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wait i thought thats shimakaze
Miyabi is secretly another one of Vergil’s kids
Or?
oh i mean kawakaze

I like the dad allegations better
Biggest question in history
no 
Can be
thats fubuki
they look so similar
Fubuki is based off Kawakaze
Kawakaze wife.
fubuki
I see Miyabi as wife material tho

No melon for you

they both got the flat expression
Miyabi got a nice appeam tho.
Still no melon for you
U changed ur name?
you're mean.
Harb a good day
Christmas 
Happy xmas Harbin
Harb a nice xmas
You too man
Just woke up an hour ago
Mornin then
I want Scharnhorst from Christmas
I want Musashi with her floofs to warm me in freeze cold decemmber night
happy xmas.
Merry Xmas

I would love for Harbin to get a Christmas skin she's so Jolly and cute 

Hello happy Saturday boat kissers 
Harbin my beloved

U also goon to shipfus.
Dont deny it


I goon on Tirpitz
Only the ones that are mean to me
I goon on Shinano

And Amagi
REAL
100%
Mama Freddy 
Fdg. Amagi. Gouden. Musashi.
Mama Carl too


Hmmm
Hello
Ofc mama graf
How are ya
Lots of mommies in the IB fleet
True
Helo Optimus prime
Thats good
waiting to see if i can get the drywall up in my room
I have a cat too
I have
Nice
So do I 
Alot of cats atm
Buy me new one
I had a cat. She is gone
Sad
But they are good
We shall mourn your Catto 
Dude she goes from nice and cuddly to biting the shit out of you in four seconds 😭
She's Hungry
She does that after we feed her
She is very cheeky
I like Felix cause she roofies me 
If she’s still hungry she’s just a fatass-
She's needs more
Fattie
Roofies?
Her maid skin she poisons your coffee
Wha
So you pass out
OH

I thought you were talking abt a cat bro 😭
How does felix look like
Give me my cat 😭😭

Burned maki
Peak wife
Women with scars who could take my head off in an instant my beloved
Maki zenin from jjk
Maki Zennin
Felix
Well maybe
She’s so bad bro
Oh its Flat
She’s very cute
F L A T
She is a cutting board-
Real
Same reaction like of Gordon Ramsay. Oh its Raw( Flat)
she didn’t get the memo then cause she’s as thick (tanky) as a CA 
IT'S FUCKING RAW

I haven’t opened up AL in a couple months tbh-
Time to crack open this sealed bag of potato chips from ww2
Lays?
Doritos?
Ruffles?
Doritos are corn chips 
Pringles
It's time for a break 
blegh, corn chips
What you like then?
potato chips, obviously
Lays?
eh... not my preferred brand but it's fine
Ruffles?
I have no idea what that is
It's a chip brand
https://www.compliment.nl/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/1200x1139__png.webp
better than lays, at least this flavor is
I never heard of that
Oh it's Italian so that's why
"Croky is sold in more than 30 countries worldwide and is owned by the Belgian family business Roger & Roger, which is based in Moeskroen. The production of Croky chips therefore takes place in the factory in the funny called city. The Croky range consists of regular chips in the flavors paprika, natural, bolognese and ketchup."
Crocky goated brand
I'd tell you to try some but shipping will probably cost more than the actual chips
ukulele is pronounced “ookoo leh leh”
Are ya rn in Hungary?
No am in Sumgayit
Oko leh leh or lele
stop being born
they do party bags by the way, great for the kids
I wont.
I was Born in Budapest
Sad
Cool
Being born is sad
I am in Capital rn
How
Nice
U shouldnt be born then
I wasn’t born

Mistake? Or accident
I don’t have a physical form
How
good
How you typing

Let’s get festive up in here
Tis almost Yuletide
Harbin my beloved
Fuckin keyboard
no one retires alive
thanks u a pal
Thanks u a formi
we got this yesterday, which is why I now have discounted chocolate
I wonder how they celebrate Christmas in space
Alien santa
scared to ask wtf that is ? Santa looking hip these days lol
that is the real santa
saint nicholas
I saw jacked santa that was celebrating xmas with hot chicks.
Huuuuh

Where

He must climb in the window these days
any house we worked on recently hasnt had no chimney
With my wife Scharnhorst
Jacked Santa will hook her up. Dont recommend
Maki Zennin
Tomboy
Oh its not a guy
we're phasing out natgas, so we won't have many chimneys going forward, some people still burn wood though
Wouldnt mind some coal for the fire now i am older, Preferably the welsh kind, santa gonna have to send the elves down the mines

