships
SKK is me.
skk is a cute shipgirl (male)
Ts so philosophical
No you are indomie
does (she) has weapons?

I want to eat indomie today but im too lazy to cook one
i select z23
oh
i already ate indomitable out today
i will make you an indomie
So just, glowworm extreme?


Basically
hmmm
I’m actually a female but I won’t be too mean about it-

check out what I got on my next 10 pull
what does a Vodka pool with extra Z11 taste like
dang, lucky you
Look my third wife
Vote for DoY or the December UR will not appear on your pulls
Fuck you
Waiting for Agìr oath skin
Just ignore him
Fakyou I'm voting for the sirens

Fnaf Collab soon
ok bache lover
Ts so cursed
Hopefully the world of the mortal plane of existence granted by the heavens
2

damn, I'm at 3
ok
i hope december's ur will not appear on your rolls
Good good
I've heard I can unlock hard mode at 4, looking forward to tryhard that if possible

Hard mode?
chat,who is "December 2025 UR ship"
Me
no no no
Predictive skin...
Yorktown 2 probably 
No Yorky is in war archive
texas
Looks like a Dove
Lexington
Ts
hah
if it's not lexington you owe me $2
Lexington 2 in shop
Yorky2 gonna crash the party and break free from archives
Lexington already exists sucka
He's talking about the 2nd SUCKAAAAAAAA
She will exist again
Jokes on you Im in Antarctic, there's no ATMs out here
CAN YOU DIG IT
GET DUNKED IT'S A SEQUEL
SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA

We piling on this man like we just won a world series
sushi is already in 1st place but we will focus on the great DoY
not worth doing that, yk
Dethrone Sushi, mid ahh ship
bruh stfu essux avi
as if the avatar frame's name isn't very telling 
musashi is queen
doesn't matter.
Sushi rules
miss d pads
whar
I'll be slinking back to my home in gph and go back to lurking
Look at me I'm a fox :
@pastel oracle

My next target, I will get her after my pulls pile to 400
never knew columnrow and the queen sushi had the same va
I also got her for some reason
when a shipgirl sinks in battle
Oh wow that's actually a huge vocal range for a VA...
red sun in the
mao zedong
ew lauma
boi don't slander the good momma like that ever again
or i will send you to the bache island

hoyo is just a slop
Yeah the gameplay is more complex and more rpg focused
i guess it's just my taste
and everyone's taste differs
Yeah you go
anyways
Kamisato Ayaka if she was in WuWa:
Tactical nuke
😭
hm
Its been 2017

Its finally releasing in mobile

Can I get the suicide ending

I need American cruiser AA to get rid of a certain 🦟

Just saying
If the next UR is not Sandy II I will kill the next mosquito that comes into my room
with lemon juice
what defines a real gooner?

numba wan
the ability to goon 3 times a minute in any weather, sir

I need more strength
Imma use this for a poster ts looks sick
Hello
Hong Kong winter tea party live broadcast countdown to 3 days
Hmmmm
if someone is blind, how can they talk?
I love Italian ships
Because they aren’t mute???
But they cant see

How can they talk
Yes
true true
only empress can grab
Man i wish we could switch sides
Bye
No
grab that destiny!
Ma'am those look heavy
Toothache makes me suffer 
fucking loser of a teammates...
Reno?
More like NewYork
What?

Idk
she's a superhero nerd 
Hmmm okay i actually have to go now
Okay
is this adult malin 
@meager vine


the battle will be legendary
How are all the fellow commanders doing this morning (or whatever time it is for you)
ni ni crying in a corner
daughter headpat
I really wish you could hold your finger on your secretary to pat them
my 32GB of ram is here...||it's DDR4 ECC though||
hmm

