what
#al-general
mental swift
modern yoke
Bubble gum Rerun 
mental swift
you're gonna fight the thing
Not enterprise
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
I CALLED IT
NEXT EVENT AMERICAN
HELL YEAH
abstract jewel
what
If the event story is what i think it is, it will be pretty dope to have enty be conflicted and hesitant to fight since it's her own sister
mental swift
HINDENBURG YOU CANT DISTRACT ME
modern yoke
Ohh wait sending airdrop now
placid gulch
'MURICA RAHHHHHHH
oblique sinew
Apri 
placid gulch
my favorite hoarder of end-of-year events
placid gulch
hi synd 
oblique sinew
apri do you got a bandori pfp?
umbral stone
ramonu wife
proper sandal
Manjuu! Give me a new Implacable skin and my life is yours!
neat matrix
what do you think
Missouri cause Benjamin told me Missouri
umbral stone
placid gulch
apri do you got a bandori pfp?
christmas aya~
rain valley
'MURICA RAHHHHHHH
we've been saved from potential IB trash
Iris be praised
oblique sinew
Nice 
mental swift
Missouri cause Benjamin told me Missouri
hmm yeah could be a possibility
peak knoll
Missouri cause Benjamin told me Missouri
š«
oblique sinew
ey-o?
proper sandal
Been playing a lot of God of War Greek era games recently so the Ares meme is burnt into me
oblique sinew
thats hot
next helm
Hello
oblique sinew
agree rubi
umbral stone
blissful oxide
#game-news so the dec ur is eu...
oblique sinew
mental swift
<#460647532079349760> so the dec ur is eu...
FUCK YEAH IT IS
blissful oxide
well
oblique sinew
forget the UR
blissful oxide
who is that one in that pic
oblique sinew
that new arbiter is hot
blissful oxide
synd
oblique sinew
hah
rain valley
who is that one in that pic
Tentacle Iowa
mental swift
oh so it's a fucking arbiter
blissful oxide
Tentacle Iowa
tempesta iowa
mental swift
not a meta which is going to appear
mental swift
yeah I was kinda delusional
silver bear
blissful oxide
daily lost
oblique sinew
maybe apri
placid gulch
hiiii
oblique sinew
im more excited to see more of that arbiter than whatever EU ships
blissful oxide
umbral stone
peak knoll
oblique sinew
cause moon is a CV looking arbiter
umbral stone
oblique sinew
this is clearly a BB
blissful oxide
hmm
oblique sinew
it has canons
fair narwhal
Thanks brother
rain valley
i mean its similar to moon
so what you're saying is
that's no moon
oblique sinew
Pfft
umbral stone
it has canons
she has calcium cannons
oblique sinew
gdi
umbral stone
oblique sinew
oblique sinew
so what you're saying is
*that's no moon*
that actually made me laugh
rain valley
I aim to please
and murder lolicons
I can do both
oblique sinew
its just the early drakenguard 4 collab 
neat matrix
Where her arm go
oblique sinew
gone
peak knoll
Thanks brother
proper sandal
Omg hi Eula
neat matrix
Someone call a ambulance her arm is gone
umbral stone
i binded it on her back
peak knoll
Omg hi Eula
modern yoke
peak knoll
<:catbug_hi:1226546823821393931>
sinful vapor
still Fuji Friday
modern yoke
<:wave:1424769133320343664>
How are you
mental swift
still Fuji Friday <:Glowow:611004137210904579>
whats the time
umbral stone
specifically the fourth finger
yus
mental swift
over there
sinful vapor
22:42
mental swift
damn
oblique sinew
still Fuji Friday <:Glowow:611004137210904579>
peak knoll
How are you
Im doing well thanks and you?
sinful vapor
something like that
blissful oxide
who doesn't love white girls
hmm
placid gulch
Falco Friday
oblique sinew
falco ALSO great
placid gulch
mental swift
Falco Friday
turf falco
sinful vapor
Synd and Apri 
placid gulch
my Falco won the Satsuki Sho with turf C
modern yoke
Im doing well thanks and you?
