al-general

[weary wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pope-gif-26801378

[static kernel]

But the games changed now
lewding shipgirls yourself feels more like an obligation than an option

[meager haven]

Okay

[sick crest]

Woe bache be upon you

[static kernel]

Aint no place for mutsukis in the current environment

[pseudo mica]

you're free to lewd them or not tho

[gaunt apex]

big Example are U-110 and I-58

[static kernel]

Its the whole vibe of the game i was talking about when i meant "obligation"

[pseudo mica]

ah sure

my bad

[weary wasp]

talkin bout lolis again?

https://tenor.com/view/usted-no-aprende-you-just-dont-learn-simpsons-homer-simpson-homero-gif-18632772

[sick crest]

people saying game too lewd again

[meager haven]

P much

Too lewd for lolis

[static kernel]

I could roll with the lewdness except
lewdness creep in default outfits to the point of leotards
And of course i think making lolis in todays al is a fools errand

[meager haven]

Isn’t that chinese loli maid like top 3 in CN rn?

So like

[pseudo mica]

she's a nationalty vote

[meager haven]

I know

CN always has a CN ship in top 3 every year.

[pseudo mica]

doens't mean they like small ones like her necessarily, all others in top 20 there are big URs and SSRs

[meager haven]

But nontheless they chose a loli for some reason

[pseudo mica]

might as well have picked a name out of a hat

[late shale]

Hmm

[pseudo mica]

I like her though, she's even on my avatar

[stark fox]

Maids

[meager haven]

Omg Icarus!!!

[static kernel]

Yes no yes yes

[meager haven]

And Weser

[sick crest]

Yes yes yes yes

[meager haven]

I should get that Weser skin.

[stark fox]

Give Flasher headpats, you monster

[sick crest]

Flasher is a wild name

[static kernel]

Todays azur lane is all about lewdness apparently
So no to flasher

[meager haven]

Get flashed

[meager marsh]

Wait what do you mean by this. I don’t understand

[sick crest]

Loli moment

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/escanor-gif-10507320087304996260

[shut crane]

doragon

[static kernel]

Dont marry mutsuki basically

[meager haven]

They aren’t horny? That’s kinda it.

[weary wasp]

yea it seems so

[sick crest]

Marry all the mutsuki's

[meager haven]

They’re still weird by virtue of being preschoolers but still, personality and design wise they’re fine.

[pseudo mica]

funny that flasher is smaller than U-404 when the real USS Flasher had more tonnage than U-404 would have iirc

[meager marsh]

The mutsuki likers aren’t horny? I think I get it kinda. Do mutsuki likers not want you to oath her though. Is that what you were saying originally

[weary wasp]

U404 is top 5 in japan poll

[static kernel]

In a vacuum sure
But they are in azur lane in its eighth year

[meager haven]

What

[sick crest]

The design of the mutsuki's is not horny compared to the rest of the loli's is waht they're saying

[stark fox]

My guy, what are you even talking about?

[meager marsh]

Ohhhhhhh

[stark fox]

[weary wasp]

wait is i404 伊

[meager haven]

Old AL designs are incompatible with modern AL

[light fable]

Mutsuki and her meme stare

[meager marsh]

I genuinely have no clue what anyone is talking about but I might be understanding things now

[sick crest]

[static kernel]

Azur lane, the game where you now have tons of l2d interactions that are basically sex

[static kernel]

Sure those are for the booba girls

[light fable]

Nah. "Old" and "new" play the exact same way. Different art, same gameplay

[static kernel]

but that colours the impression of what al currently stands for

[meager haven]

Yeah p much

[static kernel]

We're not talking about gameplay tho

[meager marsh]

There are a few that aren’t sexualized that came out in recent years/months tho

[pseudo mica]

you don't have to buy into those L2Ds though and so long as they don't give such crass L2D interactions to ships that shouldn't have them I see no issue for the time being

[stark fox]

I don’t think anyone here is for lewding the lolis, my guy

And if they are, they should keep their mouths shut

[peak knoll]

That's great! I hope you enjoy the game and have fun

[meager haven]

Lewd Saratoga

[meager marsh]

Wellll… I wouldn’t be so confident about that

[peak knoll]

Come on man we both know thats not true

[stark fox]

Okay allow me to adjust because people lack reading comprehension

No one currently in this chat and speaking at the moment

[gaunt apex]

i do xP actually i want to get Roon and all the Iron Blood shipgirls maybe even Sakure Empire too

[meager marsh]

I thought you meant people in the server in general

[meager haven]

Oath Elbe

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1405048959105237012/HABRIN.gif

[light fable]

That's because this chat is heavily moderated.

[meager haven]

And Leipzig

[static kernel]

Surprisingly saratoga skins are often drawn with small booba

[light fable]

No one wants to get

[meager haven]

Imagine if the whatchamacallit squid was still here

[shut crane]

yeah, just lewd the thicc ur sub

[meager haven]

Niji squad

[feral badger]

I'm back what I miss

[peak knoll]

Let's gooooo fellow IB enjoyer 🤝 IB shipgirls are awesome and deserve all the love, same with sakura

[sick crest]

nothing important

[static kernel]

thenijiway

[light fable]

I lewd the floof

[feral badger]

[pseudo mica]

her artist is likely no longer working with Manjuu or at least hasn't made any new art lately so that might change

[sick crest]

horrifying

[static kernel]

I think even the saru skins give sara some tit in some of her skins

[weary wasp]

ooga booga chumba wumba

[meager haven]

Her party dress with the slightest of upgrades

[pseudo mica]

yes, Sara isn't flat by any means, even gets a slight boost upon retrofit

[sick crest]

In Northern Parliment bote lewds you

[stark fox]

Not sure where you got THAT from

[gaunt apex]

Hell Yea!

