al-general

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

I don't have tonnes sadly I will die welding some rusty lorry that will collapse on me and kill me

Good times

[merry robin]

I will make the money that waits for me.

[ivory bridge]

They're gonna give you money?

[merry robin]

[dark solstice]

I have a Schmissen I think it's called

[sleek cape]

Ask your family how it works

They’ll explain it better

[merry robin]

Legacy?

[sleek cape]

What legacy I’m in a small family

[dark solstice]

Government hates inheritance here

[sleek cape]

There is no legacy to carry

[merry robin]

Ah true.

[merry robin]

The hell

Why?

[dark solstice]

Gotta slowly transfer it all over before they find it and tax it

[merry robin]

Ah.

[ivory bridge]

No

[sleek cape]

When I win the lottery and they lowkey tax all my money when I cash it in

[dark solstice]

Taxes on your wages,taxes when you buy food,taxed on anything you buy etc

[merry robin]

Bruh

[sleek cape]

I wanna live in Texas

[dark solstice]

Gonna live off grid and wait for the breathing tax 😁

[merry robin]

Taxes when u exist

[sleek cape]

Tons of job opportunities

[merry robin]

Why?

[sleek cape]

Good jobs

Well paying jobs

[dark solstice]

So he can walk around dueling peeps

[sleek cape]

[dark solstice]

Pistols at dawn

[merry robin]

Yeah. I am waiting for college results to go to US.

[sleek cape]

And there’s Lexi II

And Texas

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

Dixie?

I live in Dixie

[dark solstice]

Wish you the best old chap

[merry robin]

Whats a dixie?

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

The south

I forgot your not American

[merry robin]

Bro is now Virginia

[dark solstice]

Nice southern USA?

[sleek cape]

Yes

[merry robin]

I aint. I am applying for college there.

[sleek cape]

He is Virginia only for Pearl Harbor purposes today

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

What’s funny about it

Laughing about sunken ships?

[merry robin]

Akagi was in Pearl Harbor

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

Barb your laughing at men that died

You monster

[merry robin]

And u got me wrong

I am laughing

[merry robin]

Because bro keeps changing ship name

[sleek cape]

I literally asked him to do this sir

[worthy dawn]

we need to collect the entire fleet

[merry robin]

Bro was USS alaska.

[worthy dawn]

where is tennessee

[dark solstice]

What feet?

[sleek cape]

You will be Tennessee

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Who i will be?

[sleek cape]

Boy your California

[merry robin]

I am Operation Barbarossa

[sleek cape]

NO.

[merry robin]

Nawh.

[merry robin]

JA

[sleek cape]

California cause your unforgettable

Okay I should stop

[merry robin]

U cant forget me?

[dark solstice]

Doing Narai with the Jedi guy when Cali was still in testing and we finished it before he even got near the end 😄😄

[sleek cape]

You didn’t get the most iconic song

[dark solstice]

She chunky

[sleek cape]

Barb when I find your ass

[merry robin]

Iconic song? What do u mean bruh

[worthy dawn]

california moment

worst t7 BB in the game

[dark solstice]

It's a long way to Tipperary

[worthy dawn]

an incredible feat when poltava, colorado, and lyon exist

[merry robin]

I will come to US if i get into college. Then we can meet for some duel.

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

Pistols at dawn

Water pistols

[merry robin]

This town is small for us @sleek cape

[sleek cape]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6KOEK6SeCEZOQkLj5M1PxH?si=LZac8ODbR62jPgjBatuFXA

[merry robin]

Ah this song.

[dark solstice]

Oh no not that cursed song

[merry robin]

I did not listen to it

[late shale]

Hmm

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

What

https://tenor.com/view/monster-jam-dalton-widner-gif-947091454682539438

[sleek cape]

I’m gobbla you up with kisses

[static kernel]

https://x.com/Super_Mizow/status/1997502273833021797 this tweet but unironically

Mizow (@Super_Mizow)

大変！アズレンが不健全なエロゲーになってしまう・・・！！
ギャラントを応援して母港の秩序を守ろう❗❗❗

X · Dec 7, 2025, 3:03 AM

[stable plank]

[finite quest]

Do NOT put Formi on a seesaw.
No ballots required.

[lapis fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220851890179539086/1446052946713378886/202512041607.gif

[hearty salmon]

“I CAN FINALLY BE NUDE”

[meager haven]

Kill

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[static kernel]

Like i said, this but unironically

[meager haven]

Funny seeing Galant considering how in your face her tits are in her reskin.

Still love the goober

[peak knoll]

Aura farming

[surreal lagoon]

mm

[static kernel]

Raffaello could never

lion could if she wore a skirt

[atomic dew]

Her tits are actually huge, it’s just her base outfit is baggy

[static kernel]

Duquesne would never be able to aura farm like that because lol leotard

Btw would anyone have the stomach to see this art

or the fact we had a hood sinking loading screen back in the day

[merry robin]

[peak knoll]

Raff cute

[hearty salmon]

"I know I'm Farming hard but I can't let Skk see me break"

[meager haven]

Yeah I could imagine it. I’m just poking at the mild irony of using her in a “lewd bad” post.

[lapis fractal]

Yeah it's December 7th alright

[static kernel]

I signed up to see great tragedy in the main storyline yknow

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

We know you’ve said it multiple times

[static kernel]

I remember that dude who dissed AL back in the day for just being an idol game

[pastel oracle]

[lapis fractal]

I mean we had Kaga stabbed and dying not too long ago

[merry robin]

[static kernel]

Yes i live for that shit

[merry robin]

Rafaello ice cream

[static kernel]

Or rather i live for hardcore cgs like those

A cg is worth 1000 words of vn text

[lapis fractal]

Yes well you should go (back) to GFL

[atomic dew]

That was the kancolle director being pissed that nobody liked his game anymore

[meager haven]

I sure love multiverses that give our own 0 consequences.