Nothing, fine As usual
oblique sinew
you know it doesnt make full sense that falco starts with 1 fan since she did do street concerts before racing
placid gulch
John 
peak knoll
Nothing, fine As usual
Good to hear mate
umbral stone
~~you know it doesnt make full sense that falco starts with 1 fan since she did ...
they forgot
mental swift
your luck is bonkers
placid gulch
my love for Falco is fuel in itself 
oblique sinew
fair
placid gulch
~~you know it doesnt make full sense that falco starts with 1 fan since she did ...
she's a chika Idol
oblique sinew
1 fan is the trainer by default
if you arent a fan of your trainee you need your legs broken
placid gulch
so nobody came to her performances until a little after you scout her
mental swift
placid gulch
real, what do they know
mental swift
damn never knew that emote existed in this server too
mental swift
no I mean
austere mesa
mental swift
I've never seen this head shake thing related to azur lane before
nova monolith
umbral stone
if you arent a fan of your trainee you need your legs broken
real
tight roost
i dunno which side to support in the MLS finals between my GOAT,Messi and my club's GOAT,Muller.
neat matrix
i turn rubi into calamari all the time
Ur bio hits hard bro thank you for that
austere mesa
somehow my brain translated it to mean 'eat shit and be merry'
oblique sinew
Ur bio hits hard bro thank you for that
timid vault
can i pulle enterprise in the next event
sinful vapor
who?
austere mesa
hms enterprise
sinful vapor
nice spam
meager vine
John 
sinful vapor
Schob 
timid vault
can i pulle enterprise in the next event
oblique sinew
yes?
rain valley
~~hms enterprise~~
L'Entreprise
oblique sinew
you can pull her in anyevent cant you
mental swift
can i pulle enterprise in the next event
You can pull in every single banner
Even requisition
mental swift
Because she's permanent
timid vault
?
mental swift
Because she's permanent
@timid vault
meager haven
Massive skill issue
timid vault
what banner to pull
mental swift
what banner to pull
Heavy or special
meager haven
Bait smh
mental swift
Or requisition
sinful vapor
the Kelp, hola
meager haven
the John, hello
austere mesa
requisition is a scam though
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Enterprise
rain valley
Always remember
Before Enty was American
and before she was British
she was French
oblique sinew
sucks 
mental swift
what about evff ed vr
fuck you mean?
austere mesa
ok back to blocking
timid vault
do one light pull daily. UR event coming
which
oblique sinew
wait for CV exchange in medal shop
mental swift
i pulled event banner for datelaive and i ddint get her
Luck issue lmfao
I can't help you
silver bear
timid vault
u cant get permanent from event banner ?
meager haven
Broā¦
timid vault
~~ok back to blocking~~
who are u
meager haven
Big block button my love
mental swift
do one light pull daily. UR event coming
THAT DOESNT APPLY TO ME SINCE I START EVERY EVENT WITH ZERO CUBES AND I STILL GET THE UR
austere mesa
just whale
late shale
hmm
timid vault
THAT DOESNT APPLY TO ME SINCE I START EVERY EVENT WITH ZERO CUBES AND I STILL GE...
whats next event
mental swift
UR
mental swift
~~just whale~~
whale?
timid vault
what one
timid vault
?
mental swift
after call to arms
timid vault
which charatcer
mental swift
not revealed
timid vault
late shale
hmm
rain valley
happy cow gets MVP
sinful vapor
silver bear
rain valley
shh you're not supposed to know that
sinful vapor
mortal hill
Good fucking luck
meager vine
lewd
mental swift
Good fucking luck
fuck does it translate to
solid whale
zamn
sleek cape
mortal hill
fuck does it translate to
EU event
rain valley
mortal hill
We already knew that...
There's doubters
mortal hill
Yes
rain valley
it's better than IB
mental swift
YES IT IS
thorn saddle
mental swift
It has been a year since no american event
solid whale
UR BOSTON RAAAAAAH
sleek cape
I would recommend Iowa class
rain valley
last Eagle event was... Indiana's?
sleek cape
But it isnāt happening
mental swift
LEXINGTONG 2
fair narwhal
Wisconsin
mental swift
YEAHHH
mental swift
last Eagle event was... Indiana's?
Wasn't it guam
sinful vapor
last Eagle event was... Indiana's?
yea
worthy dawn
requisition is a scam though
<https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Enterprise>
yea requisition is a ripoff
rain valley
last UR was Guam
mental swift
Or there was SMTH after that
thorn saddle
Benjamin Franklin aircraft carrier when?
worthy dawn
Benjamin Franklin aircraft carrier when?
thorn saddle
So we can make jokes about a founding father turned into an anime girl
rain valley
Benjamin Franklin aircraft carrier when?
who do you think USS Franklin is?
mental swift
that was the other EU event
sinful vapor
worthy dawn
best waifu š»
rain valley
ohhhh right Valley Hospital
mental swift
who do you think USS Franklin is?