[meager haven]

You know who’s someone I miss

[sick crest]

you

[meager haven]

Seseren😔

[static kernel]

Only real slight is saru artstyle might throw you for a loop

[meager haven]

To loli or not to loli

That is the Saru dilemma

[static kernel]

Case in point z1

[feral badger]

Sasuga saru sama

[static kernel]

compare her retro to normal

this was all 2019 btw

[pseudo mica]

Saru has always drawn their shipgirls retro and META versions, Shiratsuyuu kai doesn't look like she was drawn by Saru neither Yuudachi META

[late shale]

Hmm

[weary wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemer-blasphemy-gif-20112498

[meager marsh]

Idk if you guys are talking about her boob size but I can’t even see her tits to confirm if they got bigger lol

[meager haven]

Mlem

[rain valley]

there's literally people with "CNNY" tags in chat
big doubt

[feral badger]

You can't see her boobs because they don't exist

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-12955092

[sick crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1152278087808061491/asng_azurlane230915.gif

[feral badger]

[stark fox]

He just got here

Can people just not read?

[meager haven]

No

[light fable]

Manjuu should hire Asanagi to do more shipgirls!

[pseudo mica]

I think I see something here tho

[feral badger]

Reading is not required to shit post in ALO don'tchaknow

[meager haven]

Tiddy demon from Asanagi when

[stark fox]

If only there were a whole bunch of skins that let us compare…
Alas, Saratoga gets no skins

[signal delta]

Omg hunny

https://fxtwitter.com/__mayoomayo__/status/1998695366481399818

マヨタ二 (@__mayoomayo__)

🏁𖤐 ̖́-
︀︀
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FxTwitter · Dec 10, 2025, 10:04 AM

[sick crest]

We got loli instead

[stark fox]

Truly depressing

[meager haven]

God this skin is so good.

[feral badger]

Asanagi Drawing Asanagi is such peak

[light fable]

Indeed

[meager marsh]

Someone was talking about how the retro made her boobs get bigger though, that’s why I thought of posting the image lol

[feral badger]

Sara deserves all the skins

[light fable]

Whats also peak is he actually pulled for her in game. Already had her maxed out xD

[feral badger]

[meager haven]

Ass

[sick crest]

anagi

[light fable]

Asanagi had already done a lot of fanart for Azur lane

[feral badger]

[pseudo mica]

Sara's great honestly. I still run her in my fleets even though we have so many OP CVs nowadays

[meager haven]

Lulu

[weary wasp]

hey hey whats the matter with Sara, shes not even a loli. Its part of the joke with her, its like an old woman with lil body

[feral badger]

I use her as my go to Fleet 2 CV along with Lusty all the time

[stark fox]

Chill

[feral badger]

Lolibaba

[meager haven]

Calling her lolibaba’s a bit much

[stark fox]

[pseudo mica]

I actually completed W13 just the other day with her

thinking to take her into 14 as well

[feral badger]

Fixed it

[light fable]

Fus ro DAMN!!!

[feral badger]

I used her for both

She's just so reliable

[sick crest]

the poigers

[meager haven]

Sara’s my go-to opsi mobber

[feral badger]

[meager haven]

What the dawg doin’

[feral badger]

Baubin her head

[static kernel]

"Agenda voting in the polls" yes and im not sorry

[sick crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1096491494078164992/mrmsk_azurlane230414.gif

[feral badger]

Bache agenda

[sick crest]

[static kernel]

No

Since my qualifier agenda is in the dumpster

[light fable]

Kashino Agenda!

[static kernel]

Then i will have to manipulate group 1 voting

[feral badger]

[pseudo mica]

I'd post the fleet I used but idk if we're allowed to here lol

[feral badger]

I mean this is the AL chat

[sick crest]

You will be executed via firing squad if you do

[feral badger]

So

[sick crest]

./s

[pseudo mica]

oh damn firing squad

[sick crest]

they're borrowing steam's

[pseudo mica]

does it mean I'm fired?

[feral badger]

Nah it means you're squad

[static kernel]

Meta pamiat really got ligma'd by rodney meta

[weary wasp]

well yeah kinda looks so. Shes clearly a mature woman playing child. But in story she acts like an adult so all that other personality is her playing

[static kernel]

The best art are the ones that lean into making sara a petite woman

that being clearly curvy

having a modicum of boobs

[feral badger]

No amount of booba is gonna save Sara from being a loli

[static kernel]

and being just tall enough to not be mistaken for someone on the level of say grozny

[radiant cipher]

who

[static kernel]

Pamiat meta

[meager haven]

Kuu META

[radiant cipher]

right

[weary wasp]

the other lolibba

[static kernel]

Its so sad steve jobs died of ligma

[feral badger]

What's ligma

[sick crest]

whos steve jobs

[meager haven]

Who the hell is steve jobs

[static kernel]

"Ligma balls" - rodney meta

[feral badger]

[copper lake]

do i just sortie her with any sakura empire shipgirl (kasumi)

[feral badger]

What in God's name is that font

[gaunt apex]

Founder of Apple i think

[feral badger]

[stable plank]

"Nuh-uh!" -Bristol

[feral badger]

It's so cute but

[weary wasp]

yeah just one is enough

[feral badger]

So illegible

[copper lake]

cherrybomb or smthn

[meager haven]

So Isaac Newton?

