#al-general
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You quote it out of context
strange

OH BOY
Nice try
actually i'm committed to Oklahoma. Just making a suggestion for you
lowkey need horny nun squishy squishy tiddies
He doesn't know

special Maintenance tonight
no ty

my waif is kawakaze
BATMAN FEMBOY WITH THE PORKY WITH HAIRCUT
fucking goldship decided to throw Hopeless Stakes smh

special touch
hmm
i sentence you to 11 kids and 73 grandkids
umm
is this a good thing
@stark fox need second opinion
up to you
are you financially stable?


yes?
this would imply that kawakaze got snow pregnant with 11 kids
HEY
we're a family friendly server
freaky ahh chat
IDK man I got Horses to read
Hors
i saw that
hmm
CAUGHT U
Ice coob smh
U CANT ESCAPE
Shut 
family-making*
Food

shut up food
No u
no u
get in my drink
Portland does ask for it

get in my tummy
GOD, GOLSHI CANT STOP FUMBLING RACES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's Goldshi
Roll for cafe
i have no Kitasan
cafe out today yet?
Im saving for Kitasan
MY SHIRT IS STUCK TO MY COUCH
SOMEONE TAPED THE BACK OF THE COUCH
I CANT GET Up
ayo atago at 18
Lmao

first inspire no long S no Straigthaway spurt
I misclicked trying to quick finish 
wow. game is running complete ass right now, even after a reboot
I will end whoever commited this crime
now I will go unstick myself
by bydont melt
Your cylinder is stuck?

Where undo button? 
daaaamn even with video
nicely done
appreciated, but why vote for her even more, she's gonna win anyway, that's no fun lol
im a sheep
get her to 2nd, ofc
baa
@pseudo mica ^^^^^^^^
she isnt deserving of 3rd
shes supposed to be 1st
dont melt
Oklahoma #1
She's not going to be 1st when everyone is voting for musashi
Instead of wasting ur votes on alsace
From now on I think I might just spend all my gems on slots instantly so I can never misclick again 
Ppl all be like "oh im anti-loli ongod trust pls trust me i am morally incorrupted bro trust i am good citizen i hate loli" but then refuse to vote for the very character that is the antithesis to all lolis

mf gaslighting the moralists lol
voting for Kashino drives a point
nice try XD
robot & pirate > dog > cow
Shshshshshshhhh
depend if you would really follow ppl's voting-propaganda,
Nothing is a bigger flex than voting for the BIGGEST BOOBS IN AZUR LANE to flex against lolicons
I voted perseus 🦉
All I care are siren and meta propaganda
CN announced this a day or two ago, yeah
all my votes are for magdeburg
: good to hear
Hell yeah a free 30 bp out of the other 200
My votes go for Richie for as long as she survives in the poll
Yeah why tf is she not top 1 last poll?
Then i switch to Alsace
the day we get a robot pirate is the day the world will end
Meta vote for Akagi META probably
shes got my votes
She's the only meta rn that looks like SSR
she was too mysterious
I'm putting my votes to Jean Bart right now
after having helped Alsace get to 3rd
And also Akagi META is like voting for 3 shipgirls in 1 go
It's unfair
Yeah, i dumped the initial mission votes to Alsace
My dailies goes to Richie
blame manjuu for wanting crap meta designs
When u vote for Akagi META, you vote for Kaga and Amagi too

Most unfair META fight ever
How does other META win
Not even Kasumi meta can win cause kasumi meta is just like
8 unknown girls
Painleve cute
Hi
Painreliever
Does this mean no more nice and kind yorky…?
Hello 
Nobody knows
YorkyM has been npc for long too

yorktown meta ur!!!!!!
she is more quiet and cynic
She's not UR
I was gonna type something on google now I forgot
She's just SSR
Hate when that happens
Low IQ individual
I’m trying my best Okk?
Oh yea, didn't America also poke a hole in the Atlantic wall or something
We poked a hole in the atlantic wall with a giant needle
in the bottom of the ocean
to let some of the extra water flow out of the flat earth
for more land
those extra water is intended to be viscious black liquid called 