[merry robin]

Girlfriends league?

[static kernel]

Jokes on you i read parker's manga first

[peak knoll]

"My child, if you desire absolute victory, you must maintain absolute rationality." 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[merry robin]

No one plays kancolle?

[static kernel]

I only got into gfl after getting into azur lane

[merry robin]

mommy Fdg

[meager haven]

There are exactly 3 people still playing Kancolle in the world.

[static kernel]

The rhine drill moment

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[peak knoll]

"My appearance upon the battlefield gives off an air of cruelty? Hehe... I’ll take that as a compliment." 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[meager haven]

I love their devs bro

Not petty at all

[merry robin]

"SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION"

[merry robin]

Nice.

I guess Kancolle doesnt have goon stuff right?

Or am i wrong

[meager haven]

It does

[peak knoll]

SYMPHONY NUMMER NEUN 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[surreal lagoon]

plap?

[meager haven]

It just looks like potatoes half the time anyways tho.

[static kernel]

Ships who could aura farm like that: jean bart, georgia, vanguard

[merry robin]

Or not to plap. Hi Snow.

[surreal lagoon]

hi hi

[static kernel]

Kancolle is more the fanservice is hidden behind damage art

[surreal lagoon]

kawakaze can also farm aura

[merry robin]

Dont melt. I need you to snow here.

[surreal lagoon]

she cool

[surreal lagoon]

hmmm

[potent moss]

Hello, Infernal. 3 more days left for Implacable's launch day.

[surreal lagoon]

fat girl

[merry robin]

Implacable rerun?

What

Did i miss it announcement?

[blissful oxide]

hello

[merry robin]

What the hell

[blissful oxide]

fat snow

[static kernel]

I do think kancolle had a good template for how azur lane should do default outfits

[potent moss]

No. I wanted to send that almost everytime he's here.

[static kernel]

The upper end of kc fanservice

[peak knoll]

[merry robin]

ah. Here i was ready

[blissful oxide]

back to playing a mobile ads game

[merry robin]

Mommy fdg

[surreal lagoon]

LOOK AT HER

[meager haven]

Fubuki

[merry robin]

I like her swords.

[meager haven]

Whao

[surreal lagoon]

I would listen to whatever she says

[blissful oxide]

dang, literally snow prototype

[static kernel]

My point on aura is leotards out in the open work against aura farming

[static kernel]

Because i look at the leotard and think sexual

[peak knoll]

Official art mind you

[merry robin]

Fdorog

[sage zealot]

i cant if you dont add more pixels

[merry robin]

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-doro-gif-1027805425862452031

[remote nymph]

[surreal lagoon]

shut up

[static kernel]

A highleg leotard is inherently sexualized imo

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-doro-dorothy-pipe-bomb-gif-4643514375044855612

[blissful oxide]

its u

squid cantarella? interesting

[static kernel]

I expect some sexualization in azur lane outfits but a leotard crossed the thin line for default outfits

[peak knoll]

Bro doesn't reply to messages

[surreal lagoon]

calamari

[static kernel]

Even mogadors cloak is more acceptable imo for some reason

[merry robin]

Lmao

[blissful oxide]

cloak

[weary trellis]

l

[static kernel]

As i said it doesnt make sense

[merry robin]

Mogg

[sage zealot]

leotard makes the most sense combat wise for movement, just fucking hating

[merry robin]

True

[surreal lagoon]

hear me out

[merry robin]

Spee

[surreal lagoon]

how about some pants

[meager haven]

No

[merry robin]

How bout some ice cream

[static kernel]

Somehow a leotard sets my sense of serioustaking off but big naked cloak doesnt

[blissful oxide]

kelp

[peak knoll]

Doro everywhere

[meager haven]

Hah hi

[surreal lagoon]

his name is sea veggie

[meager haven]

And snom

[static kernel]

Prolly same thing as shipgirl having her panties out for everyone to see

[merry robin]

[mortal hill]

the

[meager haven]

Dolphin moment

[static kernel]

Imo its a question of can the default outfit skirt around public indecency

[blissful oxide]

s

[merry robin]

Hi @blissful oxide @meager haven

[static kernel]

Queen annes outfit can for example

[remote nymph]

Max is on top, but the win goes to Lando because of exactly 2 points

[merry robin]

[meager haven]

Barb

[static kernel]

Royal james has her bikini out but she can clearly button up her coat if its an issue

[merry robin]

Kelpy

[meager haven]

Hihi

[late shale]

Hmm

[surreal lagoon]

send dumbsex

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Wives

[keen folio]

the

[agile silo]

https://x.com/SKK_Bulldozer/status/1997532483168964869?t=yovRKK6znNg9X-snzfLYSQ&s=19

Gr Cardiac (@SKK_Bulldozer)

It is now December 7th in the east coast so...

Happy 83rd Launch day to the USS New Jersey!
A commission I got done by @V_Cliov featuring both Azur Lane New Jersey and @Josie62VT

#Vfleet #Josillust

X · Dec 7, 2025, 5:03 AM

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[merry robin]

What an art

[keen folio]

ayy. the real snow is here.

[peak knoll]

Real

[surreal lagoon]

hmm?

[merry robin]

🔥 🗣️

[meager haven]

Who’s to the right

[agile silo]

Josie BB-62

Vtuher

Vtuber

[meager haven]

Interesting

[merry robin]

I hate that stares.

[static kernel]

Meanwhile duquesne doesnt pass muster
Lion is almost fine (duke of york has her bra out and i can roll with that since imo it mixes with her jacket) but she lacks a skirt and having leotard out is like constantly flashing panties

[merry robin]

They should be peacefull

[sage zealot]

royal navy >>>> ironblood

[meager haven]

Ply and UvH are yuri bait bro they would never fight

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

They should yuri

[meager haven]

Just look at their artist’s stuff

[devout bough]

real and based

[meager haven]

Pig

[merry robin]

I can guess what that is

[devout bough]

hi Kelp

[meager haven]

Hello

[devout bough]

are you dried?

