#al-general
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Speaking of, can’t wait for the anime
me not
i was just thinking about this
will be some shit ass weird shit
Still wonder what the dev did to get kicked out of production.
the timing of that
ask for NTR
Bruh
considering quite a lot of endings are about that in that game
They don't own the rights to their own game anymore or something stupid
oshi did do art for Fancy too
woahhh
Need more Garibaldi art
garibaldi is another artist
Not
No?
ah no
I’m gonna touch you
fuck I confused
i need more UvH skins
They drew garibaldi more before she came out I swear
Back when she was reserved to a background character.😔 😔 😔
hype ended with the trash skin line manjuu released, this dumbasses can't get anything right
some times it's a shame that word is banned in this server
Yeah the reskin is underwhelming
I thought she looked hot
she does
😔
Yeah too many dumbasses only care about boobflation
so we’ll never get the casual skins we deserve
which skin?
Garibaldi’s ballerina skin
the free one?
It’s not free

yup the most selling skin lines are the ones we only get now days
just if anyone wondered what kind of skin sell
thats nice but could be uh.... different pose
considering this year is also bunny girl for December (the month with more sales) and amount of skins the top 3 should look like this:
1.Bunny girl theme
2.Swimsuits
3.casual/race queen
casual is a skin theme really big
It is nice but I prefer her with her default hair length.
like that skin theme is for anything they don't know where to put
i know
and those sell really bad considering the amount they do
guh

I need another Taihou skin 
No
another taihoe skin with even BIGGER tiddies
Make her next skin be that weird fetish where their tits are so big they can’t even stand anymore.
one of my favorite skins
anymore and she'll dethrone cow girl
what we NEED is a line of non-horny casual skins, but we will never get what we need
because horny drives this game

this game has flipped around to non gooners being an infestation
we will never get wholesome skins
blame the 18+ rating
the game removed the horny limiter when it gets 18+
that's the thing, we can't prove it because most of the fanbase wouldn't care for casual skins
lol
but it's actually something we need'
it may not be a popular idea
but it is certainly a need
a wholesome skin will defintely be a breath of fresh air
I agree
most of the time needs are usually unpopular because they fly in the face of "what most of the fanbase wants"
Because she created her
but wants usually outcompete needs in games
Take Black Princes instead.
sirius has never fallen out of the top 70 in terms of popularity
we need some nice cozy winter skins
iirc
we need oath skin for many
Jade skiing skin with Elbe waist deep in snow in the background.
oath snow


No boots but
Fossil
Hmm
time to buff dragon empery
hmm
fine i stop, bad joke bad timing
hmm?
boosting the dragon empery is the one line the devs won't cross
i want dragon empery UR 
I want more everything
they'd rather jerk off wehraboos with more IB slop than boost the Dragon Empery
Have a Howe
do be cute
that's not an island
Lord Howe Island is an irregularly crescent-shaped volcanic remnant in the Tasman Sea between Australia and New Zealand, part of the Australian state of New South Wales.
her boobs form the island
Have a Howe
mmm?
chinese nerds literally can complaint on anything
hmm
tomorrow update?
Will we get a new UR ship in new event or nah?
would love it if i am th eonly one
we'll get 2 new urs 
i only have 290 cube 
because they have nothing better to do since the record unemployment
yes, next event. and confirm is USS
my USS team is kinda overflowing
nice.
yorktown 2 rerun
600 years ago
Earlier this year
yeah 600 years ago
But it was small scale and ssr and not serious
large cock
am i fcked?
i'm gonna touch you
inb4 "just get lucky" 
true, just get lucky
delete all other games, pray to the gods, sacrifice your friends to a volcano
and hopefully you get the pulls you want
had this much USS only
world of whoreships
hold it hold it
ah yes, fronklin
i missed enterprise ngl
why aren't they wearing flight gear
Fronklin
yes, fronklin
why does it look like she's trying to pull off her boob skin like a cloth 
2x dmg is sweet
Fraudlin
sepiki
DONT CRY
felis catus
will we get swimsuit hindenburg? it's been ages man
people die when they are killed
does azurlane have brainrot meme?
hmm
yeah i think essex is al brainrot
Proved my point
Le terrible