There she is
Put her without boobs she would look like a fit guy.
can never have enough coal to spread carbon
if you're buying a brand new house here these days you're probably full electric

Why u even spread carbon?
Sister just in the process of building one they have to have a stove, no open fire, super boring
DOMAIN EXPANSION: HOT TOMBOY
I want an electric fireplace
Its nice during winter
In a cabin
With hot chocolate

Bro wanna pollute
Plants love the carbon
Same
rip my lungs
Not my cat Maria
My lungs already screwed from welding fumes and passive smoking
Yea cats wouldnt be too fond of it
My asthma wont let me live long if i smoke
Damn
Hate smoke but man my mentor was like a steam train lol
legendary bronze skin x white hair American lady appreciation time 
Cannibal
Lmao.
used to work in metal, welding fumes gave me a splitting headache the first week, but you get used to it
Am Maki Zennin

Trying to leave it and go farming full time, crap pay and big hours but no fumes, just have to watch out for drivers on the road
minneapolis left out
I can say u are a farm guy
My boss doesnt care about fumes
Am i wrong?
Don't own one but work on them an odd time
Yeah. Thought like that
What do u do on farms?
Driving mostly
Grass cuttin?
some sheep herding at inlaws which is infuriating
nah mostly carting silage from the field to the farm
Me
If Honey's sister is black, i dont know what fuck happened to the bloodline 
A loving wife. 
Who is Honeys sis?
Winny


Can you do that with wild foxes and stuff?
If you have a pet fox, yes
I just want a loving woman
I have a pet cat it counts?
but then your face smells like fox
U got a neko

Knowing my luck i would catch a dose of rabies
Iykyk

car
Car
Cars are precious
Thx
What is my servant doing this time with his phone?
Spot the Honey
There she is
Bottom left

The first thing I see when I open the game again
I can't find the Scharnhorst 
I am truly blessed
Hipper loves u
so jolly
True true. Very Jolly
The happiest of all the shipfus

I mean Hipper

This is hipper
Is hipper the only non ssr?
Looks same bruh
i mean of the sisters*
Sisters
I think so
wonder why they decided that
Eugen teases her but we all know she loves her deeply 
fuck you mean arknight 
They all love each other
Yes

Especially FDG

Mainz has offered to make a dress for Hipper just like her own and I kind of want to see it, flat chest with that dress would still look nice
FDG is the mama of all IBs 
No one
This game :
Musashi mama of Sakurans
blessed cock
Personally anything on hipper looks good imo
Wha

I think Amagi is the sakura mama
Amagi is your dad
Anyway, cock with wine
Damn
Don’t make me get out my pimp hand
Coq au vin
I’m gonna touch you
this, but Hipper
https://algwiki.moe/assets/painting/meiyinci_3.png

The hell is that place
First off raw
Kursk
Secondly I’d kill for that on any of the hippers
Kursk
Kursk is good 
Murm is very silly 
Damn
Silly Murmansk
It's from a movie
Hipper supposed to wear glasses
Ayye. I see
So cute
so smort
Oh my gawd
@pastel oracle
ya summoning the infernal again
I was gonna say
With this sacred treason I summon-
Summoning the Internal Inferno of Infernal
But Infernal is based
Glowworm for president!!


Is taihou a hikikomori

Infernal knows what to do
what? no
In her secretary story she locks herself in her room for months

that's called emotional blackmail

Because of albacore and her deep rooted feelings of not being worthy
U are
No I have job and my own house
Kursk spin
How
that don't mean shit lol
You can say ||job|| that’s a slur
job
Taihou really loves Commander. Thought she was too clingy. And got into depression. So commander had to comfort her. And thus. They married.
Why r u mad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gm nerds
Yes a job...of coding hell that we both know 
Its a good story
I summoned him.
Gm
Lmao
I kinda left her in her room after I married her though
So idk if anything changed but she at least has a bit of reciprocating
Healthy for her I hope
Taihou is my only oath
@pastel oracle 
that's the proper way to taihou, avoid all contact until horny, run like hell afterwards
Hipper was my first oath before the Honey Event 
Taihou containment protocol

back in my day...i was into tsunderes
My first oath was z23
She became an scp?
if you're not careful she'll never let you leave
Hell is ...that?
Unc

taihou literally gaslights you into spending time only with her
Hell Yeah Harbin 
My second name 
Taihou need therapy
Alex the simp?
One little submarine loli completely ruined her mental state
which is why I prefer Hakuhou, she's not crazy and her voice is better
So does akagi
Yes 
Because no reason
Akagi god complex
U got affected by taihous overaffection or smth?
god shes perfect
I enjoy her.
Gobbla 
Houshou meta is best yandere
Damn right she is
albacore secretary story is hilarious
1 minute of silence
She looks like Miku from quintuplets without the ears
Ah that anime
Who does mc stay with?
The meow
Kitty
Gn