USS franklin is shortstack
worthy dawn
next is USS franklin D roosevelt
thorn saddle
who do you think USS Franklin is?
Thought it was a different ship just named Franklin
sleek cape
Midway class when
worthy dawn
franklin deez nuts
sleek cape
š£ļøš£ļøš„š„
sleek cape
The great meme reset is in 2026
You can use it then
thorn saddle
Anywho give us a nuclear powered ship
mental swift
ITS COMING BACK!!!!
sleek cape
It isnāt 2026 yet
sinful vapor
only a classy lady can pull that off without it being out of context
thorn saddle
So we can give it an abnormally high speed stat for fun
mental swift
It isnāt 2026 yet
We should ramp up
silver bear
I thought i sent that to my mate
worthy dawn
wrong chat laugh at this suer
silver bear
and just, consigned myself to possibly exploding
sleek cape
America
timid vault
how much does it costs to get every skin
mental swift
https://tenor.com/view/monster-truck-monster-truck-flip-gif-17653023862970748740
FUCK YEAH MONSTER JAM
sleek cape
how much does it costs to get every skin
Idk you tell me
thorn saddle
Alot
timid vault
you tell me
sleek cape
you tell me
Nah you
timid vault
no you
sleek cape
timid vault
sleek cape
timid vault
thorn saddle
I've spent roughly $3.1k and I don't believe I have even 10% of the skins in the game
sleek cape
I've spent roughly $3.1k and I don't believe I have even 10% of the skins in the...
In American irl money?
thorn saddle
In American irl money?
Yes
mental swift
how much does it costs to get every skin
1180 gems for average l2d skin and 1200 for dual
mental swift
Buy deodorant
No point in telling
sleek cape
<:NurnNom:1023947331344793620> luckily for you I'm actually a bather cause
No wonder your nasty
You bathe in what you clean yourself
thorn saddle
sleek cape
mental swift
Water?
sleek cape
Water?
No take this for example
Your in bath
You clean the dirt off
Itās just floating in the water where your sitting
So are you really getting clean?
abstract ingot
Buy deodorant
deodorant is cheap 
mental swift
Itās just floating in the water where your sitting
but those are getting off my body
sleek cape
but those are getting off my body
Still floating around where your body is contaminating the water
mental swift
and even more if you apply soap
thorn saddle
I take showers every like third day but I prefer baths
sleek cape
Shower is more clean
mental swift
Still floating around where your body is contaminating the water
Then the water gets purified to go into the shower again
thorn saddle
I just prefer baths cause I can laze calmly in it
timid vault
@stone flume is that real
sleek cape
<@327188784082845696> is that real
Brotha just pinged a random
timid vault
grok
thorn saddle
Also cause of an accident in the shower sorta made me steer half away from it so it doesn't happen again 
sleek cape
@boreal dock how do I spell my name
lavish oracle
happy cow gets MVP
sussy manju
sinful vapor
Batman
lavish oracle
Go away femboy
sleek cape
I have bleach
sleek cape
Donāt make me use it
rain valley
sussy manju
he's just there to help
trust
sleek cape
Also cause of an accident in the shower sorta made me steer half away from it so...
Did you slip
timid vault
sleek cape
Get this Emily a rare true
proper sandal
Back in my day, we played Doodle Jump and we loved it!
sleek cape
Only time I agree with this absolute gooner
thorn saddle
sleek cape
Back in my day, we played Doodle Jump and we loved it!
Okay grandpa sit your ass down
timid vault
what is cartboard made of
solid whale
card
sleek cape
what is cartboard made of
Golf cart
timid vault
okay
tacit crypt
Back in my day, we played Doodle Jump and we loved it!
back in MY day
thorn saddle
Did you slip
Yes when I did a twirl in my shower, my hand slid across the panel that controlled temperature and slid it from hot to cold
tacit crypt
we used to play Samurai Vs Zombies for hours
sleek cape
Yes when I did a twirl in my shower, my hand slid across the panel that controll...
