al-general

[merry robin]

Skk went to his chambers

[blissful oxide]

dang, got jda from light pull

[agile silo]

War is about to go off

[blissful oxide]

mf playing Roblox for the night

also there's uma calender now since next year is year of the horse,

[wary escarp]

T-To a Brighter This Beautiful World World?

T- To a Brighter World , This Beautiful World?
To a World , Brighter World , This Beautiful?

[feral badger]

To a World, Brighter, This Beautiful World

[blissful oxide]

daily alo cringeness spotted

[pale panther]

To a World, Brighter World, This Beautiful

[lone vapor]

i am eating brownies

[dark solstice]

[feral badger]

Too bad, they're beans

[modern yoke]

Eating bread

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[potent moss]

[fluid pier]

Cult classic

[lone vapor]

no

[mortal oyster]

thought slow mode was alr disabled lol

[lone vapor]

theyre brownies, i dont know who you are and why are you saying my brownies are beans but hello.

[hearty salmon]

Insomnia hits again

[modern yoke]

[hearty salmon]

Been trying for the past 30 minutes

[fluid pier]

mods forgot

[stone dagger]

Hello guys

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/death-of-stalin-jollyposting-christmasposting-christmas-jolly-gif-3882277632458285802

[modern yoke]

Nonsense

[runic totem]

santa not real

maybe

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-fill-his-stocking-with-coal-mods-christmas-lowtiergod-ltg-gif-12645377823045477295

[runic totem]

coal nice

[stone dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-demoman-it-was-me-the-heavy-is-dead-drink-gif-14132614944523518211

[runic totem]

in Minecraft i always make sure to get all the coals i see

[compact hound]

I know it's Ply but the uma brainrot making me think it's Golshi

[dark solstice]

i just put some coal on the fire

[feral badger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4KTedfTEmTQ

[dark solstice]

santa needs to brings some nice welsh coal for me, send the elves down into the abandoned mines

[feral badger]

Also hi

[dark solstice]

wait, dwarves maybe better to outsource to

🫡

[stone dagger]

[mortal oyster]

bread

[shut crane]

but maybe I dun want a brighter world

[stone dagger]

Wow on top one Azur Lane!

[wheat tinsel]

I'm coming back anything new yet?

[dark solstice]

i would shoot that down with a Piat

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-top-gun-tom-cruise-gif-5826544248772522381

[dark solstice]

Best game ever made

[signal delta]

[pine kayak]

Hey I have a question is anyone here

[sick crest]

no

[devout bough]

no

[dark solstice]

My body is here but no-ones home upstairs

[stone dagger]

Yeah

Next year. Insurgency series

[devout bough]

i'm going to sleep now

goodnight allergenic reactions

also <@&472236072743600148> can we get rid of slow mode

[dark solstice]

Goodnight old chap

[weak parrot]

The Wow Wow Wubzy Crime Family

[sick crest]

never

[umbral hill]

no

[plucky magnet]

This one's the new portrait frame. It kind of confirms the new UR would be Lex II

[dark solstice]

i had the perfect gif, flying russian A.t gun

[umbral hill]

[clever gazelle]

Or other cv

[umbral hill]

/slow 0

[willow thorn]

al-general slowed down got lifted.

[devout bough]

100% sexington

[plucky magnet]

I doubt it. Lexington Essex or CV-16's nickname was Blue Ghost

[devout bough]

oight bye

[mortal hill]

The name of the portrait is Ghost of the Dark Blue

[magic venture]

/sloooow 1 morbillion

[lone vapor]

sure bud

[stone dagger]

[torn aspen]

[stone dagger]

Nice pfp LeBron James

[plucky magnet]

Apparently Lexington Essex was called the Blue Ghost because the Japs thought she was sunk, 4 times

[stone dagger]

[plucky magnet]

Even more than Enty

[dark solstice]

Naval peeps are so creative with the naming

[viral lance]

true

[dark solstice]

The amount of ships called the "Grey ghost" come on man get creative

[hearty salmon]

Mn.

Man

[feral badger]

I wonder, what percentage of ships throughout history use a name that hasn't been used before

[hearty salmon]

Insomnia hitting hard

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-penguin-heist-of-all-time-penguin-bonk-panguino-我真的是-gif-11426170030122597526

[hearty salmon]

I got class at 8:30AM

[dark solstice]

cure for insomnia

[hearty salmon]

Which means I have to wake up at 7

[dark solstice]

blue light off your screen is bad

[hearty salmon]

BecUse I need to shower coffee and possibly breakfast

[hearty salmon]

No I’be been trying to sleep for a good 30-40 minutes staring at my ceiling

[mortal hill]

I'd name a title for a ship "Oooga booga the Destroyer Mk IV type 3"

[hearty salmon]

But becauze my house is a condo , and its near a major highway

And the fact that it’s night time all the racer’s are out

And I’m hearing the Motorbike racers , the ricers

[dark solstice]

only had that happen one week, had to get sleeping tab from the doc, thankfully it went away

[hearty salmon]

[hearty salmon]

I have rhose but If I take em now they’ll have an after effect on me when I wake up

[hearty salmon]

Which means not good driving

[dark solstice]

yea dont mess around with them

[hearty salmon]

I have an option

Go mountain racing which will take 3 hours

To and fro

[sick crest]

don't drive

walk

[mortal hill]

Fo ur star

[hearty salmon]

My Uni is 40KM away

[feral badger]

Every sleeping pill ad ever - "commit walk, no drive, plis"

[hearty salmon]

I (and my legs) currently top out at a 10km

[feral badger]

And for good reason

[hearty salmon]

I’m on anti-depressants

[dark solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946719897390563328/1159291763899519006/ezgif-4-5ab3d73cc2.gif

[hearty salmon]

Hence the loving of boobs

[pale panther]

Does anyone think we'll get USS Chicago (CA-136)?

