al-general

[stable plank]

[sleek cape]

Okay sorry I’m not gonna start preaching

[devout bough]

no, but i'll send him to NTR a poor sod

[atomic dew]

spoiler alert he was not Russian

[stable plank]

dont order drugs through usps kids

and dont wear cargo shorts

[obtuse crystal]

This is going to sound stupid but AL showed me what France should be

[stable plank]

georgia (the state)

[sleek cape]

Yeah uh.. don’t bring up religion in here it’s horrible

[daring vale]

was wondering why my soyuz's damage was so bad
turned out.
i forgot to put any gear at all on her. not even gray or blue gear.
ive been using a gearless soyuz

[sleek cape]

🫩

[atomic dew]

a civil war between 2 different ideologies?

[sleek cape]

Please do tell

[quasi nebula]

Superior country?

[obtuse crystal]

Richelieu is literally right here...

[quasi nebula]

o o f

[obtuse crystal]

A country filled with trad cath women

[sleek cape]

Mhm

I agreee

[obtuse crystal]

Like it was before... that incident

[stable plank]

there have been times i get a ship to 120 and realize she only had torps or an aa gun equipped

[sleek cape]

Gulp

Before we started fucking up

[obtuse crystal]

And Quebec was like that too before the boomers

[tight roost]

guys if AL,BD2 and NIKKE get sanitized,wyd?

[sleek cape]

Nothing

I wouldn’t mind

[obtuse crystal]

Hope God forgives my sins

[stable plank]

al needs it

bring back comfy skins

make skins comfy again

[sleek cape]

True

[stable plank]

[obtuse crystal]

Agreed

[tight roost]

captain,decrease al's lewdness to genshin-levels now

[sleek cape]

I need to think of a name for this OC

[quasi nebula]

casual ones, date outfits, winter ones, school ones, etc

[atomic dew]

poor genshin making no profits

Oh wait

[tight roost]

what is the safest gatcha game in terms of lewd content?

[obtuse crystal]

Reverse 1999

[stable plank]

idk. cookie run?

[hearty salmon]

Whats comfier than no clothing

[sleek cape]

Gamer this is not your convo

[stable plank]

i dont keep up with gachas

[tight roost]

my mind is telling me Genshin Impact

[hearty salmon]

The boobs can breathe

[sleek cape]

Go back to gooning

[atomic dew]

I was gonna say battle cats then I remembered the LR cats

[hearty salmon]

And the floof can floof

[versed ruin]

Why do we love new jersey so much?

[stable plank]

butt

[sleek cape]

She’s the only Iowa

If she wasn’t I wouldn’t bother with her

[tight roost]

Genshin,sir?

[quasi nebula]

Honey, Honey? Honey, Honey
uhhh.. Honey!
Hoooneyyyy

• reasons for New Jersey

[obtuse crystal]

Mogador?

[obtuse crystal]

Most Reverse has is some stuff

[nova elm]

Green Goblin

[tight roost]

tell me how R;1999 is safer than Genshin?

[sharp swan]

914 TECH POINTS

[sleek cape]

No.

[devout bough]

because anything is safer than genshin

[quasi nebula]

Normal answer
Iowa-class, bright and happy personality, UR, uhhh.. Honey

[stable plank]

i have no idea what these gacha are besides genshit

[obtuse crystal]

No lewd stuff other than jokes and certain scenes

[sharp swan]

only 86 more points till kearsarge!

[nova elm]

G U N

[atomic dew]

You have severe brainrot if you think genshin doesn’t use some form of lewdness to appeal

[sharp swan]

honey

[austere mesa]

[sharp swan]

Raiden.

case closed

[stable plank]

lisa climbing sfx

[austere mesa]

gotta love a girl who can pull a sword out of her ars uh i mean breasts

[quasi nebula]

You mean... this Raiden? (it's a joke)

[nova elm]

Lauma

Literal cutscene tease

[atomic dew]

Monas very introduction is just the most blatant ass shot

[meager haven]

It’s not fanservice if they’re not in a bikini or sitting on your face.

[stable plank]

Raiden Shogun vs Raiden (MGRR) vs Raiden (Mortal Kombat)

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/hoyo-genshin-nod-krai-luna-archon-gif-13610471115317461870

[atomic dew]

‘This isn’t lewd at all, this camera angle is vital to establishing her character’

[nova elm]

Ts

[stable plank]

boss i assure you, the upskirts while climbing are important to gameplay while the player searches for 800 chests that give 2 currency each

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/nefer-neffer-genshin-anime-genshin-impact-gif-9491734482584490488

Can confirm i was the chair

[sullen frost]

Hi guys

[stable plank]

too bad shes wearing shoes

[sleek cape]

Hi

[sullen frost]

I am new to this can anyone give me a beginner guide and tips.

?

[meager haven]

Get Unicorn, retrofit her. Win

[nova elm]

Get unicorn. Any other go to #gameplay-help for extremely useful tips

[sharp swan]

Isn't unicorn a child

I am allergic to children

[nova elm]

Duh

[rain valley]

https://azurlaneecgc.com/newbie_tips/

[nova elm]

You're just allergic to girls and women

[meager haven]

She’s the best ship in the game gameplay wise so.

[sullen frost]

Tysm

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736293761834811443/1441956190329372784/3525ftgy9efb1.gif

[nova elm]

Nuh, Cassin the best

[meager haven]

True

Cassin is pretty damn good

[stable plank]

unicorn retro+ infinite preload

[nova elm]

Cassin, Downes and Erebus is an absolute team for world 15

[atomic dew]

[nova elm]

God that's cancer.

