al-general

[next helm]

In a alternative earth universe where humanity war against the siren as the world began building technology that can actually defeat them instantly

[pure dew]

And ships turning to girls like azur lane

And Dead ships are rising

[next helm]

Yes I make my own lore of azur lane where they select a human female and make them a shipgirl which azur lane character we know born

[restive wing]

This is what look like Formi when she is running late on school on day

[pure dew]

Yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1435663053273170044/mw_ss251105_02.gif

That Gonner is still sleeping

@merry robin wake up

https://tenor.com/view/khóc-gif-821991437377776717

[agile silo]

Happy Birthday my Honey!

[next helm]

Happy birthday

[next helm]

But I'm awake

[pure dew]

Happy birthday

[next helm]

:]

[pure dew]

What gonner are you

[restive wing]

Hi honey

[next helm]

I don't know I'm too goon to know who I am really

[pure dew]

Battleship
Heavy Cruiser
Cruiser
Destroyer
Or Sub?

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-du-du-du-du-f1-podium-winner-gif-5284896620301135519

[karmic delta]

Bismarck gooner√
^

[pure dew]

Am the Scharnhorst Gonner

[karmic delta]

Now I bedge

[earnest frigate]

anyone wanna play ARAM

[next helm]

Making my lore of azur lane where the U.S the first country to develop a technology that manipulate reality causing the birth of azur lane world where two earth exist one is the real earth and one is made for the azur lane world separate

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gascogne-seseren-gascogne-cartoon-gif-17917812

[restive wing]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-uss-new-jersey-al-alm-gif-21668413

[next helm]

That's why you will no see normal human in this world only the shipgirls and the little birds who served for them

[pure dew]

My dumbass friends pressured me to change pfp

am still goon on Scharnhorst

[late shale]

Hmm

[pure dew]

American ship

[next helm]

Is that maki from Jujutsu kaise

I know that anime

[thorn saddle]

[pure dew]

Yes

[next helm]

Always see it on YouTube

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/office-doro-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gif-10718979413983016388

Ships on the way to Arkhangelsk

1941

[next helm]

In a alternative universe where ww2 still going in 2025 as German show no surrender and Japan after getting nuke 10 times is still fighting and this year the communist collapse

But the German lost everything but they still continue the war

[pure dew]

Like Japan

[pure dew]

Wakey wakey sleepyhead

Join to conservation

[languid halo]

It's peak XD

[thorn saddle]

Ya think essex would put lemons on pizza? And if so how distraught do you think the italians would be? More so then pineapple or not?

[pure dew]

They have a lemon pizza

Idk but it exists

[thorn saddle]

if she put lemons on pizza do you think her goober brain would do round slices or just the full raw lemon?

[restive wing]

Sometime what essex eat in day be like first at breakfast she have lemon egg lunch whole lemon dinner uhh steak lemon? Desert umm lemon ice cream?

[pure dew]

Full raw lemon

[next helm]

So would you live where ww2 still ongoing even 2025 but you would see uss lowa still service

[thorn saddle]

[viscid nest]

Ngl id try it

[pure dew]

Sour Pizza

[merry robin]

Mornin chat

[pure dew]

Finally you awake

[restive wing]

Idk if Essex she like it on Lemon pizza

[pure dew]

AFTER 2 HOURS

[merry robin]

I fuckin slept. U did not?

[pure dew]

No

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1435663053273170044/mw_ss251105_02.gif

[merry robin]

Why

How

[next helm]

Puts a pineapple

[merry robin]

U wanna die

[pure dew]

No reason

[merry robin]

Bro

Ah anyway

[pure dew]

WAR CRIMINAL

[nova monolith]

Heresy

[restive wing]

Gulity!

[pure dew]

Put him on Nuremberg trials

[next helm]

Wait

is that illegal?

[pure dew]

Yes

[next helm]

Oh

[pure dew]

Very Very Illegal

[next helm]

puts more pineapple to it

[restive wing]

Yes very illegal in italy because that there rule

[merry robin]

[pure dew]

Death penalty

[dark solstice]

Fried pineapple

[rocky dagger]

what kind of alternate universe is this absurd bullshit

Germans lost everything, they had no choice but to surrender

and if America drops 10 nukes on Japan (They only had 4 at the time), there would literally not be a Japan left

[merry robin]

Alternate version would that Germans did not attack Russians in winter. Mustache man was smarter. And they won the war making nuke before US.

[rocky dagger]

Where would they even drop 10 nukes on

[sage zealot]

When's the stream

[viscid nest]

15th

[sage zealot]

Cool

[rocky dagger]

1 on Kure, 1 on Kyoto, 1 on Sapporo?, maybe one at the Sendai region just to flex on Tokyo

[pure dew]

Hmmm

[rocky dagger]

I don't even know where and how would you drop 10 nukes

[dark solstice]

Japan used the Jetstream to send a nuke by balloon , Alt uni

[next helm]

Well in this alternative world everyone was expecting it but despite of that Germany didn't not surrender where they built giant walls to stop the alliance to enter Germany lol and for Japan I don't know why they don't surrender as the land becomes a wasteland

[merry robin]

Hmm

[rocky dagger]

It's already a huge flex when they nuked nagasaki and hiroshima

Hiroshima is literally just north of Tokyo

[pure dew]