[granite parcel]

They should add uss New Mexico

[feral badger]

You need anti depressants to love boobs? I'm so sorry

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296014241593036825/1436814616377163896/nazunainscene.gif

[granite parcel]

And Iowa

[hearty salmon]

No I’m on anti-depressants

And I love boobs because

Boobs are
Boobs

[feral badger]

[dark solstice]

just be careful whatever you do

[hearty salmon]

Reason is cus I’m born with a condition where I have a high IQ but it stays on 24/7/365

So my brain is always firing on all neurons

Meaning it also burns itself out faster

[feral badger]

Sounds like turbo ADHD

[hearty salmon]

AuDHD

[wheat tinsel]

Guy any new about game yet?

[feral badger]

Same same

[hearty salmon]

Asperger’s and ADHD

IQ of 137 baby

Havent taken a real one yet

But thats the figure I ball with

[feral badger]

I can't remember what I got on my IQ test as a kid lol

[hearty salmon]

[feral badger]

[hearty salmon]

We are

[weak parrot]

Bache Crime Family

[dark solstice]

i got 1st place in the world

[hearty salmon]

✨Speshial✨

[wheat tinsel]

[feral badger]

I did get a perfect score on the math portion of the SAT once though

[pale panther]

Same

[hearty salmon]

Scored an A on my math without a calculator

Did all of it in my head

And guesswork

[feral badger]

I feel you

Make sure you write your work though

[hearty salmon]

Got so good at it that at work my coworkers and boss would turn to me when something calculaty came up

[hearty salmon]

Feels bad

Cus I forget that not all people can see what I see

Amd rihjt now

I see a hot sexy woman

With bog hunkers

[shut crane]

[feral badger]

Nah, I just realized halfway through life that the human brain is the most unreliable thing any person will ever interact with

[dark solstice]

its tough having 1 i.q you are expected to know everything

[feral badger]

So I started writing my work down

[hearty salmon]

🫂

MAN

FUCK THIS GETTING IN YOUR FEELS

I

WANT

HOT

SEXY

WOMEN

AND BIG TIDDESSSSS

[feral badger]

Anchorage and NJ and Taihou are already in the dorms

[feral badger]

Speaking of tired I'm eepy

But at work

[shut crane]

did someone say big tiddies?

[feral badger]

Can't slep

[ivory oyster]

no wonder the file so heavy

[granite parcel]

I don’t think she has all that

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-arona-licks-gif-494252915199264994

[feral badger]

She definitely doesn't have that cake but the booba isn't too far off

[shut crane]

but nimi does

[clever gazelle]

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/please-santa-pleae-santa-put-me-on-the-nice-list-nice-list-please-nice-list-put-me-nice-list-gif-15987062729054605891

[hearty salmon]

Right on time

[pale panther]

headpats

[silver bear]

Did you see the alt of this?

[worthy pagoda]

I saw it

Looks like balloons

[next fox]

Nep

[silver bear]

Veneto is so peak

[peak knoll]

So chat any copium that this is going to be missouri

[silver bear]

littorio is my favorite of them

But absolutely solid choice

[idle pier]

Its Salem trust

[teal girder]

Little TB in event

Playable Siren trust

[idle pier]

Cuz magic elements. Magic = witches. Salem witches

[peak knoll]

Missouri is never being released is she

We are getting lex 2 are we

[modern yoke]

[placid gulch]

booooo

I have to open OpSi again

[modern yoke]

[placid gulch]

hi ryu

[modern yoke]

Apri

[next summit]

realest thing i've ever read

[placid gulch]

infu ohayo

[modern yoke]

Are you feeling lazy to play opsi?

[cyan pier]

[modern yoke]

You should improve your mood if you don't feel like playing opsi

[modern yoke]

[cyan pier]

[placid gulch]

I just don't like doing OpSi

[modern yoke]

[placid gulch]

but I have to for the META and the lore

[modern yoke]

Ohh ok good luck

[placid gulch]

sankyuu

[modern yoke]

[peak knoll]

I guess we can say she's lit

[normal acorn]

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[teal girder]

sno

[next summit]

I PULLED HOWE

LOL

[peak knoll]

You pulled deez

[next summit]

[surreal lagoon]

CIRCLE

[next summit]

howe and terror

[dark solstice]

i love Deez

[modern yoke]

Deez nut

[runic totem]

livestream when

tomorrow?

or 17th?

[hoary iris]

Hola

Pedro

[dark solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946719897390563328/1159291763899519006/ezgif-4-5ab3d73cc2.gif

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[hoary iris]

Borra la cuenta

[dark solstice]

Which account ?