one for every meal
real
you can, touch that?
her 3rd skin is AMAZING
it's just an animation.. which coincidentally is somewhere you can tap
wait nvm it does trigger that line. tapping the hat also does something
Belfast ! My girl
ah yes HMS Belfast, the Illustrious class Carrier
I thought HMS Belfast was a battleship or heavy cruiser 9Formis
iron blood pretty mid ngl
that image was 4 Illustrious class cruisers wearing maid outfits.
indomitable, Formidable, Illustrious, Victorious
yeah she's pretty mid
Oh Illustrious, lovely carrier
Sardenga kinda mid
True blaster song + background combo for this workout




noms
Hmm
cleo
hmm
Hmm
So basically the community of this game is referred to as Commanders(just like we are referred to as ingame)
If I am correct
sure
When enty couldn't make it so you try to fill in for her.
Yo how did hornet survive that long after Santa Cruz
I think that’s how you spell it
no clu
I just learned about it
She took so many torpedoes
And still did not sink
The Japanese Finished her off tho sadly
Well the Americans would have sunk her anyways
lucky e
Hmm

All she needs is a moustache....
-w- ohayooooo
GET DRUNK MY QUEEEN




Someone's giving her synthetic oil to drink doesn't look good
https://x.com/i/status/1999370773530837085
Reze tiktok dance is going mega viral on X
no idea what that is 
Why do we care?
Rewrite it as fixupx instead of x
hello

Essex time?
hiiiiii 
it's always essex time
ESSEXXXXX
Dance of the century
That I also haven't heard of 
the future is now, old man
gn
Beware the bedbugs
Oyasumi my little pogchamp
good night, remember to let the bedbugs bite
Did that once and they all ran away
Too sweet for their taste buds
diabeties
skill issue
I had a real skill issue for two days
Thinking my comp was overheating due to coal dust
Turns out I accidentally set the fans to run at a higher speed with a program I downloaded to set fan speed
coal dust is nice
hmm
it's very old fashion
Do you live in a coal mine?

Excuse me zafuq?
Coal dust? You're living in where?? Birmingham??
I have my computer like a metre from our fireplace 
Oh nice job, if you rage quit throw your PC to the burning cinders 
Nice an cozy tho with the fire blasting and a nice cool glass of choka chola
i thought birmingham was where all the south asians went now
i thought the coal mines were dead
The ones in the UK are shut, all coal is imported, would live some good Welsh coal but hell if I am gonna go to Wales and mine coal
Don't know never been
All the rich peeps come here instead now
Sister of a girl I dated was selling her house and she had offers from sheiks and stuff
idk, i've only heard the memes about birmingham
where it's basically all south asian muslims now
skk seeing off the girls on missions
GYATTT
Me not know, me on wrong side of Irish sea
Although hope I can live here forever it such a peaceful place
i'm sure you're more secure in ireland than in great britain
well except for your government pandering to a certain group
Rich are buying up all the housing hard for locals to get a house
but that's a story for another time
Wait English people and Ireland people are real????!
unfortunately
Have some Scottish blood in my veins too 
Wake up at night and either side of my body is swinging punches at each other
Also related to Gentry pity the family fell into ruin I could have been a hotty totty upperclass person that spoke posh
hmm
hmm?
Snow why aren't you coming ?
News says we getting a blizzard 🥶
That was last week
me no
Youll even be more surprised to learn that some of those people have actual teeth
keyword: some
And don't all have ginger hair
Its like finding a unicorn in wild group of horses
Kim Jung un found one didn't he 
Hope somehow videogame violence doesn't get you bad karma
Just flattened a whole town
At the base of mount Paektu yeah
Something like that

Unfortunately those traitors to the south exploded the unicorn and turned it into a marketable plushie for a gacha game.




real
Organize a protest brother, it's not like the government will crackdown on it 
nooooo not the baby 
Hmmmmm revolt
No you're not overthrowing the damn government
School is like work but you get paid knowledge over monies
Yeah but ww2 is way cooler then whatever we are learning
Way more interesting I mean
Yeah get to highschool its not that interesting
Idk man, I thought linear algebra was pretty cool
And half the time that knowledge is completely useless or useful in very niche scenarios