Sounds like a long island buff

Her double airstrike % thing gets transferred to other teammates

[stable plank]

long island chips gif

[obtuse crystal]

Lewd stuff in Reverse 1999:
||-When you first meet Druvis it's basically a foot fetish scene||
||-Arcana. No further comments||
||-Dikke is shown to have large breasts when wearing a sports outfit||
||-Kakania mocks a man's "lack of performance in the bedroom" (actual quote btw)||
||-It's implied that Marcus sees a lewd painting||
||-Not 100% sure if this one is true but it might be implied that an Austro-Hungarian soldier saw through Kakania's invisibility by looking up her skirt after Kakania tripped||
||-Hoffman pulls a note out of her "bosom" as the game describes it||
||-Nautika's insight 2 outfit||
||-In one cutscene the camera is zoomed in on Ms Grace's chest before zooming out and her chest is larger than usual in this scene for some reason. Probably because she's facing towards the camera||
||-Arcana's second outfit||

[nova elm]

LUCY GOES CLANK CLANK WE GO BANG BANG

[sullen frost]

Oo turns out I've already played this game but just a little

[obtuse crystal]

Oh yeah that too. I remember that

[stable plank]

long island very cute

[nova elm]

Long Island II when?

[obtuse crystal]

This showed me that Im not the only straight male who plays this game

[ivory bridge]

I agree, she's one of my favourites

[nova elm]

Wait next event is EU UR right?

[obtuse crystal]

Its VERY LONG

Like GFL long

[nova elm]

That's if you play OpSi

I just play campaign and it took me around 4 months

[devout bough]

Alsace also top 3 in JP

Hakuhou leading

[sharp swan]

you're going back to the fox mines

[devout bough]

Honey 2nd place

[steep minnow]

I live in the fox mines

[sullen frost]

Oh u know gfl too lOl

I am just at like 1-3 in azur

[steep minnow]

They call it a den

It is cozy in the winter

[hearty salmon]

Hot

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

Ah

10AM

Time to cook the budget breakfast

Instant noods baby

Because I am too poor

[obtuse crystal]

I remembered more:
||-Lucy. Just... look at her design||
||-There a masochist soldier who wants to get beaten up by Lilya||
||-Risa Mei Burnice Anjo is a succubus, enough said there||
||-Medicine Pocket is mentioned to have no... uh... lower parts...||
||-Bunny Bunny is a playboy Bunny type thing||
||-For a 17 year old Desert Flannel has a massive rack and her model has some... physics...||
||-Blonny is an adult with a massive rack and... physics...||
||-Kaalaa Baunaa, like Blonny, adult with physics||

[obtuse crystal]

Yep

[steep minnow]

Get out there and get that bag.

[devout bough]

i'm eating out with friends tonight so i'll probably eat something quick for lunch

[obtuse crystal]

And to prove it, you get her by beating 1-6. She's level 15 with 3 dummy links

[rain valley]

interesting lookk for the new event

[heavy pagoda]

yes very

[devout bough]

hmmm

[rain valley]

almost looks UN-ish?

[viscid nest]

to a brigter this beautful world

[quasi nebula]

getting more and more closer (not really) to learn what happened in Alpha World

lol

[obtuse crystal]

Is this it?

[rain valley]

yup

[austere mesa]

SG Ragar upgrading

[quasi nebula]

Helena 2 confirmed /j

[nova elm]

What? Is the next event gonna be just 5 days of endless meetings between factions towards no actual progress like the real UN?

[austere mesa]

-# i just want SG radar aug that procs 100%

[viscid nest]

write a strong worded letter to the sirens

[austere mesa]

dear sirens, please join us - we have cake

[modern yoke]

Reveal commander

[nova elm]

Which we will casually ignore and continue to beat their ass up

[sullen frost]

amazing LOL

[rain valley]

when SKK is revealed to have bigger tits than Kashino

[sleek cape]

Kick this commander out the meeting

[nova elm]

Fk you i serve only the siren alliance only

[quasi nebula]

Heretic

[obtuse crystal]

Her name is OTs-12 Tiss and she's the older sister of OTs-14 Groza. She's almost a foot shorter than Groza and has yet to appear in gfl2. However she has seen mentioned in Dusty journal elden succor

[quasi nebula]

/j

[agile silo]

We on the brink of the Cold War Era?

[austere mesa]

beat them to an inch of their life remaining before extending the invite to join

[obtuse crystal]

We have cold war ships

[nova elm]

Suck for you. I get free takoyaki every week

[quasi nebula]

lmao

[candid scarab]

With the name of the next event being To A Brighter World, what are the chances it's going to be a treaty between the Sirens and Kansen, leading to playable Sirens?

[obtuse crystal]

I really need to find the Mogador reaction image

[nova elm]

FUCK GES

YES

YES

[sleek cape]

What if it’s world peace

[modern yoke]

Wtf...Nuh uh

[nova elm]

OMM WOEERHEEEEE MOMMA PLAYABLE PURIFIER

[quasi nebula]

the Og crew (Elite Sirens) would be possible, but not Arbiters (probably)

[nova elm]

Sirens boutta rock up to the meeting with the drippiest car in the world

[rain valley]

I need to sit down and really dive deep into the story
Guam's event is the last event I'm fully missing
so soon I'll have the more-or-less complete story

[teal girder]

Skk hat reveal

[quasi nebula]

remember than EN version is usually messed up af

[rain valley]

thankfully, I'm not in #al-lore
so no issue there

[quasi nebula]

(well, said me who reads EN-only lmao)

[obtuse crystal]

Same

[obtuse crystal]

How many arbiters have we met?