I can imagine it being so dramatic
abstract ingot
i have only a half of these
tacit crypt
with NO complaints
timid vault
abstract ingot
HSR, BA, AL, Nikke, and I have not even opened Stella Sora
sleek cape
HSR, BA, AL, Nikke, and I have not even opened Stella Sora
@boreal dock how do I tell this guy he is stinky
abstract ingot
HSR feels like a mistake and I am just struggling with it.
timid vault
no
sleek cape
Uh uh BA
abstract ingot
<@243841244671901707> how do I tell this guy he is stinky
You smell fishy
worthy dawn
how much does it costs to get every skin
it's prohibitively expensive, you would need to hyperwhale thousands of dolalrs
rain valley
HSR is kinda bad tbh
so many lockouts
and basically every pull you have to pay for
abstract ingot
Blue Archive I am actually loving it
sleek cape
You smell fishy
It only starts smelling when you open your legs
abstract ingot
the story is great and a breath of fresh air
sleek cape
Keep em closed
mental swift
Dont just fill it with gachaslop
There is a lot of other games to play other than gachaslop
abstract ingot
like it feels like I am watching a comedy anime
thorn saddle
I only played BA cause I saw guns then dropped it after the gameplay just didn't sit with me. Felt to slow
mental swift
Some of those still actually good
mental swift
I play call of duty if that counts
which one
thorn saddle
Got back into it once just for the a certain scientific rail gun collab then dropped right after
mental swift
BO7?
abstract ingot
Fireflyyyyyyyy
abstract ingot
Just play Black Ops 2 or the first one
it is not worth it after the third
i played bo4 or 5, idr which, it was so asssss
same for ww2
mental swift
Codm better than bo7
abstract ingot
I never bought them, my cousin would buy the franchise yearly
thorn saddle
Me sitting here playing ghosts cause it's my favorite and I like fighting aliens: 
abstract ingot
I play world of warships if that counts too
I never played that game
and I have trauma from World of Tanks
mental swift
<:steamhappy:1270887699007541259>
nice
abstract ingot
and War Thunder
sleek cape
I love bombing people with Montana
abstract ingot
the problem is the grinding
mental swift
monty is montpelier here
abstract ingot
I don't know if playing World of Warships would take me like fucking 8 hours just to get to a fun ship
sleek cape
My Monty is Montana
thorn saddle
Am I weird for pronouncing Montpelier as montiplier like Markiplier but mont?
sleek cape
But I call it Hannah Montana most the time
mental swift
so say montana
abstract ingot
it took me so long until I could play the french post ww2 tanks in WoT
abstract ingot
the light tanks
mental swift
But I call it Hannah Montana most the time
That's better honestly
abstract ingot
lol, Hannah Montana
sleek cape
They have these skins that I canāt get for Hannah Montana and Iowa
Fahhhhhhh
Itās the white and gold scheme šš
Oh I killed the chat..
thorn saddle
I want little star songstress for unicorn
but that's limited
and will never return
sinful vapor
thorn saddle
abstract ingot
John
thorn saddle
abstract ingot
sleek cape
John baddie pics
mental swift
<:BuckySmug:468866539886739465>
I thought it was some american 
abstract ingot
Fu BUCKY
mental swift
Your my Bucky
mental swift
because I refuse
worthy dawn
Am I weird for pronouncing Montpelier as montiplier like Markiplier but mont?
not really, that's pretty funny
peak knoll
hello guys
worthy dawn
hello everyone, montiplier here, and welcome to five nights at friedrich's
mental swift
hello guys
Good morning
serene niche
so we getting an EU event?
sleek cape
hello guys
Never seen you before
mental swift
so we getting an EU event?
YES
sleek cape
so we getting an EU event?
Long time no see Erik
peak knoll
Good morning
yea gn
peak knoll
Never seen you before
is it so
serene niche
Long time no see Erik
HII!! 
peak knoll
gn? <:meRN:1326223778434519171>
fr.