repost for those who just wanna watch the comic!
song used
Band of brothers suite 2
Credit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Mu66vlP1M
New jersey comic by Aruvhie
https://www.fiverr.com/aruvhie?source=gig_page
Voice actors:
Lavendermilktea
https://www.fiverr.com/lavendermilktea?source=gig_page
Haleyb297
https://www.fiverr.com/haleyb297?so...
does anyone have the starsea theme on youtube or something
that one that plays in the first cutscene of the memories in echo event
it used to play in events before this, usually in cutscenes related to the starsea or convos with metalena (stuff such as the galactic core (EN translation) and when metalena summons us to the mind space in previous events)
New Jersey: No
I only saw the thumbnail I do not know what the video is about
I love this comic tbh I wish we got more comics like it
But it’s kinda depressing
Harbin Spotted 
I thought this was an airport for a second
i cant find shinano is populatiry poll?
god i love harbin
She won last time, she's not allowed
ahh i kinda guessed it but nice
time to push taihou for the win
Can I guess Final Phase is what matters the most for the Poll?
A very qt sight to wake up to
YOU GIFT HANDCUFFS???
TAIHOU CERTIFIED FREAK
LETS GOOOO
I thought you were Rubi
Femboy alert
I arrested taihou for being gooner
Little does she know...
Wait, no, she breaks into SKK's room and sniffs everything
I think she already knows...

You had to do it SoDak 
did Taihou detect Mog's?
moggers



ah the snail girl, since she's a loli, Taihou may or may not gaf.
People who didn't know will get baited frfr
Too slow , I'm at Done

Do you...not get the reference
slug
All day I've been studying Pearl Harbor and playing world of warships legends and Azur lane with Arizona



The stack of tires is how I did it



Hi everyone
Hello lane
Hmm
Man
IIRC start from Senran Kagura's Collab I guess? They didn't gave much into animated PV for Collabs..... I just wish they did gave those more into animated PV......
Looks weak and listless what happened?

Oh
ZHU YUAN CUTE
Im joking bro
not the largest, but large enough
She deserves it
Richy's quality for Zhuyuan 
Zui can sit on my face
if she survived thx-giving , she will
although Enty may visit Pearl Harbour for yearly tribute anyway atm
Real
hi allergenics
Hi pig

What’s wrong with flat
Hi
I ain’t gotta appreciate just the ass
Or the boobs
What about the character herself

Yall thinking but yall not really thinking
This guy likes dick in the ass by the way he reacted
Don’t be like him
Appreciate everything

The fuck lmao
I dont get the appeal of sticking it backdoor
its a shit idea
funny
Really shitty
FML, I just found out ASAMA would be a better alteritve for Portland
SH'ES BEEN SITTING IN MY DOCK FOR MONTHS
NOW GET HER ASS TO WORK
You don't understand, she's level 44
Yo
Surely you have someone better than porkland
hi max
Is scary when an Ai bot knows you where you live?

Yeah, asama
I haven’t seen you in a long time
what did you do to get into that situation?
I have a question and it might trigger some of you so be careful: WHY NO NEW COMMON/RARES?
I hear Agir is a better tank, but 2 problems. One, she named after a god and I don't want to mess with that, 2 I don't have the PR points
I was asking random question until I saw where I know is my place literally
kinda stunt me a bit ahaha
0 clue, but i want more blue and white in the game
What the hell is that reasoning bro lmao
why not "Agir is eager"? 
Hi person
I don't consider myself a superstitious person. But i am a little stitious I need my luck and karma
Hi Sodak
Marseillaise is more eager
Hi Natoki
ehh i thoguht Marcy is more modest type
I wanna make South Dakota II

But I would have to break lore
Andddd I do not feel like fixing the whole loop hole thing
Or plot holes

York2 was kinda cool for the plot, i dont like the rest
I've said this before, and I'll say it again, the plot should have focused on WW2
I want to see the SE CRUSHED
Cause then I’d probably have to let sodak get sunk by khirishima
Blah blah blah Sakura
Nuh uh
Better off not happening
28 more points until kearsarge.
So your hatred for sakura is more important than your love for sodak
Peep this
what is sodak
I hate snow and she’s Sakura right
you mean soyjak?
South Dakota
Should ship have ERA
oh
Do you know the YAP I would hear from her
Plus I’m always fighting with her over khirishima being better or worse then sodak
Yeah Nuh uh

