#al-general
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Which is sad
It is what it is
just do opsi and you get purple mats
Is there any way to grind royal navy specific gear instead of relying on gear lab
You can grind gears from a certain faction?
I’m asking because I’m trying to grind Neptune’s combat data and I thought it would be better to grind for gear that can outfit the fleet
You won't need to grind for purple mats
i dont remember buying this freaky ahh skin🥀
Yes but I don’t know the levels
If you just play opsi
You'll have more of the stuff than you know what to do with
No, and why would you need RN specific gear
There's not that many faction gear dependent ships
Nah They are normal size. Me being desentisized
That is a understatement so I can do higher mission runs instead of anything below six
Corrosion 6 is a waste of AP
Do Corrosion 5
Can you give some purple chest for me
Hot
She is wearing a titanium bra to keep that mass in
Then in her Kimono she finally lets her boobies breathe

Ok but I was trying to do regular campaign runs to because its easier for combat data
Sure? Go ahead?
bruh don't grind low level campaign for gear
I wasn’t grinding for gear but combat data for research ships because I’m way behind on that
I’m still in pr1
Wat is that
Gear lab priority
Look like am don't understand it
gearlab tier list?
Why first girl look similar hmmmmm
that Shima looks the most different vibe than her og
Ah, ty for the fyi
art is so diff
Implacable - Bismarck - Enterprise - Jeanbart
FDG - Hood - Shimakaze - UVH
Why she so short (if look from eye)
there is no indication that is 1;1 scale pic eh?
Man, enty is short
Enty 1:1 would be 233 meter or something

woman-sihoulette is 165cm , man is 170cm
and not to mention Unicron 

Baddies
WOH
Damn
where is Desuland, only her plushie there
@cinder lintel @ivory bridge blessing your day with this
you're welcome
Busy playing outside with spee
Huh
or her dress ruined by Georgy-beam
Ill get her a new one

Blessing our day with what?

Bro changed gender and race and hair color
nube
beyond Nubian, there's Grozny
cleopatra better
groz sauna
fake weight

it's all rubber

Wait, I just realized after all these years, is that the japanese victory pose meme?
The really old one
I forgot the name of the meme

Nice art
Okay

Nani baby albacore?
ahh zilf babys those are old
Oh zilf that guy always post emote baby it getting to old
it's an attack on Yamais
she had experienced "life-exercisng" with Rossiya in 1998 and 2002
what did i just read

AoT op1 but misheard lyrics
LOL
at least it's Yamai, not Ya🅱️ ai
THAT ONE
H o t h o t h o t
Having seggs with the bees and the eagles

bees are evil

but without bees, there would be no honey 
my tentacles squirm when i always see that

Not the Sirens
The legendary double glaze
Never give up! VOTE
My god
Tomboy , mommy milkers , wife , wife , wife , Mother Milkies , wife , Child , wife
Jesus , benching your own weight is nuts
I- I- , mommy?
MOMMY RITA
AWOOGAASAAAAAAA
Grozny probably wrestled with her large bear as free time
Ah yes, another new rules in subreddit
people still go to al reddit? lol
Some people who didn't want to touch twitter or Discord or facebook still go there
reddit gooners in SHAMBLES
stopped using reddit for months life is so much better lol

basically, no more porn?