good memes require a good story/character development to source the memes from
AL has none of that
the actual ship had its supporting structure crash from formi's weight
the building blocks of that DNA require funny moments
immovable box
thighs or breast ?
breast
I’m not looking for character development or story when I’m looking up memes. Guess I’m the odd one when it comes to that
Thigh
good memes have context
its ok to be at ODDs

doubter on this clearly hasn't read any of the story, main or port
or the character lines
or the ship histories

67?
no, you just have post 2010s humour
You don't look for it when making memes, but a meme is supposed to come about naturally and you only get forced unfunny ones from a mid story
Or maybe it's because history nerds love making the most unfunny ones
I don’t need a novel length of context to understand something is funny.
nah, i think it's just AL nerds trying too hard to meme the game
her dress makes sure to have skk eyes glued, what a girl, damn she hot
i actually skip AL stories, coz i lazy to read it. but since i have new phone that have big capacity sometime i read the event 
when it's just really hard to do so
you don't need a long context to understand a good meme
but you do need context
more than just "haha funny because it makes no sense"
I'm catching up on stuff now that I have most of it unlocked
really, really enjoying the story
this funny meme, it has context and requires no lore
come for to love ru
Not what I said, but agree to disagree.
stayed for the waifus
AL story is quite boring ngl. just that the art representing it is quite epic
That's one of the unfunniest Star Rail memes I've seen but let's agree to disagree
I'm enjoying it
Too convoluted
AL's story has potential
but
memphis have all the talk
And it still requires lore
everything is just so disjointed
i only read the end part
it feels like someone just tried smash together a bunch of unrelated arcs and call it lore
without trying to connect them
AL's story is happening on too many fronts to make much sense of it... for now. we'll see. maybe. we did have a few things that finally had a conclusion, so at least it's going somewhere
what about this meme
the thing is, a multifronted story isn't the problem

also how i am supposed to enjoy a story if there is nothing to think about and connect
lyrene is beautiful
what it needs is to be connected
the problem is the devs aren't connecting any of the lore
so it seems like it's a collection of fan fics compiled together
and called "lore"
You started something , now eepy is about to dump the unfunniest HSR memes here to prove a point
i still dont know where bismarc's ghidoran comes from, and she said it can sucks out the cubes, eat them and purify the metamorphosis
but we're hard pressed to get any actual lore or worldbuilding
because of the fanbase
Do. Your. Worst.
lyrene era reddit was real fun
this is one of those things where the devs aren't the only ones to blame
you guys wouldn't understand
we not trying to understand u either
the fanbase not caring about the soul and only about the appearance

is also largely to blame
speaking of truth my man, fr fr
we can always complain about AL having shit gameplay and being too lewd
as we do
but it's not just the devs
it's the stupid fanbase
Howe has best soul
MAMAGI
like, the devs tried

what is this? smash, next
santa fe
Is that...a miner?
hmm
no, it's santa fe
Sante fe what? 
just be glad en is a minority cuz sheeesh, devs care most about cn which is nice to some extent
i know, just leave it be
CN is the one that cares about the lore?
Holy shit
i doubt
It’s Gobbla
cute?
hahahahhhahhah joke of the day
i am looking forward to the next event story anyways since it seems like it'll tie up at least some things 
What lore
i know it's only a minority that cares about that lore
and that minority is mostly in EN
not in CN
speaking of cute
LOOK WHAT ARRIVED
lemme tell u what CN likes the most -- finding loophole and make complains
Mmmm?
70% are third world nationalist gooners
Lore from frieren?
dont they get married and have kids?
30% are normal gooners
Lmao
and maybe 5% of the normal gooners care about lore
and JP really just doesn't care
they just want good QOL
they get married, but no kids
and this book is just a lookbook of art
heckin. hawt. af
o
premium yuri
the biggest problem with EN fanbases the the global reach lol
that's where you get the third world nationalists and grown men calling themselves 'boys'
crawl into the woodwork