[modern yoke]

It's time for a break

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-you-courtney-marie-andrews-courtney-marie-andrews-channel-irene-never-gonna-let-you-go-gif-18437994

[modern yoke]

[dark solstice]

now i can leave first muhahaha

[modern yoke]

[novel bobcat]

omg its york meta day

[signal delta]

Office ladies

https://fxtwitter.com/koba_hinanjo/status/1999135721769390548

こば@本垢シャドウバン中🐱💕 (@koba_hinanjo)

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[novel bobcat]

tico

[shut crane]

boobonderoga

[novel bobcat]

so anyway are we ready for Lexington 2 to be announced next week

[nimble sable]

holy boobies

[neat matrix]

We need skins like these

[novel bobcat]

closest we got to that is essex

[signal delta]

And it's for the ebbex

We can't really win

[sinful vapor]

[teal girder]

Free money

[placid gulch]

moneh

[sinful vapor]

Apri

[placid gulch]

they only gave me 500 tho

John

[exotic juniper]

Was scrolling through the ships for the poll and ... they went extra meaty on her thighs.

No other ship tops this right?

[novel bobcat]

ah yes, chump change...

[exotic juniper]

She is actual furniture you can sit on.

[stable plank]

🤢

[peak knoll]

Its going to be the biggest disappointment ever

[sage zealot]

Why is that vomit inducing thing 140th

[peak knoll]

Then we have to wait at least 2 more years for another EU UR event with just a possibility of missouri 🥀

[sick crest]

Bc slimy

[exotic juniper]

That is my biggest eye opener today I have no idea grey to me it's just unnatural.

[teal girder]

I just need Sara dolphin

[sage zealot]

I hate that ship more then bache

[novel bobcat]

you only get disappointed if you set yourself up for disappointment. meanwhile i couldn't care less what class or name the new UR gets, as long as its a waifu

[teal girder]

A possible meta or 2 in the banner feels underwhelming

[silver bear]

Why..?

[peak knoll]

If everyone thought this way imagine how stupid things would be. No one would care, there would be no hype, no emotion or anything. I mean at the end of the day it wont do me any good or bad, ill move on with my day whatever it is. But I do hope that the UR spot wont be wasted on a redesign and rarityup of an already existing shipgirl

[exotic juniper]

Now I've to look up what bache looks like

[worthy dawn]

yeah true, it's fine to have some hype and some expectations

[teal girder]

Bache bike pre patch

[exotic juniper]

Yeah no hard pass not it to win it with them

[peak knoll]

Exactly, I feel like "if you dont expect anything you wont get disappointed" mindset is pure bullshit

[meager haven]

Hype for new ships bros when hype for skin themes bros bitch

[peak knoll]

But thats just my thought on it

[solid whale]

[meager haven]

Big Guy

[peak knoll]

[sick crest]

When's the next "Azur lane is too lewd" discussion happening, im so hyped for it

[meager haven]

Let’s start one rn

[teal girder]

Never too lood

[exotic juniper]

What ship has the best butt view it's research.

[meager haven]

NJ probs

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[meager haven]

the John, hello

[late shale]

Hmm

[sinful vapor]

Seattle new skin

[meager haven]

God plz

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[teal girder]

Feels like NJ gonna win

Over JP homies

[peak knoll]

Based

[teal girder]

Owari 404 is 4th and 5th now

If take either over honey

[peak knoll]

How the hell is even UvH even 5th bro 💀

Okay I said even twice

Nice

[teal girder]

That makes it 3 times

[peak knoll]

no idea how some ships get in top 15

im sure its like facebook communities telling people to vote

[meager haven]

How is Enterprise 2nd

[teal girder]

It's like the bulin metrics

[peak knoll]

I would tell people to vote for musashi, hindenburg and unzen

[exotic juniper]

Assassination

[teal girder]

Time to reevaluate life if your oshi ranks lower than

[peak knoll]

Indeed

But

Whatever new UR we get

Ill be hyped regardless because of skins

MECKLENBURG, GOUDEN AND KANSAS SKINS LETS GOOOOO

[teal girder]

Halford Berti first

[meager haven]

Donskoi skin

[peak knoll]

Z52 l2d skin

[teal girder]

Give her the masj

[peak knoll]

masj

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-cant-prove-it-noa-blue-archive-she-knows-gif-17053352086802796804

[worthy dawn]

Hmm

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[worthy dawn]

enterpeak stays winning

[late shale]

Hmm

[radiant cipher]

hi

[viral lance]

no idea bro

implacable should be #1 but the average AL player isn't based enough to appreciate the beauty of simplicity

[worthy dawn]

the most memorable of the popular ships get voted the most

cuz when people are like "who do I vote for", those are the ones that come to mind

[peak knoll]

yeah but some of them seem mostly unmemorable i guess

[worthy dawn]

and then there's enterprise who is on the icon for the game

[viral lance]

im not at home to check
who's in the top 15

[worthy dawn]

subliminal messaging maybe

[peak knoll]

i guess people who won cant win again

[viral lance]

uvh lol

[peak knoll]

i mean enterprise is awful too idk how so many people like her

her art is pretty bad on her base skin compared to new ships now

[viral lance]

honestly i think mogador is kinda forgettable
enterprise is only popular bc shes the game icon
and because its enterprise

owari is crazy too

[runic abyss]

thats for global

[feral badger]

Moggy my beloved

[surreal lagoon]

hmm?