[quasi nebula]

It is kinda understandable despite EN messing things up

[teal girder]

Empress

[obtuse crystal]

No but like there's 22

[sleek cape]

Some commanders have nice cars

[obtuse crystal]

I like how the commander isnt a dumbass and he comes to the conclusion: "Hey they're all named after tarots so there's 22"

[quasi nebula]

add in Hierophant and Magician

lore-wise

Oh, right

forgot about Death

[quasi nebula]

If you're asking lore-wise, only a few iirc

[obtuse crystal]

Meeting death was funny

[quasi nebula]

absolutely lmao

[obtuse crystal]

-Who are you?
-How did you get into my house?
-Hi?

[devout bough]

Wtf just got on my twitter feed

[sleek cape]

Why tf did you save it

[abstract ingot]

who is this?

[devout bough]

so i can force you all to watch it as well

[sleek cape]

ATP it sounds like we are talking about supernatural

[quasi nebula]

Enforcer VII: Pulverization

[sleek cape]

I love Roman numerals

[abstract ingot]

wowieels

[quasi nebula]

dropping Chariot here

[austere mesa]

skk xxv

[abstract ingot]

where do these fuckers appear?

[sharp swan]

I wonder when there will be a siren that falls for skk

lmao

[abstract ingot]

alsace event?

[fluid pier]

0

[obtuse crystal]

She's got normal skin

[quasi nebula]

Iirc, first meeting / Chariot mentioning was in Raffaello's event

with Chariot dropping out of the sky during Lion's event (where Glorious META suffered a lot, oof)

[abstract ingot]

I think I skipped both of those event stories because I was extremely busy irl

[austere mesa]

imagine reading

[abstract ingot]

I only read the first episode of story on the Lion event

[quasi nebula]

I did

[devout bough]

Lion event was peak

story and ships both

[obtuse crystal]

Not to be that guy but why are indy and portand different colors

[quasi nebula]

and tragic at the same time because of what Glorious META went through

[obtuse crystal]

So was the Rome one from 2023

[devout bough]

OMG RACIST MUCH??????

[obtuse crystal]

I was in Rome when it started

[devout bough]

IT'S JUST THEIR SKIN COLOUR!!!!

[rain valley]

FemSKK

[abstract ingot]

me when reading AL:
me when reading anything else:

[austere mesa]

happy for you but my basic reading skillz too low

[quasi nebula]

you get vanilia and choco flavors

[quasi nebula]

example of peak yuri

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-cookie-bed-gif-11367614

[austere mesa]

indy got a wonderful nuclear tan

[sleek cape]

Not funny

Actual Indy or AL Indy

[sleek cape]

Posting supernatural

[devout bough]

i haven't seen this in so long

from since when both me and my sisters were at home

(my sister made me watch it)

[sharp swan]

929 Eagle union points woo

[rain valley]

more FemSKK
because yes

[sleek cape]

I’m pretty sure that’s a whole ass character from another game

If I’m sure

[stable plank]

one of the best characters theyve introduced out of all of the event stories

[nova elm]

Honestly, I bet the SKK is female

[quasi nebula]

tasting Yuri was best choice ever made

[obtuse crystal]

Nope he's a dude per the animes and dialog

[obtuse crystal]

Fun fact, Jean Bart is the only atheist in the entire game

[nova elm]

Aren't the anime a whole different simulation universe

[quasi nebula]

become-a-girl beam exists for reasons

[obtuse crystal]

Slow Ahead

[rain valley]

some of the animes
some also have FemSKK

[sleek cape]

Uh… why aren’t you a girl then

[rain valley]

and EN's been localized to slowly make SKK gender neutral

[quasi nebula]

Azur Lane Anthology with FemSKKs

[obtuse crystal]

Rule 63?

I think

[quasi nebula]

haven't got that tech yet

[stable plank]

[nova elm]

The SKK gender ain't fixed...

Is it because SKK is a clone?

[sleek cape]

What

[static dew]

Seducing biscuit? I can dig it.

[sleek cape]

That made my brain hurt

[austere mesa]

skk is a bi-ez

[nova elm]

A doll made out of wisdom cube, to imprint someone's memories into a physical manifestation

[rain valley]

also the MassaJean artist uses FemSKK
and that is obviously the most important source

[rain valley]

there's a few in that series that have full view of an adult FemSKK

which is neat

[nova elm]

Best VC girl

[obtuse crystal]

So gatcha protags by gender:
-Pretty much every single one: Boy or Girl with a specific name/design
-GFL: customizable mc
-AL: Implied male
-R1999: Female who is not a self insert

[obtuse crystal]

Adult?

[quasi nebula]

imma post peak for Turquoise and other Orthodoxy enjoyers

[obtuse crystal]

Why is that specific?

[nova elm]

My little pirate

Oh sorry Privateer*

[obtuse crystal]

For an atheist she has a nice ass

[quasi nebula]

My little Privateer can't be this cute

[rain valley]

cause it also has child SKK a few times

[stable plank]

get her a pillow and blankie

[obtuse crystal]

Ah

Of course

[quasi nebula]

oh right... shota SKK
punchable training dummy

[rain valley]

Breaking has a bunch of different SKKs

[obtuse crystal]

Women and what's it called

[austere mesa]

mechaskk when'

[obtuse crystal]

My personal favorite

[rain valley]

we've already had that

but also peak

[nova elm]

Stupid idea but what if SKK is just Anzeel that had his memories wiped by the siren to test something?