[copper lake]

albert epstein?

[feral badger]

Isaac Nexon founding the Mabinogi Movement

[weary wasp]

kasumi is good and has a huge torp stat, but her other tanking skill is not very useful, can tank but not much

[copper lake]

yeah i have owari and shinano so i wanted to trpd stack

[weary wasp]

you should retrofit her, that skill gets upgraded

foo and friends and kasumi too

[feral badger]

Wasn't it amagi that boosted TRP for ijn?

[copper lake]

i already did

[gaunt apex]

Hmmm dunno i'm not good in history

[pseudo mica]

AmagiCV boosts TRP stat yes iirc which further helps Kazagumo as well

[weary wasp]

then enjoy the 600 torp stat, cuts enemies like butter

[feral badger]

Shimakaze Torps go Brrrrrrrrr

[weary wasp]

i used to do a kasumi naganami shima vanguard, delicious damage

[pseudo mica]

rainbow mags + 2 rainbow torp aux Shima

[feral badger]

Sorry, I should specify, Amagi (CV)

[sick crest]

I want panda express

[feral badger]

I just had Panera from a work luncheon

[meager haven]

Ibuki torps

[feral badger]

Both tbh

[meager haven]

My pvp fleet right there

[static kernel]

Kasumi retro art > kasumi base art

[meager haven]

Fuck everything in this general direction

[static kernel]

I will not hear disgreement

[feral badger]

Lemme guess, kasumi retro gives her 2 inches in height and like 1 inch in bust

[light fable]

Kasumi meta art beats both

[pseudo mica]

oh I found the fleet screenshot @feral badger ready the firing squad

[feral badger]

I wish I had laffey 2

[static kernel]

All those dead behind her

[feral badger]

Also based

[light fable]

They watch...

[copper lake]

edge lord

[sick crest]

the answer is yes

[static kernel]

Death stranding bts

[feral badger]

I have almost the same oaths

No laffey 2, but I have sandie and Flandre

[sick crest]

sand

[pseudo mica]

idk If I'll oath Flandre but she's deserving though, I like her

[feral badger]

You should get her maid skin

It's insanely devastatingly cute

So is her base appearance but like

[pseudo mica]

I thought about it but got drained on others this BF

[feral badger]

I picked up quite a few BF skins I was missing

[pseudo mica]

also had to get Yoshino's incase the collab doesn't return, that one was "devastatingly cute" as well, plus I like the lobby music that came with it

[feral badger]

I'm not even into DAL but I just had to get all the skins

So good

[sick crest]

I have 50 cents in my bank account

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/50cent-smile-driving-oh-well-im-out-gif-5135974

[weary wasp]

oh yeah still have it, like butter hehehe. I havent used this in years but the damage is there

im still waiting for naganami retro

shes a beast

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-cant-prove-it-noa-blue-archive-she-knows-gif-17053352086802796804

[feral badger]

Chibis trying to do the "I'm watching you" point send me

[weak parrot]

fun fact: some facts are fun, but this is not one of them

[copper lake]

whats the vanguard shipgirl in the middle?

[copper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078245825265807420/1444957243077431317/G7DVjltWUAAV938.gif

[sage zealot]

Kasumi Naganami Shimakaze

[copper lake]

why naganami if she doesnt have a retro

[sage zealot]

It's not good , it's a torp meme fleet

[copper lake]

torpedo goated u just a hater

[peak knoll]

cos shes a stinky stinky skunk

unzen wife

good gun dps good torp dps

[weary wasp]

it IS good, but when theres planes forget bout using it haha

[dark solstice]

Manned torpedos better

Sacrifice scrap ships to man torpedos better become a thing

[dark solstice]

Save retiring

[weary wasp]

naganami has very high torp stat, an extra torp barrage given by her skill and a torp dmg and torp crit buff

[peak knoll]

What is man torpedos, a torpedo made out of a man???

[copper lake]

oh ok, should i buy her

[copper lake]

do u use torpedos because u like dds or do u like dds because of torpedos

[weary wasp]

if you have her you can try using her, shes one of the best torp dds in the game

[dark solstice]

Manned torpedos with people guiding them

Guess proper name is Human torpedo

[copper lake]

iris from csm

or what was her name

[weary wasp]

if u see the vid, naganami gets 5000-8000 dmg per torp easily, even kasumi with her big torp stat falls below naganami

[dark solstice]

Look up Kaiten on wiki

[peak knoll]

Yes

[copper lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725768756424474644/1448020073552810207/twitter_SpeedyOnSpeed2025.12.091998193473695146411G7sCXv-WUAA-GXE.gif

[peak knoll]

But magnetic is better

[weary wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[peak knoll]

Im scared to do so

[dark solstice]

I remember earths magnetic field giving magnetic torps a problem

Don't have that if some human is inside

[peak knoll]

Pause

[dark solstice]

Just better hope he can aim

Hope we get the Helmover torpedo in this game

[feral badger]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-kaiten-kaiten-kaitenger-sushi-mans-kaitenger-kaiten-fx-mk0-gif-787653400032296453

[peak knoll]

Rate the drip

[weary wasp]

actually i forgot to say my kasumi is lvl110 and her skills arent max leveled. hmmm I wanna try that fleet with max conditions

[radiant cipher]

Z52

[peak knoll]

Z52 peak

[copper lake]

is 10k high by al standards?

[peak knoll]

10k what

[copper lake]

dmg

[peak knoll]

per ship?