[feral badger]

Moggy the Soggy (this is a joke about her sweat probably)

[viral lance]

and taihou is always gonna be near the top even though shes kinda boring

[meager haven]

Taihou isn’t boring but she also isn’t good

Nature of being a gaslighting bitch

[granite parcel]

Massachusetts Jean Bart is the best and Alabama

[viral lance]

real

[worthy dawn]

enterprise is iconic

[viral lance]

i'll say it again
i hate taihou

sorry not sorry

[worthy dawn]

understandable

although she's nowhere near as bad as most of the new ships

[viral lance]

true

[worthy dawn]

gouden is just an awful design all around

[viral lance]

disagree

[meager haven]

Evil man

[granite parcel]

I love Jean Bart

[mossy rampart]

ITS FRIDAYYYY

LETS GOOO

[peak knoll]

elves are pretty good

[mossy rampart]

Last day of work before 2 days off

[feral badger]

The instant 180 fucking sent me flying like a Gmod ragdoll

[viral lance]

gouden is peak

[worthy dawn]

gouded is omega overdesigned

[granite parcel]

I love all my wife’s

[viral lance]

how so

[meager haven]

The rigging?

[feral badger]

Strongest "I only love some ships and I hate several ships" vs weakest "Every ship best ship"

[worthy dawn]

that doesn't help either, it hurts my eyes

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-kurumi-tokisaki-nightmare-anime-smirk-gif-17100446

Hello

[granite parcel]

Hi

[feral badger]

[stiff dew]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-stella-sora-gacha-yostar-blue-archive-gif-8502836965046511873

[karmic delta]

How is chat today?

Degenning?

[granite parcel]

Idk

[sinful vapor]

yorr

[karmic delta]

John

[feral badger]

Idk bout chat but I'm always degenning

[worthy dawn]

perma

[karmic delta]

I'm just vibing to a Mariah Carey song which I think fits Kurumi

[sinful vapor]

she has supreme tier feet.

[viral lance]

i would generally agree with this though
for example the only one from pr7 i actually liked was bayard

bayard is cool

[silver bear]

Heyo Yorri

[feral badger]

[peak knoll]

german ship = make the rigging 10% bigger than the last kms

[granite parcel]

I love uss Alabama 🥹

[viral lance]

i just like elves
and blondes

and blonde elves

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmmm

[fluid pier]

Noya please

[weak parrot]

Jean Bart Crime Family

[fluid pier]

[granite parcel]

I bought Jean bart skin so I hope to get her soon

[worthy dawn]

I guess it's just a taste thing

I hate elves

[shut crane]

It is done

[granite parcel]

Same

[silver bear]

JB is in the medal shop, no?

[granite parcel]

Not for me

[silver bear]

in the Battleship section

[viral lance]

ooof

[granite parcel]

It’s only cl and ca I think

[silver bear]

if/when that rolls around

[granite parcel]

What the

[silver bear]

Gouden has a solid enough design

[granite parcel]

Alabama is better 🥹

[viral lance]

true

[silver bear]

But i just didn’t really click with her

i think ive found what i like

[weak parrot]

Teletubbies Crime Family

[granite parcel]

Huh

[silver bear]

and so its harder for new designs to really grab le

[granite parcel]

Massachusetts is a good ship I love her also

[silver bear]

I prefer SoDak myself

But still a based choice

the Sodaks are really cool

[granite parcel]

Hmmm i left her

Idk why

[weak parrot]

You didn’t know? The Teletubbies operate a crime syndicate

[peak knoll]

tbh we rarely get dark skinned ships anymore or even tanned

[silver bear]

Duqense?

literal last french event

[peak knoll]

whos that

[granite parcel]

Massachusetts and Alabama are the best

[silver bear]

Cleopatra also

[weak parrot]

his dad

[granite parcel]

Alabama is innocent I don’t care what anyone says

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

i guess ur right we did get some

[granite parcel]

I hope the add Iowa

And New Mexico

[silver bear]

French CA

[silver bear]

Theirs also the Dido Class, Cleopatra

[shut crane]

so french

[silver bear]

it definitely is rare we get them

[abstract prairie]

choco mid nj peak wife

[silver bear]

but we do still get them

[silver bear]

I impulse bought that skin

[granite parcel]

I should marry her on azur lane maybe

[peak knoll]

we need some dark elves tbh

[peak knoll]

Vanilla reigns supreme

[karmic delta]

Aye sorry defender was getting dressed

Hru defender?

[karmic delta]

I'm obsessed with Kurumi

[silver bear]

Im alive

and at work atm

[karmic delta]

(if y'know. Y'know the reference)

[karmic delta]

Ah I see

Hope work goes smoothly for ya

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[silver bear]

Anywho

I gtg

[granite parcel]

Bye

[karmic delta]

Later Defender

Stay safe

[silver bear]

Give JB an oathskin now

[granite parcel]

Jean Bart?

If your talking about Jean Bart yes I need a oath skin for her

[peak knoll]

Good she's epic

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-17499815867757070138

The song fits her so good

[reef estuary]

Can anyone refer me to the guild section? I want to advertise my guild

[karmic delta]

"Your delusional, Your losing it"

[peak knoll]

SUKI SUKI DAISUKI KEKKON SHIYŌ MY HONEY

[karmic delta]

[weak parrot]

sus

[peak knoll]

#1246721562741178410

[karmic delta]

Actually

My new account needs a guild

Hm

[reef estuary]

Thank you

[weak parrot]

Caillou is a made man

[karmic delta]

Do I create one named "Kurumi's Fans"?

[granite parcel]

I need Jean Bart 🥺

[peak knoll]

Enjoy king

[sinful vapor]

almost there

[peak knoll]

Or kurumi's honey

[karmic delta]

Sounds good

[granite parcel]

Hmmmm it would be so nice to have Jean Bart

I can use her l2d skin if I get her

[karmic delta]

Was it varia that wanted Nurn to be 250?