peak knoll
No wonder you spawned in yesterday
ik
sleek cape
ik
So uh. Worst times to be in here are in the morning
And in the middle of the day
š
peak knoll
So uh. Worst times to be in here are in the morning
yea
peak knoll
where are you from even <:meRN:1326223778434519171>
usa
mental swift
usa
Congratulations
you are officially in hell
Could've went to any country besides USA tbh
peak knoll
you are officially in hell
why do you think like sooo
thorn saddle
I moved to the US to experience proper snowfalls
We don't get much if any snow in the UK 
solid whale
UK weather is cold fog
fair narwhal
silent lagoon
solid whale
sniffa
sleek cape
Could've went to any country besides USA tbh
As bad as we are I donāt wanna live in the UK
Canāt even have your own land
Laws are weird as hell
I would just stay in America
mental swift
stay in neither
sleek cape
stay in neither
As an American Iād rather appreciate my country sir
mental swift
oksure
sleek cape
May not agree with the things they do may agree with some
mental swift
america is advanced sure but it isn't the best place to live in
mental swift
But yeah it's a norm place to live in
hearty salmon
WHY IS HARBIN SO HOT
sleek cape
america is advanced sure but it isn't the best place to live in
There really is no best place
Danger always lurks
nova elm
WHY IS HARBIN SO HOT
This.
mental swift
what about the European countries
sleek cape
what about the European countries
Gas is like 5$ a gallon
Who tf is living in Europe
Shits no
fair narwhal
WHY IS HARBIN SO HOT
Simple because she is
sleek cape
People with healthcare
People with money clearly
solid whale
solid whale
imagine having a government that pretends to care
sleek cape
People who donāt pay 50% taxes
hearty salmon
Simple because she is<a:Pat_Harbin:1399148360585445477>
THE WAY HER BREASTS FLIP CUS OF GRAVITY
THEY EMPHASIZE HOW BIG THEY ARE
UWOGHHHHHHH
sleek cape
hearty salmon
fair narwhal
UWOGHHHHHHH
hearty salmon
Sexy
nova elm
Iām curious what you would do with a real girl
30$ he wouldn't even talk to her
sleek cape
Girl is a gender
hearty salmon
With big boobs
hearty salmon
Girl is a gender
Male and female are genders
fair narwhal
THEY EMPHASIZE HOW BIG THEY ARE
hearty salmon
āGirl youāre killin meā
āFemale youāre killin meā
sleek cape
āGirl youāre killin meā
āFemale youāre killin meā
Girl sounds better
hearty salmon
You have any hot sexy arts of bin
hearty salmon
Go download tinder you maidenless cretin
I prefer to find it organically
solid whale
does this mean formidable Sagittarius A*
fair narwhal
You have any hot sexy arts of bin
Is water wet
hearty salmon
Cus tinder feels like a swarm of insecure people
nova elm
I prefer to find it organically
So... You pick and choose from the hospital?
sleek cape
I prefer to find it organically
Wrap it up your NOT pulling anybody irl
hearty salmon
Is water wet
Yes
nova elm
nova elm
I doubt that
hearty salmon
So... You pick and choose from the hospital?
Depends on bust size
sleek cape
Mf gonna get a woman the second they get sexual heās gonna act all excited and she kicks him out
hearty salmon
tired crown
sleek cape
<:Ehhssex:611004140046254080>
Birb did I get every detail right
nova elm
Mf gonna get a woman the second they get sexual heās gonna act all excited and s...
Nah bro's gonna get fking yeeted by the Chinese embassy for "I wanna fk Harbin"
solid whale
tired crown
Birb did I get every detail right
For legality reasons
No comment
hearty salmon
Jokes on you
hearty salmon
Im chinese so theyāll see it as nationalism
tired crown
hearty salmon
nova elm
nova elm
Isnāt china communist
Ah well that you see, welcome to the world of legalities~
sleek cape
If china is
nova elm
There's the people's republic of china and there's the [censored by the Chinese consulate]
sleek cape
rain valley
There's the people's republic of china and there's the [censored by the Chinese ...
now the same thing, in AL
hearty salmon
Isnāt china communist
Yeah but mainlanders are insanely nationalistic
sleek cape
Yeah but mainlanders are insanely nationalistic
So you like being bossed around
hearty salmon
To stupid amounts
sleek cape
You kinky son of a bitch
hearty salmon
So you like being bossed around
What
nova elm
now the same thing, in AL
There's the "Peoples Dragon Republic" and the "Dragon Republic"
hearty salmon
No
fair narwhal
<@547129973841068033> hot sexy harbin arts plz
I got you
nova elm
sleek cape
Liking communist people bossing you around making choices you should make
hearty salmon
But by an old bag of bones?
sleek cape
You lil kinky bastard
hearty salmon
Liking communist people bossing you around making choices you should make
Iām Malaysian chinese
Not mainland chinese
rain valley
no more ROC and PRAN prefixes in AL
just ship names
sleek cape
I think weāre gettin off track
Yeah uh..