[copper lake]

per hit

[peak knoll]

depends which ship type ig

[rain valley]

same picture

[radiant cipher]

Non

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/accumulatorthunderbirdsmoon-accumulator-thunderbirds-moon-gif-27522403

[sage zealot]

There are infinitely better torp fleets

[daring vale]

@wind frigate hi if you were a cat would you mrrp meoowww miau miau? mrrp meow mrrppurrpurrpurr meow meow? miauuu mrrp mrreow? mrraow mrrp miau? mrrneow? mrrneow? miauuuu mrrp maow?

[wind frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-happycadogt-turning-around-questioning-accusing-gif-15779331991784778177

[stable plank]

frogs go mlem mlem snakes go pbbppbpthpbthppth thanks for comign folks

[dark solstice]

How cute, taking their missiles for a walk

[meager vine]

wife/10

[feral badger]

Feeling kinda cute, might open the Door to Darkness

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/thunderbirds-countdown-five-four-three-gif-20719817

gifs you can hear

[stable plank]

say fellas, did someone say the door to darkness?

[feral badger]

Gwarsh

[solid whale]

guys

our new car is here

orang

[hollow turtle]

is there like a secret rate up on unowned ssrs or will I have to wait for wishing well to get golden hind

[solid whale]

rate up or get lucky

[hollow turtle]

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

thunderbirds

[hollow turtle]

tragic

is there any good URs coming up or should I js lowk pull for hind

[solid whale]

id save

just wait for rate up

[hollow turtle]

pulling for hind is a personal reason btw I got her l2d but didn't manage to pull her during the event

aight

anyone know when's wishing well

[dark solstice]

i lost mythunderbirds hat 🙁

childhood memory gone

[hollow turtle]

shit was all I watched on tv for a while icl

[karmic delta]

The Thunder Birds

[hollow turtle]

we got yorktown meta before enty meta

what the fuck

[karmic delta]

I love the live action version ngl

Now I wanna watch the live action

Ffs

Thanks turq

[hollow turtle]

please just give me a UR enty PLEASE BRO

[hard vine]

UR retrofit with 100% proc chance

[radiant cipher]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/silly-cat/images/1/16/CowboyCat.png/revision/latest?cb=20240416195827

[hollow turtle]

yes pls

[radiant cipher]

Howdy purrrtners

[hollow turtle]

give it like hero mini pekka

level boost + recovery

[feral badger]

Enty Retrofit just increases the evade duration to 8 seconds
And the augment increases the activation rate to 90%

[serene niche]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-1452662310833629741

i cant wait for more EU ships

[hard vine]

NJ BBG retrofit next event

[cyan nymph]

[sage basin]

Aight so

Anything happening after today patch?

Other than META Showdown?

[cyan nymph]

YT2 on perma

[sage basin]

meh

already own all the gacha units

[cyan nymph]

Too

[sage basin]

Back to farming coins I guess

[cyan nymph]

560k here

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

yeah i have like 450k too

if i didnt spend so much on research id be at the cap all the time

a few more days then i finish all the pr ships

[cyan nymph]

I only research DR ship, and some of PR that i like

[peak knoll]

still need like 30 prints for mecklen

[cyan nymph]

Just finish dev. 30 PR8 month ago

[peak knoll]

i should probably just use my universal prints

im a hoarder

[cyan nymph]

It's fine to hoard

[peak knoll]

i still have a bunch

[cyan nymph]

And also great to use

[sage zealot]

About time

[peak knoll]

yeah i dont use cubes for research

or i do rarely

i gotta save for the ur reruns coming

i had to go to pity for unzen

and date a live didnt treat me well either

i had 4 kotori before another gold

trying to keep above 1000 cubes

[marsh steppe]

guys im new here, how do i use the stellar tickets

[peak knoll]

whats a stellar ticket

[viscid nest]

diff game

[peak knoll]

oh

playing multiple gachas

[sage basin]

id have more stable coins if i stopped buying gear skins that i will never use

[peak knoll]

yeah i dont buy that trash

i never use them either

[marsh steppe]

no its not

[viscid nest]

ohh island?? lol

[marsh steppe]

oh FUCK THAT

I'm not gonna access that garbage

[peak knoll]

island planner lol

[marsh steppe]

🚮

[peak knoll]

yeah im not opening it again since they reset it

[daring vale]

i still haven't opened island once. idk why. i dont feel like it

[peak knoll]

cos it used to give me perma notifications and drive me insane

[viscid nest]

ive never downloaded it lol

[marsh steppe]

because it's trash?

oh wrong ping

[stable plank]

no reason to

[peak knoll]

its trash yeah

[forest sparrow]

IP crashes for me every time I open it so I can’t even use it even if I wanted to

[daring vale]

butbut. the free cubes and oil from the 7 day island planner thingy :((

[stable plank]

all of the time and development that went into island planner could have given us bristol l2d, magdeburg oath skin, agir oath skin, playable arbiter strength with an oath skin...