Plus Americas whole strong ship role would be slightly bent
And I kinda dont want that also
u mean Choco Thugs 🦅 🍫
Sodak class my beloved
Chocolate 
they're also upper-connections of Native-American naval hiarchy

Ironically it's perfect to see these ships potrayed as Natives. Irl, natives were CRUCIAL to the war effort. So much so that US cipher and code books were written in the langauge of one of the tribes
That’s why I loved the sodaks
even Japanese-Americans tried extra hard to prove their commitment and loyalty to US too
Probably why I’m gonna do Kentucky or something she’s quite native

Prolly a hint to who I’ll be next
You know what time it is
MAMA MIA
Please kindly refrain from posting raunchy images of my wife please and thnak you 😄
Uhh Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
You know what I wanna be Illinois
She chinese so, our wife
Ah, of course comrade
she can be both "my" or "our" in terms
This man knows how to share
business means business, while also has to comply to state's ~~and party's ~~ regulations, that's a Harbin
practised digitally with Bit Torrent?



UGGGGH increasing my reload stat for my cv's is such waste. Why can't the cv's that I feed to my cv's give my cv's reload stats as well as Avi?
CVs do give RLD stats
the fuck you on about
guys I think this guy just kinda might like harbin

have a Marseillaise Bread
I've fed unicorn all the cv's that I can and yet i STILL end up with a massive defficent, she's max AVI but her reload is like 20 below max
because CVs don't give as much RLD as they give AVIs
this is such a non-problem
Wdym, every ship give rld stat when use as material
literally a non-issue
I keep on feedind dd's to Unicorn
Why lol, they give avi
she's only getting 2 per sesh

my takes are the finest thank you
Idk, when i was new i dont even care abt enchance
like
when i was new game was just released and everyone was running around like headless chickens
the lower reload on unicron, the slower her planes reload bombs and torps



why Enty and not NJ for president?
NJ already serve 2 terms
I vote for wife
It's theocracy all over again 🥀
Where's my NJ
@rose spire heheheh free Hindenburg prints
In my bed
Im surprised that Taihou only rank 4th
She's better than alsace, she should be the third
And Alasce actually make the top 3
I said that before hehe
Hehehee I’m still gonna need another like 170 bp hehehe
less burden
you anger me
vote Hood to get her a new VA first

Fair point
then get forgotten forever due to being on the popularity poll final
i must make a example out of you
Hood for PM,btw what is her party ?
Ah yes, let's make the UR variants of the already existing shipgirls instead of new faces

haha
extremely surprised that Hindenburg is more popular than owari
Enterprise UR soon trust me
NOOOOOOOOO

the game already has over 600 unique faces. We don't actually need more.
what a dumbsex
I mean she's likable
STOPPP IT
BAD BAD....... BAD
Ow*ri
If you genuinely think that wasting a precious UR slot for the same face is fun and exciting then idk what to tell you
da
new pp
The one currently built 
u dum

I think they might do that tbh
hi pig

Enterprise retrofit costing 300k trust me i saw the future
hi hah
she was a Whig
300k is nothing

I dont even remember 1/4 of my docks and i only own 400
Lore accurate enterprise
look guys, he literally say that himselves by pointing at his name

@gleaming cipher
he rotates between kim jong un, xi jinping, donald trump, vladimir putin, and winnie the pooh
h0i fellow neonationer
although he has been winnieing it for a while
u def didn't stalk me did u
hi are you azuring the lane :3
Would be interesting to see since enterprise genuinely is UR worthy
Im azur laning it
and wuthering my waves
Thank you pig!!! 
arking the knight?
it's furina
no i don't stalk
Yes
just finished autoing AP-5
👁️ 👄 👁️
wutherers assemble I see?
yesyes
Yes plus it’s been so long we need something new enterprise and what better than making UR enterprise and as a matter of fact make UR enterprise so op she crash’s your game
w16 when
animated
it means its legit
hmmm
phantom typing ahh keys
phantom forces
bro pinged 3 times
Skill% 100% to proc the double damage, buff eagle union in every stat by 69% and third skill if the fleet shes in doesnt win in 30 seconds, you win nonetheless the battle stops and you get the rewards
al sus
owl sus
based and Iris-pilled
4th skill: Bully Akagi and Essex because why not
well
As long as lion is in top 10 Idc who wins
we?