[weak parrot]

I was about to say I don’t have Jean Bart

[karmic delta]

I can't remember

[weak parrot]

but apparently I do have Jean Bart

[sinful vapor]

pin top 240

[karmic delta]

Alright

[granite parcel]

I bought her l2d skin

I will get her

[weak parrot]

I forgot I had her

[granite parcel]

Soon I hope

[weak parrot]

just like I forgot I had implacable for the longest time

[granite parcel]

I don’t have many ships

[weak parrot]

I have too many ships I forget which ones I have or don’t have

[granite parcel]

Ummm I get rid of them all if they are not my wife’s

[weak parrot]

You take waifu > meta to the extreme

[granite parcel]

Huh

Waifus are important

[reef estuary]

I have an empty guild with a lot of unused privileges. its been inactive for the past 3 years and I have tried my best to power through the silence but now is probably a good time to try and get some folks in Lexington.

[granite parcel]

Wait no

Not Amagi Chan she’s not my wife

[weak parrot]

Maybe she should be

[granite parcel]

At least I have Alabama and Massachusetts

[weak parrot]

[granite parcel]

Hmmmm

[peak knoll]

Lexington best server 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[granite parcel]

Yeah sure

[weak parrot]

anyway, Saratoga is hot

[granite parcel]

Massachusetts Alabama Taihou Chan Akagi Chan Shinano-Chan Jean Bart Amagi Chan Vittorio Veneto
All my wife’s

[reef estuary]

The last bit of activity that I had ages ago

[granite parcel]

Shinano Chan is cute

[runic totem]

soyuz server when

[peak knoll]

I see NJ. Based

[granite parcel]

When will Iowa be added?

[reef estuary]

I’m more of a floof enjoyer tbh

[granite parcel]

Amagi Chan is cute 🥹

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-bunny-girl-gif-22153244

[peak knoll]

Bro we dont even have missouri or wisconsin yet 🥀 yet alone iowa

[peak knoll]

Why not enjoy both

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmm

I know

[reef estuary]

Can’t beat floof for me tbh

[granite parcel]

I’m not a fan of nj

I believe Massachusetts is better

[reef estuary]

But at the end of the day, I love em all

Everyone has their own story to tell

[peak knoll]

Fair enough

[granite parcel]

Also my friend is married to nj I won’t take his wife

[granite parcel]

What

Besides all my wife’s are better then nj

[radiant cipher]

NJ is cute

JB is cute

Massa is cute

It seems humans like cute things

[granite parcel]

Is jb Jean Bart?

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1409954906198114447/Its_Harbin_Time.gif

[radiant cipher]

Yes

[granite parcel]

Alabama and shinano Chan are also cute

And Massachusetts

Hmmm taihou Chan akagi Chan Amagi Chan are cute also

[radiant cipher]

no

all the chans into the meat grinder

[granite parcel]

Why

[radiant cipher]

no children in my game thx

[granite parcel]

Ahhhhh

Idk if I’ll stay married to them since i haven’t married them in azur lane

[idle pier]

Sup

[silver bear]

Agreed

Suffer not the loli

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmmmm

I love Jean Bart Alabama and Massachusetts

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmm

Maybe i should only stay with Jean Bart Massachusetts and Alabama

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[granite parcel]

Hmm

[feral badger]

Based

They are super cute

[granite parcel]

Idk maybe I will only stay with adults

Like Jean Bart and Alabama

[feral badger]

Oath rings for them all

I need to buy more oath rings

[granite parcel]

Same

[feral badger]

[granite parcel]

Every ship girl?

[feral badger]

Idk if I can buy enough oath rings for that, but I'll keep trying

[granite parcel]

I’m only married to 3 now

[feral badger]

I should check

[granite parcel]

Jean Bart Massachusetts and Alabama

[feral badger]

[static kernel]

Good question

[granite parcel]

Huh

[feral badger]

I've oathed 40 ships

[granite parcel]

Only 2 for me

[sage basin]

Has there always been a battle simulation button?

[feral badger]

Pretty sure it's newish, but I don't remember when they added it

[full cypress]

They made it like 3 weeks ago, it's good for testing different fleets, but at the same time quite useless since min-maxing is cringe.

[granite parcel]

All I need is Jean Bart

[stable plank]

john bart

[granite parcel]

Huh

[solar bronze]

How the frisk is my Unicorn stealing mvp from Enterprise with worse gear?!? Her airstrikes must be hitting with perfect timing

[feral badger]

It's cuz unicorn gets a free airstrike at the start of battle

So she's effectively 1 airstrike ahead of Enty at all times

Even if she doesn't do as much damage per airstrike

[radiant cipher]

manjuu please

[solar bronze]

Unicorn, you're so lucky i can't bench you to farm 12-4.... i want to finish this last damn level on Enty once and for all

[feral badger]

Uni single handedly making my 13-4 farm as braindead as possible

[shut crane]

what does speed do on a main ship

[solar bronze]

Speaking of Unicorn, i was wondering if there is another healer in the game that is comparable to her. How is Perseus?
If there isn't anyone at the same level i'm kinda surprised they never released a SR/UR that can compete/surpass Unicorn

[feral badger]

Contribute to the fleet speed on the minimap

[teal girder]

The squares it moves on map

[feral badger]

Iirc

[shut crane]

oh right, the map

[teal girder]

It's not like it can strafe enemy shelling that'd be broken

[feral badger]