[daring vale]

an agir oath skin would be nice

[peak knoll]

yeah i mean it was to give suckers another gacha system

they could have improved the actual game

or had something actually useful to gameplay

and instead they made some weird chibi thing

just a complete waste of time

at least private quarters was somewhat enjoyable

[viscid nest]

games needs more islands it works everytime /s

[peak knoll]

yeah they made harvest moon/animal crossing but sucked out everything that was fun and added a gacha system

cant even grind it cos everything was timegated

[viscid nest]

ye no pass me with that until it gives oil or cubes per day

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

im surprised people actually spent money in that mode

[urban raven]

i noticed that ingame chat censors "sm", why is it censoring that

[peak knoll]

weird cn censors

[urban raven]

tf

what could they possibly be censoring it for 💔

[peak knoll]

s&m maybe

[pseudo mica]

they also spent time designing new shipgirls based on non-combat ships (like cruiseliners) for Island Planner, dev time and artist time that could've been used elsewhere

[urban raven]

what's s&m

[peak knoll]

like adult bedroom play

lmao

[nimble sable]

Anything but censoring down bad comments

[urban raven]

literally never heard that before

[urban raven]

ive literally seen people say the hard r in chat but "sm" is censored 🤣

[peak knoll]

its normally part of bdsm

[nimble sable]

[trim gyro]

you can't rename Cassin back to her original name after retrofit

[peak knoll]

[stable plank]

pokemon has or had a similar issue with cofagrigus

[meager marsh]

They have weird priorities when it comes to censoring stuff….

[urban raven]

saw it on owari's comments a few days back too

[meager marsh]

Of course

[trim gyro]

Cyrillic a instead of latin doesn't work either, I tried

[serene elm]

skill issue I say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786918057054044181/1445939906898690068/IMG_9798.gif

[trim gyro]

putting a bunch of spaces in does work, but that's ugly

[sick crest]

sadman

[trim gyro]

pretty sure I tried alpha too, didn't work either

[clever gazelle]

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/sheriff-rosco-p-coltrane-cuff-em-stuff-em-smile-happy-gif-16528336

[jaunty adder]

guys i have 2,025 quarters

[sick crest]

Eat them

[trim gyro]

wait, they fixed it, C a s s i n is now Cassin again, yay

[sick crest]

C ass in

[trim gyro]

was just in the middle of looking at unicode tables to find an alternative that works but apparently enough people complained

[jaunty adder]

so

i have $506.25 in a coke bottle bank

its a big plastic one

[sick crest]

Drink the quarters

[stable plank]

[signal delta]

Live stream is in the 12

https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1998709276471431581

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FxTwitter · Dec 10, 2025, 11:00 AM

Wait nvm

17

[signal delta]

[trim gyro]

now... do I celebrate by buying Cassin a skin?

[clever gazelle]

I have 10 pennies to my name

[signal delta]

Cassin have a skin?

[trim gyro]

yes

[signal delta]

[radiant cipher]

Arsene

[clever gazelle]

[trim gyro]

Cassin has one of the best character arcs for early AL
"What is it, Commander? If you wanna have a chat with me then I doubt you'll have anything interesting to say..."
"Hmm, how should I say this... If you're free, would you like to take a nap together?"
"Commander, you don't seem like you've been sleeping well recently... Huh? It's because I keep moving over to your side of the bed?"
"You're a real gentleman, Commander... but it's actually making me a little angry. Am I really... that unattractive to you?"
||"Commander, you've been preparing this in secret this whole time? I'd have been fine with any kind of gift, but... thank you. I'm as happy as I can be."||

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[trim gyro]

now if only they would give Chicago a skin

[clever gazelle]

Who?

[tacit crypt]

so like

imma guess that it’s gonna be

Alaska or Texas

[signal delta]

[tacit crypt]

or some random ass merchant vessel

[signal delta]

It's won't be Alaska

Texas is cool yes, but well,we overdue for Iowa class

[tacit crypt]

Iowa would be cool

[signal delta]

Texas Should be ssr but not for this event

They should bring WW1 ship again

Like the SMS event

[idle pier]

The UR is

USS Salem

[trim gyro]

lex 2

[signal delta]

I will bite you if she the main UR

[tacit crypt]

When was this?

[trim gyro]

in his dreams

[idle pier]

Ofc it won't happen man, let me copium

[signal delta]

That mag guess

[tacit crypt]

in acheron

[silver bear]

Iowa, Lexy2, Texas, Gearing

full send it

[trim gyro]

enty 2 and 3

[idle pier]

@signal delta Imma mark my own words and see what we get

[signal delta]

Make the Eagle Union great again

You want full send?

Enterprise retofit and augment

[signal delta]

Which is?

[tacit crypt]

Enty still good man

[signal delta]

Yeah,but she could be The greatest aircraft carrier in the game rho

[signal delta]

And what thenother UR

[idle pier]

She's just good. She must be GREAT

[trim gyro]

midway

[idle pier]

If not Salem? If not Salem, USS Roanoke (Worcester class)

Or just Worcester himself

[signal delta]

Nice choice honestly

[signal delta]

There would be 2 UR

[idle pier]

I mean it's not a bad pick, but we had two years with only UR backliners, we need some vanguards

[idle pier]

Ahh the UR in the shop. Then I have to pick Gearing

[signal delta]

[trim gyro]

no we haven't

[signal delta]

We need Sandy 2

[idle pier]

Maybe as a CL-154 class (giga sandy)

[signal delta]

[sage zealot]

Hawaii is cooler

[idle pier]

We don't talk about Hawaii

[worldly trench]

Hi guys. I would be very grateful if you could spare a minute to vote 😅 #off-topic message

[sage zealot]

Imagine it had Alaska guns and those guns as aux you can control

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[clever gazelle]

What if we get every single uss repair ship instead?