sorry to say but, i played H game once before, and it has much more connection than AL
projecting
that's an unfortunate truth
????
many H games have a better story
what are we connecting?
i'm singling out a specific region
whats the H game
but anyway
just say uma gng
One of the most iconic Yuri couples 
i mean japanese games also tend to actuallly care about lore
i dont think he means hoss game
and well, uma lore is based on the real horse lore
saving myself from the cliff ye
sure, they take liberities
with like humanizing the personalities
but yeah, uma lore = romanticized real horse lore
TICK
wao, bro the sauce
uh that's militina
the sauce is Mites herself
a VR avatar
TICK IS A SHE?
uma hides that hoss was euthanized
herself? 
it's an avatar meant for VR Chat
YOURE A GIRL?
another one of us yay:9
u can nything in internet
i'm in the JP/CN/KR/TW VR social community
Too many girls
cute
yeah I'm a girl I'm literally kashino trust
10/10
that's the default avatar though
WOAHHH
ah the nega coffe girl
finally peak
i'm more of a shinano fan myself
water balloon detacted 
i have a customized shinano avatar
?
what a kind looking nanny
but VR avatar shinano
shia the seeds or shia the sect? 😭
she look scary
shia the sect
damn how that works
the fact I don't get to wake up like this every morning
or wake someone up like this
is a crime
this character real beaut
HA HA HA HA HA
samesame
the uncle is the true successor of muhammadjesus
remember the hat too
not the son of muhamjesus
yeah bro im out

that's what happens when i need to make lore on the spot
yoink
i have this skin, unfortunately
where can i buy that net? such good quality and it doesnt break
from scam cat
temu
ah yes akashi tits

nudian
?
big hat 
Okay. The position is a little weird to me but she looks cute sleeping
hmm
DOLOS art
ミルティナは、小柄ながらも魅力的なスタイルを持つ牛メイドです。
今回では、「可愛」と「セクシー」のバランスを追求しました。
表情や体型には多くの調整オプションがあり、自分好みのスタイルを自由に作り上げることができます。
購入...
smash
she's adorable in every way
one of my favs
i really want a hammock supposedly they are comfy asf
while sleeping
She would look great as a mother of 2 (Minimum)
you forgot a 0


Why picture not loadin?
discord being discord
I cant fuckin see Trafalgar
tell me you have death wish without telling me you have a death wish
Ah now i see

Hmm
hmm
Big booba

This is haram? 
time to sleep

good night all
Nope
Mmmm , Booba
Imagine how soft they would feel

in my experience, they are
I did not know she existed untill now.

Asama huh?
Reminds me of
Never heard of her


Who is this
i forgot if this is a skin
Washington
Ah
She was in the fucking Hakuhou event
Oh nice, I can get Wichita M now
That looks like a fusion of the Queen of Hearts and Sally Whitemane 
PLEASE VOTE FOR GUAM!!!
Life goals

Trust me
but Guam is basically already guaranteed to pass this round (and guaranteed to not reach top10), voting for her now would be pointless :V
Guam mentioned
Aw man... 
Spider? Or headcrab? 
pickled herring
Coconut crab
Might or might not have eaten Amelia Earhart
Yeah yeah i see. 
Very common on Guam
Is it called that because you need bullets the size of a coconut to kill it? /s 
they can actually eat coconuts
Fresh green ones with the husk still on
Crack em open like a walnut
Jesus...
that guam she's is freaking beautiful what the hell... 
I love her eyes... 