[merry robin]

U are lucky i dont eat Pig. Hi Piggy

[blissful oxide]

hi

[peak knoll]

They look heavy ma'am

[blissful oxide]

hi pig

[meager haven]

Yeah I am kinda dried and tired

[merry robin]

[blissful oxide]

[devout bough]

i can eat you then

[static kernel]

Also as much as i dislike raffaellos leotard, this scene from the pv mitigates it a little bit since the floating cape looks like it can close around her when shes standing idle

[merry robin]

[meager haven]

Death it is

[peak knoll]

[blissful oxide]

hows pigging

[blissful oxide]

hi benjamin

[merry robin]

"All i dream of is your eyes"

[peak knoll]

what's your name

[blissful oxide]

my name's hah

[merry robin]

He is Hah

[blissful oxide]

hru

[blissful oxide]

and ur smile

[peak knoll]

She has beautiful eyes

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

[blissful oxide]

[peak knoll]

No its not, im not going to call you that

[keen folio]

@blissful oxide elonmusk6942.

[devout bough]

i went out with friends until like 10 PM

[blissful oxide]

yes u will (idk when)

[devout bough]

and then i returned home dead tired

[blissful oxide]

@keen folio arcanum1149.

[blissful oxide]

dang, sleep well bro

[devout bough]

but because the grind is eternal

[keen folio]

[blissful oxide]

u need the energy for gooning next day

[devout bough]

i immediately sat down to play war thunder after taking a shower

[blissful oxide]

ahhh

[devout bough]

it is now midnight

[blissful oxide]

midnight?

[meager haven]

Immediately nullified the shower rip.😔

[blissful oxide]

almost for here

[devout bough]

anyways

i finished the grind

so i will now go to sleep

[meager haven]

Night

[devout bough]

goodnight my allergenic friends

[blissful oxide]

i havent even started the grind yet

night

[devout bough]

[blissful oxide]

[ivory oyster]

she's farming and she's cooking

[merry robin]

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[meager haven]

It would be so funny if bache got a farmer skin

[blissful oxide]

bache rq

[merry robin]

Bache brat

[meager haven]

Bache pizza hut skin

[blissful oxide]

bache race queen

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[blissful oxide]

ur not wasting a bugatti or lambo on her

[merry robin]

The hell am i readin

[blissful oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pamiat-gloomymalice-stilettohaze-azur-lane-gif-13067967477059797585

[merry robin]

Side booba?

[merry robin]

What is this game

[blissful oxide]

perhaps

[meager haven]

A live stream

Vtuber Kuu-chan

[blissful oxide]

a live stream

[merry robin]

Never heard of her

[blissful oxide]

kuru kuru

[meager haven]

Pamiat…

[static kernel]

Hot take
Boobflation would be good if applied to someone like cuniberti or grozny or miller

[merry robin]

Is she worth watchin?

I honestly dont watch em

[blissful oxide]

mercury...

[static kernel]

other characters who already have booba dont need it and boobflation is totally unnecessary for them and a mistake to do so

[meager haven]

Monkey’s paw is they keep their current height.

[static kernel]

Ergo its best used to unlolify a loli-ish character

[static kernel]

Well then i will just speak more words to counter that

[blissful oxide]

but the mental says everything

perhaps

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fritz-rumey-rumey-azur-lane-gif-4041482116755506081

[meager haven]

It’s just skits for official streams bro.

[merry robin]

Ah. Okay

[merry robin]

Fritzie

[blissful oxide]

fritzer

[static kernel]

Like say only use it on characters of ambiguous loli status or can be aged up a smidge to unlolify them
so trying that on mutsukis goes out the fucking window

[late shale]

Hmm

[blissful oxide]

bread

[meager haven]

It would just make them a oppai loli. Just giving them bigger tits won’t unloli them.

[remote nymph]

💜

[meager haven]

And if it’s ambiguous that’s just called being short

Or like a teen

[meager haven]

Ebic UvH

[static kernel]

Fuck your monkey paw
just age up a loli-ish ship a bit to unlolify them
up their height a bit
Give them enough booba so you dont call em flat
Give them some nice hips or thighs to finish it off

also i never meant oppai loli aka slapping on huge tits and calling it a day

[blissful oxide]

srry to say but i couldnt read en

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414189841633120338/1442883691629121556/attachment.gif

[peak knoll]

🗣🔥🔥🔥

[meager haven]

Same

[blissful oxide]

🤝

[merry robin]

Wives

[blissful oxide]

tylor swift va

[meager haven]

It’s always a mistake to continue a loli topic in any context of this game.

[static kernel]

4 head tall head-to-hip should have been the mark of exceptionally tall

Not the norm for big booba mommy

[steady schooner]

Lmao

[blissful oxide]

a mistake to question them existence, perhaps.

[peak knoll]

[static kernel]

Link it to me

[blissful oxide]

too? but it hasnt break the limits yet

[merry robin]

Lmaoooooo

Look who says

[static kernel]

I might just agree with him

[steady schooner]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CoH7wzkdh/

[static kernel]

My limit is "is the booba bigger than her head"

[peak knoll]

I have no idea what you just said

[blissful oxide]

log in or sign out to view

[merry robin]

Bro is makin big boobas and says too much big boobas.

[static kernel]

If its yes and not kashino then its TOO FUCKING BIG

[blissful oxide]

kashino:

[merry robin]

Still makes big boobas

[static kernel]

kashino gets a pass
because thats the joke

[peak knoll]

[blissful oxide]

dang, imagine not including taihou

[static kernel]

I aint going to fucking facebook, i want the guys word directly

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-piano-the-eminence-in-shadow-cid-kagenou-gif-645913846345296306

[steady schooner]

That's where I saw it tho...