barely use reddit anyways
and cant be assed to log in (got logged out when I factory reset my phone)
@pastel oracle
Implacable lifesize tapestry
could count on 2 hands, number of time i access Reddit in a year
the Bremerton figure was more funny
大人気スマートフォンゲーム『アズールレーン』より、「ユニオン」に所属する重巡洋艦「ブレマートン」が1/1スケールの等身大胸像として登場!
ケッコン衣装・「幸せトラッキング」で魅せた、純白で美しいウェディングドレス姿のブレマートンを、他に...
she is
Hi, i was building Azur Lane map in my AL dorm. Am i missing anything?
I said it many times
wtf is that price
anyone who doesn't think all AL girls follow the JP / CN standard height for woman doesn't know shit
363k yen
95% of girls in AL are 165 or smaller
Where do you think ppl get their opinions from besides here
Silent majority doesnt make opinions in their own
as the only tall womans in the game are Shinano, FDG and mybe some more
Traf look pretty tall
Because of her art style
looks
Lusty also seems tall and when you look at her skin you realize she could barely measure 160 cm
something is inherently wrong if you have to go somewhere to "get an opinion"
To me "four head tall" upper body is tall
Trento looks pretty tall for a blue-rarity, by art
brb i dont have a opinion on that gotta find one
traf might be tall, I think she only looks tall
I would believe a character isnt tall if she's 7 heads tall
8 head tall = tall girl
I blame art style
most characters are 170 or lower
remember when the norm for mature anime woman was 7 head tall instead of 8
even if they might look tall because JP and CN devs will follow a standard of woman that fits them, even in hoyo games if you look at it most woman do follow this standard
problem is in genshin our protagonist is small af

am i too old for this? since when were people measured in heads tall to begin with.... sounds like an unnessesary american way of measuring shit

it is
the head does adapt to the body
Art style leaves an impression on you
so a small woman with just a large torso might still be 150 cm
Imo 2d anime rules arent 1:1 with irl
also we can't really use that in anime, in the case of traf her personality and looks say she is prob tall

each artist may has slighlty different head-to-body ratio too
unless it's One Piece, with unrestricted body ratio and height

I-13 clearly looks, no clearly is loli in her cruise skin
Gouden Leeuw is prob instead smaller than you think
head size is big part of that
I have seen enough elf seggs to know she is not tall
Ngl that head is stupid small
desu yo ne
mommies in anime go like this
massively tall
small but super sexy
there's no in between
You'll scare EN
hahhaha
she is not a mommy?
Meanwhile back then:

ever wonder if his dad is oversea or life sentenced
some ppl do need to know the difference between a mommy and a onee-san type
fake

Post Konata’s mom.

then there's Masamune-kun's aunt.....


reverse aging is a terrifying thought
like imagine u like. manifest into reality as an ancient relic on a deathbed
and as u "age" you become younger
and eventually grow too small you fade back out of existence
????
i remember a movie with mc suffering that
Faust yippee
Ultimate Sorcery: De-aging Magic
ofc he in his 50 is a handsome lech , like university-youth figure
although his children "age normally"
should make a movie about a DnD sidequest villain me and by brother made
the insane serial polymorpher coral wizard
Lymes outfit looks like its only good for sex
Just push the leotard bottom to the side
her default or her skin?
and in azur lane we know which one itll be
iirc, her default sp-touch , she claims that her suit ain't easily stripped (Lyme)
I swear manjuu if the UR is any random paper ship I'm gonna make sure you all stop doing that shit one way or another
Thats why i said push her leotard bottom to the side
sounds dejavu
Technically not stripping her
I'm 100% sure that instead of a new Iowa class or something good the UR will be a random ass ship no one cares about
Bon homme richard
that could apply to any swimsuit or pantsu , skin or default
I love Elf Milf 
Lexington 2 sounds even better than any cringe paper ship forgotten since 1931
to cuck ppl out of lexington ii
Real my BROTHA
you mean you don't want a UR of the 6th ship of the Gearing class ?? smh my head
My overall point being lymes outfit is equivalent to a woman just strutting around with her panties out for everyone to see
I going to jinxed it 
Like I said before, they could do USS Hawaii, the 98% completed ship of the Alaska class that was then scrapped
It will be a loli UR 

Whom
funny that she's a navy sails, not pirate
Just so they can delay USS Alaska and USS Iowa for longer
she's HMS Lyme
And release USS Lexi 2 and some other Essexes
would be funny to get Midway
would be good
ngl
going back to our origins
would be funnier to heard "Midway is Mid"
back to the old AL
The more loli she is, the more powerful she will be 