[trim gyro]

finally a use for all these cranes I keep getting

[modern dew]

this thing has two fire modes btw

its literally a better colbert

[rose spire]

Get the meta and then all I need is Yorktown II till I have all yorky

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460648107139399701/1444654435065270424/Kanda_Done.gif

[clever gazelle]

Ye

And Montana

[tight roost]

swear to god...
why do genshit and poowa fans always fight each other like messi vs. ronaldo fans

[torn aspen]

Cristiano Ronaldo 7

[dark solstice]

Messi betta

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbik-mortal-combat-gif-3795006771601208806

[torn aspen]

Who people hate messi lol

[dark solstice]

i personally dont care but its funny sometimes lol

also flying Dustbins are the best

[torn aspen]

lmao

CR7 the best

[earnest frigate]

messi

best

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-gif-13527314

[tight roost]

Messi won MLS Cup

meanwhile the "anything has lost its credibility" merchant is still trophyless in saudi arabia with al nassr,despite snatching world class players

[dark solstice]

i am better than both

[sick crest]

USS gyatt

[manic hinge]

I really want William D. Porter but I feel she will only come out in the same event as Iowa

[spiral saffron]

Eh just ignore the fandoms

[idle pier]

Messi vs Ronaldo is not even close. Messi is better

[spiral saffron]

Just like I do

[spiral saffron]

Fuck both of them I’m a Neymar fan

[clever gazelle]

I also want the willy d

And I want er now

[dark solstice]

Clemson UR confirmed

[tight roost]

hey u from tha conquestor server

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turk-turkish-turkish-guy-turkish-car-gif-26466884

[idle pier]

Oh my, you're there too

[signal delta]

True

[spiral saffron]

Oh Clemson

I remember beefing with Clemson in WOW

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/qsad-gif-15839715173306548739

[lone vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256756285051899936/1398365061105582090/attachment.gif

[tight roost]

tell me who would win in a fight between rukia and enty

[lone vapor]

me

i win

[idle pier]

Rukia tbh

[signal delta]

I'm beefing with Clemson in war on the sea

My Clemson get taken out because a singel hit from Japanese submarine deck gun

[sacred oak]

What up nerds

[lone vapor]

MartinSugar2K

[tight roost]

and lumine?
would enty defeat her?

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/martinsugar2k-gif-5932750616034456338

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/diggy-diggy-hole-diggy-diggy-hole-diggy-diggy-hole-the-hobbit-dwarf-dwarves-gif-16261065226231034929

[lone vapor]

MartinSugar2K.

[signal delta]

Rossiya baby

[sacred oak]

TOMATO

[lone vapor]

helo.

i am alive.

[silver bear]

Goofy ass creature

big fuck cruiser

[idle pier]

I think yes? I don't scale Neptunia but Afaik the verse should be 1-A+. I have a few args for H1A AL but Enty doesn't get up there

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/morgon-freeman-true-bugburger2-true-fact-checked-by-patriots-wholesome-reddit-gif-13662132864673041294

[sleek cape]

Pink Floyd is goated

[signal delta]

With a big shell arc

[sacred oak]

Hru

[signal delta]

The arc can help NASA launch spaceship to the orbit

[lone vapor]

not very alive

i havent eaten since yesterday morning

[tight roost]

you are correct.
Neptunia is Outerversal

[lone vapor]

and i NEED to eat.

[silver bear]

i love being the size of a Standard class battleship

With none of its firepower

[lone vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026181137925677097/1113244507299917825/lv_0_20230529232530.gif

[lone vapor]

@sacred oak

[idle pier]

Let's continue talking abt this stuff in dm btw

[lone vapor]

punished for being silly

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/rukia-kuchiki-sode-no-shirayuki-bleach-gif-5848645508253352156

where does this girl scale to?

[sacred oak]

Can i offer you some

[sacred oak]

Nuh uh

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-apology2021astrofest-astroworld-festival-concert-gif-23722003

no.

[idle pier]

[lone vapor]

do not offer me that... disgusting

looking food,

i am not a cannibal.

[sacred oak]

Tomato doesn't like tomato

[lone vapor]

yes, i am THE tomato villain

[silver bear]

Oops

Wrong fuckin image

[lone vapor]

i hate my own kind

[silver bear]

lol

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/tomatothink-gif-23324294

[lone vapor]

time to commit genocide i guess

[sacred oak]

Oh you're one of the good ones?

[shut crane]

Beeg

[lone vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/242069456266854400/988391422312972328/36593974_e79a2f44.gif

anyways yang

i have to go

[sacred oak]

Go

Enjoy dinner

[lone vapor]

i have uni in like 2 hours

and i live 2,3 hours away from campus

[sacred oak]

Eat fool

[lone vapor]

no

[sacred oak]

Yes

[lone vapor]

theres LITERALLY no time for me to fucking eat

[sacred oak]

Yang's orders

Get some McDonald's on the way

[idle pier]

Chat the next week I have 6 tests how cooled am I?

[lone vapor]

i live 2.3 hours away from my uni, i have class in 2 hours

its midterms too

i might end up dead in about a week or so lad

[visual cedar]

if there are health tests i wish you the best

[lone vapor]

holy shit

AND

[sacred oak]

18 minutes is plenty of time to grab food

But you're running out

[lone vapor]

THE AMOUNT OF COFFEE I CONSUMED THIS WEEK ALONE IS NOT HEALTHY

[dark solstice]

Its against the law to die before me

[sacred oak]

Go

Hungry students learn slower

[lone vapor]

no no, its miderms

i LITERALLY have tests today

in about a week or so, ill invite everyone to my funeral

type shi

[sacred oak]

Studies have shown that not eating before a test contributes to lower performance

So eat something

Now go

[lone vapor]

i have a donut

[visual cedar]

eat tomatoes

[lone vapor]

thats something

[sacred oak]

sigh

Better than nothing i guess

[rustic sapphire]

Rupprecht is not even in top 100 help her pls

[lone vapor]

no

she stinks

[lone vapor]

coffee and a donut

im not sure water exists anymore

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-lotr-fly-fools-gif-5144058

[dark solstice]

Formi not even in the top 3

[rustic sapphire]

I want Hindenburg so bad in the top 3 this year

[lone vapor]

irrelevant ships

my goat essex will rise to the top.