well musashi no 1, enty 2, 3 alsace
legends say they were silent ever since then
why did enty didn't enter the past polls tho
Enty deserves top 3
hm
OKAYFINE I'll talk more in there >:(
5th skill: Buff iron blood fleet by 50% even if its not the fleet youre in 
next lore
Me when someone caught me of said mistake...
Also hello Hah 
6th skill: makes all Al skins non gooner
me when caught other mistakes
also hi Joe 
Damnnn so she makes all shipgirls wear hijab
Did I take it too far?
YES
I’m sorry
7th skill permanently reduces arbiter stats by 5%
Covering their beautiful bodies is blasphemy
I wonder if its personal hate 
make all AL skins halal?
8th skill: Solos all meta and arbiters at once

okay that made me laugh 
Hey man what are you trying to say? I hate Al shipgirls?
you could make it 15% 
||9th skill: instantly restores the stamina of skk||
hmm
More like "I don't wish to be horny, I just want to be happy"
cock

with wine
10th skill: makes devs give ägir fate sim
with balls
coq au vin
Final piece of the puzzle
it's u
cock with no balls
Okk now you’re dragging it
I wish to be horny, not happy



I’m gonna touch you

Good Luck, I exist on another plane of existence
10th skill: Anyone who goes near skk instantly gets vaporised (her definition of near is if you’re on the same planet as skk)
MN
I will divulge without needing to be asked
because I don’t need anyone’s permission to ruin their day

You’re right
100 bucks to go towards cookies
food is for the food
I should go back to eating boobs
Unless you want to starve or you just kept on binging on your cravings 
we all once did
as a cultured person
Traffy has offered
Food:
I now nom boobies
See right here this what we need
I am already a fat fuck, no need to add that lmao 
And drink milkiers
TRAF WIFE
I’m sorry get like uhhhhhhhhhh
Just don’t fucking swear and we’ll be fine
Mmm Yummy thighs too
make sure to claim ur 4k oil before reset
people die when they are killed
Get licked ruby
Since Kurumi is part of AL now, here you go...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oh my lawd

ARA ARA SHIKIKAN KUN
sus
Thanks to artist Saint Laurel Paris 
Hello
run
Warn me before sending heaven first
Why
Kurumi friending with Peter
TRUE 
Insert Kihihihi Kurumi spam
hi how do i enable SFW azur lane mode
play cn
Go to Saudi Arabia and ask for the "Halal Version"
wait hes right though.
You don't have to
by giving me all lewd boat girls
metal
Wait ain't CN more yabai?
Adont play the game
play CN, problem solved
no, they covered the shipgirls up
Oh wow....
Okay imma download that, seems fun 
I wonder how they censored gouden
Yeah they do imo
Do you have any examples
they put a white cloud over the lood
Well that's not fun
this will kill me
find Brest
Lazy ass interns
it need id card
instruction unclear
found breasts

Champy now have breasts
azur lane
Champy happy
Azure lane

ok, then see Carthethyia, then Brest, then Fleuydlys, then u can see the evolution

one of them is not like the other
obviously fleurdelys
because she has horn
while the other 2 doesn't
CN gouden
based
and Fleurdlys is 255cm tall
fat elf
hmmmm
Hmm
Bro how lazy is the damn intern? I don't see any difference 
there is no difference?
Gouden lewd
i don't think Gouden Leeuw got censored
Damn. Was hoping it was censored a bit. 
I’m oathing gouden fo sho
why is this named "glue"
Thought half this server just plays the Pixiv version of AL
oh i play that a lot too

idk I didnt name it

Wish I didn’t have to see so much damn ai or koikatsu.😔
just block AI and koikatsu posting profiles
over time you will have clean feed
Yeah, I do. Still doesn’t stop so much from propagating.
Frfr
instant death sentence
ai SUCKS
execution by ZU-23-2 firing squad
Danbooru is goated ngl
gelbooru:
True but better than funny green site
safebooru
yeah
now this is the goat
Benjaminbooru
every other booru have even worse tag
nuclearbombunderyourmattressbooru:
OH SHI-

only marseillaise art allowed
ah right, this bagpack
contain a nuke
How much
💀
it's free for user, but user has to commit kamikaze with it
it's the US's irl back-pack nuke
I been grinding out Plymouth
Pog
been grinding against Plymouth
I should have her don’t tomorrow
Who should I do after her
Is burg worth grinding for
She grind me out instead
i think i'll do Marseillaise after i'm done with Plymouth