Hmmm

[rocky dagger]

Sendai is literally full of nothing so there's no reason to nuke there either

[merry robin]

At least no one died

[rocky dagger]

and you can't nuke Tokyo

[merry robin]

Hmm

[pure dew]

Goon

[rocky dagger]

There's really no need for 10 nukes, Japan would have to REALLY consider surrender by the 3rd nuke

[merry robin]

Cant now. But soon

[pure dew]

On Musashi 🤨

[rocky dagger]

But they DID build a whole ton of bunkers and defense positions, which is why the allies really didn't want to attack the beaches

[merry robin]

why not

[pure dew]

Goon on something good

[next helm]

I guess but I wonder why the two doesn't surrender only Italy official surrender

[pure dew]

Like Bismarck Zwei

[merry robin]

On yo wife?

[rocky dagger]

walls will get breached, and walls are super useless if you consider that at the peak of WW2, almost every faction is just mass dropping paratroopers

[merry robin]

She is taken

I like Musashi

[pure dew]

No that

[rocky dagger]

Walls wouldn't do shit

If they built indestructable walls

[merry robin]

[rocky dagger]

americans would eventually figure out how to airdrop tanks

[pure dew]

[dark solstice]

Take it the next event is a UR?

[rocky dagger]

yes

end of year UR

last UR of the year

[dark solstice]

Well against the Japanese it's possible to airdrop light tanks and still be effective

[merry robin]

Musashi is better

[weary wasp]

帰還

[pure dew]

No Scharnhorst

[dark solstice]

The 2 pounder and Matilda 2 was effective late war over there

[merry robin]

[next helm]

And is gets worst where the same alternative universe where Soviet union collapse in 2025 rather than 1991 here lol

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-little-enterprise-seseren-gif-27217652

[rocky dagger]

Everyone should just vote Kashino

[dark solstice]

Don't worry she will drop eventually

[weary wasp]

I tested formidable augment... isnt much difference

[rocky dagger]

ya'll say you love big tits but when it comes to your votes...

[pure dew]

Yay

[rocky dagger]

It SEEMS that we have a lot of

TREACHEROUS

TRAITORS

[pure dew]

[rocky dagger]

THAT has not voted for the BIGGEST

[pure dew]

WHERE

[next helm]

Cute little creature

[merry robin]

I missed her milk sale

[dark solstice]

Boobs are too big to get my vote

[merry robin]

I voted Gouden Musashi, Implacable, Sovetskaya and etc. Only big boobies here.

[pure dew]

Same

[merry robin]

And Lion

[rocky dagger]

ur "big" boobies

Can all add up together

[merry robin]

I dont have that boobies

[rocky dagger]

and they're probably still smaller than KASHINO

[pure dew]

Boba

[merry robin]

I am a guy

[dark solstice]

Anyway time to sweep

[merry robin]

Kashino did not give me her milk

[pure dew]

A Azerbaijani guy

[merry robin]

True

[pure dew]

Funi Murmansk

[rocky dagger]

you can add Gouden, Musashi, Implac, Sovets etc and the combined boob mass is still less than 1 kashino boob

VOTE FOR COW

[weary wasp]

musashi will win, theres not much to say

[weary wasp]

Im interested in the meta poll

[rocky dagger]

Musashi will 100% win because EN votes for UR

[merry robin]

Its like fuckin president voting

[pure dew]

Real

[rocky dagger]

u bullying kommy and butter

[weary wasp]

and the siren poll, i want a good cosmetic

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[modern yoke]

Yeah

[merry robin]

True

[modern yoke]

That's where the fun lies

[merry robin]

Bro is a menace

[weary wasp]

ppl vote for the meta

[modern yoke]

[pure dew]

Menace to society

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Formi

[dark solstice]

Car

[merry robin]

Weights more than an 100 elephants

[weary wasp]

dont make me remember the useless augment

[merry robin]

[modern yoke]

[dark solstice]

Isn't it bugged or something?

[merry robin]

Couldnt handle the weight

[next helm]

Do you miss your old childhood shows?

[dark solstice]

Someone said yesterday, if it's not she still powerful

[pure dew]

Kursk spin

[dark solstice]

Kinda surprised me as I haven't used her in a long time

[merry robin]

Someone send him Amagi speen

[next helm]

Wake up

[pure dew]

Wakey wakey

Is time to school

[next helm]

Wanna me post the most fear paper ever that humanity is fear of?

[merry robin]

💍

[pure dew]

Am telling to Musahi

[weary wasp]

just adding the augment doesnt do much. Even the stun is still 70% probability so in utility the difference is also small

[merry robin]

telling what?

[pure dew]

Looking for another ship

[merry robin]

Look at my name.

[weary wasp]

ah its 80 not 70 sorry

[pure dew]

Let me find her

[weary wasp]

i dunno why they didnt make it 100%

[merry robin]

[pure dew]

There she is

She's at great condition

[dark solstice]

Still useable

[modern yoke]

Sylla bonk me

[pure dew]

Lmao

[next helm]

Yo guys

I will rise battleship musashi from the depths

[dark solstice]

Need a welder ?