nova elm
no more ROC and PRAN prefixes in AL
just ship names
Smart Yostar
sleek cape
We lost the plot
nova elm
Continue the goon for Harbin boys
nova elm
Okay ts dude's definitely not AI
fair narwhal
Continue the goon for Harbin boys
nova elm
He's just as stupid as me
restive wing
HSR, BA, AL, Nikke, and I have not even opened Stella Sora
Stella sora is ass not worth it to play
solid whale
harbin should like uhh
sleek cape
Okay ts dude's definitely not AI
Yes twin I am real
solid whale
buy me a forge world warlord titan
restive wing
Harbin she always look perfect
solid whale
hearty salmon
UWOGHHHHH
sleek cape
I have my own humor which makes me different from everyone
nova elm
Harbin she always look perfect
Perfect you say?
hearty salmon
post your hottest one
sleek cape
fair narwhal
post your hottest one
Mods will shoot me on post
nova elm
I have a feeling heās typing with one hand
I can sense the veins
hearty salmon
Mods will shoot me on post
DMs
nova elm
Mods will shoot me on post
DM him
nova elm
nova elm
Bro's gym card is fking expired
nova elm
Reminds me of the doodoo gamer movie
sleek cape
Thereās so many gamer movies
nova elm
The crappy one that's just "GAMER"
sleek cape
nova elm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504436696021204992/1300484665722929194/di...
Why do you have this 
mental swift
Thereās so many gamer movies
minecraft
mental swift
How
solid whale
freddy five nights
restive wing
Freddy fazbear
sleek cape
Freddy fazbear
Freddy fazballs
lusty marsh
Hello
restive wing
Hi
solid whale
hearty salmon
Bro's gym card is fking expired <:EssexWheeze:1113921620277461033>
I go to my Uniās gym
hearty salmon
SHEāS SO HOT
BIG BOOBIES , CUTE TUMMI AND THICK THIGHS
AND SHE HAS DOGGO EARS
fair narwhal
hearty salmon
YOU CAN TEASE DOGO EARS
nova elm
I go to my Uniās gym
They have a gym at UM?
hearty salmon
restive wing
Hmm ataco or harbin? Hmm i might said Harbin
solid whale
atago dogwife
restive wing
How cute
fair narwhal
hearty salmon
They have a gym at UM?
I dont go to UM
hearty salmon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1406513979777355830/Ho...
Iām her little pogchamp
hearty salmon
meager vine
harbin time?
hearty salmon
harbin time?
Yes
nova elm
Harbin Party
hearty salmon
Harbin oclock
restive wing
You know yeah Harbin time!
fair narwhal
harbin time?
nova elm
6th December, international Harbin Day
fair narwhal
restive wing
It mean Harbin Hours!
fair narwhal
<@547129973841068033> can you post your hottest harbin arts
I DM you a bunch
restive wing
Idk why is my mind it just Harbin it because it harbin day?
weak parrot
Jingle bells, Essex smells, Harbin laid an egg! Enterprise lost her tie, Taihou does ballet
neon scarab
How different is the Japanese version of the game
lusty marsh
they have japanese dialogue
neon scarab
Thinking of downloading it too bc why not :/
weak parrot
Also, they get Pizza Hut skins
neon scarab
Also, they get Pizza Hut skins
Huh
placid gulch
oh
it could be Hanged Man too
but I still think it's Star
she looks way too similar to Moon and Protocol Fortress
neon scarab
Hmm maybe should download the JP version so my phone storage can suffer more :P.
placid gulch
How different is the Japanese version of the game
aside from the fact it's in japanese, some irl collab stuff, some extra cutscenes on campaign ch4 and different popularity poll frames and stories
it's exactly the same as EN
mental swift
Hmm maybe should download the JP version so my phone storage can suffer more :P.
you're hurting your progress
neon scarab
you're hurting your progress
Wym
severe lion
Dear God
fair narwhal
6th December, international Harbin Day
Every Day Harbin Day
neon scarab
all servers are aligned
Huh really?
severe lion
How do I redeem myself
placid gulch
the event dialogue maybe? we've been dealing with less of that in recent events
mental swift
Huh really?