Hindy? She’s good yeah.
You’d need two UR guns for max value tho
I def do not have that
What abt admiral cat?

Mmm dessert
I think nahkimov the only ship I’m interested in in pr7

Full of ai and dumb racist shit
KURUMI
I need those angel to cleanse me from worldly desire
Wife
You should build Daisen bro
Get the horse
Is she good
O
She’s a jack of all trades, even heals
But most importantly, she’s goofy
She speak in a language i cant comprehend tho
she speak human,honse, and donkey langauge
I heard she pretty good if you have york2, idk cus mine only dev22
I have York 2 so I could probably get her pretty easily with her being main fleet xp
Got lazy and have lpts of missing

I want Taihou meta
Shes pretty nice
Taihou?
And flower arrangement language aswell
She’s a poet
then she can speak Bee language too
I can’t wait for Unicorn to be the next secrets
Some of the asmrs are not even asmr it’s wild
In the fmk unic*rn is 100% in the k for me
💔
Hopefully she isnt on the bee side, i love honey
I need that wtf
Bee, "Wasp" and "Hornet" :
Like an actual 6ft tall MILF was caressing my hair
Blowing in my ears and calling me a very good boy
He achive enlightment

(Im jist jealous)
Fk
I didnt read the prev messages
Thought we lost a soldier or smth
Yea thank the manjuu gods

I just spent like3k oil
in 8-4
grinind for nachi or the gold ship
COME ON MANJU
WHY
JUST GIB HORSE
AND CRUSIER THAT CHEATS WASHINGTON TREATY

Is 8-4 maya or poi, i dont remember
maya
Nachi can drop on other map btw
Weren't you complaining about lacking oil a few days ago
Why are you grinding a stage with no oil cap
local bakery had apple fritters that were double glazed by mistake and the manager had to throw them out because they weren't safe for human consumption 😭
had 8k
Well, I need to grind pr for fdg
my backlineis still to weak for 12-4
and I don't have exp book
so this is the next best thing while also gettingsomeone I want
Then why dont you grind something like 10 or 11
9-4 or 10-4 works too
???really?
its that simple?
Enemy plane deal damage if they get through so, if you kill all plane the mainfleet should survive
Anyone know where to go in operation siren to find the material needed to research royal navy destroyer guns
there is no specific node to drop specific opsi- gear-parts eh?
do it all
Just play through opsi and buy stuff in shop
would something like this work for aa?
Drops are random
Just do corrosion 5 and higher one
No
4 and below drop kinda garbo
At those level no lmao
shit caps
Nvm, you prob should get down to w9 or w10
Yeah
lol
I said W9
you see the problem?
I grinded at 9-4 for a long time
you see the problem chat?
I asked because I need the metal for upgrading and I need to know if it’s found on a specific map
i grinded at 11-1 the most
Nope, all drops are randomized
You get stuff depending on Corrosion level
Damn it and I was trying to grind out all the old research ships 😭
But in general, just do dailies, do hidden zones, siren nodes
Just gotta play a lot of opsi, which sound like pain ngl
And buy out shop at the end of opsi
5000 oil
will definitely cost more than 5k oil
No
even if each gear cost like 100 oil each
Afternoon
Afternooners

Sorry
Time to get you pills grandpa
I'm stuffing my face into Marseillaise's boobs rn
What erosion level is perfect for farming purple material
12
In operation siren
You should just get purple level
You don't grind for them
5+ cus they drop yellow
Just do dailies and mission to buy from shop
You'll be overflowing with purple
AFTER you've finished all your map, hidden zones, strongholds, and siren nodes
You can pop all your AR and repeat a single level 5 zone
And do it that way
Ok