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yixuan-yixuancinema-yixuanabsolutecinema-gif-15382738980278715494

[viscid nest]

same energy as the guy that made anime saying it was a mistake

i got mine smh

[blissful oxide]

old bugs

[sick crest]

Ive fucked over my sense of balance and now everything spins

[blissful oxide]

insert amagispeen

[sick crest]

[meager haven]

Put on a blindfold

[viscid nest]

spin the oposite way

[blissful oxide]

put on a.. antigravity.

[meager haven]

Get in one of those space ring rides

[meager haven]

Did you know the Space Rings in Roller Coaster Tycoon is by far the worse ride in the game, being one of the few rides that barely pays for itself.

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-angry-kurumi-tokisaki-gif-26776393

[blissful oxide]

what a familiar name...

[grand lodge]

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-kurumi-tokisaki-anime-gif-10545417

[restive ivy]

hey guys

[peak knoll]

Comedy shorts gamer here

[restive ivy]

is yumia good? i have her but i dont use her

[pastel oracle]

[peak knoll]

Great argument

However

[blissful oxide]

no idea

[restive ivy]

true

nun shipfus

need

[hearty salmon]

It's the personality that counts

[peak knoll]

[peak knoll]

Hold up

[hearty salmon]

Why does the large ass forehead work so well for Ulrich tho

[late shale]

Hmm

[restive ivy]

dont say that about my wife

[static kernel]

Disagree

I like it when theres hair covering one side and half her forehead

[hearty salmon]

Big boobs , big ass , wide hips , and she's a horndog

[peak knoll]

Bless

Got one for NJ too

[ivory oyster]

just one?

i have musashi and shinano left and right each

[young hatch]

hi

[static kernel]

I like moody azur lane art

[blissful oxide]

moody

[static kernel]

modi?

[trim gyro]

have you guys been reading the event story?

[static kernel]

spelling issue?

[static kernel]

Yes

[grim hazel]

Is there one for Bismarck?

[static kernel]

Helena meta is gone

[blissful oxide]

perhaps

[static imp]

yo if the next unit is enterprise 2 imma actually scream .

[blissful oxide]

real?

what if u didnt scream

[static kernel]

Bon homme richard trust

[grim hazel]

I wonder what they’d do for enty 2

[static imp]

yeah il scream ....... OF JOYYYYYY

[trim gyro]

bonnie has been put in time out, so they can delay adding her for another couple years

[blissful oxide]

of jingle bell

[grim hazel]

I’d like to see uss midway added

[static imp]

lucky e premium. turns untounchable for 30 whole seconds, and increases power by 2000 percent. commone eagle union W

[blissful oxide]

id like to see someone using the shipgirls participated in midway to beat w15

[static imp]

Uss midway , enty 2 or missiouri those are my predictions

[blissful oxide]

maybe w3 instead

[late shale]

Hmm

[blissful oxide]

uss alabama

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

Sweet home Las Vegas

[static imp]

i want missiouri so damn bad tho . like come one manjuu, we havent got another iowa in 4 years

[trim gyro]

there's no way you could do it

[blissful oxide]

ikr

[peak knoll]

I could make one

[blissful oxide]

consider theres a easy one in w3/4

[late shale]

Hmm

[blissful oxide]

i forgot

[grim hazel]

Please do

[peak knoll]

w15 glad to see the 10 people who cleared w14 to play that

[blissful oxide]

whos the 10 people

[grim hazel]

Based

[peak knoll]

idk theyre crazy

[static kernel]

Manjuu has to choose their poison
finally release lex ii and not troll
or release richard even if lore is not ready yet

[meager haven]

100 medals

[merry robin]

[blissful oxide]

if one of them is me

[late shale]

Hmm

[grim hazel]

Danke

[peak knoll]

scan her boobs in

whats the price tag

[peak knoll]

Bitteschön

[peak knoll]

69 euro

[blissful oxide]

5000'c

degree

[meager haven]

Eleven Ninety NINE… cents

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-dumbbell-nan-kilo-moteru-how-heavy-are-the-dumbbells-that-you-lift-muscles-gif-14672596

[dark solstice]

My iron blood fleet has one ship dying on 12-4 and the fleet in perfect

[dark solstice]

I mean come on

[blissful oxide]

nice

[dark solstice]

Perfect set up meta build

[stable plank]

5000 degree C° hot knife vs soap

[trim gyro]

why is the lowest level not in the middle slot?

[meager haven]

Why not use Ruppy

[molten obsidian]

10000 degree C° knife vs coffing baby

[dark solstice]

Because I forgot

[peak knoll]

[dark solstice]

Old age an all

[blissful oxide]

damn

[static imp]

im legit so mad i missed fritz rumey . my account sink glitched in the last christmas and i couldnt find it anymore. almost lost my account. thank god this game has good customer support tho,they got me my stuff back

[blissful oxide]

i def didnt see anything

[wheat tinsel]

does anyone here play world of warship?

i need help

[meager haven]

Bro?

[peak knoll]

LMAO what is this emote its so funny

[wheat tinsel]

i ask in other game area

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fritz-rumey-rumey-azur-lane-gif-4041482116755506081

[wheat tinsel]

but no one in

[grim hazel]

I wonder how modern ships would look as shipgirls for example the arleigh Burke or zumwalt guided missile destroyers

[peak knoll]

at least fritz will be reran eventually since it was only initial run

[dark solstice]

If you play wows you might need mental help

[sleek cape]

Ben I condemn you to Bismarck

[blissful oxide]

alr since sodak is here i shall take my leave, see ya after tmrw.

[sleek cape]

Why

[dark solstice]

Still have the urge to return just to buy Formi

[static imp]

UGH I HATE IT BRUH , i want her so bad . but nah this christmas i will not be missing

[trim gyro]

if you still play wows you definitely need mental help

[meager haven]

This game already uses mechs and shrimps half the time instead of actual rigging so just more of that.