Perseus is similar in performance to Uni in short battles for healing

And is like

[shut crane]

just made formi's special gear and it increases her speed, I'm like, what's that for anyway

[feral badger]

One of the only SSRs with a cross fleet effect (heal at 30 seconds)

[teal girder]

Make Formi able to walk on water, instead of sinking to the bottom

[shut crane]

yeah, perseus is good too

her usefulness just goes down as the battle gets longer

[teal girder]

How many real fights go beyond 30sec

[neon coral]

ohh

[feral badger]

Basically arbiters and meta stages

And challenge

[neon coral]

looks like Bunker Hill is the only Essex ship that isn't on the top 240

[solar bronze]

since i'm still quite new....almost every single one

[shut crane]

or in high worlds if some mass produced ship survives the barrage, it takes a moment for the vanguard to sink it, so the spawning of the next wave gets delayed

[feral badger]

"if you're not clearing battles in 30 seconds your fleet is terrible and you should spend coins and mats you don't have upgrading ships and gear you don't own" - gameplay help probably

Nah but being honest, if you want a decent second fleet option, Perseus is pretty good

CVL so she contributes to ACV, and her heal can apply on every 30s+ battle your first fleet is in

[shut crane]

percy good food

[sage zealot]

Unicorn is a newbies best option , there are special alternatives in different high end worlds

[shut crane]

[sage zealot]

Why would you use a main fleet healer in 2'd fleet. You need the dps more

[feral badger]

It's easier for new players to build 1 fleet than 2 fleets, ACV is the easiest to build around contribution to survivability in stages, and if you want a ship outside your main fleet to contribute to how your main fleet performs, it's cheaper to build Percy since she's an SSR than a UR (basically the only other ships that contribute cross fleet effects)

[granite parcel]

I need jean Bart 🥺

[sage zealot]

ACV as a mechanic is inconsequential to early game AL, you won't encounter that as an issue until w13. You will get Air-supremacy by default
Which by then you will basically need 2 fleets anyway. For w13 you actually want dps ships in order to knock out the AA ships and brute force past Taihou AA

[feral badger]

Seeing as he's farming w12-4, he's at W13 already

[abstract ingot]

did the redhair really get into the top 240?

I forgot her name.

[feral badger]

[abstract ingot]

Franklin

she's a mechanic

and has stupidly big boobs

idk, Tico is much prettier

[granite parcel]

I’ve seen intrepid in real life if anyone cares

I went on the ship i mean

[abstract ingot]

Franklin on her default skin reminds me of late night, TV women who look nice and have big breasts, but that's all they do and just say stupid bullshit and seem really stupid

Franklin's skin makes her look actually pretty

[feral badger]

That's a lot of words to say Bimbo

[exotic juniper]

In game images have to be one of best rear shots

[sage zealot]

Franklin skin comes from pornos

[granite parcel]

Uss Massachusetts supremacy

[abstract ingot]

nah, post intrepid irl

[peak knoll]

Counter argument

[granite parcel]

What

[abstract ingot]

@pastel oracle have you not ever seen a bimbo on late night TV?

[granite parcel]

What the hell is this

[abstract ingot]

my father used to always tune on the channel when they passed it on

[pastel oracle]

Well yes but that doesn’t apply to Franklin

[abstract ingot]

and they looked kinda awful

[exotic juniper]

Without the custom skins and what you get just for pulling them.

[peak knoll]

NJs ass

[teal girder]

Big

[exotic juniper]

The image you see when you make them your secretary.

[granite parcel]

Massachusetts is better

[peak knoll]

Hmm?

[peak knoll]

Massive

[peak knoll]

I dont care?

[exotic juniper]

Don't you have to pay gems Benjamin to get that image of her?

[granite parcel]

Yeah I was saying in general not directly towards you

[peak knoll]

Yes you do

[peak knoll]

You literally pinged me 💀

[exotic juniper]

Okay just when it comes to non gem images

[abstract ingot]

[granite parcel]

Yes but ahhh whatever

[peak knoll]

[granite parcel]

We all have are own opinions

[abstract ingot]

Post Intrepid irl

[exotic juniper]

What is the best school image?

[granite parcel]

What do you mean

[peak knoll]

What

[exotic juniper]

When it comes to attire and pose

[abstract ingot]

honestly, separating the two seems hard after I made the connection

[hearty salmon]

Morning

[granite parcel]

What do you mean post intrepid

[abstract ingot]

[peak knoll]

Sup

[hearty salmon]

I decided to go touge genting

[exotic juniper]

What skin for school is best when you spend gems

[granite parcel]

Like send pictures? I don’t understand

[abstract ingot]

just that you posted before saying "the ship, I meant"

[exotic juniper]

Is what I mean the theme

[granite parcel]

Ohhhhh

[abstract ingot]

so kinda like implying Intrepid exists

[hearty salmon]

It got so cold , my water bottle lost internal pressure and I had to use extra force to get the sucker open

[granite parcel]

My bad i didn’t understand

[exotic juniper]

Like you showed me a beach image that is what I mean Benjamin talking about a school setting

[abstract ingot]

lewd

[hearty salmon]

You aint seen nothing yet

[granite parcel]

At least Massachusetts and Alabama are still around

[hearty salmon]

I chased a mustang up

[exotic juniper]

What ship pulls off the best school attire?

[hearty salmon]

And then had a Honda Guide me down

[granite parcel]

Wait Gup pfp?