Only EN JP and CN
neon scarab
Hmm ok so no point ig
severe lion
Excuse me chatters but please direct your attention to my plight
placid gulch
but that's either bc JP locked in and actually decided to follow the story
or EN ditched JP and started translating directly from CN as much as they can
mental swift
so if you want to replay events then those 2 versions might be your go to
placid gulch
either way I don't think anyone cares about the lore in this precise chat aside from me
so just stick to EN
mental swift
either way I don't think anyone cares about the lore in this precise chat aside ...
yeah you might be right
not might, you are right
Nobody cares about lore
They only care about the ships
weak parrot
boobs
severe lion
Irl Lore
severe lion
Which is exactly why I like Glowworm so much
mental swift
i wont comment on the lore itself
restive wing
If it Harbin Time what it will might be?
fair narwhal
If it Harbin Time what it will might be?
HARBIN
severe lion
Her carefree and positive attitude is a direct reflection of her irl counterpart
mental swift
since I'm not following the lore from the very beginning im just skipping everything
placid gulch
I caught up on the lore thanks to joining when Fox, tea and Latias were constantly yelling at each other in lore channel til they came to a consensus
weak parrot
Harbin sex
mortal hill
placid gulch
I mean if we're talking lore in the sense of "non-spoken stuff" you'd have an argument, but
in terms of continuity
weak parrot
You mean Minecraft lore
fair narwhal
Harbin sex
placid gulch
we've had the ball rolling since at least 2022 so idk what to tell you
weak parrot
Anyway, time to become a master baiter
placid gulch
nobody has to catch up by any means, in fact I'd advice against doing so
weak parrot
ciao
placid gulch
but there has been a continuity
mental swift
so just whatever the fuck happens?
severe lion
so just whatever the fuck happens?
Yes
severe lion
Cause whenever they add new shipgirl or faction everything makes even less sensr
mental swift
https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106
Jiggle physics oh my god
severe lion
Anything can be corrected in post
weak parrot
I feel like the lore is just half assed in favour of wehraboo appeasement and gooner money
oblique sinew
Apri
weak parrot
I will always blame wehraboos
placid gulch
as I said
"whatever happens" was last seen in 2021
hearty salmon
https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106
I want her to caress me like that goblet
thorn saddle
sex sells
placid gulch
BonBon, the reveal of X and Melena have kept us with an actual line to follow for 3 years
and counting
weak parrot
The AL devs care more about wehraboo and gooner money than coherent lore
weak parrot
Jingle bells, Essex smells
mental swift
The AL devs care more about wehraboo and gooner money than coherent lore
Yeah so no point
placid gulch
hai
oblique sinew
busted out the modded 3ds to play some older games while i grind uma and read algen
mental swift
Just skip everything
weak parrot
Harbin laid an egg
oblique sinew
got some smirnoff as well
severe lion
Apri is loremaster
mental swift
busted out the modded 3ds to play some older games while i grind uma and read al...
What are you playing on 3ds
oblique sinew
etrian 5
mental swift
Nice
oblique sinew
because i really wanted to play etrian but i already played 1-3 HD a few times
mental swift
I'm more like
Onlooker
placid gulch
lore for dummies for anyone in general interested
but too afraid to go to lore channel
fair narwhal
weak parrot
Thereās no point in being invested in AL lore when itās written like a collaborative middle school fan fiction
placid gulch
The AL devs care more about wehraboo and gooner money than coherent lore
and indeed, for anyone interested in a little fun fact
2023 was the last time IB was relevant to the main story, last event of them was actually an alternate dimension story
they're currently on talks for the formation of the new Azur Lane, like everyone else but
placid gulch
everyone else has more stuff to do than them apparently -w-
solid whale
weak parrot
I canāt get invested in the lore
thorn saddle
I only care for numbers getting bigger
Any game like this just becomes a number game for me
oblique sinew
new azur lane? 
placid gulch
yeah again, not asking anyone to catch up because it's a hella lot
but there's something in there, even if it may not align with expectations...75% of the time -w-
oblique sinew
so it can be bad like the first one?