How loli we talkin
nah I rather she be a petite
mutsuki? Laffey in her bigger skins?
like Malin
Nugget level 
Inb4 listless lapin specifically
there's 2 lils that surpass 60k tons, Lil-fdg and Shinano-chan
The least loli looking le malin skin
Musashi has consistently stayed at the top of the board the whole time
Anyway a petite ur in the vein of suzutsuki would be rad
Y'all must really really really like her huh
shit shinano was 60 tons? I thought CV's weren't that heavy
Power of boobs 
I don't
Shinano is 63k tons
I'm voting Napoli
and I don't care
I've dumped everything into Sheffy
I wasted my ballots on cooper
Now im tryna use my dailies to push suzutsuki
Hakuhou is 56k tons
what I'm surprised is that Mogador is not top 10
Epic
She fell from 96 to 112 tho😭
I'm surprised japan could even afford to build her 
may be ppl cringed from her sweaty-smogger than her thicc and horny
for something not a BB that is

eh not really
Hm
at this point , Z52 is safer and saner option for DD than Mog
Traf is support-dps
Hm
Her feet look ugly 
their personality too
Hm
that's why i included "saner"
Nah I can see the vision
Elf Milf in top 10 
I need Z52, I have traffy and laffey alrqady, imagine if I had these 3 dd's as my van. FUCKIGN E SPORTS!!!!! ESPORTS!!!!
God, I want to lick Elf Milf feet so bad
Milfs should stay on top

ew
anyways
Hm
Elf Milf oath skin when 
Soon
I kinda want to get BB kaga so I can use akagi again
I want Sheffield to step on me
Two kaga two enty
And I want Richelieu to suffocate me with her thighs
Lol
you need a ladder
I would oath a HMS ship but I don't want to wake up to beans and dry bread everyday
I wanna oath lion
Monarch, baby girl, I need my rice

man but that's not funny if you put it like that I can't doxx you by your time zone
Embrace the beans then embrace Sheffield after
What?
No lion should marry me instead
And slap riche booty on the way out
you are a eSports player?
Fr
I'm a whole diffrent dog
damn bro is an eSports player
360 no scope? got that shit on lock down
What games do you competitively play
Cs2
And the time of my message is correspondant to your timezone mwahahahahaha
⃟ —
What else
Rank?
I once tried c ops
I haven't played in a year lol
Match
man bro's profile looks so weird
All time high?
i am a void playing this shipgirl game
Interesting profile I can't see it
like top 100 one time
ts not tuff
but I gave up after
Fr
I like playing games but I get bored fast
Same
i play a creative-sandbox game outside gachas atm
Minecraft?
Ong bruh, I used to be a degenerate gamer but now I struggle to even have 2 hour long sessions
used to be, now is NoManSky
ew not Entertrash getting top 3 again
Lmao you and I? kindred spirts
I got games which focus on minimising times on circuits so I always find a way to continue
peak unemployment
ew I have to vote now another thing to make sure that boring trash doesn't win the vote
fucking disgusting
@mossy rampart I like your style, want to fren?
Wait for the finals
Man I used to play Rust or MC for 14 hours straight
Qualifiers are uhhhhhh
uncertain
And complete waste of ballots
Hoard all of them
my peak minecrafting was like 2-3 years ago
I sit down now and I just feel bored after 30 minutes or less
I put all my trickets into spence
Sure
she hard carried me in the fox mines
WASTED
I thought gmod
Yee I made another fren teehee
Bro I played so much in COVID
wanna fren on little enty?
Real
do you remember who suggested you the shinano skin
is she Belfast's sister?
Same with War Thunder, I played an UNHOLY amount in lockdown
remember when Genshit debutted during peak-Covid? 
yeah it exploded in both good and bad ways
Name no but if I see the Chad again I'm high fiving them
Sure
less goooo
Well you can do it right now
no, that's edinburgh
from "almost no-name indie-game-developer".....