Eh
Or sad for you idk

I'm going send to Karin kagami
Feel like world of tank mechanic
Shout out to michael tsarouhas. 
when is enterprise II reveal
This is goat.
Soon™
reminds me of that scene from one anime where a dude gathers from the power of virgins like a fucking saiyan
Hmmm, why do that
Hol on, we getting a playable siren or something?
cat
Me gathering copium for missouri
Amen
when is the event livestream
In few day
2-3 day
I think Monday or something
17th iirc
That possible too
i'm gonna touch you
funny how AL EN facebook acc got ban
Hmm
memlon
ai icky
can you confirm that the artist is in fact human?
did you get a dna test?
The hell did I return to? 
Stabbin’s

Did you get a piece for me?
Starving rn


Pin just started a Galactic war if not hooman
LiveStream 12/17 (Wed) MafiaKajita 
Third time this month
New record
and cn strim on the 15th 

guess I have to marry the alien girl and become the ruler of the galaxy to keep the peace, oh well
Are you a klutz as well, perhaps?
I am now
Oh no
3rd time in a month, at least you consistent
hmm
And LiveStream CN BiliBili 15th 
nice
Formidable retro come on 🙏🏻
I ripped a fat nasty biohazard fart inside my Modern Physics class
Deadass
It gave people in a 3 meter radius Damage Over Time
Like a poison
Ffs 
I would rather die then sit through that embarrassment
Best part was
Should have done it over a radiator for maximum effeciency
Respawn to witness it
With a Capital S
Ah look at the time
Time to sleep in between Pairs of boobs
Also Takagi
Why Ibuki
Why not Nurn

Hello
Not very useful
shut it circle
K back to work bye
by by circle
My wife
Wait I think I’m confusing you with pin
Pin loves Nurn
I thought you were pin

red names are all the same

Brain must be burnt out again
all... red
Ah damn time to sleep and let it recharge nefore my AuDH burns it out
Sweep well
my
his name is clothing
Yellow snowstorm
Yes my pixel wife
takagi is scary mod#1
HEY
There’s literally nothing scary about me
OH LOOK
I’m one of the more passive admins
He’s one of the chiller ones
Guessing it doesn't taste like lemon snow
u r?
some people like them like that
Only one I’d consider scary is Fluvee
She’s more prone to uh
Impulsive emotions

i forgot who scary mod#1 was'
Freddy
dont shout I can read you fine
And there aren’t any boobs at the moment
Reserve the shouting for when hot sexy women appear
Yay mama
Just gotta look hard enough


He’s got a license for stabbin

Yay
I now go to sleep with Implappa’s boobies in my face now
Man
I love hot sexy women
I’m surprised UvH is top 5 ngl
she did just get an oath skin
Even more surprised Meck is top 15. I rarely see anyone bring her up.
True true
Bros really love a brick
Helldiver?
What
Hmm
Enty is the representative for this year's EN poll it would seem.
If you look at other servers you'l notice they also kind of have a respective "national" representative at the top 3 last I checked
i think some communities not here on the discord must be banding together for some boats
we also cant see amount of votes though so maybe they just dont have that many and most votes are pooled in like the top 3
I don't think it's that deep
it's just a popularity vote
i also put like 100 votes into bache and she rose like 6 places
i mean they do it in china
few votes increasing a ship's position just means most votes are centered around very few ships
china always has the token chinese boat they vote for
yeah this year seems to be Chang Feng
good evening
As one of my favorites, I'm happy she's liked somewhere at least, but I can't shake the feeling it's just the "chinese boat tax" lol
hmm
whats up losers, its yo boi
MOUSE
I definitely not spend all my vote for Enty 
or, and this might be shocking
Chinese shipgirls are gonna be popular in China
the lot of em are baddies
Rat 
Nah,that false 
pff popular for their nationality and not their stellar personality
how shallow
i mean they did it in like season 1 of the vote
chinese people got mad that a chinese boat wasnt voted for so they all banded together
and suddenly yat sen had like 10x the votes of any other ship
cn community is very weird
I think we don't even have a CN boat particularly high on our side until Harbin
CN is weird
and idk where she sits at atm
so cheating
china can't get l2d+ skins
it is often a good idea to jump on any nationalist bandwagon in china, the party approves of that shit
i wont call it that
but she did have like 21 million votes and the next ship in line have like 3
I mean, if you're familliar with their culture you'd know they don't see it as "cheating"
yeah
just getting good
advantage by any means