[quasi nebula]

that's.... interesting

[nova elm]

Nah wait actually nvm, I forgot that the sirens actually differentiate between the commander and Dr. Anzeel

[quasi nebula]

I personally like to speculate that Aoste might become villain or something

[nova elm]

I mean whoever created the sirens will be the antagonist

[quasi nebula]

Sirens in theory were supposed to be allies for shipgirls, but ever since that "order" they became what they are, and what they do

[nova elm]

True

[quasi nebula]

Order 66, AL version

[static dew]

SKK was chosen to command the port because of their high affinity for wisdom cube shenanigans. Which could mean they very well may be wisdom cube dolls/clones

[stable plank]

i should marry arbiter strength

[nova elm]

See

This dude knows my headcanon

[obtuse crystal]

Warm up guitar solo

Heirophant: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer earth!"

Meanwhile at NATO HQ

Teflon Mark: "Gunther! The Arbiters have escaped! Recruit a team of Commanders with attractive qualities!"

🎸Epic guitar solo🎸

Go go Azur Lane!

Im so funny

[austere mesa]

not just the april fool one, but liek Robo-Ky kind of mechaskk (also preferably evil)

[quasi nebula]

Well, before lore expanded with the introduction of Leviathans, I loved to make fantasy that shipgirls build UEF Black Sun anti-planetary cannon from Supreme Commander
to nuke whatever main base in other dimension is located

and that just changed to
Use UEF Black Sun to nuke Leviathans

[stable plank]

[native silo]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

hi

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[slate halo]

Are you guys thinking they might release something big relating to skk?

[teal girder]

Melon

[nova elm]

Yes

[quasi nebula]

Helena META in mini-event made interesting record for SKK

and is about to do something with Tower

[rain valley]

if they are, I expect it to be a fake-out

[quasi nebula]

so perhaps more expansion to SKK

[teal girder]

Enty meta map drop

[nova elm]

SKK is the only person who could convince all the factions in Azur Lane to unite again

[quasi nebula]

or EXPANSION TO MORE QUESTION, RATHER THAN ANSWERS

[teal girder]

Is there such a thing Sex Meta too?

[quasi nebula]

Essex META?

There is XD

[teal girder]

Yea

[nova elm]

IB respects him
Italians are friendly of him
Sakura's is already working together
Parliament are literally just kidnapping SKK every other week

[stable plank]

essex meta feet

[teal girder]

Lemon feet

[nova elm]

If we're going to make a treaty for a brighter future, SKK needs to man up and unite them. Unless he gets assassinated midway thru by a Siren

[quasi nebula]

Helena META will nuke all Sirens for such number, should they success

[slate halo]

I wonder how.....

[stable plank]

if essex meta chibi isnt derpy looking, we riot

[quasi nebula]

meanwhile certain META lurking around....

[teal girder]

Never

[quasi nebula]

I just want her normal version..... 😭

[nova elm]

I forgot who this is... Bonne?

[quasi nebula]

Bon Homme Richard META

[stable plank]

richard

[quasi nebula]

Essex class carrier

[nova elm]

I thought for the longest time she was a destroyer lmao

[nova elm]

[quasi nebula]

😭

[devout bough]

😭

[quasi nebula]

also Arkhangelsk, get your ass back to Royal Navy

[teal girder]

Kirov

[rain valley]

Kronk being a 'master spy'
such wow. much spy

[nova elm]

Arkha was sent as a spy

[quasi nebula]

fair enough

[devout bough]

she was mindbroken already

[teal girder]

Soobrasky

[quasi nebula]

will have to polish her then

[devout bough]

soobrazitelniy

[nova elm]

Now that I thought about it, wtf is Tallinn doing too? I mean she's German

[quasi nebula]

IRL, soviet purchased unfinished Hipper class cruiser

[rain valley]

she was fully sold to the Soviets
as opposed to Arkh, who's on loan

[nova elm]

Yeah that's Tallinn

[devout bough]

THere's Kronk, Kiev, Arkh, Volga, and Soobra there

[nova elm]

Huh neat, so actual Russian

[devout bough]

i don't see Tallinn

[quasi nebula]

tho I wonder why she would have name "Tallinn" in AL universe, provided Baltic weren't eaten by commies

[nova elm]

No I was guessing since like Arkha is a spy, what is Tallinn doing

[quasi nebula]

welp, devs choice

[rain valley]

drinking
heavily

[nova elm]

Fair enough

[stable plank]

volga so beautiful

[nova elm]

German beer ain't that strong might as well buy russian Vodka

[modern dew]

might as well buy passingboy

[quasi nebula]

thanks to being shipgirl, NP girls can drink as much as they want without risk of intoxication or death lmao

[teal girder]

Russian milk

[nova elm]

Buy me

[rain valley]

oh they do get drunk

[nova elm]

I cost 300 cubes

[teal girder]

Sold

[quasi nebula]

but there is no risk of death or something

[nova elm]

[quasi nebula]

greatest perk for vodka enjoyers

[modern dew]

i offer 4 mushrooms

[nova elm]

Engine failure

[teal girder]

Normally drunk don't die

[nova elm]

I'm allergic to organic foods

[teal girder]

Just don't drive a car

[modern dew]

4 non organic mushrooms

[nova elm]

10 and it's a deal

[quasi nebula]

woe, Essex-class lemons be in yer mouth

[rain valley]

you can die from alcohol poisoning
or choke or on your own vomit while passed out or asleeps

[modern dew]

300

[nova elm]

Ah well that you see~ is a very ultra processed lemon flavoured candy with a citrus drizzle

[quasi nebula]

lemon-flavored MRE for Enterprise

[deft bramble]

Lowky ima save that

[quasi nebula]

hold up..
this might be..
Vote for Musashi propaganda

[static dew]

Well, I'm 99% sure it was mentioned somewhere in Canon that it was the case

[nova elm]

Fr

[quasi nebula]

that SKK has high affinity to Cubes?

it was

[nova elm]

Yes

But not the doll part

[static dew]

It's actually "vote for dishwasher art" propaganda, but still

[static dew]

Thought so

[quasi nebula]

Are you against Dish or something? (don't take that in offensive way)

[nova elm]

Doll part thing is still my headcanon

[static dew]

But this isn't exactly a hard stretch of logic

[signal delta]

[static dew]

Not in the slightest. Dish does the Lord's work

[nova elm]

I mean. The ship girls are made of the wisdom cube thing

[quasi nebula]

[nova elm]

Ain't exactly hard to think that the SKK as a factor in the current simulation is also a wisdom cube creation

[static dew]

Easiest way to have a high affinity for a thing, is to make the object you want to have high affinity artificially

[royal sigil]

I see Musashi upon entry here

[static dew]

It's just logical extrapolation.