Wait is it you?
search up
my uid is 407165981 hit me up @mossy rampart
to a money printing MACHINE
MY BROTHER
to a forefront of Chinese-gaming-industry, with a stock on a Nuclear Power Plant
Holy fck it's -9 degress here
FREEZE THE WATER
After this sortie I'll run it up
Thats warm
FREEZE THE WATER
Who up in -30°c
It feels like It will
LET THE PIPES EXPLODE BABY
Big sis
Holy shit I read Dido very fucking different
let me gg her rq
Only played critical ops eSports
One with the L right
I don't wanna play any

current boss fleet, once I get shina and musa's levels up it's FUCKING E SPORTS!!!!!
Why are you hiding you're face
Yes indeed
LION ZWEI ALSACE
bruh, Hermione had multiple versions lol
PEAK
Coop battles
idk who is her sister lel
Based Portland user
one is Leander, one is Dido ...
I got alsace on my account
Dido-Class. Sirius, Charybdis, Scylla
World of warships
Dido, of course
Lol, she's my best tank i got so far
For 50 sextillion you can buy it from me (this is a joke)
Congrats for being lucky enough last year
You probably don't want to see my collection %
no way account selling????!?!?!?!!?!?!
ban this guy

Fr
Charybdis, best Maid
There's a version of frigate to

I'm waiting on Eldridge to be back in shop
Charybdis ear cleaning 
????Elderige can be tank?....fuucccck I got her but she's very underleveled
Eldridge is meta now
btw, Hermione looks good
Like top tier meta
new wife added to my dock
Hm
I think I got told somewhere that she's like the best tank in game
The right one is bois belleau?
lol
I think
what who this?
Is this the new ship
no lol it's a new skin teaser WTF
Oh skin
Oh
since when does Boise have the cat hands
Oh wait this is ONE skin

also Boise ears aren't patched
that blue hair
and she doesn't have fishnet thighs
Look like Regensburg
also no
but her hair is not that blue lel
Yeah probably not
Blue ish
man it's a teaser for something of the new event
it's most likely a Eagle Union girl prob one of the UR
Oh
it has blue hair so my copium is Iowa class
I almost bought the Janus cat girl skin but the art just didn't look right to me
Does that mean the new ship will be a bunny girl
implications are all over the place
HUNT ALL THE BLUE HAIRED
nope
include Janus?
can i have the source?
it can fuck?
Hm

duh
Lil enty?
I litteraly just accepted lmao
No shit, you to? wanna fren?
Lmao
I really have account on every server so sure

oh my how lewd
LES GOOO
Ye
Gimme I'd imma add when u get in game
It's kinda in my roles
Lil enty the server of new players
Uh huh
407165981
Bet
The Dido-Class has many good looking Ships indeed
Mecks the only one here im sure of

Blue might be constellation, neptune, or suzunami
considering it's a teasing for the new event it's likely not even a girl in game
but a new one
Yeah
The first skin
right out of the gates
For the new one
because there isn't a significant cyan haired girl in eagle union
they all maid, aren't they?
obviously
wasn't there's a year when it was "winter-swimsuit"?
Fritz had a bunny skin?
Yorktown2 was bunny?
UvH was bunny?
December is either IB or Eagle depending on who had the last December and the skin theme is bunny
2022
this has been happening for 3 years already
the bunny
Pit said "every single year", so I proved him wrong
nope but the pattern has been happening for 3 consecutive years at this point
also I made it clear from now on

the IB / Eagle pattern is even older than the bunny girl one
he probably meant "from now on, every single year"

not every single year in the past
bunny yorktown meta you say

So you literally didn't prove him wrong at all

you made your different point
Which is correct but doesn't counter his point at all

No no he's got a point
The point: https://x.com/s_hadmiral/status/1997790595872690338?s=46&t=LuxN6X2ATmKrsPJbaaIaZQ
Why isn't Laffey in this voting event? Is it because she's already won?
Yes
Morni
Hello
Hi
How are you all doing?
The undisputed goat of healing
So adorably cute
By the way, when I left, they told me my leg would recover closer to the New Year. I'm happy, but at the same time, I'm not surprised; it's been six months.
Hm
We luck CommBank App don't allow screen shots
Id low key drop my ship girl savings
Just like shinano one pls
any experienced player over here
Sometimes things take time.
Amd happy that your recovery is going well