[hearty salmon]

And then chased a modded golf

[peak knoll]

Taihou school skin is cute

[mint canyon]

when is next stream?

[hearty salmon]

Havent felt this much adrenaline since I bagged Musashi as my wife

[mint canyon]

if there is any for the last UR

[exotic juniper]

Okay will look into it thanks

[peak knoll]

15 for CN and 17th for JP

[peak knoll]

UWOOOOOH

[mint canyon]

and for EN?

[peak knoll]

GYATTTTTTT

[peak knoll]

EN doesnt get one. But to be honest what the fuck is the purpose for JP stream when stuff is gonna be revealed on CN

[forest sparrow]

30th of February

[meager marsh]

????? Why is it different

I like the covered up version tho

[mint canyon]

we get all the info from CN stream . don't need to wait for JP's?

[runic totem]

4 days of waiting

[trim gyro]

well for one thing, JP doesn't understand a word of the CN stream

[runic totem]

💀

[peak knoll]

Only

[peak knoll]

They just forgot the change the image because the covered up one is from CN

[forest sparrow]

4 agonizing days of coping for a Boise oath skin announcement

[meager marsh]

Yeah that’s what I thought but it is kinda funny lol

[exotic juniper]

Okay she is way too skinny she needs to eat

[meager marsh]

Unfortunately that doesn’t work for everyone

[trim gyro]

she does eat, just check out that skin

[peak knoll]

True, I didnt even notice it tbh because I already have 215 prints ready for hindy fate sim

[runic totem]

she's protable , pocket sized, easily accessible

[hearty salmon]

You’re telling me , she literally creates a vaccum seal on my face

[exotic juniper]

I guess they are going for a certain type of audience with her

[peak knoll]

Unlimited gyatt works

[hearty salmon]

No no , keep her emaciated. This means she’ll have next to no endurance for an ass whooping

[hearty salmon]

You said it brother

[abstract ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girls-und-panzer-tank-carro-veloce-gif-15974029

[granite parcel]

Peak mentioned ?

[runic totem]

what emaciated means? i was gooning instead of expanding my vocabulary

[hearty salmon]

[trim gyro]

she feeds you suspicious substances so she can take advantage of you because she hungy

[exotic juniper]

Hmm break them down without a fight well you're ahead in winning but not with morals.

[hearty salmon]

A woman feeding me?

Boy oh boy

[hearty salmon]

I’m here to live brother , not die morally

If it means chazzwazzering a bratty loli

Say no more

[exotic juniper]

What the heck is that word

[static imp]

The fact that is over many other hotter better shipgirls is insulting to me

[granite parcel]

Vittorio Veneto is so hot 🤤

[meager marsh]

I guess some guys also like noncon stuff……

[exotic juniper]

When is a popularity poll ever correct?

[radiant cipher]

chat I request big DD booba now

[runic totem]

these words usually have no meaning by themselves and often dependant on the sentence, quantum words i might say, only the observer gives them meaning

[static imp]

Yep and yet shes in the 100s or 200s yet that sentient stick woman Felix is 98. This is bullshit tbh

[wheat cosmos]

[exotic juniper]

I guess I try too hard to understand everybody

[meager marsh]

I feel cold looking at her

So awesome though

[trim gyro]

https://algwiki.moe/assets/painting/z23_10.png

[shut crane]

[pastel oracle]

[granite parcel]

Dunkerque or Dunkerque meta? Who’s better

[meager marsh]

MOGADORRRR

[runic totem]

"it is what it is" a wisdom as old as humans

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[exotic juniper]

Looks like she just got done taking back shots

[trim gyro]

I would not trust the meta to cook for me

[granite parcel]

Why

[solar bronze]

who is this? I only recognize the scam cat in background

[runic totem]

can't see

[granite parcel]

Should I give a promise ring to Dunkerque meta?

[runic totem]

😭

[meager marsh]

If you want

[granite parcel]

Or regular Dunkerque

[meager marsh]

Both!!!!!!

You should wife up all versions

[granite parcel]

Hmmmmm

You know what why not

[meager marsh]

[silver bear]

Dunky is peak wife material

[granite parcel]

Yes 🥹🥹🥹

[silver bear]

Hilariously

Wolf sent twin Stone rhinos after me

i managed to Gauss both in the face

oops

Wtf

My discord just freaked tf out

[trim gyro]

wrong server

[silver bear]

Why am i in Here

i was just in another server

How tf did that happen

[runic totem]

butter

[trim gyro]

probably hit a discord hotkey

[silver bear]

im on mobile

Idk how i’d have done that

Welp

Coulda been worse i suppose

[runic totem]

man

hoping for sum more quality of life changes, like increasing the auto search limit to 5 or 10 and opsi full map clear auto

[exotic juniper]

Thighs done right

[granite parcel]

I think she’s wife material no?

[exotic juniper]

I would go for her

[wheat cosmos]

Honestly thought she moth at first glance with all that fluff

[silver bear]

Algerie being this low is a damn crime

[forest sparrow]

Boise being in top 100 balances it out

[radiant cipher]

Location where USS Boise got penetrated by Kinugasa's 8" type 91 AP shell

[trim gyro]

don't show penetration ffs

[feral badger]

I've experienced this glitch fairly often (like once or twice a day)

Very weird glitch where you just instant transmission to another server

[stable plank]

boobies

[granite parcel]

Who else is a good wife?