weak parrot
You can make a game work without lore
oblique sinew
heres my take on it
weak parrot
itās just that AL devs value quantity over quality
oblique sinew
they should have just focused on the slice of life - cute girls doing cute things - yuri yuru camp
instead of any sort of real lore
weak parrot
more ships instead of proper lore
placid gulch
new azur lane? <:zoeysmug:1431570821910106203>
yeahh
they're working it out
the floofs weren't actually in the negotiations until after Akagi realized she fucked up when she nearly erased existence tho -w-
weak parrot
I mean, I have another take on it
They donāt need to focus on real world lore
Theyāre in their own world
Alternate dimensions are an established fact
weak parrot
they just need to make coherent lore
placid gulch
honey, we threw away real world lore the moment Ashen Simulacrum dropped 
anywaysssss
severe lion
I don't know how long
severe lion
I was in there
placid gulch
this is the second time I can't finish watching Helena META's very important information she wants to tell me
weak parrot
They just need to make the lore work and connect
placid gulch
so if you will
oblique sinew
weak parrot
instead of writing it like collaborative fan fics
placid gulch
I shall go read what she has to tell me
severe lion
Why the fuck did they add island planner
oblique sinew
al-lore vs the rest of ALO
severe lion
Apri
placid gulch
hai
severe lion
Why in the entirety of the event for Hipper Meta
placid gulch
hai
severe lion
Was Glowworm not even mentioned once?
frank dock
Why the fuck did they add island planner
So that we can delete Island planner data. Without it we cant delete it
placid gulch
Was Glowworm not even mentioned once?
alternate dimension where everyone but a small IB resistance and Hipper META died
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876519103853129758/1224610904021143623/1694147274885519.gif
severe lion
So Glowworm didnt mean anything to her
weak parrot
AL has potential for good lore
placid gulch
she was grieving her sisters ok
weak parrot
the devs just suck at storytelling
severe lion
Yeah well
oblique sinew
the only lore im a fan of is nattie's "She's an expert at using up leftovers in the fridge."
severe lion
Glowworm was her only friend
placid gulch
that's why she awakened when she finished her grieving process -w-
weak parrot
Either the devs suck or they donāt care
severe lion
She forgot about Glowworm !!!!!
weak parrot
and Iām leaning towards donāt care
placid gulch
the different timelines we've visited are way more isolated than our test site beta in general
fair narwhal
frank dock
Boobs > lore
placid gulch
like Rumey's is a post-apocalyptic world where few remain
severe lion
Wtf is test siye beta
placid gulch
Raffa's is like pre-unification Italy but something turned the peninsula into an archipielago
hearty salmon
Iām Harbin
severe lion
placid gulch
Wtf is test siye beta
event timeline
weak parrot
Oh so basically AL lore is basically Gundam lore
severe lion
This game sucks
fair narwhal
Iām Harbin
Bro is Harbin a good time
weak parrot
just a bunch of bs
frank dock
Azur Lane is a simulation
placid gulch
Lion's is British Empire but ruled by the houses cuz the queen went missing
severe lion
They made this game about ww2 ships and then abandoned that after 3 chapters
weak parrot
AL lore is basically gundam lore on steroids
placid gulch
and Glorious META's is a post-apocalyptic one where only she survives
severe lion
Jk not 3
weak parrot
Without the weird names
severe lion
What About Grenville meta
solid whale
big guy meta
placid gulch
so much so that once she ditches the timeline, it ceases to exist and gets cleansed
placid gulch
What About Grenville meta
she's in the Cinders of Hope faction with LizMETA
severe lion
God
placid gulch
we don't know what they're really up to, but they're the most reliable METAs after Helena
weak parrot
I mean technically, every single ship has a meta form
severe lion
Nuh uh
weak parrot
Thereās possibility for each one to become meta in some timeline
severe lion
Metamorphosis only happens after reenacments
And glowworm fucking died
Actually
Idk because
hearty salmon
And glowworm fucking died
Damn
severe lion
I know nothing
placid gulch
yeah
weak parrot
so they made the lore more complicated
hearty salmon
Guess that worm isnt glowing anymore
weak parrot
For no reason
placid gulch
for every META created in a timeline, everyone else dies
weak parrot
???
placid gulch
except from the OG ones from test site alpha
severe lion
weak parrot
But yeah, alternate realities are established fact
severe lion
So Glowworm meta is real?
weak parrot
So in one alternate reality, OpSi game play would actually make sense
weak parrot
instead of our current stupid opsi that has is fighting normal ships in opsi
Like what the fuck
placid gulch
they're pawns
weak parrot
opsi is siren hunting
placid gulch
weak parrot
thatās just lazy writing to shoehorn in regular ships
severe lion
So it confirms that Glowworm is friend
placid gulch
pawns have been a thing since the very first event of the game
weak parrot
they can easily just put in more sirens
severe lion
they can easily just put in more sirens
Like kancolle