Lewd!
Wut happen to em
Haha, you're right. Thanks for the support. 
@plush marsh
I think all milfs should get at least one bunny skin 
so december skin is bunny girl again?
I broke my leg half a Half a year because of the stairs.
Recovery ti bodily injuries isn't fast, took me bout 4 months to get full or as much control back in my middle and pointer finger as the reconstruction would allow
YES IT IS
It's been 17 years since I broke my right hand
sighs
WE LOVE BUNNY GIRLS
It's fully recovered now
I think all the milfs should be kissed
even Laffey got one so yeah, why not?
Yes we do.

Did you know emden is the daughter of gouden leeuw
I love bunnies
I even cosplayed bunni before
Oh, okay, guys, I need to go to my procedures. Have a nice day, everyone.

goodluck
Thank you, you too
eating glue after gluing
sms emden
Good luck chief
Tat was missclick 
Proof or didn't happen
On my gallery
Good evening guys
Another reason to get her
Evening
Emden is like seele
show me the proof
Emden or gouden?
Selector? OFC FUCKIN GOUDEN
I'll think
Proof or didn't happen 🗿
Figured

i didnt ask u ._. ofc gouden is mommy but what's the point in getting her again if you already have her ._.
wow, chap 13 is easier then i thought. havent progress campaign for a long time
How about irl imagine three of her copies stay with you in one bed


Please
Nice

Today I dreamt that someone was playing azur lane on a school camp session on a TV with a controller and everyone was seeing him including me
bro was fucking level 90

had the ultimate lion alsace zwei lineup
What he was doin
sortying, pulling
bro got to w15

How do you turn on subtitles
😡
bro is french ships enjoyer?
I love French and British boats
Marseillaise is good imo
Got this fuck on my first 10 pull on her banner
Bro I played AL in public
Dang
With sound
Job wifi speed goes hard
And full brightness
Nice
me too... what?
Lucky you
What did people say

Piggy love being stepped on by French ships 
she looks lovely 
lucky? did people crash out over not getting her
I agree, she's pretty
I love cuddling more
Gouden.
I already have Emden. She needs her mother.
If my commissions or research is done I'm hoping on
Soft, affectionate, lovey-dovey cuddling
Granted im not at work that is
With all my Angels of the Iris

ah yes, and by mother-daughter I mean the VAs and the VA of gouden is 60+ yo
BOTH
Fucking based
be greedy
I didnt ask you though???????
Also, imo, Priority ships should be like META ships.
They should have their own port and not take space in the normal port
Oh
Awww
BOTH
My tweet been exploding
AND THING IS I CANT EVEN RETIRE THEM
Why would you want to retire them!?
SO THEY JUST TAKE UP SPACE IN MY DOCK FOR NOTHING
Usually eye brows raises but them commissions gotta get sent out regardless
Good girls
Medals. I crave them.
Yes, a goodwill port call
You had to spend literal days if not months to get them, and you want to retire them!??
XD
Increase dock size
Wish i could go see it in person
I don't spend them lol
Medals, nyx. Medals.
But i'm neither near Kure nor Yokosuka
I wish to see George Averoff in person..
It is shit, they could have gone with the VLS option for AAM but they decide to cheap out and get Palma CIWS instead
I SPENT THEM ON CORESSSSSS
I NEED A FUCKING BULIN
Wait
I hate the fact that our Frigate have shittier AA capability than a fucking Russian corvette
Yes
Mwah
I NEED TO MLB MY WHITEHOU
Does Vietnam operate any other ships with VLS
AHHHHHHH
No
Finding fellow cuddle enjoyers seems rare these days
If not i could understand why
VPN and PAVN refuse to buy Tor or any modern Russian AA system right until the sanctions so even if they want to, they can't anymore
elo pig
You can just buy idk French or Israeli ones, i thought sanctions against Vietnam was lifted
These look sexy
Hi pit
VPNs
For as big as a boob loving degenerate I am, I still love warm, tight, loving cuddles more
Richies
We could have it good and have VLS frigate but no, old fossils in High Command want it cheap
nice
Wonder who would say no to that art
I have 6276 medals.
And 1729 cubes
Maybe i should pay my local animate a visit
See if they have this
teaser looks interesting
okvro I'm pissed at your medal count
Cubes I don't care
Since I still get whatever I pull
Bunny girl skins
Devs are hornier than the players
Without saving
Not my thing
My point is that in light of the push for comically big boobs and literally panties for outfits, i wonder if the people those designs are targeted at even care for the richelieu class
Unless Napoli
If only, we supposed to buy SIGMA frigate but deal gone through bc top brass don't want to pay that much and decided to cheap out by buy 2 new Russian frigate, right before 2022 happened
the WHAT frigate
I don't know how it got so big!