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-11523853064743036806

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

[onyx sandal]

Is the dal collab still on

[dark solstice]

Nope

[next helm]

Not just a bare hands to lift it

To lift super battleship like musashi

[pure dew]

@merry robin

[dark solstice]

Hold your breath

[merry robin]

Good luck not to be eaten by a whale.

[merry robin]

No

[next helm]

Oh your musashi well is located inside my country

so is my musashi now

;]

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

[late shale]

Very

[abstract ingot]

They probably would force anyone who takes it to scrap it like they did with Yukikaze

[next helm]

Also musashi is sleeping here one of our famous island

musashi wreck

[merry robin]

Bro u were Alaska.

[next helm]

she is sleeping peacefully

[late shale]

I was

[onyx sandal]

Sad I got too lazy to play

[late shale]

Or was i?

[merry robin]

Okay

U werent

[late shale]

Who knows

[pure dew]

Give it back before I shatter your ship like hood

[royal sigil]

Late for that convo that ended

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26407233

[next helm]

What happens if I don't...give...it...back?

just curious

[pure dew]

Gotta destroy you with Scharnhorst

Give my friend's ship back

[next helm]

Well i just gonna give you this pic from her wreck location

:]

[meager haven]

Weird RP going on

[pure dew]

Where you are now

[next helm]

Well at the sun

:]

I live there

[pure dew]

@merry robin get the ship

We going to sun

[merry robin]

I am at Saturn bruh

Too long

[pure dew]

Am at Mars bruh

[merry robin]

I will have to go through black hole

[next helm]

I wonder why no one will live here in the sun is kinda warm here guys

and I am the only one here live on the sun

[pure dew]

How tg

Tf

Am freezing at Mars

[mortal hill]

Hmm

[pure dew]

@merry robin save me

[merry robin]

teleports through black hole

We going to Saturn

[weary wasp]

that looks like octocorallia

[pure dew]

Les goo

[karmic delta]

Cannot bedge

Shall stay awake

[karmic delta]

For now

[meager haven]

Watch Princess Tutu to fall asleep

[next helm]

I mean she still intact

[karmic delta]

Bismarck ASMR 2026

[meager haven]

And listen to the asmr that is 90s-00s shoujo middle schooler voice acting.

[karmic delta]

I would listen to Bismarck ASMR but we haven't got that yet

[pure dew]

She's still sleeping

[karmic delta]

[pure dew]

I already listening

[meager haven]

Imagine Charybdis asmr

[tight roost]

name me the worst IP possible to collab with Azur Lane

[next helm]

Try roon ASMR it feels like she kindap you and lock in the basement

[pure dew]

And she tortures you

[karmic delta]

Wouldn't mind it ngl

[pure dew]

Would recommend

[meager haven]

Better than Taihou asmr

[karmic delta]

My special time with her

[pure dew]

She will drain you

[karmic delta]

[meager haven]

Taihou gaslights you into locking yourself into your quarters for the rest of your life asmr.

[grand lodge]

Who will

[next helm]

And she puts a ring on your finger and you know what the ring means

even you don't want :]

[karmic delta]

Roon my beloved

[meager haven]

Tell me what a ring on your ring finger means

Do tell

Tell the class

[karmic delta]

It means your forever obligated to give her pudding

Otherwise..

[meager haven]

Okay fair

She’ll get an infinite supply of rice pudding

[karmic delta]

Ja

[meager haven]

With the orange peel included

[weary wasp]

presence of corals indicate shallow waters and octocorallia is sign of relatively strong currents. hmmm in south east asia it would be great reef barrier or phillipines internal sea

[pure dew]

Scharnhorst my beloved

[weary wasp]

in indonesia the sea is very deep

[next helm]

I know right

[pure dew]

Wakey wakey

[weary wasp]

ah of course Leyte gulf

[royal sigil]

[pure dew]

Wake up is 10am

[burnt idol]

It means shikikan spent 10 dollars on me for 600 gems to make a promise with me

[next helm]

How

[next helm]

picks up this little creature and puts in area 51

[weary wasp]

Phillipine internal sea has a double barrier reef, it means currents are not strong. Leyte has a barrier reef with a crest, where octocorallia grows. Thats probably Leyte coral reef crest

and i dont remember shipwrecks in australia

[next helm]

we have a lot of shipwreck

mix with the US and japanese

Let me guess

Do you all wacth anime?

[heady pawn]

Inb4 new UR

[jaunty adder]

guys i'm dying

from boredom

[meager marsh]

This scared me

[pure dew]

How

[meager marsh]

This is wrong

[jaunty adder]

yo mama wrong

[meager marsh]

She is actually. How did you know…..

[jaunty adder]

wait

[meager haven]

My MOM

[jaunty adder]

shut up uggo

[heady pawn]

Nothing is wrong when the result is literally Mutsukii

[rocky dagger]

kashino better

[meager marsh]

What was I supposed to be waiting for. Did you delete your message. I got two notifs but I only see one message directed towards me….

[jaunty adder]

oh right

here

[meager marsh]

That is exactly what’s wrong

[meager marsh]

Why McDonald’s specifically….. I HATE McDonalds

[abstract jetty]

Hey when is the livestream for the December event?