[austere mesa]

imagine if a different artist drew ||loli|| musashi

[nova elm]

I feel like this is an instance of drug use but I'll let it slide

[nova elm]

Do you want it?

[austere mesa]

cute yes lewd no

[static dew]

Not at all. Think of it like an engine. If I want an engine that uses 93 octane, you make an engine that can handle it

[quasi nebula]

iirc, on al-lore, there were speculation about SKK being essentialy made / summoned by Wisdom Cube
or something
don't know details

[austere mesa]

skk the wisdom cube master

gotta catch em all

[nova elm]

Literal gameplay of AL

[static dew]

If you want a person with an affinity for neural networking, you create the neural interfaces, and implant them

[nova elm]

Pokémon with women

[quasi nebula]

or that SKK somehow was given that high-level affinity because of what happened at the end of Humanity-Leviathans war

[static dew]

So it stands to reason that if you want someone with a high affinity for wisdom cubes, you either breed them into being, do some genetic chicanery, or you do heavy experimentation on the person you want

[quasi nebula]

well, we may learn one day HOW SKK has that high affinity

for now, we can just speculate

[static dew]

Yeah. We don't really know, and was it even mentioned that SKK was even involved in the Leviathan stuff?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[quasi nebula]

involved in what sense?
encountering them?

[static dew]

In any sense. Was he a survivor of an attack? A noncom officer at the time? Enlisted rank? An honest-to-gods, Jack churchill-esque hero?

[glad plover]

Just make him a dirtbag sailor that got lucky

[quasi nebula]

Well, he was kind of scientist(?), rather assistant to both Anzeel and Aoste

from one day, being related to Navy

[agile silo]

These collabs is getting out of hand

[stark fox]

As far as we know, SKK's involvement was like. Minimal.

[quasi nebula]

Kinda agree here

[stark fox]

We don't know how far his "Assistance" went

[quasi nebula]

but Leviathans can recognize SKK as priority target due to how Leviathans operate / work on battlefield

[viral lance]

is this real 😭😭😭😭

[static dew]

And because they realise that he's in charge, and higher up in the CoC

[glad plover]

They can smell the nicotine coming off of him due to the sheer amount of cigs he smokes everyday

[static dew]

And that's outside of everything else, like cube affinity and moral

[quasi nebula]

iirc, SKK was made to be "forgotten", meaning there is possibility that Leviathans too "forgot" about SKK / stopped noticing SKK

[static dew]

I'd be a smoker to if I was the only bait in a port full of sharks

[stark fox]

TBF I think it's less "Oh look a priority target" and more
"Hey look an easy kill"

[teal girder]

Rip

[stark fox]

You kill the Grunts first in Halo

[static dew]

They say that, till skk summons his own rigging

[teal girder]

Play like hitman only major targets

[glad plover]

How does our OC even go into battle anyways? on a normal ship like the ones the enemy uses or does he get a piggy back ride from his secretary?

[quasi nebula]

kinda.. no
since some info mentioned that Leviathans were able to recognize leaders / high-value target to straigh-up ignoring fighters on field

[tight roost]

is Steam hostile against fanservice anime games now?

[static dew]

I like to imagine one of two scenarios:
SKK has his own rigging

[quasi nebula]

still, won't argue there

[tight roost]

cuz i saw goondust2 getting rejected

[teal girder]

Holocure is there

[static dew]

Or getting a piggyback from a shipgirl

[viral lance]

bro became a scientist to create a wife from ideas
its so peak

[glad plover]

Lol

[static dew]

Like that one image of skk getting a piggyback from enty

[quasi nebula]

BHR META jumpscare

[glad plover]

I want our OC to just be a normal supply clerk or sailor that was posted in a supply fleet, he missed roll call one day, the logistics convoy he was supposed to be part of sank, he was the only one left and Bam isntant promotion

[nova elm]

"you just wanna create cute white haired girls"

Yes. And we absolutely agree

[weak parrot]

hentai meta

[glad plover]

Imagine lmao if the ijn acutally made a ijn hentai

it would for sure be a cv or sea plane tendor

[royal sigil]

[static dew]

Ngl, my headcanon is that our skk managed to convince biscuit to hand over her siren cube, and he uses that to more accurately command in combat from the frontlines

[quasi nebula]

PoV: you said shit about shipgirls

[glad plover]

"Ok enty, she's gonna feint left, so pull back let her close in and hit her with a left hook. She's never fought a south paw"

[static dew]

Because why else does MY Bismarck not use siren cube powers?

[hearty salmon]

Becauze bismark is a biscut

A tough on the outside

Sweet inside softie

[static dew]

Sure, biscuit got an upgrade, but maybe her possessing the cube for a while caused the corruption, regardless of use

[hearty salmon]

Many hugs and loves for the biscuit

[static dew]

True.

[glad plover]

Wtf? when did yostar make a mecha game?