My favourite class in game.
get used to it, we got 3 consecutive years of bunny girls so looks like all December events will be bunny and will change between IB and Eagle Union
SIGMA, quite good design from the Dutch
I WILL RETIRE YOU BITCH
Bondage bunny ears and fish nets
What a meal

||right up there with USS Gyatt||
Soyuz 2
Lmao
But hey, those Gepard frigate combine with Molniya corvette meant that VPN have the best missile strike capability in the region.
At least let me choose the Shipgirl I'm retiring for!
All Kh-35 right?
Yes and all can be build locally
Those Molniya might have shit AA defense but 16 Kh-35 is nothing to be sneeze at
you know what nevermind I don't care about medals either I should rather wait
Lately I've been feeling so kawaii does anyone else relate
Went out for some monjayaki with friends
i rather feel so sigma
You should be petted
Ew, slop
Y'all are adorable and kissable
If it bothers you all here are some icecream
Ga-
Honestly they're almost like pancake at that point
spicy icecream
Makes me wanna clean it..
Sounds like someone wants a kiss
Oh we cleaned it alright
i would rather lick the whole entire surface
On the left is actually strawberry
You will die
It would be worth it
Strawberry is amazing
agree
Ys
The bacterias love you! 
That just looks like you are staining a cooking pan with cheese for no reason

Raiden and Dido could probably relates
2021 december was uvh right
i would rather have Acheron on my kitchen
yep
Speaking off, I actually had a dream where she just appeared on my closet for no reason
2 year eagle union after
if she could ever find a kitchen
so next year eagle union too
Maybe
but late 2027 it's again IB
Right now, the plot is steadily changing
Hmmm delicious
Basically, my parents went on vacation and my house expanded to like 10 meters long porch
And we almost like got two years in a row without Vanguard as Construction
Uhh
Last Vanguard from construction is Guam
Feed my Curiosity 

My brother invited his (oneiric) gf, and then randomly Acheron or some other appeared out of nowhere
so what
Yet again, skk is being told to take shelter at Camelot
In which he will take detour through his Main Office at PH
What?
In a bit
I remember the dream having a pink room where I could drag someone with me into the 'girlfriend's' room to increase relationship status, but when I tried to choose the gf, it showed NTR warnings. 
If you read the story, Helena META advises skk not to stay at Iris for a while. She told skk to head to Scapa Flow to stay at Camelot.
I don't read the story so doesn't matter
When?
This story? Or the last ones?
Story is useless as FUCK
Cuz I remember Skk left Iris already
i can feel sympathy for those who think the story is useless because it is so complicated to follow
lore comprehension paradox
Last event was Hakuhou and girls playing with fire and making magic tricks on a place never mentioned before on the Sakura empire.
To follow the story I need to backtrack 7 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS
You just need to know: sotry goes like ww2 until winter's crown where we fight sirens for the first time
I don't care
Story completely useless
Unlike event stories
Which give me 5 cubes
Then they do some ballooney and try to kick some ass and bubblegum and then blablabla, Amagi dead
ah yes
Next person who types will be kissed