[meager marsh]

Never

Everything is cancelled

[jaunty adder]

january 1

[static kernel]

VOTE FOR SUZUTSUKI

[meager haven]

That or Burgerking

Why is Enty in second

[jaunty adder]

WHY IS MID IN 2ND PLACE?

[static kernel]

GET HER INTO QUALIFIERS

[peak knoll]

[next helm]

I wonder what

...

[hearty salmon]

Hard to argue with that

I will now the kow

[blissful oxide]

to a brighter world

[rocky dagger]

we should all vote cow...

[next helm]

Why?

[rocky dagger]

biggest

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kashino-azur-lane-milk-anime-gif-11493708367339802340

[rocky dagger]

bIGGEST = RANK 1

[meager haven]

Kow is hot and cute

Infinitely better than Enty

[rocky dagger]

cow provides milk

[next helm]

Oh she

Well I already take her

:]

[merry robin]

[torn aspen]

Vote Ayanami 58 - 59 now lmao

[static kernel]

No VOTE FOR SUZUTSUKI

[hearty salmon]

Can I drink the milk?

[static kernel]

ayanami doesnt need the votes

[hearty salmon]

[rocky dagger]

it's for skk so yes

[static kernel]

Aya will qualify just fine

[hearty salmon]

Say no more

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ayanami-excited-gif-20109200

[next helm]

Yo is very cool to see if a movie make all multiverse from games we know, from anime we know, from cartoon we know, and other things in one scene seeing our childhood when we are a kid?

[clever sierra]

[next helm]

Imagine War thunder x azur lane where we can see a tank in azur lane driving underwater

Planes and more

[pure dew]

Wow did it

World of battleships

[next helm]

Nah I want to see enterprise riding a M4 Sherman tank at water

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1405048959105237012/HABRIN.gif

[torn aspen]

2nd Enty

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-zhu-yuan-qing-yi-gif-11350604525221971925

[hearty salmon]

HARBIN BOOBA

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/mafia-kajita-squeeze-hands-eyes-closed-gif-6655315437025702852

[mortal hill]

Fnaf collab when

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/rita-rossweisse-hi3-honkai-impact-honkai-impact-3-honkai-gif-18293634392384802650

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-gif-3341270171013977848

[modern yoke]

[next helm]

Imagine seeing a animatronic roon

[next helm]

would be scary ngl

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[next helm]

Try discord x azur lane?

xD

[oblique dove]

[fair narwhal]

OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED wearing a NEPD uniform

[fair narwhal]

Harbin X in Zhu Yuan uniform peak

[oblique dove]

I drew it a few months ago

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[next helm]

@oblique dove those hardwork are worth it

10/10 🔥

[oblique dove]

[jaunty adder]

i dont know why but i wanna smack his head

[hearty salmon]

RITA MY BELOVED

SUCH ELEGANCE

[fair narwhal]

I know and you did a fantastic job thanks!!

[pure dew]

Idk

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-honkai-impact-honkai-imapct-3rd-rita-rita-rossweisse-gif-2633557507075952755

[jaunty adder]

who wants a headpat?

[hearty salmon]

RITA MY BELOVED

[fair narwhal]

[hearty salmon]

MY BELOVED HOT SEXY WAIF

[jaunty adder]

i give you head pat

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-druski-head-massage-gif-3499712699215395740

[jaunty adder]

[next helm]

Can you headpat my B2 spirit bomber?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-zenless-zone-zero-end-call-zzz-zenless-gif-17388769593712699641

[sacred oak]

didn't know those coordinate thingies can reveal 7 boxes

[next helm]

Since I was a kid I dream of having my own B2 spirit bomber at my place with my own hangar bay and airport

[pure dew]

Damn

[wanton pelican]

Don’t forget to spend your collab points in the shop before the shop disappears

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-zenless-zone-zero-thinking-zzz-zenless-gif-14867177097752754984

[sacred oak]

just send pepsi a bunch of bottlecaps

[next helm]

Oh well can I send a old rusty atomic bomb to them too?

is been here very old

[surreal folio]

fallout economy be like

[sacred oak]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

for those not aware

[fair narwhal]

[peak knoll]

ZHU YUAN

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-zhu-yuan-dance-dare-gif-18412865926777808888

[next helm]

Is still on going?

[sacred oak]

oh no it's old

[mortal hill]

I'll spend my gems for cube

[wanton pelican]

Was that the guy who sued Pepsi because he didn’t get a plane from sending them a shit ton of bottle caps because of an ad?

[peak knoll]

Would

[next helm]

Damm I was gonna buy USS lowa with Pepsi points

[peak knoll]

Iowa mentioned

[wanton pelican]

Don’t do that

[sacred oak]

yeah. case went all the way to the supreme court and is now considered a landmark case for the ruling that joke adverts don't constitute a contract

[torn aspen]

Takagi-San

[wanton pelican]

lol

[next helm]

I would also use my Pepsi points to buy the entire united state of American if is a option

;]

[surreal folio]

buy dock slots instead

[wanton pelican]

Ayanami

[peak knoll]

Nice dock bro, solid shape a bit round around the edges but overall pretty good

[fair narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-thats-my-man-gif-17507326005836740313

[sacred oak]

you can keep everything within a thousand miles of florida. on the house.