[modern yoke]

[shut crane]

I think I'll finish pr8 tomorrow

[solid whale]

this is literally me

[feral badger]

My cousin drinks multiple 4x shot espressos every day

[lone vapor]

i didnt as-

that'd be disrespectful

good for him

[feral badger]

She does in fact have potential heart problems

[lone vapor]

oh its a woman

[feral badger]

Which may or may not be related to the SEVERE overdose of caffeine

[lone vapor]

bad for her..?

[sacred oak]

Zooted

[solid whale]

I drink 400 bugmans ale pints a day

and mine ore

[sacred oak]

@lone vapor WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

[lone vapor]

because

someone's driving me

i cant

[sacred oak]

Oh

[lone vapor]

be asked

to drive

because im barely awake rn

[dark solstice]

Safe travels

[feral badger]

Understandable really

[sacred oak]

I thought you were driving yourself

[lone vapor]

no

[feral badger]

Driving is the big suck

[lone vapor]

that'd be suicide man

[daring vale]

okay that's just ragebait

[lone vapor]

i am in no position to drive

after eating a single fucking donut

[sacred oak]

Well get some sleep on the way then

[lone vapor]

and 2 packets of instant coffee

[sacred oak]

Get off discord and take a nap

[lone vapor]

no

[sacred oak]

[surreal lagoon]

hi hi

[lone vapor]

i have my notes on discord

[feral badger]

Canon Oceana brat behavior

[lone vapor]

literally

[rose spire]

That’s a lot of damage

[daring vale]

literally my entire bisz volley got eaten :((

[sacred oak]

Then read them

Chatting here makes no sense

[lone vapor]

yeah but

[sacred oak]

Go away

[lone vapor]

i wanna see women

2d ones

[sacred oak]

Come back when you've won

[rose spire]

Bzwei…volley failed? Nah try it again trust me it’ll work

[sacred oak]

I'll send you all the 2d women you want then

[lone vapor]

okay

i will now actually sleep

[clever gazelle]

[clever sierra]

[modern yoke]

[fair narwhal]

[deft bramble]

[daring vale]

oops i did it again.
there goes lion

[clever sierra]

[rose spire]

NOOOOO LION

[weak parrot]

Middlebrook 7H9 broth is a liquid growth medium specially used for culture of Mycobacterium species, notably Mycobacterium tuberculosis.[1]

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[sleek cape]

Pink Floyd is so awesome sauce

[lapis fractal]

What boss is that

[surreal lagoon]

insect

[lapis fractal]

Probably someone you need to use planes or torps against

La-9 supremacy

[sleek cape]

Hi

[daring vale]

this stupid thing. oceana

5s invuln every 20s

[lapis fractal]

Ahh okay

[peak knoll]

yeah its annoying that its 20s too

so it times up with most airstrikes and bb shots

[peak knoll]

a pain in the ass for auto

[lapis fractal]

If you have Independence Kai you can throw her planes at her

[sick crest]

Wrong server

[lapis fractal]

G*nshin content in my AL server 🥀

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-know-your-place-gif-12886026

[peak knoll]

bache is housewife material

and pure of heart

[sleek cape]

Why.

[sleek cape]

Burn this shit asap

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Sir you’ve had discord nitro for 5 years how much money have you spent

[clever gazelle]

Where dis?

[sleek cape]

Is it just like a bill at that rate

[sick crest]

Ye

[clever gazelle]

I pay someone 10$ to host my world in Minecraft

I don't think nitro is that bad of value

[sick crest]

I dont know if its still a feature but the extra characters I can put into one message is useful

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[sleek cape]

Oh it is

I have nitro cause I get privileges

[sleek cape]

American power

[clever gazelle]

[sick crest]

[clever gazelle]

You get Extra npc's?

[tight roost]

better than New Jershit,Kearsarge,Midterprise and all of EU fight me y'all

[meager marsh]

SO COLOURFUL

[sick crest]

I have that exact pic saved

[surreal lagoon]

no

[sleek cape]

Mods kill this man

[sleek cape]

Sorry but you saying no doesn’t mean it isn’t real

Sorry

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[daring vale]

opsi stronghold

[tight roost]

bro fell for my ragebait 💀

[meager marsh]

oh I didn’t even notice what they said…… the eyes are so pretty tho

[surreal lagoon]

no

[sleek cape]

If I really fell for it I would’ve typed a paragraph

[clever gazelle]

[sleek cape]

Come on bro💔

[clever gazelle]

Who is this

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/piat-british-britisharmy-war-battle-gif-20941437

[tight roost]

it's fax that bache is miles ahead of every USS girls

[sick crest]

You in 10 years

[meager marsh]

Bache lol

[clever gazelle]

Oh, I scrap her every time I get er

[meager marsh]

awwwww chubby

[sick crest]

You dont keep at least one of every ship

Insanity

[meager marsh]

Fair… she’s kinda annoying and she’s only a rare so

[clever gazelle]

Nah

[sleek cape]

Holy shit

[meager marsh]

Dock space says no

[clever gazelle]

I keep 99.99% of em

[sleek cape]

There is so many Iowa class photos I didn’t get

[tight roost]

virgin ahh blud
imagine retiring the goat uss ship

[sick crest]

Bc they dont exist

[sleek cape]

collection shall

[clever gazelle]

?