[nova elm]

It was a collab

[quasi nebula]

iirc, it was more april's fool

[glad plover]

oh lol

it looks good

[quasi nebula]

wanna have some.... questionable art regarding this armor-suit?

[glad plover]

?oooh?

[quasi nebula]

(it's not NSFW, trust me)

[glad plover]

sure

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[glad plover]

lmao

[static dew]

It is, but not for the reason you think

Giant robots are inherently nsfw

Like standing on a rolling desk chair

[tight roost]

did we found a gacha game that has worse monetization than EAshin Moneypact?

[static dew]

That's a mobile suit....
IT'S A GUNDAM!!!

[stark fox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No

[hearty salmon]

Oh my

[stark fox]

EA games are always shitty

[hearty salmon]

Look at those rigid curves

[quasi nebula]

HEY!
My Gund*m!

[hearty salmon]

[hearty salmon]

^

They’re like milk

[tight roost]

even BF6?

[static dew]

Ages poorly?

[hearty salmon]

Good for you but after a while when you forget about it

They age into stinky

[quasi nebula]

meanwhile Medal of Honor Pacific Assault: crying silently in a corner

[tight roost]

(that game is miles clear ahead of the glorified skibidi toilet video game)

[hearty salmon]

That one is an outlier

Thats the golden child

[stable plank]

buying new video games in the year of 2026

[hearty salmon]

The rest are inbred scum

[static dew]

The MoH series walked so CoD could trip and faceplant

[stable plank]

el oh el ecks dee

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-611235489385760039

[quasi nebula]

Oi, old CoD were great

[hearty salmon]

Especially those soft boobs

[quasi nebula]

before newer one arrived

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/dialyn-azural-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-smol-gif-12657911793869311466

[tight roost]

Black Ops 7 looks like a glorified Skibidi Toilet video game tbh

[hearty salmon]

Man I wanna just ask biscuit to death grip me into her bosom

[hearty salmon]

Looks like?

[quasi nebula]

I like some elements in BO7
but yeah, Treyarch fucked up that game lmao

[hearty salmon]

The giant breath spewing G-mod face didnt do it for ya?

Man its 11:11

[quasi nebula]

4:11 in EU lol

[hearty salmon]

I havent done anything other than belly rub my doggo and look at boobs

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

then... look at more boobs

[hearty salmon]

Post em for me

[static dew]

And that's why it tripped and faceplanted. It was doing so well

[static dew]

Mmmf

[quasi nebula]

BO7 being greatest ad for BF6

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

can't beat that

[royal sigil]

[stark fox]

[rain valley]

boobs waaaay too big for the Richelieus

[quasi nebula]

Pin, safe or not?

[nova elm]

Man I love Yoeri

[static dew]

Seems a tad lewd

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

well, it's not futanari tagged so

[static dew]

Decision is up to mods, though

[stark fox]

I think it's pretty...

[stark fox]

Delete

[quasi nebula]

Roger

done

thx for answer Pin 👍

have a nice day / night

[sleek cape]

Pin might ban me for how lewd this is

[quasi nebula]

extremely lewd

[sleek cape]

Totally

[nova elm]

So lewd

[static dew]

Wait

So lemme get this straight

It's NOT tagged futa, so delete?

[quasi nebula]

IT WAS NOT tagged as "futanari"

just "yuri" tagged

[static dew]

A man of culture, I see

[nova elm]

More like it was too lewd, however it wasnt futa

[quasi nebula]

sure, one could get implications but it was tagged as yuri without futanari tag

well, that's why I asked Pin whenever or not it could pass

[sleek cape]

Guys what if we all wore Arizona pfps for December 7th

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-14890552

[sleek cape]

Why not boy

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

imma do a bit trolling and put JP flag lmao

[sleek cape]

Don’t make me pull out USS Yamato

[static dew]

Might make her cry on principal

Tears of happiness, but still.
No making Arizona cry. For any reason

[nova elm]

Sure

[sleek cape]

See he agree

[quasi nebula]

Dare and entire US navy ships will somehow be spotted in Poland

[sleek cape]

I’ve had enough.. Jarvis send in USS Yamato

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[quasi nebula]

Fine, don't be suprised if your ships will be missing

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[sleek cape]

We will rebuild in seconds

[quasi nebula]

more for Romanians this time

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Sir do you wanna sign up for Arizona Pfp for December 7th?

[sleek cape]

Sir do you wanna sign up for message above me

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[late shale]

Hrm

What if i go another Battleship that was sunk at Pearl?

[sleek cape]

That’s also fine

[late shale]

I can agree to those terms...

[quasi nebula]

USS SKK about to change characters

(again)

[late shale]

Do i do Oklahoma or one of the ones who weren't permanent losses....hrm....

[sleek cape]

Not me

I’m already Ari

[static dew]

WV

[quasi nebula]

weren't you Missouri earlier tho?

[static dew]

Channel your inner John denver

[sleek cape]

Yeah but..

[late shale]

I think i will do West Virginia

[sleek cape]

Ari

[quasi nebula]

fair enough

[sleek cape]

West Virginia, blue ridge mountains 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[late shale]

Time to go find a good picture of her

[static dew]

Mountain mama is a good choice. She'll take you home on the country roads

[sleek cape]

Oh look at the coincidence of the song playing on Spotify

[quasi nebula]

have this instead

[static dew]

Fuckin Noice!

[late shale]

Hrm...