ultimately Chang Feng will have a hollow placement; the real winner will be Alsace imo
top3 on all 3
and then they get into competitive overseas universities and get kicked out because it turns out those actually have academic standards
the real winner will be bache
can Bache make it past the qualifiers?
u mean they cant use bribery on the officials to get good grades 
they still try though, and try to play the race card when they fail
i wouldnt put it past chinese players to use an account on every server to vote
tbh
its kinda funny that they have wars between "rival" gachas and report them to the government to try to get the rival banned
Don't they Successful tho
now that I think about it, Chang Feng was an event limited ship from the start of the year, she's not even readily accessible, how many of them voting for her even have her?
Did this happen with any of their previous DE winners too?
yeah it actually works
lots of chinese export business start out making quality products, they start cutting corners once they've secured their clients because as long as the product looks fine, it's good enough
except that it doesn't really work that way in the real world
Yeah that still insane

yuudachi and akagi kaga etc all got removed back then
Isn't it the voice only?
they couldnt drop either i think
and once you're at the point where you have to pay someone to test materials to make sure it's actually made to spec you find another supplier
no fox mines
The only upside of that problem 
fox mines is a rite of passage
Too many red skills
Oh yeah
giving 'serious' shipgirls the exact same dorm voiceline as other shipgirls is criminal
i open dorm, bismarck zwei shows up and says "Commander~!..♡ There's nothing to eaaatt..."
can we fix that?? it's damaging to the plotline
you're not yourself when you're hungry

you have a point
I need more save..
THERE'S
A WHOLE FILTER FOR SKILL LEVELS??
IVE BEEN CHECKING THEM MANUALLY
EACH ONE

filter? are there skill levels besides 1 and 10?
the plot is you're starving them
for shame!
It's been there since early game 
is that wiki lol
I remember seeing this but I’m pretty sure it’s outdated
Even if it's outdated,there no way blue skill can overtake red


I use it to look at affinity
yeah no way Blue gets even close to Red number
there was a point where they just didn't add yellow or blue unless it was a ship with 3 skills
At one point I ran out of blue skills
Drawback of a universal line
now we just get yugioh card skills that are 10 sentences long with a scroll bar
Mfs will look at this and say "we need more absurdly huge booba"
give sakawa her fair shake too ffs
If noshiros gonna get love, send more to sakawa
we need more big booba
but big booba = sell more, right 
what would she even shake?
Too literal
Raffa skills
Doesnt need to be that way
Do they want huge booba with absolutely no context?
Or is it the scenery
The context of the art
The setup for secs that mfs really need
I want a single boob
looking at the recent shipgirls and events...
I think the answer is "yes"
Someone pick some vanguard ships and some backline ships and I’ll level them
Vanguard
Then they need to be criticized for it
bache
DAL collab fleet
Already done
in the sense that manjuu thinks thats all they want
Kursk
So they need to prove they are open to other options
bache
bold of you to think Manjuu doesn't want that too
if it sells they'll do it. and while at it they also dodge any issue they might have due to releasing smaller shipgirls
Before dal in tempesta
Royal james was smallest of the lineup
shes the purple and nobody really cares about purple
So she cant use the gameplay -> popularity ouroboros
Pick some other ships 
Oh no i dont need lolis
Think about jade
problem is, at least in my eyes, most of the recent designs start to mix together and lose uniqueness
false
Do they think jade is a loli?
idc about lolis or mommies, I just want variety