Probably only your country's participation
I am in high school
Math is pretty useful in everything
It sucks
Well at least I can use my phone more
I think that should be obvious to most people lol. Math is on the useful half 
Hmmmmm maybe I don’t use it that much tho
You'd be surprised

Math is just training for more useful math. You're studying how to count, how to apply formula, and how to get results from said formula.
Ps : best way to learn math is not to remember the formula, do it with vibes
Righttttt…. I shouldnt expect too much I guess
I think math up to Algebra is useful in day to day life
Yes
I use that kinda math
But I’m not doing algebra for simple tasks
Fuck logic, math is the VIBE!!!!
I dont think anybody in this server is even interested in a math degree lmao
Calculus is neat but not really needed, and anything past that is only for researchers, professors, and lab engineers
Actually, I am

Or using some stupid formula
NERD ALERT! BASH HIM!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I might major in it
"calculus is neat but not really needed"
this is the worst take ever
calculus broke me
Unfortunately…. yeah no im planning to become a psychologist lmao
you too? God nerds are corrupting me
I don’t even know what we are doing in my math class
and is killing me
I kinda just sleep all day
Pay more attention
That's impressive, normally people think my other takes are worse

Its gonna be useful for your college entrance
Yes I need to do better with that
I’m going to join the navy
Yeah how do you think the navy aims their gun?
me during discussion is like being Laffey
Vibes???
Bro
I’m not stupid
I know math I just don’t try
Well you were the one who said to do math with vibes…. Why can’t you shoot gun with vibes?

I’m so confused
Listen up future sailor, if you're not gonna try to atleast account for :
- trigonometry
- physics
- a bit of compsci
How are you gonna operate on at least a corvette
Okay when I have math next week I will try
Im in economics. Guess why.
this might be the greatest game of all time outside of azur lane.

I don’t have math today
There we go that's the spirit.
Aim gun wherever your heart desires and go at it
🥹
I'm thinking of putting cat ears, a maid dress, leggings and enrolling in computer science
Okay I have to go goodbye

Gl
The desperation
11k favourites too
My tomboy
No wait I can talk for a few more minutes
Wait I can get some math work done later

Pythagorean Theorem is pretty useful in engineering when you cant get a square on the piece
Pythagoras my goat
3-4-5 method
So did Jesus
What is this
How to find the hypotenuse
Wait
You know what else is beautiful?
Reference
Find the hypotenuse of my cat
Ohhhhhh I know this
2
Can I only count the hypotenuse of the cat's ear?
I want Jean Bart and Roma
And my other Italian wife’s i already have Massachusetts and Alabama
Hmm
Hello
Uss West Virginia has a sad story at Pearl Harbor
Hello
Indeed, she was sunk then by several torpedo hits but raised, repaired and witnesses Japan's surrender
Yes and the men trapped inside
I need Roma
I’m thought it was Oklahoma that rolled over on her back
She did
Yes
Okay I have to go bye
Okie is a Nevada
Assuming your car is avarage :
Length : 46cm
Width : 20cm
And also assuming your cat is a rectangle (since rectangle is just 2 really long triangle) :
We can calculate that the hypotenuse is :
20^2+46^2=400+2116=2516
√2516= 50.16 cm
i have roma
My wife 🥹
Proof again that ships are dogs. just want a belly rub
So, its Nevada, Tennessee,New Mexico, and then Technically Colorado
i have her wearing her pass skin
in terms of Standard classes
Why did the Germans sink my wife 😔
she was running towards allied ports
I won’t marry any Germans because of that
becaause the nazis were gay
So you would have a german wife instead
and afraid
Screw you shipnerd
Yes Nazis are gay and cowards
Littorio also took a Fritz X
Yes I might marry her
Warspite shrugging it off
Roma got hit badly and it did more damage than just the area of the explosion
Or I’ll just stay loyal to Roma and Vittorio Veneto
My poor wife 🥺

nvm IRS better