[fair narwhal]

KC Iowa

[surreal folio]

[next helm]

Or what if I buy the entire earth using the Pepsi points

man that's a dream

[jaunty adder]

where admin when you wanna bully them?

they keep avoiding me

[torn aspen]

[peak knoll]

Love her design

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-monarch-sad-justagram-rain-gif-26187339

[fair narwhal]

I agree Good design

[jaunty adder]

which shipgirl you think can 100% free bird on GH?

[meager haven]

Clevebruh

West Virginia

And her sisters (probably)

[hearty salmon]

Can I get a feel of Harbin's boobs?

[jaunty adder]

here's a spicy pic of soyuz

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1405048959105237012/HABRIN.gif

[stiff forum]

YAY MOMMY

[hearty salmon]

Mother

Not mommy , Mother.

[pure dew]

@merry robin check this out

[merry robin]

I saw it

[merry robin]

Mommmy

[hearty salmon]

mmm

A very tasteful womb tatoo

Or maybe not a tattoo

but a love crest

iykyk

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Love sign

[peak knoll]

Just imagine how hot her skin will be in 2 weeks or so

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-4d-zzz-pop-out-zenless-zone-zero-gif-12997000552254544651

Sisters

[fair narwhal]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

[next helm]

Yo that's cool

image Zhu yuan will break your screen

and into reality

[restive wing]

You know what time it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1409954906198114447/Its_Harbin_Time.gif

[next helm]

yes and takes her to a isolated island

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[restive wing]

Oh great Rubi lick again and again and again and again

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[restive wing]

Rita? I haven't see her for awhile idk some her imposter name vita whatever she is

[normal acorn]

After the rapture, Bismarck will return to smite the wicked ones whom haven't submitted to her holy will
Before her return, she shall take all of her children whom have stayed loyal to her

[peak knoll]

That would be nice

[next helm]

I wish I was in the room

[pure dew]

Damn

[fair narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1406513979777355830/Howbig_was_it_harbin.gif

[next helm]

Is she asking a hug?

[static kernel]

Vote for suzutsuki pls

[static dew]

A Bismarck rapture, hmmm?
I can dig it.

[glacial arch]

Was tasked with making a Christmas playlist

Imma sneak in "battle for the boy"

[normal acorn]

Have you read Bismarckian scripture?

The Bible of the religion of Bismarckism?

Of course you haven't, it's still being written

[static dew]

I have not.
Smashes the "I would like to know more" button

[glacial arch]

I think you mean "biscuitism"

[normal acorn]

Blasphemy

[stiff forum]

SKIN?

[peak knoll]

Iron blood baddies

[glacial arch]

Yis

[normal acorn]

There's currently seven verses as she has revealed to me thus far
She talks to me man
I don't call myself her prophet for no reason
-# god I'm such a fucking loser LMFAO

[peak knoll]

Yeah every year in December we get a first batch of skins for PR ships that were released that year

[glacial arch]

Also look at that Deutschland plushie!!

So adorable!

[stiff forum]

hm

cute

[peak knoll]

Oh shit yeah I just noticed it, its really cute

[abstract ingot]

Omg the plushie

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[glacial arch]

I want one 🩷🩷🩷

[glacial arch]

Yes you are

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-littorio-roose-gif-21314616

[peak knoll]

Same ngl its great

[stiff forum]

did i got rizzed

[glacial arch]

You sure did!

Who can resist Littorio's charm!

[peak knoll]

Double rizzed even

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-jjk-satoru-gojo-gojo-domain-expansion-gif-7399532150462049708

[static dew]

Me, easily. Because my heart is held by Prinny

[meager haven]

Prinny who

We have like 6 or 7 Prinz’

[fair narwhal]

[glacial arch]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-gif-22771012

Oh?~

[static dew]

This one. The one, the only.

[meager haven]

She ain’t the only.😔

[static dew]

The only one that matters.

[meager haven]

She’s the least meta relevant one

[static dew]

Who cares about that shit?

[meager haven]

Yes

[static dew]

Waifu > meta.

And Eugen is 100% waifu material

[meager haven]

That’s why all the top 20 girls are SR or UR.

[static dew]

Cool story bro.

[meager haven]

Eugen’s cool

But there are still other prinz’

[glacial arch]

She's 110% alcoholic material

[static dew]

A risk I shall gladly take

And besides, Eugen is the only one who had a comic where she was referred to AS prinny

[glacial arch]

Your wallet will be drained

[static dew]

And, afaik, none of the others are ever referred to as such

[static dew]

Acceptable trade.

[glacial arch]

You'll have to endure her drunk flirting tho

[meager marsh]

Doesn’t sound bad at all

[static dew]

I find these terms acceptable, as I know she'll always come back to me for night sorties

Plus, she loves flirting with people to mess with them. I already know how she is

[meager haven]

What would she do if she drank coffee instead

[hearty salmon]

Drunk Flirting?

Endure?

You mean Enjoy?

[static dew]

Hyper-flirting/teasing

[meager haven]

Would she start rapping flirtatious lines

[hearty salmon]

fSame

[static dew]

Tease with flirtatious lines.

And I guarantee Wales will be pulled into it somehow

[glacial arch]

No

Endure.