[sleek cape]

Continue

[clever gazelle]

Get out troll

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[clever gazelle]

Awww

[tight roost]

ok fuhh it,have a lion

[devout bough]

goon morning fellow gooners!!!!!!!!!

[clever gazelle]

Lion cute

[clever gazelle]

This guy tried to tell me bache is the best or something

[devout bough]

what are you all talking about everygoon????

[clever gazelle]

I haven't even gotten a bache

[devout bough]

oh no!!!!

[sick crest]

D8d you het hacked?

[devout bough]

no

i got gooned

[meager marsh]

And you’re going to get shot

[clever gazelle]

Ummm

[weak parrot]

I scrap all glasses ships

[clever gazelle]

I think a dumpster on fire is rolling towards ya

[tight roost]

you're being accompanied by this trash in the penitentiary cell for the amount you have been sentenced for,wyd?

[clever gazelle]

Set her on fire

[devout bough]

NOT IF I DO IT MYSELF FIRST!!!!!

[tight roost]

bache 2 ur trust me

[clever gazelle]

Who

[tight roost]

best eu dd

[fair narwhal]

Anyways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1406513979777355830/Howbig_was_it_harbin.gif

[mint canyon]

do we know what's the next event's faction?

[fair narwhal]

Eu

[sick crest]

Eagle union

[serene niche]

https://tenor.com/view/al-harbin-azur-lane-gif-6895810257542384997

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED

[sleek cape]

Missouri

[mint canyon]

so it's an other EU UR ?

[tight roost]

DoY doing queen things

[fair narwhal]

I'm down for an Iowa class or Uss Salem

[devout bough]

Yes

[sleek cape]

Yeah

[devout bough]

Another European Union UR

Euroboats my love

[sleek cape]

Proof American Power
Is real

[serene niche]

i hope its Wisconsin

[devout bough]

inb4 lex 2

[fair narwhal]

Yes

[mint canyon]

any guesses what it might be ?

[devout bough]

sexington

[sleek cape]

An Iowa or this Lexi II people was hyping up for whatever reason

[clever gazelle]

Troll

[devout bough]

i didn't read story (i only read royal or iris story) but i think i saw lexington in there

so probably sexington

[sleek cape]

All this time for another UR just to be a type II

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

Mane we have ENOUGH of those

I want another Iowa 💔

[devout bough]

not our fault US reused so many boat names in such a short time span

🫂

[sleek cape]

Oh not real life

Lexi II is awesome sauce

But uh

In game Nuh uh we have plenty of type IIs

Why would we get another

[clever gazelle]

What bout uss nemo

[sleek cape]

It just gives me a headache

[devout bough]

Sexington UR getting SUR retrofit

[sleek cape]

The Lex don’t know you like that

[devout bough]

i am the Lex

Sex the Lex

[modern yoke]

[sleek cape]

Get out

[devout bough]

no

i'm already inside her

[sleek cape]

Go back to glazing Richie

This ain’t you

[devout bough]

Richie is resting (we had a rough night)

i need another girl

[clever gazelle]

[sick crest]

Cheating

[devout bough]

Richie is fine with it

i have 19 wives already anyways

[clever gazelle]

Here, have a bache

[meager marsh]

Well I never said who was going to shoot you sooo… haha!!! I was RIGHT!!!!

[clever gazelle]

[runic totem]

is the new UR as big as kashino?

[clever gazelle]

U have a time machine?

[meager marsh]

You mean hakuhou or the future new UR?

[devout bough]

bigger

[runic totem]

future

[devout bough]

mega milkers

[sleek cape]

I sure hope not

[meager marsh]

Well how are we gonna know

[sleek cape]

No thanks

[serene niche]

uss midway please

[sleek cape]

Real

[meager marsh]

Most likely thought since most UR’s are BIG

[runic totem]

yes

[clever gazelle]

Wait for us to get one of akashi's Lil sisters as the ur

[sleek cape]

America

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kururin-kuru-kuru-herta-herta-sippining-honkai-star-rail-gif-6255874111095877274

[tight roost]

dawg how the fuck did lion not reach top 3???

[devout bough]

mid-18

[runic totem]

their chest sizes are usually determined by the extrusion in the front that ships has, the bigger the real ship the bigger the shipgirl chest

[devout bough]

get mogged by Rafale M

(superior carrier-borne fighter)

[modern yoke]

[spiral dove]

Goon > Useful when it comes to pop contest

[sleek cape]

Flandre is bigger then Richelieu annd uhm.

[devout bough]

imagine still using mid-18 when Rafale M is right there

[sleek cape]

Let’s say she doesn’t uh

[runic totem]

ah

F

[serene niche]

shes got a big heart

[sleek cape]

More Iowa posting

[stark fox]

Where the booba?

[runic totem]

why waste ammo on anti air guns when you can blast sand in the air and have aircraft engines suck that and get broken

[pastel oracle]

[onyx ember]

Because sand is more expensive then bullet

[runic totem]

ah

[devout bough]

Rafale M with BIG RACKS

[stark fox]

Cuz the sand would abrade your own weapons and wouldn't work when wet.
On a Boat.
In the middle of the ocean.

[sleek cape]

Does this count

[stark fox]

No

[runic totem]

but sand free