Takagi loves bache confirmed
Im gonna get her to 70 with exp books
Im sure shes not
some people who play this game are that delusional
Meeeh todays pulls were not really good at least i got her
everything is big now, big BBs, big DDs even big SSs
my point is i have serious questions for manjuu's AL staff if the they themselves think JADE is a loli
Pick a DAL ship then
kotori
she's nearly flat so she might as well be
the fuck you on about
post-retro Uni got bigger than hers
Just missing 3 more
Is anyone here the kind of person that kotori's swimsuit skin is aimed at
absolutely, merely poking fun at the current direction the game's taken with their chest sizes
Hmm i'm not a hardcore AZ player so i wouldn't know
but my headcanon is the bigger the bobba the bigger the damage
genius
“Nearly flat”
Kashino must be a powerhouse then
Bruh
How long uve been playing for
Around half a week if i'm not mistaken
That's why she can't attack, bc it'd be too op otherwise
There has been so much that changed in azur lane idk where to start
Hottie
once again, not a serious comment, just a comparison to most of the recent shipgirls, she "might as well be considered flat"
I remember its roots in following kancolles shadows
so real
oh i see
I remember when its approach to fanservice was more uh "well rounded"
variety
ikr? Prinz Eugen was a lucky pull too
Like im sure that the lewdness truly started hitting big time with alsace and mogador last year
I remember 2020
Shipgirl default design used to be more "serious" generally
insofar as you dont have to stretch suspension of disbelief as far as now to picture them in a serious cg
yes azur lane has a surprisingly serious story
there was an incident with a certain KGV-class shipgirl that may have also influenced their decision to go all in on the big booba as well
Yes anson
as for more serious outfits, i believe Fritz was the last "more serious" military outfit we got? could be wrong
it wasnt that she was simply recycled, it was that they chose
loli
Absolutely unserious
Based on cherino
Nobody likes cherino
They always say Sex sells
I agree but discipline is key
yes I meant her, but didn't know if we're allowed to mention it on here
they are Asians they will always do that
there's classy sexy and whatever they've been doing recently
even the Heroine on the current Anime i watch has big Bazookas
To be specific, my fave kinds of default is the ones where you dont get TOO many dirty looks (beyond run of the mill anime fanservice)
some designs use leotards
I dislike those
must be a day that ends in y
'boobs too big' is the topic again
hope y'all don't have steaks that are too juicy either
Oh are you a new AL player? If so welcome! Based kurumi enjoyer
Yeah pretty new started around a week or so
Also thank ya
I feel like i shoulda bought noshiros onsen skin too even tho idgaf about her normally
when the DAL event was on i had around 2 days or so to get Kurumi
i grinded her the hell out to get her permanently
For skins i deliberately didnt buy
i skipped pearls for example
AL's Subreddit was hit by the R18+ mark.
Good
Given at certain skins and stuff it wouldn't surprise me
and Lolis having ....certain skins too
Lolis was always my least favourite thing about AL
Back
some lolis do have some questionable skins
i am open to petite ships but i dont like full on lolis
i retire every mutsuki or kisaragi i get
don't understand how they got approved
Waterkuma drew bache
Every gacha must have a loli
You know waterkuma
not really
I don’t
i like petite too don't have anything against that but when it's about Lolis? nahhh the hell when i got some loli shipgirls i was even feeling sick lol
You will be happy with with your Taihou-chan
I like petite as well, but they have to be actual adults in terms of personality and mostly it's on the cute side, not whatever they do with some of them :/
don't have that Shipgirl
For an example of where i draw the line myself
i like cooper
i prefer the laffey skins that make her look taller instead of shorter (idc about laffey in general)
Le hardi default looks a tad too short and i wish she was drawn just a smidge or two taller and with rounder chest, she was sooo close
always yeet the lolis
retire for medals or use as enhancement fodder
The only right way to do
unpopular opinion or not I believe the Mutsuki class ships probably should not exist in their current artwork and personality iteration in a game like this
Where does Shimakaze fall?
An artifact of when azur lane was more all rounder with fanservice
Shima falls on the teenager personally
And players didnt feel obligated to lewd everyone
Personally think the mutsukis are the least offensive out there so long as you don’t oath them.
That argument would be more relevant in 2018
petite but her personality tend to display the recklessness of a teenager with the sense of duty that a child doesn't display
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anchorage is 34th? at shes somewhat popular