[peak knoll]

maybe u get another cute ur girl this christmas

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-battleship-wows-cuirassé-sabaton-gif-4909973041961730880

[rain valley]

play WoWs, but not competitive
you find peace

[plucky magnet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Johnston_(DD-557)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_B._Roberts_(DE-413)

Do you guys think the new UR Eagle Union ships are either these two?

[wheat tinsel]

can i send a pic about the thing i want ask in here?

[dark solstice]

Used to love it when you could use tactics and not spotted all the time

[peak knoll]

WHAT IS THAT SKIN

[wheat tinsel]

or still in other game?

[sleek cape]

DOOM.

[peak knoll]

She's very nice, good luck

[peak knoll]

HER ORIGINAL SKIN IS THE BEST

[sleek cape]

Can’t you see this is better sir

[native silo]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

[static imp]

yeah . only gotta wait till next year. if i recall reruns come after 2 years. or was it 3 ?

[native silo]

morning

[grim hazel]

Even if not modern I think more Cold War stuff would be interesting. For example f9f-8 fighter jets for the eagle union.

[peak knoll]

Miyabers

[dark solstice]

Rarely use Fritz sadly was trying to level all the Royal navy carriers first then got bored

[static imp]

but this christams is 1000 percent eagle union

[peak knoll]

NO WAY HAHAHA

[static imp]

imma be there no mater what

[dark solstice]

So close

[sleek cape]

Miyabi

[dark solstice]

Yet so far

[peak knoll]

Its around 2 and well gacha games are basically waiting simulator.exe

[sleek cape]

Me and gang

[peak knoll]

Take care bro 🤝

[sleek cape]

When everybody make me mad so I lowk whip out a monster jam gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3FyYEhXqhkZwi0ZjHe/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[dark solstice]

Drove something with wheels like that once

[sleek cape]

https://media.giphy.com/media/WVivCkVIIAnKmXbj9I/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[dark solstice]

Except had a slurry tanker on the back and articulates

[plucky magnet]

who's the most likely UR in the next event?

[ivory oyster]

which one is u?

[ivory oyster]

the new UR

[plucky magnet]

yeah, who do you think?

[worthy pagoda]

I'm the cameraman

[dark solstice]

lolimato

[plucky magnet]

It looks like it's an Eagle Union event

[dark solstice]

Has to be

[idle pier]

Ts make me puke

[sleek cape]

That’s the purpose sir

[plucky magnet]

someone from Eagle Union

[sleek cape]

Thanks

[sleek cape]

I believe it’s Lexi II

[ivory oyster]

the right-most one?

[sleek cape]

We are in no way of getting another Iowa class

[dark solstice]

Deffo a new loli

[pallid quartz]

Whoever it is, she'll most likely have a big rack and a big ass

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

Missouri

[pallid quartz]

I'll eat glue if it isn't

[sleek cape]

AL make her small just to piss this guy off

[worthy pagoda]

Yes

[late shale]

Wasp II

[static imp]

lexi is a dark horse for me in this competition . the most likely imo are missiouri or maybe enty 2 , or maybe midway as an alternate solution. the dark horses are lexi 2 and alaska

[pallid quartz]

Hey that actually makes me happy

[pallid quartz]

But well I don't see them doing that

[plucky magnet]

Then https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_B._Roberts_(DE-413)?

[sleek cape]

I want an Iowa but all I been hearing is

Lexi II

I demand Missouri

[late shale]

I dont want another carrier

[plucky magnet]

i honestly don't mind if it's one of the Destroyers in Taffy 3

[late shale]

Carrier fatigued

[sleek cape]

Give me MISSOURI

NEOW

[plucky magnet]

heyo there might be a chance

[rain valley]

an Iowa would be dope finally

[static imp]

me asf. we need a new bb sexy waifu to simp for . jersey is always amazing ,but she needs a sister asap

[late shale]

Anything but a carrier is all I ask

[pallid quartz]

If it ain't a carrier it's a battleship, and neither are particularly interesting when you think of it

Meanwhile UR CLs literally nonexistent

[dark solstice]

USS Clemson (DD-186) - Wikipedia https://share.google/8tyanadXgyFK6udsO

[plucky magnet]

my headcanon is that Missouri is a showbiz celebrity actress or someone in Hollywood because she's in a LOT of movies

[dark solstice]

UR worthy

[sleek cape]

GIMMEEEE

[static imp]

OR how about banner unit is missiouri and also extra younit is enty retro and shes gonna get op asf

[idle pier]

I hope the UR is one of these 4, we really need an UR cruiser that is not a CB

[plucky magnet]

ok but why

tbf Trafalgar isn't that noteworthy and she's UR for some reaosn

[dark solstice]

Just

[static imp]

yes pls

[sleek cape]

Bitch

No

[peak knoll]

Its going to be missouri

[plucky magnet]

I hope it's Missouri

[sleek cape]

Missouri

[dark solstice]

My wee Trafalgar doing well

[peak knoll]

It came to me in a dream, thats the source

[idle pier]

Bro, be honest with urself. We need UR vanguards

[sleek cape]

[plucky magnet]

what if Missouri turns out to be a Kojima fan

[sleek cape]

Be honest with yourself I want a Iowa class

[plucky magnet]

hence the Director's Screenplay

[sleek cape]

Fuck whatever ur on about

[dark solstice]

Though finding on exercise if I can keep the Frontline alive long enough it's a win

Though finding on exercise if I can keep the Frontline alive long enough it's a win

[idle pier]

So do I but I don't want another backliner this year

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

This guy is speaking kilometers

He’s not American

[dark solstice]

warspite and musashi's gun seems to be nuking things 🤔

[plucky magnet]

Musashi's current gun isn't that great even though it's rainbow

much better if you give her something else

[static imp]

missiouri banner , together with uss oriskany as the ssr and some other uss cooper as an alan m sumner new destroyer. and as for the ur in the shop id choose uss gearing .that would bbe the dream come true