[static dew]

Love to see it

[quasi nebula]

or this

[late shale]

Hmm

[abstract jewel]

Uh oh, i dont like the sound of that final event. Seems a little to FINAL for my liking

[sleek cape]

Wdym

[quasi nebula]

it's final ending of beginning

[sleek cape]

This is far from the end

[quasi nebula]

we're just (finally) getting started

[devout bough]

what you talking about

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Helena META mini-event

the current prelude

or whatever it's named

from here

[devout bough]

there's literally nothing "end" or "final" about it though

[sleek cape]

Pluh

[quasi nebula]

depends, Helena META moved herself with Tower somewhere

with plans

well, agree that it's not "Final" type of battle against Leviathans

[sleek cape]

Your the bay harbor gooner

[quasi nebula]

????

[sleek cape]

Supernatural reference

[astral copper]

I need to find better equipment, I need to try harder.

[sleek cape]

I’ve seen your work

Goon here

Goon there

Goon west

[mental swift]

nice musashi

[sleek cape]

South

East

North

I know you.

[quasi nebula]

if it wasn't for that comment, I would start throwing words (memewise) about why u have german 305 on Musashi xD

[mental swift]

chicago west

north west

[quasi nebula]

no u didn't

[sleek cape]

How do you know I haven’t

[quasi nebula]

don't try it

[sleek cape]

[quasi nebula]

Stop or I will post precious Arizona art

[sleek cape]

Isn’t that a good thing

[quasi nebula]

It is

BUT

[sleek cape]

But what pal

[quasi nebula]

stole your

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-flag-gif-europe-gif-27418065

[sleek cape]

Can you believe it guys

Christmas

Just a week away

I wish

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Pluh

[quasi nebula]

mmH

[late shale]

Hi

[quasi nebula]

impossible, new word

XD

[weak parrot]

Where the hot Lego women at

[quasi nebula]

So, Arizona didn't dare to push further, huh

[sleek cape]

No..

I need oil

And you will not take oil

[quasi nebula]

dem, this Arizona art is so precious

[sleek cape]

Check Al art

[quasi nebula]

ironically, I am running low on oil in AL 💀

[late shale]

I waa feeling a little jolly

[quasi nebula]

keep it up

[sleek cape]

Sometimes I’ll forget this isn’t the only chat

[late shale]

I wish

[sleek cape]

Then when I check another chat

[sinful vapor]

Inter Miami won the MLS cup, therefore USS Miami soon

[sleek cape]

I see the most strangers ever

And I’m like

What the fuck

[quasi nebula]

al-lore is just like top-lane in League of Legends, it doesn't exist for normal people

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

If someone come up with a name I will marry them (OC purposes)

[late shale]

Hrm

[quasi nebula]

woo, Amagi!

[sleek cape]

I now know how to blackmail you

[teal girder]

cat

[mental swift]

car

[sleek cape]

Jarvis call in Maine to obliterate this guys house

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[quasi nebula]

ngl, I am looking for something equal to translation of japanese word "Aki", referencing Aki from WoWS XD

[sleek cape]

Aki is a Yamato hybrid 😔😔

[quasi nebula]

That's why it reminded me of Aki

that model from earlier

[quasi nebula]

bold to assume that this battleship won't be stolen while trying to reach Europe lmao

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Bold to assume it wouldn’t have killed anything on sight

[sleek cape]

Including pirates

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-team-fortress-tf-demoman-gif-21098351

umm

Arizona SKK

I think we need to have temporary alliance

[sleek cape]

Why

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

this SKK is suggesting us handholding or getting along

[late shale]

Peace through strength

[sleek cape]

We don’t do hand holding

Nuh uh

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Has to be NJ

Reminds me of her motto

[quasi nebula]

It is

[ember spindle]

yes it's nj

she's even on the ability icon

[quasi nebula]

tbh Arizona SKK, why don't we just get along and uhh.... delete G*rmany or something

[late shale]

Prosperity through excellence

[sleek cape]

Not bad idea but I must make IJN biscuit first

[quasi nebula]

lemme guess, Bismarck wedding legs charmed you?

I MEAN, BISMARCK SKIN

YES

[late shale]

Hrm...

[late shale]

Kaga supremacy indeed

[quasi nebula]

the one I spent around 3 month mining 3-4

good old times

[earnest frigate]

why are voice channels locked here

seems very iron axis

[late shale]

Real af

[quasi nebula]

imagine amound of n-word dropping on voice channels

or just pure chaos

[late shale]

Didn't even bother trying to get Akagi after I got Kaga

[earnest frigate]

@quasi nebula choose hope

[quasi nebula]

what hope

[earnest frigate]

just choose hope

[quasi nebula]

no thx

[earnest frigate]

Husarius that's enough.

[quasi nebula]

Stop it Agus

??????? xD

[earnest frigate]

😡

[late shale]

Hrm...

[quasi nebula]

oh, nvm

[obtuse crystal]

I like her

[earnest frigate]

Any kanye west fans here

[late shale]

No

[earnest frigate]

or areyou all hyperpop

[quasi nebula]

...who?

[earnest frigate]

Husarius let's put our differences aside

We can bot agree that Shinano best

[quasi nebula]

but you started first

[daring vale]

shipmen when though

[earnest frigate]

both

[late shale]

I think you're on to something

Let then cook now

[earnest frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1406780035318415501/Alsace-1.gif

[woeful mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleepy-gif-20102457

[quasi nebula]

imma anger chat

(with possibly getting smited from mods / admins)

...or not

nvm

don't wanna risk my life here

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-gif-17849084955164255735

[late shale]

Such a decision indeed

[quasi nebula]

don't wanna risk getting blasted by Varia of all admins

(typed for comedic purpose)

[silver atlas]

[sinful vapor]

Kaiser

[mossy pivot]

Kawachi

[silver atlas]

[mossy pivot]

(after the first IJN's... well, semi-Dreadnought)

[pure dew]

Gm everyone

[quasi nebula]

Hi

[pure dew]

@merry robin wakey wakey sleepyhead

Is 8am of the morning

[mossy pivot]

(Semi-Dreadnought because Kawachi class BBs had 2 turrets with 12"/50 guns and 4 turrets with 12"/45 guns)

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/roughll__/status/1997395470281544009

ろぅる (@roughll__)

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[pure dew]

Kursk spin

[quasi nebula]

spin Kursk

[mental swift]

AZUR LANE 2 IS DROPPING

IN 2 DAYS

[void granite]

hello

[quasi nebula]

Takagi jumpscare

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[mental swift]

Takagi?