I finally got Choukai
Tooch the tail
Don't sleep
Why
I love this
Harbin based
Harbin beloved after Scharnhorst

after Saint Louis for me
For me Harbin Beloved
Harb a merry xmas
Merry Xmas

Lmao

I like Saint Louis
me too
Same
Hell yeah Kursk my second Fave
Seeing this crushes my morale 
Girls, i hope YOUR morale is high for what is about to come 

i will....once i reach it :V
currently barely scraping by 12-3
Almost done getting Brest
Everyone is sleeping
What about other 200k people
errrrrr.

Hors
Honse
Hor
Hor🤝
Why? Because you're so damn cute 
Why is this so funny 
Simple because she is 🤝
For real 🤝 also nice new profile
Jokes innit
Rael
Freaky
yes Harbin Xmas mode
What that tongue doing
ITS HARBIN TIME
Danbooru is your best friend
Biscuit cute
Be L2D.
The answer is yes
Which one
Whichever you like more
I want you guys to choose
Scharnhorst meta 
Okay then right
One of my Fave Meta designs
Hmmm
Kirov Meta too
Her Eyes look sick
I wish they kept original kirov's design
So true man
Looks good
I must appreciate cause Scharnhorst got me into AL
when the siren vote starts I better see some votes for my girl Lovers
Yes
Ok
I guess it time for gambling
U really didn't know I also here huh?
I already guessed
Nope
I still feel suffer after get Kurumi last time
smells panties
same
guys I just murdered a spider, its brown and about the size of a quarter, am I safe?
no
They dicided to show up after tge event
Yo pest control
I need bulins for my kotori
well its too late
Oh no the Melon stealer
if it’s small and has no marking you’ll be okay
if it has a violin on its back
run.

Kursk spin
could you clowns stop spamming?
I wonder what a next banner it
american UR, we don't know which one yet
Alr
Hello, Do u know these guys? 
Kursk Bleh
I think I got enough twins to MLB two of them if I wanted
Maybe Guam?
Hope we finally get Texas but my guess is Lexington II
I know them they can Chat in Russian
nope, next up is a new event
I can't understand what their convo
They are Ayla's Something somethi g
Fumo
NEW GIRL?????? 
Wisconsin 
They themselves dont too. Unless they google translate
possibly... my money is on lex 2 but honestly could be anything
If a Iowa class I will suffer for that
des moines would be nice
A new UR CL would be nice
who needs Sara lore when Lexi II?
Salem
Coin not problem for me but cube...I broken
Salem could also be nice
Still no Enterprise 2 or Meta playable eh
im currently sitting on 1200+ cubes
i found out what we ultimatively need. akashi in UR
salem but in black bodypaint for the wows reference
Dafuq?
U cant use them now because its contaminated and stinky
Hehe not in mode probably later already late night already
Anyway tnx for answering.
Gn
i wanted to break 1300 soonTM but looks like im not doing that this year
I want USS Worcester UR
Texas or New York would also be fun
They talking Something
What if they add Midway?
we haven't got either of those yet, I want my Texas
Texas is neat
Pls no not another backliner
I love any dreadnought with the AB-Q-XY
Texas but with fugly twitch camo pattern
the dazzle camo?
im jolly
Well let just wait
or something else
no, the purple twitch camo from wows
We not sure who they gonna add it
USS Edsall DD219 would be cool
Ew
Twitch camo would be wack
but also
You know how ships have pennants amidst their riggings?
yes?
gumorning
Montana would be nice
It’d be cool to have a girl with those as decor in their hair
like the little hair clips that go on french braids
what
my server is full of russian speaking ppl, is that lady lex server?
We have only one Iowa, why dropping her successor
Missouri trust
Just guess you know
my winter waifu
Monty wasnt really a successor to Iowa
More of a SoDak/NC successor
considering they stuck with the slower 28knts
But heavier armor profile
and more guns
Iowa better
ah yeah its that time of the year, the uss event
the reason is that the war ended
Among then being the fact the Montys were too fat to cruise through the Panama
Cuz the Navy understood CVs were better
If we get Iowa I hope we get William D Porter with her. Just because of the friendly fire torp she shot at Iowa
If I remember Iowa class have 6 ship right?
4 made 6 were intended
They were gonna have 6
NJ: we know her personalituly
Missouri; more composed (guess)
Wisconsin: angry girl (guess)
Iowa: ???
What do you think her personality could be chat?
missouri will be a master of bullshido
they briefly considered an Iowa conversion
Kentuckys bow is on Wisconsin
but was too expensive and didnt beat a Essex in terms of performance
I would like NJ more
Well that true
do u think theyll chose iowa? they prefered a made up ship over unryuu
Unryuu was real dog
In history standing we have the best of the Iowa class with New Jersey
No idea just wait
she and several others actually got built
esatly my frend
I misread that
its very possible they add a rare shipgirl
Wait
rare I mean, a ship with little story
And we can guess what their hair color or color palette will be because they were assigned color irl. For example NJ was blue and in game she has blue hair and blue color palette, iowa blonde, wisconsin green and missouri red
I thought Iowa will grey and black?
Iirc NJ got blue hair cuz her HE shells (her gun is HE aswell) were blue
i personally prefer Whiskey to be the redhead
Iowa airhead like the kancolle one
Iowa was assigned color yellow irl
Considering her rather tempestuous attitude
Oh
Oh my bad
I want Whisky to be as thicc (or more) as NJ but with a Nelson-like personality
That but they also were genuinely assigned color irl, just look it up
All is well
every BB had assigned shell dyes; multiple US BB's got blue as well