[trim gyro]

we'll have a shipgirl whose mech shaped rigging generates Kojima particles, flying around at Mach bullshit and nigh immune to most weapons

[sleek cape]

LOLL

[plucky magnet]

Sounds like an Iowa class BB to me

[static imp]

lol bros, watch it being wisconsin or iowa herself and not missiouri

[sleek cape]

all the votes are hmmm

[dark solstice]

Works okay for tapping any bb's one warkai mixed with the white shell and Royal navy shell maybe it's just sheer luck

[late shale]

I think if its a cruiser it should be Des Moines

[trim gyro]

https://youtu.be/TStyLK2WTEc?si=upHoueMMoO6Xurqi

[ivory oyster]

speaking like you can develop the game and change the banner

[peak knoll]

Wife

[idle pier]

That or Worcester-class or Juneau-class

[signal delta]

Cat

https://fxtwitter.com/ebimau_e/status/1997591483869012462

ebimau (@ebimau_e)

チェシャー

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FxTwitter · Dec 7, 2025, 8:58 AM

[plucky magnet]

should be USS Alaska

[late shale]

Real

[idle pier]

Leaving wishes aside the UR could also be Lexi II

[signal delta]

Not even listed Laffey what the fuck

[dark solstice]

Z52 pretty good too and I don't have Mog

[plucky magnet]

The joke is because Missouri is in MGS4
https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/USS_Missouri

[signal delta]

What kind of stupid list is that?

[late shale]

If it has to be a carrier, id want Antietam (probably never gonna happen) or Wasp II

[peak knoll]

Calm down son its just my list

[signal delta]

Your list suck

[peak knoll]

I forgot about laffey but even if I added her no one cares about her

[plucky magnet]

Where's Laffey and Shimakaze?

[idle pier]

Cuz otherwise loli haters will get triggered💔

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[peak knoll]

Okay hold up

[plucky magnet]

Shimakaze is the best because bullyable and huggable

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-shimakaze-white-rabbit-run-gif-26172285

[static imp]

sexy wise mogador, power wise , the kamikaze champion herself

[signal delta]

Laffey literally a meta ship,the heck you mean she no one care about her

[teal girder]

Bulin not listed

[signal delta]

True

[static imp]

common laffey w

[trim gyro]

also missing eldridge and doggo

[idle pier]

Hot and overthinker DD is the best

[peak knoll]

SHIMAKAZE FAST AS FUCK BOII

[blissful oxide]

need bb

[peak knoll]

Im joking bro

[signal delta]

[sleek cape]

Ragebaited

[peak knoll]

Tied with traf

[plucky magnet]

Shimakaze still my fav

[static imp]

nah bruh laffey the champ . kamikaze mass attack ? nuclear bombs ? nah id win

[plucky magnet]

she's the OG meta DD

[peak knoll]

Traf?

[idle pier]

I mean do you know another hot and overthinker DD?

[sleek cape]

I only speak BBs

[peak knoll]

Bbg

[peak knoll]

Nope

[plucky magnet]

I still dunno why they made Trafalgar a UR when she's not that notable

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Trafalgar_(D77)

[idle pier]

Then you answered urself

[peak knoll]

Alright chat has spoken bois, trafalgar best dd

[plucky magnet]

i thought URs are reserved for notable ships with cool details, Traf is just an okay ship post WW2

[lament palm]

It's tied now

[solar bronze]

Very funny, game. I'm laughing so hard right now

[lament palm]

Lol

[peak knoll]

Knew you were based

[sleek cape]

It’s tied again

[idle pier]

The successor of her class (Battle class) was built between 1949 and 1959

[sleek cape]

There is no best DD now

[modern yoke]

[peak knoll]

TRAF BEST

[lament palm]

I should log in again

[peak knoll]

Time to pull some strings for the vote

[static imp]

yall talking mad shit untill ur uss gearing will come to the game and merk the dd meta

[plucky magnet]

okay but doesn't mean anything

[sleek cape]

I’ll talk all the shit I want

[modern yoke]

When will trickcal chibi go again

[plucky magnet]

Traf is just okay, and her design should've been for cruisers too

[lament palm]

I don't really care tbh, I'll keep using the ships I like regardless of what ships come

[static imp]

god bless the eagles fam

[ivory oyster]

wdym

[lament palm]

? I login to that daily

[ivory oyster]

i can name several best DD for u

[signal delta]

[weak parrot]

An itchy nose is for bitchy hoes

[plucky magnet]

Best DD is Laffey because meta

[blissful oxide]

bbv

[blissful oxide]

laffey III

[modern yoke]

[weak parrot]

DDVs are superior

[signal delta]

Amen

[lament palm]

Z52 suffers from lack of skins

[peak knoll]

Bump

Vote chat

[weak parrot]

Le Triomphant suffers worse

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/leclerc-charles-leclerc-f1-ferrari-depressed-gif-16585566124699050911

[idle pier]

I like thick DDs

[static imp]

but like , fr now tho . enty 2 or entry retro is TOTALLY coming this christmass . finally we get the 1945 configuration enty

[peak knoll]

No one cares about meta in this game bro its a girl collection game

[plucky magnet]

Z52 is hot

[plucky magnet]

???

Exercise meta

there's a ranking list

[viscid nest]

pvp is worse

[lament palm]

Honestly, out of all gacha games, AL is like, one you should concern the least with meta in

[idle pier]

She's a thicc Beako

[lament palm]

Like what are you gonna minmax for? Opsi?