Cuz you'll have to pick her up, tuck her in bed, and make her drink water etc

[static dew]

Wow be into the one who convinces her to do jagerbombs

[glacial arch]

You gotta be ready to take care of drunk wife!

[meager haven]

Eugen can’t get drunk

[static dew]

I find these terms acceptable

[meager haven]

Or well shitfaced drunk

[static dew]

She literally has a skin for that.

[meager haven]

Nah she’s faking it

[glacial arch]

You mean like this?

[static dew]

Something like that.

Dunno how someone so slender has space for 35 steins of beer, but alright

[glacial arch]

She's built different

[static dew]

Wisdom cube magic, ig

[glacial arch]

Similarly to Gangut

[static dew]

Inb4 they were planning on getting skk a little drunk

[glacial arch]

I'm greek.

I can take it

[static dew]

And then became best friends

[glacial arch]

Never in my life I've become drunk

[static dew]

Never having had alcohol doesn't count.

[glacial arch]

One night I drank 3-5 different drinks (vidka, tequila, beer, Retsina, jin, and soem others and some others i don't remember) and was not drunk at all

[static dew]

Well, depending on how often you had each, then standard biology can easily dunk all those

[glacial arch]

I had them one after the other

[static dew]

A shot or two an hour, for example, will barely be enough to get and keep a buzz

[modern dew]

balls

[static dew]

Did you have anything to eat beforehand?

[glacial arch]

I don't remember

[static dew]

sounds like you were drunk, kekeke

[hearty salmon]

So I get to babysit a hot sexy woman with big boobs

[glacial arch]

Nah

It was just years ago

[static dew]

I dunno. You don't remember what you did before a handful of shots, and don't remember what you had after the handful of shots

[glacial arch]

Yus

And make sure you have her some food to eat when she wakes up.

A good commander takes care of their ships

[hearty salmon]

Takes care of their wives*

[static dew]

Indeed. And don't forget to cuddle, too

She will wanna wake up to you snuggled up to her

[glacial arch]

No i remember

We played at the beach with a ball, we played Palermo, we had music etc

Also, my cousin told me to not tell my mother how much I drank

I just don't remember what I ate

[peak knoll]

Cutie patootie

[static dew]

So all you had the whole night was a handful shots and a beer, in an hour?

[static dew]

A decent meal before hand greatly aids in burning through the alcohol

So if was just 6 shots or so and a beer, and nothing else, I can see you just rocking a decent buzz all night

[peak knoll]

Ignored message

[glacial arch]

Just snacks

[static dew]

Now if you wanna test if you can hold your alcohol, do the vodka again, but keep it up all night 6 shots an hour for a couple hours in a row will tell you real quick what your tolerance is

[pure dew]

1 minute of silence

Nvm

[glacial arch]

Shots= full glasses

[glacial arch]

It was definitely way more

[peak knoll]

Time to break the silence with NJ

[static dew]

Like, 12oz bar glasses?

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gascogne-seseren-gascogne-cartoon-gif-17917812

[glacial arch]

Yis

[static dew]

Or the classy whiskey glasses?

[glacial arch]

So adorable 🩷🩷

[static dew]

So lemme get this straight.
A 12oz bar glass of tequila, vodka, beer, gin, wine, and some other stuff?

[peak knoll]

[peak knoll]

Real

[static dew]

First of all gremlin. Wine in a bar glass is trashy

[pure dew]

Cake

[glacial arch]

Yus

[static dew]

Second, how the fuck did you NOT pass the fuck out?

That's beyond normal alcohol tolerances

[peak knoll]

Cake

[glacial arch]

Not a bar.

We took drinks with us and went on beach for my cousin's birthday

[static dew]

You had what amounts to a handle of vodka's worth of alcohol

A bar glass is just a generic 12oz glass that's wider at the top than the bottom

[glacial arch]

Idk

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gascogne-seseren-gascogne-cartoon-gif-17917812

Smash

[glacial arch]

Also,

When my dad was drinking with his friends, I was given a glass of strong drink and was like "this is like water"

[static dew]

I mean, people who need chasers are weak

[glacial arch]

Kissable

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-british-meowl-british-british-cat-innit-gif-4785724705753395242

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-nakhimov-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-1817093814208627554

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-laugh-subarashii-goku-black-subarashii-future-arc-gif-6609240561745709458

[ivory oyster]

no monke

[glacial arch]

It is beautiful

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/suguru-geto-geto-suguru-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-5602800030380057581

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[static dew]

Dawwwww cheshy

[ivory oyster]

seen it, use it

[glacial arch]

Aww

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-prowler-meme-gif-9158815008828746045

[serene elm]

the fact that not even google image search can find where this is from is really sus

[peak knoll]

AVP

Oh no its PIT, quick everyone pretend like he doesn't stink

[next helm]

Do you guys

Wacth some cartoon shows?

[static kernel]

Vote for her

Suzutsuki

[pure dew]

Me fr

[peak knoll]

What place is she

[pure dew]

Flat

[static kernel]

256

[ivory oyster]

nice quality but how do i save it?

[static kernel]

so close

[serene elm]

gravity falls is all I really got interested in recently I already saw it multiple times

aside from that no

[static kernel]

Is standards so fucked that perfectly modest boobs that would be just realistic irl is flat?

[ivory oyster]

u mean aNiMe???