[quasi nebula]

admin

[mental swift]

i mean

where did you even find takagi

[quasi nebula]

Takagi dropped "does he know" gif and removed it

therefore Takagi jumpscare

[mental swift]

ohsure

[void granite]

theres a guy who was posting a code link on lex server ingame, is there a way to report it?

[late shale]

Most probably

[quasi nebula]

code link?

[void granite]

yes, like a link that gives you a code for something

[quasi nebula]

most probably no, unless that user uses same in-game name as one in discord server

[void granite]

i dont really know what it does

bro spammed it

[pure dew]

My gonner fren is still sleeping

[mental swift]

Bro prob got hacked

[pure dew]

How I can wake him up

[mental swift]

God bless him

[quasi nebula]

I mean, you can try reporting it (rather asking) here to mods or admins

[void granite]

I have a screenshot

[quasi nebula]

or doing kind of mail to yostar (may be that in-game question thing)

[weak parrot]

boobs

[void granite]

wha

[quasi nebula]

usual al-general chat

[void granite]

well... anyways

[devout bough]

i read that as ai-generated chat

in order to reduce confusion please say allergen

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-team-fortress-tf-demoman-gif-21098351

someone got influenced by AI too much, huh?

[ripe plover]

should I lowkey just wait for La-9 at this point?

[pure dew]

Hmmm

[pure dew]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/azurelane-essex-gif-18657428

@merry robin c'mon wake up

Cmon

Musashi misses you

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[pure dew]

Lemon

[weak parrot]

brown archive

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-gif-9095988085056442890

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gascogne-seseren-gascogne-cartoon-gif-17917812

[astral copper]

what the hell

[pure dew]

Baguette

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[astral copper]

délicieux

[pure dew]

Oui

[void granite]

I like taihou

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-anime-azur-lane-clear-clear-table-gif-20548287

[astral copper]

I am Thai.🇹🇭

[void granite]

yes taihou, clean the house

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-taiho-azur-lane-slow-ahead-uwu-gif-20555643

[surreal folio]

[next helm]

Hello

I am now max

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-little-enterprise-seseren-gif-27217652

[void granite]

I wish I had another ring to give to her

[pure dew]

Get one

[void granite]

I'm broke

[pure dew]

Do you have little brother?

[polar siren]

Buy one get one freeee

[void granite]

lil brother? no

[pure dew]

Hmmm

Sell your kidney

[next helm]

Do you want one - Santa Claus

[pure dew]

Bred

[polar siren]

I have an best edited video can I show you guysss

[void granite]

stop making the shipgirls so hot manjuu 😔

[pure dew]

Hmmm

Sure

Kursk spin

[next helm]

Sure

[polar siren]

Wait a min plslss

[next helm]

No one can't stop him

Let him cook 🔥

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gascogne-seseren-gascogne-cartoon-gif-17917812

[mental swift]

seeming more like an unofficial server than official

[pure dew]

Genshin Impact I see

[void granite]

this was my last ring used for

[polar siren]

Got damm you right 👏🫡

[pure dew]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akairo-essex-drunk-gif-18542956

I think She's drunk again

[next helm]

Absolute Cinema

[polar siren]

Thankss

[next helm]

absolute gooning as well 🔥

[polar siren]

Which would you like 😜🤪

[next helm]

"Smash all, next question" will be my answer

[polar siren]

I thinks all budyyys are gone form chat🙄

[pure dew]

Nah

[worthy dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[pure dew]

I goon on my wife Scharnhorst

[next helm]

Only one?

[pure dew]

And Duke of York

[next helm]

Only two?

[pure dew]

And Kursk

[next helm]

Ah yes the nagatoro

[next helm]

Only 3?

;]

[pure dew]

How many fucking wifes I have you think

Goh dayyum

[polar siren]

I thinks it's in millions

[pure dew]

You goddam right

[next helm]

"Because I smash it all" - that one guy in the discord

[polar siren]

Dam itttttttttttttt

[pure dew]

I smash all

[next helm]

Not million but trillions

[polar siren]

No it's in sextillion

[languid halo]

Hi good afternoon guys

[pure dew]

Helo

[polar siren]

Hiiii

[next helm]

Hey

merry Xmas to you

[pure dew]

Merry Xmas all

[polar siren]

Well well well come come come

[languid halo]

Merry Xmas too

[polar siren]

Same to youuu and thanku

[languid halo]

What's up guys?

[pure dew]

Am good

[languid halo]

Rare to chat here XD

[pure dew]

Wbu

Xd

[polar siren]

Goooooooooood

[languid halo]

Here grinding and doing good

[next helm]

In Christmas I wish enterprise will do a back flip 360 and jump with 500,000 TNT wrap around her and jump to a super active volcano

[languid halo]

Darm

[polar siren]

How it's going on

[pure dew]

I want Scharnhorst in full bikini in Christmas

[next helm]

And?

[pure dew]

A bottle of beer

[polar siren]

Shampane

[pure dew]

Ja

[placid gulch]

skk inspirational speech event

[nova monolith]

Yes

[pure dew]

Yay