[plucky magnet]

yeah i know but Laffey works very well in pvp

[lament palm]

Pvp lol

Ok

[peak knoll]

Pvp

HAHAHAH

[pastel oracle]

People care even less about PvP

[peak knoll]

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS PVP BRO

[sleek cape]

You

[plucky magnet]

i do, i need the currency

[peak knoll]

Don't expose me like that

[plucky magnet]

and the daily mission

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-broke-broke-brokie-andrew-tate-tate-gif-13383070538022521939

[plucky magnet]

[worthy pagoda]

I only play PvP if events require it

[sleek cape]

Ben all in my DMs talking about sum “PVP is so goated”

[modern yoke]

Internet issue

[sleek cape]

[plucky magnet]

the Merit currency

[static kernel]

https://x.com/super_mizow/status/1997502273833021797

Mizow (@Super_Mizow)

大変！アズレンが不健全なエロゲーになってしまう・・・！！
ギャラントを応援して母港の秩序を守ろう❗❗❗

X · Dec 7, 2025, 3:03 AM

[peak knoll]

Come on man, I thought we were friends. Don't expose me like that

[plucky magnet]

whenever i need a gold bulin

[sleek cape]

We are friends

[static kernel]

This but unironically

[sleek cape]

FWB

[modern yoke]

Shut up

[sleek cape]

Jk jk

[idle pier]

This fleet can deal with everything bro

[peak knoll]

AYYO LMAO

Bet

[static imp]

i got all these units exceept z52 and mecklenurg

[peak knoll]

I see peak

[idle pier]

Yes

[peak knoll]

Based fleet

[idle pier]

One day

[peak knoll]

Fellow traf lover

[sleek cape]

SHIT HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS

RUNNNNN

[plucky magnet]

idk man your vanguard is iffy

[peak knoll]

COME HERE

Im not done with you

[modern yoke]

@pastel oracle

[peak knoll]

Alright

[sleek cape]

AAAAAAAAA

[pastel oracle]

[modern yoke]

Yoo wtf

[signal delta]

6 months from now

[signal delta]

Infernal

[peak knoll]

[modern yoke]

[idle pier]

Wym

[plucky magnet]

Traf isn't a very good DD in the PVP meta imo

[pastel oracle]

[idle pier]

New day new bullying Arizona Meta cuz why not

[static imp]

greatest race queen skin , only rivaled by shinano and strasbourg tbh

[idle pier]

I don't even play pvp bro

[trim gyro]

she's meta for high eva bosses

[plucky magnet]

ah alright nvm

[peak knoll]

HOLY SHIT LMAO mecklenburgs damage is insane

[plucky magnet]

didn't see it's Meta Showdown

[agile silo]

WHAT WHERE YOU GET -

[peak knoll]

Hmm?

[agile silo]

Doktah is too busy with Tachyon

[idle pier]

Ig cuz I geared her insanely compared to my other two BBs + Plymouth buff, that's why she does so much

[static imp]

stop bro . shes already dead and crying petrol in shallow waters. let her rest

[peak knoll]

Plus bisko buffs her as well

Absolute cinema

[idle pier]

Exactly

[idle pier]

Absolute German Engineering

[trim gyro]

speaking of Traf, I'm wondering if she's better in my 15-4 boss fleet than Z52

[idle pier]

#gameplay-help can help you there

[static kernel]

He jokes but someone will take it seriously

[sleek cape]

Guys I haven’t seen Richie in a while

[trim gyro]

not going there my guy

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/rudol-von-stroheim-stroheim-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-gif-13994621

[sleek cape]

Is Richie okay

[idle pier]

[plucky magnet]

oh god i just realized I think I don't have enough cubes for the event

[static kernel]

Was there a stream where manjuu said they intend to make it to 10 years? So 2017-2027

[weak parrot]

Imagine

[plucky magnet]

dunno but maybe Yamato's finally gonna come in 2027

[sleek cape]

“Let’s build a 100,000 ton ship and gas light everyone into thinking we have the resources!!”

[ivory oyster]

u have a life

[trim gyro]

they probably intend to keep going as long as we keep buying shit

[peak knoll]

Yamato is coming and so am I

[ivory oyster]

so does the storm

[weak parrot]

Yamato is cumming

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-gif-10318633452395541818

[static kernel]

No im pretty sure there was a stream where they said 10 years

[weak parrot]

[idle pier]

I need to call Vergil

[plucky magnet]

they're still cooking up how they'll make Yamato the most busted ship in the game that she's basically Wisadel for Azur Lane

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/v-vergil-dmc-dmc5-good-bye-chat-gif-1911582061205175226

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-dante-vergil-give-me-the-yamato-give-me-gif-25873352

[weak parrot]

Yamato = AL EOS

[idle pier]

She'll powercreep any BB in game, just like Lion and Mecklenburg did

[ivory oyster]

ahh yess, gimme the YAMATO

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-gif-25306498

[trim gyro]

yamato stupid gun damage but terrible AA so you can't actually use her in campaign

[plucky magnet]

and she'll set the bar so high no one's gonna powercreep her for the forseeable future

[peak knoll]

10TH ANNIVERSARY TRUST

[idle pier]

Who know

[ivory oyster]

i do look at its history, it was downed by USS submarine bombing its bottom

[idle pier]

@peak knoll I just summed up the numbers in the screenshot, and my whole fleet total damage is barely 10k more than Mecklenburg. It's correct to say she does half of the work on heavy armor

[plucky magnet]

why would she have terrible AA even though she has the most AA guns in WW2

[plucky magnet]

NO SHE WASN'T

[static imp]

next year gotta be , enough is enough manjuu

[plucky magnet]

That's her sister Shinano

[viscid nest]

shit guns

[plucky magnet]

Shinano was the one that got sunk by a sub

[sage zealot]

Actually rigged against Lion

[trim gyro]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Kikusui_I

[plucky magnet]

yes i know how she sunk

but she has the most AA

[peak knoll]

Mecklenburg too good, now IB just needs another top tier BB sheller like bisko and Mecklenburg to be peak. Sure you got fdg and uvh but sadly their damage isnt like the other two

[plucky magnet]

they'll just give her average aa stats then to balance her out

[trim gyro]

most guns does not equal good AA my guy

[idle pier]