[peak knoll]

So halfway then, nice

[next helm]

Any

[static kernel]

She needs to be over 240 to qualify

[next helm]

I know anime like one piece especially azur lane has anime too

[peak knoll]

Oof well hopefully she will be

[static kernel]

Its not strictly about suzutsuki

Its about sending a message
That there is value in modest tits

As a counterweight to the big cows

[ivory oyster]

wowowowowo

dont argue

all size make the wood rise

[static kernel]

Not lolis tho

[ivory oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-kratos-that-is-where-you-are-wrong-gif-26016514

[meager haven]

Watch Regular Show

[ivory oyster]

family feud

[meager haven]

My favorite cartoon, Family Feud.

[ivory oyster]

those who know, knows.
those who doesn't go watch it

[meager haven]

You mean to tell me Suzutsuki isn’t a loli

Impossible, no way someone moderately flat and short isn’t

Suzu is really fucking cute though. Hopefully she’ll get another skin along with Georgia some day.

[static kernel]

She isnt too short

[ivory oyster]

size is just a preference....just like how you like your beef rare, medium, or well done

[static kernel]

And she does have some booba

[ivory oyster]

lolis are a choice too || and i love that ||

[meager haven]

Mmm medium rare

[static kernel]

or medium medium rare

[ivory oyster]

luckily i dont eat beef

[static kernel]

If i can imagine her being over 145cm easily then she good

How short would you bet on mutsuki or kisaragi be even in retrofit form

127cm?

[meager haven]

Three feet

Rahhh

[static kernel]

Meanwhile i picture suzutsuki as like 5 feet tall

[ivory oyster]

u step on them?

[static kernel]

Ez

[meager haven]

Punt them fr

[hearty salmon]

Nightbattling AVP

[meager haven]

Would it even be a battle with her

[serene elm]

sus

[meager haven]

Shota skk

[serene elm]

commander about to announce siren alliance

[static dew]

Oh. Oh no....

[static dew]

Two of these choices are acceptable, and the other will draw extreme prejudice and judgement

[meager haven]

Anything over medium is a crime frfr

[hearty salmon]

Only one way to find out

[meager haven]

Mmm I sure love my charcoal

[static dew]

Medium-well is the limit of a sane decision

[thorny haven]

Skk eos

[meager haven]

Good

[ivory oyster]

that is the community limit, not MY limit

[static dew]

Enjoy your crunchy rubber, ig.

[meager haven]

You’re getting a lump of coal for Christmas for dinner.

[ivory oyster]

no i dont eat beef

my culture and parent forbids it

[static dew]

Fair enough. Probably for the best, tbh. Beef isn't what you could call healthy, anyway

[meager haven]

Okay it’s a lump of coal with chicken stock poured over it.

[ivory oyster]

i simply just not really like em anyway

[static dew]

Deer on the other hand....... That's the good stuff

[ivory oyster]

oh deer

[meager haven]

Eat feesh

Specifically catfeesh

[static dew]

And charcoaling deer meat should honestly be a crime

[ivory oyster]

eat feet

[meager haven]

Pigs feet is icky

[static dew]

"everything but the squeal" is a phrase that exists for a reason

[ivory oyster]

especially those has been marinated in silk leggings for whole day

i know u guys love it

[static dew]

Nnnnope.

[meager haven]

Can we ban this guy

[ivory oyster]

aka thighs

[static dew]

Not a sweat or foot person. Whatever floats your boat, ig

[ivory oyster]

not i am not too

hey rainbow stuff, should i ?

[static dew]

It really is too bad that we cant see vote counts anymore

[static dew]

Oh. You don't have the money for it

[ivory oyster]

i can make the money

[static dew]

Do it

The rainbows are worth it

30 mins for a handful of BP's and for only 5k and 5 cubes. That's a pretty good deal

[ivory oyster]

im not aiming for research 2 ships but i want the rainbow main gun

[static dew]

I mean, sure.

[ivory oyster]

all those kitakaze and whatever its kinda useless to me

[static dew]

Still a good deal, no matter what

[meager haven]

Always

[ivory oyster]

plymouth i'll see when i have the free time to get her

[static dew]

And the fact you GOT the face research for her means you still need the plans, anyway

[stuck wolf]

Will there be a new PR soon?

[static dew]

It's several birds with one stone

[static dew]

Probably not till sometime next year

We just got 8 this year

Back in what, July? August?

[stuck wolf]

I see thank you. Heheh and also hope they make more L2D+ skin

[static dew]

Oh they will. L2D does gangbusters, especially for the popular ships

[stuck wolf]

Or revamp the old L2Ds

[static dew]

This will rarely happen. They'd rather focus their efforts on new skins, sadly enough

They may even deign to allow an artist to choose a static skin to become L2d

That's even more rare

[stuck wolf]

Well its alright as long as the new L2D+ is worth the gem. And hope they make something for Musashi or Persues

[static dew]

I think only a couple skins got the static 2d - to -L2d treatment?

[static dew]

The former will definitely get another skin and most likely another l2d or three.

Musashi is very popular

[stuck wolf]

They are sleeping with Persues where she is one of the best if not the best aircraft carrier out there

[static dew]

Perseus, not so much.