[radiant cipher]

don't worry

Boise survived the hit

[stable plank]

harbin

[granite parcel]

Huh

[radiant cipher]

even though her entire frontal magazine was flamed out

[stable plank]

harbin

[granite parcel]

I didn’t even know she existed

[forest sparrow]

She (Boise) survived the war to live an even worse fate in Argentina

[radiant cipher]

true

[granite parcel]

Seems like most ships had that happen

[trim gyro]

well at least they can't drop her out of a plane

[granite parcel]

Most light cruisers I mean

[feral badger]

Yeah, Argentina is the Brazil of Ships

[radiant cipher]

here's an 8" Japanese AP shell stuck in Boise's Barbette

[silver bear]

The brookylns are very cool to me

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mk1-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat-1-johnny-cage-dance-gif-8043646505681550011

[trim gyro]

uncensored pictures

[radiant cipher]

my favourite class of USN cruisers after the Noleans

[silver bear]

real

[radiant cipher]

they photographed the recovered fragments

[silver bear]

I love the bullet hose nature of them

[forest sparrow]

The Brooklyns are all beautiful. USS Nashville when

[silver bear]

15-6” shells

Plus what, 4-6 5” guns?

per broadside

[radiant cipher]

noone cares about the 5" on those tbh lol

the 15 6" are more than enough

[silver bear]

true

But if your an IJN DD

that’s definitely suboptimal for you

[radiant cipher]

look at that splat

[granite parcel]

Ayase is cute 🥹

[silver bear]

Did it crack that upper lip of the barbette?

or is that more surface level damage

The band just below the turret gunhouse

[trim gyro]

looks fine

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[silver bear]

Is that just a seam

[radiant cipher]

that's the shell stuck in there

if you can see

[weak parrot]

Please do not the cat

[silver bear]

Ok

[versed quarry]

[radiant cipher]

[versed quarry]

Leave the me alone

[novel bobcat]

oh wow thank you soooo much

[silver bear]

You also have USS chicago taking a Fritz X to her turret roof

and surviving that

[radiant cipher]

that was USS Savannah

[silver bear]

Fuck

You’re right

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[trim gyro]

Chicago was the one who just kind of... left in the middle of a battle

[radiant cipher]

the only reason Savannah survived is because she's much lighter built than smth like Roma

[peak knoll]

It better be USS Gyatt with the fattest ass known to existence i swear

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[radiant cipher]

so the deflagration could expand enough

[weak parrot]

Go away

[radiant cipher]

to not become a detonation

[weak parrot]

USS Shinano

[silver bear]

more luck of the target

[radiant cipher]

here's the hole trough her turret roof clearly visible

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mk1-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat-1-johnny-cage-dance-gif-8043646505681550011

[silver bear]

I always thought the fritz x was bigger

like

i just assumed it was

but that whole looks relatively tiny

[trim gyro]

it is pretty big

[silver bear]

its probably an issue of scale on my end

me not comprehending how big it is

[radiant cipher]

it's not very big

but bigger than most ap bombs

[trim gyro]

length: 3.32m, width: 1.4m, diameter: 85.3cm

[radiant cipher]

fair to say she wasn't doing too good after the hit

but the USN always operated with many escorts so its fine

[silver bear]

500 fletchers be upon ye

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/snowbreak-snowbreak-containment-zone-enya-swimsuit-gif-14639380546609019357

[silver bear]

Thats certainly a GIF

[solar bronze]

I still can't wrap my head around the fact USS New Orleans managed to sail away and not sink with literally 46 METERS OF THE SHIP MISSING

[radiant cipher]

Milan chilling on the beach after getting a spanking from Massachusetts

[peak knoll]

Shipgirls where, no one cares about fossils from 100 years ago 🥀

[stark fox]

Boat

[peak knoll]

Finally

Thank you

[silver bear]

hey riche

[radiant cipher]

because you can safely remove the bow and stern of a ship without them sinking lol

[stable plank]

boat

[silver bear]

Did France have any plans after the Mogs

For more Large DDs

[radiant cipher]

what would've been more dangerous would have been if she had kept her flooded bow attached

[radiant cipher]

yes
the Kleber class

[peak knoll]

Yeah to surrender to germany /j

[radiant cipher]

Kleber, Marceau, Desaix, Bayard, Hoche and Bruix

basically Mogadors with DP artillery and better AA

[solar bronze]

personally i wouldn't call a torpedo blowing away a quarter of the ship a "safely removal"

[stark fox]

Fronch

[radiant cipher]

Le Hardi my beloved

[silver bear]

would they’ve suffered similar issues of the 5.5in being a bit unwieldy

[static imp]

Those Americans have mad good damage/fire control

[trim gyro]

if you remove the bow of an Iowa it actually floats better, would not want to go into combat like that though

[radiant cipher]

it wasn't an unwieldy issue more than it was a power supply issue

[modern dew]

@stark fox is maint over i just woke up

[silver bear]

that was the closest i could approximate the issue

[radiant cipher]

they really needed cruiser voltage but got destroyer voltage so the mounts were a bit weak

[quasi cairn]

there was a destroyer that was once less than half the ship that left port

[silver bear]

i knew they had some issues with the mounts

and/or reloading them

[stark fox]

How Germany builds things:
“if one part breaks the entire thing stops working.”
How Americans builds things things:
“yeah so 70% of our ship is missing, but I slapped some duct tape on it so we good.”

[radiant cipher]

IJN Hibiki

[trim gyro]

shell handling gets to be a problem when you go over 5 inch, the guns themselves are fine