Funny to say that when I literally said I geared Mecklenburg insanely compared to my other BBs without even denying it

[peak knoll]

Next year is 9th anniversary I believe so in 2 years

[plucky magnet]

i know

but like it's Yamato

[agile silo]

Dont let Infernal see this

[plucky magnet]

She has to be pretty busted

[static imp]

yeah 10th anni gotta be her tho tbh , im okay with 9th as well

[plucky magnet]

or else they won't do her justice imo

[peak knoll]

She will be busted, her bust is going to be huge

[plucky magnet]

that's true

[sage zealot]

Like AA matters in the game right now, just damage reduction the fuck out of it

[plucky magnet]

true

[sage zealot]

Lions AA is just as shit as Musashi

[ivory oyster]

even ww2 didnt gave her justice lmao

[peak knoll]

Yeah i can see 10th anniversary being special, its either now we get missouri or when 10th anniversary hits, or yamato

[idle pier]

Just stack CVs for AA

[solar bronze]

imagine if they go the Nagato way with Yamato

[surreal burrow]

A lot of her AA got taken out by fighters strafing the decks

[plucky magnet]

what's up with you people and Loli Yamato jokes

[trim gyro]

which definitely shouldn't happen if the AA was actually any good

[sage zealot]

Like that mattered anyway , she shot down single digit amount of planes

[static imp]

i just need the world leaders to finally goddamn calm down with all them ww3 threats so that i can get yamato . i dont want to be drafted before i get yamato

[plucky magnet]

or you know, if she had aircraft escorts

which she had none

[surreal burrow]

And also the Japanese light AA required frequent reloads and thus once the crew members started getting injured a lot of the leads stopped coming in

[rain valley]

Eagle UR event, and the topic of conversation is... Yamato again?
rip

[solar bronze]

hey, i want Yamato to be a classy lady! But i'm realistic enough to admit the meltdown over Yamato being small would be hilarious to witness XD

[plucky magnet]

we decided it's Missouri

[trim gyro]

lex 2

[sleek cape]

I hear Yamato talk, 460mm go bang

[surreal burrow]

She also hardly had much destroyer escorts

[plucky magnet]

manjuu learned their lesson with Anson anyway so what's the point

[ivory oyster]

sataroga 2

[rain valley]

Lex II is the most likely, but could be yet another fakeout

[static imp]

2023 ahh memes

[idle pier]

YUROBEAT

[plucky magnet]

yeah it's probably Lex II realistically

[sleek cape]

This was like early 2024 dude

[plucky magnet]

but i still wish it was Missouri

[solar bronze]

as a 2 months old player i discovered the OG design of Anson yesterday....let just say i REALLY hope they learned that particular lesson

[plucky magnet]

and maybe we're gonna get a Taffy 3 Destroyer as UR shop unit

[idle pier]

So Color, the December UR was an IB right?

[rain valley]

they learned their lesson with western navy BBs
eastern though?

[weak parrot]

Brown harbin eggs

[ivory oyster]

USS has so many planes already. and we're getting more planes ??

[rain valley]

thankfully no

[plucky magnet]

they definitely did, people were sending death threats

[static imp]

ah ok then . i tought it was later 2023 ,but it was early 24 . missed the mark by a few months

[plucky magnet]

idk and they probably don't wanna try it

[sleek cape]

I’m not like you people I don’t drag something from ancient times and find it funny

[static imp]

tho if i got to say , 2023 and 24 memes were better than whatever this stupid ass year made

[weak parrot]

Wehraboos must be suppressed

With violence if necessary

[rain valley]

CN and JP love their smols tho

[peak knoll]

That would genuinely be the dumbest decision ever because they made shinano and musashi as mature adult and tall foxgirls

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/vittorio-veneto-azur-lane-daedalian-hymn-sardegna-empire-gif-21234036

[idle pier]

I told you to wait before saying it was, looks like I was not wrong

[plucky magnet]

now that's generalization when most of this year's shipgirls were big breasted ladies

[serene niche]

i just want more Ur submarines

[static imp]

the anson incident would look like a picnic compared to that . but overall nah she will be thicc mommy

[peak knoll]

LOL good one. But yeah its not gonna happen trust me, people just like to threaten and throw big words around

[rain valley]

eh, I was going off the sole teaser we had at the time
and I hate IB

[plucky magnet]

barely any lolis if any at all

[weak parrot]

I want more war

Kyle is a loli though

[peak knoll]

VITORIO MY BELOVED

[plucky magnet]

even Traf is a big boobs lady when she's a destroyer

[ivory oyster]

dudes go get a life

[static imp]

stuffed crust thicc pizza

[sleek cape]

This is AL should you really be saying that

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-grass-shadow-of-the-erdtree-gif-3808650264357634306

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/oneup-one-up-super-mario-super-mario-bros-vida-gif-8706532598259324525

[plucky magnet]

that's rich coming from a guy in this server

[hearty salmon]

I hear boobs are on the menu

[static imp]

life for us ? wrong era wrong people

[pseudo fulcrum]

The dancing loli is so cute. Must headpat

[peak knoll]

Cute

[signal delta]

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FxTwitter · Dec 7, 2025, 12:57 PM

[solar bronze]

i agree, although i am always iffy about gacha devs and "not making incredibly dumb decisions"...i personally experienced the Korwagate in GBF, and that sets the bar really low

[signal delta]

We yearned for more Iowa class

[viscid sedge]

ironic enough i usually play the modern day mod for Hearts of Iron IV and the first name i always go for with Cruisers as Europe is Vittorio Veneto.

[rain valley]

my ideal would be an Iowa in the banner, and Lex II in the shop

[serene niche]

i want another EU UR DD

[idle pier]

What if it's another paper ship like CL-154 class

[static imp]

either missiouri or enty 2 watch . or midway PLS MIDWAY MAGIC

[signal delta]

[idle pier]

Or maybe Lex2 as a random SSR