[stuck wolf]

Well atleast for my main fleet 😂

[static dew]

She may get one or two more

[stuck wolf]

I ran Persues NJ and Musashi

[static dew]

Tbh they'd do JUST as well for a bosskiller

[solid whale]

hell nah we getting UR cardboard?

[static dew]

All three of them are strong, and they all three have crossfleet capability to support a mobclearing fleet

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-bongo-azur-lane-bongo-atago-gif-20439094

[solid whale]

[restive wing]

Ataco

[stuck wolf]

Thats right
My other fleet is with UVH Shinano vanguard

[static dew]

Three more strong ones

[stuck wolf]

I am so poor with team composition hahaha I base on skin and how they look

[static dew]

Though, for most content, you don't need quite THAT much

[static dew]

Tbh, same

[ionic dock]

waifu is the ultimate META

[stuck wolf]

Hallelujah brother

[ionic dock]

but i gotta say havin a waifu that is also a meta slaps hard

[static dew]

You really only need to worry about actual meta comp when you're pushing hardmodes, later world's, astrology bosses, or trying to easy-clear OpSi meta coordinate bosses

And pvp has its own meta

[ionic dock]

tru, am literally stuck at ch15-3 rn

nd am too lazy to clear it cuz at this pt its too rng for me to be able to clear it

[static dew]

Yeah that requires an actual strategy of some kind

[stuck wolf]

I am still on 12 and farming for exp tk get Brest

To*

[static dew]

A worthy farm

[ionic dock]

tru, i prob need to dev more cvs

[static dew]

Brest is stronk

[ionic dock]

thats nice

[static dew]

Got any of the top tier US CVS?

[stuck wolf]

I like the design and skin thats all hahahaha

[static dew]

Same. For ..... Reasons.

I definitely don't see elf and immediately like

[stuck wolf]

If they will release L2D+ for Brest, its an auto buy

[static dew]

I slammed out Gouden Leeuw in the first week of her release purely because of her design.

[ionic dock]

i fully deved shinano, amagi, implac, fritz, unicorn, independence nd enterprise

[static dew]

They have one!

[rose snow]

what does this mean?

[ionic dock]

they actually hav 1

[static dew]

Independence, enty, and shinano are must haves for the boss killer, methinks

[austere mesa]

iirc that isnt* l2d+

[static dew]

Maybe?

[austere mesa]

i have it.. just need to boot up

[ionic dock]

this is l2d

[austere mesa]

l2d yes l2d+ no

[static dew]

I use her in that skin as my fifth secretary slot

[ionic dock]

yeah righttt

[static dew]

And I use the form where she has the ribbons out

[static dew]

But I don't think it's the l2d+

[ionic dock]

well i got implac for that but yeah

[ionic dock]

yeah

[ionic dock]

nd yeah ur right

[static dew]

Mmmmm. Then shinano, independence, and enty or implac

[ionic dock]

implac is for the support fleet cuz i can equip her w/ 2 pancakes

[static dew]

And unicorn for support, too. Need that heal

[ivory oyster]

implap

[ionic dock]

rel

[ivory oyster]

made for nuke

[ionic dock]

literally the goated shipgirl

[static dew]

Is unicorn RFd?

[ionic dock]

carryin shikikans from the start till the end

[ionic dock]

ofc

[static dew]

Good.

[ionic dock]

its like a nobrainer RF ngl

[static dew]

There's someone who did 15-3 with mob clear fleet of, like, 3/6 french boats

[ionic dock]

dang alr

i need more tenrai tho

[static dew]

Here it is

Sorry. It's 4/6 french mob clear

[ionic dock]

bet

[static dew]

But the boss kill fleet definitely needed the meaty American CVs

[ionic dock]

i didnt get yorktown 2

[static dew]

You will eventually.

[ionic dock]

deving essex wdnt be a problem

i still wanna get laffey 2

[static dew]

Can probably replace her with enty or implacable

Laffey 2 event is due for a rerun soonish, I think

[ionic dock]

id say enty maybe cuz i need implac for support fleet

[ionic dock]

fair enuf

[static dew]

Enty is still good she's not godlike anymore, but she's still good as fuck, considering she's been out since the start, has no refits or unique gear, and hasn't gotten a skill update

70% for double damage is still good, kek

If they ever give her a unique gear that boosts that to even 80% it'd be good as fuck

Nevermind if she gets a refit that gives her some leadership ability or crossfleet, or support. Hell, literally any second skill that does anything short of reducing damage the player deals will be fuckin good af

[ionic dock]

yup

[static dew]

And if she ONLY gets a chance boost to the skill via refit? Still fucking godlike, and a massive damage boost

[ionic dock]

we'll see

[austere mesa]

-# cope for enty retrofit / aug item for 100% proc

[static dew]

She hasn't gotten ANYTHING since her release

[static dew]

Even a 5% boost is a big dps boost

10? Hella boost. 20? Jfc the overall damage boost

[sullen frost]

Azur lane UI could really use a revamp imp

Imo

[static dew]

It already got one.

And then another

[sullen frost]

damn didn't know that I just started like yesterday

[static dew]

Surprise!

Here's what the previous UI looks like, and you can still select it, too

Had to search for the first ui

This is what it was on launch

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/nimi-z23-azur-lane-gif-22415798