Wisconsin would make sense being short fused going off the temper temper incident
probably smaller than copying the text
I wonder if any of the Iowas will be the American Shinano or the American Musashi
My man @peak knoll for sure would agree w me
My man is still sleeping
@merry robin wakey wakey sleepyhead
Sleep well
naruhodo
I assume he means eepy and dommy mommy
respectively
Ohhh, hmm well we will see. But realistically speaking, if we dont get an iowa class right now, we will have to wait like a year and a half or 2+ years for another EU event, at that point it will be around 6-7 years since NJ was out
guess we waiting
i want more designs like Carolina. Military outfits are hot
manjuu aint ever releasing another iowa 
If its not an iowa class ill genuinely be disappointed
Personality bro
But we will see what happens and who it is
It will be hard to top NJs personality and design ngl
Manjuu pls drop me Worcester-class or Des Moines-class
Ahh hmm maybe but I see wissconsin being more so a tomboy
Missouri idk
Probably flamboyant
What about Iowa
Good question. Maybe leader-ish like bismarck but then again we got soyuz and shes a goofball
Is there a proper skip battle for weaker levels here and not just auto-battle ×5?
True
I do love Iowa
Do the 'special interactions' from l2ds not have any sound?
I hope AL iowa looks similar to this ngl great design
yes
I like KC Atago
the shit is peak America
if you ever wanted to know how a silly looking shipgirl looks like
i forgot all about her tbh
Whos this again
wakatsuki
Honestly if AL just replicated the design i would high key be perfectly fine with it
It looks so good
🗣️ 🔥
she has boobs
be the American the Japanese think you are
i like the stockings 
i would rather collect cute ships than collecting boobs :o
plus her armor and outfit having the denim look is a nice touch
Hatsuzuki is cute, I hate when artists try to make her look like a child
When she clearly isn't one
i have a soft spot for the 🦅 🔥 🇺🇸 anime american design
she got majorly lolified in that skin
a few ships are like that, dunno why
kid named lolicons
better than melon sized boobs
It's so weird, like obviously AL wouldn't have given her the interactions if she was a child. And yet some artists just enjoy de-aging her. It's gross
floof
fluffy tail supremacy 
mountain tall, valley deep
ancient chinese proverb
Vote for me 🙏 free votes for your ships
shes strong, have you used her? pretty good barrages
The only Iowa
not yet, she is now lv 100 and goes into my level-up fleet
Beagle OP
Elegant
She gives me NJ vibes but well done for another shipgirl.
prob to upset the artist given his stupid take...
NJ but blonde if that makes sense
Iowa is in the arcade too
Wait the artist of hatsuzuki did something?
i would HAPPILY grill burgers and hotdogs with iowa
too bad its japan exclusive
need
Complained AL devs only focussed on boobs, and her skin looks just fine...





